Post by Jesse Styles on Aug 10, 2019 17:17:54 GMT -6
Defiance
Jill Matthews: Ohh GREAT! I had a sick feeling in my gut we were going to have to start IGNITE OFF THIS WAY!
Vince Walters: And a big format sheet right in front of you informing you that we would also! EITHER WAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM STOKED! HERE COME THE SAVIORS OF NEW EDGE WRESTLING The DoN oF DI$Re$PeCT LA Johnny Stylez, and the GOOD OWNER of N-E-W Mr. Alan Envy who just so happens to be the greatest technical wrestler on this PLANET!
Jill Matthews: Yeah and obviously you have been hanging around their locker room again, because the only way you could possibly be that delusional is if you bought some of Johnny Stylez “party favors”!
Vince Walters: Jill?!?! Seriously? How can you still hold a grudge against them after all these years? Johnny Stylez and Al Envy did what they had to do! Jesse attacked Johnny because Johnny had a vision for our future!
Jill Matthews: Yeah a vision that doesn’t involve national exposure and low pay checks for us little people! FORGIVE JESSE STYLES for wanting to take care of all the people who help make NEW a success that don’t step foot inbetween those ropes! Johnny Stylez and AL Envy EPITOMIZE SELIFHNESS!
Vince Walters: HA!
Jill Matthews: Did I say something funny there Vince?
Vince Walters: They said you would say that!
Jill Matthews: OHH FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE YOU LITTLE MASCOT BI…
Vince Walters: JILL WILL YOU CLOSE THAT MAN PLEASING HOLE TWO INCHES BELOW YOUR NOSE? THE CO-OWNER and STEALER OF OUR SHOW IS FIXING TO SPEAK!!!
AL Envy stands in the center of the ring as his partner in crime sits on top of the turnbuckle lighting up a cigarette as AL Envy goes to speak but before he can utter a single word the fans here in Sioux Falls are letting him freaking have it…
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
Envy looks at Johnny who just rolls his eyes as Envy laughs to himself and waits for the chant to die down before he looks at everyone in the front row and just shakes his head.
Al Envy: You know Johnny, both of us being from the South we take a lot of stereotyping bullshit when most people act like it’s the people from the Southern part of the United States that are the dumbest people in this country, and I know we haven’t been out here any longer than five minutes and already I can tell that shit isn’t true, because you and I have been all over this country five times over and never before in my life have I seen a stupider group of wrestling fans IN ALL MY FREAKIN LIFE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jill Matthews: And it doesn’t look like these fine people here tonight liked that one bit!
Vince Walters: Yeah most people can’t stand hearing the truth!
Jill Matthews: Vince aren’t you from IOWA?
Vince Walters: NO! I’m MOVING TOMORROW!
Jill Matthews: TOOL!
AL Envy: And I’m not saying that to draw “cheap heat” because I’m the friggin SHOW STEALER I don’t need to draew cheap heat from a group of middle AMERICAN MORONS like the lot of you! No! You idiots here in the front row who sat there chanting “YOU SOLD OUT” don’t know what in the hell you are talking about! Actually I did the exact OPPOSITE! Because incase your heads have been all the way up your asses or you’ve been living underneath a rock for the last few weeks you will know that one of the reasons Jesse Styles has been upset with Johnny and Myself is because apparently the TV networks don’t want anything to do with us, because we BELIEVE…WE KNOW THAT A WRESTLING SHOW IS THE GREATEST FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT ON THIS PLANET! To take that shit a step further New Edge Wrestling week in and week out PROVIDES YOU WITH NOT ONLY THE BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD BUT THE MOST ENTERTAINING WEEKLY POGRAM ever to GRACE YOUR FRICKEN TV SCREENS! But in order to do that we feel like we should be granted whatever freedoms and whatever liberties we see fit to entertain you ungrateful, simple minded, mouth breathing MORONS! I mean what in the hell is wrong with this younger generation Johnny I just don’t get it man? What you idiots don’t like BOOBS ANYMORE?
