Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 19:40:34 GMT -6
The Vagina Diaries.
By Blair Buchannan
Day 1:
Today I have hit an all time low. After weeks of not being able to “find” my orgasm since the night of Ignite 200, I finally decided to seek professional help. After the male escort I hired turned out to be a total bust (and not in a good way), I then thought the next best thing to do would be to consult a doctor. The doctor examined me, inside and out, and was unable to find anything medically wrong with me. There was no physical reason why I was unable to achieve orgasm. So, the doctor figured that my problem must have been psychological.
It was at this point that the doctor referred me to a head shrink.The therapist examined me thoroughly and, after I disclosed a few details about my sex life, came to the conclusion that I had an unhealthy relationship with sex. Can you imagine?! Me! Of all people.
Well anyway...the shrink said that because of my unhealthy relationship with sex, my vagina has disconnected itself from the rest of my body and was no longer able to be stimulated solely by sexual intercourse. This quack seems to think that because of all those years of me using sex as a weapon, my vagina simply lost all emotional attachment to the act of sex and basically peaced the fuck out. To put it in simple terms: my pussy is in a coma.
So the plan of action? Well, of course the bastard told me that I need to abstain from sex but that shouldnt be a problem, judging from all of the scared men in my life who dont want to come within a few feet of me because of my reputation as a maneater. I’m not even allowed to masturbate.
Also, I’m supposed to ‘reconnect’ with my vagina without the distractions of sex, by journaling every day. I don’t know exactly what i’m supposed to be journaling about...I guess how my vagina is feeling that day or whatever. To be honest it sounds like the most ridiculous idea i’ve ever heard of...but i’ll try anything if it means getting my orgasm back!
So here it goes….today...my vagina feels...omg this is so dumb. Fuck. Okay...my vagina feels warm….and soft...and I guess you could say a little dewy. I just showered so it feels pretty clean...but it does feel like something is missing. Aw. It feels empty :(
xoxo,
-BB.
Day 2:
To get my mind off of sex I went horseback riding and boy did my pussy take a beating. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of beating that I was looking for. All that bucking and bouncing did was make me think about sex more. Now it’s practically all I can think about which is bad because I have a match to focus on. It’s supposed to be a big match because i’m facing Hunter for the first time since before we got married.
I know i’m supposed to hate him, and I totally do...but now all I can think about ws our wedding night and I have to admit he really put it down. Or maybe I was just good. Who knows. I think i’m going to take a shower. A cold one, though, to keep my mind (and my fingers) at ease.
xoxo,
-BB.
Day 3:
It’s the day before Ignite 201. I was able to focus on something besides sex long enough to get in a good workout and sparring session with my trainer. This whole abstaining from sex thing is going to be harder than I thought. The whole time I was with the trainer, I just kept thinking about the prospect of Hunter tossing me around the ring and manhandling me.
As disgusting as he is, he does have a pretty hot body and when he’s all sweaty...ugh...it’s enough to make a Southern Girl blush! I think i’m starting to go a little bit crazy. It took everything in me not to pounce on my trainer today and rip all of his clothes off in the middle of that gym. I hope to God my orgasm comes back soon because I can’t take it anymore!!!
This couldn't have come at a worse time because I really need to be focused on beating Hunter, not him beating up this coochie. It really doesn't even have to be him. At this point even Roger, or Johnny, or hell even Chris Styles would do the trick. I just need a good dicking or i'm going to go crazy!
Are you there, Orgasm?
It’s me, BB.
XOXO