Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 23, 2015 20:39:17 GMT -6
Steel Cage Match
The camera’s cut back from a questionable commercial to focus in on Jill Matthews and Vince Walters.
Jill Matthews: Welcome back New Edge fans and we are very very sorry for those of you whom may be offended by that last commercial. Especially to our Arabian viewers out there. We don’t know how it slipped through the cracks.
Vince Walters: Offensive? You call that commercial offensive? I have seen way more OFFENSIVE shit over the past years than calling a bunch of Arabs rag heads on live television…
Jill Matthews: Vince! You insensitive bastard!!
Vince Walters: Sorry….
About this time, the camera’s cut from Jill and Vince to show a shot of the steel cage that hangs above the NEW ring. The cage slowly begins to lower down to ringside as the crowd begins to go nuts.
Jill Matthews: And it looks like it’s time for our Steel Cage match of the evening!
Vince Walters: *sarcasm* What makes you think that???
Jill Matthews: Ummm I dunno, maybe the big ass cage that now sits atop the NEW ring….
Suddenly Jill and Vince are interrupted by the voice of NEW, Tom Davis…
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentleman it is now time for our next match of the evening and it will be contested in a…. STEEL…. CAGE!
The crowd goes wild.
Tom Davis: Introducing first….
The lights in the arena dim as the Instrumental Version of "Losing Your Mind" by Pride and Glory begins to blare over the arena. The only light that can be seen in the entire arena is coming from the Edge-tron. Suddenly, there's an explosion at the top of the entrance ramp as Blue and White pyros go off.
Tom Davis: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from the Neveah Trailer Park in Alabama…. He stands 6’3” and weighs 245 lbs…. Being escorted to the ring by the lovely Nikki Juggs. Here is…. Ricky Bobby Cassels!!!
The lights come back on as Ricky Bobby Cassels and his girlfriend Nikki Juggs are standing at the top of entrance ramp. The pair receives a standing reaction. Cassels is wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts with no shirt on, exposing his massive amount of chest hair. Nikki is wearing a pair of distastefully short daisy dukes and an orange tank top with no bra underneath it. The tank top has the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup logo in the center and it doesn't completely cover Nikki's stomach. She is a larger woman and her gut is hanging out of the tank top. Her ass is also hanging out of the daisy dukes giving the illusion of two hogs fighting. Nikki is walking in 3 inch thick high heels as she leads the way to the ring, a lit cigarette dangling from her lips. Cassels struts down the aisle trailing behind her. The crowd begins chanting "Ricky-Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap) "Ricky Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap). Nikki walks up the steel side steps and then holds the ropes down for Ricky as he slaps her on the ass before he enters the ring. Cassels walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans continue cheering. Meanwhile, Nikki stands in the center of the ring smoking her cigarette while trying to look all seductive but it isn't exactly working. Ricky steps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way to the center of the ring. Nikki and Ricky nearly swallow each other's faces as they make out before she exits the ring. Nikki will continue to chain smoke during Ricky Bobby's match.
Tom Davis: And his opponent….
"Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith begins blaring throughout the arena as the fans give a mixed reactions.
Tom Davis: Making his NEW debut… From Tampa, Florida. He stands 5’7” and weighs in at 250 lbs…. He is “Florida’s Finest”… Buck Florida!!!
Buck Florida appears from behind the curtains with his chest poked out. He poses in the entrance way momentarily as some of the fans who are familiar with his work boo at him. Buck then begins to methodically make his way to the ring with a scowl on his face.
Jill Matthews: As Tom just said, we are seeing the officially debut of Buck Florida. This should be interesting Vince as Buck has been thrown out of practically every wrestling federation known to mankind.
Vince Walters: Sounds like my kind of guy! Lets go Buck!!
Buck slowly climbs in the ring and stares down his opponent Ricky Bobby. The official referee for this match will be one of our newer officials named Rodrigo de Columbo. Both men are inside the squared circle now and official Columbo closes the cage door and calls for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Vince Walters: There’s the bell and there’s now turning back now. I hope Buck Florida wipes the mat with this trailer park idiot.
