Post by Jesse Styles on Apr 21, 2015 20:56:31 GMT -6
The newest edition to the Ignite roster makes an appearance on the giant screen. He is all smiles as the crowd inside the arena are chanting and doing the primal scream.
Jared Mercer: Jared-aholics it has been too damn long. New Edge Wrestling, I hope you are ready for what will happen. You see Ignite goes Jared. Yes, that is right. Everytime Jared Mercer appears on your screen, the people will receive an extra bonus on their ticket. You see, the music guru doesn't like seeing his fans looking all depressed. The JaredMania has begun. You can either hop on board or get the hell off the tracks.
The crowd is going nuts over the fact that Nevada wrestling legend Jared Mercer has signed with NEW.
Jared Mercer: There are a few people that probably need some attention from The Majestic One.
"Blair Buchanan" is one of those people.
Jared pauses for a moment.
Jared Mercer: The way she bashes people is not even cool. I don't see anything that is appealing about her. I guess that is because I have better taste in women. Blair, I hope you are watching this and everyone else on the Ignite roster. Because you all will be taken a ride down the Majestic Railroad. I will catch you all later Jared out.
He smiles as the video feed cuts out.
We switch back to ringside where the fans are silent totally silent.
Vince Walters: (Whispering) Hey Jill this silence kind of scares me are they about to riot?
Jill Mathews: It is awfully weird but no need to whisper there Vince and honestly they might be silent because there wondering yet again who the fuck just showed up on Ignite.
Vince Walters: Yeah another Mercer it seems?
Jill Mathews: So it would seem and yeah he seems real original.......
Vince Walters: Jared out that was so cool.... And, Jared-Holics or Jared-Mania now I can't put my finger on it but I swear I have heard catch phrases just like that before in another life perhaps?
Jill Mathews: You could be right you just could be but obviously Jared has an issue with Blair Buchannan so I don't have a major issue with him for that.
Vince Walters: Are you kidding me? If anything you should fear for the boys safety!
Jill Mathews: You never know he could be one of the next big superstars in NEW and could take Blair down.
Vince Walters: It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when you said that or I would of spit it all out of my mouth you are insane Jill insane I tell you!
Jill Mathews: Spitting stuff out that would of been classy....
Vince Walters: Oh I am sure you are a spitter.
Jill Mathews: I am sure not honey.
Vince Walters: OH well how you doing?
Jill Mathews:...........
Jared Mercer: Jared-aholics it has been too damn long. New Edge Wrestling, I hope you are ready for what will happen. You see Ignite goes Jared. Yes, that is right. Everytime Jared Mercer appears on your screen, the people will receive an extra bonus on their ticket. You see, the music guru doesn't like seeing his fans looking all depressed. The JaredMania has begun. You can either hop on board or get the hell off the tracks.
The crowd is going nuts over the fact that Nevada wrestling legend Jared Mercer has signed with NEW.
Jared Mercer: There are a few people that probably need some attention from The Majestic One.
"Blair Buchanan" is one of those people.
Jared pauses for a moment.
Jared Mercer: The way she bashes people is not even cool. I don't see anything that is appealing about her. I guess that is because I have better taste in women. Blair, I hope you are watching this and everyone else on the Ignite roster. Because you all will be taken a ride down the Majestic Railroad. I will catch you all later Jared out.
He smiles as the video feed cuts out.
We switch back to ringside where the fans are silent totally silent.
Vince Walters: (Whispering) Hey Jill this silence kind of scares me are they about to riot?
Jill Mathews: It is awfully weird but no need to whisper there Vince and honestly they might be silent because there wondering yet again who the fuck just showed up on Ignite.
Vince Walters: Yeah another Mercer it seems?
Jill Mathews: So it would seem and yeah he seems real original.......
Vince Walters: Jared out that was so cool.... And, Jared-Holics or Jared-Mania now I can't put my finger on it but I swear I have heard catch phrases just like that before in another life perhaps?
Jill Mathews: You could be right you just could be but obviously Jared has an issue with Blair Buchannan so I don't have a major issue with him for that.
Vince Walters: Are you kidding me? If anything you should fear for the boys safety!
Jill Mathews: You never know he could be one of the next big superstars in NEW and could take Blair down.
Vince Walters: It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when you said that or I would of spit it all out of my mouth you are insane Jill insane I tell you!
Jill Mathews: Spitting stuff out that would of been classy....
Vince Walters: Oh I am sure you are a spitter.
Jill Mathews: I am sure not honey.
Vince Walters: OH well how you doing?
Jill Mathews:...........