Post by Jesse Styles on May 6, 2015 9:55:07 GMT -6
Tom Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Baton Rouge, Louisiana Blair….Buchannan...VVAALLEENNTTYYNNEE!!
"Fuck Love" by Iggy Azalia hits the PA speakers and the screens light up with videos of Blair Buchannan-Valentyne's career and match highlights. As soon as the beat drops, the crowd is on their feet giving out an absolutely electric vibe as a mixture of cheers and boos reach almost a deafening level.
Soon enough, Blair makes her way out onto the stage and just when you thought the crowd couldn't get any louder, they do. Blair steps to the edge of the stage dressed in a pair of black low rising pants made completely out of see-thru lace, black wrestling boots, and a skin tight black halter top; Also made out of see thru lace.
Blair stepped down the ramp with purpose, practically ignoring the fans, before making her way up into the ring. Once in the ring, Blair stepping into the center of the ring with both arms outstretched into the air. Finally, her music faded and she began to stretch, awaiting her opponents arrival.
Vince Walters: The Cheetah’s woman is in the ring and looking fine as always. Seriously how can a dump like Loserana produce such an ungodly beautiful woman like that? Their Miss Louisiana last year won due to her ability in taking down alligators quicker than the competition.
Jill Mathews: Blair Buchannan-Valentyne getting ready here to face off against the impressive newcomer and number contender to the TA title the beautiful but deadly Nikita Romanova. I wonder if Chris Styles is watching backstage tonight.
Vince Walters: Good grief just admit you have a crush on Chris Styles and get it over with now. Its funny how you used to make fun of him for being such a druggie loser all the time. Kind of poetic considering you used to do anal on screen and not very well I might add.
Jill Matthews: Hey people can change opinions on a person. He is now clean and on the straight and narrow. And his new body, I mean man…….that body…...uh hum lets get back to Tom. Is it getting hot in here?
And introducing her opponent from Moscow, Russia Nikita RROOMMAANNOOVVAA!!!
The crowd gives a decent ovation cheers mixed with more boos to the proud Russian.
The lights dim out as the arena becomes pitch black. A single pink spotlight focuses on the entrance way as “Arrive beautiful and leave ugly” starts to pump through the speakers. A low thin layer of smoke consumes the top of the ramp as Nikita steps out. Her pink wrestling tights and matching sports bra style top on under a white fur jackets with flashing pink lights that outline her strong shoulders and arms.
She flexes at the top of the ramp and gives a small skip to start herself off as she jogs towards the ring a grin on her face. Nikita hops onto the ring apron and does a split bringing two fingers and blowing a kiss to the crowd as she raises the two fingers in the air after the kiss one slowly folds back as she gives the crowd the finger before rolling under the bottom rope.
Jill Matthews: An impressive import from Mother Russia Nikita is. And she looks to continue the momentum from her big win over Dixie Clement her last outing here on Ignite.
Vince Walters: Is it treason if I get wood looking at this Russian babe??
Jill Matthews: Well remember treason is punishable by death. Let me give the authorities a call. Just control yourself stud, actually more like dud.
Vince Walters: Baby I don’t fire blanks. These two beauties had a hell of a spat on that Twitter thing. Lets see them wrassle!!
Ding Ding Ding
Nikita yells something Russian towards the crowd who quickly turns the cheers that she got before to boos as Blair just flips her hair and mimics Nikita talking with her hands. The two women stare down at each other. Blair stands there as Nikita screams at her in Russian and Blair just smiles and looks out at the crowd. Finally Blair has enough of not understanding a got damn word ikita is saying and slaps the hell out of her. Nikita backs away then looks up at Blair. She charges Blair who drops down to her stomach. Nikita bounces of and Blair avoids her with a leap frog then catches Nikita on the way back with a hip toss. She follows that up with an arm drag then another arm drag. Blair delivers a dropkick and sends Nikita out of the ring!!
Jill Matthews: Is...is that Blair Buchannan delivering wrestling moves??? Hell that was damn impressive!!
Vince Walters: Well she is a former world champion. Of course she is usually more of a straight at you type
Blair is getting the crowd behind her as Nikita paces back and forth outside the ring. She looks pissed off as she stares down Blair who is taunting Nikita. Nikita slides in and goes for a lock up but instead kicks Blair straight in the stomach. She chops Blair right in her chest knocking her back into the turnbuckle. She starts kicking Blair then irish whips her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. She charges and Blair leapfrogs her again as Nikita hits the turnbuckle hard. Nikita falls backwards into a roll up attempt by Blair
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And Nikita kicks out. Once again Blair nails a dropkick and Nikita flies out of the ring again!!
