Post by Alan Envy on May 18, 2015 6:47:15 GMT -6
Second rate champ
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
He is nothing but a man hiding his demons by creating a persona that is larger than life.
Well, hell. It looks like it fucking works doesn’t it. Yeah Al Envy has been known to be a part of historic stables and tag teams. He has benefited from certain alliances over his wrestling career. He sat back in TEW and watched a good friend of his Chester, a man he broke into the business with, become world champion before he did and never did accomplish. He walked into NEW and battled Roger Wright for the most part of 2010 for the world title and lost. He was a founding member of the cRu and watched as his friends XXX, Ryan Pugh, and Johnny Stylez all had their runs with the world titles. Historic runs on top of that.
Yet here Al Envy is, NEW hall of famer….. currently one half of the NEW World Tag Team Champions,without question the greatest TA champ in NEW history, and the next NEW World Heavyweight Champion.
Hmmmm guess being the bridesmaid isn’t so bad after all is it.
It wasn’t just the fans either that said these things. It was also these newbies like Ricky Molaroni and Nikita Romanova who thinks they have earned the right to mention or talk about Al fucking Envy in a negative way. Of course they speak ill towards Envy just because of jealously. They know that they will never reach the level of stardom or greatness that Al Envy was at and they think talking about the face of NEW will earn their way towards relevance. But we all know it will just earn them a trip to the hospital for concussions much like what happened to Sasha Foote, another loud mouthed rookie that thought she was ready to trek to the top of the mountain only to fall down hard and violently right on her way out of NEW.
Then there was Austen Impact. The man that Al was facing for the world title who from what Al had heard through the grapevine said the exact same thing. He called Al second rate too which is kind of ironic considering he was more second rate than Al Envy ever was. Al has been a world champ, he hasn’t. Al Envy is the greatest Trans-Atlantic champ in NEW history with numerous title defenses, Austen Impact can’t say that at all. Envy has been a numerous time tag team champ, he couldn’t find anyone to tolerate him long enough to even get a partner. Al Envy is a hall of famer, he isn’t. Finally. Austen Impact is and forever will be in the shadow of a bonafide legend named Davey Dynamo who is the sole reason Austen Impact is in this business. Al Envy paid his dues…..and is in no one’s shadow Catch my drift here?
Now you ask why Al had been thinking about this over the last couple of hours as he sat in the passenger seat of the newly repaired Chevrolet Tahoe as his stomach was settling back down to Earth. A fixed timing belt and bad fucking possum had earned Shelby Taylor the duty of driving to her father’s house so they could all have dinner tonight before Al and Shelby had to head for New York City for his appearance on the Today show. While she drove Al much like Shelby did earlier in the day when Envy was driving was looking at his phone at all of the critics and bitch fan boys acting like their opinion actually fucking mattered.
So why are all of these opinions from fans and other wrestlers getting a little on the show stealer’s nerves. That was the question Al didn’t have the answer for right now. After he read a few more posts on fan forums he like Shelby clicked his phone off and threw it in the backseat. Looking out of the corner of her eye Shelby looked concerned at her boyfriend.
Shelby Taylor: How are you feeling baby??
Al’s stomach had settled but it still had some sharp pains go through it. A few times on the road ever since they left the farm where the Tahoe was fixed and he ate some spoiled Kentucky fried goodness they had to stop a couple of times and allow Al to blow spew all over the side of the road. All three times he did Shelby was standing right there with him with her hand on his back. This whole being in love thing was new to Al Envy. Never did he ever care for a woman like he did her and never did he ever have a woman care for him like Shelby did.
He had had quite a few, well lets not exaggerate here, an extensive array of women over the years. Yet out of the many he had slept with when he tried having a relationship with the few he tried to he never could work anything out with him. Most of it was because of the demons he had that they either knew or they found out about. Yet it seemed ever since Shelby came into his life she just chased those demons away. They were still there, like his pain pill addiction that was actually getting better since not only he but Chris Styles both decided to chill out on the drugs. He still took them, but his new drug was loving Shelby Taylor.
Shelby was starting to look concerned that Al hadn’t answered her. He broke from his trance when she placed her hand on his shoulder and started pulling to the side of the road.
Shelby Taylor: Do you need to throw up again?
Al Envy: No baby I am fine. Just a little soreness. Damn hillbillies…..
Shelby still looked concerned as she started driving again.
Shelby Taylor: I could just take you to the hospital and call Dad and cancel the dinner. I can tell him something came up. The hospital mom was at is about a mile up the road here. As long as you don’t get that jerk doctor that she had.
Shelby started staring at the road and Al could see something was wrong.
Al Envy: Why was he a jerk doctor?
Shelby Taylor: Nothing…..he just you know wouldn't give her any kind of relief for pain. Or he didn’t give her enough. Then there was the whole….
Shelby realized what she was about to say and silenced herself before she continued. She looked at Al out of the corner of her eye again but Al had both his on her. She was upset about something now and Al wanted to know.
Al Envy: You are not telling me something?
Shelby Taylor looked like she was on the verge of tears but she kept quiet. She continued focusing on the road as Al continued focusing on his beautiful girlfriend.
Al Envy: You said there was the whole what with that Doctor. What did you mean by that?
Shelby once again didn’t respond. Al finally sat back and started looking straight ahead at the road as well. He started to flash back to Lights Out where he, in the words of so many, spit on the legacy of the late, great Davey Dynamo by burning a Dynamo shirt who by the way was a gift from Davey to Al at one time from Davey himself. Of course there were the fan boys once again saying how dare Envy, a man that for most of his career preached about how blessed pro wrestlers should be for being a part of the greatest sport on planet Earth, could disrespect the memory of one of the all time greats. As usual people were fucking wrong, Al had all the respect in the world for Davey. All that stunt was was for Austen Impact and Al’s disrespect for him.
The second Davey’s final heartbeat happened was also the death of Austen Impact’s wrestling career. Even though his friend and mentor died instead of honoring his memory by becoming world champion at Demented Austen Impact choked and lost to that joke Father Nathan. Yet he really expects that he will redeem himself against a man who is far and superior above Father fucking Nathan. He honestly thinks that his boring persona, agility that makes Frankenstein look like a gymnast, and subpar wrestling skills that he overrates more than any other pro wrestler on the planet, thinks he is going into Madison Square Garden and is going to outperform and defeat the show stealer and so far this year the best big match performer in the company, hell the wrestling world, Al Envy. Good luck with that cyborg boy..
