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Clark Benson:And we are back and ready for our opening contest of the evening and it will be for the NEW Tag Team Championships. And joining me out here for her final match according to her contract is the um…..lovely talented and beautiful Lilly
Lilly: Why thank you Clark. I look forward to being out here on the announce team one last time! And what a way for me to go out. Seeing the return of Excessive Excellence here tonight. I would tell you all how hot I think Al Envy is but I don’t really feel like getting a light tube to the face from Shelby like Jill did last Ignite. But I can talk about hot hot Roger Wright is
Clark Benson: That was a disgusting display on Ignite. However I must say it did make me smile a little. Jill deserved that just for stealing my damn job. But nonetheless this should be a hell of a contest. The tag titles are up for grabs and Roger Wright did find a hell of a replacement to replace the now retired Matthew Carter his brother. He went out and got his friend and possibly the next world champ and a fellow hall of famer. These two men helped put NEW on the map in 2010. But Ricky and Buck have that it factor. This will be a hell of a match.
Brandy Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NEW Tag Team Championship!! Introducing first from the the trailer park accompanied to the ring by Nikki Juggs. RRIICCKKYY BBOOBBYY CCAASEELLLSSS!!
The lights in the arena dim as the Instrumental Version of "Losing Your Mind" by Pride and Glory begins to blare over the arena. The only light that can be seen in the entire arena is coming from the Edge-tron. Suddenly, there's an explosion at the top of the entrance ramp as Blue and White pyros go off. The lights come back on as Ricky Bobby Cassels and his girlfriend Nikki Juggs are standing at the top of entrance ramp. The pair receives a standing reaction. Cassels is wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts with no shirt on, exposing his massive amount of chest hair. Nikki is wearing a pair of distastefully short daisy dukes and an orange tank top with no bra underneath it. The tank top has the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup logo in the center and it doesn't completely cover Nikki's stomach. She is a larger woman and her gut is hanging out of the tank top. Her ass is also hanging out of the daisy dukes giving the illusion of two hogs fighting. Nikki is walking in 3 inch thick high heels as she leads the way to the ring, a lit cigarette dangling from her lips. Cassels struts down the aisle trailing behind her. The crowd begins chanting "Ricky-Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap) "Ricky Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap). Nikki walks up the steel side steps and then holds the ropes down for Ricky as he slaps her on the ass before he enters the ring. Cassels walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans continue cheering. Meanwhile, Nikki stands in the center of the ring smoking her cigarette while trying to look all seductive but it isn't exactly working. Ricky steps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way to the center of the ring. Nikki and Ricky nearly swallow each other's faces as they make out before she exits the ring. Nikki will continue to chain smoke during Ricky Bobby's match.
Clark Benson: Ricky Cassels had had his issues with Jesse Styles over the past couple of months and that fight should continue but this is his chance to win some gold. Buck Florida has been very impressive since his debut so this is no walkover for Excessive Excellence.
Brandy Davis: And his tag team partner...BBUUCCKK FFLLOORRIIDDAAA!!
Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith plays on the sound system as Buck Florida walks out from behind the curtain. he has his chest puffed out and a scowl across his face. He walks to the ring with little emotion as he looks at Nikki Juggs and walks through the ropes. Ricky looks at Buck and the both of them appear to be on the same page. Buck hears the crowd popping for him huge s a small smile creeps across his face as they both wait for their opponents.
Clark Benson: Did I see Buck looking at Nikki? That could spell trouble for this tag team if Nikki Juggs comes between these two.
Lilly: Seriously? As if!
Brandy Davis: And their opponents...first from Weberville, Texas RROOGGEERR WWRRIIGGHHTT!!!!
A Sharp laugh rings out through the arena as the instrumental opening to Kickin it in the Sticks by Brantley Gilbert hits the PA. Out from the back walks Roger Wright. For a moment he stops on top of the ramp as the fans bath him in a chorus of boos and cheers. Wearing a big smile, Roger makes his way down to the ring, his walk matching the beat of the song until he reaches the ring, where he slides in under the bottom rope and crosses to the far corner. Mounting the middle rope, Roger points to the fans and then to himself, jawing with them as he makes the gestures, finally dropping down and waiting for the match to begin.
Clark Benson: Roger is ready for action as he does not appear to be ready to drop those tag team titles anytime soon. Even if he needed a new partner to do it.
Lilly: Roger Wright is kinda hot.
