N.E.W IGNITE (HISTORY IN THE MAKING) RESULTS!
Nov 26, 2023 14:06:53 GMT -6
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We then go inside the sold out EDGE ARENA live from Chicago Illinois where NEW EDGE WRESTLING IS NOW BACK ON THE AIR! This edition of IGNITE is live on fite.tv plus streaming delayed later on the New Edge Website. Meanwhile again a sold out crowd of 12 thousand people have shown up at the home arena for New Edge. The camera’s zoom around the arena catching the excitement and then…
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!
HAIL TO THE ONE!!!!!!
KNEEL TO THE CROWN!!!!
"Hail To The King '' By Avenged Sevenfold continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans with Styles on one pant leg and Jesse written on the other in blue lettering, his white wife beater, black boots, and a big smile across his face. He slaps hands with some fans before slowly making his way to the ring steps. Jesse then walks up the steps and climbs through the middle ropes and officially inside the ring. Now inside the ring he walks right to the middle of it pulling a mic out of his leather jacket pocket and just kind of waits.
STYLES!!!!!
STYLES!!!!!!
STYLES!!!!!!
Jesse tries to put the mic near his mouth and speak but his hometown of Chicago is switching from Styles chants to N.E.W chants and very loud at that. Jesse smiles and even nods his head before once again putting the mic near his mouth.
Jesse Styles: CHICAGOOOOOOO DAMN IT”S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!!!
The crowd pops loud like holy shit type of loud and breaks out into N.E.W chants/ Styles chants yet again. Jesse walks around the ring a little before once again returning to the center of it and putting the mic back near his mouth.
Jesse Styles: Four years……Four damned years it took but baby we are fucking back! New Edge Wrestling, the best god damned wrestling promotion of all time in my very biased opinion, is finally alive and well again! Now I know the haters out there will say well Jesse brought New Edge back yet again for his own ego…. Or, he brought it back because he’s broke… Or, he brought it back because he can’t stand being out of the spotlight…. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, AND HALF RIGHT ABOUT THE LAST ONE! I mean truth be told I do love the fucking spot light I am a damned wrestler at the end of the day so of course I do! But, let’s talk truth for a moment shall we. The truth is the current state of wrestling badly and I do mean badly needs NEW EDGE WRESTLING! Wrestling has been just up, down, up down, and more down over the past four years. I know we have had some dark moments but trust me the fucking greatness that is New Edge since 2009 far out weighs the once in a while dark times in New Edge.
The fans once again break out into N.E.W, N.E.W chants causing Jesse to pause for a moment. He takes it all in and even smiles.
Jesse Styles: So don’t adjust your devices at home N.E.W is back here tonight and I fucking promise you this we are staying around for a very long haul this time around. So tonight it begins once more… New Edge Wrestling has reopened which means we will be once again pushing the boundaries of pretty much everything because f’n let’s be honest that’s what we do in the N.E.W! We will give you the very best wrestling, the very best stories, and the very best violence even. It’s back to the way wrestling should be with New Edge back. And, I am very honored to be once again the Owner of this company. My dear Cousin Johnny thought he had himself lined up to be co owner but well you all caught the press conference and yeah that’s a ways away before he can get into that spot. We all know Johnny Stylez craves a few things more than being part owner of this company. Sorry Cousin but if I can’t be the N.E.W World champ while running this company then neither can you which is why you aren’t the co owner. But, Johnny you do have one more shot against Roger Wright tonight in the main event one last time of Johnny Stylez vs Roger Wright for the most coveted title in the world. That’s the New Edge World Championship! So good luck to both Roger and Johnny tonight. But, you know what enough from me we got a huge Royal Rumble match with prizes on the line to kick New Edge BACK OFF! So just like over four years ago It's time to send it over to our commentary team of Jill Mathews and Vince Walters!
With Jesse finishing that sentence he places the mic back in his leather jacket and his music plays once again as he rolls outside the ring throwing his arms in the air to get a huge ovation from the fans before walking up the ramp and to the back.
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Jill Mathews: Ladies and gentlemen it is my extreme honor to be back here in New Edge Wrestling. I am Jill Mathews here once again like I have done a billion times in the past to call the action for you.
Vince Walters: And, I am the man, the myth, and the legend of commentary Vince Walters! Now unlike my partner next to me I remained in the game so obviously you all have kept up with how godly I am at this. But, I must say New Edge has always been and will always be HOME..
Jill Mathews: Oh how happy I am to be back at the commentary set with you Vince…. And, yes he kept active with other companies while I stayed true to N.E.W. I became a social media influencer while awaiting for this day to happen and here we are.
Vince Walters: What she really means to say is no other company wanted her because of her whole being in the porn industry….
Jill Mathews: Vince “The Pig” Walters…. I was a very big draw in a few adult films. Yes that is true but New Edge always comes first and as soon as I heard rumors of it returning I picked up my phone and made some calls gettin my old contract picked back up. Unlike Vince over here who in fact turned down the first couple of contract offers I heard…
Vince Walters: Whoa… Whoa… I turned down one contract offer and then countered and they accepted it’s called business there Tits….
Jill Mathews: I already want to slap you…. Yep we are home.
Vince Walters: We are indeed!
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"Witness the return of the Most hated World Champion to ever grace a wrestling ring!"
"This isn't James Wolf either fuckers!"
"Be prepared to ask everything you always ever wanted too, but never had the balls to go through with it!"
January 2024
"Hell’s where I was born! Hell’s where I was raised,
This hell is where I’m from and this hell is where I’ll stay.
The hush is all I need, to hush the misery
The hush that belongs to me, like the hush inside of dreams
Just be still and pray, and let the noise just fade away."
The jumbo N.E.W. tron then suddenly cuts off, as the fans boo, and some of them cheer. The crowd is obviously split, but the question remains what about the roster itself?
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Sitting all alone on a production case in the backstage area of The Edge Arena we find Rylee Ruin relaxing before the Rumble she's entered in this evening. A rather attractive Latina walks up to her with a huge smile on her face. The N.E.W fans know her to be the interviewer Brandy Boss. She in her spicy Latino accent starts speaking to the “Little Monster”.
Brandy: Hello Miss Ruin, I'm not sure we've met officially quite yet, I'm Brandy Boss one of the backstage interviewers here at New Edge. May I get a few minutes of your time to get your thoughts on the rumble tonight?
Clearly in her own world Rylee at first just stares at her blankly as she sets down her mobile phone she was engaged with.
Rylee: What?!?
Boss didn't notice Ruin had her ear buds before she started talking to her. Rylee takes them out and once again stares at the pretty girl and smiles kinda flirty. Ry takes the pen from her hand and signs the paper on that clipboard she's carrying with a heart and her number.
Rylee: Can I help you? Did you want an autograph or my number or I could take yours if you play on my side of the street.
Ry winks super awkwardly. Taken aback Brandy blushes as she remains professional.
Brandy: Excuse me, again, I'm one of the interviewers here Rylee and I'd like to ask you a few questions.
A little of that latin fire comes out of her.
Brandy: So, I saw the promo piece you put out the other day and it was interesting to say the least.
Ruin cuts her off.
Rylee: What's that supposed to mean?
Brandy: I'm simply saying it was rather scattered and the conversation between you and Xander was a bit uncomfortable.
Rylee: I don't know what you're talking about. Everything seemed very normal to me. Xan just doesn't like Jesse because he was on the best run of his career and I think he feels Styles stifled that. Besides that everything went exactly like I wanted it to.
She stares at Brandy puzzled and puts the hair that fell before her eyes behind her ear.
Rylee: Much better… You're far too pretty to have that in the way.
Boss again blushes a bit and stutters slightly when asking the next question.
Brandy: Thank you, what do you think are your chances in the rumble tonight?
Rylee: Well… I enter mid way at ten so… There should be some scrubs already eliminated by the time I get in there and seeing my bestie Meg goes in just a few before me all should be fine and hell that drama queen enters right after me. I might just wait right at the ropes and throw her dumb ass right on Clarks simp ass right away!! Who would bend the knee to her stupid ass anyways? And she's nowhere as cute as either of us, Brandy.
The Little Monster chuckles at herself.
Brandy: Right, well that's about all I can take for right now and I got another set of Ruins to go interview her next.
Rylee: What do you mean?
The red light on the camera turns off.
Brandy: I got to go up to one of the suites and get a few comments from the newest signing with New Edge. I'm pretty sure their name is Aiden or something. Same last name as yours.
Ry's entire demeanor changes as the realization that some of her family is in the building.
Rylee: If the person has my last name and her name is Ailyn that means they're doing it again! What the fuck!! They sent my favorite niece to come and spy on me!!!
Ry snaches the clipboard out of Brandy's hands and smashed it on the road case before storming away. She feverishly texts her 18 year old prodigy of a student.
Rylee: ARE YOU HERE?!?
Not even a second passes before she gets a response.
Ailyn: Yep! Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Rylee: ALONE???
Ailyn: Noppers. Mom, Dad, Xan, and Mema are here. I got good news too. You're not the only Ruin signed here. I just signed my first contact, Auntie!!