As Al closed his eyes trying to get himself focused on not only the world title match, a Today show appearance, but what is about to happen 2 hours from now where he has to impress Shelby’s father which from what he hears from Jesse Styles is as impossible as people being interested in Austen Impact. As Envy starts visioning himself holding the strap in the air over a blown up defeated Austen Impact when a sharp, and I mean a helluva sharp pain slashes across Envy’s stomach. He double overs as Shelby slams the brakes and pulls over to the side of the road.
Shelby Taylor: Al....AL....AL.... AL!!!
She grabs him by the head as Al keeps his eyes closed. He starts to breathe really hard as tears stroll down his face. He tries to speak as Shelby puts her hands on the wheel and takes off like a bat out of hell. 100 miles an hour she drives down the highway as Al continues feeling that pain, a pain he has never felt before, shoot through him. About 30 minutes later and what seemed like an eternity to Shelby she pulls into Manchester Memorial Hospital. She jumps out of the Tahoe and runs into the er waiting area. A few seconds later a nurse and a couple orderlies with a wheelchair arrive at the passenger side of the vehicle. The door opens and the man who in only a few days will be main eventing Ignite 205 against Austen Impact for the NEW World Heavyweight Title falls out of the vehicle and hits the concrete flat.
With tears strolling down her face Shelby watches as the orderlies pick Envy up gently and place him in the wheelchair. They roll him in as Shelby trying to compose herself gets on her cell phone.
Shelby Taylor: Hi daddy um...listen we are not going to make it to dinner tonight. Yeah Al is under the weather…..ok daddy just stop ok…….Look I am sorry he really wanted to meet you and I can’t leave him when he is this sick……..whatever daddy I have to go I love you.
Shelby clicks end on the cell phone before her father could talk down to her and talk bad about Envy. She takes a deep breath and after composing herself and becoming as much of a lady as she possibly can considering the situation she enters into the hospital ER department.
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All you can smell is saline and illness in Room 17. The room was near the nurses station which means they considered Al Envy a critical patient. Shelby sat vigilant in a recliner chair as she holds Al’s hand as he drifts in and out of consciousness. IV fluids and medication is flowing into Envy. Shelby was waiting for the doctor to come in. It had been about an hour since the nurses prepped Envy for treatment and his vitals looked good. They were thinking his dehydration which they deemed pretty severe had caused him to pass out and they were also waiting for a sonogram to come in and check Envy’s digestive organs.
In her other hand Shelby had her cell and Jesse Styles number was facing her. She was debating whether she needed to call her and knew how incredibly pissed he was going to be if Envy could not make it to New York. This was hands down the biggest match NEW has had in a few years. Finally after this match was over the NEW would have a legitimate and respected world heavyweight champion representing his company that Jesse had worked so hard for. Jesse would have a champion not named Father Nathan or Blair Buchannan that wouldn’t be an embarrassment to the title, and would also be a strong figure on Twitter, which had no doubt changed the way you look at professional wrestling and how us as pro wrestlers promote ourselves.
And Shelby knew how much this match meant to Al. Yeah he had been a 2 time world champion before, but both of those title reigns were marked in controversy and were uneventful at best. This was Al Envy’s chance to solidify himself as the absolute best on this planet, something that he and Shelby herself already knew was true. Yet in this fickle world you have to have the biggest belt there is in this business to solidify anything. Shows you what these so called smart marks think they fuckin know right?
Finally the nurse walks in and has a catheter attached to a bag. She pulls back Al’s blankets and reaches for his underpants.
Shelby Taylor: Wait whoa there honey what in the hell are you doing??
Nurse: The doctor ordered me to place this inside Mr. Webster’s bladder.
Shelby Taylor: Well first thing this is Mr. Envy, not Mr. Webster.
The nurse looks at Shelby in a funny manner.
Nurse: We have this room assigned to a Mr. Alan Webster. And according to his identification and insurance information this is Alan Webster ma’am.
Shelby Taylor: Look sweetie. I spend almost every waking hour with this man 24/7 365. This is Al Envy not Alan Webster!!
The nurse could not understand why Shelby was arguing with her. Until she finally realized what was going on.
Nurse: His information stated he is a private contractor right? That he is self employed as a professional wrestler.
Shelby Taylor: Well duh...you need insurance information to know who he is. He is the best at what he does and in the wrestling industry is a household name.
Nure: Well then maybe….Al Envy is his wrestling name??
Shelby had to think for a minute or two….then it finally hit her. Oh my God she forgot that Al Envy wasn’t his real name. Now she started feeling like absolute shit. She supposedly loved this man more than life itself but forgot that his real name was actually Alan Webster She had always called him Envy. She was now embarrassed and felt like an idiot. The nurse saw that and just smiled. She knew Shelby was embarrassed and dropped it. She went back to attempting to put the catheter in Al’s bladder.
Shelby Taylor: Wait what the fuck I said don’t do that.
Nurse: Mrs. Webster….
Shelby Taylor: Didn’t you hear me before...he is my boyfriend and we are not married. Now get that fucking thing away from his ding ding.
The nurse started to get frustrated.
Nurse: Look miss. Mr. Webster slash Mr. Envy here is getting heavy doses of fluids. We don’t want him wetting the fucking bed while he is in this state he is in. Its unsanitary and besides we don’t want him to get a urinary tract infection either. That would make things worse.
The nurse slipped Al’s drawers down and she stepped back.
Nurse: Well my oh my….
Shelby Taylor: Yeah that's fucking mine and you aren’t touching it bitch. I want to speak to this doctor. I want to see him immediately. What is his fucking name!! And STOP STARING AT MY BOYFRIEND’S PENIS!!!
Shelby yelled that so loud it caused the nurse to jump back and cover Al back up. It was so loud the nurses station decided to look up and see what the yelling was all about. One of the housekeeping guys was laughing under his breath as he swept by the sliding door that led into the room.
Shelby Taylor: What is the doctor’s name!!??
Nurse: Its Dr. Jones. Bradley Jones. He is the ER doctor that is here right now.
Shelby heard the name and her face was now washed over with anger. It was what she feared. It was that jerk doctor that took care of her mother.The jerk that wanted to meet her and Scarlet for dinner to discuss their mother’s care. Then when she had to go by herself because Scarlet had to leave the jerk tried moving in on her and didn't even try to talk about her mother’s care. It was something she never told Al, because she knew how he would react, and it wouldn’t had been good for a certain ER doctor.
Shelby storms out of the room and starts walking around the ER. She knew exactly who she was looking for and ignored questions from other personnel. Back in the hospital room the nurse before she walked away pulled down Al’s drawers again to have one last look. Soon she was joined by a few other people as they stood there and stared.
