Post by Jesse Styles on Nov 4, 2013 23:25:17 GMT -6
As the show opens up, we see Beretta Jordyn standing in the center of the ring, a large smile on her face and a mic in her hands.
Jill: And it looks like we’ll be starting off tonight’s proceedings with Beretta Jordyn, our Brass Knuckles promoter for New Edge.
Vince: Why do we need her again? Jesse did just fine booking it himself with Specter Vs. Finelli last week.
Jill: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Vince: For fuck sake, he’s not even here and already you’re creaming your panties…
Beretta: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ignite!
The Salem crowd cheers.
Beretta: I have got to tell you my network has been blowing up as of late around the BK Division. Twitter, blogging, instgram, all of it has been going crazy over the latest highlight in the New Edge Wrestling, and especially around one man…
Vince: …SERIOUSLY JILL?!
Jill: WHAT? I didn’t know she was following me…
Beretta: And do, I’ve been around the globe, signing sponcerships, scouting new talent, and perhaps most importantly, I’ve watched as the new tweeks we’ve made to the division come to prosper, including our new cage! However, the BIGGEST thing I’ve been working on, is perhaps the greatest achievement so far for our Division…I’ve talked to Ryan Pugh and Jesse Styles and I am proud to announce that at Moonshine and Mayhem we will have the first ever New Edge Wrestling Brass Knuckles Champion Fight!
The crowd cheers once more at the announcement.
Jill: Wow, the creation of a new Championship in New Edge Wrestling. This division has seriously come far…
Vince: Getting the approval of both Jesse and Pugh? I’m guessing it’s because one couldn’t take and the other will do anything for a blowjob…
Beretta: And so, at Moonshine and Mayhem on the 17th of November in Athens, Georgia, The Brass Knuckles division will finally lay claim to its first ever champion in New Edge Wrestling! But wait, for the belt to mean something, it’ll have to some challengers. So it gives me great pleasure in announcing that the first participant in the match will be shining start of the division. I could think of no other man worthy of going for the belt other than a man of whom has taken this division to new highs! So without further or do, the first competitor…
Vince: Oh no…
Beretta: The undefeated…
Jill: Oh yes!
Beretta: “Mixed Martial” Adrien Specter!
As “Lilium” plays over the PA system, the crowd cannot turn on the situation fast enough, as a wall of boos erupts from the crowd as The Specter Brothers, Richard and Adrien make their way to the top of the ramp. Richard is wearing a suit, while Adrien has his wrestling tights on, ready for his match later tonight.
Jill: There he is!
Vince: Christ almighty…
Jill: Finelli, Kain, Iser all of them fell to Adrien Specter when they stepped in the cage with the wild stallion.
Vince: So what? We naming your orgasms now?
Jill: Hey, the moment you step in that cage with Adrien and get your ass crushed by him, I’ll name one Walters in your honor. God knows it’s the closest you’ll ever get to giving me one…
As Richard and Adrien walk their way down to the ring, ignoring the reaction the hail of abuse they’re receiving, they quickly climb into the ring as Richard asks for a mic.
Richard: First off, myself and my brother would like to thank Ryan Pugh for allowing this to pass through. This is just another of his initiatives in which he’ll be bringing in as soon as Jesse Styles hands over New Edge to Pugh and EVO. Because unlike Styles, who looks to the old and crippled to fight his wars for him, Ryan Pugh has his sights set on the future. He understands that the Brass Knuckles Division and Championship are just one of the ways NEW can grow into a dominant force in the wrestling industry. And if you need any further proof of this, all you have to do is look towards the World Title division. You’ve got your champion who has fallen to Adrien TWICE in the Cage, against a murderer who took 15 years to achieve what Adrien did in less than one!
Vince: Yeah, what he achieved for all of 20 minutes!
Jill: SHUT UP VINCE! Richard’s talking.
