Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 7, 2015 22:25:30 GMT -6
We cut back to Jill Mathews, Vince Walters and there joined at the commentary table by Clark Benson!
Jill Mathews: Well ladies and gentlemen what a Pay Per View this has been and as you can see we have had some very special guests in attendance tonight for this great event.
Vince Walters: Well of course we have special guests how could you not be a fan of the N.E.W and speaking of um guests Jill….
Jill Mathews: Ah….Yes, Clark Benson is joining us at the commentary desk ladies and gentlemen to call this N.E.W World Title Match up here in the Main Event of Demented.
Clark Benson: You mean the once again Voice of NEW?
Jill Mathews: No… You will be the voice of Lights Out as there lead commentary person but not the over all voice of NEW Clark.
Clark Benson: Face it hot lips I GOT MY SPOT BACK! I told you it would be just a matter of time and sure it took like three years or more but I am back as the Voice of New Edge Wrestling.
Jill Mathews: Lights Out Clark….
Vince Walters: Still dorky as ever Clark Benson ladies and gentlemen!
Clark Benson: Still a major asshole with a total crush on Jill Mathews that will never die no matter how many times she has turned you down Vince Walters ladies and gentlemen!
Vince Walters: She doesn’t turn me down….
Jill Mathews: I kinda do…
Vince Walters: LIES I SAY LIES!
Clark Benson: Well allow me to take the lead here and say ladies and gentlemen the Main Event tonight that you are about to see will not be a wrestling match..
Jill Mathews: Uh, excuse you?
Clark Benson: Don’t interupt woman.
Jill Mathews: I AM on the lead here not you for you are a guest to this commentary table tonight now shut your mouth before I tear your eye balls out!!!
Clark Benson: Touche……
Jill Mathews: Now ladies and gentlemen allow me to tell you that this Main Event we are all about to see will not be for the faint of heart for it will be a battle of two men who do not like each other very much and both men are pretty big and strong men. So sit back and enjoy what we call here in NEW EDGE a Smash Fest because that’s exactly what this will be.
Vince Walters: Not to mention someone is going six feet under for that is the match stipulation after all.
Jill Mathews: Exactly Clark behind us off to the side of the ramp way is a big hole with tons and tons of dirt around it not to mention shovels and a casket. For the idea behind this is you must first get your opponent in the casket and then shove the casket into the well pretty much open grave.
Clark Benson: Now once that is done ladies and gentlemen it’s not over yet for the casket does not have a lock on it which means you have to get that casket buried deep enough to where it can’t be seen anymore and if said other person inside the casket gets out before it happens then the match continues.
Jill Mathews: Nice go off and confuse the people at home Clark…
Clark Benson: Hey I don’t use tiny little words like you I know our audience is smart.
Vince Walters: Wait a minute you two stop this right now! Ah hell who am I kidding continue!
Clark/Jill: SHUT UP VINCE!!!!!
Vince Walters:......On that note let’s go to Tom Davis.
Tom Davis: The following is for the NEW EDGE World Title and is a Six Feet Under Match. First introducing the challenger from Minneapolis here is AUSTEN IMPACT!!!!!!
Bring The Noise by Anthrax and Public Enemy picks up over the speakers and out steps the challenger Austen Impact out onto the ramp way with a very focused look across his face for he seems to even have a hint of sadness across his face as he begins to walk down the ramp briefly looking behind him then taking a deep breathe and walking down to the ring climbing inside seeming ready for possibly the biggest match of his entire career.
Jill Mathews: The reason you saw Austen look behind him was because I believe he was kind of looking for his friend and manager Davey Dynamo a N.E.W hall of famer who we sadly lost several days ago.
Vince Walters: Yeah I honestly don’t know if Austens head is all here tonight I just don’t see how it could be.
Clark Benson: Oh it’s there he is winning this one for the great TRIPLE D!
Jill Mathews: That remains to be seen for he has quite the challenge ahead of him let’s go back down to Tom.
Tom Davis: And, his opponent from Dublin, Ireland here is the Current N.E.W World Champion FATHER NATHAN!!!!
