Post by Jesse Styles on Sept 3, 2013 17:09:28 GMT -6
MAIN EVENT
As we come back from one final advertisement we are back at ringside with Tom Davis standing in the ring but the camera's cut to Jill and Vince after showing Tom in the ring.
Jill Mathews: Bad night for Jesse eh?
Vince Walters: A bad night for Jesse normally means bad things for many to come Jill.
Jill Mathews: Not good not good at all.
Vince Walters: But, what is good is this main event coming up.
Jill Mathews: Yes, for the first time ever the saddistic one him self will take on the monster him self in a no holds barred match.
Vince Walters: And, in honor of my boss for the stupiddddd people at home that's Nocturnal versus Hazard.
Jill Mathews: In honor of your boss wow.....
Tom Davis: The following is a no holds barred match!!! First introducing "THE MONSTER OF NEW" HAZARD!!
"Are you prepared?"
With the opening rifts of Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King" now filtering out from the speakers, the arena lighting dims to a near pitch black state. This is followed by an eruption of boos and cheers a like. Moments later, a sole red spotlight beams down on the entrance ramp, right in front of the curtains. A couple more seconds go by as eventually, The Monster of New Edge steps out from behind said curtains with the crowd's reaction now at a deafening volume. Hazard begins his gradual descent to the ring with Spaz in tow. The masked lunatic is also carrying Hazard's signature whip lined with barbed wire, pretending to lash the Monster in a playful manner. The spotlight now expands throughout the entire arena, cloaking the thousands of fans in a shade of crimson. The masked psychopaths arrive at ringside, with Spaz rolling under the bottom rope while Hazard ominously walks up the ringside steps. The big man steps over the top rope with ease and peers to his manager, now motioning for him to clear the ring. The arena lights turn back to normal as Hazard stands front and center. His head lowered. Fists clenched. His jet black locks shielding a majority of his iron clad mask. His body trembling. Not with fear, but rather..excitement. Because he knows he's only a short time away from turning the ring and the surrounding area into his battlefield. With that, his music silences as Hazard patiently waits for the opening bell.
Tom Davis: And, his opponent he is "THE SADDISTIC BASTARD" NOCTURNAL!!!!
The arena goes black.
The crowd, in warbled drunken, adrenalized unison, join the announcer’s spiel.
That last syllable, chanted by Nocturnal’s dark minions and echoed no doubt, by millions upon millions in front of monitors in dens, living rooms, sports bars and less wholesome establishments across the world.
The crowd leans forward.
Then the lights in the arena dim. The Big Screen comes to life with just static. The static seems to zoom back, revealing a television. A small blonde haired girl, Heather O'Rourke, sits looking at the television. She seems mesmerized by the static on her television. Craig T. Nelson and Jo Beth Williams are standing behind her. She slowly raises her hands and places them on the screen of the television.
Craig T. Nelson: Carol Anne, what is it, honey?
Jo Beth Williams: Baby, are you ok?
The girl slowly turns her head back to them.
Heather O'Rourke (Carol Anne): They're here...
Deep shadow covers the screen.
Parts of the screen slowly lighten up to reveal what appears to be a silhouette.
In darkness, a blood curdling cacophony: the squeal of unoiled winches, the rasp of hooks and razors being sharpened; and worse, and the howl of tormented souls. Above this din one particular victim yells for mercy with a mixture of tears and roars of rage.
Now the Screen is awash in people, crawling, scrabbling, and shambling masses, some of them moving in reverse. A sound like moaning accompanies them. The picture switches again. A figure stands upon a shore, its face shrouded. It points accusingly, not towards the screen, but at something unseen off to one side. The insect-like screeching sounds louder.
On the screen is a close up of an eye. Inside that eye is the sentence reflected in reverse: "You’re Worse Nightmare Is Back." The eye blinks once, twice. The word remains. "Narcissistic Cannibal" by Korn starts blaring out. Suddenly the lights go out. Suddenly the screen seems to clear, what looks like the moon appears on it.
It's not the moon at all, they realize. The shape is round like a full moon, but it seems to be made up of thin ribbons of cloud streaking against a night sky. And there's a face, we see, a face hidden in shadows, looking down from above. The picture has a grainy look to it as it changes. The scene is of a young girl sitting in a chair in a straight-jacket behind her stood to her left is a Doctor. The nerve-wracking grating as if of some giant metallic insect sounds in the background, but the young girl doesn't seem to notice. The Doctor stood to the left of the girl suddenly changes position from the left part of the picture, to the right. Almost instantly the Doctor returns to its original position, but in that one moment in its changed location we see a huge man with a shadow covering his face. The young girl turns towards where that figure stood, and smiles.
