Post by Ricky Cassels on Mar 5, 2015 23:37:03 GMT -6
Nearly two years ago, a gentleman by the name of Ricky Cassels made his official New Edge Wrestling. He quickly put himself on the radar of interest with his foul mouth and lewd actions. But he had his share of his critics who claimed Cassels would "lose his first match then leave" and "never amount to anything". He started out as part of a tag team that was quickly disbanded when it became obvious that Cassels was the more talented of the team. Cassels could have easily fallen into the sess pool of mediocrity but something kept him from doing so.....
Ricky wasn't aware at the time, but someone was taking note of his loyalty and dedication. As Ricky began to slowly climb up the NEW ladder, he caught his first break whenever NEW Owner Jesse Styles recommended Ricky permanently change his name to Ricky Bobby. Ricky was reluctant at first, but eventually came around and went along with his new nickname. Many NEW historians argue this was the official turning point in Cassels' career.
Ricky Bobby went on a winning spree which led to Jesse Styles inviting him to join the Styles Mafia. At the time, the Styles Mafia was engaged in a heavily contested feud with a group known as the Phoenix. Ricky proved to be pivotal as assisted in the destruction of the Phoenix and did so from within by pretending to join only to later reveal he was Styles Mafia all along. He would spend the next year in the Styles Mafia battling along side Jesse Styles, Seth Iser and Nocturnal.
But as time ticks on, things begin to change. Many of NEW's elite superstars began to leave one by one. Other wrestling promotions were throwing around big money and the talent was dropping like flies. And those wrestling promotions came knocking on Ricky Bobby's trailer door too because they knew the talent Ricky possessed in the ring. But Ricky Bobby turned those places down because of his loyalty to New Edge Wrestling and more specifically.... Jesse Styles.
By now, NEW had only a handful of talents left and Jesse began scrambling to save his baby chid NEW. He is no dummy by any means. Jesse was hearing the reactions Ricky Bobby was receiving at the shows. He knew that if he were to save NEW, he would have to make Ricky Bobby the focal point of New Edge Wrestling. And instantly he granted Ricky Bobby a Trans-Atlantic title shot in which Ricky was successful in bringing home the gold to the Styles Mafia. Ricky had hit his stride but a short time later NEW folded for the first time due to the F.B.I. shutting it down. Ricky Bobby went back home to the Nevaeh Trailer Park in Alabama. He would hang out there for the next seven months until he received a phone call.
It was Jesse Styles on the other line. Ricky was the first phone call Jesse made and he informed that NEW had gotten out of legal trouble and was coming back on the air for one more run. Ricky could have went elsewhere and worked during those seven months, but again he remained loyal to NEW and Jesse Styles. And Ricky Bobby gladly accepted Jesse's invitation to rejoin NEW. By this time, nearly everyone had jumped off the sinking ship. The FBI was still all over Jesse and he tried to hold things together but couldn't manage. He was forced to shut down NEW and even worse, he was forced the pay all salaries to NEW employees during the shutdown.
Once again Ricky Bobby was forced out action, at the height of his career mind you. Several more months passed before Ricky once again received that same phone call he had received so many times before. It was Jesse Styles and he wanted Ricky Bobby to come back for the return of once again. Except this time was different for Ricky. He never took any of Jesse's calls because he had been let down so many times before with the closure of the only wrestling promotion he has ever known. Jessee was persistent as he continued to call Ricky day after day, but Ricky had his mind up. It was time to move on with his life. Things were starting to get serious with his girlfriend Nikki Juggs and he was thinking about settling down and starting a family.
But then Jesse Styles made a personal visit to Ricky's trailer. And during that visit, Ricky had his mind made up that his was through with NEW even though Jesse pleaded and begged for him return. Ricky was ready to send Jesse on his way back to Chicago empty handed, but as Jesse was about to get into his Oldsmobile, Ricky Bobby's emotions began running rapid. He had never wanted to leave NEW in the first place, but was forced out due to the closures. As Ricky looked his former boss in the eye on that faithful day, he knew what he had to do. He must return to NEW for one final run. He had to do it because of all the blood, sweat and tears he'd shed with Jesse along his ride through NEW. Ricky Bobby was just too damn loyal to stay away from NEW. And most importantly, you cannot have New Edge Wrestling without the Trailer Park Wonder Ricky Bobby!