Jill Matthews: It must be tough making your NEW debut inside a steel cage against an NEW veteran like Ricky Bobby.
Vince Walters: Buck Florida doesn’t seem to mind as he is already taking it to the idiot with the mullet.
Vince is right. Buck Florida has jumped all over Ricky Bobby and has taken the early lead in the match. He is nailing Ricky Bobby with some stiff forearms shots to the face. Spit flies from Ricky’s mouth as Buck throws shot after shot to Cassels. Buck Florida then grabs Ricky Bobby by his mullet and fires him into the ropes. Cassels bounces off the ropes and delivers an excruciating back body drop to the canvass!
Vince Walters: That a boy Buck! Kick his ass!!
Jill Matthews: He is doing just that, Vince. Ricky slowly climbs to his feet now and he is met with an axe handle smash to the forehead from Buck Florida.
Ricky once again tries to climb to his feet as Buck Florida taunts him a few times before driving him back to the mat with another axe handle smash to the head. Florida then grabs Ricky by the hair and slowly pulls him to his feet and delivers a head butt. He then whips Ricky Bobby head first into the cage!!
Vince Walters: I can already tell Buck is going to be a tremendous asset to New Edge Wrestling! All those other feds are stupid for letting a real talent like this man get away! It won’t be long before this guy has a title belt around his waste! You heard it here first.
Jill Matthews: He’s only ten minutes into his first match and you’re already singing his praise huh?
Vince Walters: Baby cakes we you got an eye for talent like I do, you just know whenever you see a star in the making.
Ricky has slowly climbed back to his feet now and approaches Buck Florida, who tries to knock his lights out. But Ricky manages to duck the blow and now he is on the offense as he hits Buck Florida with a DDT and the crowd explodes.
Jill Matthews: Ricky Bobby is now in control of the action.
Vince Walters: Just hang around for a little while sweet cheeks. I have seen this movie time and time again. It won’t be long before this idiot Cassels self implodes.
Ricky Bobby makes his way over to the corner and slowly climbs his way to the top rope. He poses to the crowd before he leaps off the top rope in an attempt to deliver a flying leg drop but Buck Florida manages to slowly move out of the way causing Ricky Bobby to completely miss and slam hard to the mat! Buck Florida then climbs to his feet and shakes loose the cobwebs before zooming in on his opponent. He grabs hold of the ropes and uses it for leverage as he chokes the life out of Ricky Bobby by placing his boot on Cassesls’ throat.
Jill Matthews: Buck Florida is now choking out Ricky Bobby but no holds barred inside the steel cage as referee Rodrigo de Columbo watches from outside the ring.
Vince Walters: Rodrigo who?
Jill Matthews: Rodrigo de Columbo, our latest edition to the NEW refereeing squad. He has officiated several Lucha Libre matches over in Mexico.
Vince Walters: This isn’t no lucha libre pussy bullshit… This is the NEW, baby!
Buck Florida now releases the choke hold from Ricky Bobby and violently pulls Ricky to his feet before grading his face across the steel cage from one side of the ring to the other. The move cuts open Ricky Bobby’s face and he begins gushing blood all over the ring.
Vince Walters: If the bastard wouldn’t drink so much Busch light, he probably wouldn’t be bleeding as bad as he is right now!
Florida does not let up as he slams Ricky Bobby’s face into the steel cage repeatedly. The newcomer then grabs Ricky Bobby and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Buck Florida then leaps to his feet and begins making his way over toward the steel cage door. He signals to referee Columbo to open the door.
Jill Matthews: Buck Florida looks to be ready to make his escape as he is calling for the door but the new referee isn’t opening it for some reason?
Vince Walters: What the hell is this referee’s problem? Open the damn door!