The screen next becomes a twitching, undulating impenetrable sea of the kanji characters used in the Japanese language. The viewers can pick out only a few things recognizable in English:
"Run whilst you still can."
Now the screen is awash in people, crawling, scrabbling, and shambling masses, some of them moving in reverse. A sound like moaning accompanies them. The picture switches again. A figure stands upon a shore, its face shrouded. It points accusingly, not towards the screen, but at something unseen off to one side. The insect-like screeching sounds louder.
On the big screen is a close up on inhuman, alien-looking eye. Inside that eye a single word is reflected in reverse: Pain. The eye blinks once, twice. The word remains. It changes and we see a long shot of an outdoor, swimming pool, the man with the shadows for a face is swimming in it and the straight jacket young girl sits by it.
The arena drops into darkness as this weird movie is playing out on the big screen. Suddenly pyros explode in front of the big screen, as the fans literally jump from the shock. The roving arm of the overhead camera picks out people in the crowd. As they realize there on the screen they hold the signs higher. Orange strobes cut around the arena as blue smoke billows from underneath the grating on the ramp way. The whole entranceway bursts into flames. A figure can be seen on the other side of the flames; he is dressed in black robes with the hood pulled up.
He pulls the hood down, dropping the robes to the floor revealing to the crowd who it is; Then, raising his massive arms over his head in an age-old gesture of defiance and supremacy as phosphorus flames blast in twin columns to the heavens behind him.
He stands motionless, emotionless. Then on some unseen signal he launches himself forward into the flames without a seconds thought, his dark eyes glaze over. He stands with his arms outstretched like a crucifixion. Flames lick around his head and engulf his clothing, yet he emerges from the other side unscathed.
Laughing sadistically as he seems to just emerge from the billowing smoke and he slowly walks towards the ring ignoring the cheers from the crowd. Nocturnal, dressed in a "Sadistic Bastard" T-shirt. As he passes a camera he stops and looks directly into the lens. He has the look of an arrogant champion on his face.
He climbs between the ropes and strides to the far side of the ring. Climbing the turnbuckle he lifts his arms up high to the cheers of the crowd. Flash bulbs blink from all around the arena catching this moment in history.
He gets down and looks around he nods his head and stands in the middle of the ring and ignoring the cheers of the crowd and roars as pyros explode behind him.
Vince Walters: After what Hazard did at Cold Front and What Nocturnal did I hope they tear each other apart!
Jill Mathews: Well nether are like in Phoenix so I see no reason to think that way.
Vince Walters: Really? Hazard turns on our beloved boss and Nocturnal defeats our boss trying to hurt him for life hows that for reasons?
Jill Mathews: Still not seeing it.
Vince Walters: You should so be fired.
Jill Mathews: And, you should so be smacked in your little nut sack.
Vince Walters: It's not little!
DING!!!
Suddenly PHOENIX!!!!! flashes across the screen and there theme music hits. Out comes Bobby Backdoor, Joka, Vanessa, Ryan Pugh, Inkt, and Ricky Cassels down the ramp way!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh no!
Vince Walters: Oh what are these idiots doing out here!
Jill Mathews: I do not know but it can't be good.
Vince Walters: And, this is a no holds barred match so they can well be out here and attack whoever they want.
Jill Mathews: But, are they out here to attack?
Vince Walters: Oh come on this is the Phoenix where talking about!
Jill Mathews: True....
All six Phoenix members get inside the ring with both Nocturnal and Hazard looking ready to fight. Backdoor looks at both of them then POINTS AT NOCTURNAL!!! All five of the other members of Phoenix JUMP NOCTURNAL!!
Vince Walters: Wait what? Why are they just attacking Nocturnal and OHHH JOKA with a kick right to the balls of Nocturnal!!
Jill Mathews: Look at Backdoor telling Hazard to join Phoenix and to not be all alone. He even said Cera could join the Phoenix as well!
Vince Walters: Son of a bitch that turn coat will join them I have little doubt.