Rylee: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!
There's about a two minute pause.
Ailyn: Auntie. You still there?
Rylee storms out of the venue cursing up a storm as she chucks her phone into the parking lot. It bounces a few times unscathed and on face up with a FaceTime call ringing from her assistant/sister-in-law and Ailyn’s mother, Violet. Rylee can here the custom ringtone and speeds over to the device. Seething she connects the call.
Rylee: What the fuck do you want?
In the video call Vi can be seen along with Rylee’s mother in the background.
Violet: Well Luv, I don't want to talk to this version of you, where's the real Ryleigh?
Rylee: Well this is the only one you got!!
Still ungodly enraged she chuckles. A very different tone comes from her body. Much higher in a piercing tone.
Rylee: Whatever happens in that ring tonight is you and their faults!!
She maniacally giggles and turns off the call. Rylee grins ear to ear.
Rylee: This is exactly what I needed…
She walks with renewed purpose back towards the talent entrance. A security guard attempts to stop her not seeing her leave.
Rylee: I'd move! Because there's nothing but pain now… NOTHING BUT PAIN!!!
She pushes past the guard and finds a quiet place to sulk in her anger.
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River Rose Riley was seen in the backstage gym location of the EDGE arena. She appeared to be warming up for her match that was about to happen shortly, the NEW Royal Rumble. Ever so often we see River looking at the entrance doors that lead from the personnel parking lot. When she heard a door open she glanced over once again to see who was entering. It was a male member of the camera crew. She shrugged her shoulders. You could tell by the look on her face that she was a bit disappointed. But, when the camera man waved at her she gave a slight smile and a bit of a wave back to him. When the camera man walked away River walked over to a bench that was seated in front of a big glass mirror she then proceeded to pick up a towel that was laying on the bench. She wiped her face off with the towel and after she got done wiping off her face she looked up at the mirror and smiled at the figure that was standing behind her. It was none other than Dean Anderson. Dean then proceeded to smile back at River. He was wearing a black leather jacket, a black t-shirt and dark blue jeans. He also had a black wrestling bag over his left shoulder.
River: You made it. I was wondering if you had changed your mind.
River turned around to face Dean. She smiled and placed the towel back down on the bench. Dean walked closer to River and he ran his right hand through his hair looking up and gave her a smile.
Dean Anderson: I did tell you at Club Rain when Jesse and Scarlet introduced us that I would be here.
River: That’s true but I believe actions speak louder than words. But, I’m really glad you are here and that you have agreed to be a wrestling trainer here at New Edge while you get that shoulder surgery done.
Dean Anderson: Well Jesse is a man you find hard to say no to plus it would be a lie if I didn’t find you a bit interesting from those posts of yours on twitter.
River: Well I’m happy that you are here no matter the reasoning. It’s nice to have a new friend in town. How is that shoulder of yours doing by the way? It looks kind of uncomfortable with that wrestling bag on your shoulder. Let me take it from you.
River walks closer to Dean and attempts to try and take the wrestling bag but Dean doesn't allow her to take it. However their eyes did meet and River smiled despite not getting the bag.
Dean Anderson: I appreciate it but I’m not crippled and the shoulder is holding together alright thanks though there River. Now Jesse has indeed talked me into seeing a specialist so we can look into surgery on my injured shoulder.
Dean walks away from River, the camera sees Dean placing his bag down on the bench while River scopes out the back of Dean.
River: Yes, the admiral is a hard person to say no to. So, Dean, do you happen to have any advice for me regarding the Rumble tonight?
Dean turns around and sets down on the bench he then locks eyes with River while he pats the seat next to him. River smiles and walks towards him. The camera then dims away.
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“REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!”
The NEW Arena explodes as Personal Jesus blares through the arena.
Jill Matthews: Oh my God it is a special occasion!!
Vince Walters: I can't hear you!! Keep your pants on Jill!!
The crowd only gets louder as on stage appears The Showstealer himself, multi time NEW champion and NEW Hall of Famer Al Envy!! He smiles as he is humbled by the crowd response as he adjusts his suit and walks towards the ring.
Tom Davis: Ladies and Gentleman….AALLL EENNVVYY!!
The crowd erupts again. Envy slaps hands before entering the ring. He takes a deep breath as he runs his fingers across the ropes before he is handed a microphone. The crowd is raucous with a standing ovation.
Jill Matthews: Who else in New Edge Wrestling could garner a pop like this! But what is he doing here? I never saw him on the booking sheet.
Vince Walters: It's the return of NEW. What would a return be without Al Envy!! One of the most popular performers in NEW history. And he looks great!
Jill Matthews: Boy he sure does …
Vince Walters: He's engaged now, Keep your hands on the desk.
The crowd will not get quiet enough to allow Envy to speak which made him laugh.
ENVY ENVY ENVY!!
The chant echoed off the arena walls as their appreciation continued to flow towards Al Envy.
Al Envy: My apologies to Jill and Vince, and to those in the back because this wasn't planned. I only came to say hello to some old friends and I wasn't planning on coming out here but ..
Thank you Envy broke out inside the arena. Envy stopped talking and shrugged looking into the camera. He started to signal in the camera that this might run a little long.
Al Envy: But after smoking a joint with Johnny Stylez he convinced me to come give the people what they want, so here I am!
The crowd erupts again as Envy laughs.
Al Envy: Now I do need to give some bad news because I know what you all are thinking. Al Envy is back in New Edge Wrestling, well….. that's not something I can say without being a liar.
The crowd boos as Envy looks regretful.
Al Envy: I unfortunately have other commitments, and on a personal level I am actually getting married…
The crowd applauded as some people broke out into a Britney Anders chant which made Envy laugh.
Jill Matthews: I hate her….
Vince Walters: Get over it. I know your ring rat for cRu days are your fondest memories but…
Jill Matthews: Will you stop!!
Al Envy: So I am not saying goodbye, but I am saying see ya later for now …
The crowd boos starting a please don't go chant
Al Envy: But then…..
Envy kind of changes direction a little.
Al Envy: I pop onto Twitter, X whatever the hell it is and I see a I guess they call it a tweet still right? It was a challenge. I got called out. Someone calls out the Show Stealer and wants to come to NEW to face me.
The crowd cheers.
Al Envy: So I guess I do have time for a match in N.E.W now, because someone calling me out somewhere else is one thing. But to do it then challenge me In New Edge? Nah ah!! That's something you don't do…so Raven Hardy!?
The crowd pops a little as Envy looks right into the camera and hopes Raven Hardy is watching.
Al Envy: Challenge accepted!
Envy drops the microphone and exits the ring.
Vince Walters: Are we getting Envy vs Hardy? Is that woman out of her mind wanting to go with NEW’s version of Al Envy??
Jill Matthews: She is a member of the Hardy family who's had success in pro wrestling, and Ray en has had success too. She's a tremendous competitor, but she might have bitten off more than she can chew!
Vince Walters: Perhaps… But, Jill with so many people having stuff to say tonight I think we are finally about ready to get to the sixth ever NEW EDGE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Jill Mathews: I believe you are right let’s take a look back at some highlights from past NEW Rumbles….
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!NEW EDGE’S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!
Jill Mathews: And, we are back ladies and gentlemen from that little look back of the history regarding N.E.W Rumbles.
Vince Walters: This is without a doubt a huge huge match as far as the future of NEW goes.
Jill Mathews: Right you are Vince and trust me I hate ever having to admit that.
Vince Walters: Well sometimes you just can’t help yourself and I understand heh.
Jill Mathews: And, that’s Vince thinking something sexual in his warped mind…. Anyways this one match with 15 people in it will really help mold things to come for this company. All talent in this match will have a chance to show the fans, and our boss what they are made of. So win or lose you make an important impression tonight in a moving forward since.
Vince Walters: Jill we should just stop fighting all this sexual tension to be honest let's just do it.
Jill Mathews: Not ever happening Vince… But, let’s send it over to Tom Davis to get this Rumble going!
Vince Walters: Yeah Tom take it away since she continues to fight her feelings for me you might as well…
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a 15 person Royal Rumble Match!!! We will start with number one and two… Then every minute in a half we will have another entrant. Now the only way to eliminate someone is to get them over the top rope and down to the outside. A reminder both feet must hit the floor. Now in the words of the famous Michael Buffer LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE!!!!!!
Straightjacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loudspeakers as Hunter Valentyne makes his way down the ramp with “Guard Bland '' behind him carrying a nightstick and in full uniform. Hunter continues to walk to a chorus of boos. He stops in the middle of the ramp as green and black pyros go off behind him. Hunter slides in underneath the bottom rope as he puts his hands on the top rope and glares menacingly into the camera. He is cascaded by boos as the intensity in this face is shown to the world.
Tom Davis: Here is now in the ring the #`1 entrant “THE MYTH KILLER” Hunter Valentyne!!!
Jill Mathews: Here is the man who drew number 1 Hunter Valentyne… I’m still very confused on how he is in prison yet able to wrestle for NEW… Like I heard Jesse made a big contribution to the prison or something but that makes little sense to me.
