Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 7, 2015 21:24:06 GMT -6
Jill Matthews: It’s now time for a well hyped match. Of course when it involves the very vocal and confident Sasha Foote of course it will be hyped.
Tom Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall introducing first…….from Detroit, Michigan she is “The Problem” SSAASSHHAA FFOOTTEE!!!!!
The lights go out as 'Dark Horse' begins to play throughout the building. Sasha makes her way to the top of the entranceway as a purple/green smoke cloud swirls around her. Flanked by two trainers, one on each side of her she begins making her way towards the ring. Determined look on her face the entire time, she doesn't interact with the fans at all. She stops at the ring steps and her trainers take the robe she wore to the ring off of her and carry it towards the back as Sasha enters the ring.
Vince Walters: So let me get this right? She works for a pro wrestling company, thinks she is a pro wrestler, yet comes out with two boxing trainers. Yet everyone is giving people like Hunter Valentyne and Valora Salinas shit for calling her out when she says she is a pro wrestler.
Jill Matthews: It’s just what she is accustomed too Vince. And I know for a fact that Recently Sasha has been working on her wrestling ability. Tonight I think she will hold her own on the wrestling side of things in that ring.
Tom Davis: And her opponent………….hailing from New Westminster, British Columbia he is The “Johniment Species” JJOOHNNYY BBOONNEECCRRUUSSHHEERR!!!!
Jill Matthews: Hell of an ovation for this 35 year old veteran. This match of course was pretty much booked on Twitter and we are excited to see this highly touted veteran of professional wrestling make his New Edge Wrestling debut and wait what in the hell??!!
Vince Walters: HA Johnny just took out those dumb trainers!!! How smart is that!! Even though they don’t do shit.
Jill Matthews: And Sasha didn’t take those actions too kindly as she has flown out of the ring still wearing her robe and is laying forearm shots to Johnny’s back. She is walking away to se up something but Johnny grabs her by the robe and drags her back and slams her against the security rail!! Veteran move by the King Shit of Fuck Mountain??
Vince Walters: That is an awesome nickname and you know it.Sasha took a jolt into that guard rail. Maybe if she didn't wear a fucking boxing robe out to a pro wrestling match.
Jill Matthews: And Sasha is rolled back in by Bonecrusher. He goes for the cover with tights what in the hell ref but Sasha kicks out. Johnny is now taking control of this match as he now has a side headlock on Sasha. She is trying to break the hold but look at Bonecrusher shifting his weight with her every attempt to get out of it. Veteran ove right there by Bonecrusher.
Vince Walters: Well she is a bbooxxeerr….how hard is this to figure out? She is being ot wrestled. Just like what Al Envy did in her first attempt.
Jill Matthews: Now Johnny has himself lying down on her. Uh well I see that he is enjoying himself by rubbing himself all over Sasha but OH MAN!! What an elbow shot to Johnny’s head by Sasha. Sasha gets up as Bonecrusher tries to get to his feet and wham a standing side kick right to Johnny’s stomach!! That is putting Johnny on his knees. I bet he has a broken rib now. And Oh Sasha hits a SNAP SUPLEX!!! That stunned Johnny! Sasha goes for the cover and Johnny kicks out at 2!! Let’s go Sasha keep it going!!!
Vince Walters: Well yay she hit a wrestling move. Did you really think a snap suplex poorly executed at that…..would beat a veteran like Johnny Bonecrusher.
Jill Matthews: Well nonetheless I don’t get your issue with Sasha but here she goes back on Johnny Bonecrusher and good lord a straight right hand right to Johnny’s jaw. That knocks Johnny backwards there. Sasha follows with a side kick and that knocks Johnny down. Bonecrusher gets back to his feet and Sasha goes for another kick but Johnny counters that by blocking it and nailing Sasha with a hard stiff clothesline. Grief that turned her inside out! Johnny picks Sasha back up and delivers a snap suplex of his own!, Johnny gets up and now seeks the acclaim from this Arizona desert crowd and gets somewhat of a response. He needs to get back on Sasha here and he does.
Vince Walters: Now that was a snap suplex. I have to admit Sasha is showing improvement. But she has to drop the kickboxing shit because Bonecrusher once again shows that experience and counters those strikes with wrestling maneuvers. When she adopts pro wrestling instead of actually calling herself a damn wrestler then maybe she will be a payer here and oh man what a move by Johnny Bonecrusher.
Jill Matthews: Man that was a hell of a knee lift by Bonecrusher. He is now jawing with the fans here I don’t think that is wise. He needs to finish off Sasha Foote. I wouldn’t give her a second wind here. And that is what he is doing.
Vince Walters: He has this well under control. All he needs to do is just end this and send Sasha back to Twitter with more excuses on why she sucks.
Jill Matthews: And it looks like Johnny is going to end this here. He is sitting Sasha on his shoulder about to deliver the Johnny Special. He goes for it but OH MY GOD WHAT ATHLETICISM BY FOOTE!! She spinned herself in the air and delivered a knee straight to Johnny’s temple!!. Johnny is staggered!! And Sasha rolls him up!!
Vince Walters: JOHNNY IS IN THE ROPES!! HE IS IN THE ROPES!!!
1..
2..
TTHHRREE!!!!!
Jill Matthews: SASHA WINS SASHA WINS!!
Vince Walters: That’s bullshit Bonecrusher was in the ropes!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner SSAASSHHAA FFOOTTEE!!
Jill Matthews: And look at Sasha just realizing she has picked up her first career victory as a pro wrestler.
Vince Walters: She is celebrating this?? Johnny got screwed here. He was in the damn ropes is this referee blind!!??
Jill Matthews: Johnny isn’t happy right now but the referees decision is final. Sasha Foote here at Demented has picked up her first victory as a part of New Edge Wrestling!!