After Joka's shot to the nuts of Nocturnal Inkt then hit his Dull Needle to Nocturnal and now Pugh picks him up off the ground and PUGH BOMB!!!!! Nocturnal is down and hurting pretty badly!
Vince Walters: What's Hazard's decision look his opponent for next week is sticking his hand out for a hand shake towards Hazard.
Jill Mathews: BIG RIGHT HAND!!!! I think Backdoor just got his answer the good hand of Hazard I think just knocked Backdoor out cold!!!!
Vince Walters: Well at least the big dumb dumb did something right for a change.
Jill Mathews: Uh oh the other five members have now turned there attention to Hazard.
Vince Walters: Gang warfare.
Hazard begins fighting with five men he knocks Ricky Cassels off his feet with a huge boot to Ricky's face causing him to end up outside the ring. He then head butt's Joka between his eyes and right hands to Pugh then Inkt! The monster is getting the upper hand but OH NO! Vanessa from behind with a low blow!!! Hazard drops to his knee's and Pugh nails him with a running boot right between Hazard's eyes!! Joka turns walking back over to Nocturnal who is trying to get back to his feet and again kicks Nocturnal in his nuts!!! Pugh now stands Hazard up big knee to Hazard's gut and from behind DIRTY NEEDLE FROM INKT!!!! Hazard is down!!! Nocturnal is down!!!
Jill Mathews: Uh are we even going to have a main event?
Vince Walters: I have no idea after all of this and oh look Ricky is back in the ring helping Bobby to his feet.
Suddenly THE STYLES MAFIA FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AND OUT STEPS JESSE STYLES!!! He stands at the top of the ramp then looks behind him as Johnny Stylez comes and stands next to him. Then both of them look back as Kronin and VALORA walk out!!! Jesse holds up one finger meaning one moment and IT'S SETH ISER!!!!! He walks out and stands there with the Styles Mafia members as well!!!! Jesse now begins to walk towards the ring along with well what appears to be the mostly current and improved Styles Mafia!!!!
Vince Walters: Valora and Seth Iser are in the Mafia now?
Jill Mathews: It would seem so it's time to give Phoenix hell!
Vince Walters: I agree!
Jill Mathews: The Mafia has bum rushed into the ring and the fight is on!!!!
Vince Walters: Look at Nocturnal leaning against the bottom turnbuckle hurting and looking on confused seeing his unstable mates members of the Styles Mafia!
Jill Mathews: Jesse Styles is brawling with Ryan Pugh this is a site we have seen before.
Jesse begins to get the better of Pugh but Inkt sets up for a DULL NEEDLE!!!!NO!!!NO!!! ISER WITH A SPEAR OF HIS OWN TO INKT!!!! ISER SPEARS INKT!!!! Kronin DDT's the NEW champ to the mat and then brings him to his feet GERMAN SUPLEXING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!! Kronin now rolls outside and motions for Backdoor to get up! Valora has finally gotten her hands on Vanessa they are fighting out in the stands now working there way up through the crowd. Meanwhile Johnny Stylez just dropped Ricky Cassels on his head with Insult 2 Injury!!! On the other side of the ring Pugh gets HYPE KICKED OUT OF THE RING by Jesse!!!
Vince Walters: The Styles Mafia has cleared the ring of the Phoenix!!!
Jill Mathews: Finally some hope for New Edge!
Vince Walters: Uh oh Hazard is getting to his feet and Seth see's him he lifts the hurting Hazard up BLACK MAGIC!!!! HE LAYS HAZARD OUT!!!
Jill Mathews: Wait! Joka has managed to avoid this battle by slipping out of the ring and see's Nocturnal getting to his feet Joka has a chair and rolls back in the ring WHACK!!!! Over the head of Nocturnal but Noc only drops to his knee's and JOKA nails Nocturnal again across his skull!!
Vince Walters: Wait here comes Jesse HYPE KICK TO THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF JOKA knocking him over the top rope!!! Now the Mafia is clearing out of the ring and are outside the ring continuing the battle with the Phoenix!
Jill Mathews: Wow Vanessa and Valora are in the concession stands and OH Valora just tossed Vanessa face first through the glass of a pop corn machine!!!
Vince Walters: YES!
Jill Mathews: Look at Kronin on the outside he has Bobby set up uh oh BRAIN BUSTER SUPLEX LOOK OUT!!!
