Post by Alan Envy on Feb 19, 2015 19:16:04 GMT -6
There is no better feeling that a sense of accomplishment. It is a feeling that Al Envy has experienced quite a few times. It just feels good. It feels like the weight of the world has been lifted off of your shoulders. A man goes out and does what he says. Al Envy told the world that he was going to destroy Ricky Cassels, and he did. Al Envy said he was going prove that he was the absolute best there is, and he did. He also said that Tension in Texas was his event, and every Tension in Texas that involves Al Envy would be unforgettable. And by God at the end of that Texas Death Match it was something that no one , especially Jesse Styles, would ever forget.
Did it shock everyone that Johnny Stylez actually showed up?? It didn’t Al Envy. You see Johnny shared the same opinions that Al had when it came to NEW. Johnny Stylez, a multi time NEW World Champion and one of the guys, along with Al Envy, that put a reputation into a company that once had some douche named Avalanche as their world champion. Then again we now have the tramp champ Blair Buchannan as the world champion. So what perfect timing for Al Envy and Johnny Stylez to once again come in and save NEW.
Yet Jesse Styles still believes in Ricky Cassels. He tried to be the hero and ran down to save his little redneck buddy, the man he thinks will bring NEW back to where it used to be. Jesse Styles actually believes that Ricky Cassels is in the same mold as a Roger Wright, or a Johnny Stylez, or even an Al Envy who has whipped his golden rednecks ass twice in a row leaving him down for a trip to the hospital. Its bad business Jesse. And if you keep backing the wrong guy…..NEW will once again close its doors.
So what do you do Jesse Styles?? You go ahead and send Ricky Cassels back into the woods to take on the wolves. You think that you will even out the odds for Ricky but you know that all you are doing is sending him in for his final countdown, and you are going to be along for that final run for Ricky Cassels. Al Envy is going to once again leave Ricky Cassels lying in the ring wondering what in the hell happened? Why does Jesse Styles continue to put me against a man so far superior to the man that I think I am. And after Ricky is once again taken out, myself and Johnny Stylez will purge New Edge Wrestling with the blood of its moronic owner, the man that makes bad business decisions, Jesse Styles.
However it is so easy to just beat a man half to death. Its much more sadistic to fuck with a man’s psyche. There really wasn’t nothing else for Al Envy to do to Jesse Styles. he bought two of his homes he lost to foreclosure, and also purchased Club Rain the place where he met the love of his life ol camel toe herself Scarlet. Al has already proven that he is the better man than Jesse. That Jesse could never really have what Al Envy has. No longer can Jesse get what he wants when he wants it. His money and power were gone, but Al Envy still had his.
And once again. Al was going to prove to Jesse Styles that what he wants, he gets. And it was going to be at the expense of Ricky Cassels.
Ever since Tension in Texas Al had been contemplating how once and for all break Ricky Cassels into submission. It was more than just kicking his ass. That was too fucking easy. He had waited long enough for Johnny Stylez to fucking call him and give Al his two cents but alas no contact from Johnny since they partied at the hotel in Houston. Al wasn’t going to waste anymore time. His final assault on Ricky Cassels was coming to a head.
What else could Al Envy do? He already destroyed his dignity at Tension in Texas, he took away the love of his life by having his girlfriend Nikki Juggs fucked by her cousin. There was nothing left for Ricky. Then Al Envy thought about the one thing he hasn’t touched yet.
His home.
A man’s heart is always home. It is where no matter what the outside world offers you hom is always the place that you can come back too. Home is your castle, its your domain, and its the place that offers a glimpse into who you really are.
And well since he lives in a fucking trailer park it just shows everyone what he truly is, a piece of shit trailer park trash sorry excuse to the human race.
Navaeh Trailer Park was Ricky Cassels’ world. Here he was the king, a God amongst the other rednecks on welfare that lived next to his double wide in the corner lot. That double wide and Ricky Cassels’ accomplishments were inspiring to all the toothless fucks that looked at him as their hero. It was their little community, their piece of heaven on Earth…….
And that is where you will find the Show Stealer, once again setting the trend in shitting on Ricky Cassels.
Navaeh Trailer Park was exactly what you pictured it to be. The area was covered in weeds and crab grass. Old tire were scattered in front of most of the trailers with rusted out bbq grill prominently displayed like a badge of honor. Every single home with the exception of one was just a single wide dump with most of them missing the curtains so everyone could see God knows what at night when the lights inside were Of course there was one exception...the huge double wide sitting in the corner, with the non rusted deluxe bbq grill and a nice set of Wal-Mart patio furniture proudly displayed
Al Envy exited his truck as another truck pulled up to the side. Out from the vehicle the beautiful Texas cowgirl Dixie Clement and walked over to her partner in crime Al Envy. She was dressed for business success too. Tight blue jeans, a nice dress shirt that was unbuttoned enough to give the world a little taste of her cleavage, a black pair of alligator boots. Her hair was wavy and long draping over her shoulders. It made Al wonder in disbelief as to why he hadn't boned this girl yet. Maybe it was because she was a Texas Longhorn which is a major hard on killer.
