Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 24, 2014 17:34:59 GMT -6
We go live inside the Shanghai Arena live from Shanghai China!!! New's theme song finishes playing followed by a pretty kick ass Chinese Pyro display and then we switch over to Jill Mathews, Chris Styles and Vince Walters.
Jill Mathews: Welcome everyone to another edition of IGNITE LIVE FROM SHANGHAI CHINA!!
Vince Walters: Listen to them Jill they love me in China!
Jill Mathews: No...I am pretty sure they are just excited that we are live on the air.
Vince Walters: You always gotta try and ruin shit for me.
Chris Styles: Fuck the both of you they cheering for the mother fucking cheetah son!
Vince Walters: Speaking of ruining things....
Chris Styles: What you talking about homie?
Vince Walters: I'm talking about you god damn it.
Chris Styles: Bitch I will pimp smack you back to the United States.
Vince Walters: Oh please try I would love for you to try.
Jill Mathews: Gentlemen! We have a show to do and a match that's about to get started let's at least try to act like we are on the same page.
Chris Styles: Page? What you talking about page woman?
Vince Walters:.......
Jill Mathews:........
Brian Hart vs Patrick Jones
Brian Hart is stood in the ring.
Vince Walters: The former Lethal Weapon is looking nervous in the ring.
Jill Matthews: Last time we saw him he was a part of the War Games match a few years back in Iraq. Then he suddenly disappeared.
Chris Styles: Some people think he’s been brain washed by the Al Quaida.
Vince Walters: Oh? So he’s like Homeland?
Jill Matthews: He better get himself sorted if he wants to make an impact in this promotion.
Tom Davis: And his opponent the NEW Superstar known as Patrick Jones!!
“Wanted Man” by Rev Theory fills the arena. After a few seconds, Jones bursts onto the ramp with a surge of energy. At the top of the ramp, he drops to a knee with a big, over-handed fist pump. Patrick takes a moment to enjoy the cheers around him and collect his thoughts before hopping to his feet. He jogs down the ramp, talking to and high-fiving fans, trying to get them as pumped up and ready to go as he is. Jones goes straight from the ramp and jumps onto the ring apron before ducking through the second and third rope, spinning a full circle as he looks out into the crowd.
The bell rings as both men walk around the ring eyeing each other.
Brian and Patrick circle one another in the centre of the ring. Brian uses his vastly superior height and weight to gain a quick advantage with a wrenching side headlock. Brian backs Patrick into a corner causing the referee to step in to call for a clean break. Brian with a smile on his face raises his arms and breaks the hold.
SLAP
Jill Matthews: Oh! What was that all about?
Patrick outraged by the surprising slap lunges at Brian to try to connect with a right hand. Brian quickly side steps the attempted wild swing and connects with another slap.
Vince Walters: What is this? A slap-fest?
Patrick begins chasing Brian around the ring to try to catch him. Brian bounces off of the ropes to avoid any further contact. Patrick in a surprising burst of speed ducks underneath as Brian jumps over him. After both men hit the opposite ropes Brian goes airborne with a giant leap connecting with a Running Clothesline! The fans watching the match are surprised by Brian's uncanny agility.
Vince Walters: Wow man, just wow!!!!
Brian slams a knee into Patrick's stomach, taking him down with a viscious jumping DDT. Brian immediately runs to the turnbuckles, running up them and then spinning around, leaping off with a leg drop onto Patrick. The referee drops to the mat and begins his count.
……..1
…………..2
..but Patrick kicks out as the referee’s hand is a millimeter from the mat.
Vince Walters: Close!!!
Chris Styles: Too close.
Brian gets to his feet first, nailing Patrick with a gut wrench powerbomb followed up by several elbow drops and a cover.
…………..1
……………….Kick out. Patrick looks disoriented. Brian runs to the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Patrick intercepts him in mid-air with a spear, slamming Brian into the turnbuckles with enough force to rock the ring. Patrick tries to bull dog Brian out of the corner, but Brian shoves him off, following up with a leg drop.
Jill Matthews: Another leg drop from Brian...
Brian lifts Patrick to his feet and locks his arms around him, trying to throw him over in a belly-to-belly overhead suplex, but Patrick rolls over top of Brian and then pulls him down with a reverse schoolboy pin.
Vince Walters: Big time defence!!!!
The referee drops to the floor and counts.