Vince Walters: It honestly confused me because Jesse’s hate for Hunter is well known and Hunters hate for Jesse is well known. I mean they have literally tried killing each other in matches of the past yet Jesse made a contribution to the prison which would allow Hunter to wrestle for NEW??? Yeah I don’t get it either.
Jill Mathews: Not to mention the state of Illinois allowing a convicted person currently in prison to wrestle really strikes me as odd as well but this is New Edge and it seems to be what it is I guess….
Vince Walters: Realism for the win? No, but seriously whatever the case may be Hunter is here and he is a dangerous man obviously.
The arena goes completely black and, soon after, hot pink and purple highlights swirl around the crowd. "Fuck With Myself" by Banks hits the PA speakers and the screens light up with videos of Blair Buchannan's career and match highlights. As soon as the beat drops, the crowd is on their feet giving out an absolutely electric vibe as a mixture of cheers and boos reach almost a deafening level.
Suddenly, the entire arena is shrouded in hot pink light as Blair makes her way out onto the stage and just when you thought the crowd couldn't get any louder, they do. The lights around the video screens sparkle with white strobe lighting. Blair steps to the edge of the stage dressed in an oversized black hoodie with the words ``DEFIANCE: ABOVE THE LAW” in large white print across the chest, and a sparkling silver tiara on her head. Her long legs, wrapped up to her thighs with black fishnet stockings were punctuated by a pair of black over the knee high heeled boots. Her long wavy auburn hair is pulled over to one side.
After blowing a kiss to the cameras, Blair struts down the ramp, surprisingly not ignoring the fans even slapping hands with a few.. Now back to being concerned with her own image as reflected in a small compact mirror she had slid out a pocket from the sweater she was wearing. After making her way up into the ring, Blair stepped into the center of the with both arms outstretched into the air. She then slid the compact mirror back into the pocket of her hoodie before removing it completely. Much to the delight of the crowd, fan or not, Blair was revealed to be wearing a tight black tube top, black denim mini shorts, and a shimmering diamond choker decorating her neck.Blair basked in the crowd's reaction and began to strut around the ring while waving her hoodie in the air before tossing it out into the crowd. Finally, Blair leaned against the ropes and tossed her hair back until her theme music eventually died.
Tom Davis: And, here is entry #2 Blair BUCHANAN!!!!
Vince Walters: DAMN She looks as good as ever and wait did I just see her slap hands with a few of these fans?
Jill Mathews: She’s a changed woman apparently…..
Vince Walters: But, why??? She was perfect how she was damn it!
Jill Mathews: I don’t trust it but if she has good for her. And, oh look at the eyes of Hunter locking onto his ex wife of one Blair Buchannan.
Vince Walters: There is for sure some history here and you know what Jill it’s time to RUMBLE!!!!
DING!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Blair is stretching and waving out at the crowd while Hunter has walked to the center of the ring yelling towards her to come on.
Vince Walters: Well Hunter being as verbal as ever I see and he has gotten Blairs attention.
Jill Mathews: Blair has walked close to the center of the ring now keeping a little distance though.
Vince Walters: Hunter is tired of waiting especially after Blair just mouthed the words “I’m sorry” !!! Why? Why would Blair say she’s sorry to Hunter what in the world is this!
Jill Mathews: I’m kinda freaked out by it too but changed woman it does seem. And, Hunter has charged at Blair but she was ready for it DROP TOE HOLD DOWN GOES HUNTER!!
Vince Walters: Blair can drop toe hold me anytime but still not loving this fans love me attitude….
Jill Mathews: I’ll never understand your dislike for the fans. If it wasn’t for the fans you would have never had a career in this.
Vince Walters: There morons….
Hunter, after getting back to his feet, watches as Blair comes towards him with a chop attempt he side steps it and then nearly knocks Blairs head off with a close line. Blair flipped in the air and landed on her face. Hunter then stomps away at the downed Blair for a good minute until he decides to stop. He then brings Blair to her feet and goes for another closeline but Blair ducked it and as Hunter turned Blair drills Hunter with a roaring elbow to his face. She then nails him with a very fast Russian Leg Sweep taking Hunter off his feet.
Blair looks out to the fans giving a wink and they respond back with a loud pop for her. Hunter now back to his feet which Blair see’s and she charges trying to hit a running double front kick but Hunter moves out of the way. Blair lands flat on her tailbone and she tries to sit up quickly but the moment she sat up Hunter ran his knee right between her eyes knocking her back to the mat flat on her back.
5….4……3…..2….1 BUZZ!!!!! “Pure Evil by Like a Storm” Plays over the speakers and out comes #Entry Number 3 SCOTT ADAMS!!!!
Jill Mathews: Here comes Scott Adams! We haven’t seen much of him in a long time but he is back here in New Edge and the fans are giving him a pretty good reception as he slides into the ring.
Vince Walters: Scotty Adams man it has been a while but he’s looking fit and ready for a battle.
Jill Mathews: He’s in the ring now. He sees Hunter trying to mount on top of Blair which sounds so wrong by the way…
Vince Walters: I would mount her in a heart beat!
Jill Mathews: Pig….
Scott pulls Hunter off of Blair and turns him around nailing several chops across Hunter's chest then a standing dropkick which knocks Hunter off his feet. Blair now back to her feet and just as Hunter sets up she nails him with a running snapmare like move! Now Adams grabs a hold of Blair trying to suplex her but Blair got her leg in between to block then shoved Scott off her going for a roundhouse kick but Scott ducked it and laid Blair out with a kick to her gut and SILVER BULLET!!!!! Blair is down but from the impact it sent her rolling under the bottom ropes and to the outside. Now Hunter is back to his feet and nailing Scott with lefts, rights and another left which has Scott off balance. Hunter then hits a knee into Scotts stomach area and Hunter turns Scott around RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX Scott lands hard on the back of his head!
5…..4….3…2….1 BUZZ!!!!! “BRING IT BY TRAPT PLAYS” And, out comes THE HARDCORE ICON VALORA SALINAS!!!! The crowd pops big time as she runs straight for the ring!
Vince Walters: Holy shit she’s still alive? I thought by now all of her crazy shit would have gotten her!
Jill Mathews: She is still very much alive, the former 1x NEW World champ is in the ring and has locked her eyes with Hunter Valentyne, another former NEW World champ.
Vince Walters: Oh I remember these two not liking each other at all…
Jill Mathews: Get the F out of here someone not liking Hunter Valentyne no way!
Vince Walters: Sarcasm there at it’s finest.
Jill Mathews: Indeed, Oh look at Valora meeting Hunter in the middle of the ring and just unloading on him with lefts, rights and more lefts. Hunter is dazed!
Hunter, despite being dazed a little, manages to duck a right from Valora and HEAD BUTTS Val right between her eyes. This rocks Val but SHE COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A KICK BETWEEN HUNTERS LEGS OR RIGHT TO HIS BAWLZZZZZ!!!! Hunter drops to the mat and Valora drops to one knee. Meanwhile Blair has rolled herself back into the ring with Scott Adams now back to his feet he nails her with a elbow and begins to try and get her over the top rope but she has her legs all wrapped up in the ropes to avoid it. Valora now to her feet comes up behind Adams and REVERSE DDT drops Scott to the mat. Now Valora takes a few steps back as Blair gathers herself and the two former stable mates glare at one another.
5….4….3…2…1..BUZZ!!!! Entry #5 “Let’s Make a Deal by Stray from the Path plays” And, here comes JOSHUA COLE!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit he’s actually showing up for something?
Jill Mathews: Joshua Cole “The Prodigy” As he refers to himself is back in the N.E.W it has been so many years since we have seen him but here he is in a New Edge ring now.
Vince Walters: I’m still shocked to see him show up is all I’m saying. I mean in the past there was always some excuse like bad weather, his cat died, his car tire flew off his car and all of that heh.
Jill Mathews: Well that was a long time ago and Joshua seems to be in very good shape.
Vince Walters: Stop checking him out you perv…
Jill Mathews: Wow… This coming from you is just wow.
Blair and Valora are slugging it now at a corner turnbuckle while Scott Adams has just been suplexed down to the ring mat by Hunter. Joshua Cole and Hunter Valentynes eyes lock. Joshua steps to the middle of the ring motioning for Hunter to come on. Hunter smiles an evil smile then rolls his eyes as he gingerly steps to Joshua. Hunter is still feeling the effects perhaps from the Valora kick to his balls. Joshua and Hunter begin slugging it out and Hunter goes for a running high knee but Joshua slips under it and as Hunter turns around he gets kicked hard in his gut then dropped to the mat by Joshua with a running bulldog! Joshua now looks around noticing Scott Adams getting back to his feet and he drop kicks Adams into one of the corner turnbuckles. Joshua attempted a running closeline but Scott got his knee’s up and Joshua ran right face first into them. SCOTT ADAMS LOU THEZ PRESSES JOSHUA COLE TO THE MAT and begins some ground and pound to The Prodigy.
Meanwhile Valora tries to suplex Blair out of the ring but Blair manages to wiggle loose and land out onto the ring apron. Blair then slingshots herself back over the top rope and nailing Valora with a leaping close line both Valora and Blair are now down.
