Post by Alan Envy on Apr 25, 2015 22:14:28 GMT -6
Clark Benson: Ladies and Gentlemen....welcome to the debut of Lights Out right here on Encore!! I am Clark Benson and joining me is the lovely Lilly!!
Lilly: I am happy to be here Clark. Kind of new to this commentary thing and pro wrestling as a whole but I am excited to be a part of history and will do my absolute best!!
Clark Benson: We will have tournament matches beginning tonight for both the Television Championship and a staple title here in NEW the infamous X-Core Championship!!
Lilly: Let's get this show on the road then!!
The NEW Arena in Chicago, Illinois is pumped up chanting NEW NEW
Clark Benson: It looks as if NEW has decided to restate the NEW TV Title Division which means we must have a tournament to declare a new TV champ!
Lilly: That's right Clark and guess what? We are about to have our first qualifying match which will put a NEW veteran against an NEW newcomer. Take it away Brandy!
Brandy Davis: Ladies and gentlemen this is our opening contest and will be a TV Title Tournament Qualifying match!! Introducing first, making his NEW Debut..... from Los Angeles, California.... Lexxi Starr!!!
“Death to all but Metal begins to play as an enthusiastic Lexxi Starr hits the stage pumping up the crowd. He slaps as many hands as he can on the way to the ring. He runs over to one of the barricades and leaps up to acknowledge the fans. The fans pat him all over and he leap frogs into the ring. He goes to every turnbuckle and stands on them to applaud the fans who are giving him much love. Lexxi starts warming up in the final corner he visits by stretching still communicating with the fans by smiling and giving them thumbs up.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada... He is a former NEW World Heavyweight Champion.... "The Mythkiller" Hunter Valentyne!!!
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins blaring throughout the NEW Arena as the one and only Hunter Valentyne appears from behind the curtains to a loud chorus of boo's from the Chicago crowd. Valentyne begins making his way to the ring with a look of determination on his face. The Verbal Violator rolls into the ring as the ref signals for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Clark Benson: There's the bell and the first official match of NEW Light Outs is underway. Whomever wins this match may very well be the answer to trivia question someday!
Lilly: I am awesome at trivia!
Clark Benson: You are awesome at many things Lilly!
Lilly: What's that supposed to mean?
Clark Benson: You're the best! And the action begins as The Sultan of Strong Style delivers a cross body block to Valentyne and Starr goes for an early victory....
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Valentyne kicks outs!
Clark Benson: Wow! That would have been the quickest NEW debut win in history had Hunter not kicked out. Could've been another possible trivia question.
Lilly: We all know Hunter isn't gonna take it lying down like that.
Clark Benson: You are so correct Lilly as we have learned over the years that even though Hunter runs his mouth non-stop, he is indeed one of the toughest competitions in New Edge Wrestling!
Lilly: And he is very good lucking...
Clark Benson: That may be debatable...
The veteran Valentyne and the newcomer Starr lock up with Hunter gaining control of the match now. He tosses Sexy Lexxi into the corner and begins knife edge chopping the newcomer.
Clark Benson: And Hunter very rudely welcoming the newcomer Sexy Lexxi to NEW with a brutal set of knife edge chops!
Lilly: Wait a minute did you just call him Sexy Lexxi?
Clark Benson: Well yeah it says right here in my notes that Sexy Lexxi is his nickname.
Lilly: How come I don't see that in my notes?
Clark looks at Lilly's notes.
Clark Benson: Because you have your notes turned upside down.
Lilly shrugs and giggles as she turns her notes in the appropriate direction.
Lilly: I see it now! Sexy Lexxi.... I like it!
Back to the action now, Hunter tosses Starr into the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Sexy Lexxi ducks and continues running the ropes. He then connects with a flying forearm that stuns Hunter but doesn't quite send him to the mat. The crowd begins to get behind the rookie now as delivers a high angle dropkick to the NEW vet.... but Hunter still doesn't go down.
Clark Benson: Lexy Starr throwing everything he can think of a Hunter, but just can't seem to get The Mythkiller off his feet.
Lexy springs to the top rope and posses to the crowd before leaping off the rope and attempting a flying drop kick but Hunter steps aside as Sexy Lexxy lands hard on the mat. The Ultimate Icon doesn't waste anytime as he goes for the pinfall.
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Starr kicks out!
Lilly: A very close pinfall attempt by Hunter Valentyne!
Clark Benson: What an opening match we are witnessing on NEW Lights Out! The hottest new show on television. You can tell how much it means to both of these men to win a shot at the NEW TV Title Tourney!
