Post by Jesse Styles on May 6, 2015 18:42:42 GMT -6
“Dirty Angel” Begins to blast across the arena as the crowd rises to their feet. After a few seconds the self-proclaimed NEW Champion and his girlfriend Shelby Taylor appear on the stage to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos.
Jill Matthews: Well you would think that maybe we can go one show without the um...self proclaimed NEW champion gracing us with his presence.
Vince Walters: Oh come on self proclaimed?? I think after Lights Out 1 he is no doubt and never was ever in my mind at least the top man and top champion in New Edge Wrestling. You see Jill true top champions here in NEW don’t lose to guys making their debuts like our loser former World Champion did. Al Envy would never lose to a newbie making a debut.
Jill Matthews: And Al Envy played a huge part in making sure that Damage scored the biggest upset in NEW history in my opinion. Now his arrogance has become so prestigious that he is now carrying around that phony NEW Championship belt and also the TA title that Shelby is holding. What did he do give the airhead the TA belt?
Vince Walters: You’re just jealous that a man has never told you he loved you. These two are so beautiful together. Hands down the greatest couple in NEW.
Jill Matthews: I hope Jesse and Scarlet didn’t hear that.
Vince Walters: Hands down the second greatest couple in NEW!!
Al Envy and Shelby are now in the ring as they look out at the crowd. Shelby kisses Al on the cheek as Envy smiles and starts pacing around the ring.
Al Envy: Ever since the NEW universe were shocked when our former World Champion Father Nathan lost to some spare wannabe biker named Damage the entire wrestling world has been in an uproar!! How in the hell could the world champion at the time lose to a retard like that!!
The crowd pops and starts booing Al Envy and his disrespect.
Jill Matthews: Why don’t you mention that you cost Father Nathan the match asshole!!
Vince Walters: So you agree that Damage is a retard??
Jill Matthews: No I don’t!!! Shut up Walters!!
Al Envy: I walked out on the very first Lights Out where Father Nathan is supposed be the flag bearer and I revealed that I was no longer going to be called the TA champiuon. That as long as I held that title I will be referred to as the true NEW champion because each and every single week I have came out here and proved that I am the best in this business and the best in this company! And it was about damn time that the Show Stealer got his deserved respect and credit in this company. However over these last few days, and after another guy named Matthew Carter who I ran out of this company last week, pointed out that all Al Envy is doing is proving he is the king of the mid carders. And you people actually believe that don't you??
The crowd pops and starts a king of mid card chant. Shelby looks out at the crowd with a look of disdain and starts screaming at everyone.
Jill Matthews: Well….if the shoe fits right?
Vince Walters: You and the rest of these asses in this arena are just jealous. They all wish they were Al Envy and you wish you were Shelby Taylor don’t you?? I wouldn’t blame you ya know. She is way hotter with a better body and I bet her vagina doesn’t look like dried roast beef.
Jill Matthews: Vince…...you just need to hush right now before this becomes a one person announce team.
Al Envy: So I have decided that well since this time next Ignite after I beat the hell out of Austen Impact that I will be the NEW World Champion, and finally that title will be relevant again, that I no longer need o be holding this anymore!
Jill Matthews: Wait what in the hell is he talking about?? Al Envy is facing Austen Impact for the world title next Ignite!!??
Vince Walters: Yes Yes Yes!!!!! Oh my God finally we will have a legitimate world champion in NEW. The Show Stealer will be back on the mountain top!!
Jill Matthews: Well lets not get ahead of ourselves here. In a pure wrestling match Impact will hold his own and I think have the advantage!
Al grabs the TA title off of Shelby’s shoulder and kisses her softly on the lips.
Al Envy: And since I am so damn confidant that I will beat Austen Impact with in an inch of his being in Davey Dynamo's shadow life! I relinquish the NEW Trans-Atlantic Title!!
The crowd explodes in shock.
Jill Matthews: WHAT!!!!
Vince Walters: Oh the balls of the Show Stealer!! I heard they were huge but holy shit!! He is dropping the TA title!!
Jill Matthews: If he is relinquishin it then what about the TA tile match that was promised to Nikita. She is contracted to face the TA champion for that tile
Al Envy: Now I know that next week I was supposed to go up against Light Bulb girl whats her name Nikita?? But seriously you all know and she does as well that she would never beat me. Now Jesse Styles knew what my plans were tonight and there will be a TA title match next week. It will be Nikita Light Bulb girl against the 4 time TA champion and second best TA champ next to yours truly Scarlet Styles!!!!
The crowd cheers.
Jill Matthews: How convenient. Jesse is giving his wife the title shot.
Vince Walters: Are you stupid? Scarlet won the silver briefcase match at Demented. She was entitled to one anyways. Once again Jesse Styles shows his brilliance and gives the fans what they want.
Jill Matthews: Well I have always liked Scarlet but there was something fishy about that match with her winning. I don’t want to think that way but with this whole thing now with the TA title being dropped and now she is in the title match there is something just not right here.
Vince Walters: If I were you I would hush. You will get whacked and not in the way you are used too floppy vag.
Jill smacks the shit out of Vince. You can hear him fall out of his chair.
Jill Matthews: i warned you Vince!!
