Post by Jesse Styles on Mar 11, 2013 0:23:57 GMT -6
Jill Matthews: This next match should be quite interesting with the return of two elite tag teams in The Saints of Sin and Excessive Excellence. They will be sorely tested by Deathstroke and Brian Hart and Dixie Clement and Kronin.
Vince Walters: Do you realize that Deathstroke and Brian hart suck ass? And Dixie and Kronin have hardly been a team. Quit over hyping shit sweet tits.
Jill Matthews: The return of Excessive Excellence and The Saints of Sin is a big deal. These two tag teams are going into the Hall of Fame this year. I am looking forward to this match.
Vince Walters: My money is on the Saints of Sin.
Jill Matthews: Do not sell Excessive Excellence short. They were a good team a couple of years ago.
Vince Matthews: Back when Roger Wright knew who the fuck he was.
Tom Davis: The following match is one fall…
Just as Tom brings the microphone to his lips to make the introductions, Selfish and Cold by Rev Theory plays as Hunter sits in the office of Jesse Styles. He is looking down at the ring as he begins to speak. He is in his Myth Killer tee shirt and wrestling gear as his match is coming up soon. The clod smile is evident to all as the chants of ASSHOLE! Can be heard.
Hunter: Since we are doing some fun thing here I am going to make a few additions to this match. I am tired of these little tag matches that mean nothing. I am going to stir the pot a little bit. This match will be a tornado Insane rule match. I may hate Pugh but I hate Envy and Wright more. Saints of Sin do your worst.
Jesse comes up from behind Hunter and slaps him in the back of the head. Of course the moody prick is not happy with that as Jesse sits in front of the camera.
Jesse: Do you ever listen? You are not the leader of the Styles Mafia and you are not in charge of the NEW because you are Hunter Valentyne. I am the owner of this company and I will say what the stipulation will be. I do admit making this an insane rules tornado match is a great idea. But I am in control not you.
Hunter: You better be careful Inkt is horny. He might be tapping your wife’s ass. It is kind of going around after I tapped KOP’s wife’s ass.
Jesse: FUCK YOU!
Jesse has finally gone off the deep end as he rushes at Hunter. He has had enough of the wife references as the introductions are being made for the competitors in this match. Jesse is laying in the right hands to Hunter as the Myth Killer is covering up to avoid the contact. He is laughing at the attempts and pissing off the owner of the NEW even more.
Jesse takes a step back and is going for it. He is setting up for the hype kick but Hunter catches the foot and glares at the owner of the NEW. Jesse is pissed off and is swinging at Hunter and connects with a right hand to catch Hunter off guard. They continue to brawl as the referee rings the bell.
Jill Matthews: It is about damned time someone put Hunter in his place. It took a real man like Jesse Styles to get that done. It is now time to get the action going in this insane rules tornado match. This match obviously favors Ryan Pugh and Johnny Stylez. The Saints of Sin are the clear favorites.
Vince Walters: We will check back on this brawl in the back as it appears that The Styles Mafia is imploding. It looks like the old battle wounds are opening up as Pugh is squaring off with Envy and Roger Wright is squaring off with Johnny Stylez. Kronin and Dixie are really taking it to Stroke and Hart.
Jill Matthews: Old rivals are really going at it. Envy with right hands to Ryan Pugh. He is talking a lot of trash to Ryan something about him killing Pugh not the cRu. Wright is getting reacquainted with Johnny Styles with his own right hands to the face. Dixie and Kronin are working well together in beating down Stroke and Hart.
Vince Walter: It looks like Kronin is trying to end this one early. He is going for the pin.
Ref: 1..
Jill Matthews: Johnny has interrupted the count as he barely got a one count. Johnny is putting the boots to Brian Hart as Roger Wright is taking the fight to Deathstroke. Kronin and Dixie are double teaming Ryan Pugh in the Insane rules match. Ryan can take huge punishment and keep on coming.
Vince Walters: There is almost too much action to call. Brain Hart is the victim of the bitch slap by Johnny Stylez. Brian is trying to cover up but to no avail. The Don of Disrespect stands over Hart and taunts him. Roger is taking serious control on Deathstroke as well. He hit a nice exploder suplex on the man.
