Post by Andrew Garrison on Apr 17, 2024 17:14:54 GMT -6
Things are changing.
I am not too sure that I honestly believe it or not. Maybe I am just overreacting or am just imagining things. Maybe when I come out for a match my kick ass theme music is just playing tricks on my ears. Maybe it's just my imagination. But could it possibly be true?
Am I being cheered for?
Now of course I am hearing those who still boo me, probably fanboys who lost their masturbation fuel when Blair Buchanan retired, or are just retarded. You know the ones who cheer for Hunter Valentine? They are stupid am I right? But I hear cheers from many, and a few squals from the ladies too especially when I take my entrance attire off. Who can blame them am I right? Maybe I should start an OnlyFans and really make that money showing off my nakedness and huge…
Anyways…
But honestly, I am just fucking around. Maybe it's more than my kickass theme song, being X-Core Champion putting on great matches, maybe it's more than me being a sexy beast baby.
Maybe it's my attitude? More so maybe it's what you see is what you get. I don't kiss babies or suck ass. I am not banking off ofy family to get opportunities like LA Johnny Stylez had done over his career. I am not some phony fuck like Hunter Valentine is. I am Andrew Garrison. I am the guy that shoots straight, fights for what he believes in, and doesn't change anything to get myself ahead.
That could be it right? Do you want to know what I honestly think? Simple…
The entire world is sick of The Business.
It doesn't matter who it is to fans that can stop the cancer, that is that group who has historically been a failure and dragged NEW down. You know what Alan Envy has said since the day NEW returned. I could have easily joined Jesse Styles and his vaginas and taken the easy road to the top. But I'm not a bitch.
Seth lIser is a bitch, so is good ol no show Johnny Stylez. Yeah sure…it seems Hunter Valentine has fought the good fight but we all know he isn't going to stop them, and history tells he is the ultimate bitch. It's just a matter of time untill he decides he needs help to get ahead.
If I have to fight this fight alone, so be it. I don't need help,ask for it, or look for it. I might go down for my convictions, but I can guarandamntee you I'm going to take someone down with me.
That brings me to you Travis Levitt.
What are you the new bitch for Jesse Styles? I don't know what pisses me off more. The fact you attacked me from behind or the fact Jesse Styles thinks you're good enough to take me out. So for now you get to bask in the glory of my full attention. You want me for my X-Core championship fine. You're in front of the line. Let's see how much of a badass you think you are.
Oh by the way I think Ailyn is taken. So don't expect a kiss for saving her ass, and I could honestly not give two shits if it turns out you are related to her, trained her, brought her Door dash one day, yada yada yada. You're not important enough for me to do research on. The roar from the crowd of the reaction of who the fuck is that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about your mark on professional wrestling.
Now let's wait for his response to all the irrelevant championships he's won. Again, you're not important enough for me to do research on. But you sir are on the top of my list. I hope you realize the fight you just picked. Hope Jesse didn't short change you on that contract.
I'd advise health insurance by the way…you'll need it. Jesse is a cheap fuck and won't cover your medical expenses.
So to reiterate up to this point. I'm becoming a fan favorite, buried The Business, reconfirmed what a joke Jesse Styles is, and promised Travis Levitt a fight that will change his life. I think I've checked most of the boxes right?
Oh, I almost forgot….right in queue.
The phone rings..
Andrew Garrison: Talk to me.
On the other end I hear the voice of Clark Benson?
Clark Benson: Hey champ. I need you in the studio later today for an interview.
Andrew Garrison: When have you become an interviewer? What did you run out of lube loping the mule to Bianca Davis videos?
Clark Benson: No! I mean I don't need to do that! My Queen is wanting some private time and I am obliging her orders. Besides Jesse told me he pays me more than to just be her lap dog, which I'm way more than towards my Queen.
Andrew Garrison: Yeah sure bro. So why am I coming to the studio? And when in the hell did we get a studio?
Clark Benson: Ok ..it's the concessions area of the NEW arena. It has good acoustics.