Dixie Clement: Well how do I look?
Dixie did a little spin and looked at Al for approval. He of course seemed distracted as he stared at the double wide in the distance. Dixie gave Al a weird look then smiled.
Dixie Clement: Of course I could shed this little outfit and we can get back in your truck and you fuck me till I pass out.
Proving that Al wasn’t paying attention to her he continued looking at the double wide. Suddenly he snapped out of his trance.
Al Envy: Oh hey. Man you look sexy as hell. Thats exactly what we need. What did you find out at the bank??
Earlier in the day Dixie went to the very bank that financed the trailer park a few years ago. Using her special talent Dixie received some information that conveniently made what Al had planned even easier.
Dixie Clement: The place is taking a dump financially. Half these inbreds owe rent, and the owner is looking to get rid of the property. Hell the only reason its still around is because of Ricky being generous.
So this really was a place of solitude to him. A weird piece of heaven to the Ricky.
Al Envy: Excellent…..go do your thang baby cakes.
Al teasingly smacked Dixie on her tight ass as she playfully slappe the shit out of Al for doing so. Al stood by and after about an hour Dixie came out with paperwork in hand. Her hair was a little tussled. She walked up to Al and handed him what she had in her hand.
The deed to Navaeh Trailer Park.
Dixie Clement: All we need to do now is go back to the bank and have it notarized. Then Mr. Envy. You will be the owner of the finest trailer park in Tennessee.
Al Envy smiled. He looked down at the paperwork then back at the double wide in the corner of the park. He had finally done it. The last thing he needed to take away from Ricky Cassels was almost complete.
Al Envy had just taken away his soul…….
Al Envy: How much persuasion did you need to hand out to get him to sign??
Dixie Clement smiled and wrapped her arms around Al’s neck.
Dixie Clement: None at all. I flashed mah boobs and he signed immediately. He seemed like he wanted to get rid of the place anyways. Besides all the tenants are behind on their rent
Al leaned in for a kiss but Dixie playfully backed away and got in her truck. Al stood there with the hard on so hard to conceal as he got in his truck. He looked down at his phone and saw the directions to the bank to finalize his newest acquisition
He looked up his contacts and found Johnny Stylez number. He pressed the button and what a shock it went to voicemail….
Al Envy: Pick your fucking phone up man. I need you to get your ass to Tennessee. I have some people that I need off of some land I bought. It seems like you can have a lot of fun persuading them to leave if you know what I mean
Navaeh Trailer Park was Al Envy’s locked stock and barrel. Now it was time to take out the trailer trash once and for all.
(TBC by Johnny Stylez)
Did it shock everyone that Johnny Stylez actually showed up?? It didn’t Al Envy. You see Johnny shared the same opinions that Al had when it came to NEW. Johnny Stylez, a multi time NEW World Champion and one of the guys, along with Al Envy, that put a reputation into a company that once had some douche named Avalanche as their world champion. Then again we now have the tramp champ Blair Buchannan as the world champion. So what perfect timing for Al Envy and Johnny Stylez to once again come in and save NEW.
Yet Jesse Styles still believes in Ricky Cassels. He tried to be the hero and ran down to save his little redneck buddy, the man he thinks will bring NEW back to where it used to be. Jesse Styles actually believes that Ricky Cassels is in the same mold as a Roger Wright, or a Johnny Stylez, or even an Al Envy who has whipped his golden rednecks ass twice in a row leaving him down for a trip to the hospital. Its bad business Jesse. And if you keep backing the wrong guy…..NEW will once again close its doors.
So what do you do Jesse Styles?? You go ahead and send Ricky Cassels back into the woods to take on the wolves. You think that you will even out the odds for Ricky but you know that all you are doing is sending him in for his final countdown, and you are going to be along for that final run for Ricky Cassels. Al Envy is going to once again leave Ricky Cassels lying in the ring wondering what in the hell happened? Why does Jesse Styles continue to put me against a man so far superior to the man that I think I am. And after Ricky is once again taken out, myself and Johnny Stylez will purge New Edge Wrestling with the blood of its moronic owner, the man that makes bad business decisions, Jesse Styles.
However it is so easy to just beat a man half to death. Its much more sadistic to fuck with a man’s psyche. There really wasn’t nothing else for Al Envy to do to Jesse Styles. he bought two of his homes he lost to foreclosure, and also purchased Club Rain the place where he met the love of his life ol camel toe herself Scarlet. Al has already proven that he is the better man than Jesse. That Jesse could never really have what Al Envy has. No longer can Jesse get what he wants when he wants it. His money and power were gone, but Al Envy still had his.
And once again. Al was going to prove to Jesse Styles that what he wants, he gets. And it was going to be at the expense of Ricky Cassels.
