Post by Jesse Styles on Feb 22, 2015 20:09:58 GMT -6
Was it true? Could it possibly be true? Was Jesse Styles really living in a damned trailer park the same trailer park that Ricky Cassels lives in? This was the big question as Ricky and the Trailer park manager Marvin stood inside Jesse's little living room of the trailer that it seemed he was renting or well behind on rent. Jesse had just finished shaving his head getting it all shiny like so when mother fuckers saw him they would see him coming for damned sure. Wouldn't be no missing Jesse when he walked out to the ring at the special edition of Ignite 200 where Jesse would team with one of his best friends Ricky Cassels or as some prefer Ricky Bobby. Anyways they would team against two men who had violently assaulted Ricky at Tension in Texas until Jesse came out with a chair to make the save. These two men where men Jesse had a very long history with. Al Envy and Jesse's damned cousin Johnny Stylez.... Yes, folks it seemed the burn out Johnny Stylez was back and teamed with Al Envy once again these two where ultimate pains in the life of Jesse for years off and on. Now the burn out and the ego inflated asshole would step into the ring with two men who would finally serve them the beat down they so rightfully deserved and those two men where Ricky and Jesse.
Marvin: You boy had best pay up right this minute or I will evict your bald headed ass boy!
Ricky: Uh....Oh....
Jesse Styles: You're going to do what to my bald headed ass? Please by all means repeat that.
Ricky: Now boys the Ricky thinks we all just needs to calm down a little here.
Marvin: I SAID YOU BALD HEADED SON OF A.......
Jesse was not about to take shit from some idiot landlord of some stinking two bit trailer park for that would be like taking shit from Al Envy and Johnny Stylez combined no thank you. So Jesse grabbed the a hold of Marvin by his shirt and punched him directly in his face multiple times. Ricky took a drink of his bush light as Marvin fell to the ground moaning and groaning in pain. Ricky then looked down at Marvin then up at Jesse shaking his head and took yet another chug of his Bush Light. It was obvious Ricky didn't know what to say at this moment in time for he had plenty of questions roaming in his brain but his bush light was just quite shiny to him and he just kept taking drinks instead of asking questions. Jesse lit up a cigarette then grabbed a towel out of his little bathroom wiping off his head to make sure it was dry after he had shaved it then tossed the towel onto the floor and sat into this cheap ass recliner chair he had. He took a long puff of the cigarette exhaling into the air while Ricky finished off his Bush Light then tossed it onto the floor next to Marvin shrugging his shoulders and pulling another beer out from his back pocket popping it open.
Ricky: So uh Jesse I got me a few questions there for you....
Jesse Styles: So uh then ask those said questions Ricky.
Ricky: Why do you gotta mock the Ricky?
Jesse Styles: I would never mock Ricky Bobby come on man.
Ricky: Okay.....So this Ignite 200 a big occasion right?
Jesse Styles: Very big.
Ricky: We got us a match against dem sons a bitches Johnny Stylez and um....
Jesse Styles: Al Envy?
Ricky: Yes that there small dick son of a bitch!
Jesse Styles: Why mention his dick size?
Ricky: Oh come on now don't act all high a mighty Ricky got the pictures and he bets you did too.
Jesse Styles: Pictures involving Al Envy's penis no can't say as I have and if they had come in my possession I damned sure wouldn't of looked at them like ever.
Ricky: Oh well gah damn just forget I even said anything about Envy's penis.
