Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 11:40:27 GMT -6
For some reason this topic has been running through my mind for the last several days. I let the ideas ferment a little bit before posting this shit. You disagree that's cool but this is my fucking thread not yours. Okay let's see how this shall go shall we?
Make Jesse's decision as hard as it can be
The goal should be to have the best match on the show. If you put your best shit up and your opponent puts his best up then guess fucking what? You did your job. If you go first put up some shit that can be used in the coming role play which makes your match better. If you go second use that shit that was done to make your role play more entertaining and better. I am seeing a lot less of that from people going second as of late. You want a perfect working example? Reread what Pugh and I did at the sixth anniversary show.
Use Results
Read the fucking show people. Find tidbits you can incorporate into your role plays and for God Sakes sell the shit that happened in your match. If you took a steel pipe to the knee limp for Christ Sakes. It only makes your shit better and shows you actually read results which goes a long way here. People spend a lot of time and effort on match writing so if you no sell it you might as well spit in the faces of the match writers.
Be Original
#Are you ready? Are you fucking kidding me?
Learn how to take a loss
Quit bitching like a slut that got felt up at prom. You are going to lose that is a fact of life in a fed like NEW. Learn how to spin the losses so they work for you. Sometimes character wise a loss is a good thing. You are not God's gift to the written word. Sometimes you are going to get beat. If you were that fucking good you would have a nationally published best seller. Since you do not shut the fuck up and take it like a man or Vanessa. Well same difference. Just kidding nessa.
Quit being so Vaginal about characters.
It is a fucking fictional character for Christ Sakes. People spend a lot of time writing these God Damned Matches and for you to cry about every little fucking thing makes you look like a God Damned bitch. If a match writer makes a mistake deal with it and work with it. Good example. Noc fucked up in the Slater Hazard match and had Slater do a power move on Hazard which given the size of the wrestlers would never happen. Slater turned it into a steroid angle that went for several weeks. Sometimes shit is not going to go exactly like you plan. The world is not perfect and neither is the NEW. Quit crying like a bitch about every little fucking thing.
Have Fun
If you are not having fun change shit up. If you do not like what you are doing or who you are working with change the game. For me personally I was not having any fun a couple of months ago. I remembered when my fedding time was the funnest and went that direction. This week at the pay per view is a lot of fun for me. Am I in the main event? nope. Is a title on the line? nope. But I am working with my absolute favorite person to work with and having a blast. It shows in the work on both sides. If something is dragging for you change it up. Come to someone who knows what they are doing and ask them questions and thoughts. Anyone needs that feel free to message me. You never know i might actually answer you.
Make Jesse's decision as hard as it can be
The goal should be to have the best match on the show. If you put your best shit up and your opponent puts his best up then guess fucking what? You did your job. If you go first put up some shit that can be used in the coming role play which makes your match better. If you go second use that shit that was done to make your role play more entertaining and better. I am seeing a lot less of that from people going second as of late. You want a perfect working example? Reread what Pugh and I did at the sixth anniversary show.
Use Results
Read the fucking show people. Find tidbits you can incorporate into your role plays and for God Sakes sell the shit that happened in your match. If you took a steel pipe to the knee limp for Christ Sakes. It only makes your shit better and shows you actually read results which goes a long way here. People spend a lot of time and effort on match writing so if you no sell it you might as well spit in the faces of the match writers.
Be Original
#Are you ready? Are you fucking kidding me?
Learn how to take a loss
Quit bitching like a slut that got felt up at prom. You are going to lose that is a fact of life in a fed like NEW. Learn how to spin the losses so they work for you. Sometimes character wise a loss is a good thing. You are not God's gift to the written word. Sometimes you are going to get beat. If you were that fucking good you would have a nationally published best seller. Since you do not shut the fuck up and take it like a man or Vanessa. Well same difference. Just kidding nessa.
Quit being so Vaginal about characters.
It is a fucking fictional character for Christ Sakes. People spend a lot of time writing these God Damned Matches and for you to cry about every little fucking thing makes you look like a God Damned bitch. If a match writer makes a mistake deal with it and work with it. Good example. Noc fucked up in the Slater Hazard match and had Slater do a power move on Hazard which given the size of the wrestlers would never happen. Slater turned it into a steroid angle that went for several weeks. Sometimes shit is not going to go exactly like you plan. The world is not perfect and neither is the NEW. Quit crying like a bitch about every little fucking thing.
Have Fun
If you are not having fun change shit up. If you do not like what you are doing or who you are working with change the game. For me personally I was not having any fun a couple of months ago. I remembered when my fedding time was the funnest and went that direction. This week at the pay per view is a lot of fun for me. Am I in the main event? nope. Is a title on the line? nope. But I am working with my absolute favorite person to work with and having a blast. It shows in the work on both sides. If something is dragging for you change it up. Come to someone who knows what they are doing and ask them questions and thoughts. Anyone needs that feel free to message me. You never know i might actually answer you.