CRoWD POPS WHEN ENVY SAYS THE WORD BOOBS! His eye brows raise as he looks back at Johnny who exhales the smoke through his nostrils and shakes his head.
Vince Walters: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS, APPARENTLY BOOBS ARE STILL VERY POPULAR IN THE UNITED STATES! THANK GOD!
Jill Matthews: OHH my GAWD still such PIGS!!!
Al Envy: You see when we went away years ago we thought we had done what we were supposed to. We showed up kicked a little ass…Well a lot of ass considering we PUT EVERY BIT OF OUR COMPETITION OUT OF BUSINESS! We thought we paved the highway for the future generation to ride up and down a paved freeway where you can literally pick gold from the street! We thought it was freakin FOOL PROOF! But the dumb ass morals, standards, and practices of this younger generation for whatever reason HATES HAVING A GOOD TIME! HATE TELLING A GOOD STORY! Because they fucked up anything and everything we had built for them and now the business is such a got damn joke it wouldn’t surprise me if it would have completely vanished in ten years had Johnny Stylez not come to me a few months ago and convinced me that it was up to us to go back and do something about it! AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL WE DID! Tell em about it Johnny BOY!
Envy hand’s Johnny the mic and then everyone in the arena and most of the people standing outside of it stand on their feet and BOO with every ounce of their being as Johnny sits on the top rope laughing as if he is drawing energy from their negative energy. Johnny lifts the mic to speak but the fans some how get louder, until the booing erupts in a
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
JOHNNY SUX
LA Johnny Stylez: WoW, THANX FOR THAT VERY WARM RECEPTION SIOUX FALLS! I wish I could say it’s great to be here, but I think we all know spending anything over six hours in this friggin one horse town is like getting stuck inside one of those portable toilets while tailgating at a visiting stadium, only the company inside the locked toilet is much better than the inbred monkeys lining the rows of this arena right now!
Stylez and Envy dap and laugh as the fans continue to reign down their disapproval on the two most despised men in all of New Edge Wrestling at the moment.
LA Johnny Stylez: GO AHEAD! Keep getting louder and louder…But in a few short months when Envy and I have raised an army of true DEFIANCE and we put Jesse Styles out to pasture once and for all, and then we fulfill our obligation and purpose in returning this company to the top of the entire industry once again, I want the world to remember it was the simple minded
!!!!!M.O.R.O.N.Z.!!!!!!
IN SIOUX FALLS THAT WERE EITHER TOO STUPID OR IGNORANT TO SEE THE TRUTH!!!
And the truth is ladies and gentlemen I’m sure a lot of you, just like I did one year ago wanted to know who was responsible for the current state of pro wrestling? Any of you care to hazard a guess? Go ahead come on…Anyone? Didn’t think so? And ya know the answer to that question never occurred to me until the moment Al and I stepped through that curtain and heard your irrelevant faceless voices shouting curses at us! Because for the longest time I really blamed myself for leaving and allowing the business that I love and helped build to be overrun and overtaken by a countless group of unworthy, self righteous, half ass DIM WITZ that have polluted the business so much that everything about it that was once upon a time enjoyable and at times even damn near addicting is all but a distant memory of how things used to be. Now you morons show up in droves and pay higher prices to see less quality shows because you are too lazy to make a stand and do anything about it! You take the crap they give you and ask for another, because maybe one day the teams of writers and so called
~{ CREATIVE }~
WILL SOMEHOW SNAP OUT OF IT AND THEN OUT OF NO WHERE SUDDENLY GET PRO WRESTLING!
Only Auschwitz opening up as a day SPA will happen before that shit ever does, and it just goes to show how pathetic all of you are! Wrestling fans are the absolute worst and eventhough you don’t deserve to be in Al’s or my presence anymore here we are none the less to set things right because that is what needs to be done and we are the only ones capable of doing it! So instead of acting like a bunch of ungrateful JERK OFFS, maybe all of you stand up right now and then fall to your knees and beg our forgivness for being so
!!!!!F’N STUPID!!!!!
