Post by Jesse Styles on Feb 6, 2014 10:30:55 GMT -6
The main lights go dark in the arena. All the only thing visible are the minute flickers of flashbulbs and camera phones going off, capturing the moment in anticipation.“Attracting Flies” by Aluna George emanates from the speakers throughout the arena, and the crowd goes crazy as they instantly know who's about to come out.
Vince Walters: “Oh boy!!!!”
Jill Matthews: “I guess this is the moment that many, many men—and Vince—have been waiting for.”
Vince Walters: “You can bet those two midget donkeys sitting on your chest, Jill!”
Jill Matthews: “Speaking of donkeys, here comes everyone's favorite diva, love her or love to hate her...”
Pink and purple spotlights swirled around the crowd. The screens above the stage lit up with videos showcasing photo shoots and match highlights of the lovely Blair Buchannan. After a beat, Blair herself made her way out onto the stage with a wide, excited grin on her face and a microphone in her hand. Her mother and manager, Denise Buchannan, followed her out as well.
Jill Matthews: “and here she is, the woman of the hour.”
Blair was dressed in a tight black tanktop that was tied around her ribs and exposed her ample clevage; the word 'Centerfold' written across the chest in gold lettering, a pair of snug fitting flesh toned lace booty shorts, and tight black high heeled boots that ended right around her lower thigh. Her long, auburn hair was pulled up into a high ponytail which layed over one shoulder, except for a few loose strands that were swept over one eye.
Vince Walters: “Would you get a load of what Blair's wearing?”
Jill Matthews: “I know...and her mother, Denise, is surprisingly covered up tonight.”
Denise was wearing what seemed to be a very expensive full length black fur coat, and a pair of red high heeled pumps. After soaking up the crowds reaction for a while, the music faded out and the lights went back to normal. That's when Blair placed the microphone a few inches away from her shimmering, nude glossed lips and began to speak.
Blair Buchannan: “Hey everybody! How yall doin' tonight?”
Blair blows the crowd a kiss as they begin to cheer. She waits for a moment for them to die down again before speaking again.
Blair Buchannan: “I am sooo excited to be here tonight, because after weeks and weeks of planning and shooting and then reshooting...I finally get to reveal to all of my fans....my second ever Playboy Magazine Cover!”
Vince Walters: “and I can't wait!”
Jill Matthews: “keep it in your pants, Vince.”
Vince Walters: “I'd rather put it in your pants, Jill.”
Jill Matthews: “Um...i'm wearing a skirt.”
Vince Walters: “Even better.”
Jill Matthews: “Ugh...go to hell, Vince.”
Vince Walters: “I'll save you a seat, baby.”
Blair Buchannan: “So...without further delay....here it is! The cover of Playboy Magazine's February 2014 issue...starring...ME!”
Blair held her hands up in excitement. As soon as she did, pyros went off all around the stage. Then, suspended from above the stage by two cables appeared a very large version of the new Playboy Magazine cover. It featured Blair sitting in a very large martini glass, dressed in a black lace strapless bra and a pair of matching black lace panties; her feet in a pair of sparkly silver high heeled pumps. In the photo, Blair was pouring what looked like milk all over herself from a jewel encrusted martini shaker. The headline of the magazine read: 'Blair Buchannan – Does A Body Good.'
Vince Walters: “WOW!!!”
Jill Matthews: “That's definitely...one way to get your vitamin D.”
Blair was in the midst of soaking up all of the cheers from the crowd when suddenly her mother snatched the microphone from her hands.
Jill Matthews: “What was that all about???”
Blair gives Denise a quizzical look as she begins to speak.
Denise Buchannan: “and as if that weren't enough...tonight we're offering you two Buchannan women for the price of one!”
Vince Walters: “What is she talking about?”
Just then, Denise removes her long full coat to reveal her well kept body dressed in what seems to be the EXACT SAME OUTFIT that Blair has on in the magazine cover. Denise walks to the edge of the stage with her arms raised in the air. The crowd responds with a mixture of cheers and boos. Blair looks at her mother with a 'wtf' expression.
Denise Buchannan: “Well...what do you all think? I think I need my OWN Playboy cover after this!”
Almost immediately after Denise says this, Straight jacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loud speakers. Instantly the crowd is thrown into a frenzy. Denise and Blair both look shocked.
Jill Matthews: “What now?”
Vince Walters: “This whole thing just got a little more interesting, Jill! That's what!”
Hunter Valentyne slowly steps out onto the stage with a smirk on his face and a microphone in his hands. Blair is looking like she can't believe this is happening on her big night. Denise just looks pissed off by Hunter's presence. Hunter's music dies down.
Hunter Valentyne: “Well well well...”
He says while studying the blown up picture of Blair's Playboy cover.
Hunter Valentyne: “Well there's one athlete I wouldn't mind seeing with a milk mustache...”
Vince Walters: “HAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!! My thoughts exactly.”
Jill Matthews: “Pigs. You're both pigs.”
Vince Walters: “Yeah, Jill, i'm a big...let me get into your blanket.”
Hunter Valentyne: “No, really Blair...Let me know if you ever get tired of milk. I have another source of calcium i'm sure you'd love to try.”
Blair rolls her eyes as Hunter approaches her. He gets intimidatingly close to her before turning to face Denise.
Hunter Valtneyne: “But WHAT are YOU doing out here? I mean...I thought we were all here to see a picture of a hot girl on the cover of a nudie mag....instead we're forced to stare at an offensive amount of sagging skin on an OLD HAG!!!”
The crowd erupts in cheers and laughter. Even Blair tries to hide a giggle as Denise's face turns red. She does not look happy.
Denise looks as if she's about to say something in response, but before she can...
WHAM!!!!
Hunter is sent to the ground, as he is hit from behind with a steel chair by none other than Roger Wright!
Vince Walters: “What is HE doing out here?!”
Jill Matthews: “I think its pretty obvious.”
Hunter gets up then, and the two men instantly get into a massive brawl right there on the stage. Denise quickly makes her exit, running backstage. Blair is screaming at the two to stop...not because she doesnt want them to fight, but because they're ruining her moment. Eventually she gives up and stomps backstage as well, just as a few security guards rush out to break the up apart. The scene fades out as Roger and Hunter are angrily glaring at eachother while being held back by security.