The Man Comes Around’ by Johnny Cash plays over the PA as Nathan walks out from the backstage area and looks around at the crowd almost as if evaluating each and every one of them before making his way down the rampway to the ring, climbing into the ring and looking over the crowd again, smirking as he enjoys the reaction of the crowd and cracks his knuckles, throwing a few warm up punches, preparing for the coming fight… He slowly removes the belt from around his waist and hands it to the ref taking one final look at it then his eyes look over at Austen.
Jill Mathews: Well The Champ has come around ladies and gentlemen now the question is will he still be champ by the end of the night?
Vince Walters: If recent history suggests anything I would say no for recent NEW World Champions for the most part have had a very hard time defending the title the first time out. But, given Austens mind set due to the loss of Triple D I just can’t predict this.
Clark Benson: I say Austen will win and Father Nathan will fall.
Jill Mathews: Well I think you meant to say will get buried but yeah we shall see.
Clark Benson: Don’t correct me….
Jill Mathews: I can and I will little man.
Clark Benson: Excuse me?
Vince Walters: Wow is this really how you and I sound when we fight Jill?
Jill Mathews: No it’s a little bit different.
Clark Benson: Yeah ten times more annoying…
Vince Walters: Clark I have been tempted to punch you in the face so many times for almost Seven years now please give me a reason tonight.
Clark Benson: I wear glasses don’t mess with me boy!
DING!!!!!
The bell rings as Austen and Father Nathan step to the middle of the ring with Father Nathan getting a rather good reaction from the fans and Austen Impact getting a mixed reaction from the fans. Both Impact and Nathan look out at the fans then wham the slug fest begins. For both men aren’t holding anything back as they let the fists fly and neither man is backing up an inch after a good minute or two Father Nathan turns his fist shots into knife edge chops which does back Impact up a little bit. He continues with a mixture of chops and punches until Impact is backed against the nearest corner turnbuckle now comes a series of stiff elbow shots from Nathan to Impact. Impact is feeling it but manages to get some counter shots of his own in including a really stiff kick to the lower stomach area of Father Nathan which allows Impact to grab Father Nathan and throw him against the turnbuckle now. For it’s Impact who’s laying the shots in now with several shoulders driven into the stomach area of Father Nathan and a hard knee to Nathans stomach as well. Father Nathan looks a little rocked from all of this as Impact attempts to Irish whip him out of the current corner turnbuckle across the ring to the over one across the way but Nathan puts the breaks on using his power forcing Austen to come towards him and a Short Arm Close Line takes Impact off his feet. Nathan doesn’t let up for he seems just as focused if not more as Impact and he drops several elbow shots down onto the body of Austen then several knees as well. Father Nathan now brings Impact to his feet looking for another close line but Austen ducks under it and as Nathan turns around BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX down goes Nathan!!! Austen drops to one knee for a second and pounds his right fist into the mat then he gets back to his feet with a bit of a crazed look in his eyes.
Jill Mathews: Uh oh….. He doesn’t look like he has good things in that brain of his.
Vince Walters: Well Austen has never been right in the brain and with the passing of Dynamo it can only be worse.
Clark Benson: Quite the battle thus far but I have a feeling Impact is about to really poor it on guys.
Jill Mathews: Yeah Clark that’s what Vince and I were pretty much saying.
Vince Walters: Yeah Clark…..
Clark Benson: Will you two just act professional for once fuck.
Jill Mathews: For once excuse you?
Vince Walters: We are always professional Clark get it right.
Clark Benson: More like delusional…..
Jill Mathews: Keep on Benson and you will be the one buried six feet under tonight.
Clark Benson: Oh no the former D list porn star scares me so much.
Vince Walters: And, Austen has just been waiting for Father Nathan to get back up and now it looks like he’s about to get his wish.
Jill Mathews: Clark we going to handle this bullshit but after the show.
Clark Benson: Oh okay princess…..