Clark Benson: Thank you for that expert commentary.
Lilly: You know wrestling holds I know hot guys.
Clark Benson: Good point Lilly.
Brandy Davis: And his tag team partner...accompanied to the ring by Shelby Taylor and hailing from Fort Worth, Texas the Show Stealer AALLLL EEENNNVVVVYYYY!!!!!
"Dirty Angel begins to play. Around 10 seconds into the song Al Envy slowly walks out wearing a green and black zipped up jacket with the words Envy in white across the front and Show Stealer written in gold on the back. He jaws with the fans as he slowly makes his way into the ring. He gets on the apron and leans back to look at everyone. Finally, spring boarding into the ring he throws out his arms antagonizing the crowd. Climbing to the top of one of the turnbuckles he raises his arms and absorbs the crowd reaction. He then takes his jacket off and drops it to one of the ringside aids then hops down and prepares for his match.
Clark Benson: All of the participants are in the ring and ready to go. It appears Roger and Envy are having a discussion as to who will start the match. What the hell are they doing?
Lilly: It looks like they are thumb wrestling to see who starts. Now I have seen everything.
Clark Benson: Envy won the competition and is now starting the match against Buck Florida. Both of these men have been in the ring a lot of times and have seen it all. Buck might be a newcomer to the NEW but not a newcomer to wrestling in general. Buck can hold his own with The Show Stealer.
Lilly: It looks like they are trying to hug it out. What the heck is that?
Clark Benson: That is a collar and elbow tie up, Lilly.
Lilly: Why the heck are they doing that?
Clark Benson: It is a test of leverage and strength. They tie up to gain the advantage.
Lilly: Why not punch each other in the face?
Clark Benson: Ummm anyways. Envy has gained a slight advantage with a top wristlock. Envy is putting on the pressure as the referee is looking to make sure no rules are being fractured. Buck is trying to power out of it and has Envy wobbling but Envy maneuvers the referee in front of him and pulls the hair into a side headlock.
Lilly: If wrestlers can have their hair pulled why do most of them have long hair. Seems kinda silly to me.
Clark Benson: For once that point actually makes some sense. Envy is really applying the pressure on Buck with that headlock and takes Buck to the mat. Buck hooks a leg and goes for a quick win but Envy rolls back through. They work themselves back to a vertical base and Buck hits a nice belly to back suplex as Envy grabs the back of his head in pain.
Lilly: Seemed like he was kind of open to that move.
Clark Benson: It was a nice counter by Buck to that move. Buck takes an arm and wrenches on it in an armbar. Al is trying to get free of the move as Buck turns it into a fireman’s carry and holds onto the arm. It looks like the strategy is to work on the right arm of Envy and keep im isolated from Roger Wright. It is sound strategy by the veteran.
Lilly: So when do they start punching and kicking?
Clark Benson: Not all matches are like that Lilly. The men in this match know their craft and know how to wrestle. Al turn inside of the hold as he makes his way to his feet. Al whips Buck into the ropes and goes for a high clothesline to the head but Buck ducks it. Buck comes flying off with a flying forearm to the face. Envy is down as Buck leans over and tags in Cassels.
Lilly: Here comes some ass kicking action with Ricky Bobby! Wait he has two first names? That is kind of dumb.
Clark Benson: Bobby is a nickname.
Lilly: So his nickname is a first name? Still dumb.
Clark Benson: I think I am getting a migraine!
Lilly: Sex will relieve the tension.
Clark Benson: Ricky climbs to the top rope…What did you just say?
Lilly: You heard me.
Clark Benson: Ricky is perched on the top rope as the crowd is going crazy. Ricky leaps off with a stunning missile dropkick to the face. Envy is in bigtime trouble as Ricky is soaking up the adulation of the crowd. RIcky is definitely going to try to get that high octane offense going to make up for a slight experience disadvantage.
Lilly: So Al Envy is a wrestling slut?
Clark Benson: What the hell are you babbling about woman?
Lilly: Well if a woman has a lot of sex with a lot of different people then she is a slut. So since Envy has had a lot of matches with a lot of different people then he is a wrestling slut. it is pretty simple to understand.
Clark Benson: Whoever hired you is an idiot. What are you doing after this match is over and you are officially done with commentary
Lilly: They were smart to hire someone pretty. And I will be taking my talents backstage. I mean come on right now there is a Harry Bawlz as an interviewer. Seriously??
