Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 7, 2015 20:57:29 GMT -6
As we come back from a brief NEW Shop Zone advert we now see eight NEW wrestlers inside the ring all glaring up at the Silver Briefcase hanging high above their heads. Some of the wrestlers also look outside the ring seeing all the ladders set up all over the outside of the ring and now that introductions have been completed it looked as if Blair Buchannan, Scarlet, Ricky Molaroni, Tegan Taylor, The Dream, Buck Florida, Scott Draven and Nacho all seemed ready as they could be for what was about to come.
Jill Mathews: Hmm… I only count eight in the ring.
Vince Walters: Holy crap ladies and gentlemen the ex porn star can count.
Jill Mathews: Ha...Ha… Very funny says the former member of poopshoot.com.
Vince Walters: Hey that was a great website in it’s day….
Jill Mathews: Anyways it seems that I am being told over the head set that Greg Clark has been released by New Edge as of today as for the other missing two in Avon Deeds and Andre Holmes there future seems to be unknown at this moment in time.
Vince Walters: Unknown that’s code for soon to be fired.
Jill Mathews: Could be or they might of been unable to make it to the show.
Vince Walters: Oh, I am so sick of hearing shit like that for we have been in Arizona for like a week now and they haven’t so no excuse and no fucks given for them.
Jill Mathews: Tell us how you really feel Vince….
Vince Walters: I always do there Double D’s.
Jill Mathews: Sigh…….
DING!!!!!
The bell sounds signaling the beginning of the match as at first no one makes a move but that was only for a matter of seconds until Nacho showed his speed by quickly running up to an unexpecting Buck Florida and dropping Buck with a Hurricanruna! Nacho then turns around and there is Blair Buchannan with a high kick to the side of his face knocking Nacho through the middle ropes and to the outside. The action begins to pick up as Ricky begins to slug it out with Scott Draven, Scarlet has The Dream backed up against a corner turnbuckle and is driving hard elbows into him. Tegan meanwhile has rolled outside the ring still smiling and even blowing a few kisses out to the crowd before grabbing a ladder and sliding it into the ring. Now Tegan rolls her self in looking around the ring seeing Ricky having gotten the better of Scott Draven by taking him down with a tilt a whirl slam, Blair Buchannan getting taken off her feet thanks to a huge shoulder block from Buck Florida, Scarlet still over in the corner laying into Dream. Tegan kind of shrugs her shoulders noticing everyone is quite busy so she sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring and begins to climb up it. However as she is about half way up the ladder Nacho has gotten back up onto the ring apron and LEAPS up onto the top ring rope then springboards him self off with a double front kick to the BACK of Tegan Taylor!!! Tegan falls off the ladder down onto her side on the ring mat. Nacho looks poised to really do some damage in this match as he now drops a quick turn around leg drop across the throat of Tegan and now see’s his chance to climb that ladder. But, as he is climbing on one side now Ricky Molaroni begins to climb up the ladder on the other side!
Vince Walters: Quite some fast paced action here so far and I gotta be honest I thought there for a moment Tegan was going to take this match without even being touched.
Jill Mathews: Now that truly would of been amazing but alas it was not to be that super hyper guy named Nacho is just super fast and put a stop to her climb.
Vince Walters: Well right now he’s near the top of the ladder but so is Ricky Molaroni.
Jill Mathews: Both are reaching for the briefcase here and both of these newcomers to NEW want to get it!
Vince Walters: Oh Scarlet just legit threw the body of Dream into the ladder knocking both Ricky and Nacho off the ladder!!!
“Camera cuts to the right side of the front row where Ricky’s sister Dazielle Molaroni watching the match closely showing little emotion.”
Jill Mathews: Quite the well known wrestler in Dazi right there sitting at ringside.
Vince Walters: Yeah… I know we have a bunch of guests tonight but she’s not a NEW EDGE wrestler so I don’t care.
Jill Mathews: Hence why you have never gotten a promotion into the P.R department.