Vince: Only because his brother can’t…
Jill: I know. Silent but deadly, just like a primal animal that you don’t know if he’ll fuck you, kill you or just eat you whole…
Vince: If you can keep your school girl fan fiction to yourself, I’d be grateful…
Richard: Jesse Styles has relied too long and too hard on the history of NEW, whereas EVO are looking to the future. And the truth is we’ve got to look for challenges, seeing as there is NO ONE in New Edge Wrestling right now who would be stupid enough to go against the Spectral Submission Specialist within the cage. Tap out, pass out, or knock out, my brother has mastered all of it. And so, without further or do, Ms Jordyn, you may as well award the belt to my brother now, as no one in their right mind is going to fight him for it…
Vince: Wait, Specter is just expecting the belt to be awarded to him!
Jill: Well can you seriously blame him? He’s undefeated for a reason…
Cue “No Giving Up” by Crossfade as the crowd roars in the first loud pop of the evening. Owen steps out of the backstage tent, with Bronx Goldie following behind him. Owen is in his ring gear as he’s also scheduled to compete later tonight but Bronx however is more professional with a black pinstripe suit with a golden tie. The Specter Brothers are both highly annoyed at the interruption to the supposed crowning of Adrien Specter as the Brass Knuckles Champion. Owen immediately laughs, looking at the annoyed faces that the two bald headed geniuses have.
Vince: I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see Owen Gonsalves in my life then I have now.
Jill: What sort of business does Owen have here? Owen isn’t a Martial Arts fighter? Is he?
Vince: I really couldn't give a rat's ass whether he’s a MMA fighter or not...I’m just glad he shut up that idiot Richard.
Beretta has a curious look on her face, she seems interested in what Owen might I have to say.
Owen: Hold your horses, people. You see, I was warming up getting ready for my match against Ricky Cassels in that House of Horror later on tonight while watching Ms. Beretta over there talk about a massive milestone in NEW’s history. A new title belt. Seemed like a very interesting topic...At the time something I wasn’t interested in. Then the whole shindig went sour the moment Silent Bob and Jay over there came out. Then I was interested...I listened to what Richie said.
Jill: Silent Bob and Jay?! I never thought Owen would say such mean things.
Vince: I didn't either but I'm surprisingly loving it.
Jill: This crowd is eating it up like I would eat up-
Vince: Don't finish that Jill.
Jill: Don't tell me what to do! I'll finish eating Adrien's-
Vince: No seriously.
Richard is even more annoyed with Owen’s added insults. Bronx chuckles a little behind Owen as the two continue to make their way down the ramp until they stand in front of the ring.
Owen: I couldn’t help but notice you said that Ryan Pugh has set his sights on the future? Correct me if I’m wrong but the whole collection of EVO are not the future. The past for sure, maybe even the present. But the future...The future isn’t Adrien Specter, the future isn’t Ryan Pugh and hell the future isn’t even Inkt. The future is Triple R, the future is Patrick Jones, the future is Ricky Cassels, the future is Max Soloke and most importantly, the future of NEW and professional wrestling...is Owen Gonsalves.
And none of those men I just listed are even close to being part of that crappy ass group you know as EVO.
Vince: He sure does have confidence doesn't he?
Jill: As much as I love me Specter, I must admit Owen is very well the future of NEW.
Adrien and Richard’s annoyed expression turn to one of humour as they find everything Owen is saying quite funny.
Vince: The Specter brothers just find it funny...
Owen: Laugh it off gentlemen...Richard...You also said that there isn’t anyone brave enough, or to put it in your incorrect words, stupid enough to face Adrien in the cage….
Jill: Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?
Vince: Okay this kid might just have a death-wish...
Owen looks to his left and then to his right...Bronx looks as well before they both look straight back down at Richard and Adrien.
Owen: Well, I’ll be...I think I found someone. Beretta, I’m going to make your job a whole lot easier...What might’ve taken you this whole show or hell this whole week to find a hungry and brave opponent that is willing to face Adrien Specter in that cage, I’ll find you one in about 2 seconds...