Clark Benson: Harry is a hell of an inteviewer and a long time employee of NEW. You might learn something from him.. Ricky whips Envy into the ropes for a hurricanrana. He hits the move perfectly as Envy slides out of the ring from the impact. AL is hurt as he is trying to get his footing in this match up. Ricky spring off of the ropes for a springboard as Roger shakes the ropes in front of him causing Ricky to fall to the concrete floor. Man he had it going until that happened. Damned Roger Wright.
Lilly: Nothing wrong with that. It is a threesome.
Clark Benson: You mean a tag team match.
Lilly: You and your technical terms.
Clark Benson: Envy slides back into the ring as Ricky is hurt and Nikki is trying to help him out. Envy has tagged in Roger Wright as he slides out of the ring. RIcky is still trying to get his footing as Roger picks him up by the hair and whips him back first into the metal security railing. Ricky is grabbing his back in pain as Roger walks methodically to him. Stiff kicks in the back are causing Ricky a great deal of pain.
Lilly: Why Don’t both men come down and beat the crap out of him. Two is better than one.
Clark Benson: As if on cue Envy is to the mat still grabbing his arm and both men are laying in the kicks as the referee is trying to get some order. Buck comes around to try and interfere but the referee is sending him back to his corner allowing the double team to continue behind the referee’s back. One more double team whip to the steel steps is spelling trouble for Ricky Cassels. The referee is getting Envy back to the corner as the match is continuing on the outside and the referee is tolling the count. Roger tosses Cassels into the ring as he slides in after him. Ricky is trying to crawl to Buck but to no avail as he is cut off by the fresher Roger Wright.
Lilly: Ricky is in big trouble. He needs a friend.
Clark Benson: What he needs is a tag. Roger is being admonished by the referee for his tactics as Ricky crawls to the corner and tags in Buck. Buck is in the ring and is going to town but the referee did not see the tag and is ordering Buck out of the ring. As this is happening Envy drags Ricky back to the corner where Envy and Wright are giving him a real beat down with kicks and punches. Roger looks directly at Buck as he mockingly slaps hands with Envy to tag him in.
Lilly: Those guys are not very nice. Roger might be hot and all but he is not a nice man.
Clark Benson: Envy is back into the ring as Ricky is getting punished in the ring. Let us not forget these two are not strangers in the ring as Ricky and Al have faced off many times for the TA TItle.
Lilly: All of which Al Envy won.
Clark Benson: Holy shit you actually know something? I am shocked. Envy is working on the back with a nicely applied abdominal stretch. He is in his own corner so we will see if Roger gets involved. Buck tries to come in again and Al reaches back as Roger and Envy work together to apply the pressure. Ricky is screaming out in pain as Buck angrily grabs the tag rope.
Lilly: Buck is not in a good mood. He needs to find his happy place.
Clark Benson: Let me guess you are the type of girl who dots her i’s with smiley faces when she writes.
Lilly: Of course I do. Everyone deserves a smiley face.
Clark Benson: RIcky is hurt and needing a tag as Roger is tagged into the match. They both whip RIcky into the rope and hit a double hot shot. Ricky is grabbing his throat as Roger quickly applies a camel clutch. Cassels’ back is really taking a beating in this match. The strategy is if his back is hurt then that high octane offense is less effective. Good ploy by the two. Rucky finally is to his feet as Roger maintains the chin lock part of the camel clutch. Ricky whips Roger off as Ricky hits a desperation flying reverse elbow to the face. Roger is hurt as Ricky is making his way to Buck. He is almost there and RIcky lunges on last time. He is going to make the tag.
Lilly: No he is not!
Clark Benson: Envy slipped in behind Buck and pulled him off of the apron. Buck’s face really bounced off of the ring apron. Envy comes back in and hits Ricky with a huge clothesline to the face. Ricky is hurt and out of it.
Lilly: Those cheaters! I am so tweeting this!
Clark Benson: You do that. And once again Roger is in control of Ricky Cassels here. Excessive Excellence is working as a well oiled machine here. Its hard to believe these guys haven’t tagged in a few years prior to this match. Well at least Buck is back up on the apron now. Wright has now wrestled Ricky back to the ground and has locked in a Texas cloverleaf! Ricky might tap here!!
Lily: So why is it called a Texas cloverleaf?