Back in the ring with Nacho and Ricky both down Scarlet set the ladder back up but was soon attacked by The Dream who turned her around hitting several elbow shots to the side of Scarlet’s face then one right over her skull causing Scarlet to drop to her knees. Dream now backs back a few steps and goes to bonce off the ropes but Blair who had been tossed out onto the ring apron by Scott Draven holds the RING rope down!! Dream goes flying backwards over the top rope and down to the outside mat face first. Blair now rolls into the ring as she makes eye contact with her former arch rival in Scarlet Styles. For Scarlet now gets back to her feet making eye contact with Blair and they walk up to each other talking a little bit of trash as the crowd really begins to get into this now as the two hall of famers are mouthing words back and fourth. However before ether could do anything Nacho came up behind Blair turning her around and dropping her to the mat with a standing drop kick. Scarlet now set her eyes on Nacho but she got turned around by Ricky Molaroni who knees her in her gut and a Snap like DDT drops Scarlet to the ring mat. Scott Draven is also back to his feet as he has climbed to the top turnbuckle and attempts a double ax handle smash down onto Tegan Taylor but NO!!! Tegan nailed Scott Draven with a drop kick as he was in mid air and Draven is now down once more. Tegan kind of almost looks concerned for him then turns back towards the ladder that was now laying on it’s side and walks towards it. Blair is back to her feet as she does battle with Nacho meanwhile Buck Florida is walking around the ring kind of looking like a maniac as he doesn’t touch anyone and ends up rolling outside the ring grabbing another ladder.
Vince Walters: That guy kind of weirds me out and that’s not something that happens to me often.
Jill Mathews: Hey Vince look a rat!
Vince Walters: AHHH!! GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!!
Jill Mathews: Ha….Ha…...Ha!
Vince Walters: Oh you bitch…
Jill Mathews: But, anyways now Buck Florida has slid yet another ladder into the ring and is up onto the ring apron but oh my look out Blair who had just dropped Nacho turned towards Buck Florida and leaped up onto the top turnbuckle LEAPING OFF IT nailing a leaping drop kick to Buck knocking him off the ring apron and back down to the floor! Now as Blair is kind of hunched over back in the ring we see Buck getting back to his feet here.
Vince Walters: HOLY SHIT NACHO just used Blair’s back as a springboard and Suicide Dive over the top rope down onto Buck Florida!!! Now that was innovative I gotta admit.
Jill Mathews: This Nacho sure has impressed but honestly all that are in this match have thus far quite the showing.
Vince Walters: Such a goodie good…
Jill Mathews: Oh right because I should never give all wrestlers involved praise…..
Vince Walters: Nope.
Out on the outside Nacho and Buck Florida both are beginning to struggle to there feet as Scott Draven climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off FLYING CROSS BODY taking himself, Nacho and Buck Florida down on the outside!! Now back in the ring Dream is once again going at it with Scarlet as he ducks an attempted spinning elbow from Scarlet and suplexes her on her back. He now see’s that Tegan Taylor yet again has set a ladder up in the middle of the ring and is climbing it. Dream goes around to the other side of the ladder and begins to climb up it as well. All the while Ricky Molaroni has picked up the other ladder that Buck Florida slid into the ring and has set it up next to the ladder the other two are climbing up on! Ricky now begins to climb and Blair goes around to the other side and climbs up that ladder as well! We have four of the eight now near the briefcase on two different ladders fighting it out. Dream tries to head butt Tegan but she moves out of the way and his head butt totally misses and TEGAN with a HIGH KICK from her side of the ladder over to DREAMS FACE sends him falling off the ladder!! Now Tegan is all alone on that ladder as she begins to take a few more steps closer. But, Blair notices this as she took her left thumb driving it into the right eye of Ricky to leave him a bit worse for ware for the moment and Blair LEAPS OVER to the other ladder and punches Tegan in her face to stop her from reaching up and grabbing the Briefcase! Scarlet is back to her feet as she now climbs up the other side of the ladder that Ricky is on who has a hand over his eye but he is still trying to reach up to grab the briefcase. Scarlet reminding the world of her quickness climbs the ladder super fast and drives an elbow between the eyes of Ricky almost causing him to lose his balance but he manages to regain his composure as Scarlet now reaches and Ricky hits her with a hard forearm!
