Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 6, 2014 19:03:14 GMT -6
Jill Mathews: Hello everyone and welcome to Ignite, live from Mexico City and boy do we have a show for you tonight....
Jill is quickly interrupted as "End of the Heartache" blares over the speakers and out walks World Champion Ryan Pugh and he doesn't look very happy. Pugh has only taken a few steps out onto the stage as he is just staring a hole right through something at ring side.
Vince Walters: Oh great....we get to start the night out with this ass hole...happy happy joy joy
Now flanking Pugh on each side is Inkt and Hazard on one side and then Payne and Reaper on the other side.
Vince Walters: Oh and he has his goons with him....fucking awesome!!!
Pugh now begins to stalk towards ring side as the others follow closely behind him until they get to the ring. Pugh steps up on the ring apron as Inkt starts around the ring on one side while Reaper and Payne begins to move around the other side. Hazard now stops and turns to face the stage as he crosses his arms and Pugh steps through the ropes and into the ring. Inkt now hands Pugh a mic over the top rope as the music stops and Pugh stares out into the crowd.
Pugh: People just don't seem to understand what happens when you piss me the fuck off. All of you little people think it is just ok to go around and do whatever the fuck you want at the expense of myself and Evo.
Pugh now turns and plants his gaze on Vince Walters at the announce table as we see that Inkt is one side of him and Reaper and Payne are on the other side.
Pugh: Well it's time we sent a message
Vince Walters: Oh shit
Pugh: Vince, come on and get in the ring
Vince Walters: Fuck that shit fatty, aint gonna happen
Pugh: You can be a man and get in the ring or they will make you get in the ring...your choice
Inkt now smiles as he smashes his hands into the announce table in front of Vince and makes him almost fall out of his chair. Vince stands up and begs them off as he begins to back peddle but he quickly figures out there is nowhere for him to run. Reaper now grabs the shirt of Vince and forces him into the ring under the bottom rope. Pugh is now towering over Vince as he does everything he can just to get up to his feet.
Pugh: You have done nothing but be a pain in my ass for years now and last week you crossed the line. My new protege Reaper had that bastard Seth Iser beat and you decided to get your pasty ginger ass involved. I have let you slide for way too long and now it is over.......
Vince begins to back peddle as the hate in the voice of Pugh gets louder and louder. Hazard has now climbed up into the ring and is behind Vince but he has no idea the monster is behind him.
Pugh: YOU ARE OVER VINCE
Hazard now explodes with a massive clothesline to the back of Vince's head as he hits half past dead and Vince crumples to the ground in a heap. Vince seems to be out but that doesn't stop Reaper from bouncing off the ropes and slamming his boot right into the face of Vince with authority. Pugh now drops the mic as he gives Inkt a nod who backs into the corner. Pugh now grabs Vince and pulls him up to his feet as he stuffs him between his legs. Pugh now hoists Vince up on his shoulders and turns to Inkt who is gearing up and getting ready for something. Pugh now tosses Vince across the ring with a huge Pugh bomb as Inkt takes off from the corner and as Vince is falling to the mat, Inkt drives his shoulder into the small of Vince's back with a huge dirty needle. Vince now is in a ball on the mat and is clearly out cold. Pugh now nods at Inkt who picks Vince up and tosses him over the ropes and to the floor before leaving the ring himself. Inkt puts Vince up on his shoulder and begins to walk up the ramp as Hazard, Reaper and Payne all join him on his exit. Pugh now turns around and grabs the mic again as he begins to speak.
Pugh: All of you take note, your time of getting away with it is over, your reckoning is here and there is no more hiding from it.
Out of nowhere, Crossfade comes over the speakers as Pugh drops the mic and gets ready for a fight. The crowd begins to erupt as they typically do when they see someone coming out of the crowd, which causes Pugh to immediately shoot around and wait for his attacker to slide in the ring and attempt to inflict physical violence on him, but instead Pugh shoots around and sees that his attention was placed in the wrong spot, as the figure who appeared to be making his way though the crowd was not LA Johnny Stylez, as the man stopped right at the barricade extended the NEW Champion a double bird salute and then motioned for him to look behind him, as the fans began to roar even louder as none other than the DoN of Di$Re$PeCT himself comes climbing out of the crowd on the other side of the ring as he hopes the guard rail and slides into the ring with a brand new black steel snow shovel.
