Post by Ricky Cassels on Feb 17, 2015 22:59:43 GMT -6
Tension in Texas is officially in the books and what a return it was for New Edge Wrestling. We witnessed Blair Buchannan win her first ever NEW World Championship. We saw the Hunter Valentyne and newcomer Rob Riot battle to a draw. And we even saw the return of former five time NEW World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Stylez.... Who just so happened to play a major role in what many have called the match of the night. The Trans-Atlantic Title match between Al Envy and Ricky Bobby Cassels. Johnny catapulted Al to victory by cracking his notorious shovel over the head of the challenger Cassels. After Al and Ricky Bobby had already beaten the hell out of each other in the Texas Death match.
Now Ricky Bobby has returned home to the Navaeh Trailer Park to rest and recuperate from his brutal matchup. This is where we find the trailer park wonder as he at the trailer park headquarters, trying to get caught up on his rent. Ricky Bobby is speaking with Marvin, the guy who runs the trailer park and collects rent money. Marvin has on coke bottle glasses, slick back hair and a cheap suite. He is smoking a giant cigar. Ricky Bobby is drinking Busch Light as usual. Nikki Juggs is nowhere to be found.
Marvin: Look here Ricky Bobby... you's always been a good tenant. Just pay what ya can and get me back later...
Ricky Bobby pulls out a wad of cash.
Ricky Bobby: Will these here money do, Marvin?
Marvin's eyes widen up as he sees the wad of cash. Ricky Bobby hands the money over to Marvin who accepts. Marvin notices all the bumps, bruises and cuts on Ricky.
Marvin: Say Ricky, ya still doin that wrasslin stuff?
Ricky Bobby: Ya bet yer sweet ass I am....
Marvin: Business must be real good these days.
Ricky Bobby: Welp we just started back up. Had muh first match in Texas last week. I faced Owl Anvy....
Marvin: He musta beaten ya up pretty good with all dem there bruises and stuff?
Ricky Bobby: I'd saw we whooped each others ass equally! I woulda beaten that sum-bitch had it not been for Johnny Stylez....
Marvin: Don't he live in this here trailer park too?
Ricky Bobby: Naw he don't live here. He lives in tha trailer park out there in Louisianner....
Marvin: I see. Ricky Bobby I got a question. Where tha hell where did ya get all this here money?
Marvin glances down at all the money Ricky Bobby paid for past rent.
Ricky Bobby: Muh baby Nikki.... She got her modelin career and everythang....
Marvin seems to be skeptical about Nikki's modeling career because he knows what she looks like.
Marvin: Uhh huh I see.... So how ya liking that there new double wide of yers?
Ricky Bobby: Tha Ricky don't know how we's survived before we got that there double wide. We got plenty o room in there.
Marvin: From what I can see you's got the nicest house in the trailer park now.
Ricky Bobby: When ya got a woman as fine as mine, Nikki Juggs, with her big fancy modeling contract.... than ya can afford big fancy double wides.
Marvin: Is that same feller still running the wrasslin?
Ricky Bobby: Yeh Jesse Styles... He's supposed to be Tha Ricky's tag team partner this week against Owl Anvy and Johnny Stylez on this week's show.
Marvin: When I use to watch tha show, I always thought he was kinda.... ya know.... an asshole.
Ricky Bobby: Ooohhh no, Jesse is no asshole... he always been good to Tha Ricky. Jesse pays Tha Ricky very well each week.
Marvin: Well Ricky Bobby, we sho is lucky to have ya here at Nevaeh. I hope ya stick around for awhile.
Ricky Bobby: Tha Ricky ain't goin no where Mr. Marvin. He gonna stay at Nevaeh Trailer Park for life!
Marvin: I wish some of these other assholes that live here at Nevaeh were as good of a tenant as you and Nikki are.
Ricky Bobby: Ohh yeh? Are ya havin problems with some of them there residents of Nevaeh?
Marvin: *sigh* Yeh, there's a few folks that are a couple months behind on tha rent money.... There's one asshole in particular who is three months behind.