Andrew Garrison’ Ahh
Clark Benson: We want an interview with you because of your ride in popularity. The NEW universe is becoming less aware of you being an insufferable jerk off, Jesse's words not mine, and are warming up to you. We want those thoughts on camera. See you in 20 minutes. Don't be late, we have to get out of the way of the food deliveries by 3:30. Can't charge 10 dollars for Chicago dogs with chicken franks ya know.
Hanging up I toss the phone over to the bed. I really don't want to do this shit. I have a schedule of recovery, preparing for my next opponent, figuring out how 5 Lakes Wrestling is going to fuck me this time, and wanting to get home to a bad kitty named Trixie.
But…maybe I should give my thoughts. Guess I better head out.
NEW Arena 2:00PM
Walking in carrying the X-Core championship I spot a cheap ass looking light, two chairs, and a loser named Clark Benson wearing a fucking Bianca Queen B T-shirt. He's refilling his Icee cup as he spots me walking up to him
Clark Benson: Right on time. I appreciate it. The sooner I get this done the quicker I get back to my Queen.
Andrew Garrison: Yeah sure. I don't care. Let's get this over with. I have a flight to catch. My daughter is coming into town for the week and I need to get everything ready.
Unaware that he had already ordered the cameraman to start rolling, that little statement was recorded to film. I really hope some fucking vagina like Johnny Stylez tries anything. I remember what he did to Alan’s daughter one time along with Skank Buchannan.
Andrew Garrison: So we are rolling huh? Fine what's your questions?
Clark Benson: Yeah…you're getting over as a fan favorite now. How are you feeling about that?
Andrew Garrison: How should I feel about it? I'm not going to beg for acceptance or kiss babies or deliver the rah rah rah speech. I'm going to keep doing what I am doing. If the fans want to cheer me on, that's fine. If not that's fine too
Clark Benson tries to put on a serious interviewer face.
Andrew Garrison: Bro with you wearing that stupid looking ass shirt just stop with the dramatics.
Clark squirms a little, not too happy with my comment. I'm sure he felt like I just called his Queen B dumb but I didn't. I've never had an issue with Bianca so…but let's face it he looks like a complete creeper right now, like he was just let out of his mother's basement.
Clark Benson: Fair enough….you are in a six person next show. You're teaming with Roger Wright. He's one of the old guard you love to run through the mud here. So will you two get along?
Andrew Garrison: No because I don't trust anyone. Hell, I don't even trust Alan Envy, the guy who trained and broke me into this game. That's just how I am. But that night we need to work together to combat Jesse and his bitch team. And honestly it's sad how ball less Seth lIser is now. Mr. Pro wrestling now right? The guy who proved he couldn't hang with Alan Envy at Tension? I never thought in a million years he would resort to becoming someone's bitch.
Clark Benson: Considering Sister's career you're making a bold…
Andrew Garrison: Bold statement? He's a castrated vagina now. 10 years ago he was a man…hell a monster. It's pathetic. He's on the level of bitch this company’s owner is. Right alongside his cousin and whoever this mystery partner is. In laments terms The Business are a cancer to professional wrestling, and I'm willing to fight alongside Roger Wright, one of the greats and if you don't think that then you're a moron, and Abbigail. Are we hanging out after the show no. But if they share my commitment to ending The Business before they take NEW down with them again? I'll work with them.
Clark Benson: And you have no concerns over who their mystery partner is.
Andrew Garrison: It's an inconvenience, but would you expect anything else from Jesse Styles? He has to make up for his lack of talent to overcome the disadvantage of being a lesser man. Your typical boring bullshit evil owner card right?
Clark Benson: So your thoughts on Travis…hold on…
Clark looks at his phone and immediately answers it.
Clark Benson: Yes my queen!! Yes! Yes! At once my lady!
Clark just stopped the interview leaving myself and the cameraman, who seconded as the hot dog vendor during shows, looking dumbfounded.
Andrew Garrison: No way he isn't still a virgin.
The camera guy agreed and wrapped things up. I did my duty and fulfilled an obligation. Time to head home. My little girl is coming to town, and I still want that one night with that bad kitty Trixie before she gets there
After that, I return back to my other obligation, riding the world of a collection of ass clowns known as The Business.