Shelby continued to walk around and she finally saw him. Standing there talking his game to some intern that looked at him like she would jump his junk right then and there Dr. Bradley Jones smiled that million dollar smile and lightly touched the girl on the shoulder. Shelby goes up behind him.
Shelby Taylor: Um….excuse me Dr??
Dr. Jones turns around and steps back and smiles again.
Dr. Jones: Well hello Miss Taylor. How is your mother doing?
Shelby Taylor: My mother is fine. What I want to know is why are you doing your bullshit to my boyfriend in there. He doesn't need a fucking catheter.
Dr. Jones starts to lead Shelby away by placing his hand on the small of Shelby’s back. She quickly jerks away and starts walking next to him.
Dr. Jones: It is necessary considering all the antibiotics and fluid we are giving him. You know he is drifting in and out of consciousness. He is going to start having to urinate a lot and the catheter will help him do that without disturbing him.
Somehow Shelby didn’t believe a damn thing the Doctor said.
Shelby Taylor: You supposed to actually make me think you give a shit? First off how in the fuck did you know Al was my boyfriend. I never told you that.
Dr. Jones smiled and stopped in front of his desk at the nurses station.
Dr. Jones: Well after our dinner that night myself and your father got together. He wanted to thank me for caring for your mother and your name came up. He said you were dating some loser wrestler and how disappointed he was that you followed in your sisters footsteps because she married one of those loser bums. His words of course.
Shelby could tell Dr. Jones agreed with her father. He arrogantly sat down at the desk and started going through his charts.
Dr. Jones: You dad also expressed to me how he wished that you would make the smart choice and dump Mr. Pro Wrestler in there and go out with a man that can provide you with a more secure future. Someone who will be there for you and you would never have to worry about him not being able to work, and you wouldn’t have to move everywhere in the world.
Shelby Taylor: My personal life is none of you or my father’s fucking business So if you don’t mind you can take that catheter you are trying to shove up Al’s penis just because you want to fuck with him and shove it up your tiny dick.
Dr. Jones laughed and stood up from the desk.
Dr. Jones: Well fine then. I will remove the order for the catheter. But you have to admit it Miss Taylor. I saw it in your eyes at our little dinner. And your dad saw it in your eyes when you first met me at your mom’s bedside. You like me, hell you want me and you knew it. Even your sister noticed the sparks between us. And believe you me when I first laid my eyes on you I wanted you as bad as you wanted me.
Shelby just smiles.
Shelby Taylor: You know what Bradley, you are right. I can’t hide it anymore. You are the sexiest man I have ever met. I can’t hide my feelings for you anymore. Are you admitting Al to the hospital?
Dr. Jones: Well no.. his sonogram came back normal. He is just dehydrated and he also has a infection from the spoiled meat he ate. Nothing oral antibiotics won’t cure.
Shelby Taylor: Well then…..
Shelby leaned in and grabbed the doctor by the coat.
Shelby Taylor: We only have one shot to get what we both want, and that is you inside me. Meet me in the parking lot in an hour, and finally I will get what I have always wanted…..
She teased him with a kiss but pulled away before their lips could become one. Shelby stares in a sexual manner at Dr. Jones and seductively walks away and back to Al’s room. She finds Envy sitting up looking around.
Al Envy: Jesus Christ where have you been??
Shelby runs into the room and wraps herself around Al.
Shelby Taylor: Oh my God baby are you ok??
She starts frantically kissing Envy all over his face as Al kind of pushes her back. However Shelby continues holding onto Al.
Al Envy: Honey I am fine. Besides the fact that when I woke up there were six people staring at my enis and one was holding a fucking catheter. I refused that bullshit quickly. Nothing is getting shoved up my peener hole!
Shelby laughed as Al started to stand up.
Shelby Taylor: Well the…….Doctor says you were severely dehydrated and have a minor bacterial infection from what you ate. He is writing a script for you and….
Al Envy places his hand up to Shelby. He then reaches over and pulls out the IV. Shelby looks stunned as Al just stands up and grabs his pants.
Al Envy: We need to get on the road and to New York. You called your dad and told him we couldn’t make it right?
Shelby just smiles.
Shelby Taylor: Yeah he knows You scared me so bad tonight. I felt so helpless as I watched you be so sick and weak. Promise me nothing will ever happen to you baby!! Are you sure you are ok??
Al Envy: A little woozy but I will be fine. We need to get to New York. I have a Today show appearance to make then a fucking world title to win. And I promise honey I will always be here for you alright? Just calm down now so we can get out of here
Shelby Taylor: Ok. I know. And I know you will win. You are going to whip Austen Impact’s ass. And I will be right there with you. I love you so much baby!
Al Envy: I love you too honey.
He and Shelby kiss then Al grabs the rest of his things and heads out into the hallway. The nurses don’t see him leave. As they are about to go outside through the lobby Shelby stops Envy.
Shelby Taylor: We love each other right Alan?
Al looks a little shocked at Shelby.
Al Envy: Wait….you are calling me by my real name??
Shelby Taylor: Well yeah honey. Answer the question. We love each other right?
Al Envy: Of course we do. I love you more than anything on this planet. You know that.
Shelby takes Al’s face and cups it in her hands.
Shelby Taylor: Then I want no secrets. I want to be honest to you. And I think you need to know something….
Al looked at his girlfriend’s eyes. He placed his hands on her shoulders.
Shelby Taylor: That doctor that treated you? Well he treated mom too…...and….
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Dr. Jones walks out of the back of the hospital in his scrubs. He has a little extra pep in his step knowing that he was finally going to have a taste of the sexiest woman ever to come out of Kentucky in Shelby Taylor. He befriended her father Vernon Taylor just so he could have a shot at her. And finally his plan was coming into effect. He had finally broke through her wall.
As he walks out into the parking lot where Shelby told him to meet him he was getting more and more excited. He knew that Al had walked out of the hospital before he was discharged and thought, hell he knew he did, because Shelby told Al the truth and that she broke up with him. So when he saw Shelby leaning up against her Tahoe only wearing her bra and panties he knew that finally it was going to happen.
Jesus Christ she looked sexy too. Her body curved perfectly and her skin had the complexion of a goddess. Dr. Jones knew from experience when he touched her the skin was as smooth as a baby’s ass. She was the perfect woman and the fact that finally…..finally he would have her was incredible.
As Dr. Jones approaches Shelby smiles. The good doctor leans in and starts stroking her shoulder. My God that skin was so smooth.
Shelby Taylor: Well hello there. As you can see I have been waiting for you.