Ricky Bobby: Who is that?
Marvin: Fuck if I know... Tha sum-bitch told me his name was John Smith. But I don't really believe that is his name.
icky Bobby: I tell ya what Mr. Marvin.... Ya always been good to Tha Ricky.... What say ya give Tha Ricky this John Smith's trailer number and Tha Ricky will head on down there and rough him on up. Let Tha Ricky whoop his ass and get yer money back for ya!
Marvin ponders the idea as Ricky Bobby chugs his Busch Light before crushing the empty can. In seemingly one motion, he tossed the empty can on the floor and pulls out another Busch Light from his cut-off jean shorts pocket. Ricky Bobby pops the top.
Marvin: I thank that's a good idea, Ricky Bobby. I tell ya just foller me on down here and lets teach this sum-bitch a lesson....
Marvin and Ricky Bobby exit the trailer park headquarters and begin walking through the trailer park.
They pass by trailer after trailer before reaching their destination.... Trailer #116, which happened to be a few doors down from Ricky Bobby's trailer. The two men stepped up to the door and Ricky Bobby began banging on it.
Ricky Bobby: Open up ya non payin' sum-bitch!
No one answered the door and Ricky began banging once more. Still no answer. Marvin then pulled out a giant key ring set and began searching through his keys until he found the one he was looking for.
Marvin: I got a master to key to all these trailers!
Marvin stuck the appropriate key in the door and opened it up. The two men entered the trailer and began searching for the shitty tenant. They went from room to room but couldn't find anyone. Then Ricky Bobby noticed a light on in the bathroom with the door shut. Ricky tactfully walked up to the door and proceeded to kick the door in. To everyone's surprise, the person inside the bathroom was....
Jesse Styles, who was shaving his head!
Ricky Bobby: JESSE???
Jesse: RICKY BOBBY.... WHAT THE FUCK???
Ricky Bobby: *confused* Ya live in here?
Jesse: Uhhh... Yeah man....
Marvin: Not much longer if ya don't pay me my rent money, asshole!
Jesse then turned his rage toward the trailer park owner. I bet no one saw this coming. Had Jesse fallen on such hard times that he was now being forced to live in the same trailer park as Ricky Bobby? Or is this all just some big joke? Hopefully these questions will be answered VERY soon.............
(Ahem Jesse it's your turn)
Now Ricky Bobby has returned home to the Navaeh Trailer Park to rest and recuperate from his brutal matchup. This is where we find the trailer park wonder as he at the trailer park headquarters, trying to get caught up on his rent. Ricky Bobby is speaking with Marvin, the guy who runs the trailer park and collects rent money. Marvin has on coke bottle glasses, slick back hair and a cheap suite. He is smoking a giant cigar. Ricky Bobby is drinking Busch Light as usual. Nikki Juggs is nowhere to be found.
Marvin: Look here Ricky Bobby... you's always been a good tenant. Just pay what ya can and get me back later...
Ricky Bobby pulls out a wad of cash.
Ricky Bobby: Will these here money do, Marvin?
Marvin's eyes widen up as he sees the wad of cash. Ricky Bobby hands the money over to Marvin who accepts. Marvin notices all the bumps, bruises and cuts on Ricky.
Marvin: Say Ricky, ya still doin that wrasslin stuff?
Ricky Bobby: Ya bet yer sweet ass I am....
Marvin: Business must be real good these days.
Ricky Bobby: Welp we just started back up. Had muh first match in Texas last week. I faced Owl Anvy....
Marvin: He musta beaten ya up pretty good with all dem there bruises and stuff?
Ricky Bobby: I'd saw we whooped each others ass equally! I woulda beaten that sum-bitch had it not been for Johnny Stylez....
Marvin: Don't he live in this here trailer park too?
Ricky Bobby: Naw he don't live here. He lives in tha trailer park out there in Louisianner....
Marvin: I see. Ricky Bobby I got a question. Where tha hell where did ya get all this here money?
