Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 23, 2015 19:28:59 GMT -6
A Chink in the New Guard
Jill Matthews: Let’s go back to the Mean Gene Okerlund of N.E.W Clark Benson who is standing by with a very special interview.
The scene cuts backstage to Clark standing next to the young up and comer Kaupena Yoon.
Clark Benson: Thank you Jill and might I add you look stunning as always tonight. Make sure you keep those legs sealed shut knowing who is sitting next to you in Mr. Walters there. Kaupena Yoon young man you made quite the showing last Ignite as you gave the Trans-Atlantic champion Al Envy all he could handle, but you came up a little bit short. Tonight you have Matt Haven…..
Kaupena Yoon: Well brah I………………
“Out of nowhere an enraged Al Envy attacks Kaupena Yoon and knocks him down. Envy gets on top and starts beating the hell out of him.
Clark Benson: What in the oh my we need some help out here!! Get security!!
Jill Matthews: WHAT IN THE HELL!! AL ENVY IS ATTACKING KAUPENA YOON!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS DAMMIT!!!
Vince Walters: Al is angry from earlier thats all. I told you he would be pissed about that suit getting ruined that costs more than our salaries.
Jill Matthews: Al is tearing apart Kaupena here!! Somebody needs to stop this and there is Valora!!
“Valora enters the scene as Al backs away a little. All of a sudden Valora starts attacking Kaupena and once again Al joins in again.”
Jill Matthews: What in the hell are these two in it together!!! My God this is an assault. Oh there is Matt Haven!! He and Yoon were supposed to have a match tonight and now Al has Haven and is beating the holy heout of him now!! Al is dragging Haven and OH FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS HE JUST THREW HIM THROUGH A PLATE GLASS OFFICE WINDOW!! GOOD LORD HE COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED HERE!!
‘Al kooks at his accomplishment and smiles. He then finds a chair and grabs it and takes it back to where Valora is with a now unmasked Kaupena Yoon.”
Jill Matthews: Oh she took his mask off!! What a show of disrespect there!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit put that damn mask back on!! He looks like Yoda and Kirby had a baby that was beaten by an ugly stick!! Bet Blair Buchannan would fuck him….
Jill Matthews: Oh what a shot to the face by Envy with a straight kick. What in the hell is he doing now??
He is wedging Kaupena’s head in between that chair. What Valora has a damn led pipe!! OH NO DON’T DO THIS OOHH GOD SHE IS STRIKING THAT CHAIR WITH THAT DAMN PIPE WITH YOON’S HEAD WEDGED IN BETWEEN IT!! MY GOD SHE IS DESTROYING THIS MAN!! STOP IT STOP IT!!
“Finally the World Heavyweight Champion Father Nathan shows up causing Al and Valora to back away smiling. The Irish born world champ has a shillelagh and is standing over an unconscious Kaupena Yoon who is now surrounded by the N.E.W medical staff.”
Al Envy: New Guard uh? You got to do better than that preacher man.
Valora: See you later in the ring Padre.
“Father Nathan stands there steaming pissed as he now turns to Kaupena Yoon who is now being administered oxygen through the squeeze bag. Father Nathan with a look of concern starts to say a small prayer as the medics work on Kaupena Yoon. The camera pans towards the glass window and another team has pulled out Matt Haven who is unrecognizable with his face covered in blood and pieces of glass stuck in his face. The scene cuts back to Jill and Vince.”
Jill Matthews: I…...I am speechless. I mean what in the hell was the meaning of that??
Vince Walters: Ok I will admit that was a little much.
Jill Matthews: And you know what the bullshit part is. Those two won’t be in trouble or have any damn actions or sanctions from the owner of this company Jesse Styles! Thats the sad part here. Two men were just seriously injured at the hands of Al Envy and for some reason Valora Salinas and not a got damn thing will be done about this!!!
“Jill Matthews throws her headset down and turns away from the camera.”
Vince Walters: Alright. What do we have next. Obviously this Haven/Yoon match isn’t happening here. Are we going to another Starz spot?? Ok. We will be right back….
