Post by Jesse Styles on Jul 20, 2019 17:33:41 GMT -6
New Edge Wrestling coming back? The rumors had been circulating for over a week now but up until this point the rumors had yet to be proven true or false. However on this fateful day inside the NEW arena Press offices we were about to find out the truth behind the rumors. For a press conference was beginning with a good amount of reporters in their seats and a woman in her probably 30s walking up to the podium adjusting her glasses and looking as though she is ready to speak.
Woman: Hello ladies and gentlemen my name is Amanda I am the NEW Edge Press Relations Manager.
New Edge still had a press relations manager? Little odd for a company that was reported closed almost three years ago. Not to mention this all being done at the NEW arena which naturally stayed around for being rented out purposes but still it all seemed a little weird.
Amanda: Now we are here today to obviously discuss New Edge Wrestling and some rumors that have been going around the news cycles recently. So with that said the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles will be making his way up to this podium with a statement and then will take limited questions.
The man himself Jesse Styles was about to come to the stage. The never dull Jesse Styles had been a bit of a mystery for the past few years kind of remaining off the scenes of wrestling and the news all together. Now seemed to be the time that he is going to step back out into the light of this world but why must be the question.
Suddenly Hail to the Chief starts playing which causes the reporters to look around the room and have confused looks over their faces. The music kept getting louder and you could see a man literally holding up an old style boom box in his hand above his head. The man was none other than the trailer park king Ricky Cassels! What did this mean? Former NEW TA Champ Ricky Cassels holding up a boom box playing hail to the chief and rocking his head back and forth. Confusing to say the least but then out stepped Jesse Styles the Owner of New Edge wrestling in his black jeans, white wife beater t shirt and sunglasses. Styles put his sunglasses over his head and gave Ricky a look as if to say what the hell? Then he shook his head and walked up to the podium getting handed a bottle of water from Amanda. He took a drink then placed it down on the podium and looked like he was ready to speak as he glanced around at the reporters.
Jesse Styles: You will have to excuse my assistant Ricky Cassels he isn’t from around here and I guess can’t seem to take direction when I tell him a certain song to play and doesn’t play it.
Ricky Cassels: Sum bitch tell em how it is Jesse!
Jesse Styles: Yeah uh thanks for that uh Ricky. Anyways ladies and gentlemen of the press if you do not remember me well then you should just quit your profession right now.
He paused for a moment looking around the room like he was seeing if anyone was actually going to quit their profession. Ricky meanwhile had put the boom box down and was now drinking a Bush light. He was also burping rather loudly at times and smiling about it.
Jesse Styles: Now then yes it is true New Edge Wrestling will be returning in fact in this building we will be making our return in just over a week in a half. Now I know that’s not a ton of time to sell tickets so tickets will be available at half price then they would normally be. I am personally excited about bringing New Edge back but I must say I didn’t do this alone.
Ricky Cassels: Gosh Jesse you ain't gotta thank The Ricky but if you insist go ahead!
Jesse gave Ricky a look one of those are are you serious right now type of looks he then noticed a rather attractive reporter winking at him and literally unbuttoning her top a couple of notches. This made him smile as it would any man, but he then pointed at his wedding ring and the female reporter got a rejected look across her face as she buttoned those two buttons back up.
Jesse Styles: Ricky quiet down and yeah sorry hun but still happily married to Scarlet so there are more rumors that you fucking press people can kill I am still happily married thanks. Now back to my point about how I didn’t reopen New Edge alone. So quick story about a month ago I got a fedexed sealed document sent to me from the lawyers of a person that still to this day has not revealed them self’s. Now inside said document was proof that this said person owned 50 percent of New Edge Wrestling.........
What Jesse just said there causes all the reporters to get up and try to all start asking questions. This was a huge thing that was just said for Jesse no longer Owned 100 percent of the company. Suddenly a loud sound of an air horn was heard yes you heard it right an air horn. That horn had been sounded off by Ricky who was now legit sitting in a lawn chair yes a lawn chair. He had an air horn in one hand and a beer in his other. The reporters were just standing looking dumb founded until Ricky blared the air horn yet again and yelled “SIT YER YANKEE ASSES ON DOWN!” The reporters did listen as they all sat down and were now quiet.
Jesse Styles: Well whatever works there Ricky heh. Now back to my little story so this person who had purchased 50 percent of NEW did indeed buy it off of a previous buyer. That buyer was that son of a bitch Tom from my space…. Yeah you all know the guy I sold him half the company when I closed it because I never expected to bring New Edge back. Tom thought he would air all NEW’s past shows on my space but it seems dear old Tom from my space did not realize that he was no longer the head guy of the struggling company. Yeah, Tom, has become special over the years sad but true. Anyways so in turn obviously he sold that part of the company to this person who to this day I do not know who it is and I can’t lie it’s annoying the crap out of me. So then I began to get email from this co-owners lawyers requesting I ether open New Edge back up or I sell my shares to him. So here we are I have hired NEW staff back and NEW is opening back the fuck up.
Ricky Cassles: Back in business baby!!! Yeee HAAAA The Ricky approves!
Jesse Styles: I’m so glad… So with all I have said Ignite is a week in a half away and sometime during that show in the last email I got we will all find out live on New Edge Wrestling.com who the co owner of New Edge Wrestling is. So I guess this is where sadly I say that I will take a couple of questions….
Jesse rolled his eyes after saying that for his love for the press was uh well documented he then motioned to a guy in the front row with a beard that was one of those just weird looking beards not a cool beard at all. The man with the beard stood up and Jesse mouthed the words come on it’s not hard open mouth and talk.
Bearded Man: Hi, Steve with Wrestling Digest here.
Jesse Styles: Wrestling digest that’s still a thing?
Steve: Uh yes we still are a thing but my question is why didn’t you just sell your fifty percent?
Jesse Styles: Why? Why? Steve have you looked at today's state of wrestling? Don’t answer that for I will answer it for you. The state of wrestling is in shit shape for you see I closed New Edge thinking wrestling was in good hands and could just ride off into the sunset at thirty-two years old at the time. But, it is in dire need of well New Edge to be honest. I am now thirty-four years old and I can’t just sit back and let what’s happening to wrestling continue so New Edge Wrestling will reignite the fire that wrestling needs pretty simple.
Jesse then noticed a nerdy looking female in the middle row and pointed at her. Ricky to Jesse’s left who was now standing up smoking a cigarette pointed at her as well. She seemed rather nervous and shy but finally opened her mouth.
Nerdy Female: New Edge returning and your co owner will make his identity known at New Edge’s return Ignite here inside the NEW arena.
Jesse Styles: I swear to god the press has gotten dumber… Yes thanks for the little game of repeat you may leave now.
Nerdy Female: What! No! I have a question to ask and you will let me ask it!
Suddenly the Nerdy reporter gives Jesse a legit blank long stare……
Ricky Cassels: Uh boss The Ricky is feeling very uncomfortable right now might have to change my underwear gosh darn it.
Jesse Styles: Really are you trying to blank stare me into allowing your question like fucking really? Security!
Within two seconds security rushes in taking the nerdy female out of the room who continued her blank stare all the way out of the press room while Ricky looked scared and Jesse looked annoyed.
Jesse Styles: Well no more questions its official I still hate the damned press and you can quote me on that!
With that Jesse kicked the podium over and walked out of the press room leaving the world of wrestling with many questions left but it seemed those were destined to be answered at the return Ignite live from the NEW arena.