Clark Benson: Hell I don’t know. All I know is it's a damn painful submission and if Ricky doesn’t get to the ropes he is done for. But look at Ricky Bobby fighting. And he reaches the ropes but look at Roger holding onto the damn hold till the last second of that five count. And he drags Ricky back to the corner and tags in the show stealer himself. The man that could be the next world heavyweight champion!!
Lilly: Ok I have to admit it now. I hope Shelby doesn't hear me but man that Al Envy is delicious.
Clark Benson: well she is out here at ringside right now cheering her man on. Envy leaps over the ropes then spring boards back in nailing a perfect senton splash. Man what an athlete this man is he goes for the cover but by God Ricky kicks out again. Al and Roger are starting to get frustrated now. And look at Envy kicking Ricky in the face as he tries to get up. And look at Shelby laughing her ass off out there. What happened to that woman she used to so innocent and sweet, a little um….nevermind I remember what happened to Jill..
Lilly: I don’t think Nikki Juggs on the outside is taking too kindly to Shelby laughing either. That woman is walking around to that side of the ring!!
Clark Benson: This crowd has got to their feet here. Nikki Juggs is behind Shelby and she is puffing away angrily on that cigarette!! Shelby turns around and OH MAn she just screamed and ran the hell off. Nikki is stalking Shelby and now Roger Wright drops down and tells Nikki to back off. Al is distracted in the ring for a minute but now he is back on Ricky. And Ricky out of nowhere hits the enziguri!! That might have knocked out Al Envy!! This is his chance to make the tag!!!
Lilly: Nikki made the difference. She is now backed away from Shelby who has a look of fear in her face. She is afraid the ugly from Nikki might rub off on her!!
Clark Benson: Oh stop!!! Envy is stirring and makes his way back to his corner and tags in Roger. Roger runs across the ring but ITS TOO LATE!! RICKY TAGS IN BUCK FLORIDA!! And Buck is going to work on Roger Wright. A knock down and another knock down!! Envy is back in the ring and Buck takes him out damn near clotheslined Al’s head off!! Buck is rednecking up!! This crowd is going crazy here with Buck chants!! He has Roger and OH MY GOD HE HIT THE BUCK SHOT!!!! Wright is out!! He goes for the pin
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TTHHRRE!!!!!
Clark Benson: NO Envy at the last second breaks up the fall!!. Now Cassels is in the ring and he kicks Envy in the stomach and throws him out of the ring! Ricky raises his arms in the air and he takes off. He flies through the ropes and nails Al with a suicide dive!!!!!!!!
Lilly: Wait look behind Ricky he doesnt see him!!
Clark Benson: Jesse Styles just came out from the crowd!! What the hell is he doing here!! OH GOD RICKY LOOK OUT!! AAAHHH THE HYPE KICK!!! SON OF A BITCH THAT TOOK RICKY’S HEAD OFF!! WHAT IS STYLES DOING OUT HERE!!!
LIlly: Its his building tonight!! He is the owner of New Edge Wrestling??
Clank Benson: Thank you miss obvious!! He still had no business here!!!! And Ricky’s head hit the stage hard he is completely out!!. Envy is back up. Back in the ring Buck is setting up Roger for another Buck shot!! The referee is telling Jesse to get the hell out of here as Al climbs to the top rope He takes off and #concussion to the back of Buck’s head!!! And Buck falls into the WRIGHT STUFF from Roger Wright!!!!! The ref turns around and sees Roger covering Buck!! Ahh this isn’t right!!
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Clark Benson: COME ON BUCK!!!
TTHHRREE!!!!
Clark Benson: I be a son of a bitch!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Lilly: Look at how happy Shelby is That is so sweet!! Excessive Excellence are once again the undisputed Tag Team Champions!!!
Brandy Davis: Here are your winners and the undisputed NEW World Tag Team Champions!! Roger Wright and Al Envy...EEXXCCEESSIIVVEE EEXXCCEELLEENNCCCEE!!!!!!
Clark Benson: Envy grabs the tag titles and hands a belt to Roger who is just smiling his happy ass off. Damn you Jesse Styles. Nikki Juggs is outside trying to revive Ricky and now we have officials coming out to check on him. That hype kick nailed him and he hit the back of his head on that hard stage and has been out ever since.
Lilly: And like all great tag teams the sexiest tag team I have ever seen took advantage and are now the undisputed tag team champions!!
Clark Benson: Now the question is will Al Envy walk out of Ignite 205 as the world heavyweight champion. Remember the contract signing is tonight!! Excessive Excellence are the tag team champions!! Now a word from Encore!