Kronin brain busters Bobby through the announce table!!! He then stands over Bobby motioning that he wants the NEW title! Finally NEW security has come out while Jesse and Pugh are once again slugging it out, Inkt and Johnny are slugging it out as well while Seth is now outside the ring putting the boots to a now downed Ricky Cassels.
Jill Mathews: Are we still on?
Vince Walters: I can hear you can you hear me?
Jill Mathews: Yes our announce table is destroyed and finally the Phoenix members and Mafia members are being pulled apart out here.
Vince Walters: But, inside the ring we got Hazard crawling towards the bloody mess of a man known as Nocturnal they are both hurt badly but Hazard is digging down deep to crawl over and MAKE THE PIN!
ONE.......
TWO........
THREE!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: That was the oddest main event I have ever seen.
Vince Walters: It was pure mayhem!
Jill Mathews: Hazard wins though!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner HAZARD!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: There has to be forty members of NEW security and building security getting this chaos to calm down.
Vince Walters: Oh security was unable to stop Seth Iser he has rolled back into the ring!
Seth rolls back into the ring and just as he's about to attack Hazard again it's CERA FROM THE CROWD!!!!
Cera comes out with her hammer and nails SETH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK Seth falls to the mat holding the middle of his back looking badly hurt but the sick son of a bitch has a half smile on his face!
Vince Walters: My god that war hammer just did some serious damage.
Jill Mathews: Yeah you could say that....
Vince Walters: And, now we have local police coming out and they are in the ring to stop that while the NEW security and building security is a bit busy.
Jill Mathews: Oh good lord Nocturnal has sat up and looks pissed but confused at the same time.
Vince Walters: I dunno this is just chaos but the Styles Mafia stood tall at least!
Jill Mathews: Hazard is to his feet now obviously in pain and wants to get at Seth but Cera is actually being smart and talking him down as they exit the ring due to the local police standing in the ring.
Vince Walters: Yeah uh they have guns there Hazard.
Jill Mathews: We gotta cut to a showtime spot and when we come back hopefully we can close this show with well I don't know something.
Vince Walters: The war has just begun remember Jesse's words!
Jill Mathews: Yeah uh let's just go to that spot and Hazard won the main event despite the huge cluster fuck of a battle.
We cut away to a showtime what's coming up spot....
As we come back from one final advertisement we are back at ringside with Tom Davis standing in the ring but the camera's cut to Jill and Vince after showing Tom in the ring.
Jill Mathews: Bad night for Jesse eh?
Vince Walters: A bad night for Jesse normally means bad things for many to come Jill.
Jill Mathews: Not good not good at all.
Vince Walters: But, what is good is this main event coming up.
Jill Mathews: Yes, for the first time ever the saddistic one him self will take on the monster him self in a no holds barred match.
Vince Walters: And, in honor of my boss for the stupiddddd people at home that's Nocturnal versus Hazard.
Jill Mathews: In honor of your boss wow.....
Tom Davis: The following is a no holds barred match!!! First introducing "THE MONSTER OF NEW" HAZARD!!
"Are you prepared?"
With the opening rifts of Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King" now filtering out from the speakers, the arena lighting dims to a near pitch black state. This is followed by an eruption of boos and cheers a like. Moments later, a sole red spotlight beams down on the entrance ramp, right in front of the curtains. A couple more seconds go by as eventually, The Monster of New Edge steps out from behind said curtains with the crowd's reaction now at a deafening volume. Hazard begins his gradual descent to the ring with Spaz in tow. The masked lunatic is also carrying Hazard's signature whip lined with barbed wire, pretending to lash the Monster in a playful manner. The spotlight now expands throughout the entire arena, cloaking the thousands of fans in a shade of crimson. The masked psychopaths arrive at ringside, with Spaz rolling under the bottom rope while Hazard ominously walks up the ringside steps. The big man steps over the top rope with ease and peers to his manager, now motioning for him to clear the ring. The arena lights turn back to normal as Hazard stands front and center. His head lowered. Fists clenched. His jet black locks shielding a majority of his iron clad mask. His body trembling. Not with fear, but rather..excitement. Because he knows he's only a short time away from turning the ring and the surrounding area into his battlefield. With that, his music silences as Hazard patiently waits for the opening bell.
Tom Davis: And, his opponent he is "THE SADDISTIC BASTARD" NOCTURNAL!!!!
The arena goes black.