5….4…3….2…1… BUZZ!!!! Entry #6 “Catch your breath by CFO plays” As Omare Azure “The Blue Dragon” followed by his wife Yuma Azure come down to the ring.
Vince Walters: Now here is a guy I am interested in. He has not fought in NEW before that I am aware but is well known overseas.
Jill Mathews: He is entry number six and we have yet to have an elimination as he is taking his time entering the ring. His wife Yuma seems to be giving him some last minute encouragement.
Vince Walters: The Blue Dragon as he likes to be called is now inside the ring surveying the area.
Jill Mathews: Well Hunter Valentyne is once again to his feet he seems to be the welcoming party each time someone comes out thus far.
Vince Walters: Yeah and each time he has not gotten the upper hand because of that kick from Valora……
Jill Mathews: That thunderous Ball kick!
Hunter was about to meet Blue Dragon in the middle of the ring but he decided to attack Scott Adams who had just gotten off the downed Joshua Cole instead. Blue Dragon now see’s Valora getting back to her feet and he hits her right in her throat with a thrust punch like move. Valora drops to the mat holding her throat as Blair now to her feet. Blue Dragon nails Blair with a spinning heel kick knocking her off of her feet. Omar aka Blue Dragon has some momentum going right now but Joshua Cole stops it by coming up behind him and dropping him with a back suplex. Joshua now runs off the ropes and does a leaping FLIP LEG DROP across the throat of Blue Dragon! Joshua looks pumped up as he now begins to stomp away at the Blue Dragon. Valora is back to her feet now seemingly having caught her breath and a running kick right to the face of Joshua knocks him off his feet. Now Blue Dragon is back to his feet and he is slugging it out with Valora! Hunter has just taken Scott Adams down with a back breaker and Blair just took Hunter out with a super kick! Blair is now waiting as Blue Dragon nails a spinning elbow to Valora knocking her off balance and Blair runs in with a running double front kick to the chest of Blue Dragon knocking him off his feet. Blair smiles a little, taking a moment to seemingly take it all in until Valora turns her around and DOUBLE ARM DDT FROM VALORA TO BLAIR! Blair is down!
5…4…3…2…1 BUZZ!!!! “Mr. Red White And Blue plays over the speakers” And, out comes Entry #7 RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!!
Jill Mathews: A former Navy Seal right here getting a nice response from the fans.
Vince Walters: I of course respect her service for our country but still I have to question her being in this match with next to no wrestling experience.
Jill Mathews: She’s been training very hard I have seen the clips on X/Twitter whatever the hell you want to call it damned Elon Musk….
Vince Walters: Well we have seven people in the ring and only Valora standing it looks like she’s going to be the welcoming party for River here.
Jill Mathews: River has rolled into the ring and is nose to nose with Valora.
Before River and Valora could start slugging it out Hunter Valentyne turned Valora around kicking her in the gut and VALENTYME!!!!!! Valora is down. Now Scott Adams runs at Hunter after having gotten back to his feet and a running knee to Hunter's face rocks him. Scott now grabs him and DESTINY'S PURGE!!!!! Hunter is obviously down. River kind of just watching all of this go down turns Adams around hitting him with a series of kicks and a spinning right hand knocking him to the mat. River now see’s Blair and hits a roundhouse kick to the side of her face, dropping Blair. Blue Dragon and Joshua Cole are off near one of the corners slugging it out and Blue Dragon head butts him then takes him down with a DDT! River continues to survey the land as she turns Blue Dragon around and hits a series of kicks and punches to him rocking Blue Dragon then grabs a hold of him leaping up onto the second turnbuckle and drops Blue Dragon with a Tornado DDT! River now climbs out onto the apron and up to the top turnbuckle SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ONTO JOSHUA COLE!!!!
5….4…3…2…1 BUZZ!!!!! #Entry #8 MEGAN COLEMAN!!!
Jill Mathews: River with a crazy shooting star press there and she is the only one standing at the moment as Meg Coleman aka “Hands of Steel” makes her way down to the ring.
Vince Walters: Megan is looking very ready and might I add very sexy yeah baby!
Jill Mathews: Lord help me with this one seriously….
Vince Walters: Says the one who has been drooling over a few male wrestlers tonight.
Jill Mathews: Lies all lies….
River is standing at the center of the ring as Meg gets into the ring and they both immediately start slugging it out. Both are heavy strikers and they are knocking the hell out of each other. Megan however manages to kick right at the right knee of River stopping her hands from flying for a moment. Megan then drops River with a snap like DDT! Megan looks around and gets in a fight stance waiting for anyone to come towards her. She has a smile on her face as Blue Dragon is now back to his feet but so is Hunter Valentyne. Hunter turns Blue Dragon around a punch to Blue Dragon then a kick to him and VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Down goes Blue Dragon. Hunter looks pretty pissed off as he sees his ex wife Blair getting back to her feet he grabs her tossing her against a corner turnbuckle and begins to lay knee’s into her gut. Megan Coleman on the other hand is now slugging it out with Valora these two are going at it toe to toe. Megan shoves Valora off the ropes and SUPERWOMAN PUNCH!!!!! Valora is laid out and the fans reacted big time to that move. Meg now applies an ankle lock to Valora! River is back to her feet and a RUNNING KNEE TO the back of Meg’s head causes her to release the ankle lock and slowly get back to her feet. Her and River lock eyes and once again begin fighting. River ducks a close line from Meg and SPEARS HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE BOTH MEG AND RIVER ARE DOWN OUTSIDE THE RING BUT NOT ELIMINATED!
5….4…3…2…1… BUZZ!!!! Entry #9 ANDREW GARRISON hits the ring!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Now there is a well built man right there.
Vince Walters: Oh lord help me with this one…
Jill Mathews: Funny smart ass very funny.
Vince Walters: Haha, I’m laughing, that's all that matters.
Jill Mathews: We got a lot going on here 9 people now in or around the ring.
Vince Walters: We got Meg and River fighting outside the ring, we got Joshua Cole attacking Blue Dragon, we got Hunter attacking Blair, his ex wife. We also have Valora and Scott Adams battling and now Andrew Garrison in the ring standing there with his arms crossed just kind of watching.
Andrew Garrison watches as Valora hits a fast drop toe hold sending Scott face first into a corner turnbuckle. This caused Scott to turn over and be flat on his ass leaning with his back against a bottom turnbuckle. Valora didn’t hesitate as she hit a running boot right between his eyes! Now Andrew Garrison comes up behind Valora hitting several knee shots to her back and then turns Val around lifting her up G-BOMB!!!!!!! Down goes Valora! Blue Dragon and Joshua Cole meanwhile are fighting near one side of the ring ropes, really slugging it out with one another. On the outside MEG COLEMAN lifts River up and DROPS HER CHIN FIRST ONTO THE OUTSIDE BARRICADE! Andrew seems relaxed as he just kind of watches all that is going on. Hunter has Blair up and is trying to eliminate her but as he releases her tossing her over the top rope Blair holds onto the ropes showing her athleticism. Hunter turned towards Andrew getting met by a running boot to his face. Blair pulls herself back into the ring and turns Andrew around SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!! This drops ANDREW!!!!! Blair gets a thunderous reaction from the fans and she half smiles as she is a little spent on energy from this grueling match. Scott Adams now back to his feet drops Blair with a face buster and Hunter back to his feet kicks Scott in his gut VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Hunter drops another with that signature move of his.
5…..4…..3….2…1…BUZZ!!!! Entry #10 “Hunter by Ren plays” And, out comes Rylee Ruin!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh here comes an interesting uh human.
Vince Walters: The little monster known as Rylee Ruin is my kind of person I think.
Jill Mathews: Our 10th entrant out of 15 for this rumble and she is a little crazy from everything I have seen.
Vince Walters: I love a little crazy!
Jill Mathews: Of course you do. You are a bit nuts so it makes sense.
Vince Walters: I am not!
Rylee does not enter the ring when she comes down to the ring side. She instead sees Meg and River attempting to destroy one another on the outside near our ever friendly Spanish announce team and table. Rylee legit hits a running head butt to the back of River! This stopped River from fighting back with Megan. Rylee and Meg smile at each other then DOUBLE SUPLEX RIVER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! Rylee and Meg have a quick hug and then set their eyes back inside the ring as they both roll inside. Hunter has just brought Valora to her feet and A SECOND VALENTYNE TO VALORA!!!!! Hunter now sees Blair getting up to her feet while Megan and Rylee just kind of hang back chatting near a corner. Hunter grabs Blair and POWER SLAMS her to the mat. Meg and Rylee now both hit a front kick to the back of Hunter as he got back to his feet knocking him back down. Rylee then bounces off the ropes and nails an impressive cart wheel LEG DROP! Down across the throat of Hunter. She then mounts on top of him and begins pounding away. Meg kind of watches for a moment enjoying what she sees before Andrew Garrison turns Meg around and drops her with a big boot to her face! Rylee now gets pulled to her feet by Andrew who goes for a close line but the fast Rylee ducks under it and drop kicks Andrews right knee knocking him down to one knee. She then hits her own version of a tackle and begins pounding away on the downed Andrew. Meanwhile Blue Dragon and Scott Adams are fighting and Dragon. Blue Dragon gets the upper hand and PSYCHO DRIVER!!!!!! HE LAYS ADAMS OUT!!! Now Blue Dragon gets back to his feet but JOSHUA COLE SNEAKS UP BEHIND HIM AND TOSSES BLUE DRAGON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Josh puts his arms in the air with a confident smile but MEGAN COLEMAN DROP KICKS JOSHUA COLE FROM BEHIND KNOCKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Tom Davis: OMAR AZURE “BLUE DRAGON” Has been eliminated by JOSHUA COLE. And, JOSHUA COLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MEGAN COLEMAN.