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO THE SIMPLE MATH TO SEE EQUATION DON’T WORK WITHOUT US!
Because if there was a single TRUE NEW fan out there in that sea of faceless mouth breatherz then they would be doing what I just suggested they do, because they know that what Al and I are doing…Taking a
!!!!F’N STAND!!!!
AGAINST THE PAPA SMURF OF MENTAL MIDGETZ JESSE STYLES!!!
And letting him know that New Edge Wrestling WILL NEVER PHUCKING CONFORM! NEW will be the standard in this business once again, but the moment he allows or forces us to conform to what they deem as acceptable is the moment the door is slammed shut and locked forever! And even though not a single one of you deserves such MERCY, know that you MORONS ARE BOOING THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT!
The sad and truly pathetic reality of the situation is that the generation in charge now has no phucking concept of what that even means anymore. These ignorant inbred everybody gets a juice box and participation trophy mother phuckers have even raped this business of small little minuet details that to us would have been otherwise lost because it was just an unspoken truth or rule. Which perfectly explains why none of the names from this generation will live beyond it because these asshats couldn’t be cool if they were ice fishing with Sub Zero on Antartica! And that is why it had to be done! Not that any of you, especially you Jesse Styles deserve a got damn explanation! Because deep down you knew this was coming the moment you walked into my jail cell a few weeks ago! You knew I would resist your stupidity and whether I stood alone or found other like minded individuals to join my cause you knew we would stand on the opposite side of you in true, sweet, and very sexy
!!!!D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E.!!!!
OF JESSE AND HIS TITANIC FAILURE OF A VISION FOR THE NEAR AND CLEAR FuTuRE OF THIS COMPANY!!!!
And in seven days Jesse Styles we meet on opposite sides of the ring for the very first time in our wrestling careers, and everyone will see first hand why you have gone out of your way to avoid this for as long as you can! But time’s up and the jig is up ASSHAT! Because I’m not just coming to break a few of your ribs, your arms or legs…No we are coming for
!!!!IT ALL!!!!!
THE GOLD, THE GLORY AND THE KEYZ TO THE MOTHER PHUCKIN KINGDOM!!!
You picked this fight YOU CUEBALL BITCH and now here today YOU OFFICALLY GOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR! THINK ABOUT THAT!
Al Envy takes the mic from Johnny’s hand as the fans boo very loudly once again…
Al Envy: And while you are pondering that Jesse, maybe take another minute put the Baby Ruth down, and find a TWIX because you are going to really need to take a minute, because for the first time you don’t have the entire backing of a wrestling promotion to tip the scales of power in your favor…Because for the first time you have it split right down the middle, and the only thing you have done since NEW has gone back live other than prove to be little more than Johnny’s got damn personal PINATA! It’s that you are no longer fit to run this promotion! But don’t worry because one of the things I told you on the first episode of IGNITE since we have been back, you can count on me to do the things you don’t have the stomach for! You can count on THE DEFIANCE to clean up every mess you make until the pile of garbage you heep on this company becomes so great and we DECIDE TO TAKE YOU OUT and BURY YOU IN SOME LANDFILL TO BE DISGARDED LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN WASTE! I mean seriously Jesse we haven’t even been open a full month and you’ve got Shane Sparxx and Jarek Whitaker running around here acting like The Jersey Shore version of Bevis and Butt-Head, Shane Sparxx breaking into YOUR TROPHY CASE and removing a Championship title he has no business holding and from that claiming an honor the three men in the company that actually hold the prestigious honor of being an NEW BLACKOUT CHAMPION spilled countless buckets of blood, sweat, and tears to earn!
LA Johnny Stylez: AHEEM!
Al Envy: What? I am kinda on a roll here…?
LA Johnny Stylez: Well technically…There is only one REAL BLAKOUT CHAMPION in New Edge Wrestling…And it aint Ryan Pugh or Adrien Specter!