Al Envy: The fact of the matter is!! You are all looking at the new N.E.W World Heavyweight Champion. Austen Impact you couldn't beat that joke of a champion we used to have. How do you think son that you are going to beat the best damn pro wrestler on this planet?? Next week I take you to school and by the tie I am done with you Davey Dynamo will look up from hell and be disappointed in you for choking like you did at Demented. And I will prove once and for all why I am the trendsetter and show stealer of professional wrestling!!!
Envy places the TA title on top of the turnbuckle and takes his NEW championship and holds it high in the air to a rousing ovation of cheers and boos. As he is about to put the microphone down Shelby Taylor takes it and starts smiling.
Shelby Taylor: Now….before we go. I just want to say I am the happiest girl in the world finally knowing that Al Envy is in love with me!!
Jill Matthews: Hey look she knows how to use a microphone. Good for her can they leave now.
Vince Walters: Why….do...you hate….so much!!
Jill Matthews: Ah Vince welcome back. Are you ok?
Vince Walters: Didn’t hurt!!
Jill Matthws: what was that!!
Vince Walters: OK IT HURT!!!
Shelby Taylor: Al loves me and I love Al. And soon th love of my life will be the NEW World Heavyweight Champion onc again and will take this company back to the respect that it deserves. But everyone already knows that. What I want right now is for a certain Jill Matthews to come down to the ring!!
The crowd stands up and look at Jill who looks perplexed.
Vince Walters: You were asked to go the ring by Shelby. Can you let me know how she smells when you come back.
Jill Matthews: I am not going down to that ring. Why should I?? They have talked enough.
Shelby walks towards the ropes and looks right at Jill.
Shelby Taylor: You do realize who my sister is right and who she is married too? And you do realize who my boyfriend is right and how he and the owner of this company are pretty tight right? I am not asking again Jill. Come….to…..the….ring!
Jill Matthews takes her headset off and stands up. The crowd erupts as Jill walks down to the ring and enters through the ropes. She stands in front of Shelby who looks her up and down as Envy leans against the turnbuckle just chilling out.
Shelby Taylor: Wow…..I guess not doing porn anymore and sitting on your ass at an announcers desk does a number on the figure. You have really let yourself go haven't you??
The crowd pops in a eruption of oohs and ahhs.
Vince Walters: Wow…..Oh please give me a cat fight here!!!
Shelby Taylor: You know I just want to say I enjoy your work as an announcer. Its not a shock that when Al and I go home or to a hotel room we go into our bedroom strip naked and lie in bed we do our thing then afterwards we turn on the Ignite replay and watch ourselves being awesome. And we listen to your commentary Jill. Now if you don’t mind me asking…...do you like us?
Jill just stands there and says nothing. She looks back at Envy who is now not leaning against the turnbuckle and is now standing behind Jill.
Shelby Taylor: You don’t think that Al Envy is the best champion here in NEW and did I hear you say last week that I was an airhead??
Jill smirks at Shelby who is now laughing at Jill.
Shelby Taylor: As an announcer Jill Matthews you are supposed to be impartial and biased. You really should be like Vince Walters up there ya know. He is what you are supposed to be!
The crowd boos as Vince Walters is seen jumping up and down at the announcer’s table.
Vince Walters: Shelby knows my name Shelby knows my name!!!!
Shelby Taylor: I don’t approve of the disrespect you show me. And quite honestly the disrespect you show for that man right there, Al mother fucking Envy, is something I will not tolerate!!
Jill steps back but Al pushes Jill into Shelby who meets her with a stiff forearm shot to her face!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit!!!
The crowd explodes as Shelby stands over Jill who is holding her jaw. Al stands over Jill as Shelby goes outside the ring and reaches under it. She pulls out one o Nikita Romanova’s light tubes as the crowd erupts. She slides back into the ring and stands over Jill who is now trying to get to one knee.
Vince Walters: Ok I think she has had enough guys. Just walk away ok?
Jill is now on one knee as Shelby with an evil look on her face grabs the microphone again.
Shelby Taylor: Who is the airhead now you fucking bitch!!
Shelby swings the light tube like a baseball bat and connects the bulb straight into the face of Jill Matthews. The bulb explodes and you can see the fluorescent powder rise into the air. Jill rolls around screaming as the powder burns her face.
Vince Walters: OH MY GOD!! OK THATS ENOUGH SOMEONE GO HELP HER!!
As she rolls around Al Envy picks her up. You can see blood and burn marks on Jill’s face. Al Envy looks into her eyes then hooks her head under his arm.
Vince Walters: Come on Al don’t do this. You are better than that!! Not the GBE!!
Suddenly officials and medical staffand hit the ring. Envy drops Jill and high tails it over the top rope and Shelby soon joins him outside laughing her ass off. Medics and officials hit the ring as well as the officials kneels down trying to clean her face of with a towel.
Vince Walters: That was too much even for Jill Matthews. Yeah she slapped the shit out of me earlier but she didn’t deserve that.
Officials and Medics work on Jill as Envy and Shelby stop at the top of the ramp and Al holds his championship belt up high in the air. The crowd boos their asses off.
Vince Walters: So what now am I doing the main event by myself now?? Lets go to commercial and try and figure this out….AL Envy vs Austen Impact for the title? Is that official now??
The camera cuts to a Starz promo as the mess in the ring is being attended too.