Post by Jesse Styles on May 6, 2015 9:56:52 GMT -6
Out of the blue the arena speakers blare out techno infused conga music as the Adorable Revolution dance their way down the ramp lead by Carla still, and Hannah taking up the rear. As they hit the ringside area the group does a lap around the ting slapping hands with the fan before spreading out around it with Carla sliding into the ring and jumping up to the second rope of a turnbuckle and spreading her arms wide as she looks out into the crows before giving them a flex and calling for a mic. She catches the mic that is tossed into her with a grin on her face.
“Aw hell it’s good to be in America!”
She gets a small cheap pop from the crowd as she smiles looking around with a nod.
“But there are a few things I need to address...a few issues I have noticed when studying up on NEW...a few things that make the Princess of Positivity down right sad!”
She leans on the ropes as she picks her words carefully.
“You see I keeping looking...and looking...and looking. But what do I keep seeing? I keep seeing segments, commercials, and promotion done by women who have no place being in the lime light. No place in a sport, and sure as H E double hocky sticks...have no place being seen as role models for the young women of the world...what I am saying is 90% of the women in NEW are cookie cutter.”
She pauses and nods over at Hannah who is now standing up on the guardrail with a clicker like one would have at a power point meeting in a board room. Carla smirks as she looks around bracing for what she is about to do, and knowing it could very well cause a war to brew. But you can’t infuse the world with an Adorable Revolution without upsetting the old guard. Hannah clicks the button and the tron above the entrance ramp kicks on.
“Cookie Cutter…”
“Cookie Cutter…”
“Again...cookie cutter. Are you starting to see my point?”
“That’s enough...I can’t even stomach to look at them anymore. NEW...no...the world deserves a higher level of women to follow and cheer for in this ring. A better breed of women...who bring passion...fun….and values to the ring! Sex...drugs...rock and roll is out. This is the age of Adorable. The Age of fun! For crying out loud we get paid to compete in a sport we love! We get paid to come out and show off our ATHLETIC ability...what do tits and booty have to do with that?!”
She pauses with a frown.
“If you're in the back...and if you agree. Then I invite you to join the Revolution. To stand up and bring a higher quality...a higher level of respect for what we do. f we continue to sit by and let those cookie cutters...interchangeable woman a-z be the face of womens wrestling we will never get ahead, we will never be the example we should be….and I sure as H E double hockey sticks am not going to stand by and let that happen!”
She points out in the crowed with one of her fingers before moving the mic back to her lips.
“All you girls out there...remember Adorableness is a way of life. And you don’t need to sell yourself short and be a cookie cutter! You all have a gift and a talent, and no matter what that talent and gift is never waste it by spreading your legs and showing your body off to get ahead. You can get ahead based on skill, drive, and determination. It’s all about the heart...it’s what has gotten me here. And it’s what will take me to the top of NEW. The Princess of Positivity is here. And it’s time to turn over a new leaf in the world of women’s wrestling...now hit the music and lets have fun!”
She drops the mic as the conga music kicks back in and she slides out of the ring joining the back of the line as the Adorable Revolution dances it’s way back into the backstage area.
“Aw hell it’s good to be in America!”
She gets a small cheap pop from the crowd as she smiles looking around with a nod.
“But there are a few things I need to address...a few issues I have noticed when studying up on NEW...a few things that make the Princess of Positivity down right sad!”
She leans on the ropes as she picks her words carefully.
“You see I keeping looking...and looking...and looking. But what do I keep seeing? I keep seeing segments, commercials, and promotion done by women who have no place being in the lime light. No place in a sport, and sure as H E double hocky sticks...have no place being seen as role models for the young women of the world...what I am saying is 90% of the women in NEW are cookie cutter.”
She pauses and nods over at Hannah who is now standing up on the guardrail with a clicker like one would have at a power point meeting in a board room. Carla smirks as she looks around bracing for what she is about to do, and knowing it could very well cause a war to brew. But you can’t infuse the world with an Adorable Revolution without upsetting the old guard. Hannah clicks the button and the tron above the entrance ramp kicks on.
“Cookie Cutter…”
“Cookie Cutter…”
“Again...cookie cutter. Are you starting to see my point?”
“That’s enough...I can’t even stomach to look at them anymore. NEW...no...the world deserves a higher level of women to follow and cheer for in this ring. A better breed of women...who bring passion...fun….and values to the ring! Sex...drugs...rock and roll is out. This is the age of Adorable. The Age of fun! For crying out loud we get paid to compete in a sport we love! We get paid to come out and show off our ATHLETIC ability...what do tits and booty have to do with that?!”
She pauses with a frown.
“If you're in the back...and if you agree. Then I invite you to join the Revolution. To stand up and bring a higher quality...a higher level of respect for what we do. f we continue to sit by and let those cookie cutters...interchangeable woman a-z be the face of womens wrestling we will never get ahead, we will never be the example we should be….and I sure as H E double hockey sticks am not going to stand by and let that happen!”
She points out in the crowed with one of her fingers before moving the mic back to her lips.
“All you girls out there...remember Adorableness is a way of life. And you don’t need to sell yourself short and be a cookie cutter! You all have a gift and a talent, and no matter what that talent and gift is never waste it by spreading your legs and showing your body off to get ahead. You can get ahead based on skill, drive, and determination. It’s all about the heart...it’s what has gotten me here. And it’s what will take me to the top of NEW. The Princess of Positivity is here. And it’s time to turn over a new leaf in the world of women’s wrestling...now hit the music and lets have fun!”
She drops the mic as the conga music kicks back in and she slides out of the ring joining the back of the line as the Adorable Revolution dances it’s way back into the backstage area.