The World Champion closes his eyes after realizing he had been duped and mouths the word "FUCK" as he turns around attempting to duck the impending shovel shot, but Stylez saw the duck coming, and instead slammed the shovel onto the back of Pugh's head which almost brings the near 300lb monster to his knees as Pugh somehow manages the strength to make it to his feet, but as soon as he does, Johnny had bounced off the ropes and nailed his former mentor right in the chin with an uppercut shovel shot almost identical to the one Pugh had given his best friend Inkt when he turned his back on him to join and form THE BUSINESS. Pugh's eyes go rolling into the back of his head, but he is still not down and still not out, as Johnny looks at Pugh with a look of shock and amazement, as he throws the shovel to the ground shrugs his shoulders and reveals a police issued tazer that he may or may not have lifted off one of the police officers on duty providing security in the arena tonight, but that's another story, as Pugh dazed from the two stiff shovel blows is wobbling towards his former tag team partner and manages to try to throw a punch which Johnny hardly dodges, as he at the last moment ducks underneath the massive haymaker and finds himself staring at Pugh's back.
Johnny then takes advantage of this perfect opportunity, as he squeezes the trigger and watches as the two lines release from the barrel and immediately stick right into the lower part of Pugh's shoulder, and then watches the Champ's body jerk as a few hundred bolts of electricity are shot through his entire body. Naturally Pugh falls to his knees, and has completely lost consciousness at this point as Johnny runs over and grabs Pugh's chest holding him up before his face can smack the canvas, as Johnny's eyes lead everyone else watching on to look down and see that due to the massive amounts of electricity that was just shot through his body it appears the quater owner and New Edge Wrestling World Champion lost control of his bodily functions and pissed all over himself. Johnny's eyebrows raise as he looks at the enormous wet stain and the small puddle on the canas and with a look of sheer disgust lets go of Pugh's shoulders allowing him to belly flop into a tiny puddle of his own urine ...Johnny then leans over and picks up the mic Pugh had dropped, looks out at the crowd who are all on their feet screaming their heads off for the return of the greatest Champion in the history of New Edge Wrestling. Before speaking he raises on arm in the air as the fans respond with a huge pop as a tremendous "WELCOME BACK" chant breaks out...Johnny flashes that trademark arrogant smirk inside of an NEW ring for the first time in months, as he puts the mic to his lips and breaks his silence...
LA Johnny Stylez: Listen, Tonz of Fun, it's ok if we go ahead and skip the pleasantries, and we'll just go ahead and point out that of course deep down somewhere beneath all of that hair and stupid even you must admit that you are just as happy to see me as these people are! But still as excited as you may be SIR, I still don't think that is a good enough excuse for you to go and
!!!!!!!PiSS YoU$eLF!!!!
But Then Again IF WE ARE JuST BeInG HoNeST WiTh OnE ANoTHeR, I CaNT ReaLLy SaY I BLaMe YA ASSHAT!!!
Cause after sitting at home over the last few months and watching what you and everyone else here have been trying to pass off as New Edge Wrestling...I'd be so excited to see me I'd probably piss myself too! As a matter of fact Ryan if it makes you feel better I'm sure you're not the only one in this arena who pissed themself when my music played a few minutes ago and they saw me bum rush the ring and put you in the one and only place in this world you truly belong which is
!!!!!!ON YOUR ASS!!!!!
I MEAN DID YOU FuGGiN HeaR THaT SHiT???
It's like they are for real genuinely happy to see me! Which should tell you something right there SLICK...Shit must be pretty phuckin bad around here if the asshats on the other side of the guardrail are happy to see me, because now that I think about it...I believe this is the first time in my entire NEW career where I've come down to this ring and have been cheered by the fans outside of Louisiana...So from the bottom of my heat ladies and gentz I'd like to let each and every single one of you in the arena here tonight to know
!!!!!!THaT YoU'RE WeLCoMe!!!!!!
FoR ME ALLoWiNG EaCH of YOU TO BE APART OF THIS HISTORICAL EVENING!!!
Because of course my return at the very least was going to be a history making one...But if any of you out there think that the history or impact I was looking to make here tonight had to do with you guys cheering me, then you people have really lost your minds in the few months I've been away. Because I came here tonight to do two things...First and foremost my main reason for being here this evening was to send a message and put each and every single mother phucker in NEW and the wrestling world in general that The PARAGONA OF AMERICANA, THE DON OF DI$RE$PECT, THE GEATEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER in the history of this business has officially made the decision to
!!!!!COME BACK HOME!!!!!