Lilly: Why thank you Clark. I look forward to being out here on the announce team one last time! And what a way for me to go out. Seeing the return of Excessive Excellence here tonight. I would tell you all how hot I think Al Envy is but I don’t really feel like getting a light tube to the face from Shelby like Jill did last Ignite. But I can talk about hot hot Roger Wright is
Clark Benson: That was a disgusting display on Ignite. However I must say it did make me smile a little. Jill deserved that just for stealing my damn job. But nonetheless this should be a hell of a contest. The tag titles are up for grabs and Roger Wright did find a hell of a replacement to replace the now retired Matthew Carter his brother. He went out and got his friend and possibly the next world champ and a fellow hall of famer. These two men helped put NEW on the map in 2010. But Ricky and Buck have that it factor. This will be a hell of a match.
Brandy Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NEW Tag Team Championship!! Introducing first from the the trailer park accompanied to the ring by Nikki Juggs. RRIICCKKYY BBOOBBYY CCAASEELLLSSS!!
The lights in the arena dim as the Instrumental Version of "Losing Your Mind" by Pride and Glory begins to blare over the arena. The only light that can be seen in the entire arena is coming from the Edge-tron. Suddenly, there's an explosion at the top of the entrance ramp as Blue and White pyros go off. The lights come back on as Ricky Bobby Cassels and his girlfriend Nikki Juggs are standing at the top of entrance ramp. The pair receives a standing reaction. Cassels is wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts with no shirt on, exposing his massive amount of chest hair. Nikki is wearing a pair of distastefully short daisy dukes and an orange tank top with no bra underneath it. The tank top has the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup logo in the center and it doesn't completely cover Nikki's stomach. She is a larger woman and her gut is hanging out of the tank top. Her ass is also hanging out of the daisy dukes giving the illusion of two hogs fighting. Nikki is walking in 3 inch thick high heels as she leads the way to the ring, a lit cigarette dangling from her lips. Cassels struts down the aisle trailing behind her. The crowd begins chanting "Ricky-Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap) "Ricky Bobby" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap). Nikki walks up the steel side steps and then holds the ropes down for Ricky as he slaps her on the ass before he enters the ring. Cassels walks over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans continue cheering. Meanwhile, Nikki stands in the center of the ring smoking her cigarette while trying to look all seductive but it isn't exactly working. Ricky steps down from the turnbuckle and makes his way to the center of the ring. Nikki and Ricky nearly swallow each other's faces as they make out before she exits the ring. Nikki will continue to chain smoke during Ricky Bobby's match.
Clark Benson: Ricky Cassels had had his issues with Jesse Styles over the past couple of months and that fight should continue but this is his chance to win some gold. Buck Florida has been very impressive since his debut so this is no walkover for Excessive Excellence.
Brandy Davis: And his tag team partner...BBUUCCKK FFLLOORRIIDDAAA!!
Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith plays on the sound system as Buck Florida walks out from behind the curtain. he has his chest puffed out and a scowl across his face. He walks to the ring with little emotion as he looks at Nikki Juggs and walks through the ropes. Ricky looks at Buck and the both of them appear to be on the same page. Buck hears the crowd popping for him huge s a small smile creeps across his face as they both wait for their opponents.
Clark Benson: Did I see Buck looking at Nikki? That could spell trouble for this tag team if Nikki Juggs comes between these two.
Lilly: Seriously? As if!
Brandy Davis: And their opponents...first from Weberville, Texas RROOGGEERR WWRRIIGGHHTT!!!!
A Sharp laugh rings out through the arena as the instrumental opening to Kickin it in the Sticks by Brantley Gilbert hits the PA. Out from the back walks Roger Wright. For a moment he stops on top of the ramp as the fans bath him in a chorus of boos and cheers. Wearing a big smile, Roger makes his way down to the ring, his walk matching the beat of the song until he reaches the ring, where he slides in under the bottom rope and crosses to the far corner. Mounting the middle rope, Roger points to the fans and then to himself, jawing with them as he makes the gestures, finally dropping down and waiting for the match to begin.
Clark Benson: Roger is ready for action as he does not appear to be ready to drop those tag team titles anytime soon. Even if he needed a new partner to do it.
Lilly: Roger Wright is kinda hot.
Clark Benson: Thank you for that expert commentary.
