Post by pugh10 on Sept 14, 2019 22:56:36 GMT -6
Backdoor: What the fuck are we doing out here? I'm cold and wet and tired and this is a whole bunch of bullshit Pugh!
Pugh: Would you please just shut the fuck up for one fucking second?
Backdoor: I have given you about all the damn seconds I am going to give you....now would you please explain to me why the sun isn't even up yet and here we are in the middle of the damn woods freezing our nuts off? You know some of us don't have all that extra warmth that you do big boy.
Pugh: Fat jokes? That's what your going with right now Bobby? You know I have a gun in my hands right now huh? Unlike your fruity booty ass, not only do I know how to use this thing but I have been waiting for an excuse....so go ahead big mouth....give me one.
Backdoor: I'm just saying Pugh.....I mean why do I have to be here right now?
Pugh: Its called bonding Bobby, I'm sure the last time you spent time in the woods was with your boy scout troop and all you did the whole time was use each others ass for hand warmers but for some of us this is how we clear and center our minds.
Backdoor: I was never in boy scouts Pugh
Pugh: Really?
Backdoor: Yeah, we had eagle scouts...toats different
Pugh: How many dicks did you suck in eagle scouts?
Backdoor: None but I did give my first handy J to a boy a few years older then me....
Pugh: Can we please skip all the details you were about to give me? Besides, if you keep clucking your damn cake hole then we aint never gonna find nothing to shoot.
It was about three in the morning and Bobby was damn sure right about one thing, it was cold as a witches tit in the middle of December in a brass bra out here. For me it had been way too long since the last time I had been able to get up in a tree and unleash that killer instinct and there was no better place then the great outdoors of Canada to do so. It had become a little of a tradition for me since the very first time NEW decided to do Cold Front. We go to an ungodly cold area in the middle of the summer and put on a few shows so we can be different then every other promotion out there. So being a good ole southern boy born and bread it just made since to me to get a little hunting in every time we did so. Honestly it was either that or go ice fishing and I would rather go watch some nascar then go ice fishing...so here we are.
I would normally go on this excursions alone to get my mind right but a good hunting trip is a great way to build on a partnership and a bond and the timing just seemed to perfect to not bring Bobby with me. I know what your thinking and to be completely honest with you, yes this has been a lot like taking a nagging wife or girlfriend into the woods for the weekend, but someone has got to butch up this little fairy and if not me then who? But if he doesn't shut up I swear I am going to shoot him right in the dick and pretend it was an accident.
Backdoor: How long do we have to wait up here for a stupid deer to walk by?
Pugh: Who said anything about deer?
Backdoor: Wait....what the fuck are we up here hunting?
Pugh: This particular area has a very high grizzly population so I'm looking to bag one of those big sum bitches.
Backdoor: A fucking bear? Are you crazy? What if you miss? That thing is going to kill the fuck out of us and I am way too young and way too good looking to die in the middle of the damn woods cause I was up here fucking with bears.
Pugh: Well you can always climb down and head back to the truck if you remember where its parked. Oh and make sure you watch out cause if you walk up on one of these big bastards they will maul the fuck out of you.
Backdoor: This is bullshit
Pugh: Do me a favor Bobby...
Backdoor: And what's that Pugh?
Pugh: Clean all that sand out of your flapping fuck hole and find your nuts for the first time in your life that didn't have shit to do with man on man action and man the fuck up boy!
Backdoor: Why do you have to talk to me like that Pugh?
That was a fair question and honestly I didn't have an answer that was going to make him feel any better. I was raised without a father in the deep south during a time that didn't look to kindly on a man who didn't act like a man. The honest truth of it all is that quite frankly I'm a man lost in time. I have no idea what to do with all this gender neutral, shared bathrooms, me too movement hippie liberal crap and at this point in my life its too late to change now. For better or worse I am who I am and I don't see much room for growth. Don't get me wrong, if a man wants to taste on another mans naughty stick on his own time, That's their business, but that don't mean I gotta be happy about it and wave a damn flag around to support them.