Jill Matthews: Blair is out wrestling Nikita here. The attractive Russian is having a hard time figuring out this new wrestling ability of Blair Buchannan. And I doubt very seriously her uh husband showed her some new things.
Vince Walters: Oh you are implying that roids boy Chris Styles is showing her some moves in the ring? Like I said she is a former world champ and people like Blair adapt. Nikita was expecting the come at you Blair which would fit Nikita’s offense to a tee and give her the advantage.
Nikita gets up outside the ring. Blair takes off and nails a suicide dive . Blair soars and scores and drives Nikita backwards onto the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Blair slaps a few hands just for the hell of it. Nikita is not leaning up against the security rail and is having a hard time getting up. Blair is waiting like a cheetah to pounce and when Nikita stands up Blair takes off going for a spear. But Nikita moves and Blair drives herself head first into the guard rail!!
Vince Walters: Oh God that gorgeous face!!!
Jill Matthews: Good Lord Blair hit that rail hard!! Nikita avoids the spear last second and the risk Blair takes doesn't pay off!
Vince Walters: I think Blair needs mouth to mouth and a deep chest massage to get her back going. It would certainly get me going.
Jill Matthews: Calm down tiger. She is moving again.
Vince Walters: Shit….
Nikita picks Blair up who is out of it still and rolls her into the ring. She covers Blair
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TTHHRREE!!
NNOOO Blair gets a shoulder up. Nikita immediately mounts Blair
Vince Walters: Oh baby this is getting hot!!!
Nikita mounts Blair and starts pummeling the former world champion straight to her money maker. She gets up and violently pulls Blair to her feet. Nikita nails Blair with a stiff european uppercut then delivers a face driver.Nikita kneels next to Blair and taunts her. She is wasting time jawing with Blair and cussing in Russian at the fans then finally goes for a cover.
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NNOO Blair kicks out.
Jill Matthews: If Nikita would have just followed up after that face driver she would have possibly got the three count. She needs to stop jawing with Blair and these fans and finish off the tenacious former world champion.
Nikita applies a headscissors and starts to really apply it to Blair.
Vince Walters: Ok….I am going to be charged with treason……
Jill Matthews: Good thing I can’t see it. Damn dude have you ever thought about enhancement treatments??
Blair uses her veteran instincts and places her feet on the ropes. Nikita breaks right before the ref reaches five then stands up and delivers a straight stomp to Blair’s face. Nikita once again starts jawing with the fans and calls for her to go to the top rope.
Jill Matthews: Nikita is heading for the top rope. She might be going for that double stomp here.
Nikita flies off and misses the double stomp. She seems to have injured her knee and she rolls around holding her knee. Sh seems to work the kink out of it but it gives Blair time to recover a little. Both women are now to their feet. Nikita delivers a right hand but Blair responds with one of her own. They start exchanging blows and it goes on for at least 45 seconds as the fans start appreciating the will of both women. Finally Nikita gets the upper hand. She moves in on Blair after taking the advantage and Blair surprises Nikita with a Lou Thez press. She gets off of Nikita and Blair nails the running bulldog!! She goes for the cover!!
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NNOO Nikita kicks out. Now Blair is looking frustrated. She picks Nikita up but Nikita delivers a hard forearm into Blair’s midsection. Blair double overs as Nikita once again starts jawing with Blair and the fans and goes for a reverse neckbreaker!! Yet Blair counters and delivers a forearm of her own to the back of Nikita’s head. She stuns the Russian then rolls her up!!
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TTHHRREE!!!!
Jill Matthews: She got her!!
Vince Walters: And she had a hand full of those tights!! Why can't I get a handful of Nikita!!!
Blair rolls out of the ring and puts her hands up.
Tom Davis: Here is your winner BBLLAAIIRR BBUUCCHHANNAANN VVAALLEENNTTYYNNEE!!!
Jill Matthews: Yes Blair did have the tights! Well I guess somethings never change do they! Blair showing how resourceful she is gets the win over the number one contender to the TA title in Nikita Romanova. I don't think this is over between these two ladies.