Lilly: You know wrestling holds I know hot guys.
Clark Benson: Good point Lilly.
Brandy Davis: And his tag team partner...accompanied to the ring by Shelby Taylor and hailing from Fort Worth, Texas the Show Stealer AALLLL EEENNNVVVVYYYY!!!!!
"Dirty Angel begins to play. Around 10 seconds into the song Al Envy slowly walks out wearing a green and black zipped up jacket with the words Envy in white across the front and Show Stealer written in gold on the back. He jaws with the fans as he slowly makes his way into the ring. He gets on the apron and leans back to look at everyone. Finally, spring boarding into the ring he throws out his arms antagonizing the crowd. Climbing to the top of one of the turnbuckles he raises his arms and absorbs the crowd reaction. He then takes his jacket off and drops it to one of the ringside aids then hops down and prepares for his match.
Clark Benson: All of the participants are in the ring and ready to go. It appears Roger and Envy are having a discussion as to who will start the match. What the hell are they doing?
Lilly: It looks like they are thumb wrestling to see who starts. Now I have seen everything.
Clark Benson: Envy won the competition and is now starting the match against Buck Florida. Both of these men have been in the ring a lot of times and have seen it all. Buck might be a newcomer to the NEW but not a newcomer to wrestling in general. Buck can hold his own with The Show Stealer.
Lilly: It looks like they are trying to hug it out. What the heck is that?
Clark Benson: That is a collar and elbow tie up, Lilly.
Lilly: Why the heck are they doing that?
Clark Benson: It is a test of leverage and strength. They tie up to gain the advantage.
Lilly: Why not punch each other in the face?
Clark Benson: Ummm anyways. Envy has gained a slight advantage with a top wristlock. Envy is putting on the pressure as the referee is looking to make sure no rules are being fractured. Buck is trying to power out of it and has Envy wobbling but Envy maneuvers the referee in front of him and pulls the hair into a side headlock.
Lilly: If wrestlers can have their hair pulled why do most of them have long hair. Seems kinda silly to me.
Clark Benson: For once that point actually makes some sense. Envy is really applying the pressure on Buck with that headlock and takes Buck to the mat. Buck hooks a leg and goes for a quick win but Envy rolls back through. They work themselves back to a vertical base and Buck hits a nice belly to back suplex as Envy grabs the back of his head in pain.
Lilly: Seemed like he was kind of open to that move.
Clark Benson: It was a nice counter by Buck to that move. Buck takes an arm and wrenches on it in an armbar. Al is trying to get free of the move as Buck turns it into a fireman’s carry and holds onto the arm. It looks like the strategy is to work on the right arm of Envy and keep im isolated from Roger Wright. It is sound strategy by the veteran.
Lilly: So when do they start punching and kicking?
Clark Benson: Not all matches are like that Lilly. The men in this match know their craft and know how to wrestle. Al turn inside of the hold as he makes his way to his feet. Al whips Buck into the ropes and goes for a high clothesline to the head but Buck ducks it. Buck comes flying off with a flying forearm to the face. Envy is down as Buck leans over and tags in Cassels.
Lilly: Here comes some ass kicking action with Ricky Bobby! Wait he has two first names? That is kind of dumb.
Clark Benson: Bobby is a nickname.
Lilly: So his nickname is a first name? Still dumb.
Clark Benson: I think I am getting a migraine!
Lilly: Sex will relieve the tension.
Clark Benson: Ricky climbs to the top rope…What did you just say?
Lilly: You heard me.
Clark Benson: Ricky is perched on the top rope as the crowd is going crazy. Ricky leaps off with a stunning missile dropkick to the face. Envy is in bigtime trouble as Ricky is soaking up the adulation of the crowd. RIcky is definitely going to try to get that high octane offense going to make up for a slight experience disadvantage.
Lilly: So Al Envy is a wrestling slut?
Clark Benson: What the hell are you babbling about woman?
Lilly: Well if a woman has a lot of sex with a lot of different people then she is a slut. So since Envy has had a lot of matches with a lot of different people then he is a wrestling slut. it is pretty simple to understand.
Clark Benson: Whoever hired you is an idiot. What are you doing after this match is over and you are officially done with commentary
Lilly: They were smart to hire someone pretty. And I will be taking my talents backstage. I mean come on right now there is a Harry Bawlz as an interviewer. Seriously??
