Post by Deleted on May 9, 2015 20:54:48 GMT -6
Brandy Davis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first already in the ring Jakob Mayhem!!!!!
Shish I'm Ballin!!!!!!!!!!! So Awesome by Sly Glizzy plays on the PA system and Ralphie comes walking out into the arena dancing to the beat of the music. The crowd is getting into it as they are cheering for Ralphie but not too much because he is a dork after all. He is wearing his official Diablo 3 t shirt and sweats. He is raising his hands in the air and the crowd is raising them with him. Ralphie stands on the second rope pointing out the the crowd and they are digging it.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, RALPHIE!!!!
Clark Benson: We get to watch Ralphie get destroyed again this week. I give two more matches before he quits.
Andy Dirks: Maybe he will learn something, and he did quite well last week against Rob Riot!
The bell sounds and Jakob Mayhem takes off across the ring for Ralphie. Out of fear Ralphie ducks into a ball and Jakob goes diving over his head, the crown of the man’s head smacking the ring post. Ralphie uncoils from the ball he put himself into a stands up to look back at the nearly unconscious Jakob laying across the middle turn buckle.
Clark Benson: NO GOD DAMN WAY!
Andy Dirks: May be more than two weeks huh Clark?
Ralphie pulls Jakob to his feet and slams the man back first into the corner with a force push. Jakob slides down into a seated position still basically unconscious. Moving in Ralphie nails him with force lightening, Jakob gagging as he rolls out of the corner. Ralphie drops down on his and goes for the cover.
1
2
3!!!
Clark Benson: NO! GOD NO!
Andy Dirks: Yeah go Ralphie!
Brandy Davis: Here is your winner, Ralphie!
Ralphie throws his hands into the air and whispers something to Brandy.
Brandy Davis: Excuse me, I meant to say here is your winner, THE RALPHIE!!!!
Ralphie jumps up and down in the ring, the fans enjoying the hell out of it as the show slowly fades away from the ring.
Shish I'm Ballin!!!!!!!!!!! So Awesome by Sly Glizzy plays on the PA system and Ralphie comes walking out into the arena dancing to the beat of the music. The crowd is getting into it as they are cheering for Ralphie but not too much because he is a dork after all. He is wearing his official Diablo 3 t shirt and sweats. He is raising his hands in the air and the crowd is raising them with him. Ralphie stands on the second rope pointing out the the crowd and they are digging it.
Brandy Davis: And his opponent, RALPHIE!!!!
Clark Benson: We get to watch Ralphie get destroyed again this week. I give two more matches before he quits.
Andy Dirks: Maybe he will learn something, and he did quite well last week against Rob Riot!
The bell sounds and Jakob Mayhem takes off across the ring for Ralphie. Out of fear Ralphie ducks into a ball and Jakob goes diving over his head, the crown of the man’s head smacking the ring post. Ralphie uncoils from the ball he put himself into a stands up to look back at the nearly unconscious Jakob laying across the middle turn buckle.
Clark Benson: NO GOD DAMN WAY!
Andy Dirks: May be more than two weeks huh Clark?
Ralphie pulls Jakob to his feet and slams the man back first into the corner with a force push. Jakob slides down into a seated position still basically unconscious. Moving in Ralphie nails him with force lightening, Jakob gagging as he rolls out of the corner. Ralphie drops down on his and goes for the cover.
1
2
3!!!
Clark Benson: NO! GOD NO!
Andy Dirks: Yeah go Ralphie!
Brandy Davis: Here is your winner, Ralphie!
Ralphie throws his hands into the air and whispers something to Brandy.
Brandy Davis: Excuse me, I meant to say here is your winner, THE RALPHIE!!!!
Ralphie jumps up and down in the ring, the fans enjoying the hell out of it as the show slowly fades away from the ring.