Post by Alan Envy on Apr 25, 2015 22:27:10 GMT -6
Shish I'm Ballin!!!!!!!!!!! So Awesome by Sly Glizzy plays on the PA system and Ralphie comes walking out into the arena dancing to the beat of the music. The crowd is getting into it as they are cheering for Ralphie but not too much because he is a dork after all. He is wearing his official Diablo 3 t shirt and sweats. He is raising his hands in the air and the crowd is raising them with him. Ralphie stands on the second rope pointing out the the crowd and they are digging it.
Brandy Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, THE RALPHIE!!!!!
Riot waits until half way through the first verse of his entrance music before he sneaks through the curtains, arms outstretched, inviting the crowd to react one way or another. He nods his approval, and slicks back his hair, turning around slowly on the ramp to allow everyone a good look at his black, silk ring robe.
From there, his eyes are fixed only on his opponent as he walks down the ramp, one arm raised in the air as if he's already won, pausing only to slap hands with a few fans at ringside before he enters the ring and mounts the turnbuckles, pointing first at the fans and then at himself, and then jumping down to start the match.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, ROB RIOT!!!!!
Clark Benson: Here we go, this Ralphie kid has no business in an NEW ring, and yet here we are about to watch Rob Riot destroy him all over the place.
Lilly: I think it’s great they are letting this kid live his dream. I know you dreamed at one time Clark, and you don’t need to crap all over this kids dream.
Clark Benson: What are you talking about? This kid is going to get killed, dream or not he’s going to live the eternal dream of death by the time this one is over, and that’s me caring not bringing him down.
The bell sounds and Riot reaches out for the tie up, but Ralphie ducks it and kicks Riot hard in the shin before stomping on the man’s toes. As Riot grabs his foot Ralphie rushes him and leaps forward driving the crown of his head into Riot’s chest. Riot hits the ground on his back out of breath and Ralphie covers him up for a pin attempt.
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NO! Riot kicks out and Ralphie takes the opportunity to pose in the corner for the fans before Riot gets up and Ralphie hits him with the force push that causes Riot to stumble into the corner. Once more Ralphie celebrates in the middle of the ring.
Clark Benson: This kid has no sense!
Lilly: Yeah but he seems to have Rob Riot confused and on the ropes, literally.
Ralphie charges at Riot but catches a boot out of the corner that sends Ralphie flipping over and landing face first on the mat at Riot’s feet. Rob pulls the out cold Ralphie to his feet and stands the man up on wobbly legs. Riot violently takes Ralphie back down with a standing clothesline before again lifting Ralphie back to his feet and delivering a standing vertical suplex.
Clark Benson: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Lilly: Riot actually looks rather pissed off right now at Ralphie, I think he definitely needs to get laid, and the only reason he hasn’t is because he passed on the present Ralphie gave him.
Rob pulls a limp and lifeless Ralphie to his feet and sends the man tumble running across the ring. As Ralphie hits the ropes and returns Riot leaps for a flying forearm but Ralphie crumbles into a ball and rolls under Riot and out of the ring onto the outside. Riot rushes forward to the edge of the ring but as he reaches the ropes Ralphie slides in under the bottom rope between Rob’s legs. As Rob turns Ralphie thrusts the top of his head into the chin of Riot.
Clark Benson: Didn’t see that coming, it was unorthodox but it had the desired effect for sure.
Lilly: It was genius.
Ralphie seizes his moment and hits another force lighting that knocks Riot back into the corner and onto his ass, head against the middle turnbuckle. Rlaphie moves in and turns around in front of the downed Riot. He bends over and hits the Force Lightning, Riot rolls away gagging as Ralphie begins to laugh. With the downed Riot on his back gagging, Ralphie goes for the cover.
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NO! Riot just gets the shoulder up.
Clark Benson: That was absolutely disgusting.
Lilly: Yeah even I am speechless.
Ralphie reaches down to pull Riot up but the man pulls Ralphie down and covers him with a small cradle.
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NO! Ralphie manages to get out of the small package and is quick to his feet but so is Riot. Rob moves in and Ralphie ducks, expecting that reaction, Rob kicks Ralphie in the head. As Ralphie rolls around in pain, Riot pulls him to his feet and drops him down with a tombstone style piledriver. Rob doesn’t waste any motion as he again brings Rlaphie to his feet and this time hits a fisherman style suplex.
Clark Benson: Looks like playtime is over, Rob is in full attack mode.
Lilly: Yeah it does and I have to admit, Ralphie looks out of it. I think Rob needs to just finish this thing, anything more is overkill.
Riot pulls Ralphie to his feet and sends the man to the topes. Riot rushes the ropes himself and as the two meat in the middle Riot hits a swinging neck breaker on the man. For a moment riot stares at the down Ralphie and then he pulls the man to his feet and thrusts him onto his back. Riot moves around the ring and drops down nailing the Riot Rack on Ralphie and then covering the down Ralphie
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Clark Benson: IT’s over and Rob Riot has beaten Ralphie.
