Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 14:25:32 GMT -6
There is a famous dance
From old Mexico
It started in a village
Oh so long ago
Monterey to Mazatlan
La Paz to Veracruz
Throw the sombrero down
And grab your dancing shoes
Ole!
Mariachis take the stage
What beautiful clothes they wear
He plucks the gitaron
As trumpets fill the air
The dancers pass on by
Oh so gracefully
They never miss a step
They do it so easily
There is a famous dance
From Old Mexico
It started in a village
Oh so long ago
Ole.
Nacho: Hahah, there is nothing better than singing a good song before an important match. Ladder match as a debut, meh, soi un loco. I have to be aware of my opponents they all look strong and they have more experience than me. One thing is clear, it will be fun and spectacular. Haha, I hope I will get there on time. Come on Emanuelito, faster!!!
Nacho yells at his donkey, his car's engine has been wrecked exactly on the his way to Arizona, good thing he found a good man willing to give him an old and exhausted donkey called Emanuelito. He wears a traditional poncho and a mexican hat, holding a guitar in his hands. He is in the middle of the desert, on a donkey, far away from Arizona. Now that's a thing Nacho didn't expected. But he is an adventurous type, he thinks that what is happening is a step on his way to become a star.
Nacho: "I am huuungry!! Good thing mamma Maria gave me a burrito, otherwise I'd be busted! Come on Nacho, you will make it, the arena isn't far from here. Come on Emanuelito, more force! Don't be a jackass, haha, even my jokes are bad."
Suddenly the donkey stops and wouldn't take a step further.
Nacho: "I will get at the PPV even if I have to carry you there!!!"
Nacho, gets down from the donkey and stars pushing him from the back. This isn't so effective, not only that he can't make the donkey advance but the animal also has his biological needs to take care of, so he starts taking the little poo-poo spewing Nacho.
Nacho: "Oh no, you didn't!! Oh, no you didn't!! My burrito is ruined too. Mamma Maria, lo siento. Ok, since you are useless we will have to wait for a car! In the middle of the desert! You lazy ass! Haha, I did it again, Nacho you are on fire!
And for real, how big are the chances to enter the combustion in the hot and ruthless Arizona? Nacho was really close to that stage.
*15 minutes later*
Nacho: "Mia madre, soi un inutil! I will die and I didn't even debuted in NEW. And it is all your fault Emmanuelito!"
Emmanuelito was staying there, as nothing happened, as his life wouldn't be endangered.
Nacho: "You know? You still owe me a burrito...hmmm, those legs, medium rare, as Nacho likes. I'm sorry for this, you know, I am the superior creature here!
Nacho slowly goes towards Emmanuelito when suddely he hears car noises. In the silent and deadly desert, even the slightest noise can be heard with a peerless perfection. It was an old Pick-up Truck. When the mexican spots it he starts jumping, yelling it to stop.
Nacho: This is our chance Emmanuelito!! I knew we can do it!! I knew it!! Damented here we come!!!
Emmanuelito: HEE-HAWH!!
The pick-up truck stops and the Mexican and his companion get almost instantly near the car's window. The window is slowly opening. Nacho sees an approximative 45 years old afro-american, dressed as a farmer eating boiled eggs from a jar.
Nacho: Ola signor, soi Nacho, me and my friend Emmanuelito *pointing to the donkey* got exhausted and we could really use a ride. We have to arrive to an event, it is really important for us. As you can see signor, I am an Luchadore *pointing to his mask* my car's engine broke down.
Man: "Maaan, you smell like shieet! You ain't gonna enter mother July's car smelling like that, the back of the truck is aaaaall yours."
Nacho: "Gracias signore, we are really gratefull you are helping us. Excuse Emmanuelito, he is shy."
Man: "Daaaamn, these mexicans are getting weeeeirder every day. Listen here Dr. Doolittle, you'd better get in back before I change my mind. Where to?"
Nacho: It is an arena close here? I really don't know, I am new in this company, I'm debuting. I was told something about a little town near two mountains.
Man: Listen here Nacho Libre, I don't know in which company you are involved but you have the luck it's close from here! Mother July thaught me to be a good soul. Are we going? Or we keep talking? Wanna give you my number?
Nacho helps the donkey get to the back of the car then he goes there too. They are both sitting on hay.
Nacho: Guess what Emmanuelito, it is time for a song!"
Emmanuelito: HEE-HAWH!!! *almost cry*
Nacho: And one, and two, and there you go!!
"Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa' mi pa' ti y arriba y arriba
Ah y arriba y arriba por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán,
Soy capitán, soy capitán"
Man: You'd better shut yaw ass.
Nacho finally arrives to the town with Emmanuelito. He feels the grip inside of him, he feels the air, fresh air, new air. He is prepared for action!
Man: Here you are, amigo.
Nacho: Thank you kind man, I will never forget your action once I'll be famous!
Man: That's what Obama said too, move yaw ass!
Nacho: Thank you again!!
The driver takes out an egg from the jar eats it in one bite, rounds up the window and turns back to his farm.
Nacho: Nice people here in America. Am I right Emmanuel?
Emmanuel: ....
Nacho: You have to be more sociable.
Nacho sees some movement around, sees a group of known wrestlers in the company, moves towards them and says the following words:
Nacho: Ola, soi Nacho!!