Pugh: Honestly dude, I don't really know, its just words, I don't mean no harm.
Backdoor: I know you don't MEAN harm but you need to understand that words do hurt....especially when they come from people who are supposed to be your friend.
Pugh: I get that but its just locker room talk....you aint never been apart of a locker room?
Backdoor: No Pugh, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the type of guy they let in the locker room or want to be on the team. In fact I'm more of the kind of guy that the entire locker room holds down and duct tapes his butt cheeks together so they can all go have a big laugh about it.
Pugh: They duct taped your cheeks? You are super hairy dude..that shit had to hurt like a sum bitch
Backdoor: Yeah it did
Pugh: See this shit right here is why we need to be doing what we are doing right now
Backdoor: Hunting for a damn bear at the ass crack of dawn in this frozen hell hole?
Pugh: No Bobby, I'm talking about the message that we are trying to spread, you know the whole inclusion not exclusion stuff? I mean look at the two of us, we could not be more different from more different backgrounds and ways of life, yet here we are, united and strong as a mother fucker.
Backdoor: I don't know how strong we really are Pugh. Incase you haven't been paying attention, Jimmy is way too distracted with his family to be helping us out much and no one has heard from Joka since that big blow up backstage after Ignite. Right now its pretty much just me and you and I don't know how strong that is against an army bro.
He's not wrong and its not like either of us are exactly at our physical peeks or anything. Still though, a war has already been started and its not like we can run away from it now. All we can do is stand and fight and give it all we have.
Pugh: Look Bobby, I know its not exactly ideal but at least we have each other, you would be amazed at what two talented and motivated people can accomplish if they put their minds to it. I accomplished more as part of Tat N Fat then I ever did with the Lords of Chaos, Sons of Chaos, The Business or the cRu put together. Yeah it might just be the two of us and we will never win a numbers game this way but that don't mean that we cant take the fight to each and every last damn one of them as long as we can trust each other to have one another's backs.
Backdoor: Look Pugh, I trust you, I really do, but Johnny is building an army and if you think for even one minute that he is going to play by any kind of rules or fair play then maybe you took one too many shots to the head.
Pugh: Well I have taken way too many shots to the dome in my time but don't get it twisted Bobby boy, I know what we are getting ourselves into and don't think for even a second I don't have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Backdoor: Like what?
Pugh: You let me worry about that, all I need to know is that you are in this for the long haul. If not, you need to let me know now before its too late to pull back.
Backdoor: Fuck that shit, I'm not only in big fella....I'm all in baby! So where do we start?
Pugh: The first step comes this week at Ignite, we will get our chances at more focused shots down the road, but this week is the perfect chance to put a few wrenches in the machine. Johnny, Blair and Tommy are all in this match so I will have a shot at fucking at least one of them over in their search for power and gold. Even if I cant outlast everyone, if I can make sure I outlast them then That's just as good as a win.
Backdoor: Its not exactly like you have great cardio right now, hell lets be honest, you have never exactly had great cardio, but especially now. How the hell are you going to go into a rumble and survive?
Pugh: Easy, do you know how hard it is to get someone of my size up and over the top rope? I could just go lay in the corner and hug the bottom rope for an hour if I need to. Point is I need to be smart and pick my spots and not just run in there and try and kill everyone cause That's when the whole damn ring gangs up on you and then your done.
Backdoor: Have you ever won a match like this before?
Pugh: A few times but lord knows I have lost many more of these then I have won. There is a giant deal of luck that plays into these matches. What number you draw, who is still in the ring when you get out there, who is already gone from the match and who is still to come out. Its a total fucking crap shot most of the time, but if I can fuck around and get one of those numbers near the end or luck up and find someone I can work with for a little while to help get some of the bigger threats out of the ring then I might be able to pull it off.