Vince Walters: I need to go clean up.
Jill Matthews: Eww….
"Fuck Love" by Iggy Azalia hits the PA speakers and the screens light up with videos of Blair Buchannan-Valentyne's career and match highlights. As soon as the beat drops, the crowd is on their feet giving out an absolutely electric vibe as a mixture of cheers and boos reach almost a deafening level.
Soon enough, Blair makes her way out onto the stage and just when you thought the crowd couldn't get any louder, they do. Blair steps to the edge of the stage dressed in a pair of black low rising pants made completely out of see-thru lace, black wrestling boots, and a skin tight black halter top; Also made out of see thru lace.
Blair stepped down the ramp with purpose, practically ignoring the fans, before making her way up into the ring. Once in the ring, Blair stepping into the center of the ring with both arms outstretched into the air. Finally, her music faded and she began to stretch, awaiting her opponents arrival.
Vince Walters: The Cheetah’s woman is in the ring and looking fine as always. Seriously how can a dump like Loserana produce such an ungodly beautiful woman like that? Their Miss Louisiana last year won due to her ability in taking down alligators quicker than the competition.
Jill Mathews: Blair Buchannan-Valentyne getting ready here to face off against the impressive newcomer and number contender to the TA title the beautiful but deadly Nikita Romanova. I wonder if Chris Styles is watching backstage tonight.
Vince Walters: Good grief just admit you have a crush on Chris Styles and get it over with now. Its funny how you used to make fun of him for being such a druggie loser all the time. Kind of poetic considering you used to do anal on screen and not very well I might add.
Jill Matthews: Hey people can change opinions on a person. He is now clean and on the straight and narrow. And his new body, I mean man…….that body…...uh hum lets get back to Tom. Is it getting hot in here?
And introducing her opponent from Moscow, Russia Nikita RROOMMAANNOOVVAA!!!
The crowd gives a decent ovation cheers mixed with more boos to the proud Russian.
The lights dim out as the arena becomes pitch black. A single pink spotlight focuses on the entrance way as “Arrive beautiful and leave ugly” starts to pump through the speakers. A low thin layer of smoke consumes the top of the ramp as Nikita steps out. Her pink wrestling tights and matching sports bra style top on under a white fur jackets with flashing pink lights that outline her strong shoulders and arms.
She flexes at the top of the ramp and gives a small skip to start herself off as she jogs towards the ring a grin on her face. Nikita hops onto the ring apron and does a split bringing two fingers and blowing a kiss to the crowd as she raises the two fingers in the air after the kiss one slowly folds back as she gives the crowd the finger before rolling under the bottom rope.
Jill Matthews: An impressive import from Mother Russia Nikita is. And she looks to continue the momentum from her big win over Dixie Clement her last outing here on Ignite.
Vince Walters: Is it treason if I get wood looking at this Russian babe??
Jill Matthews: Well remember treason is punishable by death. Let me give the authorities a call. Just control yourself stud, actually more like dud.
Vince Walters: Baby I don’t fire blanks. These two beauties had a hell of a spat on that Twitter thing. Lets see them wrassle!!
Ding Ding Ding
Nikita yells something Russian towards the crowd who quickly turns the cheers that she got before to boos as Blair just flips her hair and mimics Nikita talking with her hands. The two women stare down at each other. Blair stands there as Nikita screams at her in Russian and Blair just smiles and looks out at the crowd. Finally Blair has enough of not understanding a got damn word ikita is saying and slaps the hell out of her. Nikita backs away then looks up at Blair. She charges Blair who drops down to her stomach. Nikita bounces of and Blair avoids her with a leap frog then catches Nikita on the way back with a hip toss. She follows that up with an arm drag then another arm drag. Blair delivers a dropkick and sends Nikita out of the ring!!
Jill Matthews: Is...is that Blair Buchannan delivering wrestling moves??? Hell that was damn impressive!!
Vince Walters: Well she is a former world champion. Of course she is usually more of a straight at you type
Blair is getting the crowd behind her as Nikita paces back and forth outside the ring. She looks pissed off as she stares down Blair who is taunting Nikita. Nikita slides in and goes for a lock up but instead kicks Blair straight in the stomach. She chops Blair right in her chest knocking her back into the turnbuckle. She starts kicking Blair then irish whips her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. She charges and Blair leapfrogs her again as Nikita hits the turnbuckle hard. Nikita falls backwards into a roll up attempt by Blair
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And Nikita kicks out. Once again Blair nails a dropkick and Nikita flies out of the ring again!!