The crowd, in warbled drunken, adrenalized unison, join the announcer’s spiel.
That last syllable, chanted by Nocturnal’s dark minions and echoed no doubt, by millions upon millions in front of monitors in dens, living rooms, sports bars and less wholesome establishments across the world.
The crowd leans forward.
Then the lights in the arena dim. The Big Screen comes to life with just static. The static seems to zoom back, revealing a television. A small blonde haired girl, Heather O'Rourke, sits looking at the television. She seems mesmerized by the static on her television. Craig T. Nelson and Jo Beth Williams are standing behind her. She slowly raises her hands and places them on the screen of the television.
Craig T. Nelson: Carol Anne, what is it, honey?
Jo Beth Williams: Baby, are you ok?
The girl slowly turns her head back to them.
Heather O'Rourke (Carol Anne): They're here...
Deep shadow covers the screen.
Parts of the screen slowly lighten up to reveal what appears to be a silhouette.
In darkness, a blood curdling cacophony: the squeal of unoiled winches, the rasp of hooks and razors being sharpened; and worse, and the howl of tormented souls. Above this din one particular victim yells for mercy with a mixture of tears and roars of rage.
Now the Screen is awash in people, crawling, scrabbling, and shambling masses, some of them moving in reverse. A sound like moaning accompanies them. The picture switches again. A figure stands upon a shore, its face shrouded. It points accusingly, not towards the screen, but at something unseen off to one side. The insect-like screeching sounds louder.
On the screen is a close up of an eye. Inside that eye is the sentence reflected in reverse: "You’re Worse Nightmare Is Back." The eye blinks once, twice. The word remains. "Narcissistic Cannibal" by Korn starts blaring out. Suddenly the lights go out. Suddenly the screen seems to clear, what looks like the moon appears on it.
It's not the moon at all, they realize. The shape is round like a full moon, but it seems to be made up of thin ribbons of cloud streaking against a night sky. And there's a face, we see, a face hidden in shadows, looking down from above. The picture has a grainy look to it as it changes. The scene is of a young girl sitting in a chair in a straight-jacket behind her stood to her left is a Doctor. The nerve-wracking grating as if of some giant metallic insect sounds in the background, but the young girl doesn't seem to notice. The Doctor stood to the left of the girl suddenly changes position from the left part of the picture, to the right. Almost instantly the Doctor returns to its original position, but in that one moment in its changed location we see a huge man with a shadow covering his face. The young girl turns towards where that figure stood, and smiles.
The screen next becomes a twitching, undulating impenetrable sea of the kanji characters used in the Japanese language. The viewers can pick out only a few things recognizable in English:
"Run whilst you still can."
Now the screen is awash in people, crawling, scrabbling, and shambling masses, some of them moving in reverse. A sound like moaning accompanies them. The picture switches again. A figure stands upon a shore, its face shrouded. It points accusingly, not towards the screen, but at something unseen off to one side. The insect-like screeching sounds louder.
On the big screen is a close up on inhuman, alien-looking eye. Inside that eye a single word is reflected in reverse: Pain. The eye blinks once, twice. The word remains. It changes and we see a long shot of an outdoor, swimming pool, the man with the shadows for a face is swimming in it and the straight jacket young girl sits by it.
The arena drops into darkness as this weird movie is playing out on the big screen. Suddenly pyros explode in front of the big screen, as the fans literally jump from the shock. The roving arm of the overhead camera picks out people in the crowd. As they realize there on the screen they hold the signs higher. Orange strobes cut around the arena as blue smoke billows from underneath the grating on the ramp way. The whole entranceway bursts into flames. A figure can be seen on the other side of the flames; he is dressed in black robes with the hood pulled up.
He pulls the hood down, dropping the robes to the floor revealing to the crowd who it is; Then, raising his massive arms over his head in an age-old gesture of defiance and supremacy as phosphorus flames blast in twin columns to the heavens behind him.
He stands motionless, emotionless. Then on some unseen signal he launches himself forward into the flames without a seconds thought, his dark eyes glaze over. He stands with his arms outstretched like a crucifixion. Flames lick around his head and engulf his clothing, yet he emerges from the other side unscathed.
Laughing sadistically as he seems to just emerge from the billowing smoke and he slowly walks towards the ring ignoring the cheers from the crowd. Nocturnal, dressed in a "Sadistic Bastard" T-shirt. As he passes a camera he stops and looks directly into the lens. He has the look of an arrogant champion on his face.