Now lets fast forward to last week on Ignite. The chips were beginning to fall exactly in place. Ricky Bobby was teaming up with his best friend Jesse Styles to take on Al Envy and LA Johnny Stylez. The match was in hand as Stylez had failed to show leaving Al in a handicap match against Ricky and Jesse. And just like the millions of times before when they had team up, they were working together like a well oil machine and really taking it to the NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion. But then something happened that no one could see coming. Ricky was about to get the win over Al to regain the NEW TA Title when suddenly he found himself the victim of....
The
Hype
Kick!
Ricky Bobby: How could he do dis to meh, baby? We was like brothas....
A visibly upset Ricky Bobby is baling his eyes as he lays hunched over a hospital bed. In the hospital bed, we can see the figure of a large female with huge knockers. The females entire face is wrapped up with bandage like a mummy. The female tries to speak but his inaudible.
Female: Blah blah blah!
Ricky Bobby: *still crying* He stabbed the knife rite into muh back, baby!
Female; Blah blah blah!
Ricky Bobby: What was that baby, I can't hear ya?
Female: *louder* BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Ricky Bobby: Hang on baby, I can't hear ya! I'm just gonna peel some of this here tape back.
Ricky Bobby reaches over and rips a long piece of tape from the females face, removing a strand of the bandage. Now we can see the female is none other than The Trailer Park Queen Nikki Juggs! And her face is swollen as fuck from the reconstructive surgery she just had.
Nikki Juggs: Ow Gaw Dammit!!! I said gimme a got damn cigarette and quit bein such a pussy!
Ricky Bobby: Oh ok....
Ricky Bobby reaches into his cutoff jean shorts and pulls out a pack of Pal Mall's. He lights one up and has to stick the cigarette in Nikki's mouth for her. She puffs away and smokes the cigarette within a minute. Nikki lets out a sigh of relief after puffing on her cig.
Nikki Juggs: Got damn that sum-bitch knowed it was good!
Ricky Bobby: Don't thank Tha Ricky's is gonna let em get away with this here shit!
Nikki Juggs: Those muther fuckers done put my modeling career in jeopardy, baby!
Ricky Bobby: Ya ain't tellin me anything I don't already know, beautiful. And to thank Jesse has been like a brotha to me over these here last two years! He just throwed it all down the drain when he hit me with that there fancy Hype Kick of his.
Nikki Juggs: He ruined my beautiful face!
Ricky Bobby: Ya did have the most beautifulest face I ever saw baby...
Nikki Juggs: DID?!?!?!
Ricky Bobby: Uhhh I meant ya still do have the most beautifulest face I ever seen! And baby, the way I see it.. me and you can sit here in this damn hospital room and have ourselves a pity party or....
Ricky takes a pull of his Busch light.
Ricky Bobby: Or we can get tha hell outta here and get to Ignite.
Nikki Juggs: Baby, there ain't no way Tha Nikki gonna go out in public I look like a got damn mummy for fakes sake!
Ricky Bobby: Did ya hear the way that crowd chanted for us on Ignite? I think we's heros to them folks out in the crowd now baby. Which means we gotta keep our cussin down.
Nikki Juggs: I ain't even said no mother fuckin shittin ass cuss words all got damn day long, baby!
Ricky Bobby: I know baby but we got to be mindful. There's little kids lookin up to us now.
Nikki Juggs: I hate kids!
Ricky Bobby: But baby I thought ya loved kids? I thought we was gonna have a bunch of lil bity Ricky Bobby's one day and stuff....
Nikki Juggs: Ya probably wouldn't even stick yer wiener in Tha Nikki with these here fucked up face!
Ricky Bobby: Oh baby I'd totally do tha shit outta ya rite now but we need to keep our attention focused on gettin ya healthy or Ignite. I got myself a big match up this week and I gotta have muh woman by my side when I strut my was down to that there ring.