Our first two eliminations have occurred and now Joshua and Blue Dragon both have reached their feet and are slugging it out as they both head up the ramp way to the back!!!! Back inside the ring Hunter Valentyne turns Meg around VALENTYME!!!!! He lays MEG OUT!!! Hunter laughs a little, seemingly to be enjoying himself. SUDDENLY FROM OUT OF THE CROWD A MAN ENTER THE RING IT’S JEREMIAH VASTRIX!!!!!! He comes up behind Hunter and NAILS A FULL NELSON BULLDOG THAT HE CALLS “LET DOWN” TO HUNTER!!! Vastrix now rolls back out of the ring and hops back into the crowd making his exit. Blair now is waiting as HUNTER STUMBLES TO HIS FEET! Hunter stumbles against the nearby ring ropes and BLAIR with as much speed as she can and as much power as she can CLOSE LINES HUNTER OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT SHE GOES WITH HIM BOTH BLAIR AND HUNTER GO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Blair Buchanan has been eliminated and Hunter Valentyne has been eliminated!!!
Hunter is back to his feet looking pissed looking around for Vastrix but he is gone! Hunter then decides to grab a hold of Blair on the outside and POWER SLAMS HER BACK FIRST ONTO THE TOP STEEL RING STEP! Hunter gets booed very loudly as he flips pretty much everyone off before walking up the ramp obviously pissed.
Jill Mathews: Good lord so much just took place!
Vince Walters: Sure as hell did I mean first you had Omare Azure get eliminated by a very sneaky Josha Cole which I must say that impressed me then Megan drop kicked Joshua from behind eliminating him also very well done by her.
Jill Mathews: Yeah…. But, then we had an appearance from Jermiah Vastrix, a pretty known wrestler and he came from the crowd hitting Hunter Valentyne with one big move and then exited back through the ropes and back into the crowd.
Vince Walters: Then we had Blair who took off like a rocket and close lined Hunter as he was just getting back to his feet after Vastrix got involved in a match that he had no right getting involved in. In fact as far as I know Vastrix is not even under a damned contract!
Jill Mathews: But, Blair eliminated Hunter with that fast and all her might close line but she ended up going over the top rope with her ex husband which got herself eliminated as well. Then that sore loser Hunter power slammed poor Blair onto the ring steps….
Vince Walters: Yes… Poor Blair….
Jill Mathews: Now we have remaining lets see Valora, Scott Adams, River, Rylee Ruin, Meg Coleman, and Andrew Garrison.
Vince Walters: And, we have ENTRY NUMBER 11 about to make there way down to Jill!
5….4….3…..2…1!!!! BUZZZ!!! ENTRY #11 “QUEEN B” Bianca Davis makes her way out to the ring entrance with Clark Benson following behind her. This causes huge amounts of boos!
Jill Mathews: Oh joy it’s Bianca and her stooge Clark Benson….
Vince Walters: That right there is royalty Queen B with her advocate Clark Benson.
Jill Mathews: Not a fan of either of them and I will outright say that.
Vince Walters: Look at Bianca taking her time now kind of hanging back outside the ring while Clark holds up a makeup little mirror so Queen B can make sure she is looking up to her standards.
Jill Mathews: Yeah……
With Bianca outside the ring taking her time and admiring herself from that little mirror Clark is holding up, we got Scott Adams and Andrew Garrison slugging it out with each other in the ring. Meanwhile we have River Rose finally rolling back into the ring after being thrown through the Spanish announce table by Meg and Rylee. Valora is being double teamed in the corner by Rylee and Meg who both are kicking the crap out of Valora. River though is now to her feet and turns Rylee around hard right hand! Rylee falls to the mat holding the side of her face. River turns Megan around now and kicks Meg in the gut. She then goes for a DDT to Megan but Meg holds onto a nearby ring rope AND RYLEE DAMN NEAR TAKES THE HEAD OFF OF RIVER WITH A THUNDEROUS LEAPING CLOSE LINE!!!! Now Megan quickly APPLIES AN ARM BAR ON RIVER ROSE!!!! ARM BAR!!!! Rylee is making fun of River while this is going on. VALORA THOUGH HAS ROLLED OUTSIDE THE RING! She reached under the ring grabbing a Kendo stick and rolled back in. SHE CRACKS THE KENDO STICK across the back of Meg’s head causing Meg to release the Arm bar and fall flat on her face on the mat. Now Rylee looks pissed at Valora and charges but SMACK Kendo stick right between Rylee’s eyes! Rylee is down! Valora gets a huge ovation from the fans as she holds the Kendo stick high in the air!!! Wait, Bianca sees a spot and quickly rolls into the ring hitting a running double kick to the back of Valora sending her face first into the corner turnbuckle and down goes Valora! Bianca looks over at Clark who cheers her on as she looks grossed out by the kendo stick in the ring and just kind of kicks it out of the ring not too far from Clark.
5….4….3….2…1!!! BUZZZ “HELL’S BELLS BY AC/DC PLAYS” And, out comes Entry #12 “The War Goddess” BIA!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh here comes someone I have been looking forward to another Australian just like Scott Adams. Bia is built very well and look at that intense look on her face.
Vince Walters: I just gotta say I loved how Bianca picked her shot and took down the former NEW World Champ Valora like that. But… Oh yes Bia is very well put together indeed.
Jill Mathews: Lord you need to get laid, maybe hire a prostitute.
Vince Walters: HEY! I would never lower myself to such things again….
Jill Mathews: Haha so Vince Walters just openly admitted he has gotten sex from a prostitute before.
Vince Walters: I do not know what you are talking about……
Bia makes her way into the ring as Bianca notices the very built woman and quickly tries to exit the ring through the middle ropes but Bia grabs a hold of her and GERMAN SUPLEXES HER TO THE MAT! Bia, didn’t let go though ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX AND ONE MORE GERMAN SUPLEX TO BIANCA!! Megan Coleman is back to her feet and turns Bia around hitting Bia with lightning quick rights and lefts knocking Bia off balance and RYLEE SPEARS BIA TO THE MAT!!!! The little monster with a thunderous move!!!! Meg and Rylee both smile for a moment as they see Valora getting back to her feet. Clark Benson has rolled halfway into the ring to pull Bianca out of the ring under the bottom rope to check on her! Meanwhile Andrew Garrison and Scott Adams have been fighting very hard at one another for several minutes now. One had an advantage for a bit then the other and so forth. But, now Scott just got head butted between his eyes and placed on the top turnbuckle. Andrew climbs up to the second turnbuckle and SUPERPLEX!!!!! Garrison see’s Valora and RUNNING BOOT TO HER FACE KNOCKING HER DOWN!!! Garrison now sets his sights on Rylee and Megan who both are motioning for him to come on.
5….4….3….2…1!!!!! BUZZ!!!! #13 “GODLY By Tommmee Profit plays” And, out steps Sirrious aka Nocturnal II!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh my here is a big man, the New Sadistic Bastard. Nocturnal II
Vince Walters: This guy is Nocturnal reborn so to speak I believe and he is stepping into that ring and has pretty much everyone's attention that is standing up at the moment in the ring.
Jill Mathews: They should all take notice of this man, he is legit no question.
Vince Walters: Well Andrew Garrison is going to greet him first both pretty big size wise!
Nocturnal II and Andrew Garrison begin slugging it out but Noc being obviously fresh gets the upper hand and power slams Andrew to the mat. Now he looks over at Rylee and Megan who both charge towards him but he GRABS BOTH OF THEM BY THEIR THROATS DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!! Scott Adams now back to his feet and charges at NOC II but is met by a big LEFT BOOT TO HIS FACE! Scott is down! Bianca is back to her feet on the outside but has decided not to get back in the ring at the moment as she has Clark break that little mirror out again. Now Valora and Bia are both standing looking at each other then looking over at Noc II… Bia smiles, measuring up the big man as she steps to the middle of the ring. Valora meanwhile see’s River getting back to her feet favoring her right arm but as soon as Valora turned towards River she got tackled to the mat by River and the two began fighting on the mat. Now it’s Bia and Noc II in the middle of the ring, Noc nodding his head while Bia continues to smile. Bia hits Noc II with a kick right to his left knee then his right knee and DDTS HIM TO THE MAT! But, NOC II quickly sets up and RUNNING KNEE FROM BIA TO HIS MASK! Bia now brings NOC II to his feet attempting a slam but NOC II double ax handles her stopping that and he then grabs a hold of BIA AND DEMON HOURS!!!!!!!! He lays Bia out!!!!