Jill Mathews: We got four people up on those two ladders doing battle all four of them wanting to win the silver brief case obviously but oh let’s not forget about the three on the outside of the ring as Scott Draven, Nacho and Buck Florida are all coming to their feet. Buck Florida in a rage grabs a hold of Nacho sending his smaller body hard into the guardrail and you could hear the sick thud sound from when Nacho’s back hit the guard rail!
Vince Walters: Poor little Nacho such heart but Buck be mad!
Jill Mathews: Scott Draven didn’t bother with either one of them as he rolled right back into the ring and just as Dream was getting back to his feet Draven NAILS DREAM WITH HIS LEAGUE OF DRAVEN!!!!
Vince Walters: Say goodnight Dream.
Jill Mathews: Yeah….But, Draven better do something quick about the four on the ladders for they are all so close to grabbing that briefcase.
Vince Walters: I think he has something in….Ohh nevermind Buck Florida back in the ring and just laid Scott Draven out with a backstabber like move.
Jill Mathews: Buck Florida just does not seem happy.
Vince Walters: If I had that face I wouldn’t be either.
Buck Florida now looks up as he see’s Blair Buchannan and Tegan Taylor continue to throw shots at each other but Tegan LEAPS OVER BLAIR SUN SET FLIP POWERBOMB FROM THE LADDER!!!! Both, Tegan and Blair are now down!! Buck smiles as he see’s Tegan trying to struggle to her feet he decides to help her up then a big kick to her gut and a POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!! Tegans back smashed into that turnbuckle hard!!! Now back on the other ladder Scarlet goes for her S.K.O!!! NO!!!! Ricky Molaroni ducked it and hit another forearm smash to the side of Scarlets face but Scarlet comes right back with a legit head butt between the eyes of Ricky nailing him just in the right spot with that head butt of hers. However neither have fallen off the ladder well until….Buck Florida SHOVES THE LADDER OVER which causes both Ricky and Scarlet to go flying off and down to the ring mat they both go crashing down! Buck now looks around smiling realizing it’s just him standing as he starts to climb the ladder that is but Dream somehow gets back to his feet pulling Buck off the ladder and for that he damned near got his head close lined off him for Buck nailed a huge short arm close line to Dream!! Now It’s Scott Draven who is back to his feet but he is being very cautious in going after Buck who has yet to realize that Draven is back to his feet. Nacho is back up onto the apron as well and now to the top turnbuckle!!! HE LEAPS OFF NACHO LEAPS OFF CORK SCREAM like leaping move takes Buck down and now Scott Draven has the other ladder in his hand and as Nacho turns around WHAM!!! Draven drives the ladder into the face of Nacho possibly knocking the guy not just down but OUT! Now Draven is waiting as he see’s Scarlet struggling to her feet and WHAM DRAVEN drills Scarlet with the ladder to her forehead!!! She is down!!!!! Draven sets his sites on his next victim and that victim is Ricky Molaroni but as Draven charges towards Ricky he doesn’t make contact because Ricky dropped down hitting Draven with a DROP TOE HOLD sending Dravens head smacking onto the ladder he was holding. Now the ladder is on the mat and Draven is kind of leaning against it out of it until Ricky Molaroni brings Scott Draven back to his feet bringing him onto the downed ladder DRAGONS RAGE ONTO THE LADDER!!!!!! Scott Draven is out of it and Ricky without question hurt his knees by doing that move on top of the ladder as he rolls off the ladder holding his right knee especially.
Jill Mathews: We are seeing the hard hitting action really pick up now as this war is getting brutal they all want that briefcase so bad you can just tell it.
Vince Walters: All of their bodies are being put through punishment no question about that.