AL Envy: Thank You Johnny for that perfect segway into the point we came out here to make! Because the main function of our little faction here other than to rid pro wrestling especially NEW from the cancerous ideals, traditions, and philosophies that govern most modern day wrestling promotions, but we also came to set the record straight once and for all, which is exactly why I stripped Shane Sparxx of the Youngblood Title…Which I shouldn’t even be putting it that way because stripping him insinuates he was the CHAMPION, which let me make an official ruling on that right here and right now…HE AINT! And even though he is presently the NEW X-KoRE CHAMPION that is also a fact that is temporary as I am announcing right here and right now that at REBIRTH it will be The Show Stealer giving New Edge Wrestling an X-KoRE CHAMPION IT CAN BE PROUD OF, as I face Shane Sparxx one on one with the title on the line!
Fans for the first time tonight POP very loudly…Johnny then leans over and whispers something in Al’s ear that causes his eye brows to raise as if he was shocked.
Al Envy: Ohh CRAP YOU’RE RIGHT JOHNNY I ALMOST FORGOT! Speaking of setting the record straight…We have one more order of business to take care of right here and right now… MOLLY MAYHEM YOU GET YOURSELF AND THEM ROCKHARD BREAST IMPLANTS DOWN HERE AT ONCE!!! AND JUST KNOW THE LONGER YOU MAKE US WAIT THE WORSE IT’S GOING TO BE!
Envy begins to pace back and fourth as they anxiously await the arrival of Molly Mayhem who Al Envy just called down to the ring.
Jill Matthews: What in the hell do they want with Molly Mayhem?
Vince Walters: What does anyone want with Molly Mayhem?
Jill Matthews: You mean other than cheap handjobs?
Vince Walters: You mean there’s something else?
Jill Matthews: I don’t know that’s why I asked ya friggin douche canoe!
Vince Walters: Ohh well wherever she is she had better not keep the SHOW STEALING OWNER OF OUR COMPANY WAITING!
Jill Matthews: Wait…? Where the hell did Johnny go?
Vince Walters: LOOK THERE SHE IS FINALLY!!!!
Suddenly Molly’s music blares over the PA system as the fans stand and almost stand in silence as they don’t know if they are supposed to boo or cheer. Looking at the look on her face you can feel it in the air that she is scared shitless for a lack of a better term as she slowly makes her way down to the ring.
AL Envy: Let’s go sugar tits we don’t have all got damn day! And you know what? As a matter of fact Molly you don’t deserve the money it costs us to be able to play your music live on our streaming service…SO YOU ASSHAIRS IN THE TRUCK KILL THE MUSIC RIGHT NOW!!!
Molly’s music hits and it is so silent in the arena you can hear a pin drop, or the white kid’s dad sleeping and snoring in the nosebleed section. Molly finally makes her way down to the ring as Envy just looks her up and down with a look of sheer and utter disgust and hatred.
Al Envy: Well if it isn’t the woman, who’s biggest claim of fame was almost single handily destroying the prestiege of the NEW World Heavyweight Championship! The fact that you are the first woman to hold that title is probably the biggest humiliation this company has ever had to suffer! But it’s honor was swiftly restored as your title reign ended almost as quickly as it began…And ever since then I am struggling to understand why you were ever even brought back in the first place! Because I have gone on record several times in saying I don’t believe you are worthy of a roster spot among the elite of this industry all because of the crimes you committed against this promotion and the legacy that a handful of us spilled buckets of blood in establishing! And this run Molly you have done nothing to prove me wrong, as you have made your way down to an NEW ring almost three times now only to get humiliated each time! And when you get humiliated that means we get humiliated because well Jesse can strike it from the record books all he wants, but you won that title and unfortunately that is something none of us can ever take from you! But what I can take away from you is the stage which you perform on! Because Molly Mayhem Johnny and I had a serious talk and we reached the same conclusion that your services in New Edge Wrestling
!!!!ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED!!!!
IN OTHER WORDS IT’S BACK TO HOOTERS OR THE STREET CORNER FOR YOU HOOKER!!!