He climbs between the ropes and strides to the far side of the ring. Climbing the turnbuckle he lifts his arms up high to the cheers of the crowd. Flash bulbs blink from all around the arena catching this moment in history.
He gets down and looks around he nods his head and stands in the middle of the ring and ignoring the cheers of the crowd and roars as pyros explode behind him.
Vince Walters: After what Hazard did at Cold Front and What Nocturnal did I hope they tear each other apart!
Jill Mathews: Well nether are like in Phoenix so I see no reason to think that way.
Vince Walters: Really? Hazard turns on our beloved boss and Nocturnal defeats our boss trying to hurt him for life hows that for reasons?
Jill Mathews: Still not seeing it.
Vince Walters: You should so be fired.
Jill Mathews: And, you should so be smacked in your little nut sack.
Vince Walters: It's not little!
DING!!!
Suddenly PHOENIX!!!!! flashes across the screen and there theme music hits. Out comes Bobby Backdoor, Joka, Vanessa, Ryan Pugh, Inkt, and Ricky Cassels down the ramp way!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh no!
Vince Walters: Oh what are these idiots doing out here!
Jill Mathews: I do not know but it can't be good.
Vince Walters: And, this is a no holds barred match so they can well be out here and attack whoever they want.
Jill Mathews: But, are they out here to attack?
Vince Walters: Oh come on this is the Phoenix where talking about!
Jill Mathews: True....
All six Phoenix members get inside the ring with both Nocturnal and Hazard looking ready to fight. Backdoor looks at both of them then POINTS AT NOCTURNAL!!! All five of the other members of Phoenix JUMP NOCTURNAL!!
Vince Walters: Wait what? Why are they just attacking Nocturnal and OHHH JOKA with a kick right to the balls of Nocturnal!!
Jill Mathews: Look at Backdoor telling Hazard to join Phoenix and to not be all alone. He even said Cera could join the Phoenix as well!
Vince Walters: Son of a bitch that turn coat will join them I have little doubt.
After Joka's shot to the nuts of Nocturnal Inkt then hit his Dull Needle to Nocturnal and now Pugh picks him up off the ground and PUGH BOMB!!!!! Nocturnal is down and hurting pretty badly!
Vince Walters: What's Hazard's decision look his opponent for next week is sticking his hand out for a hand shake towards Hazard.
Jill Mathews: BIG RIGHT HAND!!!! I think Backdoor just got his answer the good hand of Hazard I think just knocked Backdoor out cold!!!!
Vince Walters: Well at least the big dumb dumb did something right for a change.
Jill Mathews: Uh oh the other five members have now turned there attention to Hazard.
Vince Walters: Gang warfare.
Hazard begins fighting with five men he knocks Ricky Cassels off his feet with a huge boot to Ricky's face causing him to end up outside the ring. He then head butt's Joka between his eyes and right hands to Pugh then Inkt! The monster is getting the upper hand but OH NO! Vanessa from behind with a low blow!!! Hazard drops to his knee's and Pugh nails him with a running boot right between Hazard's eyes!! Joka turns walking back over to Nocturnal who is trying to get back to his feet and again kicks Nocturnal in his nuts!!! Pugh now stands Hazard up big knee to Hazard's gut and from behind DIRTY NEEDLE FROM INKT!!!! Hazard is down!!! Nocturnal is down!!!
Jill Mathews: Uh are we even going to have a main event?
Vince Walters: I have no idea after all of this and oh look Ricky is back in the ring helping Bobby to his feet.
Suddenly THE STYLES MAFIA FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AND OUT STEPS JESSE STYLES!!! He stands at the top of the ramp then looks behind him as Johnny Stylez comes and stands next to him. Then both of them look back as Kronin and VALORA walk out!!! Jesse holds up one finger meaning one moment and IT'S SETH ISER!!!!! He walks out and stands there with the Styles Mafia members as well!!!! Jesse now begins to walk towards the ring along with well what appears to be the mostly current and improved Styles Mafia!!!!
Vince Walters: Valora and Seth Iser are in the Mafia now?
Jill Mathews: It would seem so it's time to give Phoenix hell!
Vince Walters: I agree!
Jill Mathews: The Mafia has bum rushed into the ring and the fight is on!!!!