Jill Matthews: Let’s go back to the Mean Gene Okerlund of N.E.W Clark Benson who is standing by with a very special interview.
The scene cuts backstage to Clark standing next to the young up and comer Kaupena Yoon.
Clark Benson: Thank you Jill and might I add you look stunning as always tonight. Make sure you keep those legs sealed shut knowing who is sitting next to you in Mr. Walters there. Kaupena Yoon young man you made quite the showing last Ignite as you gave the Trans-Atlantic champion Al Envy all he could handle, but you came up a little bit short. Tonight you have Matt Haven…..
Kaupena Yoon: Well brah I………………
“Out of nowhere an enraged Al Envy attacks Kaupena Yoon and knocks him down. Envy gets on top and starts beating the hell out of him.
Clark Benson: What in the oh my we need some help out here!! Get security!!
Jill Matthews: WHAT IN THE HELL!! AL ENVY IS ATTACKING KAUPENA YOON!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS DAMMIT!!!
Vince Walters: Al is angry from earlier thats all. I told you he would be pissed about that suit getting ruined that costs more than our salaries.
Jill Matthews: Al is tearing apart Kaupena here!! Somebody needs to stop this and there is Valora!!
“Valora enters the scene as Al backs away a little. All of a sudden Valora starts attacking Kaupena and once again Al joins in again.”
Jill Matthews: What in the hell are these two in it together!!! My God this is an assault. Oh there is Matt Haven!! He and Yoon were supposed to have a match tonight and now Al has Haven and is beating the holy heout of him now!! Al is dragging Haven and OH FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS HE JUST THREW HIM THROUGH A PLATE GLASS OFFICE WINDOW!! GOOD LORD HE COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED HERE!!
‘Al kooks at his accomplishment and smiles. He then finds a chair and grabs it and takes it back to where Valora is with a now unmasked Kaupena Yoon.”
Jill Matthews: Oh she took his mask off!! What a show of disrespect there!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit put that damn mask back on!! He looks like Yoda and Kirby had a baby that was beaten by an ugly stick!! Bet Blair Buchannan would fuck him….
Jill Matthews: Oh what a shot to the face by Envy with a straight kick. What in the hell is he doing now??
He is wedging Kaupena’s head in between that chair. What Valora has a damn led pipe!! OH NO DON’T DO THIS OOHH GOD SHE IS STRIKING THAT CHAIR WITH THAT DAMN PIPE WITH YOON’S HEAD WEDGED IN BETWEEN IT!! MY GOD SHE IS DESTROYING THIS MAN!! STOP IT STOP IT!!
“Finally the World Heavyweight Champion Father Nathan shows up causing Al and Valora to back away smiling. The Irish born world champ has a shillelagh and is standing over an unconscious Kaupena Yoon who is now surrounded by the N.E.W medical staff.”
Al Envy: New Guard uh? You got to do better than that preacher man.
Valora: See you later in the ring Padre.
“Father Nathan stands there steaming pissed as he now turns to Kaupena Yoon who is now being administered oxygen through the squeeze bag. Father Nathan with a look of concern starts to say a small prayer as the medics work on Kaupena Yoon. The camera pans towards the glass window and another team has pulled out Matt Haven who is unrecognizable with his face covered in blood and pieces of glass stuck in his face. The scene cuts back to Jill and Vince.”
Jill Matthews: I…...I am speechless. I mean what in the hell was the meaning of that??
Vince Walters: Ok I will admit that was a little much.
Jill Matthews: And you know what the bullshit part is. Those two won’t be in trouble or have any damn actions or sanctions from the owner of this company Jesse Styles! Thats the sad part here. Two men were just seriously injured at the hands of Al Envy and for some reason Valora Salinas and not a got damn thing will be done about this!!!
“Jill Matthews throws her headset down and turns away from the camera.”
Vince Walters: Alright. What do we have next. Obviously this Haven/Yoon match isn’t happening here. Are we going to another Starz spot?? Ok. We will be right back….