Post by Jesse Styles on May 6, 2015 9:07:09 GMT -6
Jill Matthews: Welcome back to Ignite 204 live from Auburn Hills Michigan. Up next we have a match between Gravedigger and Jimmy King.
Vince Walters: I think Digger is facing Nacho.
Jill Matthews: I always get those two mixed up. I love me some wrestling movie action.
VInce Walters: I love me some Jill Matthews porn action.
Jill Matthews: So you like seeing some dude fucking me when you wish it was you? It makes me wonder if you watch my pron for my tits of for the cock. YOu love the cock don’t you Vince?
VInce Walters: I love my cock.
Jill Matthews:: WHy does every single opening to a match have to involve fucking me?
Vince Walters: Because you have a great rack?
Jill Matthews: Nacho is in the ring waiting for his opponent. Gravedigger might not be in the best of moods.
VInce Walters: When is he ever?
The lights go out, and lightning strikes throughout the arena, setting the sides of the ramp and around the ring on fire followed by the sound of thunder as "Emotional Dark Music - The Everlasting Symphony" By BrunuhVille plays in the arena, a great coffin is wheeled to the aisle by two beautiful women in mourner's dresses. A spotlight shines across the darkness over the eerie coffin of death! Smoke fills the entrance way as the coffin is raised to a vertical level and, Gravedigger emerges from out of the coffin in his hooded robe and slowly makes his way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: “Hailing from Places Men Fear to Tread, weighing in at 333 pounds, and stands 7 feet, 2 inches tall. He is…..Gravedigger!!!”
He walks up the steps and raises the lights and distinguishes the fires, and gets in the ring and takes his robe off.
Jill Matthews: Well it seems as if Gravedigger is starting this one off quickly with a stiff clothesline to the face of Zeus.
VInce Walters: Jimmy King with the duck and cover move as he is trying to avoid the big man. Okay I have had enough of the wrestling movie references. Time for Nacho to die.
Jill Matthews: Much like in the sack you could not keep up with me Vince. Gravedigger has Nacho in the corner and lighting his chest up with hard knife edge chops.
VInce Walters: WHOOOOO YEAH!!!!! Knife edge chop.
Jill Matthews: You touch my breasts again I will kill your virgin ass.
VInce Walters: Does anyone else find it odd that Nacho’s mask looks like a cherry coke emblem?
Jill Matthews: Not really. Gravedigger has Nachos in deep trouble as he hits the Digger Death Drop.
VInce Walters: It is show time folks!
Jill Matthews: That was as lame as your pick up lines on me. Anyways Digger is in full control of this match as He goes for the Big Boot. He hits him with it and Nacho might not get a move in.
VInce Walters: Digger is looking very impressive here tonight as Nacho simple looks outclassed by his larger opponent. Where is the high flying shit he is supposed to do.
Jill Matthews: He did tweet he was going to Taco Bell before the show maybe he had one burrito supreme too many. He looks very slow tonight.
VInce Walters: Like Jill Matthews trying to do a math problem.
Jill Matthews: Or Vince Walters trying to get laid.
VInce Walters: It looks like Digger has had enough of toying with Nacho and is setting up for The Last Rites. Oh my lord look at the height on that one. Nacho got spiked into the mat as he is not moving a muscle. The referee could count to a thousand on this one.
Jill Matthews: That is one in the books for Gravedigger as he walks out of the ring not willing to waste any more time on Nacho. The EMT’s are out taking a look at what is left of the nacho libre star.
Vince Walters: I think Digger is facing Nacho.
Jill Matthews: I always get those two mixed up. I love me some wrestling movie action.
VInce Walters: I love me some Jill Matthews porn action.
Jill Matthews: So you like seeing some dude fucking me when you wish it was you? It makes me wonder if you watch my pron for my tits of for the cock. YOu love the cock don’t you Vince?
VInce Walters: I love my cock.
Jill Matthews:: WHy does every single opening to a match have to involve fucking me?
Vince Walters: Because you have a great rack?
Jill Matthews: Nacho is in the ring waiting for his opponent. Gravedigger might not be in the best of moods.
VInce Walters: When is he ever?
The lights go out, and lightning strikes throughout the arena, setting the sides of the ramp and around the ring on fire followed by the sound of thunder as "Emotional Dark Music - The Everlasting Symphony" By BrunuhVille plays in the arena, a great coffin is wheeled to the aisle by two beautiful women in mourner's dresses. A spotlight shines across the darkness over the eerie coffin of death! Smoke fills the entrance way as the coffin is raised to a vertical level and, Gravedigger emerges from out of the coffin in his hooded robe and slowly makes his way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: “Hailing from Places Men Fear to Tread, weighing in at 333 pounds, and stands 7 feet, 2 inches tall. He is…..Gravedigger!!!”
He walks up the steps and raises the lights and distinguishes the fires, and gets in the ring and takes his robe off.
Jill Matthews: Well it seems as if Gravedigger is starting this one off quickly with a stiff clothesline to the face of Zeus.
VInce Walters: Jimmy King with the duck and cover move as he is trying to avoid the big man. Okay I have had enough of the wrestling movie references. Time for Nacho to die.
Jill Matthews: Much like in the sack you could not keep up with me Vince. Gravedigger has Nacho in the corner and lighting his chest up with hard knife edge chops.
VInce Walters: WHOOOOO YEAH!!!!! Knife edge chop.
Jill Matthews: You touch my breasts again I will kill your virgin ass.
VInce Walters: Does anyone else find it odd that Nacho’s mask looks like a cherry coke emblem?
Jill Matthews: Not really. Gravedigger has Nachos in deep trouble as he hits the Digger Death Drop.
VInce Walters: It is show time folks!
Jill Matthews: That was as lame as your pick up lines on me. Anyways Digger is in full control of this match as He goes for the Big Boot. He hits him with it and Nacho might not get a move in.
VInce Walters: Digger is looking very impressive here tonight as Nacho simple looks outclassed by his larger opponent. Where is the high flying shit he is supposed to do.
Jill Matthews: He did tweet he was going to Taco Bell before the show maybe he had one burrito supreme too many. He looks very slow tonight.
VInce Walters: Like Jill Matthews trying to do a math problem.
Jill Matthews: Or Vince Walters trying to get laid.
VInce Walters: It looks like Digger has had enough of toying with Nacho and is setting up for The Last Rites. Oh my lord look at the height on that one. Nacho got spiked into the mat as he is not moving a muscle. The referee could count to a thousand on this one.
Jill Matthews: That is one in the books for Gravedigger as he walks out of the ring not willing to waste any more time on Nacho. The EMT’s are out taking a look at what is left of the nacho libre star.