Clark Benson: Harry is a hell of an inteviewer and a long time employee of NEW. You might learn something from him.. Ricky whips Envy into the ropes for a hurricanrana. He hits the move perfectly as Envy slides out of the ring from the impact. AL is hurt as he is trying to get his footing in this match up. Ricky spring off of the ropes for a springboard as Roger shakes the ropes in front of him causing Ricky to fall to the concrete floor. Man he had it going until that happened. Damned Roger Wright.
Lilly: Nothing wrong with that. It is a threesome.
Clark Benson: You mean a tag team match.
Lilly: You and your technical terms.
Clark Benson: Envy slides back into the ring as Ricky is hurt and Nikki is trying to help him out. Envy has tagged in Roger Wright as he slides out of the ring. RIcky is still trying to get his footing as Roger picks him up by the hair and whips him back first into the metal security railing. Ricky is grabbing his back in pain as Roger walks methodically to him. Stiff kicks in the back are causing Ricky a great deal of pain.
Lilly: Why Don’t both men come down and beat the crap out of him. Two is better than one.
Clark Benson: As if on cue Envy is to the mat still grabbing his arm and both men are laying in the kicks as the referee is trying to get some order. Buck comes around to try and interfere but the referee is sending him back to his corner allowing the double team to continue behind the referee’s back. One more double team whip to the steel steps is spelling trouble for Ricky Cassels. The referee is getting Envy back to the corner as the match is continuing on the outside and the referee is tolling the count. Roger tosses Cassels into the ring as he slides in after him. Ricky is trying to crawl to Buck but to no avail as he is cut off by the fresher Roger Wright.
Lilly: Ricky is in big trouble. He needs a friend.
Clark Benson: What he needs is a tag. Roger is being admonished by the referee for his tactics as Ricky crawls to the corner and tags in Buck. Buck is in the ring and is going to town but the referee did not see the tag and is ordering Buck out of the ring. As this is happening Envy drags Ricky back to the corner where Envy and Wright are giving him a real beat down with kicks and punches. Roger looks directly at Buck as he mockingly slaps hands with Envy to tag him in.
Lilly: Those guys are not very nice. Roger might be hot and all but he is not a nice man.
Clark Benson: Envy is back into the ring as Ricky is getting punished in the ring. Let us not forget these two are not strangers in the ring as Ricky and Al have faced off many times for the TA TItle.
Lilly: All of which Al Envy won.
Clark Benson: Holy shit you actually know something? I am shocked. Envy is working on the back with a nicely applied abdominal stretch. He is in his own corner so we will see if Roger gets involved. Buck tries to come in again and Al reaches back as Roger and Envy work together to apply the pressure. Ricky is screaming out in pain as Buck angrily grabs the tag rope.
Lilly: Buck is not in a good mood. He needs to find his happy place.
Clark Benson: Let me guess you are the type of girl who dots her i’s with smiley faces when she writes.
Lilly: Of course I do. Everyone deserves a smiley face.
Clark Benson: RIcky is hurt and needing a tag as Roger is tagged into the match. They both whip RIcky into the rope and hit a double hot shot. Ricky is grabbing his throat as Roger quickly applies a camel clutch. Cassels’ back is really taking a beating in this match. The strategy is if his back is hurt then that high octane offense is less effective. Good ploy by the two. Rucky finally is to his feet as Roger maintains the chin lock part of the camel clutch. Ricky whips Roger off as Ricky hits a desperation flying reverse elbow to the face. Roger is hurt as Ricky is making his way to Buck. He is almost there and RIcky lunges on last time. He is going to make the tag.
Lilly: No he is not!
Clark Benson: Envy slipped in behind Buck and pulled him off of the apron. Buck’s face really bounced off of the ring apron. Envy comes back in and hits Ricky with a huge clothesline to the face. Ricky is hurt and out of it.
Lilly: Those cheaters! I am so tweeting this!
Clark Benson: You do that. And once again Roger is in control of Ricky Cassels here. Excessive Excellence is working as a well oiled machine here. Its hard to believe these guys haven’t tagged in a few years prior to this match. Well at least Buck is back up on the apron now. Wright has now wrestled Ricky back to the ground and has locked in a Texas cloverleaf! Ricky might tap here!!
Lily: So why is it called a Texas cloverleaf?
Clark Benson: Hell I don’t know. All I know is it's a damn painful submission and if Ricky doesn’t get to the ropes he is done for. But look at Ricky Bobby fighting. And he reaches the ropes but look at Roger holding onto the damn hold till the last second of that five count. And he drags Ricky back to the corner and tags in the show stealer himself. The man that could be the next world heavyweight champion!!