Referee Rodrigo de Columbo informs Buck Florida “no Inglish” meaning he apparently doesn’t speak English. Florida looks at the rookie referee with a ‘what the fuck’ look on his face. Buck then kicks the steel cage door wide open and off the hinges with his boot. He then makes an attempt to exit the cage but out of nowhere Ricky Bobby grabs him by the hair and pulls him back inside. Ricky Bobby then whips the newcomer head first into the steel cage knocking him to the mat. Nikki Juggs is outside the ring smoking a cigarette and encouraging Ricky Bobby to “whip his arse”.
Jill Matthews: And here comes Ricky Bobby!
Vince Walters: Why can’t this idiot just run off somewhere and die already?
The crowd is really getting behind Ricky Bobby as he signals that he is about to exit the cage now. He leaps onto the top rope and then begins climbing his way up the cage. Cassels makes his way to the top of the cage and just as he is about to start climbing down to the apron, he pauses for a moment.
Jill Matthews: What is he doing??
Vince Walters: Being a moron as usual! All he has to do is drop to the floor and he has this match won…
Ricky Bobby gets a crazy look in his eye as he pauses at the top of the cage. He looks down at his opponent and now he opponents at Buck Florida who is lying unconscious on the mat. Ricky then looks around at the crowd as they are seemingly encouraging him on. Ricky repositions himself and instead of escaping the cage, he turns his body toward the ring.
Jill Matthews: Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it…..
Ricky Bobby raises his arms in the air before leaping off the top of the cage with his patented flying elbow drop. He comes sailing down to the mat but is met with a boot to the face from his Buck Florida. Ricky Bobby sails across the ring and his holding his face in pain. Both men now lie in the center of the ring.
Vince Walters: Ha Ha Ha! That’s what you get for being a dumbass, Ricky Bobby! You should’ve taken your win and hit the showers. But nooooo, you had to show boat. You got what you deserved!
Jill Matthews: What a match we are witnessing from these two men tonight!
Neither man is moving as both seemed to be knocked out pretty good. The crowd is eating the steel cage match up. Buck Florida seems to be in a little bit better shape than Ricky Bobby, but not too much. Ricky is bleeding worse now as he lies on the mat.
Vince Walters: I think I just saw Buck Florida wiggle!
Jill Matthews: You are seeing things again, Vince.
Vince Walters: No the hell I’m not! Buck just wiggled his arms and now it looks he is slowly starting to come to. All Buck has to do is get up first and this match is over.
Florida’s eyes open up and he looks around as he realizes he is lying in the center of the ring. He looks over at his opponent who is knocked the fuck out still from the 40’ fall. Florida rubs his eyes and slowly begins to climb to his feet. It takes him awhile, but he manages to make it to his feet. Ricky Bobby is still lying on the mat and doesn’t appear to be moving at all.
Vince Walters: Buck is up! Now all he has to do is climb out! C’mon Buck!!
Jill Matthews: Florida has now located the steel cage door and is slowly making his way toward it. This match appears to be over…
Florida has now made his way to the door and he steps outside. He glances down at the floor before he climbs down the steel side steps. But Nikki Juggs comes running over toward Buck and gets in his way. She shouts several obscenities at the newcomer but he gives her one hard shove out of his way. Then his foot touches the floor…….
Vince Walters: This one is over!!! Buck Florida wins!!!!!
Jill Matthews: Wait!!! No!!! Ricky Bobby came out of nowhere and is holding Buck Florida by the arm who is now dangling outside the ring but his feet did not touch the floor says referee Rodrigo de Columbo!!!
Vince Walters: Who cares what that idiot says? He didn’t even realize he needed to open the damn cage door earlier in the match!!!
Jill Matthews: We all care what Referee Columbo says! He is the man in charge of the match!!