Back in the ring Father Nathan comes back to his feet and gets close lined over the top rope to the outside by Austen but Father Nathan lands on his feet outside the ring and reaches in grabbing a hold of Austen Impacts feet pulling him outside the ring. Now both men are outside the ring and we have another slug fest breaking out but Father Nathan puts a quick stop to it with multiple knees to the left side of Impacts body. Austen now holding his side in pain as Father Nathan moves behind Impact and BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX down onto the outside ring mat! Father Nathan seems pretty confident as the crowd cheers him on and Nathan now pulls up some of the protective padding outside the ring leaving just concrete as he brings Impact back to his feet yet again setting him up for what looks like a pile driver but NO Impact flips Nathan over his head and Nathans back lands on the concrete!!! Nathan sits up right away but is holding his back in pain and hasn’t gotten to his feet yet which allows Austen to lay some hard kicks into Father Nathans chest multiple times. Nathan seems to take it all in and just looks at Austen while Austen holds his hands over his head as he see’s Father Nathan come back to his feet LOW BLOW!!! Austen kicked Father Nathan right in his BALLS as soon as Father Nathan stood up. Now before Father Nathan could fall to his knees Impact grabbed him T-BONE SUPLEXING FATHER NATHAN ONTO THE CONCRETE!! Nathan isn’t sitting up anywhere near as fast now as he did a moment ago and Austen has an almost sick smile across his face. The NEW normally violent and brutal loving fans booo Austen which seems to annoy Austen Impact as he legit flicks some of the fans off not to far from him. Now he reaches down bringing Father Nathan back to his feet and dragging him near the German/Russian announce table slamming Father Nathans head down onto the announce table a good three times but on the fourth attempt Nathan blocks it!
Jill Mathews: Fighting right next to us over at the German/Russian announce table.
Clark Benson: When did it become the German/Russian announce table?
Jill Mathews: Since the NEW added one German guy and one Russian guy perhaps?
Vince Walters: OH she has you there Clark.
Clark Benson: Well it’s stupid that’s how I feel about it.
Jill Mathews: Honestly no one cares sweetie but OH Father Nathan now driving Austens head into the announce table multiple times and our Russian and German commentary friends are standing up there not going to sit there right now.
Vince Walters: I wouldn’t sit there and wait for one of them to come sprawling over the announce table at me either.
Clark Benson: That’s because you are scared.
Vince Walters: Oh right say the guy who once pissed him self when Plague back in the early NEW days was near him.
Clark Benson: HEY! That was spouse to be a damned secret!
Vince Walters: Opps….
Jill Mathews: Heh wow Vince normally I don’t ever wanna pat you on the back but right now I do.
Vince Walters: Thanks now let’s fuck.
Jill Mathews: Sigh……..
Clark Benson: Yeah Jill why don’t you both do that while I call this match. For Impact has now been tossed back first into the steel ring steps and Father Nathan seems to be measuring him here.
Jill Mathews: Yeah it’s called he’s measuring him for a boot to the fact while Austens head is against those steel steps.
Vince Walters: In other words major ouchie coming.
Jill Mathews: Ouchie really?
Vince Walters: Yeah I thought I would try it out.
Clark Benson: Lame… Thank god I am not going to have you as my broadcast partner on Lights Out.
Vince Walters: No, thank god you will not be with me on Ignite because I would murder you.
Father Nathan went for the running low boot but Austen moved out of the way and Nathan managed to put the breaks on without running into the steps however Impact got to his feet and grabbed a hold of Father Nathan GERMAN SUPLEX onto the concrete!!! Austen got quite the height with it and Nathans head smacked the concrete pretty hard. Now Impact brings Nathan backs to his feet who looks rather out of it and Impact strikes hard with a left hand knocking Nathan back then a right hand knocking Natha back even more. Now both men are on the bottom of the entrance ramp as Austen looks for another belly to belly suplex but no MULTIPLE head butts from Father Nathan puts a stop to that and Nathan grabs a hold of Austen picking him up BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL RAMP WAY!!!! The fans cheer loudly as Nathan gathers himself for a few moments then bringing the hurt Austen to his feet dragging him up the ramp way as they get closer and closer to the open grave site. Impact looks dazed currently as they reach the top of the ramp way and Nathan goes for a short arm close line again but Impact ducks it and GERMAN SUPLEXES NATHAN on the top of the steel ramp way both men are down!!! Slowly after a few minutes they both come to their feet and Austen drives an elbow into the chest of Nathan which sends him off the ramp way down onto the lower portion of the hill of dirt where the open grave happens to be at the top of the big dirt hill. Austen has obviously noticed this and begins to drag Nathan up the little dirt hill and now there at the top near the open grave. Austen kicks Father Nathan in the gut and PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!!! Impact half smiles in a odd way as he sits up obviously hurting but manages to force his body to his feet and he looks over his shoulder noticing the open grave. He brings Nathan back to his feet and Nathan looks out of it as Austen lays into him with several shots and then BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES HIM INTO THE OPEN GRAVE!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Holy cow did you see the height he got with that suplex?
