Post by Jesse Styles on Jan 29, 2014 17:28:40 GMT -6
Jill Mathews: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to Ignite like on HOTV as we are coming to you tonight from Albuquerque, New Mexico and boy do we have a show for you.
Vince Walters: We will see the Tag titles defended tonight in our main event as well as Hazard and Al Envy facing off but for right now I would like to know what our boss is doing in the middle of the ring?
Jill Mathews: Jesse Styles has been standing there for about fifteen minutes before we came on air and he does not look happy at all. Looks like he is about ready to talk however, so lets see what he has to say.
In the middle of the ring Jesse Styles is standing alone and holding a mic as the crowd seem particularly hostile this evening. Jesse attempts to pay them no mind as he lifts the mic up to his lips.
Jessie Styles: I can promise you that I am no happier to be in this shit hole then any of you morons are to see me here.
The crowd erupts with their displeasure for the majority owner of NEW but Jesse simply rolls his eyes and attempts to talk through them.
Jesse Styles: Anyway, I should be out here celebrating our brand new Tag champs but instead all I have heard all week is what am I going to do about Ryan Pugh? How am I going to get the title off of Ryan Pugh? Well fuck Ryan Pugh......and it's none of your god damn business how I am going to get the belt off of that fat hick bastard! The fact of the matter is, all of you have seemed to have forgotten just who the fuck I am....I am Jesse fucking Styles and don't any of you forget that! When I say I am going to get shit done....I get shit done! Pugh will be taken care of, I can promise you that, but until then I have a few bigger fish to fry, so lets talk about something else shall we?........
The lights in the arena dim as "Enemies" by Shinedown begins to blare over the arena. The only light that can be seen in the entire arena is coming from the Edge-tron. Suddenly, there's an explosion at the top of the entrance ramp as Red pyros go off. The lights come back on as Ricky Cassels and Nikki Juggs are standing at the top of entrance ramp. The pair receives a mixed reaction. Cassels is wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts with no shirt on, exposing his massive amount of chest hair. Nikki is wearing a pair of distastefully short daisy dukes and an orange tank top. Nikki leads the way to the ring as Cassels struts down the aisle trailing behind her. Nikki walks up the steel side steps and then holds the ropes down for Ricky as he slaps her on her fat ass before he enters the ring. Cassels walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as he taunts the fans even further. Meanwhile, Nikki stands in the center of the ring trying to look all seductive but it isn't exactly working. Ricky steps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way to the center of the ring. Nikki reaches into her top and pulls out a microphone from her breast area. She hands the microphone over to Ricky.
Ricky Cassels: Did someone say something about having a fish fry? I know ya weren't having a fish fry without inviting myself or the very GORGEOUS Nikki Juggs........ now were ya, boss?
Ricky pauses as he intensely stares down Jesse. Meanwhile, Nikki poses to the crowd as several men in the front row can be seen vomiting at the mere site of her fat rolls.
Jesse Styles: What do you want Ricky? This is my time out here, not yours
Ricky Cassels: What do I want..... WHAT DO I WANT? What the fuck do you think I want.... Boss. You've been ignoring my phone calls for weeks now! You make me defend my tag team title against my fellow Mafia members last week...Then you take it upon yourself to interfere in that very same match by getting in my way. So to answer yer' question..... boss.... what I WANT is to know what the fuckin' problem is? If I am supposed to be a member of The Styles Mafia... in which ya claim I am... then why have I had as many matches against Mafia members that I have had against the rest of the NEW roster? In my opinion, it looks like I am gettin' the short end of the stick by being apart of your group!
Jesse Styles: Look Ricky, I told you from day one when you started hanging around that little buddy of yours that he was going to be trouble and he would end up in the way and last week he ended up in the way. Bobby Backdoor is not a part of the Mafia, YOU Ricky are! So to answer you question Ricky, you did all of that to yourself, plain and simple. However I do value you as a member of the Mafia and I want to show you exactly how much by giving you a little something.
Well let me remind ya Jesse that you were the one who paired me with Backdoor. Ya only have yourself to blame for that. But what the hell, we did exactly what ya asked us to and that was to dethrone Tat-n-Fat from the NEW Tag Team Titles. Now as for my reward for staying a loyal member of your Mafia.... ya better make it damn good or I'm hittin' the road!