Jesse nodded his head and then thought to him self yep Ricky had forgotten the question involving why Jesse was living in the same trailer park as him and what the deal was exactly. Jesse waited for those questions to come out of Ricky's mouth he figured why even bother leading the horse to water just let him find his way there. Meanwhile Jesse thought about how his lame cousin had returned suddenly out of the blue to help Al Envy retain his TA title and defeat Ricky Cassels. Of course this more then likely meant some big stable in mind soon coming from Johnny Stylez and Al Envy some fucking stable that will be about how they are here to restore dignity to New Edge or some bullshit like that. I mean honestly can you say over done? But, those words don't even come to the small minds of Johnny or Al no they just want to run the same stick over and over instead of evolving which is why they are both such lame men. I mean lets be honest Al can wrestle no question but his personality sucks and as for Johnny well he hasn't shown he can wrestle in over two years and it's doubtful that at Ignite 200 he will show much skills for the truth is Jesse knows something that Johnny just wont admit and that is the fact that Johnny doesn't have it anymore. The fire no longer burns inside him for this business bottom line. As for Al well the fire might still burn inside him but he's still getting his god damned ass kicked on Ignite.
Ricky: Hot damn the Ricky just remembered something!
Jesse Styles: And, that is?
Ricky: You sir be living in my trailer park why that be? I mean is this some kind of joke you be pulling on the Ricky?
Jesse Styles: No, it's no joke Ricky.
Ricky: Well then by god tell me son what in the same hell is going on?
Jesse Styles: Uh..I am currently broke as dirt Ricky thanks to the NEW shutdown for five months while I was fighting the final battle with the FBI in court not to mention the little damned law suit from a few certain wrestlers that to this point remained nameless.
Ricky: A law suit?
Jesse Styles: Yes Ricky that's why you got five months of back pay and so did every other wrestler, manager, commentary people, office people, marketing people, public relations people, and hell even the NEW janitors got fucking paid. It was bad enough I was taking out loans to pay these fucking high priced lawyers for over five months to get rid of the FBI problem but then this law suit went down and that took my personal bank account to zero. Shit for five months there was no income coming in and millions upon millions going out. I am still paying on those fucking loans that's where most of my damned money is going. What little money I am making with NEW back open is now going back into the almost bankrupt New Edge or to my wife and kids.
Ricky: Wait....Wait just a damned minute Ricky never got no five months worth of back pay.
Jesse Styles: You sure you didn't just lose it?
Ricky: The Ricky never loses money for I am very good at finding money.
Jesse Styles: Right well don't know what to tell you then.
Ricky: Well if you are here then where be the wife and kids?
Jesse Styles: Scarlet and the kids are in Italy for a little bit longer staying with her family.
Ricky: Italy you say hot damn I have never been.
With that silence filled the room as Ricky seemed to go off into a deep thought and yes that is possible shocking I know but anyways as he was in his deep thought possibly envisioning him self and that fat woman of his Nikki Juggs it Italy. Jesse put his cigarette out pulled out his company phone and saw a text message from his NEW intern team of assistants yes interns... He couldn't afford actual assistants right now I mean come on. Anyways the text message read that Johnny Stylez had requested the match be some kind of I quit or specialty shovel match this caused Jesse to roll his eyes thinking how predictable and sad Johnny was. He then responded simply by texting back No it remains a tag match and tell that bitch to go smoke another joint it'll just keep him smart.... Obviously that last part of the text was Jesse being a smart ass but most than likely not his interns or Johnny would take it that way. Ricky was now roaming around Jesse's small trailer even opening the fridge to see well pretty much nothing except some power bars and bottled waters. Ricky shook his head at this then closed the fridge.
Ricky: Boss you think living off stuff like that will keep you ready for our tag match?
Jesse Styles: Ricky back in the day before I made all my money I lived off of stuff just like that and became an international superstar in the wrestling business so I think I'll be just fine for the tag match.
Ricky: Well okay but I still insist that you come over to mah double wide and eat some super with me and Nikki yah know some real food in your belly because I want to win this damned match. Not only do I want to by god win it the Ricky wants to dominate it by beating the hell out of those two sons of a bitches Al Envy and Johnny Stylez.
Jesse Styles: I guess I can come over for super but uh that Nikki Juggs needs to not be her mouthy ass self and wait did you just say double wide?
Ricky: Sure as heak did me and her living it up like kings and queens Jesse.
Jesse Styles: But, I thought you said you didn't get your five months back pay?