Dr. Jones: Baby I have been waiting for you for a lloonngg time. Speaking of long……
Dr. Jones reaches down to his erect penis that was poking out of his bottoms. Shelby looks down and just smirks.
Shelby Taylor: Easy there tiger…..Trust me baby. You are about to get everything you deserve, and I have waited a long time for this….
Shelby steps to the side. She motions for Dr. Jones to open the rear door of the Tahoe. He excitedly obeys and opens it.
And gets kicked straight in the face by Al Envy….
The doctor falls back and hits his head on the concrete. Al gets out the SUV and stands over him.
Al Envy: So this is the sumbitch that tried to force himself on you honey?
Shelby Taylor: Yeah thats him. That is Dr. Bradley Jones.
Al stries his foot against Dr. Jones ribs. He walks around and strikes the other side again straight to his other set of ribs.
Al Envy: Well its nice to meet you Doc. I just wanted to say thanks for the treatment you gave me tonight. I really appreciate it especially when you tried sticking a catheter in me. You see I guess you didn’t learn everything in your fancy medical school.
Al picks up Dr. Jones and slams him into a nearby car. He follows that up with a straight shot to the stomach.
Al Envy: They didn’t teach you how to respect a lady did they? And apparently they didn’t teach your fucking ass what the word no means!!
Al starts repeatedly striking Dr. Jones in the face. Shot after shot, fist after fist. The thought this mother fucker was disrespecting Shelby and tried to force himself on her enraged Al even more. No matter how many times he hit him the anger wasn't going away. Finally a bloodied Dr. Jones collapses in a heap breathing very heavy. Al walks back and Shelby hands Al a towel. He wipes the blood off of his hands. He hands the towel back to Shelby who was putting her sun dress back on and looking at the downed Dr. Jones with an evil delight.
Al once again stands over Dr. Jones who was now drifting in and out of consciousness.
Al Envy: You know...I have heard it my entire life from mother fuckers like you. I am not good enough for anyone. I am a phony, I am a joke. You and Shelby’s dad aren't the only ones to say that. Well I got news for you Jack.
Envy grabs the Doctor by the back of the head and points it at Shelby who was on lookout now.
Al Envy: I have a new purpose in life now. All I want to do is to succeed just for her. To give her everything she has ever deserved because she is the love of my life. I is why I am trying to get clean off prescription drugs, it's why I have stayed focused this long on my career when usually by this time I had disappeared off the face of the Earth. But she gives me purpose. She is the reason why I am going to New York City and Madison Square Garden and beating that failure Austen Impact for the world heavyweight title.
Al slaps the fuck out of Dr. Jones then forces him to look Envy in his eyes.
Al Envy: No matter what you or her father thinks I am good enough for her, and I am going to prove that to her dad. Unfortunately for you your worries for Shelby are going to stop because a its none of your got damn business and b if you ever come near her again I will leave you for your body to be peeled off the pavement and placed in a fucking body bag..
Envy stands up and deliver another kick right into Dr. Jones chest.
Al Envy: Oh...and it you think you will recover from this and press charges let me allow you in on a little something. You sexually harassed my girlfriend and I woke up to a bunch of your staff staring at my dick. I consider that harassment. So what you need to do is just learn from this whole situation and move on with your life. If you say shit I sue this hospital who in turn releases you from your contract to them. Then Shelby sues your ass and you will lose your license because of it. Goodnight Doctor, and thank you for everything you did for me tonight.
Al this times runs and plants a kick straight to Dr. Jones face knocking him out completely. Envy smooths his shirt and heads back to the Tahoe where a proud and completely in love Shelby gawks at her man who just defended her honor.
Shelby Taylor: God I love you.
Al kisses Shelby deeply.
Al Envy: I love you too baby.
Al holds the door open to the Tahoe and helps her in. He closes the door and walks to the other side and enters the vehicle himself….
Now the time was at hand, finally Al Envy was going to become the world heavyweight champion once again and solidify his place as the best in the business. All he had to do was go through the so called cyborg of NEW in Austen Impact.
You don’t understand do you. Al Envy has to become the world champion. His entire existence was now to become the world champion. It meant more prestige, more money, and more opportunities. For the last few months Al had called himself the top champion in NEW and in his mind he was rightfully just that. After Ignite there was no more argument on that claim. He will be the top man in NEW, which means the top man in this business.
This whole thing was just more than Al wanting to be recognized as the best. It was much ore than that. This whole obsession he had was more for Shelby than anything He wanted to be world champion for her more than anything else She is the only person besides his grandfather and his mother that truly loved him. She never criticized him, never doubted him, Shelby never second guessed him or went against him. She was the most important person is his life. Jesus Christ she was now his family of one.
The point of working is to provide for your family. What family do you have Austen Impact? You don’t have any anymore do you. Your wife and kids left you. Your girlfriend just recently dumped you. You want that world title for all of the selfish reason unlike Al who wants to be the champion for his family of one. Oh and what you are going to do if by some miracle of God you do win, dedicate your world championship win to your dead best friend Davey Dynamo?? No….none of those are fucking reasons as to why you should be the word champion.
Besides….if you do win the world title and dedicate it to the memory of Davey Dynamo you are dedicating your win to a bum. That is what Davey Dynamo was he was a fucking bum. He isn’t a legend. You know its funny how when someone dies that is somewhat famous they become so much more elevated than they were in real life. Well Austen here is what Al Envy thinks. Davey wasn’t a legend when he died, and he isn't a fucking legend as he rots in Hell.
And you are the product of the only time he ever committed himself to something besides pills and booze. The thing is….you aren’t shit. You were only relevant when Davey was fucking alive, and deep down I am sure Davey was pretty disappointed in the product that he put so much effort into only to come out a complete failure. Just like what Davey Dynamo was.
You are going to fail again Austen Impact in Madison Square Garden in New York City as well Austen. You couldn’t get the job done in the streets of a fucking ghost town against a subpar piece of shit champion what in the hell makes you think you have a fucking chance of winning what has eluded you ever since you were supposedly destined to become that thing that has avoided you, and doing that by beating the best wrestler on this planet in the greatest arena that ever held pro wrestling events.
Here is the answer son….you won’t . At Ignite 205 Al Envy gets what he deserves and paid his dues for. He is going to become world champion for his family of one. He is going to solidify his rightful place at the top of this fucking business. And once again Austen Impact will be a failure. You will disappoint those who still respect you, your children who is kept away from you by their mother, and you will prove why your ex wife and those girlfriends dumped your ass because they realized what a phony you are. And most importantly, the dead loser phony legend who made you who you are today, and you will confirm that you were his final greatest failure he left on this Earth
See you in New York cyborg……. or better suited actually…..Davey’s little bitch...
