Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 18:24:56 GMT -6
"God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix sits at a table at the Latest Edge with a tablet laying on the table in front of him. He has a half empty Orange Vodka Soda in front of him as he sits with his fingers templed and regards the tablet in front of him.
He has suffered yet another loss in NEW. While it doesn't show him proving that he is more than just a rich playboy, it does keep him in the playboy image as to keep his father's paranoia at bay. A blessing and a curse.
It seems that now Jesse has chosen to send him in against Blair Buchannan. It was enough to make someone vomit for days. Being that Jeremiah was almost with Lindsey Lohan, this is really saying something.
After Blair's little stunt as World champion in the middle of the ring, Jeremiah has been making a list of things that he would need to buy in order to keep himself safe.
Not to keep himself safe during the match, but to keep himself healthy after having to have contact with her.
There was the regime of the Airborne and other vitamin supplements meant to keep his immune system up. There was the antibiotics in case he gets some sort of infection from contact with her. The numbers for the stem cell researchers in case he gets something really, really bad from this match. He has like a barrel of hand sanitizer ordered to be waiting by his personal shower to help make sure everything is germ free.
Jeremiah grins as he adds in that he will also be ordering a chastity belt for himself to wear. Something of a male version of what the female lead in Robin Hood: Men in Tights was wearing. Of course Blair is married, but there's no reason to take any chances.
A married woman would not have done...what she had done in the middle of the ring.
Jeremiah is joined at his table by Olivia Cooke. She sits her drink, a pink fizzy drink, onto the table. She tries to peer at the tablet, but Jeremiah hits a button to blank the screen with a smile.
Vastrix: "Prep for my next match."
Cooke: "I have heard that you'll be facing the former NEW World champion. After being beaten by Father Nathan O'Connell and then her husband in the ring, you get to have her. You happy with sloppy thirds?"
Vastrix: "We're not having sex in the ring!"
Olivia raises an eyebrow, barely able to contain her mirth.
Cooke: "From what I saw of her in the ring, there's not much difference between wrestling and sex."
Jeremiah hits a button on the tablet to unlock it, handing the list to Olivia.
Vastrix: "And that's why I have the prep that I do."
Cooke: "Why do you have a Morning After pill on your list?"
Jeremiah motions with his hands as he speaks. He motions as if ripping someone's mouth open and then dropping in a pill.
Vastrix: "I'm going to open her bitch ass mouth and drop the pill in there. I mean that my penis isn't going to be out during this match, but why take chances? The woman is vile creature, a decrepit creature really. I mean, have you seen her husband? Ghastly!"
Olivia hides her smile behind her drink as she takes a sip.
Cooke: "It occurs to me that you are discussing how horrible a woman that you'll have to be in contact with to the woman that you are dating. Is this to forestall any feelings of jealousy? The timing of this couldn't be any more convenient. Since you called me to come here and all..."
Jeremiah chuckles, ordering another round of drinks.
Vastrix: "That might be a possibility. I wouldn't want my new girl to have the idea that I wanted to have this match so I could come into contact with Blair. She is also married after all.”
Cooke: “Because you seriously care if a woman is married, right?”
Vastrix: “Well, no. Not really. Marriage is really just ink on paper I think.”
Olivia takes a sip from her new drink with a chuckle.
Cooke: “Well, if you plan on going any further with me, I have more traditional values in that respect.”
Vastrix: “I can respect that. Marriage is as sacred as those involved make it. I am a marriage raider, not a marriage betrayer. If the wife in question refuses to the affair, I can respect that.”
Cooke: “Good. Now, what are you planning on doing about this match if you're afraid to really come into contact with her?”
Jeremiah taps the tablet with a smile before going back to his own drink.
Vastrix: “Just because I'm afraid of getting some kind of disease from contact with the bitch, doesn't mean that I'm not going to splash her blood everywhere around that ring with a few choice headbutts. I hadn't gone to victory road yet in the NEW and this will be my intention to gain a first victory! I nearly took down Valora Salinas in my first match and nearly won a World title shot in the Sears Tower. I got caught in a bit of a rut when Thaddeus Stone cheated his way to victory. This will be my day to shine and turn things around to claim my victory over the Whore of NEW.”