Jill Matthews: Stroke and Hart are really taking a massive beating. Kronin is getting beat down by the Insane Icon as he slides out of the ring to find some weapons to use. He finds a 2 by four covered in barbed wire to use. The Insane Icon slides back into the ring…
Vince Walters: Sting is here?
Jill Matthews: The original Insane Icon moron. He swings for the fences and connects with the face of Kronin. That had to open him up and it did. Kronin has blood pouring from his forehead as Pugh is rubbing that barbed wire over his face and eyes. Envy hits a nice cross body block over the top rope on Dixie as both spill out to the ring. Envy looks under the ring and finds Dixie’s unloaded pistol. He smacks her in the face with it as Dixie drops to the ground in a bloody heap.
Vince Walters: It looks like Dixie is under the gun.
Jill Matthews: That was horrible even for you, Vince. Johnny is in the middle of the ring and hits devastating snap DDT. He is really wearing Brian Hart out in this match. Johnny Styles is giving Brian Hart the Business! The knee is in the middle of the back and this hold is expertly applied. Envy nails Stylez in the back of the head with a nice forearm to the neck as the hold is broken. Pugh with a trash can lid to the face of Envy. The action is getting fast and furious.
Vince Walters: Fast and Furious. Damn I gotta watch the new one.
Jill Matthews: Shut up Vince. Pugh is setting up for the Pugh bomb in the corner. This could be the end for Deathstroke. Pugh goes for it but Stroke holds onto the top rope to stop the momentum as Roger Wright hits Pugh with a spear to the gut. Pugh drops to the ground in pain as he is still feeling the effects of the World War X match up. Johnny comes in to nail Roger wright with a fist to the back of the skull. Each man is in severe pain as this match continues on.
Vince Walters: This match up could go either way as they take turns beating the shit out of Stroke and Hart. V Pugh struggles to his feet as Brian Hart is down in the middle of the ring. Envy slides out to beat on a bloodied up Dixie some more. She is fighting for all she is worth with a few right hands to the face of Envy. Kronin is outside of the ring trying to overcome his blood loss but Roger Wright is getting the better of him. Roger and Kronin fight their way up to the stage as Kronin hits a nice suplex on the ramp. Roger is in pain as he struggles to his feet.
Jill Matthews: Roger is in pain as Kronin is going for a big move on top of the stage. He drops him with a DDT as Kronin climbs to the top of the platform on the big screen. Roger struggle to his feet and follows him up. Both men are now on top of the screen as they fight for all they are worth. It looks like there is a crack in the screen. Oh my GOD!
Vince Walters: There is something splitting the screen down the middle as out from that crack steps Seth Iser. He throttles the man he faced at WWX and OH MY GOD! A choke slam from the top of the platform. Roger Wright might be fucking dead. Kronin has had too much taken out of him as he feels the choke slam as well. Seth Iser is making a physical impact in this match.
Jill Matthews: I do not see either man getting up from that one. Roger has not moved since he hit the ground. Kronin is out cold as well. This gives the advantage to Pugh and Stylez. The Saints of Sin are in firm control of this one.
Vince Walters: The sick smile of Seth Iser tells the story. He is leaving nothing but devastation in his path. Now Pugh is in the ring with Stroke and Stylez has taken out Hart even further. Pugh has placed Hart on the top rope backwards and now it is time. Johhny walks up Pugh’s back and locks his legs around the head of Hart. He is going to hit the parragonakonranna! But Pugh grabs the legs of Hart and hits the Pugh Bomb as Johnny flips over. All of the weight lands on the neck of Hart as he is out cold. What the fuck was that?
Jill Matthews: I believe it was the Kliq Kilq Boom. They worked this one out as Ryan goes for the cover on Hart as Johnny sits on the back of Pugh. The ref is in position as Envy is still hurt out of the ring.
Ref: 1..2..3.