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
He is nothing but a man hiding his demons by creating a persona that is larger than life.
Well, hell. It looks like it fucking works doesn’t it. Yeah Al Envy has been known to be a part of historic stables and tag teams. He has benefited from certain alliances over his wrestling career. He sat back in TEW and watched a good friend of his Chester, a man he broke into the business with, become world champion before he did and never did accomplish. He walked into NEW and battled Roger Wright for the most part of 2010 for the world title and lost. He was a founding member of the cRu and watched as his friends XXX, Ryan Pugh, and Johnny Stylez all had their runs with the world titles. Historic runs on top of that.
Yet here Al Envy is, NEW hall of famer….. currently one half of the NEW World Tag Team Champions,without question the greatest TA champ in NEW history, and the next NEW World Heavyweight Champion.
Hmmmm guess being the bridesmaid isn’t so bad after all is it.
It wasn’t just the fans either that said these things. It was also these newbies like Ricky Molaroni and Nikita Romanova who thinks they have earned the right to mention or talk about Al fucking Envy in a negative way. Of course they speak ill towards Envy just because of jealously. They know that they will never reach the level of stardom or greatness that Al Envy was at and they think talking about the face of NEW will earn their way towards relevance. But we all know it will just earn them a trip to the hospital for concussions much like what happened to Sasha Foote, another loud mouthed rookie that thought she was ready to trek to the top of the mountain only to fall down hard and violently right on her way out of NEW.
Then there was Austen Impact. The man that Al was facing for the world title who from what Al had heard through the grapevine said the exact same thing. He called Al second rate too which is kind of ironic considering he was more second rate than Al Envy ever was. Al has been a world champ, he hasn’t. Al Envy is the greatest Trans-Atlantic champ in NEW history with numerous title defenses, Austen Impact can’t say that at all. Envy has been a numerous time tag team champ, he couldn’t find anyone to tolerate him long enough to even get a partner. Al Envy is a hall of famer, he isn’t. Finally. Austen Impact is and forever will be in the shadow of a bonafide legend named Davey Dynamo who is the sole reason Austen Impact is in this business. Al Envy paid his dues…..and is in no one’s shadow Catch my drift here?
Now you ask why Al had been thinking about this over the last couple of hours as he sat in the passenger seat of the newly repaired Chevrolet Tahoe as his stomach was settling back down to Earth. A fixed timing belt and bad fucking possum had earned Shelby Taylor the duty of driving to her father’s house so they could all have dinner tonight before Al and Shelby had to head for New York City for his appearance on the Today show. While she drove Al much like Shelby did earlier in the day when Envy was driving was looking at his phone at all of the critics and bitch fan boys acting like their opinion actually fucking mattered.
So why are all of these opinions from fans and other wrestlers getting a little on the show stealer’s nerves. That was the question Al didn’t have the answer for right now. After he read a few more posts on fan forums he like Shelby clicked his phone off and threw it in the backseat. Looking out of the corner of her eye Shelby looked concerned at her boyfriend.
Shelby Taylor: How are you feeling baby??
Al’s stomach had settled but it still had some sharp pains go through it. A few times on the road ever since they left the farm where the Tahoe was fixed and he ate some spoiled Kentucky fried goodness they had to stop a couple of times and allow Al to blow spew all over the side of the road. All three times he did Shelby was standing right there with him with her hand on his back. This whole being in love thing was new to Al Envy. Never did he ever care for a woman like he did her and never did he ever have a woman care for him like Shelby did.
He had had quite a few, well lets not exaggerate here, an extensive array of women over the years. Yet out of the many he had slept with when he tried having a relationship with the few he tried to he never could work anything out with him. Most of it was because of the demons he had that they either knew or they found out about. Yet it seemed ever since Shelby came into his life she just chased those demons away. They were still there, like his pain pill addiction that was actually getting better since not only he but Chris Styles both decided to chill out on the drugs. He still took them, but his new drug was loving Shelby Taylor.
Shelby was starting to look concerned that Al hadn’t answered her. He broke from his trance when she placed her hand on his shoulder and started pulling to the side of the road.
Shelby Taylor: Do you need to throw up again?
Al Envy: No baby I am fine. Just a little soreness. Damn hillbillies…..
Shelby still looked concerned as she started driving again.
Shelby Taylor: I could just take you to the hospital and call Dad and cancel the dinner. I can tell him something came up. The hospital mom was at is about a mile up the road here. As long as you don’t get that jerk doctor that she had.
Shelby started staring at the road and Al could see something was wrong.
Al Envy: Why was he a jerk doctor?
Shelby Taylor: Nothing…..he just you know wouldn't give her any kind of relief for pain. Or he didn’t give her enough. Then there was the whole….
Shelby realized what she was about to say and silenced herself before she continued. She looked at Al out of the corner of her eye again but Al had both his on her. She was upset about something now and Al wanted to know.
Al Envy: You are not telling me something?
Shelby Taylor looked like she was on the verge of tears but she kept quiet. She continued focusing on the road as Al continued focusing on his beautiful girlfriend.
Al Envy: You said there was the whole what with that Doctor. What did you mean by that?
Shelby once again didn’t respond. Al finally sat back and started looking straight ahead at the road as well. He started to flash back to Lights Out where he, in the words of so many, spit on the legacy of the late, great Davey Dynamo by burning a Dynamo shirt who by the way was a gift from Davey to Al at one time from Davey himself. Of course there were the fan boys once again saying how dare Envy, a man that for most of his career preached about how blessed pro wrestlers should be for being a part of the greatest sport on planet Earth, could disrespect the memory of one of the all time greats. As usual people were fucking wrong, Al had all the respect in the world for Davey. All that stunt was was for Austen Impact and Al’s disrespect for him.
The second Davey’s final heartbeat happened was also the death of Austen Impact’s wrestling career. Even though his friend and mentor died instead of honoring his memory by becoming world champion at Demented Austen Impact choked and lost to that joke Father Nathan. Yet he really expects that he will redeem himself against a man who is far and superior above Father fucking Nathan. He honestly thinks that his boring persona, agility that makes Frankenstein look like a gymnast, and subpar wrestling skills that he overrates more than any other pro wrestler on the planet, thinks he is going into Madison Square Garden and is going to outperform and defeat the show stealer and so far this year the best big match performer in the company, hell the wrestling world, Al Envy. Good luck with that cyborg boy..