5….4….3….2…1….BUZZ!!!! #14 “Cold by Static X Plays” And, out comes BRANDON!!!!
Jill Mathews: I guess it’s just Brandon?
Vince Walters: Well we used to know him as Brandon Moore I believe a former Xcore NEW Champion.
Jill Mathews: The ring is filling up again as we only have one more entrant left and what a Royal Rumble we have seen thus far.
Vince Walters: Brandon ran right down to the ring and is literally going around hitting a left hand to every single person in the ring.
Jill Mathews: All except QUEENIE Bianca who is outside the ring seemingly having a chat now with Clark…
Vince Walters: It’s a smart strategy honestly.
Jill Mathews: Chicken shit strategy but sure I guess.
Back in the ring Brandon hit everyone he could find. NOC II however was the last one he hit and he didn’t move much. Noc fired back with a right of his own and a fist fight broke out between the two. A noticeable size disadvantage for Brandon but he kept fighting and standing his ground. Now Bia has come back to her feet and she turns NOC around right after Brandon hit a throat thrust to NOC II. BIA LIFTS NOC II UP STRUGGLING A LITTLE BUT SHE HAS HIM UP AND MAELSTROM!!!!!! (F5) TO NOC II!!!!!! The crowd breaks out into holy shit chants!!!!! Brandon though turned Bia around and saw Andrew Garrison charging in he rolled out of the way which caused Garrison to LAY OUT BIA WITH A RUNNING LEFT BOOT! Now Scott Adams is back on the attack of Garrison these two had been fighting a long time throughout this match Adams with a PELE KICK dropping Garrison to the mat. SCOTTY has LOOKED STRONG throughout this match. Brandon though turns Scotty around and THE EVERBLACK DROPPING SCOTT ON HIS NECK!!!! A BRUTAL MOVE!!!! NOC II is back to his feet and shoves Brandon into a corner turnbuckle beginning to lay into him with Brandon fighting back. Now Adams stumbles to his feet and Megan kicks him between his eyes knocking him against the ropes. She then sees her friend Rylee trying to fight off River and Valora. So Megan goes over and begins fighting with River while Valora fights with Rylee. River hits an impressive spinning kick to the face of Meg knocking her down while Rylee thumbs Valora in her right eye and GYRATE FOR ME?!!!! A SPINNING BRAIN BUSTER DROPS VALORA!!! Scott Adams now leaning against the ropes and ANDREW GARRISON TO HIS FEET CHARGES AT SCOTT BUT ADAMS GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND FALLS DOWN SENDING ANDREW GARRISON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: ANDREW GARRISON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY SCOTT ADAMS!!!
Andrew is quickly back to his feet on the outside he GRABS A STEEL CHAIR and quickly rolls back into the ring ANDREW DECKS ADAMS JUST AS HE HAD PULLED HIMSELF TO HIS FEET WITH THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES!!!!! Andrew then nails Scott with that same chair several more times to his body and back. Garrison, obviously pissed, tosses the chair across the ring then exits and begins to head for the back. Scott is down and out thanks to Garrison! Bia notices Scott pulling himself to his feet and BIA PICKS SCOTT UP AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: SCOTT ADAMS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! BY BIA!!!!
5…...4….3…2….1…BUZZ ENTRY #15 APATHY RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!!!!!
Vince Walters: Wow Andrew Garrison might have got eliminated but he made his presence known to the world!
Jill Mathews: Sore loser…. Scott Adams was very impressive here tonight despite being screwed over by that sore loser.
Vince Walters: And, we now have no more entrants left. Apathy a multi time champion here in New Edge is making her way to the ring.
Jill Mathews: Yeah she could be a force especially coming out last and she is rolling into the ring.
The moment Apathy stood up NOCTURNAL II greeted her with a head butt right between her eyes before she could even have a chance to react and NOC II He lifts his opponent up over their head with arms fully extended, before running to the ropes and launching them over the top rope into the front row of the crowd. He calls it “OUT WITH THE RUBBISH! Apathy ends up falling through some fans and both feet obviously hit the concrete floor.
Tom Davis: Apathy has been eliminated by NOCTURNAL II
Vince Walters: Wow uh thanks for coming Apathy….
Jill Mathews: HOLY SHIT!
Vince Walters: My thoughts exactly.
Jill Mathews: Well folks we have no one left to come out. We are down to Eight people left in this Rumble! We have Nocturnal II, Brandon, Valora, Bia, River, Megan Coleman, Rylee Ruin, and Bianca Davis…..
Vince Walters: Bianca is kind of roaming around the outside of the ring. She thought about getting into the ring a few times but seems to like teasing people heh.
Jill Mathews: Lame…. But, the other seven in the ring are all kind of getting to there feet with the exception of Nocturnal II who is standing with his arms crossed just waiting.
Vince Walters: OH there goes Megan and Rylee attacking Nocturnal II !
Jill Mathews: Yeah they didn’t appreciate the double chokeslam earlier I am guessing.
Brandon picks up the chair that was in the ring and tosses it into NOC II hands he then NAILS A RUNNING DROP KICK TO NOC Sending the chair into his face! NOC drops the chair obviously and is leaning near the ropes. Meg and Ryle try to double close line NOC out but NO!! NOC didn’t go and he shoves both of them back and down onto their asses. BIANCA gets handed something from Clark it’s a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES AND SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING UPPERCUTTING NOCTURNAL II with the brass knuckles and she quickly rolls back out of the ring! BRANDON with a head full of steam FLYING CROSS BODY KNOCKS NOCTURNAL OVER THE TOP BUT HE GRABBED A HOLD OF BRANDON AND MADE SURE HE WENT WITH HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Tom Davis: NOCTURNAL II AND BRANDON HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit what a move by Bianca to get Nocturnal II off balance like that and then the crazy Brandon pulled that crazy move to eliminate Nocturnal II but it caused himself to get eliminated too!
Jill Mathews: Bianca…. I don’t like her but it was effective and Brandon good lord the man has no care about putting his body on the line. And, oh my Noc II is attacking Brandon on the outside now. Brandon is fighting back these two are fighting into the crowd!
Vince Walters: NEW security is out in the crowd to break them up a whole lot of security actually!
Jill Mathews: I don’t blame them, we don't want any fans hurt!
Vince Walters: Well we are down to SIX!
Rylee, Megan, Valora, River, Bia and Bianca Davis are the six left. Now Bianca rolls into the ring seeing Valora fighting with Megan, Rylee fighting with River, And Bia standing there smiling, motioning for Queen B to come on. Megan Coleman managed to belly to belly suplex Valora into the corner turnbuckle and came up behind BIA DECKING HER WITH A RUNNING CLOSELINE from behind. It knocked Bia to one knee and Bianca hits a running front kick to the face of Bia knocking her down. Now Megan and Bianca begin stomping the crap out of the downed Bia! Clark Benson on the outside claps and cheers on both Meg and Bianca. The fans seem kind of puzzled here by these two working together. After they stop stomping on the downed Bia we see Megan nod to Bianca who smiles at Megan Coleman. Meanwhile Rylee Ruin and River are fighting both not giving an inch but Rylee gets rocked by a bionic elbow from River! An unexpected move, possibly which the crowd loved. RIVER WITH WHAT SHE CALLS LIBERTY BELL!!!!! TO RYLEE!!!! (JUDAS ELBOW). River now tries to bring Rylee to her feet pointing at the ring ropes signaling that she is going to toss her out. But, Bianca and Megan quickly attack River to stop that. Bianca grabs a hold of River after a stiff right kick from Megan to River's face. BROKEN CROWN “IMPLANT DDT” !!!! River is down. But, wait BIA is back to her feet she turns Bianca around and a stiff closeline knocks Bianca off her feet. Now it’s Megan and Bia exchanging blows back and forth they go! Meanwhile Valora rolls outside the ring obviously hurting but she finds her KENDO STICK! She then rolls back into the ring with a little blood coming from her mouth. Valora see’s Megan fighting with Bia near the ring ropes as they slug it out back and forth and VALORA NAILS MEGAN TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD THEN BIA ACROSS HER SKULL!!! Both are against the ropes. Bianca now back to her feet slowly and she comes up behind Valora and BACK STABBER!!! She drops Valora with that move from behind!!! Bianca then walks to the center of the ring screaming for the fans to bend a knee! River though is up to her feet! She looks pissed as she stands behind Bianca! Meanwhile near the ring ropes Megan and Bia start slugging it out again and BIA LIFTS MEGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT MEG LANDS ON THE RING APRON AND SUPERWOMAN PUNCH TO BIA!! RYLEE NOW BACK TO HER FEET GRABS BIA AND TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT, PART OF BIAS BODY HITS MEGAN AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE MAT!!!!!
Tom Davis: BIA AND MEGAN COLEMAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! BY RYLEE RUIN.
Vince Walters: Holy shit what action and I do not think Rylee meant to eliminate her friend Megan Coleman there but Bia’s body collided with Megs.