Vince Walters: After that devastating double team move The Saints of Sin have gotten the win. Johnny looks at Ryan Pugh as he celebrates. Johnny does not look as happy as usual over a win. What is going on there?
Jill Matthews: Maybe Johnny wanted to get the pin. Maybe he is not happy with Ryan taking control of his move. Who the hell knows? The end result is The Saints of Sin in a dominant performance. We need to get some help for Kronin and Roger Wright. Seth Iser made his presence felt in this one. There is nothing but carnage in this one as Dixie is in pain as well. Saints of Sin survived nothing more.
Vince Walters: What ever happened with Jesse and Hunter?
Jill Matthews: Let us find out.
We see Hunter and Jesse sitting on the floor talking this problem out. Hunter is holding his neck as Jesse is lying on the ground both men look spent.
Jesse: This shit has to stop. We cannot be killing each other. We need a united front against a lot of people who want us to fail.
Hunter: You do not get it. Pissing you off is a good thing. Besides you are pissing me off as well.
Jesse: What did I do?
Hunter: Where the fuck is the title shot to the title I never God Damned lost? I see people like Valora getting shit. Where the fuck is my title shot?
Jesse: You had the chance at World War X and Johnny pinned you. You have another chance tonight to qualify for Terror Dome against Ray. I give opportunities to earn shit not hand it to you.
Hunter: Does Nocturnal get a rematch?
Jesse: Yes.
Hunter: So where the fuck is my rematch seeing as I never lost the damned thing? Why not put me in a match with Nocturnal and the winner gets the rematch they want. He is not above me in line if anything I am above him since he got killed by Colt. I never fucking lost.
Jesse: You had no match for the title. McCann never showed up and it was cancelled.
Hunter: Was the World Title match booked and contracts signed?
Jesse: I think so. I was not here.
Hunter: I would hate to have to take legal action.
Jesse: Quit being a prick. I will consider your request but this shit needs to end. You have to quit fucking with Hazard and Ray and especially me. Enough of the Inkt and my wife references. Do it again and we fight again.
Hunter: What is wrong with fighting? Sometimes families fight. It shows dedication and fire.
Jesse: That is where we disagree.
Hunter: Fine.
The show fades to commercial as the two men stare at each other.
Vince Walters: Do you realize that Deathstroke and Brian hart suck ass? And Dixie and Kronin have hardly been a team. Quit over hyping shit sweet tits.
Jill Matthews: The return of Excessive Excellence and The Saints of Sin is a big deal. These two tag teams are going into the Hall of Fame this year. I am looking forward to this match.
Vince Walters: My money is on the Saints of Sin.
Jill Matthews: Do not sell Excessive Excellence short. They were a good team a couple of years ago.
Vince Matthews: Back when Roger Wright knew who the fuck he was.
Tom Davis: The following match is one fall…
Just as Tom brings the microphone to his lips to make the introductions, Selfish and Cold by Rev Theory plays as Hunter sits in the office of Jesse Styles. He is looking down at the ring as he begins to speak. He is in his Myth Killer tee shirt and wrestling gear as his match is coming up soon. The clod smile is evident to all as the chants of ASSHOLE! Can be heard.
Hunter: Since we are doing some fun thing here I am going to make a few additions to this match. I am tired of these little tag matches that mean nothing. I am going to stir the pot a little bit. This match will be a tornado Insane rule match. I may hate Pugh but I hate Envy and Wright more. Saints of Sin do your worst.
Jesse comes up from behind Hunter and slaps him in the back of the head. Of course the moody prick is not happy with that as Jesse sits in front of the camera.
Jesse: Do you ever listen? You are not the leader of the Styles Mafia and you are not in charge of the NEW because you are Hunter Valentyne. I am the owner of this company and I will say what the stipulation will be. I do admit making this an insane rules tornado match is a great idea. But I am in control not you.
Hunter: You better be careful Inkt is horny. He might be tapping your wife’s ass. It is kind of going around after I tapped KOP’s wife’s ass.
Jesse: FUCK YOU!
