Post by Jesse Styles on Dec 2, 2013 23:44:18 GMT -6
Opening
Jill Mathews: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to another episode of New Edge Wrestling's Ignite! Tonight we will have lots of amazing action for you including our main event of the evening for the Xcore title when Cera will defend against Inkt.
Vince Walters: We will also see a survival 10 person tag match when Jesse Styles and The Mafia will once again destroy that fat bastard and his bitches.
Jill Mathews: I don't think that is their team name at all and maybe you should open your eyes because Jesse Styles has not been doing to well against Pugh recently.
Vince Walters: You better watch your mouth before Jesse comes out here and fires your slutty little ass. Check yourself before you wreck yourself bitch.
Jill Mathews: Oh really?
All of a sudden the lights go out in the arena and a deathly calm falls over the crowd.
Vince Walters: What the fuck is this? What did you do Jill?
Jill Mathews: I didn't do shit you creeper
"Have all of you embraced the darkness yet?"
Vince Walters: What the fuck?
"Become one with the darkness and allow it to lead you to greatness"
Jill Mathews: Is that?
Vince Walters: Oh don't say it Jill, please don't say it
A sole spotlight now hits the stage as standing right in the middle of it is the new World Heavyweight champion, Ryan Pugh. Pugh is wearing a custom black suit with a red shirt under it and no tie as the shirt is opened up a little bit to show some chest hair. Pugh finished the outfit off with a pair of black sun glasses and his Tag Team title belt around his waist and his newly won World title belt over his shoulder. He continues to talk as he slowly moves down the ramp inside of the spotlight.
"None of you took the time to listen to my words, none of you thought for a second I would actually be able to pull off all I spoke of, yet here I am. Here I am once again YOUR World champion. Here I am once again the king of the mountain and here I am once again saying those sweet sweet words, I TOLD YOU SO!"
Vince Walters: Do we really have to listen to this? Can't someone just cut off his mic please?
"Jesse Styles threw everything in his power at me and still I overcame, still I stand triumphant and still I stayed true to my word. I promised Jesse it would all stop, all he had to do was sign the papers, but still he spat in my face. So the violence stacked up, the blood continued to flow and the bodies fell to the floor at my feet. You may not like what I have to say, you may not like me as a man, but I have always stayed true to my word. I told Jesse it was all on his head and like a child on the playground he continued to play his little games. Well I am a grown ass man and I don't play no fucking games. If destruction and mayhem is what he wants, then he has just seen the beginning of what is to come. Just sign the papers Jesse and it will all be over, but if you don't, there will be no company left for you to fight for."
Jill Mathews: He has a point Vince
Vince Walters: WHAT
Jill Mathews: Don't get me wrong, Ryan Pugh is a terrible person and a horrible human being, but he did offer to end all of this. At this rate he and the rest of Evo is just going to try and tear every piece of NEW down until someone falls and if that happens then there is no winner in this war.
Vince Walters: Are you fucking high women
Jill Mathews: It's called looking at both sides Vince, you should try it sometime
"Now that I have taken the World title from the once 'Monster' of NEW, we in Evo now hold half of the title belts in this company. In the main event tonight you will see my tag team partner take the Xcore title from that little slut Cera and then we will have more then half of the belts. Your destruction and your end has already begun and you are all too damn stubborn to see it. Your doom and your demise has already been decided and the only one to blame for your suffering is Jesse Styles."
Vince Walters: God damn it can someone just shut his mic off....
Just as Vince stopped talking, Pugh walked right in front of him and gave him a evil eye as he stopped and attempted to not make eye contact with the champ. Pugh now walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring as the spotlight continues to follow him.
"I am once again YOUR World champ and I will defend this title against anyone at anytime. Nocturnal? Go ahead and take your tenth World title match this year and I will beat you back into the hell you came from. Johnny Stylez? Hell no one has seen or heard from him since I finally shut his loud mouth ass up with my staple gun. Bobby backdoor? Go ahead and put him in the ring with me so I can finish him off once and for all. Seth Iser? If you can pull him out of the grave long enough to fight me then I will put his bitch ass right back in it. My point is it doesn't matter who you put across the ring from me, I am the best that has ever stepped foot in this ring and I will put them all down one by one. What about you?"
