Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2015 23:13:30 GMT -6
“TECH SUPPORT! TECH SUPPORT!”
Everyone in the office at NEW Headquarters looks around as NEW wrestler Jodie O’Brien screams ‘TECH SUPPORT’, as she can be seen storming through the offices holding a handful of papers in her hands. She walks up to Jesse Styles’ secretary who looks concerned as Jodie leans on the desk top looking at the secretary.
Jodie O’Brien- Excuse me I need to talk to who is in charge! (looks around shouting) TECH SUPPORT!!!
NEW Secretary- Please, Miss O’Brien, what is wrong? How can we help you?
Jodie O’Brien- How can you help me? I’ll tell you how you can help me! (thinks for a second) Wait. What did I want?
NEW Secretary- I… don’t know, Miss O’Brien?
Jodie O’Brien- Hang on a second. (Jodie turns around and looks through her papers looks back at the secretary) So sorry. I’m usually more prepared. Sorry.
NEW Secretary- Um, it’s fine I guess?
Jodie O’Brien- You’re a sweet heart. (digs through her papers and turns around when she finds what she was looking for.) THIS! (slams the paper down on the desk) This is the awesome Demented banner that NEW made for my match at the pay per view. Look how amazing I look.
NEW Secretary- Yes. You look… fine? What of it?
Jodie O’Brien- You god damn right I look fine. Took a full 8 hour modeling day with NEW’s photographers to get that perfect shot. No air brushing or anything.
NEW Secretary- I’m very busy Miss O’Brien.
Jodie O’Brien- Jesus, pushy are we? Well what I’m trying to say is, before we went on a tirade about how good I looked in the banner. Which I do. Look fantastic. Did you notice the other two?
NEW Secretary(looking at the banner)- Um, sure. It’s Carla Owens and Jubilee Jinx. Two of NEWs great stars.
Jodie O’Brien- Yeah! My point exactly. We have the great, the wonderful, the adorable one, Carla Owens as my first opponent? And just when I got that through my… um… my… my… help out, damn lady.
NEW Secretary- Um, mind? Brain?
Jodie O’Brien- Yes. Mind-Brain. When I finally got over the fact that I have to wrestle Carla Owens… THE Carla Owens, mind you. Then I notice it’s a triple threat match. Third opponent? Crazy clown lady of course? Like what the hell? Not only is she drenched in psychotic make up like something out of the movie IT.
NEW Secretary- Um. It? What’s It?
Jodie O’Brien- Oh it’s this stupid movie from the 90’s about a crazy clown that makes balloons as terrifying as they should be and… WHO CARE’S ABOUT THE MOVIE IT!!! I’m talking serious business here.
NEW Secretary- You brought IT up, Jodie…
Jodie O’Brien(glares at her)- Okay… I did. Moving on. Crazy clown lady is not only looking like… exactly that… a crazy clown lady. But she’s holding a gun in her promo image. Now I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her wrestle, never heard of her, still kind of forgot her name already. Jiggs? Jaggs? Jiggy-Jag?
NEW Secretary- Jinx…
Jodie O’Brien- Right. Well, I need to talk to Mr. Styles or who ever is my boss is since the NEW draft. I don’t have a clue to be honest. But that’s beside the point. My life can be in danger here. So I need to talk to someone about my health and saftey.
NEW Secretary(laughing)- She will not be using a gun in the match, trust me Jodie.
Jodie O’Brien- Sorry. I don’t trust you whatever your name is. I don’t even trust Carla Owens… but I certainly will never trust the gun swinging, mentally unstable Jiggy Jag the crazy clown lady! What you fail the realize is that us wrestlers all share something in common. Trust. While we hate, insult, bicker at each other. Most of us, don’t want to hurt each other. Just win. I like winning. I’m sure Carla and I share this rule. Sure I’d love to stomp a mud pie into Carla, just enough where I’m announced the winner. But Jiggy.
NEW Secretary- Jinx…
Jodie O’Brien- Jiggy-Jig-Jag… is a psycho-path. I know it. There’s no trusting her what she can do. Plus isn’t most triple threat matches no disqualification rules? (laughs) Right! Let me paint the scene for you. Jig-Jaggy is losing. I’m winning, obviously, as I usually do. Carla, is already out of it because she can’t keep up with my wicked maneuvers. Jaggy gets frustrated, pulls out a glock 9MM, puts it next to my temple and BLAMO! My beautiful, um, uh, um…
NEW Secretary(sighing)- Brains?
Jodie O’Brien- YES! My sexy, beautiful brains are all over the wrestling ring mat. All over the children in the front row. Sure NEW will get all over CNN and CNBC and TMZ and whatever covers our business. But for what cause? World wide main stream attention… and losing me, Jodie O’Brien, America’s favorite wrestler and woman.
