Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 23, 2015 19:11:38 GMT -6
Opening Segment
Jill Matthews: Welcome everyone to Ignite 202 right here on Starz!! We are just a mere two weeks away from N.E.W ‘s Demented which will be on iPPV from the Streets of Courtland, Arizona in the desert!! I am Jill Matthews, Still with her job!! And my partner in crime. Say hi Vince Walters.
Vince Walters: Hi Vince Walters. And I have to admit somehow you still have your job this week. I was fully expecting that at production it would have been Clark Benson in the meeting. But alas here you are, and lets get this final Ignite before Demented going.
Jill Matthews: Well...no thanks to you I still have my job. I have the right to freedom of speech and honestly I am not going to condon the actions of the owner of this company and our Trans-Atlantic Champion Al Envy….
“Dirty Angel by Voodoo Johnson begins to play.”
Jill Matthews: And speaking of Al Envy, I guess we are starting off this show with our TA champions presence.
Vince Walters: This is how all shows should start off!!
“The crowd erupts in a mixture of pops and boos. Al walks onto the stage with the TA title belt displayed over his right shoulder. As usual he is dressed to the nines in a nice suit and wearing Oakley sunglasses. He begins to walk towards the ring avoiding contact from fans reaching out to touch him. Obviously he doesn’t want the suit to get dirty.”
Vince Walters: Look at this man. Dressed the way a champion is supposed to be dressed. In my humble opinion this man is the top champion in this company. Not the world title, because that belt is nowhere near the prestige it used to be because of people like Blair Buchannan disgracing it while she held it, even though I quite enjoyed watching her do it.
Jill Matthews: What she did to that world title was disgusting and an insult to this company. But Al Envy is no different. His actions has tarnished that TA title as well. He may have never physically tarnished it like Blir did the world but this guy is far from a saint. And I fully have the faith in our N.E.W World title holder Father Nathan in restoring that world title back to where it should be. But I will admit even though I don’t condone the actions yes Al Envy is a tremendous champion. His attitude isn’t tremendous though.
“Al enters the ring and holds up the TA title high in the air as camera phones flash all over the arena. Al then places his title back over his shoulder and takes a microphone.”
Vince Walters: Such class. What a man, what a champion!!
Jill Matthews: What a kiss ass you are Vince…..
Al Envy: What I would like for all of you to do right now is soak in this moment right here. I want you all to take as many picture as you can possibly store on your Android or iPhone devices of what a champion is supposed to look like. I want each and everyone of you sitting at home on your Lay-Z-Boy recliners and couches watching this on the Starz network to dvr what you are seing. Because THIS right here standing in this ring is what a champion is supposed to be!!
“A mixed reaction goes through the arena as more camera phone flashes happen.”
Vince Walters: He is right…..the epitome of what a champion is supposed to be.
Al Envy: I get up from whatever hotel I sleep at every morning and I train my body to be this physical specimen I am that is standing in front of you. I go through my suitcase or closet and place the finest clothes money can buy on me because I am proud of what I do for a living. I am a professional wrestler and the face of a multi million dollar corporation in New Edge Wrestling. I take pride in the way I look and how I present myself each and every single day. And when I say what I am going to do I actually get into this ring and I fucking do it!!
“The arena pops out of respect for Al.”
Jill Matthews: He certainly has his fans here. I never doubted this guys passion for this business or his work ethic. Its his attitude that is my question.
Vince walters: Man look at him. I have got to get the number to his tailor.
Al Envy: Yet even though I do all of this. You people in this arena and those who watch all over the world on the Starz network would rather cheer for some piece of shit redneck trailer trash, with no style or sophistication, who doesn’t know the true meaning of the world champion because he never finished the third grade. You assholes would rather want Ricky Bobby as the face of this company and the Trans=Atlantic Champion.
“The crowd explodes with a pop at the mere mention of the Ricky Bobby.”
Al Envy You see that is what I am talking about. No respect for Al Envy. No respect at all. I guess the reason why you all love Ricky Cassels so much is because he is pretty much an extension of all of you. Complete and utter failures!! Hell I guess you all came here to see Sasha Foote make her debut and become famous at my expense didn’t you.
“A mixed reaction goes through the crowd at Sasha’s name drop.”
Al Envy: Well I hate to disappoint because all you ass hats are going to see is her make her debut and her career end all in one night. Then after I am done with the kickboxer reject at Demented once again I have to defend my TA title against that shit head Ricky Bobby. But this time its going to be the final time. No longer am I going to waste my time with that trailer park scum. And believe you me it will be the last time, because this match at Demented is a Styles Rulez match!!
Jill Matthews: Oh good lord how is that fair for Ricky Cassels!!! A Styles Rulez match??
Vince Walters: I think its a wonderful idea. It will definitely be the final chapter between this heated rivalry.
Al Envy: I am going to end this once and for all. I am going to end you people hero for good. And I will once again prove without a shadow of a doubt who is the top champion in this company!!
“suddenly Ricky Cassels explodes from the backstage area and hits the ring!”
Jill Matthews: Oh God the Ricky is here!! He has tackled Al Envy and the two men are going at it!! Ricky is ripping the clothes off of Al and is tearing him up piece by piece!! Al’s thousand dollar suit is getting ripped to shreds and OH MAn Envy nails a superkick on Ricky Cassels! A! is now standing over Ricky as he is trying to get his bearings. Now what is Envy doing??
Vince Walters: He just went outside the ring and is reaching under the apron. What is in that case??
Jill Matthews: Oh man those are hair clippers. Al Envy has hair clippers and Ricky Cassels is still groggy from that superkick to the face! Al is going to shave Ricky Bobby’s beautiful mullet!!! Come on now stop this!! Wait there is Sasha Foote walking down to the ring. She caught Envy’s attention and Env is now jawing with her!
Vince Walters: What does this wannabe want? Her ass kicking is coming later tonight. She has no business being involved with this!!
“Sasha and Envy are arguing with each other as Ricky slowly gets back to his feet.”
Jill Matthews: Al turns back to the Ricky and right hand by Cassels. Ricky is taking over again and BOOM he clotheslines Al over the top rope!! Sasha Foote is now leaving heading towards the back with a smile on her face as Al is looking back at her and towards Ricky Bobby who now has the microphone.
Vince Walters: My god that suit is ruined!!
Ricky Cassels: Da reasun we dun’t like ya Owl Envay is because yur an asshole!!!
“The crowd explodes in cheers.”
Ricky Cassels: And yur right Owl. At da Damented ippvy thingy dis all will be overs. Da Ricky knows what being a champeen is all about. And after I whoop yur ass boy and end this shit once and fer all da Ricky will be the Transy-Atlantica champion!! It might be der Styles Rulez, but Owl Envay at Damented you are a gonna be my biotch!!
“Ricky throws down the microphone as the place erupts. Al just stares a hole through Ricky Bobby.”
Jill Matthews: This feud ends at Demented between these two tremendous athletes!! Envy vs Cassels Styles Rulez match. But first things first Al Envy will face Sasha Foote tonight and Ricky Cassels faces Buck Florida.
Vince Walters: If anyone actually cares one shit about Sasha Foote then you better dvr this shit. Because in one night a person makes their debut and also has their career ended. It will be a first!!!
Jill Matthews: Well I guess we will have to wait and see shall we. We are about to go to our opening contest. We will be right back after these words from Starz!!