Jill Mathews: What craziness! If Megan hadn’t been in that spot I believe Bia was going to find a way to land on the apron actually but yeah they're both gone in shocking fashion.
Vince Walters: And, then there were four left! We got Valora the former NEW World Champ and holder of many other titles in NEW. We have Bianca Davis, a champion in many other places in the wrestling world before. We also have River, a former navy seal who has hung tough throughout this match and been really impressive. Then we got the Little Monster Rylee Ruin who has shown a ton of grit here.
Jill Mathews: I don’t know how this is going to end but River is beating the crap out of Bianca which I must admit I am loving seeing.
Vince Walters: Bianca is trying to fight back damn it! Oh look Clark Benson is up on the ring apron!
Bianca backed into a corner while River just lays shots into her Clark Benson hops up onto the ring apron pointing at River telling her to stop this right now! River head butts Bianca right between her eyes then knee’s Bianca in the gut. She then looks over at Clark who TOSSES SOME FORM OF WHITE POWDER FROM HIS RIGHT HAND INTO THE EYES OF RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!! River falls to the mat holding her eyes obviously. As Bianca drops to the mat face first from the abuse she received from River. Meanwhile Rylee and Valora are fighting it out. Rylee Ruin and Valora with several shots back and forth. Valora almost got speared but she moved out of the way just in time and Rylee hit the corner turnbuckle hard! Valora wipes the blood from her mouth and waits as Rylee stumbles towards her, possibly out on her feet from the impact into that turnbuckle. As Rylee stumbles around TROUBLE IN PARADISE KICK FROM VALORA!!!!!! RYLEE STUMBLES OVER THE TOP ROPE but manages to hold onto the top rope keeping her body from falling down to the outside!!! Rylee is pretty much out of it but she has enough instinct to have grabbed a hold of that top rope! Valora though runs and hits a running boot to the FACE OF RYLEE RUIN!!!! Valoras leg went above the top rope and boot smacked Rylee Ruin in her face!!! RYLEE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Tom Davis: FINISHING FOURTH RYLEE RUIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY VALORA!!!!!
Jill Mathews: The little monster was very impressive in her NEW Debut no doubt about it.
Vince Walters: I’m a fan there is no doubt about that!
Jill Mathews: I do not like her attitude and a few other things about her but she is without a doubt a future force here in NEW.
Back in the ring Valora has dropped to one knee, obviously wiped out from this long match. Bianca is down, and River is hanging out under the bottom rope somewhat blinded right now on her back. DEAN ANDERSON COMES RUNNING OUT getting a big pop from the fans as they know him from all over the world of wrestling. He has a few water bottles and a towel in his hands. He goes over to River pouring water into her eyes and hands her a towel he then glares over at Clark Benson who screams you don’t belong out here! Dean, a current NEW trainer while he has shoulder surgery, an obvious friend of River, points at Clark as he is walking away and warns him to watch himself. River has wiped her eyes with the towel now and tossed it out of the ring as she gets back to her feet. Her vision still blurry surely but she sees Bianca getting to her feet and RAPID STRIKE!!!!! (Daniel Bryant Running knee) Knocks Bianca over the top rope and DOWN ONTO CLARK? CLARK BENSON LAID HIS BODY FLAT AND BIANCA LANDED ON TOP OF HIM!!!! SHE IS CURRENTLY MOUNTED ON TOP OF CLARK AND BOOTS HAVING NOT TOUCHED THE OUTSIDE RING MAT OFFICIALLY YET! River can’t believe what she is seeing. She is pointing at the refs to do something and her back is turned from Valora! VAL NOW RUNS WITH ALL THE SPEED SHE HAD LEFT AND DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK OF RIVER KNOCKING RIVER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO BIANCA WITH CLARK UNDER THEM BOTH!!!! VALORA WALKS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING DROPPING TO HER KNEES AND PUTTING HER ARMS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Uh…. I think Valora just won?
Jill Mathews: Well there are three refs watching as we have the damndest thing I have ever seen on the outside. We got Clark on the bottom with Bianca on top of him and River on her back on top of Bianca on the outside!
Vince Walters: Absolute craziness!!!!! Look at the refs there watching and BIANCA’S BODY rolled off Clark her feet hit the mat officially and then RIVER ROLLS FALLS DOWN ONTO CLARK AND ROLLS OFF OF HIM HER BOOTS OFFICIALLY HIT THE MAT!!!!
Jill Mathews: Clark looks crushed!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!!
Tom Davis: Bianca Davis has been eliminated 3rd with a future title shot of her choice other than the world title. And, River Rose Riley has been eliminated, finishing second with a future title shot other than the world title of her choice!
Jill Mathews: Wow huge prizes there but what about the winner?
Tom Davis: And, here is your winner with a guaranteed future NEW WORLD TITLE SHOT VALORA SALINAS!!!!!
Valora wipes a little more blood from her mouth as she smiles a devilish smile and the crowd pops big as she has now come to her feet to raise an arm in victory!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: WHAT A MATCH! I got all kind of emotions coming out of that match and during!
Jill Mathews: That sounded very sexual…. But, ladies and gentlemen N.E.W’S sixth Royal Rumble was a complete war and Valora Salinas “The Hardcore Icon” will get a future NEW World title shot!
Vince Walters: So much went down in this rumble and so much that’s going to come out of it.
Jill Mathews: Yes indeed can’t wait to see what’s next for all of them. But, speaking of next, we have a legendary feud that gets one final match with the NEW World title on the line coming up in a few minutes between Roger Wright and Johnny Stylez. Let’s take a look back at their history dating all the way back to 2010 here in NEW EDGE.
We cut to a video package showing the history between Roger Wright and Johnny Stylez while Valora exited the ring a Royal Rumble winner!
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Jill Matthews: As we clean up the carnage that was that Rumble match we’re moments away to see who gets to set the record for the most World Title reigns in the history of our company. Will it be Johnny Stylez…
Vince Walters: God I hope so!
Jill Matthews: …or will it be Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: God I hope not…Johnny is going to kick his ass.
We then see a slight disturbance in the crowd as a man is walking through it. The chattering of the audience is getting louder before you start to see a man, about six foot five, step over the railing. The moment it clicks for the entire audience everybody has a reaction. There are some that are cheering the surprise of it all, but there are some core diehards who are booing heavily knowing the damage he’s done. And as he straightens his red tie and donning a black and red three piece suit…
Jill Matthews: Oh my God…it’s Seth Iser. What the hell is he doing here!?
Vince Walters: I didn’t have him on the list…but I wouldn’t mind if he DDT’d Roger right now for old time’s sake.
Jill Matthews: I will shove your own fist down your throat if you keep this up, Vince.
The chattering doesn’t disperse when it’s Seth who is entering the ring. The man isn’t dressed to compete but considering he’s signaling for a microphone it seems the man has something to say and you do not deny a man of his size a microphone when he asks for it. He just stands there in the sea of confusion, some hating his guts and others just happy he’s here for the surprise.
Seth Iser: I know how there’s a lot of important time devoted to the past and present for the company…and quite frankly right now, I feel like spending some of it myself.
There’s a cold, bluntness to Seth’s tone but at least for the moment the audience seems willing to listen to him. He brushes off the one stray gray lock on his now mostly gray set of hair but he isn’t hiding a thing in terms of his face. The Morgantown native also seems to have maintained that lighter shape that he’s been in even if his face looks a little older than he actually is.
Seth Iser: I’m not going to stand here and pontificate…or lie to you people. I’ve been in the industry for over two decades. That’s a long time to be active in any profession. I’ve wrestled all over the world. You look at my body and you can see where on the globe I’ve been just from the various scars I’ve produced. The truth of the matter is we don’t get any younger. We each have a limit in how many times we can actually…wrestle.
He lets that last word hang for a moment as he taps his chin, the audience is still listening in. It’s almost…eerie for Iser in NEW. A crowd seemingly more intent on listening at the moment rather then just calling for his head.
Seth Iser: The other thing I know is the industry itself has changed a lot in two decades. It makes sense doesn’t it? Nothing can ever stay in stasis forever. Your priorities change in life. Hell, I used to wear tattered clothes and a gray mask. Going even further back I was a heavier man with blonde hair. Now I’m comfortable enough to let my hair stay gray while actually being engaged to marry. Life has a strange way of working and shifting your priorities, right.
He gestures at his hair for a moment, rubbing his free hand against his gray hair. For a moment, this actually earns a light chuckle from the audience though after he hears that from the crowd, Seth’s demeanor turns just ever slightly more serious, there’s more of that protruding glare coming from him as he shakes his head.
Seth Iser: The point is…we as people change. And yet as I stand here in the middle of the ring. I see a constant. A constant that…alarms me because for all the different things that have been considered antiquated have been phased away…something has remained. The constant…
He mouths that word for a moment and his lips curl into a frown as he takes an aggressive step forward in the ring.
Seth Iser: The constant…is the wrestling fan. And the fact that they’re the ones…who fail to learn the lessons.
