Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 28, 2013 16:34:23 GMT -6
Show Opener
Jill Matthews: Welcome to the Ignite following the Five Year Anniversary of the NEW. There were a lot of things that happened last week and none of them were good. Johnny Styles defeated Matt Slater with the help of Cera who joined the Styles Mafia. Damned near the entire roster was decimated by those assholes last week.
Vince Walters: The best thing in the world happened and that was after five years of struggle Hunter Valentyne is the New World Champion.
Jill Matthews: I do not want to discuss it!
Selfish and Cold by Rev Theory plays as the NEW World Champion walks out from behind the curtain. He is wearing a trademark smirk as he walks to the ring carrying the NEW World Title belt on his shoulder. He soaks in the boos from the crowd as they are throwing trash at the champ. The man slides in under the bottom rope and stands on the second rope to shove the World Title belt in the face of every single fan in Atlanta.
He walks to the outside of the ring where the announcers are sitting and he shoves the title right in the face of Jill Matthews. A laugh follows next as he takes a microphone from her hand. The man stands in front of the crowd with the microphone at his lips. He waits for the fans to calm down but that shit ain’t happening.
Hunter: I can wait all night for you fucking mooks to shut the hell up.
The crowd starts the asshole chant and it rings throughout the entire arena. This only causes Hunter to smile widely at these idiots as if their opinion matters to this man. He srrokes the shiny title belt on his shoulder as if to remind them without saying a word.
Hunter: Now that you have learned who in in ctonrol of this show you will shut your fucking mouths and listen to every single word of this. It has been five years coming and you can bet you ass that is exactly what is going to happen.
A Fuck You Hunter chant starts now. It is getting louder and louder as Hunter is not able to speak over it. He stands there waiting for the idiots to shut the fuck up. Then he brings the mike to his lips and speaks.
Hunter: A lot of people talk shit about wanting their so called moment after winning this thing. They want the spotlight all to themselves as if they are all that matters. Well I have made the point that I am not like other people so without further ado I would like to call out a man who has worn this title five different times and is the greatest World Champion in the history of this industry. He is also my partner in crime and together we are going to liberate the titles from unrighteous owners and bring them home. I would like to introduce The Paragonna of Americana, The Don of Disrespect, The Epitome of New Edge Wrestling, and my best friend on the planet. LA Johnny Stylezzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the titantron, as green smoke begins to fill the entry way. The arena goes completely black. And then...
~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-
"Cold" by Crossfade plays over the loud speaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a Dmestik disturbance T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is Domestik DIsturbance in white bold letters. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.
-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-
Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immediately begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it.
Johnny: It is about phucking time! This man has busted his ass for five years and finally got the opportunity to win the World Title and that is exactly what the phuck he did. It is my pleasure to tell you phuck mooks that Hunter Valentyne is the new World Champion.
Hunter: You see this is all possible because of one man. He is the one guy who always believed I could do this. Even when my confidence waned he believed. Even when I got fired he believed. Even when we got fucked over in the UPW he believed. He has had my back when it was not the popular thing to do behind the curtain. When the greatest World Champion in the history of this company tells you that something is going to happen, you can bet your ass it is gonna happen.
The fans start up the asshole chants again as Hunter ruins to the second turnbuckle and shoves the strap in their faces once again. This only further aggravates them as trash is being thrown into the ring. Hunter and Johnny are soaking this shit up as they always do.
Hunter: You see there are a lot of people in the back who claimed this shit would never happen. They claimed I was riding Johnny’s coat tails. They claimed all I could ever do was be part of the Greatest Tag in NEW history. They claimed I choked in big matches. They made all of these claims and all I ever said was I needed a chance to get it done. Inkt opened his big mouth for an open challenge and I accepted. Then we went to Las Vegas in his own casino and I…
KnOcKed HiM thE PhUCk OuT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter: Very well said brah.
Johnny: I got one question for you Champ! I have been around Inkt for a long time and I have seen dood punch him in the face and he laughs. How in the fuck did you knock his ass out?