Vince Walters: Look at Nocturnal leaning against the bottom turnbuckle hurting and looking on confused seeing his unstable mates members of the Styles Mafia!
Jill Mathews: Jesse Styles is brawling with Ryan Pugh this is a site we have seen before.
Jesse begins to get the better of Pugh but Inkt sets up for a DULL NEEDLE!!!!NO!!!NO!!! ISER WITH A SPEAR OF HIS OWN TO INKT!!!! ISER SPEARS INKT!!!! Kronin DDT's the NEW champ to the mat and then brings him to his feet GERMAN SUPLEXING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!! Kronin now rolls outside and motions for Backdoor to get up! Valora has finally gotten her hands on Vanessa they are fighting out in the stands now working there way up through the crowd. Meanwhile Johnny Stylez just dropped Ricky Cassels on his head with Insult 2 Injury!!! On the other side of the ring Pugh gets HYPE KICKED OUT OF THE RING by Jesse!!!
Vince Walters: The Styles Mafia has cleared the ring of the Phoenix!!!
Jill Mathews: Finally some hope for New Edge!
Vince Walters: Uh oh Hazard is getting to his feet and Seth see's him he lifts the hurting Hazard up BLACK MAGIC!!!! HE LAYS HAZARD OUT!!!
Jill Mathews: Wait! Joka has managed to avoid this battle by slipping out of the ring and see's Nocturnal getting to his feet Joka has a chair and rolls back in the ring WHACK!!!! Over the head of Nocturnal but Noc only drops to his knee's and JOKA nails Nocturnal again across his skull!!
Vince Walters: Wait here comes Jesse HYPE KICK TO THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF JOKA knocking him over the top rope!!! Now the Mafia is clearing out of the ring and are outside the ring continuing the battle with the Phoenix!
Jill Mathews: Wow Vanessa and Valora are in the concession stands and OH Valora just tossed Vanessa face first through the glass of a pop corn machine!!!
Vince Walters: YES!
Jill Mathews: Look at Kronin on the outside he has Bobby set up uh oh BRAIN BUSTER SUPLEX LOOK OUT!!!
Kronin brain busters Bobby through the announce table!!! He then stands over Bobby motioning that he wants the NEW title! Finally NEW security has come out while Jesse and Pugh are once again slugging it out, Inkt and Johnny are slugging it out as well while Seth is now outside the ring putting the boots to a now downed Ricky Cassels.
Jill Mathews: Are we still on?
Vince Walters: I can hear you can you hear me?
Jill Mathews: Yes our announce table is destroyed and finally the Phoenix members and Mafia members are being pulled apart out here.
Vince Walters: But, inside the ring we got Hazard crawling towards the bloody mess of a man known as Nocturnal they are both hurt badly but Hazard is digging down deep to crawl over and MAKE THE PIN!
ONE.......
TWO........
THREE!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: That was the oddest main event I have ever seen.
Vince Walters: It was pure mayhem!
Jill Mathews: Hazard wins though!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner HAZARD!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: There has to be forty members of NEW security and building security getting this chaos to calm down.
Vince Walters: Oh security was unable to stop Seth Iser he has rolled back into the ring!
Seth rolls back into the ring and just as he's about to attack Hazard again it's CERA FROM THE CROWD!!!!
Cera comes out with her hammer and nails SETH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK Seth falls to the mat holding the middle of his back looking badly hurt but the sick son of a bitch has a half smile on his face!
Vince Walters: My god that war hammer just did some serious damage.
Jill Mathews: Yeah you could say that....
Vince Walters: And, now we have local police coming out and they are in the ring to stop that while the NEW security and building security is a bit busy.
Jill Mathews: Oh good lord Nocturnal has sat up and looks pissed but confused at the same time.
Vince Walters: I dunno this is just chaos but the Styles Mafia stood tall at least!
Jill Mathews: Hazard is to his feet now obviously in pain and wants to get at Seth but Cera is actually being smart and talking him down as they exit the ring due to the local police standing in the ring.
Vince Walters: Yeah uh they have guns there Hazard.
Jill Mathews: We gotta cut to a showtime spot and when we come back hopefully we can close this show with well I don't know something.
Vince Walters: The war has just begun remember Jesse's words!
Jill Mathews: Yeah uh let's just go to that spot and Hazard won the main event despite the huge cluster fuck of a battle.
We cut away to a showtime what's coming up spot....