Buck Florida is fighting to free himself up but Ricky Bobby will not let go. Cassels is lying on his side as he is barely holding onto Florida, who’s feet are within inches of touching the floor. Buck is fighting like he trying to touch the floor but he cannot escape Ricky Bobby’s grasp who pulls him back into the ring. Florida now on his feet as he throws several blows at Cassels. Florida then signals that the match is over. He rares back and throws his patented finisher the Buck Shot at Ricky Bobby who evades it. Cassels then counters with his finisher the southern neck breaker sending Florida hard to the mat. Ricky Bobby then takes one step toward the steel cage door and collapses falling outside the cage and onto the floor. The referee calls for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner….. Ricky Bobby Cassels!!!
The instrumental version of “Losing Your Mind” by Pride & Glory begins blaring throughout the arena as ref Rodrigo de Columbo raises the hand of Ricky Bobby who is lying outside the ring on his side and vomiting blood. Buck Florida is lying in the ring on his back and is bleeding as well. The NEW paramedics rush to ringside to attend to the two wrestlers.
Jill Matthews: Wow! What a match we just witnessed.
Vince Walters: It would’ve been better if Florida had won but yeah I agree. What a match!!
Jill Matthews: Vince I think for once in your life you were right about something. Buck Florida is going to be a major player in New Edge Wrestling for many years to come.
The paramedics are now at ring side tending to both men. Buck Florida is sitting up and the paramedics are performing a field concussion test. Meanwhile, Ricky Bobby isn’t moving at all. The paramedics load him onto a stretcher.
Jill Matthews: This looks very serious for Ricky Bobby. He took a serious bump when he came crashing down from the top of the cage.
As Ricky Bobby lies on the stretcher, one of the paramedics who is a very large chested blonde begins to perform CPR on Ricky Bobby.
Vince Walters: Damn!! I wish she would come perform CPR on me!!!
Nikki Juggs climbs to her feet now and sees what is going on with Ricky Bobby. She rushes over toward him and confronts the large breasted paramedic even shoving her away from Ricky Bobby. Meanwhile, Buck Florida is on his feet now and is being helped back to the dressing room. The crowd gives both men a standing ovation for their efforts before the camera’s cut to commercial break.
The camera’s cut back from a questionable commercial to focus in on Jill Matthews and Vince Walters.
Jill Matthews: Welcome back New Edge fans and we are very very sorry for those of you whom may be offended by that last commercial. Especially to our Arabian viewers out there. We don’t know how it slipped through the cracks.
Vince Walters: Offensive? You call that commercial offensive? I have seen way more OFFENSIVE shit over the past years than calling a bunch of Arabs rag heads on live television…
Jill Matthews: Vince! You insensitive bastard!!
Vince Walters: Sorry….
About this time, the camera’s cut from Jill and Vince to show a shot of the steel cage that hangs above the NEW ring. The cage slowly begins to lower down to ringside as the crowd begins to go nuts.
Jill Matthews: And it looks like it’s time for our Steel Cage match of the evening!
Vince Walters: *sarcasm* What makes you think that???
Jill Matthews: Ummm I dunno, maybe the big ass cage that now sits atop the NEW ring….
Suddenly Jill and Vince are interrupted by the voice of NEW, Tom Davis…
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentleman it is now time for our next match of the evening and it will be contested in a…. STEEL…. CAGE!
The crowd goes wild.
Tom Davis: Introducing first….
The lights in the arena dim as the Instrumental Version of "Losing Your Mind" by Pride and Glory begins to blare over the arena. The only light that can be seen in the entire arena is coming from the Edge-tron. Suddenly, there's an explosion at the top of the entrance ramp as Blue and White pyros go off.
Tom Davis: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from the Neveah Trailer Park in Alabama…. He stands 6’3” and weighs 245 lbs…. Being escorted to the ring by the lovely Nikki Juggs. Here is…. Ricky Bobby Cassels!!!