As Al closed his eyes trying to get himself focused on not only the world title match, a Today show appearance, but what is about to happen 2 hours from now where he has to impress Shelby’s father which from what he hears from Jesse Styles is as impossible as people being interested in Austen Impact. As Envy starts visioning himself holding the strap in the air over a blown up defeated Austen Impact when a sharp, and I mean a helluva sharp pain slashes across Envy’s stomach. He double overs as Shelby slams the brakes and pulls over to the side of the road.
Shelby Taylor: Al....AL....AL.... AL!!!
She grabs him by the head as Al keeps his eyes closed. He starts to breathe really hard as tears stroll down his face. He tries to speak as Shelby puts her hands on the wheel and takes off like a bat out of hell. 100 miles an hour she drives down the highway as Al continues feeling that pain, a pain he has never felt before, shoot through him. About 30 minutes later and what seemed like an eternity to Shelby she pulls into Manchester Memorial Hospital. She jumps out of the Tahoe and runs into the er waiting area. A few seconds later a nurse and a couple orderlies with a wheelchair arrive at the passenger side of the vehicle. The door opens and the man who in only a few days will be main eventing Ignite 205 against Austen Impact for the NEW World Heavyweight Title falls out of the vehicle and hits the concrete flat.
With tears strolling down her face Shelby watches as the orderlies pick Envy up gently and place him in the wheelchair. They roll him in as Shelby trying to compose herself gets on her cell phone.
Shelby Taylor: Hi daddy um...listen we are not going to make it to dinner tonight. Yeah Al is under the weather…..ok daddy just stop ok…….Look I am sorry he really wanted to meet you and I can’t leave him when he is this sick……..whatever daddy I have to go I love you.
Shelby clicks end on the cell phone before her father could talk down to her and talk bad about Envy. She takes a deep breath and after composing herself and becoming as much of a lady as she possibly can considering the situation she enters into the hospital ER department.
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All you can smell is saline and illness in Room 17. The room was near the nurses station which means they considered Al Envy a critical patient. Shelby sat vigilant in a recliner chair as she holds Al’s hand as he drifts in and out of consciousness. IV fluids and medication is flowing into Envy. Shelby was waiting for the doctor to come in. It had been about an hour since the nurses prepped Envy for treatment and his vitals looked good. They were thinking his dehydration which they deemed pretty severe had caused him to pass out and they were also waiting for a sonogram to come in and check Envy’s digestive organs.
In her other hand Shelby had her cell and Jesse Styles number was facing her. She was debating whether she needed to call her and knew how incredibly pissed he was going to be if Envy could not make it to New York. This was hands down the biggest match NEW has had in a few years. Finally after this match was over the NEW would have a legitimate and respected world heavyweight champion representing his company that Jesse had worked so hard for. Jesse would have a champion not named Father Nathan or Blair Buchannan that wouldn’t be an embarrassment to the title, and would also be a strong figure on Twitter, which had no doubt changed the way you look at professional wrestling and how us as pro wrestlers promote ourselves.
And Shelby knew how much this match meant to Al. Yeah he had been a 2 time world champion before, but both of those title reigns were marked in controversy and were uneventful at best. This was Al Envy’s chance to solidify himself as the absolute best on this planet, something that he and Shelby herself already knew was true. Yet in this fickle world you have to have the biggest belt there is in this business to solidify anything. Shows you what these so called smart marks think they fuckin know right?
Finally the nurse walks in and has a catheter attached to a bag. She pulls back Al’s blankets and reaches for his underpants.
Shelby Taylor: Wait whoa there honey what in the hell are you doing??
Nurse: The doctor ordered me to place this inside Mr. Webster’s bladder.
Shelby Taylor: Well first thing this is Mr. Envy, not Mr. Webster.
The nurse looks at Shelby in a funny manner.
Nurse: We have this room assigned to a Mr. Alan Webster. And according to his identification and insurance information this is Alan Webster ma’am.
Shelby Taylor: Look sweetie. I spend almost every waking hour with this man 24/7 365. This is Al Envy not Alan Webster!!
The nurse could not understand why Shelby was arguing with her. Until she finally realized what was going on.
Nurse: His information stated he is a private contractor right? That he is self employed as a professional wrestler.
Shelby Taylor: Well duh...you need insurance information to know who he is. He is the best at what he does and in the wrestling industry is a household name.
Nure: Well then maybe….Al Envy is his wrestling name??
Shelby had to think for a minute or two….then it finally hit her. Oh my God she forgot that Al Envy wasn’t his real name. Now she started feeling like absolute shit. She supposedly loved this man more than life itself but forgot that his real name was actually Alan Webster She had always called him Envy. She was now embarrassed and felt like an idiot. The nurse saw that and just smiled. She knew Shelby was embarrassed and dropped it. She went back to attempting to put the catheter in Al’s bladder.
Shelby Taylor: Wait what the fuck I said don’t do that.
Nurse: Mrs. Webster….
Shelby Taylor: Didn’t you hear me before...he is my boyfriend and we are not married. Now get that fucking thing away from his ding ding.
The nurse started to get frustrated.
Nurse: Look miss. Mr. Webster slash Mr. Envy here is getting heavy doses of fluids. We don’t want him wetting the fucking bed while he is in this state he is in. Its unsanitary and besides we don’t want him to get a urinary tract infection either. That would make things worse.
The nurse slipped Al’s drawers down and she stepped back.
Nurse: Well my oh my….
Shelby Taylor: Yeah that's fucking mine and you aren’t touching it bitch. I want to speak to this doctor. I want to see him immediately. What is his fucking name!! And STOP STARING AT MY BOYFRIEND’S PENIS!!!
Shelby yelled that so loud it caused the nurse to jump back and cover Al back up. It was so loud the nurses station decided to look up and see what the yelling was all about. One of the housekeeping guys was laughing under his breath as he swept by the sliding door that led into the room.
Shelby Taylor: What is the doctor’s name!!??
Nurse: Its Dr. Jones. Bradley Jones. He is the ER doctor that is here right now.
Shelby heard the name and her face was now washed over with anger. It was what she feared. It was that jerk doctor that took care of her mother.The jerk that wanted to meet her and Scarlet for dinner to discuss their mother’s care. Then when she had to go by herself because Scarlet had to leave the jerk tried moving in on her and didn't even try to talk about her mother’s care. It was something she never told Al, because she knew how he would react, and it wouldn’t had been good for a certain ER doctor.
Shelby storms out of the room and starts walking around the ER. She knew exactly who she was looking for and ignored questions from other personnel. Back in the hospital room the nurse before she walked away pulled down Al’s drawers again to have one last look. Soon she was joined by a few other people as they stood there and stared.