Lilly: Ok I have to admit it now. I hope Shelby doesn't hear me but man that Al Envy is delicious.
Clark Benson: well she is out here at ringside right now cheering her man on. Envy leaps over the ropes then spring boards back in nailing a perfect senton splash. Man what an athlete this man is he goes for the cover but by God Ricky kicks out again. Al and Roger are starting to get frustrated now. And look at Envy kicking Ricky in the face as he tries to get up. And look at Shelby laughing her ass off out there. What happened to that woman she used to so innocent and sweet, a little um….nevermind I remember what happened to Jill..
Lilly: I don’t think Nikki Juggs on the outside is taking too kindly to Shelby laughing either. That woman is walking around to that side of the ring!!
Clark Benson: This crowd has got to their feet here. Nikki Juggs is behind Shelby and she is puffing away angrily on that cigarette!! Shelby turns around and OH MAn she just screamed and ran the hell off. Nikki is stalking Shelby and now Roger Wright drops down and tells Nikki to back off. Al is distracted in the ring for a minute but now he is back on Ricky. And Ricky out of nowhere hits the enziguri!! That might have knocked out Al Envy!! This is his chance to make the tag!!!
Lilly: Nikki made the difference. She is now backed away from Shelby who has a look of fear in her face. She is afraid the ugly from Nikki might rub off on her!!
Clark Benson: Oh stop!!! Envy is stirring and makes his way back to his corner and tags in Roger. Roger runs across the ring but ITS TOO LATE!! RICKY TAGS IN BUCK FLORIDA!! And Buck is going to work on Roger Wright. A knock down and another knock down!! Envy is back in the ring and Buck takes him out damn near clotheslined Al’s head off!! Buck is rednecking up!! This crowd is going crazy here with Buck chants!! He has Roger and OH MY GOD HE HIT THE BUCK SHOT!!!! Wright is out!! He goes for the pin
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TTHHRRE!!!!!
Clark Benson: NO Envy at the last second breaks up the fall!!. Now Cassels is in the ring and he kicks Envy in the stomach and throws him out of the ring! Ricky raises his arms in the air and he takes off. He flies through the ropes and nails Al with a suicide dive!!!!!!!!
Lilly: Wait look behind Ricky he doesnt see him!!
Clark Benson: Jesse Styles just came out from the crowd!! What the hell is he doing here!! OH GOD RICKY LOOK OUT!! AAAHHH THE HYPE KICK!!! SON OF A BITCH THAT TOOK RICKY’S HEAD OFF!! WHAT IS STYLES DOING OUT HERE!!!
LIlly: Its his building tonight!! He is the owner of New Edge Wrestling??
Clank Benson: Thank you miss obvious!! He still had no business here!!!! And Ricky’s head hit the stage hard he is completely out!!. Envy is back up. Back in the ring Buck is setting up Roger for another Buck shot!! The referee is telling Jesse to get the hell out of here as Al climbs to the top rope He takes off and #concussion to the back of Buck’s head!!! And Buck falls into the WRIGHT STUFF from Roger Wright!!!!! The ref turns around and sees Roger covering Buck!! Ahh this isn’t right!!
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Clark Benson: COME ON BUCK!!!
TTHHRREE!!!!
Clark Benson: I be a son of a bitch!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Lilly: Look at how happy Shelby is That is so sweet!! Excessive Excellence are once again the undisputed Tag Team Champions!!!
Brandy Davis: Here are your winners and the undisputed NEW World Tag Team Champions!! Roger Wright and Al Envy...EEXXCCEESSIIVVEE EEXXCCEELLEENNCCCEE!!!!!!
Clark Benson: Envy grabs the tag titles and hands a belt to Roger who is just smiling his happy ass off. Damn you Jesse Styles. Nikki Juggs is outside trying to revive Ricky and now we have officials coming out to check on him. That hype kick nailed him and he hit the back of his head on that hard stage and has been out ever since.
Lilly: And like all great tag teams the sexiest tag team I have ever seen took advantage and are now the undisputed tag team champions!!
Clark Benson: Now the question is will Al Envy walk out of Ignite 205 as the world heavyweight champion. Remember the contract signing is tonight!! Excessive Excellence are the tag team champions!! Now a word from Encore!