Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 13, 2014 11:16:43 GMT -6
As Ignite comes on the air we see already standing in the ring, Brian Pugh and Chris Styles and they both have mics in their hand.
Jill Mathews: Welcome ladies and gentleman to another episode of Ignite and as you can see, we have new people in charge tonight.
Vince Walters: Jesse and Pugh haven't been seen in over a week now and as a result we have to deal with these two idiots in the ring.
Brian: HELLO VIETNAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: See what I mean?
Chris: Were not in Vietnam Brian, this is Singapore baby!!!!!!!! And they love Tha Cheetah in Singapore Brian!!!
Brian: Are you sure this is not Vietnam Chris?
Chris: Yes big guy, I am sure, now as you fine folks can tell, there are some new sheriffs in town and god damn if we don't look fucking sexy tonight baby!!!!!
Brian: Chris...
Chris: What's up big guy?
Brian: You shouldn't use that kinda language Chris, its not nice
Chris: It might not be nice big guy but its how the Cheetah roles baby....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vince Walters: Come the fuck on right now, what the fuck is this shit?
Chris: Now tonight we are in charge and that means you are going to see some top notch shit baby. We gotta dildo on a pole match, a Singapore cane match, a no holds barred match and of course our main event of the night A MIDGET LUMBER JACK MATCH!!! Stylin and profilin baby....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Brian: And don't forget that our good friend Dougie will be in action later tonight too
Chris: That's right big guy and he is gonna go retard strong all over those fools yo!
Brian: CHRIS THAT'S NOT A NICE WORD!!!
Chris: My bad baby, you know the cheetah didn't mean nothing by it Brian. Tonight is going to be the sexiest night in NEW history with us in charge and lets get this bitch going.
Brian: And lets all have a fun night and be nice to each other...right Chris?
Chris: If you say so big guy, now lets go find Dougie backstage and get him pumped up
Brian: YEAH!!!
Jill Mathews: Uh....
Vince Walters: I never in my life thought I would say this
Jill Mathews: Say what?
Vince Walters: Can we please have Ryan Pugh back?
Jill Mathews: WOW! Did everyone else just hear that?
Vince Walters: Yeah yeah, lets just get through this and hope someone finds Jesse and Pugh QUICKLY!