Pugh points into the front row at a man who is currently trying to sell his pretzels. The man looks around and then points at himself in shock.
"Yeah you pretzel boy, what's your name?"
Tom Davis now walks over and hands the man a mic as he takes a deep breath.
Steve: My name is Steve sir
"Steve? What the fuck kind of name is Steve? How much does your parents hate you to name you fucking Steve? Anyway, how would you like a shot at this belt on my shoulder?"
The man again looks around as his eyes begin to get big before he answered.
Steve: You mean I can be World champion?
"Hell no you cant be World champ, are you fucking high son? I would fucking destroy you. My point is that this poor soul with a terrible name stands just as much of a chance to take this title from me as anyone in the back."
Steve: I have actually been training, I think I could be World champ.
Jill Mathews: Oh this is not good, not good at all
"So you think you can get into this ring and you can beat me? Ryan Pugh? The greatest to ever live? Well god damn son, go ahead and come on into the ring then."
Vince Walters: Oh no, not the pretzel guy, come on
Pugh has now stepped back into the corner as a smile comes across his face and the man begins to climb over the railing and then puts down his pretzel box and struggles to even get into the ring.
"Can we get a ref out here please?"
Jill Mathews: This is not going to happen right? Someone has got to stop this right?
A ref now sprints down the ramp as Pugh begins to take his suit jacket off and hangs it on the top rope in the corner as he then takes off his title belts and places them on the mat.
"So your good to go right kid?"
Steve nods his head as he still has his little pretzel hat on. Pugh smiles again and now places his mic and his sun glasses on the mat with the title belts. Pugh turns around and nods to the ref who calls for the bell.
!!!!!!!!!DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: So this is going to happen apparently?
Jill Mathews: Apparently
Pugh walks to the middle of the ring and holds his hand out for Steve to shake and with a smile on his face, Steve accepted the hand shake. Pugh however doesn't let go of Steve's hand and instead pulls him hard into the ropes. Pugh then bounces into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring....... POUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The little pretzel hat Steve was wearing goes flying into the crowd as the man is in a crumpled mess on the mat. Pugh stands up and straightens his shirt out as he places his foot on the man's chest.
1.......2........3!!!!
!!!!DING DING DING!!!
Pugh takes a deep breath as he walks back over to the corner and grabs the mic as he throws his World title belt over his shoulder.
"Your winner and STILL World Champion of the Universe, Ryan Pugh!!! What you just saw from this pathetic bastard is exactly what you will see from every single person in that locker room. Jesse thinks that he has some ace up his sleeve by bringing in all those pathetic TEW guys but they will fair no better then Steve just did. There is a reason why TEW failed and is no longer around. They had far inferior talent and horrible management, Mike Park......Brian Seles.....Red Dragon.......Stevie Stoat.......Dave McDave.....all of them were big fish in the tiny pond that was TEW but this is not the minor league that you freaks are used to....THIS IS NEW EDGE WRESTLING!!!! Every time one of you show your face around these parts you get beat back down like the jokes you are."
Vince Walters: Never thought I would say this but I have to agree with Pugh right now, which means lighting is about to strike me down.
"A few of you have come around and had a little success here, Matt Slater, Jason Scene even Patrick Jones, but at the end of the day it is a small run and then you all fall at the feet of one of NEW's finniest. None of you deserve to breath the same air as yours truly and you damn sure don't deserve to share the same ring as me. Failure after failure is all any of you have ever done and in all his infinite wisdom, what does Jesse Styles do? He brings the whole lot of you in and gives you a fucking show! That is just another reason why Jesse Styles needs to be removed from power immediately. Truth be told I hope the entire building collapses around all of you fucks and none of you are ever seen or heard from again."
Pugh now steps closer to the ropes and looks into the camera as his eyes stare deep into the lens.
"Total Extreme Wrestling is dead and gone and I will do everything in my power to make sure it stays that way. Even if I have to get rid of all of you one by one, this is NEW EDGE WRESTLING....don't you dare forget that boys."
Pugh throws down the mic and steps back as "End of the Heartache" plays over the arena. He gathers his things as he starts to make his way back up the ramp and medical personal have now made their way out to help Steve.