Backdoor: Is there anyone in there you think we might be able to work with?
Pugh: I feel like if its against Johnny and his band of merry ass holes then just about anyone would be willing to work with me but other then that I doubt it very seriously. Truth is I have made a shit ton of enemies in my time in this business and as thrilled as the fans were to see me walk back through that curtain, I feel like most of that locker room wasn't so happy to see me around. Plus when you have accomplished all the things I have in this business you are always a target.
Backdoor: What do you mean?
Pugh: At this point I am the ultimate feather in the cap of both new and established people in that locker room. Who wouldn't want to be known as the person who retired the one and only Ryan Pugh once and for all? I could easily be the launching of any of this new comers careers or simply a crowning achievement for some one who has already had a great career. Every time I step into that ring could easily be the last time I do so and everyone that stands on the other side of that ring wants it to be because of them.
Backdoor: I don't want to sound like a bitch or anything, but I can feel my toes anymore dude
Pugh: Maybe your right, I did promise that we would take Britches to get him a big plate of bacon when he woke up anyway and he should be up at any minute now.
Backdoor: So we can make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?
Pugh: Yeah might as well, all this talking we are doing is more then likely going to lead to nothing to shoot at anyway, so I guess we can just split.
Backdoor: I would give you a kiss but I cant really feel my lips anymore either
Pugh: Lucky me...
Roger and Shane probably wouldn't be too happy to have me snag a shot at either of their belts. I have had some huge epic battles with both of them and too be honest they are probably hoping to avoid another war. Little sis is a whole different story all together and while we have never actually went one on one before we have battled and that was not exactly fun times for me. At the end of the day we share the same blood and sometimes its hard to look past that and put everything you have into the task at hand.
A shot at one of the belts would be awesome but the ultimate goal here is to get my hands on that no good cock bag and his stooges and make sure they don't get shots at anymore gold. Winning is great but doing it at the expense of those fucking ass holes would be even better.
One step at a time....just focus and we can make this happen....its almost time to show them all and when I do.....it will change everything. One step at a time........
Pugh: Would you please just shut the fuck up for one fucking second?
Backdoor: I have given you about all the damn seconds I am going to give you....now would you please explain to me why the sun isn't even up yet and here we are in the middle of the damn woods freezing our nuts off? You know some of us don't have all that extra warmth that you do big boy.
Pugh: Fat jokes? That's what your going with right now Bobby? You know I have a gun in my hands right now huh? Unlike your fruity booty ass, not only do I know how to use this thing but I have been waiting for an excuse....so go ahead big mouth....give me one.
Backdoor: I'm just saying Pugh.....I mean why do I have to be here right now?
Pugh: Its called bonding Bobby, I'm sure the last time you spent time in the woods was with your boy scout troop and all you did the whole time was use each others ass for hand warmers but for some of us this is how we clear and center our minds.
Backdoor: I was never in boy scouts Pugh
Pugh: Really?
Backdoor: Yeah, we had eagle scouts...toats different
Pugh: How many dicks did you suck in eagle scouts?
Backdoor: None but I did give my first handy J to a boy a few years older then me....
Pugh: Can we please skip all the details you were about to give me? Besides, if you keep clucking your damn cake hole then we aint never gonna find nothing to shoot.
It was about three in the morning and Bobby was damn sure right about one thing, it was cold as a witches tit in the middle of December in a brass bra out here. For me it had been way too long since the last time I had been able to get up in a tree and unleash that killer instinct and there was no better place then the great outdoors of Canada to do so. It had become a little of a tradition for me since the very first time NEW decided to do Cold Front. We go to an ungodly cold area in the middle of the summer and put on a few shows so we can be different then every other promotion out there. So being a good ole southern boy born and bread it just made since to me to get a little hunting in every time we did so. Honestly it was either that or go ice fishing and I would rather go watch some nascar then go ice fishing...so here we are.