Game on pussies.
I am not too sure that I honestly believe it or not. Maybe I am just overreacting or am just imagining things. Maybe when I come out for a match my kick ass theme music is just playing tricks on my ears. Maybe it's just my imagination. But could it possibly be true?
Am I being cheered for?
Now of course I am hearing those who still boo me, probably fanboys who lost their masturbation fuel when Blair Buchanan retired, or are just retarded. You know the ones who cheer for Hunter Valentine? They are stupid am I right? But I hear cheers from many, and a few squals from the ladies too especially when I take my entrance attire off. Who can blame them am I right? Maybe I should start an OnlyFans and really make that money showing off my nakedness and huge…
Anyways…
But honestly, I am just fucking around. Maybe it's more than my kickass theme song, being X-Core Champion putting on great matches, maybe it's more than me being a sexy beast baby.
Maybe it's my attitude? More so maybe it's what you see is what you get. I don't kiss babies or suck ass. I am not banking off ofy family to get opportunities like LA Johnny Stylez had done over his career. I am not some phony fuck like Hunter Valentine is. I am Andrew Garrison. I am the guy that shoots straight, fights for what he believes in, and doesn't change anything to get myself ahead.
That could be it right? Do you want to know what I honestly think? Simple…
The entire world is sick of The Business.
It doesn't matter who it is to fans that can stop the cancer, that is that group who has historically been a failure and dragged NEW down. You know what Alan Envy has said since the day NEW returned. I could have easily joined Jesse Styles and his vaginas and taken the easy road to the top. But I'm not a bitch.
Seth lIser is a bitch, so is good ol no show Johnny Stylez. Yeah sure…it seems Hunter Valentine has fought the good fight but we all know he isn't going to stop them, and history tells he is the ultimate bitch. It's just a matter of time untill he decides he needs help to get ahead.
If I have to fight this fight alone, so be it. I don't need help,ask for it, or look for it. I might go down for my convictions, but I can guarandamntee you I'm going to take someone down with me.
That brings me to you Travis Levitt.
What are you the new bitch for Jesse Styles? I don't know what pisses me off more. The fact you attacked me from behind or the fact Jesse Styles thinks you're good enough to take me out. So for now you get to bask in the glory of my full attention. You want me for my X-Core championship fine. You're in front of the line. Let's see how much of a badass you think you are.
Oh by the way I think Ailyn is taken. So don't expect a kiss for saving her ass, and I could honestly not give two shits if it turns out you are related to her, trained her, brought her Door dash one day, yada yada yada. You're not important enough for me to do research on. The roar from the crowd of the reaction of who the fuck is that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about your mark on professional wrestling.
Now let's wait for his response to all the irrelevant championships he's won. Again, you're not important enough for me to do research on. But you sir are on the top of my list. I hope you realize the fight you just picked. Hope Jesse didn't short change you on that contract.
I'd advise health insurance by the way…you'll need it. Jesse is a cheap fuck and won't cover your medical expenses.
So to reiterate up to this point. I'm becoming a fan favorite, buried The Business, reconfirmed what a joke Jesse Styles is, and promised Travis Levitt a fight that will change his life. I think I've checked most of the boxes right?
Oh, I almost forgot….right in queue.
The phone rings..
Andrew Garrison: Talk to me.
On the other end I hear the voice of Clark Benson?
Clark Benson: Hey champ. I need you in the studio later today for an interview.
Andrew Garrison: When have you become an interviewer? What did you run out of lube loping the mule to Bianca Davis videos?
Clark Benson: No! I mean I don't need to do that! My Queen is wanting some private time and I am obliging her orders. Besides Jesse told me he pays me more than to just be her lap dog, which I'm way more than towards my Queen.
Andrew Garrison: Yeah sure bro. So why am I coming to the studio? And when in the hell did we get a studio?
Clark Benson: Ok ..it's the concessions area of the NEW arena. It has good acoustics.