Shelby continued to walk around and she finally saw him. Standing there talking his game to some intern that looked at him like she would jump his junk right then and there Dr. Bradley Jones smiled that million dollar smile and lightly touched the girl on the shoulder. Shelby goes up behind him.
Shelby Taylor: Um….excuse me Dr??
Dr. Jones turns around and steps back and smiles again.
Dr. Jones: Well hello Miss Taylor. How is your mother doing?
Shelby Taylor: My mother is fine. What I want to know is why are you doing your bullshit to my boyfriend in there. He doesn't need a fucking catheter.
Dr. Jones starts to lead Shelby away by placing his hand on the small of Shelby’s back. She quickly jerks away and starts walking next to him.
Dr. Jones: It is necessary considering all the antibiotics and fluid we are giving him. You know he is drifting in and out of consciousness. He is going to start having to urinate a lot and the catheter will help him do that without disturbing him.
Somehow Shelby didn’t believe a damn thing the Doctor said.
Shelby Taylor: You supposed to actually make me think you give a shit? First off how in the fuck did you know Al was my boyfriend. I never told you that.
Dr. Jones smiled and stopped in front of his desk at the nurses station.
Dr. Jones: Well after our dinner that night myself and your father got together. He wanted to thank me for caring for your mother and your name came up. He said you were dating some loser wrestler and how disappointed he was that you followed in your sisters footsteps because she married one of those loser bums. His words of course.
Shelby could tell Dr. Jones agreed with her father. He arrogantly sat down at the desk and started going through his charts.
Dr. Jones: You dad also expressed to me how he wished that you would make the smart choice and dump Mr. Pro Wrestler in there and go out with a man that can provide you with a more secure future. Someone who will be there for you and you would never have to worry about him not being able to work, and you wouldn’t have to move everywhere in the world.
Shelby Taylor: My personal life is none of you or my father’s fucking business So if you don’t mind you can take that catheter you are trying to shove up Al’s penis just because you want to fuck with him and shove it up your tiny dick.
Dr. Jones laughed and stood up from the desk.
Dr. Jones: Well fine then. I will remove the order for the catheter. But you have to admit it Miss Taylor. I saw it in your eyes at our little dinner. And your dad saw it in your eyes when you first met me at your mom’s bedside. You like me, hell you want me and you knew it. Even your sister noticed the sparks between us. And believe you me when I first laid my eyes on you I wanted you as bad as you wanted me.
Shelby just smiles.
Shelby Taylor: You know what Bradley, you are right. I can’t hide it anymore. You are the sexiest man I have ever met. I can’t hide my feelings for you anymore. Are you admitting Al to the hospital?
Dr. Jones: Well no.. his sonogram came back normal. He is just dehydrated and he also has a infection from the spoiled meat he ate. Nothing oral antibiotics won’t cure.
Shelby Taylor: Well then…..
Shelby leaned in and grabbed the doctor by the coat.
Shelby Taylor: We only have one shot to get what we both want, and that is you inside me. Meet me in the parking lot in an hour, and finally I will get what I have always wanted…..
She teased him with a kiss but pulled away before their lips could become one. Shelby stares in a sexual manner at Dr. Jones and seductively walks away and back to Al’s room. She finds Envy sitting up looking around.
Al Envy: Jesus Christ where have you been??
Shelby runs into the room and wraps herself around Al.
Shelby Taylor: Oh my God baby are you ok??
She starts frantically kissing Envy all over his face as Al kind of pushes her back. However Shelby continues holding onto Al.
Al Envy: Honey I am fine. Besides the fact that when I woke up there were six people staring at my enis and one was holding a fucking catheter. I refused that bullshit quickly. Nothing is getting shoved up my peener hole!
Shelby laughed as Al started to stand up.
Shelby Taylor: Well the…….Doctor says you were severely dehydrated and have a minor bacterial infection from what you ate. He is writing a script for you and….
Al Envy places his hand up to Shelby. He then reaches over and pulls out the IV. Shelby looks stunned as Al just stands up and grabs his pants.
Al Envy: We need to get on the road and to New York. You called your dad and told him we couldn’t make it right?
Shelby just smiles.
Shelby Taylor: Yeah he knows You scared me so bad tonight. I felt so helpless as I watched you be so sick and weak. Promise me nothing will ever happen to you baby!! Are you sure you are ok??
Al Envy: A little woozy but I will be fine. We need to get to New York. I have a Today show appearance to make then a fucking world title to win. And I promise honey I will always be here for you alright? Just calm down now so we can get out of here
Shelby Taylor: Ok. I know. And I know you will win. You are going to whip Austen Impact’s ass. And I will be right there with you. I love you so much baby!
Al Envy: I love you too honey.
He and Shelby kiss then Al grabs the rest of his things and heads out into the hallway. The nurses don’t see him leave. As they are about to go outside through the lobby Shelby stops Envy.
Shelby Taylor: We love each other right Alan?
Al looks a little shocked at Shelby.
Al Envy: Wait….you are calling me by my real name??
Shelby Taylor: Well yeah honey. Answer the question. We love each other right?
Al Envy: Of course we do. I love you more than anything on this planet. You know that.
Shelby takes Al’s face and cups it in her hands.
Shelby Taylor: Then I want no secrets. I want to be honest to you. And I think you need to know something….
Al looked at his girlfriend’s eyes. He placed his hands on her shoulders.
Shelby Taylor: That doctor that treated you? Well he treated mom too…...and….
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Dr. Jones walks out of the back of the hospital in his scrubs. He has a little extra pep in his step knowing that he was finally going to have a taste of the sexiest woman ever to come out of Kentucky in Shelby Taylor. He befriended her father Vernon Taylor just so he could have a shot at her. And finally his plan was coming into effect. He had finally broke through her wall.
As he walks out into the parking lot where Shelby told him to meet him he was getting more and more excited. He knew that Al had walked out of the hospital before he was discharged and thought, hell he knew he did, because Shelby told Al the truth and that she broke up with him. So when he saw Shelby leaning up against her Tahoe only wearing her bra and panties he knew that finally it was going to happen.
Jesus Christ she looked sexy too. Her body curved perfectly and her skin had the complexion of a goddess. Dr. Jones knew from experience when he touched her the skin was as smooth as a baby’s ass. She was the perfect woman and the fact that finally…..finally he would have her was incredible.
As Dr. Jones approaches Shelby smiles. The good doctor leans in and starts stroking her shoulder. My God that skin was so smooth.
Shelby Taylor: Well hello there. As you can see I have been waiting for you.
Dr. Jones: Baby I have been waiting for you for a lloonngg time. Speaking of long……
Dr. Jones reaches down to his erect penis that was poking out of his bottoms. Shelby looks down and just smirks.