I would normally go on this excursions alone to get my mind right but a good hunting trip is a great way to build on a partnership and a bond and the timing just seemed to perfect to not bring Bobby with me. I know what your thinking and to be completely honest with you, yes this has been a lot like taking a nagging wife or girlfriend into the woods for the weekend, but someone has got to butch up this little fairy and if not me then who? But if he doesn't shut up I swear I am going to shoot him right in the dick and pretend it was an accident.
Backdoor: How long do we have to wait up here for a stupid deer to walk by?
Pugh: Who said anything about deer?
Backdoor: Wait....what the fuck are we up here hunting?
Pugh: This particular area has a very high grizzly population so I'm looking to bag one of those big sum bitches.
Backdoor: A fucking bear? Are you crazy? What if you miss? That thing is going to kill the fuck out of us and I am way too young and way too good looking to die in the middle of the damn woods cause I was up here fucking with bears.
Pugh: Well you can always climb down and head back to the truck if you remember where its parked. Oh and make sure you watch out cause if you walk up on one of these big bastards they will maul the fuck out of you.
Backdoor: This is bullshit
Pugh: Do me a favor Bobby...
Backdoor: And what's that Pugh?
Pugh: Clean all that sand out of your flapping fuck hole and find your nuts for the first time in your life that didn't have shit to do with man on man action and man the fuck up boy!
Backdoor: Why do you have to talk to me like that Pugh?
That was a fair question and honestly I didn't have an answer that was going to make him feel any better. I was raised without a father in the deep south during a time that didn't look to kindly on a man who didn't act like a man. The honest truth of it all is that quite frankly I'm a man lost in time. I have no idea what to do with all this gender neutral, shared bathrooms, me too movement hippie liberal crap and at this point in my life its too late to change now. For better or worse I am who I am and I don't see much room for growth. Don't get me wrong, if a man wants to taste on another mans naughty stick on his own time, That's their business, but that don't mean I gotta be happy about it and wave a damn flag around to support them.
Pugh: Honestly dude, I don't really know, its just words, I don't mean no harm.
Backdoor: I know you don't MEAN harm but you need to understand that words do hurt....especially when they come from people who are supposed to be your friend.
Pugh: I get that but its just locker room talk....you aint never been apart of a locker room?
Backdoor: No Pugh, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the type of guy they let in the locker room or want to be on the team. In fact I'm more of the kind of guy that the entire locker room holds down and duct tapes his butt cheeks together so they can all go have a big laugh about it.
Pugh: They duct taped your cheeks? You are super hairy dude..that shit had to hurt like a sum bitch
Backdoor: Yeah it did
Pugh: See this shit right here is why we need to be doing what we are doing right now
Backdoor: Hunting for a damn bear at the ass crack of dawn in this frozen hell hole?
Pugh: No Bobby, I'm talking about the message that we are trying to spread, you know the whole inclusion not exclusion stuff? I mean look at the two of us, we could not be more different from more different backgrounds and ways of life, yet here we are, united and strong as a mother fucker.
Backdoor: I don't know how strong we really are Pugh. Incase you haven't been paying attention, Jimmy is way too distracted with his family to be helping us out much and no one has heard from Joka since that big blow up backstage after Ignite. Right now its pretty much just me and you and I don't know how strong that is against an army bro.
He's not wrong and its not like either of us are exactly at our physical peeks or anything. Still though, a war has already been started and its not like we can run away from it now. All we can do is stand and fight and give it all we have.
Pugh: Look Bobby, I know its not exactly ideal but at least we have each other, you would be amazed at what two talented and motivated people can accomplish if they put their minds to it. I accomplished more as part of Tat N Fat then I ever did with the Lords of Chaos, Sons of Chaos, The Business or the cRu put together. Yeah it might just be the two of us and we will never win a numbers game this way but that don't mean that we cant take the fight to each and every last damn one of them as long as we can trust each other to have one another's backs.