.......1
...........2
............3!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Good match by both guys but Patrick turned on the style.
Tom Davis: And your winner is Patrick Jones!!!!
Jill Mathews: Welcome everyone to another edition of IGNITE LIVE FROM SHANGHAI CHINA!!
Vince Walters: Listen to them Jill they love me in China!
Jill Mathews: No...I am pretty sure they are just excited that we are live on the air.
Vince Walters: You always gotta try and ruin shit for me.
Chris Styles: Fuck the both of you they cheering for the mother fucking cheetah son!
Vince Walters: Speaking of ruining things....
Chris Styles: What you talking about homie?
Vince Walters: I'm talking about you god damn it.
Chris Styles: Bitch I will pimp smack you back to the United States.
Vince Walters: Oh please try I would love for you to try.
Jill Mathews: Gentlemen! We have a show to do and a match that's about to get started let's at least try to act like we are on the same page.
Chris Styles: Page? What you talking about page woman?
Vince Walters:.......
Jill Mathews:........
Brian Hart vs Patrick Jones
Brian Hart is stood in the ring.
Vince Walters: The former Lethal Weapon is looking nervous in the ring.
Jill Matthews: Last time we saw him he was a part of the War Games match a few years back in Iraq. Then he suddenly disappeared.
Chris Styles: Some people think he’s been brain washed by the Al Quaida.
Vince Walters: Oh? So he’s like Homeland?
Jill Matthews: He better get himself sorted if he wants to make an impact in this promotion.
Tom Davis: And his opponent the NEW Superstar known as Patrick Jones!!
“Wanted Man” by Rev Theory fills the arena. After a few seconds, Jones bursts onto the ramp with a surge of energy. At the top of the ramp, he drops to a knee with a big, over-handed fist pump. Patrick takes a moment to enjoy the cheers around him and collect his thoughts before hopping to his feet. He jogs down the ramp, talking to and high-fiving fans, trying to get them as pumped up and ready to go as he is. Jones goes straight from the ramp and jumps onto the ring apron before ducking through the second and third rope, spinning a full circle as he looks out into the crowd.
The bell rings as both men walk around the ring eyeing each other.
Brian and Patrick circle one another in the centre of the ring. Brian uses his vastly superior height and weight to gain a quick advantage with a wrenching side headlock. Brian backs Patrick into a corner causing the referee to step in to call for a clean break. Brian with a smile on his face raises his arms and breaks the hold.
SLAP
Jill Matthews: Oh! What was that all about?
Patrick outraged by the surprising slap lunges at Brian to try to connect with a right hand. Brian quickly side steps the attempted wild swing and connects with another slap.
Vince Walters: What is this? A slap-fest?
Patrick begins chasing Brian around the ring to try to catch him. Brian bounces off of the ropes to avoid any further contact. Patrick in a surprising burst of speed ducks underneath as Brian jumps over him. After both men hit the opposite ropes Brian goes airborne with a giant leap connecting with a Running Clothesline! The fans watching the match are surprised by Brian's uncanny agility.
Vince Walters: Wow man, just wow!!!!
Brian slams a knee into Patrick's stomach, taking him down with a viscious jumping DDT. Brian immediately runs to the turnbuckles, running up them and then spinning around, leaping off with a leg drop onto Patrick. The referee drops to the mat and begins his count.
……..1
…………..2
..but Patrick kicks out as the referee’s hand is a millimeter from the mat.
Vince Walters: Close!!!
Chris Styles: Too close.
Brian gets to his feet first, nailing Patrick with a gut wrench powerbomb followed up by several elbow drops and a cover.
…………..1
……………….Kick out. Patrick looks disoriented. Brian runs to the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Patrick intercepts him in mid-air with a spear, slamming Brian into the turnbuckles with enough force to rock the ring. Patrick tries to bull dog Brian out of the corner, but Brian shoves him off, following up with a leg drop.
Jill Matthews: Another leg drop from Brian...
Brian lifts Patrick to his feet and locks his arms around him, trying to throw him over in a belly-to-belly overhead suplex, but Patrick rolls over top of Brian and then pulls him down with a reverse schoolboy pin.
Vince Walters: Big time defence!!!!
The referee drops to the floor and counts.
.......1
...........2
............3!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Good match by both guys but Patrick turned on the style.
Tom Davis: And your winner is Patrick Jones!!!!