Vince Walters: Yeah I did but now Austen needs to climbs that old rusty looking ladder down and put Father Nathan in the casket then climb back up and shovel dirt as fast as he can.
Clark Benson: I told you guys this is Austen's night he is primed to finally win the NEW World Title and all in honor of Triple D!
Jill Mathews: You might be right….
Clark Benson: I’m sorry could you say that again?
Vince Walters: She said your a bitch.
Clark Benson: YOU sir are lucky I have bad eyes and have to wear glasses or we would be fighting!
Vince Walters: I am rolling my eyes right now majorly.
Jill Mathews: Austen has indeed climbed down into the open grave and has applied his IMPACT WRENCH!!!
Clark Benson: Ah very nice.
Vince Walters: I don’t see what’s so nice about it I mean I get it wear him down more with this devastating submission move but I think Nathan was already pretty out of it and Austen might of missed a shot here.
Clark Benson: N.E.W doesn’t pay you to think Vince.
“WHAM”
Vince Walters: Wow you love me you really love me!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh don’t flatter yourself I was just damned annoyed with him.
“Jill Mathews took her hand grabbing a hold of the back of Clark Bensons head and slamming him face first into the announce table desk and Clark was now laid out.”
Vince Walters: We need to have sex I’m just saying.
Jill Mathews: Focus Vince it looks like Father Nathan has passed out from the pain!
Vince Walters: Oh shit now Impact is placing Nathan into the casket and SHUTTING THE LID!!!!
Austen after closing the lid slowly climbs back out of the open grave favoring pretty much every bone in his body from this battle but he manages to get over to the shovel and begins to shovel dirt into the grave as the casket is slowly but surely now HALFWAY CONSUMED BY DIRT! As Austen edges closer to his goal suddenly the CASKET LID IS SEEN POPPED OPEN AND FATHER NATHAN SITTING UP!!! Austen drops to his knees slamming his fist into the dirt then he notices Father Nathan climbing out of the casket Austen gets to his feet and does something not of the normal for him for Austen LEAPS INTO THE OPEN GRAVE TRYING FOR A FOREARM SMASH!!!! NO!!!! Father Nathan LEFT HAND OF GOD TO THE HEART OF IMPACT!!!!!!!!! Aka His Heart Punch!!! Austen is down and his body is literally kind of shaking as Father Nathan brings the out on his feet Austen to his feet tossing him into the casket and SHUTS THE LID!!! NOW Father Nathan climbs out of the now half full grave and begins shoveling more dirt down into it and more dirt down it it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: I think that’s it I think it’s over!!!!!
Vince Walters: My god did you see that Left Hand Of God?
Jill Mathews: I sure did holy cow Austen took a big risk there and it did not pay off.
Vince Walters: Let’s get a camera angle on the grave come on people!
Jill Mathews: THERE IT IS THE CASKET IS BURIED UNDER THE DIRT AND THE REF IS SIGNALING FOR THE BELL!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!!
Tom Davis:Here is your winner and STILL THE REIGNING DEFENDING N.E.W CHAMPION FATHER NATHAN!!!!
Father Nathan gets handed his N.E.W Title belt as he stumbles down to the hill and then ends up sitting down on the ramp way looking at his title belt and then up at the fans mouthing the words “NEW GUARD”
Jill Mathews: Wow what a match and what a Pay Per View from Courtland Arizona!
Vince Walters: This show really has been DEMENTED!!
Jill Mathews: Oh I see what you did there.
Vince Walters: You liked?
Jill Mathews: Not even a little bit but for Jill Mathews, the out cold Clark Benson and Vince Walters we are out of time folks we thank you for joining us and will see you at our next event which will be IGNITE!
Vince Walters: And, of course the event following that will be the first ever LIGHTS OUT!
Jill Mathews: Indeed it will! Good Night Everyone from Demented!!!