Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 16:11:17 GMT -6
After a glorious match with John Dample, Kief rushes back to the control room to check they caught everything that happen.
"Did you see that triple spin double flip flop I did from the top rope! What about when I did that sweet triple Mouth Full of Kief on them? Or when after the match that hot sexy lady rush the ring and dry humped me! I got me a chubby there, did anyone else?
Kief asked already knowing the answer, cause these guys are professionals of course they got it. They caught all the action and more!
"Well," Begins the head tech guy. "There was slight problem."
"Problem? Too much action? So you missed some stuff?"
"No more like we missed the whole thing."
WHAT!!!!
"WHAT!!!!" Kief exclaimed in total shock.
"It wasn't our fault, Hunter Valentyne came in and destroyed it all."
"That prick! He had no right! Sure we exchanged words with each other but to stoop that low! I bet Jesse is steaming!"
"Jesse didn't care."
"Of course not that penis headed prick."
"We tried to stop him, but his breathe was just so bad, we couldn't get near him."
It is true, Hunter does have shit breath. It's a known fact.
"That grade A jackass, he must have a reason to do this, to pissed me off like this. What is his plan?"
"Well he did mention something about round two of the Terror Dome matches."
"Hmm interesting, let me check on something."
Kief opens up his thingy on his forearm, the nanobio tech from the future. With it he hacks into the NEW data base, he found some nudes that Jesse sent to Scarlett, he resent them to some homosexual sites. He found some nudes of Scarlett as well, he sent them to his own account. Then he finally saw it, a rough draft of potential round two matches. Hunter Vs Kief was circle.
"Ah!!! Somehow he got this information as well. He wanted to get the first strike in. Catch me off guard. Sneaky Sneaky you freaky."
Now though Kief knows your evil plot! And there is nothing you can do to get Kief off his game! Well almost nothing. He does have weaknesses, but I won't reveal them! So Hunter beware off the KIEF!!!!
Days later Kief is out doing promotional work for NEW, he was in a classroom of 1st grader he was here for story time. He was dress up in a suit looking all sorts of dapper. The teacher came out of the room to get him, and she was hot, not like the old lumpy teachers he had. NEW cameras were inside setting up to film this. When they gave the all is set signal...
"We are ready for you now," She said in a sex kitten like voice, even her voice is hot, Kief got a 3/4 chub by it. She looks like the kind of woman that can make you spurt all over just by touching your peener with her pinky. "please follow me." Kief of course checked out her sweet ass, it was sweet alright, and tight looking. Her ass was so tight if you took her up the mine shaft your peener might turn to diamond. The Man with the Diamond Penis, sounds likes a James Bond movie. Or a good porn.
Kief enter the classroom he took a look at the small kids smile and waves at them. He took a seat.
"Hello small ones, I'm L.A. Kief and I'm a professional wrestler. I'm here to read a story to you all a story called: The Hunter and the Whale."
The kids clap their hands and cheer.
"This is a love story and a sad story as well. There once was a lonely fellow whose job was a Whale Hunter, and he was lonely, he spent over half his life at sea hunting down whales to bring to market for their blubber and meat. Now some people vilified the Hunter cause his job to them they see as evil, while some praise him for he brings life saving blubber and meat to starving villagers. Either way you cut it though he was alone, so one night he decided to go on to a chat room for Sea Lovers. After days passes into weeks talking to people, he didn't find the right one, he was about to give up and resign to a life of loneliness.
On the last day though he received a message from Princess of the Sea. It was a sign, for you see his name was Prince of the Sea." The kids let out an ahhh. " They talked for hours upon hours, each day he was away from her out on the high sea hunting, his heart aches. Then one day, the talking slowed down, you see they said all they could say to each other over chat, it is now time to meet face to face. They were both scared. All the years of hunting, left the Whale Hunter all worn out, his skin was like leather, he has battle scars all over his body from the fights with the whales. And she was scared as well for she wasn't slim she was quite large she teases saying she was a large as a whale.