Jill Mathews: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to another episode of New Edge Wrestling's Ignite! Tonight we will have lots of amazing action for you including our main event of the evening for the Xcore title when Cera will defend against Inkt.
Vince Walters: We will also see a survival 10 person tag match when Jesse Styles and The Mafia will once again destroy that fat bastard and his bitches.
Jill Mathews: I don't think that is their team name at all and maybe you should open your eyes because Jesse Styles has not been doing to well against Pugh recently.
Vince Walters: You better watch your mouth before Jesse comes out here and fires your slutty little ass. Check yourself before you wreck yourself bitch.
Jill Mathews: Oh really?
All of a sudden the lights go out in the arena and a deathly calm falls over the crowd.
Vince Walters: What the fuck is this? What did you do Jill?
Jill Mathews: I didn't do shit you creeper
"Have all of you embraced the darkness yet?"
Vince Walters: What the fuck?
"Become one with the darkness and allow it to lead you to greatness"
Jill Mathews: Is that?
Vince Walters: Oh don't say it Jill, please don't say it
A sole spotlight now hits the stage as standing right in the middle of it is the new World Heavyweight champion, Ryan Pugh. Pugh is wearing a custom black suit with a red shirt under it and no tie as the shirt is opened up a little bit to show some chest hair. Pugh finished the outfit off with a pair of black sun glasses and his Tag Team title belt around his waist and his newly won World title belt over his shoulder. He continues to talk as he slowly moves down the ramp inside of the spotlight.
"None of you took the time to listen to my words, none of you thought for a second I would actually be able to pull off all I spoke of, yet here I am. Here I am once again YOUR World champion. Here I am once again the king of the mountain and here I am once again saying those sweet sweet words, I TOLD YOU SO!"
Vince Walters: Do we really have to listen to this? Can't someone just cut off his mic please?
"Jesse Styles threw everything in his power at me and still I overcame, still I stand triumphant and still I stayed true to my word. I promised Jesse it would all stop, all he had to do was sign the papers, but still he spat in my face. So the violence stacked up, the blood continued to flow and the bodies fell to the floor at my feet. You may not like what I have to say, you may not like me as a man, but I have always stayed true to my word. I told Jesse it was all on his head and like a child on the playground he continued to play his little games. Well I am a grown ass man and I don't play no fucking games. If destruction and mayhem is what he wants, then he has just seen the beginning of what is to come. Just sign the papers Jesse and it will all be over, but if you don't, there will be no company left for you to fight for."
Jill Mathews: He has a point Vince
Vince Walters: WHAT
Jill Mathews: Don't get me wrong, Ryan Pugh is a terrible person and a horrible human being, but he did offer to end all of this. At this rate he and the rest of Evo is just going to try and tear every piece of NEW down until someone falls and if that happens then there is no winner in this war.
Vince Walters: Are you fucking high women
Jill Mathews: It's called looking at both sides Vince, you should try it sometime
"Now that I have taken the World title from the once 'Monster' of NEW, we in Evo now hold half of the title belts in this company. In the main event tonight you will see my tag team partner take the Xcore title from that little slut Cera and then we will have more then half of the belts. Your destruction and your end has already begun and you are all too damn stubborn to see it. Your doom and your demise has already been decided and the only one to blame for your suffering is Jesse Styles."
Vince Walters: God damn it can someone just shut his mic off....
Just as Vince stopped talking, Pugh walked right in front of him and gave him a evil eye as he stopped and attempted to not make eye contact with the champ. Pugh now walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring as the spotlight continues to follow him.
"I am once again YOUR World champ and I will defend this title against anyone at anytime. Nocturnal? Go ahead and take your tenth World title match this year and I will beat you back into the hell you came from. Johnny Stylez? Hell no one has seen or heard from him since I finally shut his loud mouth ass up with my staple gun. Bobby backdoor? Go ahead and put him in the ring with me so I can finish him off once and for all. Seth Iser? If you can pull him out of the grave long enough to fight me then I will put his bitch ass right back in it. My point is it doesn't matter who you put across the ring from me, I am the best that has ever stepped foot in this ring and I will put them all down one by one. What about you?"