Molly falls on her knees begging and pleading with Al Envy to change his mind, she says she will prove herself here tonight. Envy doesn’t even look her in the eye as she continuously and pathetically begs to keep her job. Just then we see The DoN of Di$Re$PeCT roll out from under the ring and in his hand is a large black shovel that has been painted all black save the spade has been sprey painted white. The word DEFIANCE is written in old English down the handle. Molly doesn’t even see him as he slowly slides in the ring…The crowd begins to stir as Al’s eyes connect with his. Envy then jerks his hand out of Molly’s hands as she was begging for mercy. He picks her up and puts both of his hands on her shoulders, as if he was holding her in place as he looks her iin the eyes and says…
Al Envy: You really want to keep your job Molly?
Molly Mayhem: PLEASE AL…
Al Envy: EXCUSE ME? I AM THE CO OWNER OF THIS GOT DAMN COMPANY YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME GOT DAMN RESPECT IF YOU WANT TO WORK HERE!
Molly Mayhem: SORRY…Mr. ENVY! PLEASE THIS IS MY HOME AS MUCH AS IT IS YOURS, OR ROGER WRIGHT’S RYAN PUGH’S OR JOHNNY STYLEZ! PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME! I PROMISE ILL SHOW YOU AND ALL THESE FANS HERE TONIGHT THAT I DESERVE A SPOT TO COMPETE HERE!
The fans pop as Envy rolls his eyes, and then an evil smirk crosses his face as we see Johnny with the shovel behind his head as if he was Mark McGuire ready to hit a steroid jumped ball into the stands…Envy then looks at Molly in a way that she knows without him saying anything, as the roar of the crowd only serves to confirm her worst fear was fixing to come true…So Molly then closes her eyes as if she accepts her fate as two fat tears slowly drip down her cheek. Envy wipes them away pretending to care as he leans in and says…
Al Envy: So you want another chance do ya?
Molly Mayhem: PLEASE MR. ENVY I BEG YOU PLEASSSSEEE!!!
Al Envy: Well Molly, I don’t know…I guess it’s cool with me, but you are going to have to ask him!
And as soon as Molly hears Al say the word him, she knows for sure just who is behind her and what exactly is about to happen to her. So she looks at Envy and wipes the tears from her eyes and nods, as she turns around and right when she does
!!!!!!S.M.A.C.K.!!!!!!
LA JOHNNY STYLEZ SWINGS THE BUSINESS END OF THAT SNOW SHOVEL RIGHT INTO HER F’N FACE!
AND she drops quicker than Aurora Deadwood at a dick sucking contest! Only when her knees buckle and she collapses onto the ground she falls flat on her back, which as irony would have it, is where she made most of her impact here in New Edge. Johnny then stands over her and raises the shovel over his head once more as the fans are about ready to riot as this scene in this day and age isn’t tolerated. But Johnny winks at the crowd and blows them a kiss as Al gets down and puts the mic right up to Molly’s ear and screams…
Al Envy: I would apologise Molly, but I’m really not sorry because the only thing I am sorry for is that this should have been done a long ass time ago! So thanks for absolutely nothing sugar tits, guess we will see you on the other side…IN other words MOLLY
!!!!!YOU’RE F’N FIRED!!!!!
…AND KNOW THAT NEW SINCERELY WISHES YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDAVORS!
Mr. Stylez if you will!
Johnny then with every bit of strength he has in him slams that shovel into Molly Mayhem’s face and then lifts it and does it again and again…Johnny must have accomplished what he wanted because he stopped bent over and picked up Molly’s two front teeth that he had just knocked out. Envy and Johnny then decide to make their exit from the ring as they do Johnny walks up the ramp and hands the teeth to some fan wearing a cRu t-shirt, as they stop on the entrance ramp and pose as we go to commercial.
Jill Matthews: Fans, on behalf of the good half of New Edge Wrestling we apologise for what you just had to watch! Those are two very sick individuals! ASSHOLES!
Vince Walters: Yeah…I….I got nothing!
Jill Matthews: Ahhh, so there is a first time for everything!