Andrew Garrison’ Ahh
Clark Benson: We want an interview with you because of your ride in popularity. The NEW universe is becoming less aware of you being an insufferable jerk off, Jesse's words not mine, and are warming up to you. We want those thoughts on camera. See you in 20 minutes. Don't be late, we have to get out of the way of the food deliveries by 3:30. Can't charge 10 dollars for Chicago dogs with chicken franks ya know.
Hanging up I toss the phone over to the bed. I really don't want to do this shit. I have a schedule of recovery, preparing for my next opponent, figuring out how 5 Lakes Wrestling is going to fuck me this time, and wanting to get home to a bad kitty named Trixie.
But…maybe I should give my thoughts. Guess I better head out.
NEW Arena 2:00PM
Walking in carrying the X-Core championship I spot a cheap ass looking light, two chairs, and a loser named Clark Benson wearing a fucking Bianca Queen B T-shirt. He's refilling his Icee cup as he spots me walking up to him
Clark Benson: Right on time. I appreciate it. The sooner I get this done the quicker I get back to my Queen.
Andrew Garrison: Yeah sure. I don't care. Let's get this over with. I have a flight to catch. My daughter is coming into town for the week and I need to get everything ready.
Unaware that he had already ordered the cameraman to start rolling, that little statement was recorded to film. I really hope some fucking vagina like Johnny Stylez tries anything. I remember what he did to Alan’s daughter one time along with Skank Buchannan.
Andrew Garrison: So we are rolling huh? Fine what's your questions?
Clark Benson: Yeah…you're getting over as a fan favorite now. How are you feeling about that?
Andrew Garrison: How should I feel about it? I'm not going to beg for acceptance or kiss babies or deliver the rah rah rah speech. I'm going to keep doing what I am doing. If the fans want to cheer me on, that's fine. If not that's fine too
Clark Benson tries to put on a serious interviewer face.
Andrew Garrison: Bro with you wearing that stupid looking ass shirt just stop with the dramatics.
Clark squirms a little, not too happy with my comment. I'm sure he felt like I just called his Queen B dumb but I didn't. I've never had an issue with Bianca so…but let's face it he looks like a complete creeper right now, like he was just let out of his mother's basement.
Clark Benson: Fair enough….you are in a six person next show. You're teaming with Roger Wright. He's one of the old guard you love to run through the mud here. So will you two get along?
Andrew Garrison: No because I don't trust anyone. Hell, I don't even trust Alan Envy, the guy who trained and broke me into this game. That's just how I am. But that night we need to work together to combat Jesse and his bitch team. And honestly it's sad how ball less Seth lIser is now. Mr. Pro wrestling now right? The guy who proved he couldn't hang with Alan Envy at Tension? I never thought in a million years he would resort to becoming someone's bitch.
Clark Benson: Considering Sister's career you're making a bold…
Andrew Garrison: Bold statement? He's a castrated vagina now. 10 years ago he was a man…hell a monster. It's pathetic. He's on the level of bitch this company’s owner is. Right alongside his cousin and whoever this mystery partner is. In laments terms The Business are a cancer to professional wrestling, and I'm willing to fight alongside Roger Wright, one of the greats and if you don't think that then you're a moron, and Abbigail. Are we hanging out after the show no. But if they share my commitment to ending The Business before they take NEW down with them again? I'll work with them.
Clark Benson: And you have no concerns over who their mystery partner is.
Andrew Garrison: It's an inconvenience, but would you expect anything else from Jesse Styles? He has to make up for his lack of talent to overcome the disadvantage of being a lesser man. Your typical boring bullshit evil owner card right?
Clark Benson: So your thoughts on Travis…hold on…
Clark looks at his phone and immediately answers it.
Clark Benson: Yes my queen!! Yes! Yes! At once my lady!
Clark just stopped the interview leaving myself and the cameraman, who seconded as the hot dog vendor during shows, looking dumbfounded.
Andrew Garrison: No way he isn't still a virgin.
The camera guy agreed and wrapped things up. I did my duty and fulfilled an obligation. Time to head home. My little girl is coming to town, and I still want that one night with that bad kitty Trixie before she gets there
After that, I return back to my other obligation, riding the world of a collection of ass clowns known as The Business.
Game on pussies.