NEW Secretary- Jodie. Jodie. Jodie. I assure you. There will be no gun. Maybe you should focus less about the object she’s holding and focus on your training and their in ring abilities. No?
Jodie O’Brien(nodding)- Hmm. So no gun?
NEW Secretary- No gun. I promise.
Jodie O’Brien(laughs)- Wow. I kind of over reacted, didn’t I? Guns in wrestling? That never happens. (folds up her papers chuckling) And here I thought my.. um.. uh… BRAINS… brains would explode on live TV. Too funny. Too FUNNY! Wow. I feel stupid now. Like a real dummy. Anyway of we can keep this, um, outburst on the down-low? That be perfect, thanks. I don’t want Mr. Styles or whoever to think I’m like a psycho or something. (laughs) Anyway. I should get going. Sorry about this. Train and what not. All that fun stuff. So you’re saying its safe to head to NEWs Demented, kick Carla and Jig-Jag-Jinx ass, win me this match and NOT worry about getting my face shot off? Because again, I don’t have much funeral arrangements made. If I die via bullet to the head at Demented, then I’ll likely end up cremated and dumped into a coffee can or something. But you know what. If Jinxy-Jughead pulls out the glock, I’ll just do some wicked kung fu-karate move and take the gun from her…
NEW Secretary- There you go. But there’ won’t be a gun…
Jodie O’Brien- And. And. And. If Carla pulls a knife, I’ll take it from her and cut her stomach open and make her bleed like a pig. You know? I should probably bring a gun and knife to the show just in case…?
NEW Secretary- No. Jodie. No. Please don’t.
Jodie O’Brien- Sneak them in under my dress… that way I won’t need to train as hard or worry about any more prison time. I was just doing it in self defense. A plan like this HAS to work.
NEW Secretary – Jodie. Wait.
Jodie gathers her papers and organizes them awkwardly on the desk as she giggles to herself. She waves at the secretary as she skips back through the office towards the elevators. She screams ‘TECH SUPPORT!’ one more time before getting on the elevator.
NEW Secretary(on the phone)- … Gary? Hi. It’s Brenda at NEW’s Head office. Make sure to have extra security at Demented on Sunday. And give Miss Jodie O’Brien a firm search. Thanks. Bye.
End.
Everyone in the office at NEW Headquarters looks around as NEW wrestler Jodie O’Brien screams ‘TECH SUPPORT’, as she can be seen storming through the offices holding a handful of papers in her hands. She walks up to Jesse Styles’ secretary who looks concerned as Jodie leans on the desk top looking at the secretary.
Jodie O’Brien- Excuse me I need to talk to who is in charge! (looks around shouting) TECH SUPPORT!!!
NEW Secretary- Please, Miss O’Brien, what is wrong? How can we help you?
Jodie O’Brien- How can you help me? I’ll tell you how you can help me! (thinks for a second) Wait. What did I want?
NEW Secretary- I… don’t know, Miss O’Brien?
Jodie O’Brien- Hang on a second. (Jodie turns around and looks through her papers looks back at the secretary) So sorry. I’m usually more prepared. Sorry.
NEW Secretary- Um, it’s fine I guess?
Jodie O’Brien- You’re a sweet heart. (digs through her papers and turns around when she finds what she was looking for.) THIS! (slams the paper down on the desk) This is the awesome Demented banner that NEW made for my match at the pay per view. Look how amazing I look.
NEW Secretary- Yes. You look… fine? What of it?
Jodie O’Brien- You god damn right I look fine. Took a full 8 hour modeling day with NEW’s photographers to get that perfect shot. No air brushing or anything.
NEW Secretary- I’m very busy Miss O’Brien.
Jodie O’Brien- Jesus, pushy are we? Well what I’m trying to say is, before we went on a tirade about how good I looked in the banner. Which I do. Look fantastic. Did you notice the other two?
NEW Secretary(looking at the banner)- Um, sure. It’s Carla Owens and Jubilee Jinx. Two of NEWs great stars.
Jodie O’Brien- Yeah! My point exactly. We have the great, the wonderful, the adorable one, Carla Owens as my first opponent? And just when I got that through my… um… my… my… help out, damn lady.
NEW Secretary- Um, mind? Brain?
Jodie O’Brien- Yes. Mind-Brain. When I finally got over the fact that I have to wrestle Carla Owens… THE Carla Owens, mind you. Then I notice it’s a triple threat match. Third opponent? Crazy clown lady of course? Like what the hell? Not only is she drenched in psychotic make up like something out of the movie IT.