The lights come back on as Ricky Bobby Cassels and his girlfriend Nikki Juggs are standing at the top of entrance ramp. The pair receives a standing reaction. Cassels is wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts with no shirt on, exposing his massive amount of chest hair. Nikki is wearing a pair of distastefully short daisy dukes and an orange tank top with no bra underneath it. The tank top has the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup logo in the center and it doesn't completely cover Nikki's stomach. She is a larger woman and her gut is hanging out of the tank top. Her ass is also hanging out of the daisy dukes giving the illusion of two hogs fighting. Nikki is walking in 3 inch thick high heels as she leads the way to the ring, a lit cigarette dangling from her lips. Cassels struts down the aisle trailing behind her. The crowd begins chanting "Ricky-Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap) "Ricky Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap). Nikki walks up the steel side steps and then holds the ropes down for Ricky as he slaps her on the ass before he enters the ring. Cassels walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans continue cheering. Meanwhile, Nikki stands in the center of the ring smoking her cigarette while trying to look all seductive but it isn't exactly working. Ricky steps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way to the center of the ring. Nikki and Ricky nearly swallow each other's faces as they make out before she exits the ring. Nikki will continue to chain smoke during Ricky Bobby's match.
Tom Davis: And his opponent….
"Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith begins blaring throughout the arena as the fans give a mixed reactions.
Tom Davis: Making his NEW debut… From Tampa, Florida. He stands 5’7” and weighs in at 250 lbs…. He is “Florida’s Finest”… Buck Florida!!!
Buck Florida appears from behind the curtains with his chest poked out. He poses in the entrance way momentarily as some of the fans who are familiar with his work boo at him. Buck then begins to methodically make his way to the ring with a scowl on his face.
Jill Matthews: As Tom just said, we are seeing the officially debut of Buck Florida. This should be interesting Vince as Buck has been thrown out of practically every wrestling federation known to mankind.
Vince Walters: Sounds like my kind of guy! Lets go Buck!!
Buck slowly climbs in the ring and stares down his opponent Ricky Bobby. The official referee for this match will be one of our newer officials named Rodrigo de Columbo. Both men are inside the squared circle now and official Columbo closes the cage door and calls for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Vince Walters: There’s the bell and there’s now turning back now. I hope Buck Florida wipes the mat with this trailer park idiot.
Jill Matthews: It must be tough making your NEW debut inside a steel cage against an NEW veteran like Ricky Bobby.
Vince Walters: Buck Florida doesn’t seem to mind as he is already taking it to the idiot with the mullet.
Vince is right. Buck Florida has jumped all over Ricky Bobby and has taken the early lead in the match. He is nailing Ricky Bobby with some stiff forearms shots to the face. Spit flies from Ricky’s mouth as Buck throws shot after shot to Cassels. Buck Florida then grabs Ricky Bobby by his mullet and fires him into the ropes. Cassels bounces off the ropes and delivers an excruciating back body drop to the canvass!
Vince Walters: That a boy Buck! Kick his ass!!
Jill Matthews: He is doing just that, Vince. Ricky slowly climbs to his feet now and he is met with an axe handle smash to the forehead from Buck Florida.
Ricky once again tries to climb to his feet as Buck Florida taunts him a few times before driving him back to the mat with another axe handle smash to the head. Florida then grabs Ricky by the hair and slowly pulls him to his feet and delivers a head butt. He then whips Ricky Bobby head first into the cage!!
Vince Walters: I can already tell Buck is going to be a tremendous asset to New Edge Wrestling! All those other feds are stupid for letting a real talent like this man get away! It won’t be long before this guy has a title belt around his waste! You heard it here first.
Jill Matthews: He’s only ten minutes into his first match and you’re already singing his praise huh?
Vince Walters: Baby cakes we you got an eye for talent like I do, you just know whenever you see a star in the making.
Ricky has slowly climbed back to his feet now and approaches Buck Florida, who tries to knock his lights out. But Ricky manages to duck the blow and now he is on the offense as he hits Buck Florida with a DDT and the crowd explodes.
Jill Matthews: Ricky Bobby is now in control of the action.
