Post by Jesse Styles on Jul 28, 2013 19:39:44 GMT -6
The Ignite Logo flashes across the screen we then cut directly to the opening video for New Edge Ignite live on Showtime!
As the video comes to a close we go live inside the Target Center where a sold out crowd is in attendance to see another epic edition of New Edge Ignite. The camera's tonight do not go right over to Jill and Vince. No, instead the camera's zoom in on the ring where three members of the Styles Mafia are seen standing. Jesse Styles is in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his right hand, Hazard the Xcore Champ is standing next to him with his arms crossed, Spaz has Hazard's xcore title and is walking around the ring holding it high in the air even stopping to do a little dance a few times and Johnny Stylez is leaning against one of the corner turnbuckles looking relaxed as always. Jesse waits for the mixed reactions from the fans at the Target Center to settle down he even puts the mic to his lips multiple times but pulls it away multiple times. Finally as the arena gets somewhat silent Jesse puts it back near his lips and looks ready to speak.
Jesse Styles: Welcome to an All Star Edition of IGNITE! Now for those STUPIDDD people in attendance and those watching at home I am Jesse FUCKING Styles Majority Owner of New Edge Wrestling. You know the company your kind of watching right now. I currently stand here in my ring with the other two founding members of a group that goes back over thirteen years and that group is the Styles Mafia. Myself, Hazard and Johnny here founded this group in the WCF with the idea of being the very best at whatever it is exactly we do in this business. Me, I am best at owning and running a mother fucking giant of a wrestling company also once in a while handing people there asses too. Hazard here is good at well being the Monster that we all know and dominating anything that stands in his way of any goals he has. Then there is the Five time NEW champion Mr. Johnny Stylez my cousin a man that I have watched grow from a opening card jerk off to a man that has been the main event of more pay per views then I could name. Hell he could truly be called the NEW's version of Mr. Main Event. Anyways the point of us three founding members of the Styles mafia being out here tonight is a simple reminder of who rules this fucking company!
The fans boo and cheer it's quite the mixture which kinda has Jesse taken back a little for you can see it on his face as he looks over at his cousin Johnny who laughs a little and just shakes his head. Spaz then suddenly runs up to Jesse grabbing Jesse's right hand pulling the mic near his mouth.
Spaz: Hey fucker don't forget about the big dick slinging pretty ass named Spaz!
Jesse Styles: I try to forget about you everyday.
Spaz: Oh Jesse just admit my ass is pretty jeez man after fifteen years of knowing me you would think you would finally just admit it fucker.
Jesse Styles: Spaz shut up.
Spaz: But...
Jesse Styles: SHUT UP!
Spaz nods his head and goes back to holding the X-core title back above his head and roaming around the ring like the goof he is and will always be.
Jesse Styles: The rest of the Styles Mafia are in the back and tonight on this special episode of Ignite I promise you it will be a STYLES MAFIA NIGHT! I am sick and fucking tired of feeling like we are taking a back seat to the god damned stupid morons in the Phoenix. Tonight things change back in the Styles Mafia's favor. It all starts with Cera winning that four corners of death match then continues with Jake who better fucking defend his Golden contract successfully. Then it goes to my Cousin Johnny Stylez getting his hands on some gold once again by beating that son of a bitch Nocturnal for his Trans Atlantic Championship and then my brother from another mother Hazard will destroy a clown and a so called man of war defending his Xcore title like a boss.
Now last but not least tonight in the main event Bobby Backdoor I promise you that I WILL SCREW you tonight and not in a way that you will like sir not at all. For you see there is no way in hell that I will allow you to hold my company's most prized possession that being the NEW title. So prepare to be screwed tonight Bobby and I will enjoy it very much so.
Suddenly we begin to hear Nocturnal chants break out from within the crowd and Jesse gets a look of anger across his face as does Johnny a little as well but more Jesse then Johnny. Jesse looks at Hazard who face palms due to the fans chanting Nocturnal's name.
Jesse Styles: Are you serious? You chant for a man who has done more evil shit then possibly even me? Wow, the IQ in this place really does not amaze me fucking STUPIDDDDD PEOPLE. Nocturnal I hear these morons chanting your name and now I will respond to your little challenge you made towards me last week from your all mighty throne.
Three years ago I beat you two times in a month in another wrestling federation that I was wrestling for part time while running this company and funny part is I beat you once for there main title. Then defend said title against you and beat you again. So Nocturnal if you want a shot finally at revenge I say BRING IT ON! For at Cold Front finally after three fucking years I get my chance to do something I should of done back then. Which is beat your ass then drag your limp body outside the arena take the safety off my shotgun that I will have near me after the match and PULL THE MOTHER FUCKING TRIGGER! It's time I put you down Nocturnal it's as simple as that but first tonight you get to deal with my cousin Johnny Stylez and he has promised to leave a little something left of you for me to FINISH OFF at Cold Front which is exactly what I am going to do at Cold Front. So tonight it all begins well again enough of this Phoenix bullshit enough of Nocturnal and his bullshit. For tonight the Styles Mafia moves back to it's rightful spot at the head of the god damned food chain.
Jesse throws the microphone down as the fans boo a little bit more now instead of cheering which none of the three men in the ring seem to mind and well Spaz seems to mind a little but no one has ever said he was exactly a man. Jesse exits the ring a long with Johnny and then Hazard as well while Spaz runs around the ring in circles one more time holding up the Xcore title singing we are the champions as we cut away to a short break and see what's coming up next on Showtime.