NEW Secretary- Um. It? What’s It?
Jodie O’Brien- Oh it’s this stupid movie from the 90’s about a crazy clown that makes balloons as terrifying as they should be and… WHO CARE’S ABOUT THE MOVIE IT!!! I’m talking serious business here.
NEW Secretary- You brought IT up, Jodie…
Jodie O’Brien(glares at her)- Okay… I did. Moving on. Crazy clown lady is not only looking like… exactly that… a crazy clown lady. But she’s holding a gun in her promo image. Now I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her wrestle, never heard of her, still kind of forgot her name already. Jiggs? Jaggs? Jiggy-Jag?
NEW Secretary- Jinx…
Jodie O’Brien- Right. Well, I need to talk to Mr. Styles or who ever is my boss is since the NEW draft. I don’t have a clue to be honest. But that’s beside the point. My life can be in danger here. So I need to talk to someone about my health and saftey.
NEW Secretary(laughing)- She will not be using a gun in the match, trust me Jodie.
Jodie O’Brien- Sorry. I don’t trust you whatever your name is. I don’t even trust Carla Owens… but I certainly will never trust the gun swinging, mentally unstable Jiggy Jag the crazy clown lady! What you fail the realize is that us wrestlers all share something in common. Trust. While we hate, insult, bicker at each other. Most of us, don’t want to hurt each other. Just win. I like winning. I’m sure Carla and I share this rule. Sure I’d love to stomp a mud pie into Carla, just enough where I’m announced the winner. But Jiggy.
NEW Secretary- Jinx…
Jodie O’Brien- Jiggy-Jig-Jag… is a psycho-path. I know it. There’s no trusting her what she can do. Plus isn’t most triple threat matches no disqualification rules? (laughs) Right! Let me paint the scene for you. Jig-Jaggy is losing. I’m winning, obviously, as I usually do. Carla, is already out of it because she can’t keep up with my wicked maneuvers. Jaggy gets frustrated, pulls out a glock 9MM, puts it next to my temple and BLAMO! My beautiful, um, uh, um…
NEW Secretary(sighing)- Brains?
Jodie O’Brien- YES! My sexy, beautiful brains are all over the wrestling ring mat. All over the children in the front row. Sure NEW will get all over CNN and CNBC and TMZ and whatever covers our business. But for what cause? World wide main stream attention… and losing me, Jodie O’Brien, America’s favorite wrestler and woman.
NEW Secretary- Jodie. Jodie. Jodie. I assure you. There will be no gun. Maybe you should focus less about the object she’s holding and focus on your training and their in ring abilities. No?
Jodie O’Brien(nodding)- Hmm. So no gun?
NEW Secretary- No gun. I promise.
Jodie O’Brien(laughs)- Wow. I kind of over reacted, didn’t I? Guns in wrestling? That never happens. (folds up her papers chuckling) And here I thought my.. um.. uh… BRAINS… brains would explode on live TV. Too funny. Too FUNNY! Wow. I feel stupid now. Like a real dummy. Anyway of we can keep this, um, outburst on the down-low? That be perfect, thanks. I don’t want Mr. Styles or whoever to think I’m like a psycho or something. (laughs) Anyway. I should get going. Sorry about this. Train and what not. All that fun stuff. So you’re saying its safe to head to NEWs Demented, kick Carla and Jig-Jag-Jinx ass, win me this match and NOT worry about getting my face shot off? Because again, I don’t have much funeral arrangements made. If I die via bullet to the head at Demented, then I’ll likely end up cremated and dumped into a coffee can or something. But you know what. If Jinxy-Jughead pulls out the glock, I’ll just do some wicked kung fu-karate move and take the gun from her…
NEW Secretary- There you go. But there’ won’t be a gun…
Jodie O’Brien- And. And. And. If Carla pulls a knife, I’ll take it from her and cut her stomach open and make her bleed like a pig. You know? I should probably bring a gun and knife to the show just in case…?
NEW Secretary- No. Jodie. No. Please don’t.
Jodie O’Brien- Sneak them in under my dress… that way I won’t need to train as hard or worry about any more prison time. I was just doing it in self defense. A plan like this HAS to work.
NEW Secretary – Jodie. Wait.
Jodie gathers her papers and organizes them awkwardly on the desk as she giggles to herself. She waves at the secretary as she skips back through the office towards the elevators. She screams ‘TECH SUPPORT!’ one more time before getting on the elevator.
NEW Secretary(on the phone)- … Gary? Hi. It’s Brenda at NEW’s Head office. Make sure to have extra security at Demented on Sunday. And give Miss Jodie O’Brien a firm search. Thanks. Bye.
End.