Shelby Taylor: Easy there tiger…..Trust me baby. You are about to get everything you deserve, and I have waited a long time for this….
Shelby steps to the side. She motions for Dr. Jones to open the rear door of the Tahoe. He excitedly obeys and opens it.
And gets kicked straight in the face by Al Envy….
The doctor falls back and hits his head on the concrete. Al gets out the SUV and stands over him.
Al Envy: So this is the sumbitch that tried to force himself on you honey?
Shelby Taylor: Yeah thats him. That is Dr. Bradley Jones.
Al stries his foot against Dr. Jones ribs. He walks around and strikes the other side again straight to his other set of ribs.
Al Envy: Well its nice to meet you Doc. I just wanted to say thanks for the treatment you gave me tonight. I really appreciate it especially when you tried sticking a catheter in me. You see I guess you didn’t learn everything in your fancy medical school.
Al picks up Dr. Jones and slams him into a nearby car. He follows that up with a straight shot to the stomach.
Al Envy: They didn’t teach you how to respect a lady did they? And apparently they didn’t teach your fucking ass what the word no means!!
Al starts repeatedly striking Dr. Jones in the face. Shot after shot, fist after fist. The thought this mother fucker was disrespecting Shelby and tried to force himself on her enraged Al even more. No matter how many times he hit him the anger wasn't going away. Finally a bloodied Dr. Jones collapses in a heap breathing very heavy. Al walks back and Shelby hands Al a towel. He wipes the blood off of his hands. He hands the towel back to Shelby who was putting her sun dress back on and looking at the downed Dr. Jones with an evil delight.
Al once again stands over Dr. Jones who was now drifting in and out of consciousness.
Al Envy: You know...I have heard it my entire life from mother fuckers like you. I am not good enough for anyone. I am a phony, I am a joke. You and Shelby’s dad aren't the only ones to say that. Well I got news for you Jack.
Envy grabs the Doctor by the back of the head and points it at Shelby who was on lookout now.
Al Envy: I have a new purpose in life now. All I want to do is to succeed just for her. To give her everything she has ever deserved because she is the love of my life. I is why I am trying to get clean off prescription drugs, it's why I have stayed focused this long on my career when usually by this time I had disappeared off the face of the Earth. But she gives me purpose. She is the reason why I am going to New York City and Madison Square Garden and beating that failure Austen Impact for the world heavyweight title.
Al slaps the fuck out of Dr. Jones then forces him to look Envy in his eyes.
Al Envy: No matter what you or her father thinks I am good enough for her, and I am going to prove that to her dad. Unfortunately for you your worries for Shelby are going to stop because a its none of your got damn business and b if you ever come near her again I will leave you for your body to be peeled off the pavement and placed in a fucking body bag..
Envy stands up and deliver another kick right into Dr. Jones chest.
Al Envy: Oh...and it you think you will recover from this and press charges let me allow you in on a little something. You sexually harassed my girlfriend and I woke up to a bunch of your staff staring at my dick. I consider that harassment. So what you need to do is just learn from this whole situation and move on with your life. If you say shit I sue this hospital who in turn releases you from your contract to them. Then Shelby sues your ass and you will lose your license because of it. Goodnight Doctor, and thank you for everything you did for me tonight.
Al this times runs and plants a kick straight to Dr. Jones face knocking him out completely. Envy smooths his shirt and heads back to the Tahoe where a proud and completely in love Shelby gawks at her man who just defended her honor.
Shelby Taylor: God I love you.
Al kisses Shelby deeply.
Al Envy: I love you too baby.
Al holds the door open to the Tahoe and helps her in. He closes the door and walks to the other side and enters the vehicle himself….
Now the time was at hand, finally Al Envy was going to become the world heavyweight champion once again and solidify his place as the best in the business. All he had to do was go through the so called cyborg of NEW in Austen Impact.
You don’t understand do you. Al Envy has to become the world champion. His entire existence was now to become the world champion. It meant more prestige, more money, and more opportunities. For the last few months Al had called himself the top champion in NEW and in his mind he was rightfully just that. After Ignite there was no more argument on that claim. He will be the top man in NEW, which means the top man in this business.
This whole thing was just more than Al wanting to be recognized as the best. It was much ore than that. This whole obsession he had was more for Shelby than anything He wanted to be world champion for her more than anything else She is the only person besides his grandfather and his mother that truly loved him. She never criticized him, never doubted him, Shelby never second guessed him or went against him. She was the most important person is his life. Jesus Christ she was now his family of one.
The point of working is to provide for your family. What family do you have Austen Impact? You don’t have any anymore do you. Your wife and kids left you. Your girlfriend just recently dumped you. You want that world title for all of the selfish reason unlike Al who wants to be the champion for his family of one. Oh and what you are going to do if by some miracle of God you do win, dedicate your world championship win to your dead best friend Davey Dynamo?? No….none of those are fucking reasons as to why you should be the word champion.
Besides….if you do win the world title and dedicate it to the memory of Davey Dynamo you are dedicating your win to a bum. That is what Davey Dynamo was he was a fucking bum. He isn’t a legend. You know its funny how when someone dies that is somewhat famous they become so much more elevated than they were in real life. Well Austen here is what Al Envy thinks. Davey wasn’t a legend when he died, and he isn't a fucking legend as he rots in Hell.
And you are the product of the only time he ever committed himself to something besides pills and booze. The thing is….you aren’t shit. You were only relevant when Davey was fucking alive, and deep down I am sure Davey was pretty disappointed in the product that he put so much effort into only to come out a complete failure. Just like what Davey Dynamo was.
You are going to fail again Austen Impact in Madison Square Garden in New York City as well Austen. You couldn’t get the job done in the streets of a fucking ghost town against a subpar piece of shit champion what in the hell makes you think you have a fucking chance of winning what has eluded you ever since you were supposedly destined to become that thing that has avoided you, and doing that by beating the best wrestler on this planet in the greatest arena that ever held pro wrestling events.
Here is the answer son….you won’t . At Ignite 205 Al Envy gets what he deserves and paid his dues for. He is going to become world champion for his family of one. He is going to solidify his rightful place at the top of this fucking business. And once again Austen Impact will be a failure. You will disappoint those who still respect you, your children who is kept away from you by their mother, and you will prove why your ex wife and those girlfriends dumped your ass because they realized what a phony you are. And most importantly, the dead loser phony legend who made you who you are today, and you will confirm that you were his final greatest failure he left on this Earth
See you in New York cyborg……. or better suited actually…..Davey’s little bitch...