Lilly: And we have several more of these qualifier matches coming up later in the evening but as you said Clark, this match is really setting the tone for the rest of the matches on Lights Out!
Hunter seems to be aggravated that Lexxi Starr wouldn't stay down. He berates the newcomer by shouting a few obscenities at him about being a rookie. Hunter then grabs Starr by the hair and pulls him to his feet. The NEW vet begins waylaying on the face of Lexxi Starr with fists of fury. Blow after blow, Hunter connects with the rookies face. But Starr doesn't go down and now Starr manages to exchange a fist to the face on Hunter. The two men begin exchanging blows as the crowd starts getting behind the rookie once more. The crowd support seems to put Lexxi over the edge as he gains control of the situation and has Valentyne stunned. Starr kicks Hunter in the shine and delivers a DDT that would make Seth Iser proud! Sexy Lexxi then pounces on top of Hunter and locks him in the STF right in the center of the ring.
Clark Benson: Sexy Lexxi is giving Hunter Valentyne all he can handle as he has placed in a beautiful STF in the center of the ring.
Lilly: The ref is on top of the situation as he is asking Hunter if he quits.
Clark Benson: What a tremendous start to Starr's NEW career this would be if he could defeated the former NEW World Champion Hunter Valentyne.
Lilly: Lexxi is applying more and more pressure with the hold but Hunter isn't quitting!
Clark Benson: You've got to think that The Mythkiller would pass out before he would give up!
Lexxi keeps the STF locked on Hunter who is trying to escape but to no avail. The ref continuously asks Hunter if he gives up but Hunter shakes him off. Hunter shuffles his legs and begins pushing his body towards the ropes as Starr keeps the hold locked in place. Hunter is merely a few feet from the ropes now and he reaches out but cannot grab the ropes. Hunter pushes off with his legs once more which causes he and Starr to sail into the ropes. Hunter grabs the rope causing the ref to break the hold.
Clark Benson: Win or lose, Lexxi Starr is making a name for himself in NEW right now in this match!
Lilly: Is it just me or does he have a porn star name?
Clark Benson: Lilly! That is very inappropriate as we have many young viewers tuning into the show this week.
Lilly: Well they've got to learn sometime or another!
Clark Benson: They should learn about the birds and the bees from their parents, not you and i!
Lilly: Ewwww....
Hunter is lying on the mat as he gasps for air. Meanwhile, Lexxi Starr signals that this match is over. He springs to the top rope.
Clark Benson: Starr on the top rope now what does he have in mind?
Sexy Lexxi leaps off the top rope and delivers a textbook shooting star press onto Hunter Valentyne. Starr follows the move up with a pinfall attempt.
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Lilly: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Benson: No! Hunter kicked out at the last second.
Lexxi Starr raises his hand in victory as he posses to the crowd. Meanwhile, the ref tries to explain to him that Hunter kicked out before the three count. Lexxi isn't buying it as he clearly saw the refs hand slap the mat for the three count. A commotion comes out from the crowd asa man is now standing on the apron and starts distracting Lexxi.
Clark Benson: Who in the hell is that. Hey wait that's Darian Hacaga!! Why is he getting involved in this! He is distracting Lexxi!!
Hunter Valentyne gets back up. Lexxi takes a swing at Hacaga but misses as Darien falls back to the floor. Lexxi Starr turns around and........
Lilly: Valentyme!!! Valentyme!!!! VALENTYME!!!!!
Clark Benson: Hunter with the pinfall.....
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3!!!!!
Ding Ding!!!
Brandy Davis: Ladies and gentleman here is your winner... Hunter Valentyme!!!
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins blaring throughout the arena as the ref raises Hunter's hand. Valentyme then falls to his back before rolling out of the ring and making his way backstage. Meanwhile, Lexxi Starr is lying in the middle of the ring on his back.
Clark Benson: Poor old Lexxi never knew what hit him as Hunter connects with his patented finisher the Valentyme outta nowhere. And why did Darian Hacaga get involved in this match!! Starr had this match won!!
Lilly: But Sexy Lexxy has nothing to be ashamed of as he pushed the NEW veteran to his limit.
Clark Benson: It looks like Hunter will advance on to the second round of the NEW TV Title Tournament and Lexxi Starr has set himself up to accomplish some big things in New Edge Wrestling! Well ladies and gentleman we've gotta pay some bills so off to a commercial break but we will be right back with more action on.....
Lilly: *sexy girl voice* LIGHTS OUT!!!!