Hunter: Ancient Chinese Secret
Johnny: Phuck you dood. Tell me.
Hunter: I will make you a fucking deal I will tell you my little secret once you clear up an issue I have.
Johnny: What’s up?
Hunter: How in the fuck can you say some shit like you would never take Hunter Valentyne’s sloppy second when your ass has done it twice. To quote and over rated and over exposed tag team, I got Two words for you! Molly and Apathy! So how does my dick taste?
Johnny: Phuck you dood! I don’t take your sloppy second.
Hunter: I have a new nickname for your ass. Not only are you’re the Paragonna of Americana. Not only are you The Epitome of New Edge. Not only are you the Don of Dsirespect. You are not LA Johnny Stylez The King of Sloppy Seconds.
Johnny: You didn’t just say that.
Hunter: Okay King Booker.
Suddenly a clearing of the throat is heard as the owner of New Edghe Wrestling is in the big screen. While Johnny and Hunter are going back and forth the man has a few thing to say to the New Champion.
Jesse Styles: First of all, Congratulations on winning the World Title and knocking Inkt the fuck out for even looking at my wife. You did what you said you would do and that has always been the case. Now the announcement I have to make is that The NEW World Title will not I repeat not be defended before Justice. You will take on Matt Slater in a match of his choosing. He won Terror Dome and he will get that right.
Hunter: I have no problems beating the fucking shit out of Matt Slater.
Jesse Styles: I am not done. Since you did me that favor I will do you another favor. Next week you have the week off to rest up from your many injuries.
Hunter walks around the ring and is not exactly happy about this announcement. He is kicking the turnbuckles and shaking the ropes. Jesse seems quite surprised by all of this. He really has nothing to say as he really thought he was doing a good thing for Hunter.
Hunter: FUCK THAT! Hunter Valentyne does not take weeks off! He never fucking has and never fucking will. Do I look like that queer Slater who takes like every other week off Do I look like XXX who cries for time off? This belt means I am the best wrestler in the NEW today. This belt also means I represent this company. Each week I will step into the ring with whoever you tell me to. I really have no problems with that. But I will be damned if I am going to be that kind of champion who cries for time off. I will be the leader of the NEW and I will do it in the ring. I could give a damn less who you put me in with. As a matter of a fact there is a rumor of a Styles Mafia tag match. If you think I am stepping off from that shit you are sadly mistaken. I busted my fucking ass to get this shit over and I will be damned if I am going to sit on the sidelines and watch other people rep what I helped build. If you think I am going to let that self-serving bitch Cera rep my crew you have lost your fucking mind.
Jesse Styles: I was doing this as a favor to you. I know after Terror Dome and the tag matches with Slater you are sore as shit. I do not remember your last day off.
Hunter: That is because I have never taken one! You need to take that shit into account because after the shit that bitch talked about me this week I will be damned if she is going to fuck up what Hazard, Ray, you and me built as well as Johnny coming in later on. IF you think for ten second she is going to run her gums about me and have nothing happen then she knows dick about me. She will not rep a crew she knows nothing about and could give a shit about.
Jesse Styles: I will take it under advisement.
Hunter: Now onto the man I will step into the ring with one more time when Johnny and I take our tag titles back. Matt Slater is going to get his ass kicked by Johnny and I. We are taking our straps back this week and that is all there is to it. Matt you and I will have to have a conversation about our match at Justice. I want your name on the bottom line in writing because we all know your word is not worth a fuck. Two weeks you and I will make it official. No backing out because after you sign the contract and you back out your ass will be fired.
Jesse Styles: You best bring those straps home.
Johnny: It is what the phuck we do, cuz.
Indestructible by Disturbed plays as Hunter and Johnny do their signature pose with Johnny holds his hand high in the air with Hunter sliding in front of him to steal the spotlight. The show goes to brief what's next on Showtime pause as the two men fill the screen.