Jesse Styles: Relax Ricky, your prize is a match at Tension in Texas, but not just any match oh no, you my friend will be in the main event as you challenge for the NEW World Heavyweight Championship against that fat hairy bastard Ryan Pugh! What do you think about that?
Ricky pauses momentarily as he cold stares at Jesse. Slowly, a large grin crosses his face as he pulls his microphone back toward his lips.
Ricky Cassels: That's better news than the time I found out that I qualified to receive an unlimited supply of government cheese! I will accept this prize and I will show that fat, hairy bastard once again why I am the toughest sum-bitch in the trailer park!
Jesse Styles: That's what I like to hear Ricky, and remember, Pugh has NEVER beat you! You have his number and you can take that title from him at Tension in........
Just then "End of the Heartache" Comes over the speakers and out walks none other then Ryan Pugh with the World title over his massive left shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks around as his music begins to die down. Jesse is having a fit in the ring as Ricky and Nikki have both made their way over to the side of the ropes and are staring at Pugh who seems quite emotionless.
Pugh: Just another lamb to the slaughter Jesse, enough with the destruction and the chaos, just sign the papers and end all of this right now. Don't put yet another of your mindless flock into the grinder for your own selfish gains.
Jesse is shaking his head no as he has now thrown his mic down on the mat and is clearly not wanting any part of this exchange. Ricky and Nikki are now looking at each other as Ricky points to himself and mouths something at Nikki as Pugh continues.
The reckoning is upon you all and still you stand defiant against it. Just give in and accept your fate and all will be handled with dignity and grace. There is no shame in admitting you are wrong and that you have been wrong all along. Stop with the shallow facade that is your stubborn ways.
Ricky Cassels: Well those sure are a lot of big words coming from a big man... with a BIG mouth. I don't even know what the hell a facade is? I know those city slickers out there have this thing that they turn the handle and water comes out of it. I think that's what they called a facade? Pugh, you are like me and come from the country. But you sure as hell don't act like you're from the country no more. Wearing your fancy suits all over tarnation and using your big fancy words. I think the success has gone to your head, boy! Ya have forgotten about yer' southern roots. Hell, I bet you don't even DRANK MOONSHINE anymore ya big bitch....
Pugh: Your foolish attempts to get under my skin will not work little man. I am more southern then you could ever hope to be but I don't feel that I need to exploit the stereotype that you and your bitch in the ring embrace so well. Just because I dress nice and I don't eat possum stew, don't make me any less of a redneck then you. Now you can stand out here all night and run your mouth and try to get into my head but we both know that would never work because I am a billion times smarter then you could ever hope to be.
Ricky Cassels: I may not be a very smart man... But I do know two things. Number one... I have the finest piece of ass in all of the trailer park by my side. Show 'em what ya got baby....
Nikki plays to the unimpressed crowd once again as she bumps and grinds her unappealing body. The crowd boo’s her efforts but Ricky is still very proud of his “queen”. Ricky then pauses for a moment before he steps toward Pugh, coming within inches of his face.
Ricky Cassels: Number two… you ain't nothin’ but a redneck wanna be and ya even managed to fuck that up. Why don’t ya shut the hell up and move your ass to New York City where ya belong..... CITY BOY!!
Pugh: If there was anyone pretending to be anything here it is clearly you because you have seen one too many bad movies and you are trying way too hard to get your point across here boy. Just drop your act and move on before I make you look like an even bigger fool then you already do.
Ricky Cassels: Alright I will move on because I got a big match later on tonight to prepare for. But before I do, ya wanna make me look like a fool? Well I will give ya yer' chance next week on Ignite. That's right I'm about to offer you a challenge, fat boy......
Next week on Ignite, what do ya say to Rhine Pew (Ryan Pugh) versus Ricky Cassels....
In A Moonshine Drink Off!!!
And then we will see if ya are as southern as you claim to be!
Pugh: You want to make yourself look even more foolish? Fine, but don't blame me when you are exposed as the fraud that you truly are next week. When you mess with the bull you get the horns Ricky and this bull is already seeing red son. See you next week, but do us all a favor and keep your pet hippo in the back where she belongs.
Pugh then turns and walks back through the entrance way as he disappears into the back. Meanwhile, Nikki looks appalled by Pugh's comments as she and Ricky remain in the ring. A large grin crosses Ricky's face as he continues to stare at the entrance ramp where the World Champ has just made his exit.