Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 11, 2014 19:57:56 GMT -6
We cut live to the Roman Coliseum from obviously Rome! Pyros are shooting up into the sky after a special video played celebrating NEW EDGE'S Six years as of tonight. We then cut down near ringside where the fans inside the Coliseum are voicing there opinions in well all sorts of languages but one chant stands out that can be heard clear as day.
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!!!!!
That's right NEW meaning New Edge Wrestling for tonight on Ignite I89 the Six year birthday of the N.E.W happens in what will be without a shadow of a doubt historic and with that said we now see Jill Mathews, Vince Walters and yes Chris Styles at the NEW commentary booth.
Jill Mathews: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to NEW EDGE'S IGNITE SIX YEAR SHOW!!! Tonight is in one word historic and I Jill Mathews am so honored to be with all of you here and watching at home tonight.
Vince Walters: And, I Vince Walters am honored that all of them here and at home get to see me.
Chris Styles: Wait what are we talking about I'm lost.
Jill Mathews: Big shock there but tonight it's about the fact that New Edge Wrestling has beaten the odds once again for we thought we beat then at a year, then at two years, then especially at five years but now at Six Years we have blown those odds away!
Vince Walters: Odds I don't like odds anyways.
Chris Styles: Oh right I remember shit son I am Chris Styles and this is uh fuck what is this?
Jill Mathews: Please folks do your best to ignore the mentally challenged Chris Styles tonight do not let him kill the buzz, the mood and just over all celebration tonight.
Vince Walters: Yeah...It's not our damn fault that we got stuck with him blame FATTY RYAN PUGH!
Chris Styles: I will have you know son that Ryan Pugh is not fat he is just big boned you heard it first from the mother fucking Cheetah!
Vince Walters: Yeah and I have slept with over a thousand woman too.....
Chris Styles: For real? Shit son you gotta tell this playa your secret!
Jill Mathews: Oh my goodness you know what I just want to thank the fans of our great company for making all of this possible and just want to say how great it is despite being stuck with Chris and Vince how humbled I am to be the lead announcer for the NEW.
Vince Walters: Wait what the hell did I do?
Jill Mathews: Really Vince? Really? I mean let's think over the last so many years all the things you have said to me, about me or done to me shall we?
Vince Walters: Eh...Let's not we got a Six Year Show to do!
Chris Styles: No wait I gotta hear about all of this come on!
Vince Walters: Chris suck on your thumb and shut the fuck up!
Jill Mathews: Heh well no time like the present I guess let's get this Six Year Show STARTED!!!!
Vince Walters: That's the spirit!!
Chris Styles: I do not suck on my thumb son I just nibble!