Previews of upcoming Starz/Encore programming begins to play
Lilly: I am happy to be here Clark. Kind of new to this commentary thing and pro wrestling as a whole but I am excited to be a part of history and will do my absolute best!!
Clark Benson: We will have tournament matches beginning tonight for both the Television Championship and a staple title here in NEW the infamous X-Core Championship!!
Lilly: Let's get this show on the road then!!
The NEW Arena in Chicago, Illinois is pumped up chanting NEW NEW
Clark Benson: It looks as if NEW has decided to restate the NEW TV Title Division which means we must have a tournament to declare a new TV champ!
Lilly: That's right Clark and guess what? We are about to have our first qualifying match which will put a NEW veteran against an NEW newcomer. Take it away Brandy!
Brandy Davis: Ladies and gentlemen this is our opening contest and will be a TV Title Tournament Qualifying match!! Introducing first, making his NEW Debut..... from Los Angeles, California.... Lexxi Starr!!!
“Death to all but Metal begins to play as an enthusiastic Lexxi Starr hits the stage pumping up the crowd. He slaps as many hands as he can on the way to the ring. He runs over to one of the barricades and leaps up to acknowledge the fans. The fans pat him all over and he leap frogs into the ring. He goes to every turnbuckle and stands on them to applaud the fans who are giving him much love. Lexxi starts warming up in the final corner he visits by stretching still communicating with the fans by smiling and giving them thumbs up.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada... He is a former NEW World Heavyweight Champion.... "The Mythkiller" Hunter Valentyne!!!
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins blaring throughout the NEW Arena as the one and only Hunter Valentyne appears from behind the curtains to a loud chorus of boo's from the Chicago crowd. Valentyne begins making his way to the ring with a look of determination on his face. The Verbal Violator rolls into the ring as the ref signals for the bell.
Ding Ding!!
Clark Benson: There's the bell and the first official match of NEW Light Outs is underway. Whomever wins this match may very well be the answer to trivia question someday!
Lilly: I am awesome at trivia!
Clark Benson: You are awesome at many things Lilly!
Lilly: What's that supposed to mean?
Clark Benson: You're the best! And the action begins as The Sultan of Strong Style delivers a cross body block to Valentyne and Starr goes for an early victory....
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Valentyne kicks outs!
Clark Benson: Wow! That would have been the quickest NEW debut win in history had Hunter not kicked out. Could've been another possible trivia question.
Lilly: We all know Hunter isn't gonna take it lying down like that.
Clark Benson: You are so correct Lilly as we have learned over the years that even though Hunter runs his mouth non-stop, he is indeed one of the toughest competitions in New Edge Wrestling!
Lilly: And he is very good lucking...
Clark Benson: That may be debatable...
The veteran Valentyne and the newcomer Starr lock up with Hunter gaining control of the match now. He tosses Sexy Lexxi into the corner and begins knife edge chopping the newcomer.
Clark Benson: And Hunter very rudely welcoming the newcomer Sexy Lexxi to NEW with a brutal set of knife edge chops!
Lilly: Wait a minute did you just call him Sexy Lexxi?
Clark Benson: Well yeah it says right here in my notes that Sexy Lexxi is his nickname.
Lilly: How come I don't see that in my notes?
Clark looks at Lilly's notes.
Clark Benson: Because you have your notes turned upside down.
Lilly shrugs and giggles as she turns her notes in the appropriate direction.
Lilly: I see it now! Sexy Lexxi.... I like it!
Back to the action now, Hunter tosses Starr into the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Sexy Lexxi ducks and continues running the ropes. He then connects with a flying forearm that stuns Hunter but doesn't quite send him to the mat. The crowd begins to get behind the rookie now as delivers a high angle dropkick to the NEW vet.... but Hunter still doesn't go down.
Clark Benson: Lexy Starr throwing everything he can think of a Hunter, but just can't seem to get The Mythkiller off his feet.
Lexy springs to the top rope and posses to the crowd before leaping off the rope and attempting a flying drop kick but Hunter steps aside as Sexy Lexxy lands hard on the mat. The Ultimate Icon doesn't waste anytime as he goes for the pinfall.
1..
2..
Starr kicks out!
Lilly: A very close pinfall attempt by Hunter Valentyne!
Clark Benson: What an opening match we are witnessing on NEW Lights Out! The hottest new show on television. You can tell how much it means to both of these men to win a shot at the NEW TV Title Tourney!