(WHiCH IS THE BEST NEWZ THIS COMPANY HAS HEARD SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT HUNTER VALENTYNE WAS NO LONGER THE WORLD CHAMPION!)
And the reason I decided to come back, which I'll keep short and sweet for now as I'm sure it won't take Pugh's eVo cabana boys long to figure out this isn't the Miley Cirus Donkey Show I paid the security guards to tell them to buy me some time! So I guess I'll go ahead and state the obvious and say the main reason I came back was for you Ryan!...Now I'm sure this will make a lot more sense when you wake up in about forty five minutes and the EMT's clean up all the piss and vomit off of you...But I also came back to make sure you and everyone else was made aware of two very important things....First and foremost Ryan Pugh a few months ago you were able to fool every single person in the wrestling world...Even me to a certain degree that you had accomplished one thing no one else before you has ever been able to say they accomplished and that is of course silencing or shutting the biggest mouth in the history of this company, and while your actions were impressively convincing deep down Ryan, I would like to think of all people at least you weren't foolish enough to buy into that bullshit! I would like to think that deep down you knew in your gut that this day would come where I would return and take my revenge for you giving me what even I will admit was one of if not the most humiliating beatings of my entire career! Because if you thought for two phuckin seconds that I would just sit back and let that be the end of it then you my friend have some how managed to get your head
!!!!STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS!!!!
THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER DISTINGUISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD IDEA OR A WET FART!
So mark my words LUNCHBOX, even if it is the last got damn thing I EVER DO in this ring or in my life I WILL prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the reason you could never truly silence me, the reason I am standing over your urine soaked body right now is because ultimately at the end of the day, you my friend are and always will be my
!!!!!I.N.F.E.R.I.O.R.!!!!!!
BeCauSe DeeP DoWn YOU HAVE FoRGoTTeN WHAT IT TAKEZ TO BE GREAT!!!
Yet none the less the second and most important thing I came back to accomplish was not to just settle some petty personal score, so rest easy NEW fans because someone has come to save you from the garbage you have had to sit through each and every week in my absence, as the real reason I came back is to clean up the mess Ryan Pugh and a handful of others have made in my company that resembles the mess the WORLD CHAMPION made in the middle of the ring and all over his cheap ass suit, metaphorically speaking of course. There is something very wrong with the current state of New Edge Wrestling, and once again I have been called upon by fate to return to the company and accomplish what I was born to, and that is to once again save this company from the mediocrity that has consumed it and bring it to the level of greatness we all have spent the last five years fighting, sweating, and bleeding trying to bring it to...And there is only one way this great company of ours can be saved, there is only one way I can even begin to even think about cleaning up the mess of a few and that is by coming back and forcing Ryan Pugh, his collection of homosexual crotch pheasents and anyone else who stands in my way to
!!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
Until I Have RECLAIMED WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE AND I AM ONCE AGAIN THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD FOR THE 6th F'N TIME!!!
...Sorry bout your suit Tonz of Fun...Here go to Big Lots and get another one on me homie!!!
Stylez reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a twenty dollar bill and drops it over the NEW Champion's body as he also picks up the NEW CHampionship title and raises it above his head as the crowd once again begins to stir as Johnny's eyes shoot towards the entry way as he sees the members of EVO making a B-LINE to the ring, as Johnny flashes his arrogant smirk slides out of the ring and makes his exit through the crowd as Inkt and Reaper are the first to slide in the ring to check on Pugh. They yell threats and insults at Johnny, who just arrogantly smirks at them and extends his middle finger, as he makes his way up to the upper level and before going through the exit pops a joint in his mouth cups his hands and lights it as he screams something aloud that all the fans chant with him incase the asshats in the ring couldn't make out what he says as he once again tells Ryan Pugh, the members of EVO, and the rest of NEW to
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!!!
Making sure that they and everyone else in the back, in the arena, in the ring, or watching at home knew that The DoN of Di$Re$PeCT has returned and once again the very foundation of New Edge Wrestling was going to be shaken, because as of this very moment all the bullshit stops and the NEW as you know it today ceases to exist because everything is about to change...BUTTTTTTT....There are some things ladies and gentlemen that never ever change, which is why seeing LA Johnny Stylez here tonight brought a smile and a sense of comfort to every wrestling fan around the world, because of all the change they have had to endure over the past year and a half the one thing that has not changed is the simple fact that being in the pressence of the Paragona of Americana has always been and will always
...BE YOUR PLEA$uRE!!!!