Post by Alan Envy on Apr 25, 2015 23:07:36 GMT -6
Clark Benson: Ladies and Gentlemen we all here at NEW are so honored that you all tuned into the very first Lights Out right here on Encore!!! And we will be rolling out the next one two weeks from tonight where we will crown a new X-Core Champion!!
Lilly: I have to say despite me getting ill I enjoyed myself Clark. I look forward to two weeks from tonight and sitting right here with you to enjoy another great night of action!
Clark Benson: And it has been a pleasure for me as well Lilly. Until we see you all at Lights Out 2 have a great evening ladies and…….
“Excuse me!!”
A black man makes his appearance on the Lights Out stage. He is dressed in a business suit and is carrying a clipboard. He looks out at the crowd as they all look back in confusion.
Clark Benson: Wait is that Jesse Styles’ right hand man Reggie??
Reggie: Ladies and Gentlemen I have a major announcement before we go off the air. Due to certain circumstances it has been decided that the Lights Out GM Kronin Reinhardt who booked this terrific show you all just witnessed…..is no longer the GM of Lights Out!!
The crowd explodes into confusion. People start booing since everyone liked Kronin so much.
Reggie: The reason why he is being removed is right now needing to stay in house. Soon a press release will be made in concerns to his relievel of duties. However I am pleased to announce that a new gm has already been appointed. And allow me to introduce that person to you all..
Reggie turns to the ramp then turns back and faces the crowd.
Reggie: ME!! Ladies and Gentlemen the new General Manager of Lights Out is me Reggie James!!!
Clark Benson: WWHHAATT!!!! How is he the new GM!! What experience does he have!!
Reggie James: Now for those already questioning how I am qualified to do this job let me remind you all that I have been the right hand man of the prestigious owner of NEW Jesse Styles for many years. I have observed and listened to how he runs this company. He has also given me plenty of advice and wisdom. So rest assured I am more than capable of running this brand, probably better than Kronin ever could!
The crowd automatically doesn't like Reggie James.
Reggie James: So get ready for a new era here at Lights Out where we will continue and build off the success of tonight and take it right into Lights Out 2 and beyond. However I already have decided to make one change with the show.
Reggie looks over to the announce booth where Clark and Lilly are sitting.
Reggie James: I feel that we need to make a change in the announce team…..
Clark Benson: Oh for fuck’s sake I am getting demoted again??!!
Reggie James: I am sorry…….Lilly…… but an announcer can’t get sick and vomit on television because she is disgusted by something she sees in the ring. I am sorry but as far as being the color commentator you are being relieved of your duties. Clark Benson…...you are now the new color commentator.
Clark Benson: So who in the hell is replacing me as play by play!!
Reggie James: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the new play by play announcer and voice of Lights Out…..AANNDDYY DDIIRRKK!!!
Clark Benson: Oh fucking Christ….that got damn dweeb!!
Andy Dirks comes out to a mixed reaction holding his papers and makes his way down to the announcers table. He passes a dejected looking Lilly and arrives to the announce table. He extends his hand to Clark who doesn’t take it. He puts the head set on.
Andy Dirk: I am so excited to be here on Lights Out and what a scintillating show we all just witnessed right Clark Benson??
Clark Benson: Fuck you. What the hell Jesse is promoting all of his annoying ass assistants!! Am I getting a pay cut for this!!
Andy Dirk: Actually I wanted to let you know you just got a raise.
Clark Benson: Oh hell yeah!! Yeah cool I am awesome with this. Welcome Andy!!
Andy Dirk just shakes his head.
Andy Dirk: Ladies and Gentlemen good night from the NEW Arena in Chicago, Illinois and we will see you great fans right back in two weeks for Lights Out 2 where the X-core Championship will be decided!!
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Lilly: I have to say despite me getting ill I enjoyed myself Clark. I look forward to two weeks from tonight and sitting right here with you to enjoy another great night of action!
Clark Benson: And it has been a pleasure for me as well Lilly. Until we see you all at Lights Out 2 have a great evening ladies and…….
“Excuse me!!”
A black man makes his appearance on the Lights Out stage. He is dressed in a business suit and is carrying a clipboard. He looks out at the crowd as they all look back in confusion.
Clark Benson: Wait is that Jesse Styles’ right hand man Reggie??
Reggie: Ladies and Gentlemen I have a major announcement before we go off the air. Due to certain circumstances it has been decided that the Lights Out GM Kronin Reinhardt who booked this terrific show you all just witnessed…..is no longer the GM of Lights Out!!
The crowd explodes into confusion. People start booing since everyone liked Kronin so much.
Reggie: The reason why he is being removed is right now needing to stay in house. Soon a press release will be made in concerns to his relievel of duties. However I am pleased to announce that a new gm has already been appointed. And allow me to introduce that person to you all..
Reggie turns to the ramp then turns back and faces the crowd.
Reggie: ME!! Ladies and Gentlemen the new General Manager of Lights Out is me Reggie James!!!
Clark Benson: WWHHAATT!!!! How is he the new GM!! What experience does he have!!
Reggie James: Now for those already questioning how I am qualified to do this job let me remind you all that I have been the right hand man of the prestigious owner of NEW Jesse Styles for many years. I have observed and listened to how he runs this company. He has also given me plenty of advice and wisdom. So rest assured I am more than capable of running this brand, probably better than Kronin ever could!
The crowd automatically doesn't like Reggie James.
Reggie James: So get ready for a new era here at Lights Out where we will continue and build off the success of tonight and take it right into Lights Out 2 and beyond. However I already have decided to make one change with the show.
Reggie looks over to the announce booth where Clark and Lilly are sitting.
Reggie James: I feel that we need to make a change in the announce team…..
Clark Benson: Oh for fuck’s sake I am getting demoted again??!!
Reggie James: I am sorry…….Lilly…… but an announcer can’t get sick and vomit on television because she is disgusted by something she sees in the ring. I am sorry but as far as being the color commentator you are being relieved of your duties. Clark Benson…...you are now the new color commentator.
Clark Benson: So who in the hell is replacing me as play by play!!
Reggie James: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the new play by play announcer and voice of Lights Out…..AANNDDYY DDIIRRKK!!!
Clark Benson: Oh fucking Christ….that got damn dweeb!!
Andy Dirks comes out to a mixed reaction holding his papers and makes his way down to the announcers table. He passes a dejected looking Lilly and arrives to the announce table. He extends his hand to Clark who doesn’t take it. He puts the head set on.
Andy Dirk: I am so excited to be here on Lights Out and what a scintillating show we all just witnessed right Clark Benson??
Clark Benson: Fuck you. What the hell Jesse is promoting all of his annoying ass assistants!! Am I getting a pay cut for this!!
Andy Dirk: Actually I wanted to let you know you just got a raise.
Clark Benson: Oh hell yeah!! Yeah cool I am awesome with this. Welcome Andy!!
Andy Dirk just shakes his head.
Andy Dirk: Ladies and Gentlemen good night from the NEW Arena in Chicago, Illinois and we will see you great fans right back in two weeks for Lights Out 2 where the X-core Championship will be decided!!
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