Ever since Tension in Texas Al had been contemplating how once and for all break Ricky Cassels into submission. It was more than just kicking his ass. That was too fucking easy. He had waited long enough for Johnny Stylez to fucking call him and give Al his two cents but alas no contact from Johnny since they partied at the hotel in Houston. Al wasn’t going to waste anymore time. His final assault on Ricky Cassels was coming to a head.
What else could Al Envy do? He already destroyed his dignity at Tension in Texas, he took away the love of his life by having his girlfriend Nikki Juggs fucked by her cousin. There was nothing left for Ricky. Then Al Envy thought about the one thing he hasn’t touched yet.
His home.
A man’s heart is always home. It is where no matter what the outside world offers you hom is always the place that you can come back too. Home is your castle, its your domain, and its the place that offers a glimpse into who you really are.
And well since he lives in a fucking trailer park it just shows everyone what he truly is, a piece of shit trailer park trash sorry excuse to the human race.
Navaeh Trailer Park was Ricky Cassels’ world. Here he was the king, a God amongst the other rednecks on welfare that lived next to his double wide in the corner lot. That double wide and Ricky Cassels’ accomplishments were inspiring to all the toothless fucks that looked at him as their hero. It was their little community, their piece of heaven on Earth…….
And that is where you will find the Show Stealer, once again setting the trend in shitting on Ricky Cassels.
Navaeh Trailer Park was exactly what you pictured it to be. The area was covered in weeds and crab grass. Old tire were scattered in front of most of the trailers with rusted out bbq grill prominently displayed like a badge of honor. Every single home with the exception of one was just a single wide dump with most of them missing the curtains so everyone could see God knows what at night when the lights inside were Of course there was one exception...the huge double wide sitting in the corner, with the non rusted deluxe bbq grill and a nice set of Wal-Mart patio furniture proudly displayed
Al Envy exited his truck as another truck pulled up to the side. Out from the vehicle the beautiful Texas cowgirl Dixie Clement and walked over to her partner in crime Al Envy. She was dressed for business success too. Tight blue jeans, a nice dress shirt that was unbuttoned enough to give the world a little taste of her cleavage, a black pair of alligator boots. Her hair was wavy and long draping over her shoulders. It made Al wonder in disbelief as to why he hadn't boned this girl yet. Maybe it was because she was a Texas Longhorn which is a major hard on killer.
Dixie Clement: Well how do I look?
Dixie did a little spin and looked at Al for approval. He of course seemed distracted as he stared at the double wide in the distance. Dixie gave Al a weird look then smiled.
Dixie Clement: Of course I could shed this little outfit and we can get back in your truck and you fuck me till I pass out.
Proving that Al wasn’t paying attention to her he continued looking at the double wide. Suddenly he snapped out of his trance.
Al Envy: Oh hey. Man you look sexy as hell. Thats exactly what we need. What did you find out at the bank??
Earlier in the day Dixie went to the very bank that financed the trailer park a few years ago. Using her special talent Dixie received some information that conveniently made what Al had planned even easier.
Dixie Clement: The place is taking a dump financially. Half these inbreds owe rent, and the owner is looking to get rid of the property. Hell the only reason its still around is because of Ricky being generous.
So this really was a place of solitude to him. A weird piece of heaven to the Ricky.
Al Envy: Excellent…..go do your thang baby cakes.
Al teasingly smacked Dixie on her tight ass as she playfully slappe the shit out of Al for doing so. Al stood by and after about an hour Dixie came out with paperwork in hand. Her hair was a little tussled. She walked up to Al and handed him what she had in her hand.
The deed to Navaeh Trailer Park.
Dixie Clement: All we need to do now is go back to the bank and have it notarized. Then Mr. Envy. You will be the owner of the finest trailer park in Tennessee.
Al Envy smiled. He looked down at the paperwork then back at the double wide in the corner of the park. He had finally done it. The last thing he needed to take away from Ricky Cassels was almost complete.
Al Envy had just taken away his soul…….
Al Envy: How much persuasion did you need to hand out to get him to sign??
Dixie Clement smiled and wrapped her arms around Al’s neck.
Dixie Clement: None at all. I flashed mah boobs and he signed immediately. He seemed like he wanted to get rid of the place anyways. Besides all the tenants are behind on their rent
Al leaned in for a kiss but Dixie playfully backed away and got in her truck. Al stood there with the hard on so hard to conceal as he got in his truck. He looked down at his phone and saw the directions to the bank to finalize his newest acquisition
He looked up his contacts and found Johnny Stylez number. He pressed the button and what a shock it went to voicemail….
Al Envy: Pick your fucking phone up man. I need you to get your ass to Tennessee. I have some people that I need off of some land I bought. It seems like you can have a lot of fun persuading them to leave if you know what I mean
Navaeh Trailer Park was Al Envy’s locked stock and barrel. Now it was time to take out the trailer trash once and for all.
(TBC by Johnny Stylez)