Jesse has finally gone off the deep end as he rushes at Hunter. He has had enough of the wife references as the introductions are being made for the competitors in this match. Jesse is laying in the right hands to Hunter as the Myth Killer is covering up to avoid the contact. He is laughing at the attempts and pissing off the owner of the NEW even more.
Jesse takes a step back and is going for it. He is setting up for the hype kick but Hunter catches the foot and glares at the owner of the NEW. Jesse is pissed off and is swinging at Hunter and connects with a right hand to catch Hunter off guard. They continue to brawl as the referee rings the bell.
Jill Matthews: It is about damned time someone put Hunter in his place. It took a real man like Jesse Styles to get that done. It is now time to get the action going in this insane rules tornado match. This match obviously favors Ryan Pugh and Johnny Stylez. The Saints of Sin are the clear favorites.
Vince Walters: We will check back on this brawl in the back as it appears that The Styles Mafia is imploding. It looks like the old battle wounds are opening up as Pugh is squaring off with Envy and Roger Wright is squaring off with Johnny Stylez. Kronin and Dixie are really taking it to Stroke and Hart.
Jill Matthews: Old rivals are really going at it. Envy with right hands to Ryan Pugh. He is talking a lot of trash to Ryan something about him killing Pugh not the cRu. Wright is getting reacquainted with Johnny Styles with his own right hands to the face. Dixie and Kronin are working well together in beating down Stroke and Hart.
Vince Walter: It looks like Kronin is trying to end this one early. He is going for the pin.
Ref: 1..
Jill Matthews: Johnny has interrupted the count as he barely got a one count. Johnny is putting the boots to Brian Hart as Roger Wright is taking the fight to Deathstroke. Kronin and Dixie are double teaming Ryan Pugh in the Insane rules match. Ryan can take huge punishment and keep on coming.
Vince Walters: There is almost too much action to call. Brain Hart is the victim of the bitch slap by Johnny Stylez. Brian is trying to cover up but to no avail. The Don of Disrespect stands over Hart and taunts him. Roger is taking serious control on Deathstroke as well. He hit a nice exploder suplex on the man.
Jill Matthews: Stroke and Hart are really taking a massive beating. Kronin is getting beat down by the Insane Icon as he slides out of the ring to find some weapons to use. He finds a 2 by four covered in barbed wire to use. The Insane Icon slides back into the ring…
Vince Walters: Sting is here?
Jill Matthews: The original Insane Icon moron. He swings for the fences and connects with the face of Kronin. That had to open him up and it did. Kronin has blood pouring from his forehead as Pugh is rubbing that barbed wire over his face and eyes. Envy hits a nice cross body block over the top rope on Dixie as both spill out to the ring. Envy looks under the ring and finds Dixie’s unloaded pistol. He smacks her in the face with it as Dixie drops to the ground in a bloody heap.
Vince Walters: It looks like Dixie is under the gun.
Jill Matthews: That was horrible even for you, Vince. Johnny is in the middle of the ring and hits devastating snap DDT. He is really wearing Brian Hart out in this match. Johnny Styles is giving Brian Hart the Business! The knee is in the middle of the back and this hold is expertly applied. Envy nails Stylez in the back of the head with a nice forearm to the neck as the hold is broken. Pugh with a trash can lid to the face of Envy. The action is getting fast and furious.
Vince Walters: Fast and Furious. Damn I gotta watch the new one.
Jill Matthews: Shut up Vince. Pugh is setting up for the Pugh bomb in the corner. This could be the end for Deathstroke. Pugh goes for it but Stroke holds onto the top rope to stop the momentum as Roger Wright hits Pugh with a spear to the gut. Pugh drops to the ground in pain as he is still feeling the effects of the World War X match up. Johnny comes in to nail Roger wright with a fist to the back of the skull. Each man is in severe pain as this match continues on.
Vince Walters: This match up could go either way as they take turns beating the shit out of Stroke and Hart. V Pugh struggles to his feet as Brian Hart is down in the middle of the ring. Envy slides out to beat on a bloodied up Dixie some more. She is fighting for all she is worth with a few right hands to the face of Envy. Kronin is outside of the ring trying to overcome his blood loss but Roger Wright is getting the better of him. Roger and Kronin fight their way up to the stage as Kronin hits a nice suplex on the ramp. Roger is in pain as he struggles to his feet.