Jill Matthews: Blair is out wrestling Nikita here. The attractive Russian is having a hard time figuring out this new wrestling ability of Blair Buchannan. And I doubt very seriously her uh husband showed her some new things.
Vince Walters: Oh you are implying that roids boy Chris Styles is showing her some moves in the ring? Like I said she is a former world champ and people like Blair adapt. Nikita was expecting the come at you Blair which would fit Nikita’s offense to a tee and give her the advantage.
Nikita gets up outside the ring. Blair takes off and nails a suicide dive . Blair soars and scores and drives Nikita backwards onto the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Blair slaps a few hands just for the hell of it. Nikita is not leaning up against the security rail and is having a hard time getting up. Blair is waiting like a cheetah to pounce and when Nikita stands up Blair takes off going for a spear. But Nikita moves and Blair drives herself head first into the guard rail!!
Vince Walters: Oh God that gorgeous face!!!
Jill Matthews: Good Lord Blair hit that rail hard!! Nikita avoids the spear last second and the risk Blair takes doesn't pay off!
Vince Walters: I think Blair needs mouth to mouth and a deep chest massage to get her back going. It would certainly get me going.
Jill Matthews: Calm down tiger. She is moving again.
Vince Walters: Shit….
Nikita picks Blair up who is out of it still and rolls her into the ring. She covers Blair
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TTHHRREE!!
NNOOO Blair gets a shoulder up. Nikita immediately mounts Blair
Vince Walters: Oh baby this is getting hot!!!
Nikita mounts Blair and starts pummeling the former world champion straight to her money maker. She gets up and violently pulls Blair to her feet. Nikita nails Blair with a stiff european uppercut then delivers a face driver.Nikita kneels next to Blair and taunts her. She is wasting time jawing with Blair and cussing in Russian at the fans then finally goes for a cover.
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NNOO Blair kicks out.
Jill Matthews: If Nikita would have just followed up after that face driver she would have possibly got the three count. She needs to stop jawing with Blair and these fans and finish off the tenacious former world champion.
Nikita applies a headscissors and starts to really apply it to Blair.
Vince Walters: Ok….I am going to be charged with treason……
Jill Matthews: Good thing I can’t see it. Damn dude have you ever thought about enhancement treatments??
Blair uses her veteran instincts and places her feet on the ropes. Nikita breaks right before the ref reaches five then stands up and delivers a straight stomp to Blair’s face. Nikita once again starts jawing with the fans and calls for her to go to the top rope.
Jill Matthews: Nikita is heading for the top rope. She might be going for that double stomp here.
Nikita flies off and misses the double stomp. She seems to have injured her knee and she rolls around holding her knee. Sh seems to work the kink out of it but it gives Blair time to recover a little. Both women are now to their feet. Nikita delivers a right hand but Blair responds with one of her own. They start exchanging blows and it goes on for at least 45 seconds as the fans start appreciating the will of both women. Finally Nikita gets the upper hand. She moves in on Blair after taking the advantage and Blair surprises Nikita with a Lou Thez press. She gets off of Nikita and Blair nails the running bulldog!! She goes for the cover!!
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NNOO Nikita kicks out. Now Blair is looking frustrated. She picks Nikita up but Nikita delivers a hard forearm into Blair’s midsection. Blair double overs as Nikita once again starts jawing with Blair and the fans and goes for a reverse neckbreaker!! Yet Blair counters and delivers a forearm of her own to the back of Nikita’s head. She stuns the Russian then rolls her up!!
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TTHHRREE!!!!
Jill Matthews: She got her!!
Vince Walters: And she had a hand full of those tights!! Why can't I get a handful of Nikita!!!
Blair rolls out of the ring and puts her hands up.
Tom Davis: Here is your winner BBLLAAIIRR BBUUCCHHANNAANN VVAALLEENNTTYYNNEE!!!
Jill Matthews: Yes Blair did have the tights! Well I guess somethings never change do they! Blair showing how resourceful she is gets the win over the number one contender to the TA title in Nikita Romanova. I don't think this is over between these two ladies.
Vince Walters: I need to go clean up.
Jill Matthews: Eww….