Post by Jesse Styles on Oct 22, 2013 9:56:24 GMT -6
As the Vodka and Violence opening video comes to a close we go live to the NEW man made arena live from Chernobyl Ukraine where the arena has about enough seating set for around five thousand people a long with the ring and a roof above it with a large video screen apart of the roof so the fans brave enough to attend even in the far back rows can have a good view. We see Jill Mathews and Vince Walters sitting at the Vodka and Violence commentary set. We then suddenly cut back to the backstage area which is a bit different then the normal back stage area for arenas. This one has massive tent roofs and grass a long with some small special made dressing rooms and a cafeteria type area which is where we see Jesse Styles sitting in a chair drinking a budwiser bottled beer and smoking a cigarette while talking to his wife Scarlet who is also sitting at his table. They then get a visit from our resident backstage interviewer Brandy Boss.
Brandy Boss: Mr.Styles we just went live for Vodka and Violence.
Jesse Styles: I'm aware so why the hell are you back here with a camera on me and my wife? I don't remember authorizing that Brandy.
Brandy Boss: Well the production head thought it might best to cut backstage to you before we got to our first match of this pay per view mainly due to all the worry about the possible radiation effects being this close to Chernobyl it self and all.
Jesse looks at his wife then shakes his head as she kind of rolls her eyes. He then takes a long drag of his cigarette before putting it out in the ash tray he had on the table.
Jesse Styles: Radiation.....Radiation....That's all I keep hearing about this past damned week. Look when I say it's safe as long as people got that shot which we even have a medical bus out in the parking lot with a NEW doctor giving them to the damned fans before they enter the arena. So I have taken every per caution to ensure the safety of the New Edge talent and the fans here tonight. I don't know what else you want from me I mean would you prefer me to tell you that YOU ARE GOING TO DIE or what?
Brandy Boss: So not funny Jesse I have a promising career I can't be dying anytime soon.
Scarlet: Honey you are just a backstage interviewer your career hasn't moved in years not to be rude just saying for that career to become promising you might want to get moving.
Brandy Boss: Wow Scar I thought we where friends.....
Scarlet: We might be but sometimes the truth hurts the most from a friend.
Jesse Styles: Wow, glad you two had that moment but seriously this is VODKA AND VIOLENCE and tonight we are going to see lots of Violence and well free Vodka drinks are already being handed out to the fans after they get there special shot.
Brandy Boss: Okay well since I need to get a move on with career allow me to do my job and ask you two a few more questions as we have just went live on Pay Per View after all.
Jesse Styles: No, I'm kinda busy preparing my self mentally to end that big mouth of Hunter Valentyne once and for all tonight so sorry nothing from me.
Jesse gets a little bit of a elbow to his arm from his wife obviously meaning she thinks they should take a few questions and Jesse looks at her with one of those really type of looks which she then nods her head at him.
Jesse Styles: You know what Brandy sure I change my mind ask away.
Brandy Boss: It's a big pay per view for New Edge how do you feel your wrestlers will do tonight?
Jesse Styles: I feel like they all better bust there ass and perform like never before. Which is more than likely what they will do because they know what will happen if they don't and before you ask basically bad things.
Brandy Boss: Okay, Scarlet how about you big tag titles match tonight thoughts?
Scarlet: My thoughts are I am sick and damned tired of hearing the whispers in the locker room over the past many years since I married Jesse.
Jesse Styles: You mean since I married you.
Scarlet: No dear since I married you but anyways the whispers of how the ref's favor me and have even went as far as to fast counting to see that I win the many matches I have won here in New Edge I am really damned sick of that. So tonight there will be no counting when I team with Omega or submissions. Nope, for it's a TLC match meaning I get to climb a ladder reach up and grab the tag belts a long with Ryan Omega. So no one can talk behind my back about how I won this because I get special treatment not tonight no mam. Tonight Ryan Pugh my tubby half brother and Inkt the three inch wonder will get what's coming to them and lose what's most dear.
Jesse Styles: What she said.
Brandy Boss: Anything else to add Jesse?
Jesse Styles: Go team go?
Brandy Boss: Very motivational boss.
Suddenly a loud voice is heard and this loud voice just scream annoyance just from the sound of the voice alone which could only mean one thing. Yes, Chris Styles is in the house and Jesse already has his hands in his face knowing it was him. Now as the camera centers in around on Chris we see him in a full haz mat suit with one of them hazmat mask's on but his voice can still be heard quite well. The suit is in cheetah colors and Chris even does a little spin like dance move when he see's the camera is on him.
Chris Styles: This suit I am wearing is not to worry anyone I just like the feel of on my skin.
Jesse Styles: Moron....
Chris Styles: Hey fucker you shut up for you left me in an ambulance knocked out. I think you didn't want me to come to this show for some odd reason.
Jesse Styles: I just couldn't imagine why I would ever want that....
Chris Styles: It's okay I forgive you because well here I am BABY!!! Hazmat Styles is in this f'n place and I am here to be the best damned super freak Ukraine has ever seen!
Jesse Styles: Production truck if you fucks are listening let's get to the damned ring for the first match of this pay per view and the camera's off my little special brother!
Chris Styles: NO! Don't take my airtime away.....!!!
With that we go back to ringside for our first match!