Lilly: And we have several more of these qualifier matches coming up later in the evening but as you said Clark, this match is really setting the tone for the rest of the matches on Lights Out!
Hunter seems to be aggravated that Lexxi Starr wouldn't stay down. He berates the newcomer by shouting a few obscenities at him about being a rookie. Hunter then grabs Starr by the hair and pulls him to his feet. The NEW vet begins waylaying on the face of Lexxi Starr with fists of fury. Blow after blow, Hunter connects with the rookies face. But Starr doesn't go down and now Starr manages to exchange a fist to the face on Hunter. The two men begin exchanging blows as the crowd starts getting behind the rookie once more. The crowd support seems to put Lexxi over the edge as he gains control of the situation and has Valentyne stunned. Starr kicks Hunter in the shine and delivers a DDT that would make Seth Iser proud! Sexy Lexxi then pounces on top of Hunter and locks him in the STF right in the center of the ring.
Clark Benson: Sexy Lexxi is giving Hunter Valentyne all he can handle as he has placed in a beautiful STF in the center of the ring.
Lilly: The ref is on top of the situation as he is asking Hunter if he quits.
Clark Benson: What a tremendous start to Starr's NEW career this would be if he could defeated the former NEW World Champion Hunter Valentyne.
Lilly: Lexxi is applying more and more pressure with the hold but Hunter isn't quitting!
Clark Benson: You've got to think that The Mythkiller would pass out before he would give up!
Lexxi keeps the STF locked on Hunter who is trying to escape but to no avail. The ref continuously asks Hunter if he gives up but Hunter shakes him off. Hunter shuffles his legs and begins pushing his body towards the ropes as Starr keeps the hold locked in place. Hunter is merely a few feet from the ropes now and he reaches out but cannot grab the ropes. Hunter pushes off with his legs once more which causes he and Starr to sail into the ropes. Hunter grabs the rope causing the ref to break the hold.
Clark Benson: Win or lose, Lexxi Starr is making a name for himself in NEW right now in this match!
Lilly: Is it just me or does he have a porn star name?
Clark Benson: Lilly! That is very inappropriate as we have many young viewers tuning into the show this week.
Lilly: Well they've got to learn sometime or another!
Clark Benson: They should learn about the birds and the bees from their parents, not you and i!
Lilly: Ewwww....
Hunter is lying on the mat as he gasps for air. Meanwhile, Lexxi Starr signals that this match is over. He springs to the top rope.
Clark Benson: Starr on the top rope now what does he have in mind?
Sexy Lexxi leaps off the top rope and delivers a textbook shooting star press onto Hunter Valentyne. Starr follows the move up with a pinfall attempt.
1..
2..
Lilly: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Benson: No! Hunter kicked out at the last second.
Lexxi Starr raises his hand in victory as he posses to the crowd. Meanwhile, the ref tries to explain to him that Hunter kicked out before the three count. Lexxi isn't buying it as he clearly saw the refs hand slap the mat for the three count. A commotion comes out from the crowd asa man is now standing on the apron and starts distracting Lexxi.
Clark Benson: Who in the hell is that. Hey wait that's Darian Hacaga!! Why is he getting involved in this! He is distracting Lexxi!!
Hunter Valentyne gets back up. Lexxi takes a swing at Hacaga but misses as Darien falls back to the floor. Lexxi Starr turns around and........
Lilly: Valentyme!!! Valentyme!!!! VALENTYME!!!!!
Clark Benson: Hunter with the pinfall.....
1..
2..
3!!!!!
Ding Ding!!!
Brandy Davis: Ladies and gentleman here is your winner... Hunter Valentyme!!!
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins blaring throughout the arena as the ref raises Hunter's hand. Valentyme then falls to his back before rolling out of the ring and making his way backstage. Meanwhile, Lexxi Starr is lying in the middle of the ring on his back.
Clark Benson: Poor old Lexxi never knew what hit him as Hunter connects with his patented finisher the Valentyme outta nowhere. And why did Darian Hacaga get involved in this match!! Starr had this match won!!
Lilly: But Sexy Lexxy has nothing to be ashamed of as he pushed the NEW veteran to his limit.
Clark Benson: It looks like Hunter will advance on to the second round of the NEW TV Title Tournament and Lexxi Starr has set himself up to accomplish some big things in New Edge Wrestling! Well ladies and gentleman we've gotta pay some bills so off to a commercial break but we will be right back with more action on.....
Lilly: *sexy girl voice* LIGHTS OUT!!!!
Previews of upcoming Starz/Encore programming begins to play