Nikki Juggs: Ya don't need me this week...
Ricky Bobby: You's the only person I trust to watch muh back these days! I mean I practically put my life into the hands of Jesse who I thought was muh friend. And what does he do? He Hype Kick's Tha Ricky's teeth out!
Nikki Juggs: Never mind yer gaw damn teeth what about my face!!!!
Ricky Bobby: Don't ya worry baby, Tha Ricky is gonna get his revenge on Jesse but first I gotta take care of this here Impact fella.
Nikki Juggs: Who???
Ricky Bobby: Aw-stin Impact. He wont some kind of match at TIT.... something about the Eiffel tower or something? I believe he gonna get a shot at the NEW World Title in only his second NEW match. He must be a big deal.
Nikki Juggs: Ya remember that time ya and Jorge gave me an Eiffel tower?
Ricky Bobby: *blushing* Of course I dod baby, but remember we can't be talking bout these thangs in public no more. We good guys now. Only in private baby...
Ricky Bobby grins as he seductively begins to rub Nikki's thighs. She quickly swats his hand away.
Nikki Juggs: Do I like I'm in any mood to fuck, ya dumb ass sum-bitch?
Ricky Bobby: Of course not baby. But when ya get outta that there mummy wrap it's gonna be on like donkey kong. Well ya get some rest baby. Tha Ricky's gonna head on back over to tha trailer park. But i'll call ya in tha morning to see how you're feelin. And I luv ya baby!
Ricky Bobby gives his woman a kiss on the cheek before leaving the hospital. He had a lot running through his mind. He may never get over the betrayal he sustained at the hands of Jesse Styles. And of all fucking people, he ditched Ricky to join the likes of Al Envy.... Just what the fuck was going on!?
Ricky Bobby knew he was going to have to look over his shoulder at all times for Jesse and Al, but he could not look past his match this week against Austin Impact. Impact is everything Ricky Bobby once was. A young, fierce upcoming talent who is just looking for the opportunity to prove himself. Ricky Bobby climbed up into his big rig and looked over in the empty passenger seat where Jesse had ridden shotgun so many times before. Ricky's life was taking a drastic change and he did not know how he would be able to cope with the changes.
Ricky wasn't aware at the time, but someone was taking note of his loyalty and dedication. As Ricky began to slowly climb up the NEW ladder, he caught his first break whenever NEW Owner Jesse Styles recommended Ricky permanently change his name to Ricky Bobby. Ricky was reluctant at first, but eventually came around and went along with his new nickname. Many NEW historians argue this was the official turning point in Cassels' career.
Ricky Bobby went on a winning spree which led to Jesse Styles inviting him to join the Styles Mafia. At the time, the Styles Mafia was engaged in a heavily contested feud with a group known as the Phoenix. Ricky proved to be pivotal as assisted in the destruction of the Phoenix and did so from within by pretending to join only to later reveal he was Styles Mafia all along. He would spend the next year in the Styles Mafia battling along side Jesse Styles, Seth Iser and Nocturnal.
But as time ticks on, things begin to change. Many of NEW's elite superstars began to leave one by one. Other wrestling promotions were throwing around big money and the talent was dropping like flies. And those wrestling promotions came knocking on Ricky Bobby's trailer door too because they knew the talent Ricky possessed in the ring. But Ricky Bobby turned those places down because of his loyalty to New Edge Wrestling and more specifically.... Jesse Styles.
By now, NEW had only a handful of talents left and Jesse began scrambling to save his baby chid NEW. He is no dummy by any means. Jesse was hearing the reactions Ricky Bobby was receiving at the shows. He knew that if he were to save NEW, he would have to make Ricky Bobby the focal point of New Edge Wrestling. And instantly he granted Ricky Bobby a Trans-Atlantic title shot in which Ricky was successful in bringing home the gold to the Styles Mafia. Ricky had hit his stride but a short time later NEW folded for the first time due to the F.B.I. shutting it down. Ricky Bobby went back home to the Nevaeh Trailer Park in Alabama. He would hang out there for the next seven months until he received a phone call.