Vince Walters: Just hang around for a little while sweet cheeks. I have seen this movie time and time again. It won’t be long before this idiot Cassels self implodes.
Ricky Bobby makes his way over to the corner and slowly climbs his way to the top rope. He poses to the crowd before he leaps off the top rope in an attempt to deliver a flying leg drop but Buck Florida manages to slowly move out of the way causing Ricky Bobby to completely miss and slam hard to the mat! Buck Florida then climbs to his feet and shakes loose the cobwebs before zooming in on his opponent. He grabs hold of the ropes and uses it for leverage as he chokes the life out of Ricky Bobby by placing his boot on Cassesls’ throat.
Jill Matthews: Buck Florida is now choking out Ricky Bobby but no holds barred inside the steel cage as referee Rodrigo de Columbo watches from outside the ring.
Vince Walters: Rodrigo who?
Jill Matthews: Rodrigo de Columbo, our latest edition to the NEW refereeing squad. He has officiated several Lucha Libre matches over in Mexico.
Vince Walters: This isn’t no lucha libre pussy bullshit… This is the NEW, baby!
Buck Florida now releases the choke hold from Ricky Bobby and violently pulls Ricky to his feet before grading his face across the steel cage from one side of the ring to the other. The move cuts open Ricky Bobby’s face and he begins gushing blood all over the ring.
Vince Walters: If the bastard wouldn’t drink so much Busch light, he probably wouldn’t be bleeding as bad as he is right now!
Florida does not let up as he slams Ricky Bobby’s face into the steel cage repeatedly. The newcomer then grabs Ricky Bobby and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Buck Florida then leaps to his feet and begins making his way over toward the steel cage door. He signals to referee Columbo to open the door.
Jill Matthews: Buck Florida looks to be ready to make his escape as he is calling for the door but the new referee isn’t opening it for some reason?
Vince Walters: What the hell is this referee’s problem? Open the damn door!
Referee Rodrigo de Columbo informs Buck Florida “no Inglish” meaning he apparently doesn’t speak English. Florida looks at the rookie referee with a ‘what the fuck’ look on his face. Buck then kicks the steel cage door wide open and off the hinges with his boot. He then makes an attempt to exit the cage but out of nowhere Ricky Bobby grabs him by the hair and pulls him back inside. Ricky Bobby then whips the newcomer head first into the steel cage knocking him to the mat. Nikki Juggs is outside the ring smoking a cigarette and encouraging Ricky Bobby to “whip his arse”.
Jill Matthews: And here comes Ricky Bobby!
Vince Walters: Why can’t this idiot just run off somewhere and die already?
The crowd is really getting behind Ricky Bobby as he signals that he is about to exit the cage now. He leaps onto the top rope and then begins climbing his way up the cage. Cassels makes his way to the top of the cage and just as he is about to start climbing down to the apron, he pauses for a moment.
Jill Matthews: What is he doing??
Vince Walters: Being a moron as usual! All he has to do is drop to the floor and he has this match won…
Ricky Bobby gets a crazy look in his eye as he pauses at the top of the cage. He looks down at his opponent and now he opponents at Buck Florida who is lying unconscious on the mat. Ricky then looks around at the crowd as they are seemingly encouraging him on. Ricky repositions himself and instead of escaping the cage, he turns his body toward the ring.
Jill Matthews: Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it…..
Ricky Bobby raises his arms in the air before leaping off the top of the cage with his patented flying elbow drop. He comes sailing down to the mat but is met with a boot to the face from his Buck Florida. Ricky Bobby sails across the ring and his holding his face in pain. Both men now lie in the center of the ring.
Vince Walters: Ha Ha Ha! That’s what you get for being a dumbass, Ricky Bobby! You should’ve taken your win and hit the showers. But nooooo, you had to show boat. You got what you deserved!
Jill Matthews: What a match we are witnessing from these two men tonight!