Jill Mathews: Blair is back to her feet now and I see Tegan Taylor getting back to her feet as well and here we go again with these two in the middle of the ring slugging it out but Blair kicks Tegan hard in the gut and SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!!!! Tegan is down!!! Blair hears the mixed reaction from the fans and actually does a little bow which causes more boos! Blair now turns her attention to the same ladder that Buck tried to climb up but she quickly see’s Nacho struggling to his feet near her and a SPINNING HEEL KICK knocks Nacho back off of his feet. Scarlet has now gotten back to her feet just as Ricky Molaroni is getting back to his feet as is Buck Florida! Scarlet see’s Buck Florida charge towards her but she summer saults out of the way and Buck Florida ramps into Ricky causing both men to fall through the middle ring rope and to the outside!! Scarlet now see’s Blair once again and Blair see’s Scarlet yet again. These two begin to walk towards each other but Scott Draven tries to get involved and Blair with a high left kick to his face causes Draven to stumble over towards Scarlet and AN S.K.O!!!!!!! Draven is down and possibly out!!! Now Scarlet and Blair are nose to nose both looking up at the briefcase then back at each other but yet again before they could begin to fight Dream came up behind Scarlet turning her around and tossing her into the ropes dropping her with a leaping double front kick. Blair who was about to reach out and grab Dream got turned around by Tegan Taylor knee to Blair’s gut and a FACE BUSTER by Tegan Taylor!! Blair is down near the ladder that somehow is still standing. Now, Buck Florida has come back into the ring while Ricky seems to be favoring his right knee on the outside having a hard time getting back to his feet. Florida see’s Tegan charge at him but he catches her attempted right high kick and T-BONE SUPLEX down goes Tegan!! Buck now see’s a chance but notices Blair moving around a little bit while down on the ring mat. He grabs the ladder and places it OVER THE TOP OF BLAIR!! SHE IS STUCK UNDER THE LADDER as BUCK FLORIDA begins to climb up the ladder and now NACHO has come back to life and is climbing up the other side of the ladder all the while Blair is stuck under it looking to be in some serious pain.
Vince Walters: Do you hear that music?
Jill Mathews: I sure do but it’s not a theme song of any wrestler I know.
Vince Walters: What is going on?
“ALL HIS LIFE HE’S BEEN TOLD
HE’LL BE NOTHING WHEN HE’S OLD.
ALL THE KICKS AND THE BLOWS.
HE WON’T EVER LET IT SHOW.
CAUSE HE’S STRONGER THEN YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jill Mathews: WHAT IN THE WORLD? CHRIS STYLES?
Vince Walters: Are my eyes fooling me here? I mean he’s been doing a lot of tweeting but he always does that he never actually does anything of merit in NEW.
Jill Mathews: And, uh I realize it’s been like four months since the last time I actually legit saw Chris in person maybe five months but damn the boy has been working out.
Vince Walters: Oh my god if you have the hots for Chris Styles I will go insane.
Jill Mathews: I’m just saying he looks pretty good.
Vince Walters: Well that’s all wonderful but what is he doing out here?
Jill Mathews: He just sprinted down to the ring and has rolled into the ring.
Vince Walters: What the hell? He is asking both Buck Florida and Nacho to get down are you kidding me?
Jill Mathews: He seems serious but hey he’s asking nicely..
Vince Walters: Well neither of them seem to care.
Jill Mathews: OH MY!!! Chris just with all his force rammed into the ladder KNOCKING IT OVER AND SENDING NACHO AND BUCK FLORIDA ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE OF THE RING DOWN ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR MAT!!!
Vince Walters: Did he just help Blair?
Jill Mathews: He has his hand held out offering to help her up.
Vince Walters: I...uh am officially stumped.
Jill Mathews: I'm not stumped totally on why he's out here helping Blair it's been pretty obvious through social media that he has a major crush on her.
Vince Walters: Yeah but it's Social Media you can't believe all of that non since!