Lilly: I have to admit the little guy put up a hell of a fight in this one, much more than I think any believed he would.
Brandy Davis: Here is your winner, ROB RIOT!!!!!
Brandy Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, THE RALPHIE!!!!!
Riot waits until half way through the first verse of his entrance music before he sneaks through the curtains, arms outstretched, inviting the crowd to react one way or another. He nods his approval, and slicks back his hair, turning around slowly on the ramp to allow everyone a good look at his black, silk ring robe.
From there, his eyes are fixed only on his opponent as he walks down the ramp, one arm raised in the air as if he's already won, pausing only to slap hands with a few fans at ringside before he enters the ring and mounts the turnbuckles, pointing first at the fans and then at himself, and then jumping down to start the match.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, ROB RIOT!!!!!
Clark Benson: Here we go, this Ralphie kid has no business in an NEW ring, and yet here we are about to watch Rob Riot destroy him all over the place.
Lilly: I think it’s great they are letting this kid live his dream. I know you dreamed at one time Clark, and you don’t need to crap all over this kids dream.
Clark Benson: What are you talking about? This kid is going to get killed, dream or not he’s going to live the eternal dream of death by the time this one is over, and that’s me caring not bringing him down.
The bell sounds and Riot reaches out for the tie up, but Ralphie ducks it and kicks Riot hard in the shin before stomping on the man’s toes. As Riot grabs his foot Ralphie rushes him and leaps forward driving the crown of his head into Riot’s chest. Riot hits the ground on his back out of breath and Ralphie covers him up for a pin attempt.
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NO! Riot kicks out and Ralphie takes the opportunity to pose in the corner for the fans before Riot gets up and Ralphie hits him with the force push that causes Riot to stumble into the corner. Once more Ralphie celebrates in the middle of the ring.
Clark Benson: This kid has no sense!
Lilly: Yeah but he seems to have Rob Riot confused and on the ropes, literally.
Ralphie charges at Riot but catches a boot out of the corner that sends Ralphie flipping over and landing face first on the mat at Riot’s feet. Rob pulls the out cold Ralphie to his feet and stands the man up on wobbly legs. Riot violently takes Ralphie back down with a standing clothesline before again lifting Ralphie back to his feet and delivering a standing vertical suplex.
Clark Benson: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Lilly: Riot actually looks rather pissed off right now at Ralphie, I think he definitely needs to get laid, and the only reason he hasn’t is because he passed on the present Ralphie gave him.
Rob pulls a limp and lifeless Ralphie to his feet and sends the man tumble running across the ring. As Ralphie hits the ropes and returns Riot leaps for a flying forearm but Ralphie crumbles into a ball and rolls under Riot and out of the ring onto the outside. Riot rushes forward to the edge of the ring but as he reaches the ropes Ralphie slides in under the bottom rope between Rob’s legs. As Rob turns Ralphie thrusts the top of his head into the chin of Riot.
Clark Benson: Didn’t see that coming, it was unorthodox but it had the desired effect for sure.
Lilly: It was genius.
Ralphie seizes his moment and hits another force lighting that knocks Riot back into the corner and onto his ass, head against the middle turnbuckle. Rlaphie moves in and turns around in front of the downed Riot. He bends over and hits the Force Lightning, Riot rolls away gagging as Ralphie begins to laugh. With the downed Riot on his back gagging, Ralphie goes for the cover.
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NO! Riot just gets the shoulder up.
Clark Benson: That was absolutely disgusting.
Lilly: Yeah even I am speechless.
Ralphie reaches down to pull Riot up but the man pulls Ralphie down and covers him with a small cradle.
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NO! Ralphie manages to get out of the small package and is quick to his feet but so is Riot. Rob moves in and Ralphie ducks, expecting that reaction, Rob kicks Ralphie in the head. As Ralphie rolls around in pain, Riot pulls him to his feet and drops him down with a tombstone style piledriver. Rob doesn’t waste any motion as he again brings Rlaphie to his feet and this time hits a fisherman style suplex.
Clark Benson: Looks like playtime is over, Rob is in full attack mode.
Lilly: Yeah it does and I have to admit, Ralphie looks out of it. I think Rob needs to just finish this thing, anything more is overkill.
Riot pulls Ralphie to his feet and sends the man to the topes. Riot rushes the ropes himself and as the two meat in the middle Riot hits a swinging neck breaker on the man. For a moment riot stares at the down Ralphie and then he pulls the man to his feet and thrusts him onto his back. Riot moves around the ring and drops down nailing the Riot Rack on Ralphie and then covering the down Ralphie
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Clark Benson: IT’s over and Rob Riot has beaten Ralphie.
Lilly: I have to admit the little guy put up a hell of a fight in this one, much more than I think any believed he would.
Brandy Davis: Here is your winner, ROB RIOT!!!!!