Post by Jesse Styles on Aug 17, 2013 21:03:19 GMT -6
As we go live inside the NEW arena from Chicago Illinois we see the jam packed crowd in attendance for the special edition of Ignite entitled Cold Front Hype. The Ignite Video comes to an end and just as the camera's focus in on Jill Mathews and Vince Walters sitting at the commentary table another well known song hits over the speakers and well known video plays on the NEW-Tron.
"I hurt myself today.....too see if I still feel....I focus on the pain.....the only thing that's real.....the needle tears a hole.....the old familier sting.....try to kill it all away....but....I remember anyway....What have I become....My sweetest thing....Everyone I know goes away....In the end!....And, you could have it all my empire of dirt... I will let you down i will make you hurt."
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans, his black wife beater, black boots, and black sun glasses. He slowly walks down the ramp with a bit of that cold look across his face, just ignoring the fans who are giving him a very mixed reaction as he rolls into the ring walking to the center and removing his sunglasses.
Jesse Styles: Morons....All of you are just morons! Why you ask? Well it's simple now my home town fans well some of you actually cheer me when I come out simply because you people think I am some fucking hero now which would be simply put bullshit. For you see all I am doing lately is defending New Edge because it's MY GOD DAMNED COMPANY MORONS! But, on that note welcome everyone here and at home watching live to this very special edition of Ignite presents Cold Front Hype! For you see tonight we hype up Cold Front the biggest and final pay per view of the summer for New Edge. So much going on at this coming Cold Front so many big matches but I am not out here to give you the run down you fuckers can pick up a damned copy of the official Cold Front card at the exit doors on your way out and read about the whole card line up. Now if you can't read well I guess your fucked not that I uh really care because well I uh oh yeah DON'T!
Chicago fans boo him more loudly now then before.
Jesse Styles: Meh, a little better Chicago a little better. Anyways tonight all NEW EDGE talent has been ordered by me to make appear here tonight to rather say some final words before there big match or have a big show down before there Cold front match. I my self have a match I want to speak of well actually I have three that are near and dear to my black heart. Let's start off with TEAM NEW vs TEAM STUPIDDDDDDD!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen team STUPIDDDDD represents Phoenix the ass clowns that think they can bring there dead company name and latch it onto to New Edge Wrestling like little god damned leaches. For you see they say there trying to kill New Edge but we all know that isn't true because it CAN'T BE DONE! So many have tried and failed horribly and I will give Mr Backdoor some credit he's damned good at lying because that's not his goal no...no...no! His goal is to leach off of New Edge get some talent to believe in his lame ass cause and get the great exposure that comes with being apart of New Edge and being seen by millions every damned week. For his plan is to leach of us until he's gotten him self and Phoenix enough exposure to where a rival television station will give Phoenix Wrestling the dead Phoenix Wrestling mind you another shot.
The fan's boo very loudly at that statement and Jesse nods his head a little.
Jesse Styles: For once Chicago we agree on something I am booing on the god damned inside about that but unlike you morons I AM DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT! For you see at Cold Front TEAM NEW consisting of Ryan Pugh a god damned hall of famer, Inkt another god damned hall of famer, Valora a former NEW world champion and Kronin a man who beat me for fuck sake's is going to DESTROY four members of the Phoenix in the four on four match that you special people is a GOD DAMNED PROMISE from me TO ALL! Now as for Mr.King shit him self the head snake of Phoenix well you see he might be holding my New Edge Championship for the moment but the key word is he is just holding it. For he is holding it for the GOD DAMNED MONSTER OF NEW EDGE MY MONSTER HAZARD! At Cold Front Hazard is going to not only bring the New Edge strap back to NEW he's going to KILL YOU BACKDOOR and I do mean fucking Kill you. Don't think for a second Hazard isn't capable of beating you so bad that you will be unable to survive because trust me I have known that man for fifteen years and he is very fucking capable. So hold the New Edge title real close Backdoor enjoy your little fifteen minutes of rebirth to fame because it fucking ends at Cold Front another promise I make to ALL!
The fans cheer loudly at the thought of Bobby Backdoor being murdered by Hazard.
Jesse Styles: Just one more subject I wanna touch on before we continue the show at that's something of a personal subject for me. That subject is my opponent at Cold Front his name is Nocturnal a god damned New former New Edge Champion keyword there being former why? Because, Nocturnal's time has passed him by fuck he's like fifteen years older then me the thirty year old owner of New Edge Wrestling. Nocturnal you just can't stay the fuck down can you? I mean for fuck sake's I hit you with a god damned rent a car last week and yet I already heard you are on your way to my arena. You are just to damned stupid to stay down I guess however at Cold Front where you and I do battle for the first time in over three years I promise that you sir will finally stay the fuck down at the hands of THE HYPE JESSE STYLES! For you Nocturnal are old fucking yeller and damn it I will damned sure not hesitate to take you out back and finally PUT YOU DOWN! Enjoy the show morons and Nocturnal I will see you in Greenland where your last fucking ever match takes place against me!
Jesse throws the microphone down and exits the ring with his theme music once again playing as we cut away to an advert of what's coming soon to Showtime television.