He has suffered yet another loss in NEW. While it doesn't show him proving that he is more than just a rich playboy, it does keep him in the playboy image as to keep his father's paranoia at bay. A blessing and a curse.
It seems that now Jesse has chosen to send him in against Blair Buchannan. It was enough to make someone vomit for days. Being that Jeremiah was almost with Lindsey Lohan, this is really saying something.
After Blair's little stunt as World champion in the middle of the ring, Jeremiah has been making a list of things that he would need to buy in order to keep himself safe.
Not to keep himself safe during the match, but to keep himself healthy after having to have contact with her.
There was the regime of the Airborne and other vitamin supplements meant to keep his immune system up. There was the antibiotics in case he gets some sort of infection from contact with her. The numbers for the stem cell researchers in case he gets something really, really bad from this match. He has like a barrel of hand sanitizer ordered to be waiting by his personal shower to help make sure everything is germ free.
Jeremiah grins as he adds in that he will also be ordering a chastity belt for himself to wear. Something of a male version of what the female lead in Robin Hood: Men in Tights was wearing. Of course Blair is married, but there's no reason to take any chances.
A married woman would not have done...what she had done in the middle of the ring.
Jeremiah is joined at his table by Olivia Cooke. She sits her drink, a pink fizzy drink, onto the table. She tries to peer at the tablet, but Jeremiah hits a button to blank the screen with a smile.
Vastrix: "Prep for my next match."
Cooke: "I have heard that you'll be facing the former NEW World champion. After being beaten by Father Nathan O'Connell and then her husband in the ring, you get to have her. You happy with sloppy thirds?"
Vastrix: "We're not having sex in the ring!"
Olivia raises an eyebrow, barely able to contain her mirth.
Cooke: "From what I saw of her in the ring, there's not much difference between wrestling and sex."
Jeremiah hits a button on the tablet to unlock it, handing the list to Olivia.
Vastrix: "And that's why I have the prep that I do."
Cooke: "Why do you have a Morning After pill on your list?"
Jeremiah motions with his hands as he speaks. He motions as if ripping someone's mouth open and then dropping in a pill.
Vastrix: "I'm going to open her bitch ass mouth and drop the pill in there. I mean that my penis isn't going to be out during this match, but why take chances? The woman is vile creature, a decrepit creature really. I mean, have you seen her husband? Ghastly!"
Olivia hides her smile behind her drink as she takes a sip.
Cooke: "It occurs to me that you are discussing how horrible a woman that you'll have to be in contact with to the woman that you are dating. Is this to forestall any feelings of jealousy? The timing of this couldn't be any more convenient. Since you called me to come here and all..."
Jeremiah chuckles, ordering another round of drinks.
Vastrix: "That might be a possibility. I wouldn't want my new girl to have the idea that I wanted to have this match so I could come into contact with Blair. She is also married after all.”
Cooke: “Because you seriously care if a woman is married, right?”
Vastrix: “Well, no. Not really. Marriage is really just ink on paper I think.”
Olivia takes a sip from her new drink with a chuckle.
Cooke: “Well, if you plan on going any further with me, I have more traditional values in that respect.”
Vastrix: “I can respect that. Marriage is as sacred as those involved make it. I am a marriage raider, not a marriage betrayer. If the wife in question refuses to the affair, I can respect that.”
Cooke: “Good. Now, what are you planning on doing about this match if you're afraid to really come into contact with her?”
Jeremiah taps the tablet with a smile before going back to his own drink.
Vastrix: “Just because I'm afraid of getting some kind of disease from contact with the bitch, doesn't mean that I'm not going to splash her blood everywhere around that ring with a few choice headbutts. I hadn't gone to victory road yet in the NEW and this will be my intention to gain a first victory! I nearly took down Valora Salinas in my first match and nearly won a World title shot in the Sears Tower. I got caught in a bit of a rut when Thaddeus Stone cheated his way to victory. This will be my day to shine and turn things around to claim my victory over the Whore of NEW.”