Ricky: I sure as hell didn't but you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
He was right Jesse wasn't going to believe it but Ricky would go on and tell him all about how he thought Nikki Juggs was now a famous model and how that was the reason they where living so much better off now. Jesse would just kind of smile and nod even though he new now Nikki Juggs was playing poor Ricky for a damned fool. The two of them would head out of Jesse's temporary trailer and begin walking down the street towards Ricky's new double wide to eat some super and Ricky would just continue to blabber on about Nikki and questions involving the law suit began to enter Jesse's mind due to all of this. But, he would try his best to put those questions out of his mind come match time because they had two bitches to defeat and defeat them they would.
Marvin: You boy had best pay up right this minute or I will evict your bald headed ass boy!
Ricky: Uh....Oh....
Jesse Styles: You're going to do what to my bald headed ass? Please by all means repeat that.
Ricky: Now boys the Ricky thinks we all just needs to calm down a little here.
Marvin: I SAID YOU BALD HEADED SON OF A.......
Jesse was not about to take shit from some idiot landlord of some stinking two bit trailer park for that would be like taking shit from Al Envy and Johnny Stylez combined no thank you. So Jesse grabbed the a hold of Marvin by his shirt and punched him directly in his face multiple times. Ricky took a drink of his bush light as Marvin fell to the ground moaning and groaning in pain. Ricky then looked down at Marvin then up at Jesse shaking his head and took yet another chug of his Bush Light. It was obvious Ricky didn't know what to say at this moment in time for he had plenty of questions roaming in his brain but his bush light was just quite shiny to him and he just kept taking drinks instead of asking questions. Jesse lit up a cigarette then grabbed a towel out of his little bathroom wiping off his head to make sure it was dry after he had shaved it then tossed the towel onto the floor and sat into this cheap ass recliner chair he had. He took a long puff of the cigarette exhaling into the air while Ricky finished off his Bush Light then tossed it onto the floor next to Marvin shrugging his shoulders and pulling another beer out from his back pocket popping it open.
Ricky: So uh Jesse I got me a few questions there for you....
Jesse Styles: So uh then ask those said questions Ricky.
Ricky: Why do you gotta mock the Ricky?
Jesse Styles: I would never mock Ricky Bobby come on man.
Ricky: Okay.....So this Ignite 200 a big occasion right?
Jesse Styles: Very big.
Ricky: We got us a match against dem sons a bitches Johnny Stylez and um....
Jesse Styles: Al Envy?
Ricky: Yes that there small dick son of a bitch!
Jesse Styles: Why mention his dick size?
Ricky: Oh come on now don't act all high a mighty Ricky got the pictures and he bets you did too.
Jesse Styles: Pictures involving Al Envy's penis no can't say as I have and if they had come in my possession I damned sure wouldn't of looked at them like ever.
Ricky: Oh well gah damn just forget I even said anything about Envy's penis.
Jesse nodded his head and then thought to him self yep Ricky had forgotten the question involving why Jesse was living in the same trailer park as him and what the deal was exactly. Jesse waited for those questions to come out of Ricky's mouth he figured why even bother leading the horse to water just let him find his way there. Meanwhile Jesse thought about how his lame cousin had returned suddenly out of the blue to help Al Envy retain his TA title and defeat Ricky Cassels. Of course this more then likely meant some big stable in mind soon coming from Johnny Stylez and Al Envy some fucking stable that will be about how they are here to restore dignity to New Edge or some bullshit like that. I mean honestly can you say over done? But, those words don't even come to the small minds of Johnny or Al no they just want to run the same stick over and over instead of evolving which is why they are both such lame men. I mean lets be honest Al can wrestle no question but his personality sucks and as for Johnny well he hasn't shown he can wrestle in over two years and it's doubtful that at Ignite 200 he will show much skills for the truth is Jesse knows something that Johnny just wont admit and that is the fact that Johnny doesn't have it anymore. The fire no longer burns inside him for this business bottom line. As for Al well the fire might still burn inside him but he's still getting his god damned ass kicked on Ignite.