Backdoor: Look Pugh, I trust you, I really do, but Johnny is building an army and if you think for even one minute that he is going to play by any kind of rules or fair play then maybe you took one too many shots to the head.
Pugh: Well I have taken way too many shots to the dome in my time but don't get it twisted Bobby boy, I know what we are getting ourselves into and don't think for even a second I don't have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Backdoor: Like what?
Pugh: You let me worry about that, all I need to know is that you are in this for the long haul. If not, you need to let me know now before its too late to pull back.
Backdoor: Fuck that shit, I'm not only in big fella....I'm all in baby! So where do we start?
Pugh: The first step comes this week at Ignite, we will get our chances at more focused shots down the road, but this week is the perfect chance to put a few wrenches in the machine. Johnny, Blair and Tommy are all in this match so I will have a shot at fucking at least one of them over in their search for power and gold. Even if I cant outlast everyone, if I can make sure I outlast them then That's just as good as a win.
Backdoor: Its not exactly like you have great cardio right now, hell lets be honest, you have never exactly had great cardio, but especially now. How the hell are you going to go into a rumble and survive?
Pugh: Easy, do you know how hard it is to get someone of my size up and over the top rope? I could just go lay in the corner and hug the bottom rope for an hour if I need to. Point is I need to be smart and pick my spots and not just run in there and try and kill everyone cause That's when the whole damn ring gangs up on you and then your done.
Backdoor: Have you ever won a match like this before?
Pugh: A few times but lord knows I have lost many more of these then I have won. There is a giant deal of luck that plays into these matches. What number you draw, who is still in the ring when you get out there, who is already gone from the match and who is still to come out. Its a total fucking crap shot most of the time, but if I can fuck around and get one of those numbers near the end or luck up and find someone I can work with for a little while to help get some of the bigger threats out of the ring then I might be able to pull it off.
Backdoor: Is there anyone in there you think we might be able to work with?
Pugh: I feel like if its against Johnny and his band of merry ass holes then just about anyone would be willing to work with me but other then that I doubt it very seriously. Truth is I have made a shit ton of enemies in my time in this business and as thrilled as the fans were to see me walk back through that curtain, I feel like most of that locker room wasn't so happy to see me around. Plus when you have accomplished all the things I have in this business you are always a target.
Backdoor: What do you mean?
Pugh: At this point I am the ultimate feather in the cap of both new and established people in that locker room. Who wouldn't want to be known as the person who retired the one and only Ryan Pugh once and for all? I could easily be the launching of any of this new comers careers or simply a crowning achievement for some one who has already had a great career. Every time I step into that ring could easily be the last time I do so and everyone that stands on the other side of that ring wants it to be because of them.
Backdoor: I don't want to sound like a bitch or anything, but I can feel my toes anymore dude
Pugh: Maybe your right, I did promise that we would take Britches to get him a big plate of bacon when he woke up anyway and he should be up at any minute now.
Backdoor: So we can make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?
Pugh: Yeah might as well, all this talking we are doing is more then likely going to lead to nothing to shoot at anyway, so I guess we can just split.
Backdoor: I would give you a kiss but I cant really feel my lips anymore either
Pugh: Lucky me...
Roger and Shane probably wouldn't be too happy to have me snag a shot at either of their belts. I have had some huge epic battles with both of them and too be honest they are probably hoping to avoid another war. Little sis is a whole different story all together and while we have never actually went one on one before we have battled and that was not exactly fun times for me. At the end of the day we share the same blood and sometimes its hard to look past that and put everything you have into the task at hand.
A shot at one of the belts would be awesome but the ultimate goal here is to get my hands on that no good cock bag and his stooges and make sure they don't get shots at anymore gold. Winning is great but doing it at the expense of those fucking ass holes would be even better.
One step at a time....just focus and we can make this happen....its almost time to show them all and when I do.....it will change everything. One step at a time........