Marvin glances down at all the money Ricky Bobby paid for past rent.
Ricky Bobby: Muh baby Nikki.... She got her modelin career and everythang....
Marvin seems to be skeptical about Nikki's modeling career because he knows what she looks like.
Marvin: Uhh huh I see.... So how ya liking that there new double wide of yers?
Ricky Bobby: Tha Ricky don't know how we's survived before we got that there double wide. We got plenty o room in there.
Marvin: From what I can see you's got the nicest house in the trailer park now.
Ricky Bobby: When ya got a woman as fine as mine, Nikki Juggs, with her big fancy modeling contract.... than ya can afford big fancy double wides.
Marvin: Is that same feller still running the wrasslin?
Ricky Bobby: Yeh Jesse Styles... He's supposed to be Tha Ricky's tag team partner this week against Owl Anvy and Johnny Stylez on this week's show.
Marvin: When I use to watch tha show, I always thought he was kinda.... ya know.... an asshole.
Ricky Bobby: Ooohhh no, Jesse is no asshole... he always been good to Tha Ricky. Jesse pays Tha Ricky very well each week.
Marvin: Well Ricky Bobby, we sho is lucky to have ya here at Nevaeh. I hope ya stick around for awhile.
Ricky Bobby: Tha Ricky ain't goin no where Mr. Marvin. He gonna stay at Nevaeh Trailer Park for life!
Marvin: I wish some of these other assholes that live here at Nevaeh were as good of a tenant as you and Nikki are.
Ricky Bobby: Ohh yeh? Are ya havin problems with some of them there residents of Nevaeh?
Marvin: *sigh* Yeh, there's a few folks that are a couple months behind on tha rent money.... There's one asshole in particular who is three months behind.
Ricky Bobby: Who is that?
Marvin: Fuck if I know... Tha sum-bitch told me his name was John Smith. But I don't really believe that is his name.
icky Bobby: I tell ya what Mr. Marvin.... Ya always been good to Tha Ricky.... What say ya give Tha Ricky this John Smith's trailer number and Tha Ricky will head on down there and rough him on up. Let Tha Ricky whoop his ass and get yer money back for ya!
Marvin ponders the idea as Ricky Bobby chugs his Busch Light before crushing the empty can. In seemingly one motion, he tossed the empty can on the floor and pulls out another Busch Light from his cut-off jean shorts pocket. Ricky Bobby pops the top.
Marvin: I thank that's a good idea, Ricky Bobby. I tell ya just foller me on down here and lets teach this sum-bitch a lesson....
Marvin and Ricky Bobby exit the trailer park headquarters and begin walking through the trailer park.
They pass by trailer after trailer before reaching their destination.... Trailer #116, which happened to be a few doors down from Ricky Bobby's trailer. The two men stepped up to the door and Ricky Bobby began banging on it.
Ricky Bobby: Open up ya non payin' sum-bitch!
No one answered the door and Ricky began banging once more. Still no answer. Marvin then pulled out a giant key ring set and began searching through his keys until he found the one he was looking for.
Marvin: I got a master to key to all these trailers!
Marvin stuck the appropriate key in the door and opened it up. The two men entered the trailer and began searching for the shitty tenant. They went from room to room but couldn't find anyone. Then Ricky Bobby noticed a light on in the bathroom with the door shut. Ricky tactfully walked up to the door and proceeded to kick the door in. To everyone's surprise, the person inside the bathroom was....
Jesse Styles, who was shaving his head!
Ricky Bobby: JESSE???
Jesse: RICKY BOBBY.... WHAT THE FUCK???
Ricky Bobby: *confused* Ya live in here?
Jesse: Uhhh... Yeah man....
Marvin: Not much longer if ya don't pay me my rent money, asshole!
Jesse then turned his rage toward the trailer park owner. I bet no one saw this coming. Had Jesse fallen on such hard times that he was now being forced to live in the same trailer park as Ricky Bobby? Or is this all just some big joke? Hopefully these questions will be answered VERY soon.............
(Ahem Jesse it's your turn)