Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 21, 2013 17:13:23 GMT -6
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Keelan Cetinich is seated in his dirty and dusty locker room backstage with his best friends, Rick and Lucy. Lucy is taping up Keelan as Rick is squatting down next to Keelan, giving instructions on how to win this difficult Royal Rumble match. Keelan is feeling incredibly nervous – butterflies are racing in his stomach at a million miles an hour. The time is almost upon him...
Rick: Okay let’s go through this one final time. Stay near the corners of the ring when you’re not involved with another wrestler. Try to hit your signature moves early and don’t do much fast paced movement either – you don’t need to tire out early.
Keelan: No problem, anything else?
Rick: Just one more thing – when you win this match, make sure you make a statement for Jesse Styles.
Keelan nodded his head slowly and put on a faint grin too. He knew this was possibly his one chance to show how good he actually is. It was time to prove a point, that he wasn’t some NEWbie – he was the real deal. All of a sudden, the three were eyeing the ceiling as they could slightly hear the NEW fans in the sold-out Joe Louis Arena going absolutely mental. NEW’s 5 Year Anniversary Show has begun.
Lucy: Okay, it’s time! Break a leg out there.
Keelan: I will, don’t worry.
He looked to Rick and the two nodded at each other, before Keelan left the locker room.
Keelan slowly walked through the hallway of locker rooms, thinking over his strategy and how he was going to win this complicated match. It almost felt like he was thinking back on all the highlights of his life so far. All the greatest moments from his lifetime going through his head one by one like his brain was opening a drawer full of files and going through each one individually. Keelan eventually stopped and spotted the curtain in the distance. Here we go...
A video package is shown honoring NEW and it's five year accomplishment. The video is then comes to a close and the lights dim, and all that is heard is fans going nuts! A much hyped crowd. A hectic pyrotechnic display flies from the entrance stage and explodes all throughout the arena. When it stops the fans continue to go crazy, as cameras pan to show the audience.
Vince Walters: Ladies and gentlemen, a milestone in which none of us would have thought would be reached has actually come upon us. Five years of NEW and we get to celebrate it tonight!
Jill Mathews: It’s a historic night here at Ignite 152. We have some amazing matches planned, and we’re going to kick it off with NEW’s 4th annual Royal Rumble match!
Vince Walters: Oh fuck yeah! I believe we’re going to go backstage with Brandy Boss first off.
We cut backstage to a close up of Brandy Boss, holding a NEW microphone in her hand.
Brandy: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time one of the participants of the 4th annual Royal Rumble match which is literally moments away ... Keelan Cetinich!
The fans cheer pretty loud a lot louder than usual for Keelan. Keelan steps into the scene, smiling.
Brandy: Keelan, you’re back in the NEW and you must have one chance to make a statement. That statement is to win this Royal Rumble match. What’s your strategy?
Keelan: Look man, I can’t reveal that it’s a secret. But I can definitely assure you that before this night is over, people will be talking about me. The 4th NEW superstar to win a Royal Rumble match! Keelan “The Killer” Cetinich!
Brandy: Ah, well good luck tonight and- oh MY!
Brandy Boss was interrupted by an attacker on Keelan Cetinich, who was tackled through the interview set and onto the cement. Keelan is then picked up and thrown into the cement wall, and he lands awkwardly on the floor. He holds his back in pain, as it is none other than Jesse Styles on the offense.
Jill: Oh fuck! Come on! Are you serious?!
Vince: Yep, You best believe it for it’s my hero Jesse Styles everyone. He just destroyed Keelan Cetinich there.
Jesse drags Keelan along the cement. He picks him up and throws him through a door. Jesse steps through and stands over him.
Jesse: You’re a little shit Keelan! You want to make an impact in this business? An impact against ME?! Well let me tell you, in this world – the NEW world – there are two types of people, winners and losers. I am, of course, a winner because I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want, but you my fine sir, are one of the biggest losers I've ever met in my life.
Jesse laughs as he walks out of the scene before yelling, “good luck in your match next you son of a bitch.”
Jill: Will Keelan Cetinich be able to compete next?
Vince: Well Keelan can only hope that he is not an early entry number. Otherwise his chances of making are impact are gone!
We cut away to a brief ad about purchasing Showtime with a special rate at this current time.