Chris Styles helps Blair to her feet he then nods at her as he turns noticing Nacho and Buck Florida are both trying to get back to their feet and he goes a running leaping onto the top ring rope and off DOWN ONTO BOTH NACHO AND BUCK FLORIDA!! Blair kind of snickers as she looks around not seeing anyone until she looks to her right and S.K.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scarlet laid her out!!!!!! Ricky is now back in the ring he turns Scarlet around as Blair has just gotten dropped! Now Scarlet and Ricky are exchanging shots and now we have Tegan Taylor who is favoring her back badly getting into the fight as well all three of them are exchanging shots. Scott Draven slowly comes back to his feet turning Ricky around to try and knock him off his feet but as he goes for a leap like boot kick Ricky ducks and he NAILS SCARLET!!!! She is down!!! Tegan quickly hits a kick to the shin of Scott Draven then a roundhouse kick knocking him off his feet. Now both Tegan and Ricky have taken off for the ladder when suddenly…….
INKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE MAN OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: WHAT!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: OH my god it’s INKT we knew he might be coming back sometime soon but we knew nothing about him being here tonight!
Vince Walters: This man has possibly the most serious look I have ever seen on that former NEW World Champs face.
Jill Mathews: Oh my….. He has gotten a hold of Nacho outside the ring INKT SMASH none stop mounted punches I mean my god none stop and I think Nacho is OUT COLD!!!
Vince Walters: Buck Florida is struggling to his feet outside the ring and Inkt is up DIRTY NEEDLE MY GOD!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Why is Inkt doing this?
Vince Walters: He’s uh The Man Of War? Meaning he likes war?
Jill Mathews: Sigh just SHUT UP VINCE!
Vince Walters: How about No…..
INKT now rolls into the ring setting his sights on Scott Draven DULL NEEDLE!!!! Draven is down and has actually rolled all the way out of the ring from the impact. INKT now back to his feet seeing Dream and ANOTHER DULL NEEDLE!!!!!! Dream is down! Meanwhile back up on the ladder both Tegan and Ricky are reaching and both of their hands have touched the brief case but INKT just simply KICKED the ladder out from under them and Tegan lands face first on the mat. However Ricky landed on his feet and gets some good shots in on Inkt knocking him off balance a bit until Ricky went for a running high knee to Inkt’s face which INKT ducked and with Ricky’s back turned DIRTY NEEDLE!!!!!! Blair has stumbled to her feet obviously not knowing where she is as she is still recovering from the effects of the S.K.O and Inkt has her lined up in his sites but CHRIS STYLES has rolled back into the ring just as Inkt came a running at Blair Chris got in front of Blair and DULL NEEDLE TO CHRIS WHICH SENT HIS BODY INTO BLAIRS and they both fall outside the ring from the impact. Inkt now looks around to see if anyone else is standing or moving but no one seems to be so he just kind of takes it in for a moment and exits the ring getting a big mixed reaction from the fans as he walks up the ring apron. We then see Scarlet stick her head up obviously she was PLAYING DEAD!!! Scarlet looks as she see’s INKT walk backstage and she gets to her feet setting the ladder back up and she begins to climb up it one step at a time until she reaches the top and GRABS THE BRIEFCASE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner and now the SILVER BRIEFCASE HOLDER SCARLET STYLES!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Wow! Scarlet played dead allowing Inkt to think she was down and out and when he left she got up and climbed that ladder now that was using your brain!
Jill Mathews: Man what destruction did we see in this match holy cow and yeah I gotta admit smart by Scarlet who has indeed won the Silver Brief Case.
Vince Walters: This match had so much go down in it holy crap.
Jill Mathews: There we see Chris Styles on the outside sitting up he is getting to his feet and helping Blair to her feet and it looks like he’s going to help her to the back.
Vince Walters: When did Chris get well guts and seem almost not completely insane?
Jill Mathews: Well it has been rumored for the last year he’s been going through recovery over all the hard stuff he has been doing for well quite sometime.
Vince Walters: And, then we had Ricky Molaroni and Tegan Taylor so close to winning but obviously Inkt interrupted that.
Jill Mathews: I can’t wait to see the fall out from all of this and well Scarlet is now the Silver Brief Case Winner!