Jill Matthews: Roger is in pain as Kronin is going for a big move on top of the stage. He drops him with a DDT as Kronin climbs to the top of the platform on the big screen. Roger struggle to his feet and follows him up. Both men are now on top of the screen as they fight for all they are worth. It looks like there is a crack in the screen. Oh my GOD!
Vince Walters: There is something splitting the screen down the middle as out from that crack steps Seth Iser. He throttles the man he faced at WWX and OH MY GOD! A choke slam from the top of the platform. Roger Wright might be fucking dead. Kronin has had too much taken out of him as he feels the choke slam as well. Seth Iser is making a physical impact in this match.
Jill Matthews: I do not see either man getting up from that one. Roger has not moved since he hit the ground. Kronin is out cold as well. This gives the advantage to Pugh and Stylez. The Saints of Sin are in firm control of this one.
Vince Walters: The sick smile of Seth Iser tells the story. He is leaving nothing but devastation in his path. Now Pugh is in the ring with Stroke and Stylez has taken out Hart even further. Pugh has placed Hart on the top rope backwards and now it is time. Johhny walks up Pugh’s back and locks his legs around the head of Hart. He is going to hit the parragonakonranna! But Pugh grabs the legs of Hart and hits the Pugh Bomb as Johnny flips over. All of the weight lands on the neck of Hart as he is out cold. What the fuck was that?
Jill Matthews: I believe it was the Kliq Kilq Boom. They worked this one out as Ryan goes for the cover on Hart as Johnny sits on the back of Pugh. The ref is in position as Envy is still hurt out of the ring.
Ref: 1..2..3.
Vince Walters: After that devastating double team move The Saints of Sin have gotten the win. Johnny looks at Ryan Pugh as he celebrates. Johnny does not look as happy as usual over a win. What is going on there?
Jill Matthews: Maybe Johnny wanted to get the pin. Maybe he is not happy with Ryan taking control of his move. Who the hell knows? The end result is The Saints of Sin in a dominant performance. We need to get some help for Kronin and Roger Wright. Seth Iser made his presence felt in this one. There is nothing but carnage in this one as Dixie is in pain as well. Saints of Sin survived nothing more.
Vince Walters: What ever happened with Jesse and Hunter?
Jill Matthews: Let us find out.
We see Hunter and Jesse sitting on the floor talking this problem out. Hunter is holding his neck as Jesse is lying on the ground both men look spent.
Jesse: This shit has to stop. We cannot be killing each other. We need a united front against a lot of people who want us to fail.
Hunter: You do not get it. Pissing you off is a good thing. Besides you are pissing me off as well.
Jesse: What did I do?
Hunter: Where the fuck is the title shot to the title I never God Damned lost? I see people like Valora getting shit. Where the fuck is my title shot?
Jesse: You had the chance at World War X and Johnny pinned you. You have another chance tonight to qualify for Terror Dome against Ray. I give opportunities to earn shit not hand it to you.
Hunter: Does Nocturnal get a rematch?
Jesse: Yes.
Hunter: So where the fuck is my rematch seeing as I never lost the damned thing? Why not put me in a match with Nocturnal and the winner gets the rematch they want. He is not above me in line if anything I am above him since he got killed by Colt. I never fucking lost.
Jesse: You had no match for the title. McCann never showed up and it was cancelled.
Hunter: Was the World Title match booked and contracts signed?
Jesse: I think so. I was not here.
Hunter: I would hate to have to take legal action.
Jesse: Quit being a prick. I will consider your request but this shit needs to end. You have to quit fucking with Hazard and Ray and especially me. Enough of the Inkt and my wife references. Do it again and we fight again.
Hunter: What is wrong with fighting? Sometimes families fight. It shows dedication and fire.
Jesse: That is where we disagree.
Hunter: Fine.
The show fades to commercial as the two men stare at each other.