Neither man is moving as both seemed to be knocked out pretty good. The crowd is eating the steel cage match up. Buck Florida seems to be in a little bit better shape than Ricky Bobby, but not too much. Ricky is bleeding worse now as he lies on the mat.
Vince Walters: I think I just saw Buck Florida wiggle!
Jill Matthews: You are seeing things again, Vince.
Vince Walters: No the hell I’m not! Buck just wiggled his arms and now it looks he is slowly starting to come to. All Buck has to do is get up first and this match is over.
Florida’s eyes open up and he looks around as he realizes he is lying in the center of the ring. He looks over at his opponent who is knocked the fuck out still from the 40’ fall. Florida rubs his eyes and slowly begins to climb to his feet. It takes him awhile, but he manages to make it to his feet. Ricky Bobby is still lying on the mat and doesn’t appear to be moving at all.
Vince Walters: Buck is up! Now all he has to do is climb out! C’mon Buck!!
Jill Matthews: Florida has now located the steel cage door and is slowly making his way toward it. This match appears to be over…
Florida has now made his way to the door and he steps outside. He glances down at the floor before he climbs down the steel side steps. But Nikki Juggs comes running over toward Buck and gets in his way. She shouts several obscenities at the newcomer but he gives her one hard shove out of his way. Then his foot touches the floor…….
Vince Walters: This one is over!!! Buck Florida wins!!!!!
Jill Matthews: Wait!!! No!!! Ricky Bobby came out of nowhere and is holding Buck Florida by the arm who is now dangling outside the ring but his feet did not touch the floor says referee Rodrigo de Columbo!!!
Vince Walters: Who cares what that idiot says? He didn’t even realize he needed to open the damn cage door earlier in the match!!!
Jill Matthews: We all care what Referee Columbo says! He is the man in charge of the match!!
Buck Florida is fighting to free himself up but Ricky Bobby will not let go. Cassels is lying on his side as he is barely holding onto Florida, who’s feet are within inches of touching the floor. Buck is fighting like he trying to touch the floor but he cannot escape Ricky Bobby’s grasp who pulls him back into the ring. Florida now on his feet as he throws several blows at Cassels. Florida then signals that the match is over. He rares back and throws his patented finisher the Buck Shot at Ricky Bobby who evades it. Cassels then counters with his finisher the southern neck breaker sending Florida hard to the mat. Ricky Bobby then takes one step toward the steel cage door and collapses falling outside the cage and onto the floor. The referee calls for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner….. Ricky Bobby Cassels!!!
The instrumental version of “Losing Your Mind” by Pride & Glory begins blaring throughout the arena as ref Rodrigo de Columbo raises the hand of Ricky Bobby who is lying outside the ring on his side and vomiting blood. Buck Florida is lying in the ring on his back and is bleeding as well. The NEW paramedics rush to ringside to attend to the two wrestlers.
Jill Matthews: Wow! What a match we just witnessed.
Vince Walters: It would’ve been better if Florida had won but yeah I agree. What a match!!
Jill Matthews: Vince I think for once in your life you were right about something. Buck Florida is going to be a major player in New Edge Wrestling for many years to come.
The paramedics are now at ring side tending to both men. Buck Florida is sitting up and the paramedics are performing a field concussion test. Meanwhile, Ricky Bobby isn’t moving at all. The paramedics load him onto a stretcher.
Jill Matthews: This looks very serious for Ricky Bobby. He took a serious bump when he came crashing down from the top of the cage.
As Ricky Bobby lies on the stretcher, one of the paramedics who is a very large chested blonde begins to perform CPR on Ricky Bobby.
Vince Walters: Damn!! I wish she would come perform CPR on me!!!
Nikki Juggs climbs to her feet now and sees what is going on with Ricky Bobby. She rushes over toward him and confronts the large breasted paramedic even shoving her away from Ricky Bobby. Meanwhile, Buck Florida is on his feet now and is being helped back to the dressing room. The crowd gives both men a standing ovation for their efforts before the camera’s cut to commercial break.