Pugh points into the front row at a man who is currently trying to sell his pretzels. The man looks around and then points at himself in shock.
"Yeah you pretzel boy, what's your name?"
Tom Davis now walks over and hands the man a mic as he takes a deep breath.
Steve: My name is Steve sir
"Steve? What the fuck kind of name is Steve? How much does your parents hate you to name you fucking Steve? Anyway, how would you like a shot at this belt on my shoulder?"
The man again looks around as his eyes begin to get big before he answered.
Steve: You mean I can be World champion?
"Hell no you cant be World champ, are you fucking high son? I would fucking destroy you. My point is that this poor soul with a terrible name stands just as much of a chance to take this title from me as anyone in the back."
Steve: I have actually been training, I think I could be World champ.
Jill Mathews: Oh this is not good, not good at all
"So you think you can get into this ring and you can beat me? Ryan Pugh? The greatest to ever live? Well god damn son, go ahead and come on into the ring then."
Vince Walters: Oh no, not the pretzel guy, come on
Pugh has now stepped back into the corner as a smile comes across his face and the man begins to climb over the railing and then puts down his pretzel box and struggles to even get into the ring.
"Can we get a ref out here please?"
Jill Mathews: This is not going to happen right? Someone has got to stop this right?
A ref now sprints down the ramp as Pugh begins to take his suit jacket off and hangs it on the top rope in the corner as he then takes off his title belts and places them on the mat.
"So your good to go right kid?"
Steve nods his head as he still has his little pretzel hat on. Pugh smiles again and now places his mic and his sun glasses on the mat with the title belts. Pugh turns around and nods to the ref who calls for the bell.
!!!!!!!!!DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: So this is going to happen apparently?
Jill Mathews: Apparently
Pugh walks to the middle of the ring and holds his hand out for Steve to shake and with a smile on his face, Steve accepted the hand shake. Pugh however doesn't let go of Steve's hand and instead pulls him hard into the ropes. Pugh then bounces into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring....... POUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The little pretzel hat Steve was wearing goes flying into the crowd as the man is in a crumpled mess on the mat. Pugh stands up and straightens his shirt out as he places his foot on the man's chest.
1.......2........3!!!!
!!!!DING DING DING!!!
Pugh takes a deep breath as he walks back over to the corner and grabs the mic as he throws his World title belt over his shoulder.
"Your winner and STILL World Champion of the Universe, Ryan Pugh!!! What you just saw from this pathetic bastard is exactly what you will see from every single person in that locker room. Jesse thinks that he has some ace up his sleeve by bringing in all those pathetic TEW guys but they will fair no better then Steve just did. There is a reason why TEW failed and is no longer around. They had far inferior talent and horrible management, Mike Park......Brian Seles.....Red Dragon.......Stevie Stoat.......Dave McDave.....all of them were big fish in the tiny pond that was TEW but this is not the minor league that you freaks are used to....THIS IS NEW EDGE WRESTLING!!!! Every time one of you show your face around these parts you get beat back down like the jokes you are."
Vince Walters: Never thought I would say this but I have to agree with Pugh right now, which means lighting is about to strike me down.
"A few of you have come around and had a little success here, Matt Slater, Jason Scene even Patrick Jones, but at the end of the day it is a small run and then you all fall at the feet of one of NEW's finniest. None of you deserve to breath the same air as yours truly and you damn sure don't deserve to share the same ring as me. Failure after failure is all any of you have ever done and in all his infinite wisdom, what does Jesse Styles do? He brings the whole lot of you in and gives you a fucking show! That is just another reason why Jesse Styles needs to be removed from power immediately. Truth be told I hope the entire building collapses around all of you fucks and none of you are ever seen or heard from again."
Pugh now steps closer to the ropes and looks into the camera as his eyes stare deep into the lens.
"Total Extreme Wrestling is dead and gone and I will do everything in my power to make sure it stays that way. Even if I have to get rid of all of you one by one, this is NEW EDGE WRESTLING....don't you dare forget that boys."
Pugh throws down the mic and steps back as "End of the Heartache" plays over the arena. He gathers his things as he starts to make his way back up the ramp and medical personal have now made their way out to help Steve.