It was Jesse Styles on the other line. Ricky was the first phone call Jesse made and he informed that NEW had gotten out of legal trouble and was coming back on the air for one more run. Ricky could have went elsewhere and worked during those seven months, but again he remained loyal to NEW and Jesse Styles. And Ricky Bobby gladly accepted Jesse's invitation to rejoin NEW. By this time, nearly everyone had jumped off the sinking ship. The FBI was still all over Jesse and he tried to hold things together but couldn't manage. He was forced to shut down NEW and even worse, he was forced the pay all salaries to NEW employees during the shutdown.
Once again Ricky Bobby was forced out action, at the height of his career mind you. Several more months passed before Ricky once again received that same phone call he had received so many times before. It was Jesse Styles and he wanted Ricky Bobby to come back for the return of once again. Except this time was different for Ricky. He never took any of Jesse's calls because he had been let down so many times before with the closure of the only wrestling promotion he has ever known. Jessee was persistent as he continued to call Ricky day after day, but Ricky had his mind up. It was time to move on with his life. Things were starting to get serious with his girlfriend Nikki Juggs and he was thinking about settling down and starting a family.
But then Jesse Styles made a personal visit to Ricky's trailer. And during that visit, Ricky had his mind made up that his was through with NEW even though Jesse pleaded and begged for him return. Ricky was ready to send Jesse on his way back to Chicago empty handed, but as Jesse was about to get into his Oldsmobile, Ricky Bobby's emotions began running rapid. He had never wanted to leave NEW in the first place, but was forced out due to the closures. As Ricky looked his former boss in the eye on that faithful day, he knew what he had to do. He must return to NEW for one final run. He had to do it because of all the blood, sweat and tears he'd shed with Jesse along his ride through NEW. Ricky Bobby was just too damn loyal to stay away from NEW. And most importantly, you cannot have New Edge Wrestling without the Trailer Park Wonder Ricky Bobby!
Now lets fast forward to last week on Ignite. The chips were beginning to fall exactly in place. Ricky Bobby was teaming up with his best friend Jesse Styles to take on Al Envy and LA Johnny Stylez. The match was in hand as Stylez had failed to show leaving Al in a handicap match against Ricky and Jesse. And just like the millions of times before when they had team up, they were working together like a well oil machine and really taking it to the NEW Trans-Atlantic Champion. But then something happened that no one could see coming. Ricky was about to get the win over Al to regain the NEW TA Title when suddenly he found himself the victim of....
The
Hype
Kick!
Ricky Bobby: How could he do dis to meh, baby? We was like brothas....
A visibly upset Ricky Bobby is baling his eyes as he lays hunched over a hospital bed. In the hospital bed, we can see the figure of a large female with huge knockers. The females entire face is wrapped up with bandage like a mummy. The female tries to speak but his inaudible.
Female: Blah blah blah!
Ricky Bobby: *still crying* He stabbed the knife rite into muh back, baby!
Female; Blah blah blah!
Ricky Bobby: What was that baby, I can't hear ya?
Female: *louder* BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Ricky Bobby: Hang on baby, I can't hear ya! I'm just gonna peel some of this here tape back.
Ricky Bobby reaches over and rips a long piece of tape from the females face, removing a strand of the bandage. Now we can see the female is none other than The Trailer Park Queen Nikki Juggs! And her face is swollen as fuck from the reconstructive surgery she just had.
Nikki Juggs: Ow Gaw Dammit!!! I said gimme a got damn cigarette and quit bein such a pussy!
Ricky Bobby: Oh ok....
Ricky Bobby reaches into his cutoff jean shorts and pulls out a pack of Pal Mall's. He lights one up and has to stick the cigarette in Nikki's mouth for her. She puffs away and smokes the cigarette within a minute. Nikki lets out a sigh of relief after puffing on her cig.
Nikki Juggs: Got damn that sum-bitch knowed it was good!
Ricky Bobby: Don't thank Tha Ricky's is gonna let em get away with this here shit!