The Hunter told her it didn't matter to him how she looks, he is in love with her, he needs to see her, to embrace her to be with her. After several weeks of him saying these things, she finally agree to meet, somewhere safe where they both feel most at ease. The sea.
They set a place and time to meet, their first date. He was anxious for the meeting he almost backed out but this was his chance for love, he got himself a new suit and bought some flowers and candy he set out on his boat for the rendezvous. He got there early and waited...and waited...and wait. The time to meet had come and gone and she wasn't there, His heart was broken.
Life was over for him, his one true love rejected him. He hauled up his anchor started his way to the main cabin to start the engine to leave, but the boat started rocking, the water begin to bubble something was coming up from the sea! It was a WHALE!!!!
The largest Whale he ever seen, and the beautifulest. The Whale has a nice pink bow on top of her head and her eyes were adore with green of sea weed, she has a clam bikini on, to cover her whale boobies. He was taken aback by her total beauty. He was in love with a whale. And he didn't care.
He poured his heart out to her, telling her he didn't care if she was a whale, he loved her, she was the one thing he was missing in his life. She smiled and told him, that he too was everything to him, that she wanted him as well. The hunter torn off his suit exposing himself to the world and his one true love, the whale shimmy out of her clam bikini as well and they both were naked looking at each other." The hot teacher got up probably to remind Kief that these are little kids, Kief brush her away.
"It was time for them to become one, to intermingle their essences. To bang like rabbits. The hunter lays down to received his love, the whale back up and swims forward and jumps. And she killed him, squished him like bug, destroyed his boat as well. The whale cries and swims off into the sunset.
The moral of this story is don't fuck whales! And Hunter I am the whale!!"
Kief gets up and rushed the cameras, knocking over kids. "You hear me Hunter I am the whale, and you don't fuck with me or I will squish you like a bug! I will climb to the top rope and fly off of it and squish you! WOOOOOO!!!! You don't fuck with a whale like me! WOOOOOO!!!!"
The END!!
"Did you see that triple spin double flip flop I did from the top rope! What about when I did that sweet triple Mouth Full of Kief on them? Or when after the match that hot sexy lady rush the ring and dry humped me! I got me a chubby there, did anyone else?
Kief asked already knowing the answer, cause these guys are professionals of course they got it. They caught all the action and more!
"Well," Begins the head tech guy. "There was slight problem."
"Problem? Too much action? So you missed some stuff?"
"No more like we missed the whole thing."
WHAT!!!!
"WHAT!!!!" Kief exclaimed in total shock.
"It wasn't our fault, Hunter Valentyne came in and destroyed it all."
"That prick! He had no right! Sure we exchanged words with each other but to stoop that low! I bet Jesse is steaming!"
"Jesse didn't care."
"Of course not that penis headed prick."
"We tried to stop him, but his breathe was just so bad, we couldn't get near him."
It is true, Hunter does have shit breath. It's a known fact.
"That grade A jackass, he must have a reason to do this, to pissed me off like this. What is his plan?"
"Well he did mention something about round two of the Terror Dome matches."
"Hmm interesting, let me check on something."
Kief opens up his thingy on his forearm, the nanobio tech from the future. With it he hacks into the NEW data base, he found some nudes that Jesse sent to Scarlett, he resent them to some homosexual sites. He found some nudes of Scarlett as well, he sent them to his own account. Then he finally saw it, a rough draft of potential round two matches. Hunter Vs Kief was circle.
"Ah!!! Somehow he got this information as well. He wanted to get the first strike in. Catch me off guard. Sneaky Sneaky you freaky."
Now though Kief knows your evil plot! And there is nothing you can do to get Kief off his game! Well almost nothing. He does have weaknesses, but I won't reveal them! So Hunter beware off the KIEF!!!!