Ricky: Hot damn the Ricky just remembered something!
Jesse Styles: And, that is?
Ricky: You sir be living in my trailer park why that be? I mean is this some kind of joke you be pulling on the Ricky?
Jesse Styles: No, it's no joke Ricky.
Ricky: Well then by god tell me son what in the same hell is going on?
Jesse Styles: Uh..I am currently broke as dirt Ricky thanks to the NEW shutdown for five months while I was fighting the final battle with the FBI in court not to mention the little damned law suit from a few certain wrestlers that to this point remained nameless.
Ricky: A law suit?
Jesse Styles: Yes Ricky that's why you got five months of back pay and so did every other wrestler, manager, commentary people, office people, marketing people, public relations people, and hell even the NEW janitors got fucking paid. It was bad enough I was taking out loans to pay these fucking high priced lawyers for over five months to get rid of the FBI problem but then this law suit went down and that took my personal bank account to zero. Shit for five months there was no income coming in and millions upon millions going out. I am still paying on those fucking loans that's where most of my damned money is going. What little money I am making with NEW back open is now going back into the almost bankrupt New Edge or to my wife and kids.
Ricky: Wait....Wait just a damned minute Ricky never got no five months worth of back pay.
Jesse Styles: You sure you didn't just lose it?
Ricky: The Ricky never loses money for I am very good at finding money.
Jesse Styles: Right well don't know what to tell you then.
Ricky: Well if you are here then where be the wife and kids?
Jesse Styles: Scarlet and the kids are in Italy for a little bit longer staying with her family.
Ricky: Italy you say hot damn I have never been.
With that silence filled the room as Ricky seemed to go off into a deep thought and yes that is possible shocking I know but anyways as he was in his deep thought possibly envisioning him self and that fat woman of his Nikki Juggs it Italy. Jesse put his cigarette out pulled out his company phone and saw a text message from his NEW intern team of assistants yes interns... He couldn't afford actual assistants right now I mean come on. Anyways the text message read that Johnny Stylez had requested the match be some kind of I quit or specialty shovel match this caused Jesse to roll his eyes thinking how predictable and sad Johnny was. He then responded simply by texting back No it remains a tag match and tell that bitch to go smoke another joint it'll just keep him smart.... Obviously that last part of the text was Jesse being a smart ass but most than likely not his interns or Johnny would take it that way. Ricky was now roaming around Jesse's small trailer even opening the fridge to see well pretty much nothing except some power bars and bottled waters. Ricky shook his head at this then closed the fridge.
Ricky: Boss you think living off stuff like that will keep you ready for our tag match?
Jesse Styles: Ricky back in the day before I made all my money I lived off of stuff just like that and became an international superstar in the wrestling business so I think I'll be just fine for the tag match.
Ricky: Well okay but I still insist that you come over to mah double wide and eat some super with me and Nikki yah know some real food in your belly because I want to win this damned match. Not only do I want to by god win it the Ricky wants to dominate it by beating the hell out of those two sons of a bitches Al Envy and Johnny Stylez.
Jesse Styles: I guess I can come over for super but uh that Nikki Juggs needs to not be her mouthy ass self and wait did you just say double wide?
Ricky: Sure as heak did me and her living it up like kings and queens Jesse.
Jesse Styles: But, I thought you said you didn't get your five months back pay?
Ricky: I sure as hell didn't but you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
He was right Jesse wasn't going to believe it but Ricky would go on and tell him all about how he thought Nikki Juggs was now a famous model and how that was the reason they where living so much better off now. Jesse would just kind of smile and nod even though he new now Nikki Juggs was playing poor Ricky for a damned fool. The two of them would head out of Jesse's temporary trailer and begin walking down the street towards Ricky's new double wide to eat some super and Ricky would just continue to blabber on about Nikki and questions involving the law suit began to enter Jesse's mind due to all of this. But, he would try his best to put those questions out of his mind come match time because they had two bitches to defeat and defeat them they would.