Owen dramatically pauses as the crowd cheers, expecting the answer they all want to hear.
Jill: Wait for it...
Owen: Me. Hear me out on this one Ms. Jordynn. How’s this for the tagline to promote this match...The young cub of the jungle fights the veteran wolf”. Now everyone knows I’m not exactly a boxer or a MMA fighter but...I can give it a good scrap in that cage. Specter, All I want is one match to earn your respect, one singles match tonight was all I asked for. Just one match to get the respect I need, the respect I wanted to earn...But after that decline last week I feel it’s come to this...If it’s respect I want then I’ll do it by standing in your path. Beretta, I’ll face Specter at Moonshine and Mayhem for the Brass Knuckles Championship!
Jill: Oh my word! Owen Gonsalves for the second week in a row is requesting a match against Adrien...What does this young man want with Specter?
Vince: I'll tell you what he wants with him, since you were too busy trying to fiddle with yourself. Owen wants Adrien's respect, only way to get it is by beating Adrien and I think Owen might just have this match.
The crowd explodes into cheers as Adrien stays stoic and calm, Richard however is shaking his head slowly whether it’s he’s once again trying to deny the match or just disappointed in Owen’s decision is unknown. Beretta however seems very interested. She’s got that look on her face. Slowly, Richard raises the mic once more.
Richard: You honestly think that you deserve a title shot, let alone a match against Adrien? News flash Owen, you got your chance to shine last week against Blair in a division that you belong in, and look how that went! So you think you're just going to sunder into here, expecting everything to be handed to you, because you want to act all big and tough? Let me tell you something Owen, those "names" you just called out. The Triple R's, The Patrick Jones's, The Max Soloke's, do you want to know there they are? They're in the Youngblood division, a division that my brother took to it's height and allowed for it to prosper years ago. And ever since that time that belt has PLUMMETED! No one gives two flying fucks about the belt Adrien created with his wars against Johnny Stylez and Hazard, and it's because of men like you who don't appreciate the opportunities you're given, and quite frankly, my brother isn't going to allow for that to happen with the Brass Knuckles division. So no Owen. You're NOT getting into the cage with Adrien, and you're nowhere close to getting a Brass Knuckles Title shot!
Beretta: I beg to differ...
Sharply, The Specter brothers turn to face Jordyn.
Beretta: You see gentlemen, you don't get to decide who fights in Brass Knuckles matches...I do. And right there at the top of that ramp, is a man willing to fight your brother. A man who's willing to face off against the unbeaten submission machine that is Adrien Specter. And to be honest with you, his desire to fight, his will, his drive...
Slowly Beretta approaches Richard, a wide smile on her face.
Beretta: I could make MILLIONS off of that!
Vince: Well, nice to know Beretta has her heart in the right place...
Beretta: So the gauntlet has been thrown down, and if your brother isn't going to pick it up, then I'm going to pick it up for him. Moonshine and Mayhem. 17th of November. Athens, Georgia. "Mixed Martial" Adrien Specter Vs. Owen Gonsalves for the Brass Knuckles Title!
The crowd cheers at the announcement, as Owen stands at the top of the ramp with the large shit eating grin on his face, while Richard seethes at the announcement attempting to talk Beretta out of the decision, while Adrien's expression simply remains cold and emotionless.
Jill: WHAT IS SHE THINKING?! Owen's going to die in that cage with Adrien!
Vince: Honestly, I don't think she cares what your toyboy does to him, the fact that for a second week Owen comes out and challenges Adrien Specter to a match really shows how much this means to him, and how far he's willing to go to get what he wants!
Jill: But the cage is Adrien's playground, how does Owen intend to win against Adrien in a match he's unbeaten in? Better men have tried, and all have fallen on their knees in front of The Great Brass Knuckles Beast!
Vince: Jealous much?
Jill: You have no idea...
Vince: God dammit Jill...We'll be back after these messages. I think a puddle's starting to form around my feet...