Days later Kief is out doing promotional work for NEW, he was in a classroom of 1st grader he was here for story time. He was dress up in a suit looking all sorts of dapper. The teacher came out of the room to get him, and she was hot, not like the old lumpy teachers he had. NEW cameras were inside setting up to film this. When they gave the all is set signal...
"We are ready for you now," She said in a sex kitten like voice, even her voice is hot, Kief got a 3/4 chub by it. She looks like the kind of woman that can make you spurt all over just by touching your peener with her pinky. "please follow me." Kief of course checked out her sweet ass, it was sweet alright, and tight looking. Her ass was so tight if you took her up the mine shaft your peener might turn to diamond. The Man with the Diamond Penis, sounds likes a James Bond movie. Or a good porn.
Kief enter the classroom he took a look at the small kids smile and waves at them. He took a seat.
"Hello small ones, I'm L.A. Kief and I'm a professional wrestler. I'm here to read a story to you all a story called: The Hunter and the Whale."
The kids clap their hands and cheer.
"This is a love story and a sad story as well. There once was a lonely fellow whose job was a Whale Hunter, and he was lonely, he spent over half his life at sea hunting down whales to bring to market for their blubber and meat. Now some people vilified the Hunter cause his job to them they see as evil, while some praise him for he brings life saving blubber and meat to starving villagers. Either way you cut it though he was alone, so one night he decided to go on to a chat room for Sea Lovers. After days passes into weeks talking to people, he didn't find the right one, he was about to give up and resign to a life of loneliness.
On the last day though he received a message from Princess of the Sea. It was a sign, for you see his name was Prince of the Sea." The kids let out an ahhh. " They talked for hours upon hours, each day he was away from her out on the high sea hunting, his heart aches. Then one day, the talking slowed down, you see they said all they could say to each other over chat, it is now time to meet face to face. They were both scared. All the years of hunting, left the Whale Hunter all worn out, his skin was like leather, he has battle scars all over his body from the fights with the whales. And she was scared as well for she wasn't slim she was quite large she teases saying she was a large as a whale.
The Hunter told her it didn't matter to him how she looks, he is in love with her, he needs to see her, to embrace her to be with her. After several weeks of him saying these things, she finally agree to meet, somewhere safe where they both feel most at ease. The sea.
They set a place and time to meet, their first date. He was anxious for the meeting he almost backed out but this was his chance for love, he got himself a new suit and bought some flowers and candy he set out on his boat for the rendezvous. He got there early and waited...and waited...and wait. The time to meet had come and gone and she wasn't there, His heart was broken.
Life was over for him, his one true love rejected him. He hauled up his anchor started his way to the main cabin to start the engine to leave, but the boat started rocking, the water begin to bubble something was coming up from the sea! It was a WHALE!!!!
The largest Whale he ever seen, and the beautifulest. The Whale has a nice pink bow on top of her head and her eyes were adore with green of sea weed, she has a clam bikini on, to cover her whale boobies. He was taken aback by her total beauty. He was in love with a whale. And he didn't care.
He poured his heart out to her, telling her he didn't care if she was a whale, he loved her, she was the one thing he was missing in his life. She smiled and told him, that he too was everything to him, that she wanted him as well. The hunter torn off his suit exposing himself to the world and his one true love, the whale shimmy out of her clam bikini as well and they both were naked looking at each other." The hot teacher got up probably to remind Kief that these are little kids, Kief brush her away.
"It was time for them to become one, to intermingle their essences. To bang like rabbits. The hunter lays down to received his love, the whale back up and swims forward and jumps. And she killed him, squished him like bug, destroyed his boat as well. The whale cries and swims off into the sunset.
The moral of this story is don't fuck whales! And Hunter I am the whale!!"
Kief gets up and rushed the cameras, knocking over kids. "You hear me Hunter I am the whale, and you don't fuck with me or I will squish you like a bug! I will climb to the top rope and fly off of it and squish you! WOOOOOO!!!! You don't fuck with a whale like me! WOOOOOO!!!!"
The END!!