Nikki Juggs: Those muther fuckers done put my modeling career in jeopardy, baby!
Ricky Bobby: Ya ain't tellin me anything I don't already know, beautiful. And to thank Jesse has been like a brotha to me over these here last two years! He just throwed it all down the drain when he hit me with that there fancy Hype Kick of his.
Nikki Juggs: He ruined my beautiful face!
Ricky Bobby: Ya did have the most beautifulest face I ever saw baby...
Nikki Juggs: DID?!?!?!
Ricky Bobby: Uhhh I meant ya still do have the most beautifulest face I ever seen! And baby, the way I see it.. me and you can sit here in this damn hospital room and have ourselves a pity party or....
Ricky takes a pull of his Busch light.
Ricky Bobby: Or we can get tha hell outta here and get to Ignite.
Nikki Juggs: Baby, there ain't no way Tha Nikki gonna go out in public I look like a got damn mummy for fakes sake!
Ricky Bobby: Did ya hear the way that crowd chanted for us on Ignite? I think we's heros to them folks out in the crowd now baby. Which means we gotta keep our cussin down.
Nikki Juggs: I ain't even said no mother fuckin shittin ass cuss words all got damn day long, baby!
Ricky Bobby: I know baby but we got to be mindful. There's little kids lookin up to us now.
Nikki Juggs: I hate kids!
Ricky Bobby: But baby I thought ya loved kids? I thought we was gonna have a bunch of lil bity Ricky Bobby's one day and stuff....
Nikki Juggs: Ya probably wouldn't even stick yer wiener in Tha Nikki with these here fucked up face!
Ricky Bobby: Oh baby I'd totally do tha shit outta ya rite now but we need to keep our attention focused on gettin ya healthy or Ignite. I got myself a big match up this week and I gotta have muh woman by my side when I strut my was down to that there ring.
Nikki Juggs: Ya don't need me this week...
Ricky Bobby: You's the only person I trust to watch muh back these days! I mean I practically put my life into the hands of Jesse who I thought was muh friend. And what does he do? He Hype Kick's Tha Ricky's teeth out!
Nikki Juggs: Never mind yer gaw damn teeth what about my face!!!!
Ricky Bobby: Don't ya worry baby, Tha Ricky is gonna get his revenge on Jesse but first I gotta take care of this here Impact fella.
Nikki Juggs: Who???
Ricky Bobby: Aw-stin Impact. He wont some kind of match at TIT.... something about the Eiffel tower or something? I believe he gonna get a shot at the NEW World Title in only his second NEW match. He must be a big deal.
Nikki Juggs: Ya remember that time ya and Jorge gave me an Eiffel tower?
Ricky Bobby: *blushing* Of course I dod baby, but remember we can't be talking bout these thangs in public no more. We good guys now. Only in private baby...
Ricky Bobby grins as he seductively begins to rub Nikki's thighs. She quickly swats his hand away.
Nikki Juggs: Do I like I'm in any mood to fuck, ya dumb ass sum-bitch?
Ricky Bobby: Of course not baby. But when ya get outta that there mummy wrap it's gonna be on like donkey kong. Well ya get some rest baby. Tha Ricky's gonna head on back over to tha trailer park. But i'll call ya in tha morning to see how you're feelin. And I luv ya baby!
Ricky Bobby gives his woman a kiss on the cheek before leaving the hospital. He had a lot running through his mind. He may never get over the betrayal he sustained at the hands of Jesse Styles. And of all fucking people, he ditched Ricky to join the likes of Al Envy.... Just what the fuck was going on!?
Ricky Bobby knew he was going to have to look over his shoulder at all times for Jesse and Al, but he could not look past his match this week against Austin Impact. Impact is everything Ricky Bobby once was. A young, fierce upcoming talent who is just looking for the opportunity to prove himself. Ricky Bobby climbed up into his big rig and looked over in the empty passenger seat where Jesse had ridden shotgun so many times before. Ricky's life was taking a drastic change and he did not know how he would be able to cope with the changes.