And just like that the entire arena has turned on Seth and he’s earned himself a loud chorus of boos from the audience. Before he can continue onto his speech though, we hear a loud chant that ‘Iser sucks’ which doesn’t even make the Morgantown native flinch. He remains stoic yet defiant in the middle of the ring.
Seth Iser: I admit…I’ve had my fallings. I’ve done things I probably shouldn’t have given the context of things. I’ve far too often been blinded by things like revenge. Yet who are the people that sit behind their keyboards and send their damned messages trying to encourage people to raise the stakes further just for revenge. Instead of letting us wrestlers provide for our families or hell even the glory of a championship…most of you neanderthals would rather just keep poking all of us just reminding us of areas…we need to ‘avenge’ for your amusement.
And there’s the profane chant that hasn’t been heard in a few years in Chicago. The entire NEW audience is chanting ‘Fuck you Iser!’ in a total display of rage. Rather than have a glint in his eye and reddening of the face in the past, Seth merely offers a shake of the head toward the hatred being spewed at him. He just offers a condescending point to his wrist as the only sense of acknowledgement to the hatred because he’s just showing he’s willing to wait it out.
Seth Iser: And with chants like that, the wrestling fan has continued to prove…they’re now the ugliest part of the industry. You don’t like the reminder but as I can’t help but do…I’m merely speaking the truth. And now the truth…to why I’m truly out here.
He pauses for a moment, his face actually flashes a bit of agitation rather than pure anger as he just takes a slight moment to compose himself ever so slightly. While he doesn’t wear a physical mask, the emotional mask of calm is back on his face.
Seth Iser: Because we have a World Title match, I won’t dawdle around the point: There’s a memorial show because we lost one of our own. We lost LA Kief. And a lot of people that have been associated with the company are coming back at least for that show. I put my name on that list. I have unselfish reasons…it’s a brotherhood. It’s the right thing to do. I also…and I’ll admit this, it’s the truth. I have a selfish reason as well. I have a challenge to make. And I’m doing it in the way a wrestler should. In public, in front of the camera and the entire world with a microphone in hand. And that challenge…
He distinctly waits a second to listen to the crowd’s both agitation of him and the wandering of who he’ll directly challenge.
Seth Iser: Is to you, Bobby Backdoor.
There’s a cheer when that name is mentioned as well as a loud groan from the announce desk’s Vince Walters when that name is mentioned. The crowd does instinctively chant ‘Bobby!’ loud enough and to Seth’s credit, rather than get agitated by this, he seems content enough to let the audience again let their verbal display out of their system.
Seth Iser: You and I…for over a decade have done unforgivable things to one another. I’m not absolving myself from blame for my own actions either; I’d be a hypocrite if I did that. You cheated me out of money when you really should’ve just told the truth of what happened when you ran a company. I ruined what was supposed to be your retirement ceremony by trying to dislocate your shoulder out of its socket entirely and provoke another round of retaliation! We’ve crossed the line and thrown the code of pro wrestling out the door with one another. We’ll never get the years back. We’ll never lose those scars. And hell, I don’t think we’ll ever truly forgive each other. Not in our heart of hearts. I accept that as fact.
The tone in Seth’s voice is a little lower than what we’re accustomed to as he lets out a sigh. He isn’t fully comfortable admitting it but after a shake of the head, the stoic mask he’s put on is back in place.
Seth Iser: This…this is coming from a selfish but more professional line of thought. I…loathe the idea that no matter how many times I’ve kicked your ass…you always got back up. You always found a way…to best me. That’s something that my wrestler’s pride and ego just also can’t stand. So…my challenge for Night of the Ninja is to you. And you might think…’Why the hell should I accept this challenge now?’ you ask. Well…let me add an incentive just for you to make it just a little more appealing.
There’s a little more of the usual base tone from Seth rather than how low he was speaking earlier. The eyes narrow as more of a frown is coming on his face.
Seth Iser: I’ll sign a legally binding contract to get this match done that says one thing. You can name any kind of match you want. It doesn’t matter to me how you design it. You get to name the stipulation. You get to design the extras if there’s a need for that. And no matter how sick and twisted or unusual or off putting it might be, I’ll sign onto the dotted line. I don’t just want a match with you, I want a match with you putting the best shot you can put together just as a showcase of how different and better I’ve become at the art of professional wrestling.
There’s a cheer from the crowd when Seth offers this kind of concession. Again, he’s not cutting the audience off but rather, letting them put their cheers but the moment they start to quiet down.
Seth Iser: But…don’t let this concession nor the fact that this crowd really wants to you to kick my ass blind you to the reality that’s in front of you now: That it doesn’t matter if it’s you, one of our many other legends or the popcorn vendor giving these enabler fans their food. I am Seth Iser. I’ve seen and done it all in professional wrestling except that one nagging thing and…it’s about time that one thing gets accomplished. You’re my biggest wound left unmended, Bobby.
He then relaxes his face ever so slightly even as the audience boos the latest dig at them but this doesn’t phase Seth in the slightest.
Seth Iser: It’s time…I finally healed from that one last wound as well.
It’s that statement that also gets him booed but shows there’s still a little menace to him as he glares at the camera with more of a determined look rather than a purely evil one. He just merely seems focused as he lays the microphone down in the ring before he starts to make his exit.
Jill Matthews: I did not want to see that man ever again, Vince.
Vince Walters: He’s not the same man…though I am not thrilled that he wants to invite Bobby Backdoor back in our lives anyway!
Jill Matthews: While some things are different, Seth Iser is still an abrasive asshole and I hope Bobby Backdoor accepts this challenge and puts him in his place one more time!
Seth starts walking up the ramp and seems like he’s going to head backstage now and rather than acknowledge any of the middle fingers or fans shouting in his direction negatively he’s ignoring them entirely. He’s merely going about his business and nothing more as he disappears through the curtain.
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NEW MAIN EVENT
WORLD TITLE LADDER MATCH
LA JOHNNY STYLEZ
VS
ROGER WRIGHT
As we come back from a final advertisement the stage is now set for our main event. Ladders are now positioned outside the ring in certain spots about five of them in total as we now see THE NEW WORLD TITLE HANGING FROM HIGH ABOVE THE RING. Tom Davis has taken to the middle of the ring with mic in hand as well.
Jill Mathews: Well it’s time…
Vince Walters: Yes… It’s time for our main event with the beautiful NEW World Title now hanging above the ring Jill.
Jill Mathews: It sure is sexy.
Vince Walters: Hands above the table…
Jill Mathews: Oh zip it in your dreams would I masterbate anywhere near you….
Vince Walters: Oh but I think you would heh…. But, anyways the history between Johnny Stylez my guy! And, that other fellow he’s facing here tonight spans a long time.
Jill Mathews: You mean Roger Wright…. Yes, he and Johnny’s first match against each other was in 2010 here in NEW where they met in the first NEW Terrordome Match with like five others and it was at Justice 2 a huge PPV for us.
Vince Walters: A match my guy Johnny should have won….
Jill Mathews: Well he didn’t Roger Wright did…. And, Johnny and him would have several matches over the years after that, some won by Roger and some won by Johnny. Both are 6 time NEW World Champions so tonight one of them will walk out as the record holding Seven time NEW World Champion.
Vince Walters: Well I already got a nice bet in Vegas placed on LA Johnny Stylez and I believe he won’t let me down!
Jill Mathews: We shall see about that but one thing I do know is this is being billed as the final Johnny Stylez vs Roger Wright match up at least for a long time.
Vince Walters: Which I am perfectly fine with and oh the anticipation is killing me damn it let’s go to Tom!
Tom Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen here in Chicago Illinois…. IT’S NOW TIMEEEEE FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!!! It is for the vacant NEW WORLD TITLE!!! First introducing The Six Time former NEW World Champion “THE DON OF DISRESPECT” LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the titantron, as green smoke begins to fill the entryway. The arena goes completely black…and then
~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-
Cold by Crossfade plays over the loudspeaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a P.o.P T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is P.o.P in white bold letters with (Players of Perfection) written in captions. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.
-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-
Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting in the front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immediately begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it. Stylez walks up to the ring announcer and playfully slaps them over the head a few times, before walking over to the turnbuckle and laying across it pretending to fall asleep as he awaits his opponent.
Vince Walters: THERE HE IS LA JOHNNY STYLEZ OUR NEXT NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Jill Mathews: Don’t get ahead of yourself there Vince you should know by now to not doubt Roger Wright either…..
Vince Walters: Blah, Blah, Blah and more blah!
Jill Mathews: Mature, very mature….
Tom Davis: And, his opponent here is also a FORMER SIX TIME NEW WORLD CHAMPION ROGER WRIGHT!!!!!!!
Silence is heard, no music just lights kind of roaming around the top of the entrance stage and out STEPS ROGER WRIGHT…. Too no music…. Roger stands at the top of the entrance ramp with a kind of blank expression across his face as the fans cheer pretty decently. Some fans though are dead quiet not sure what to make of what they are seeing. Roger slowly begins to walk down the entrance ramp still with a pretty blank stare. Fans hold out their hands trying to get him to slap hands with them but Roger pays no attention to them whatsoever. He does finally look towards the ring locking eyes with Johnny Stylez who is no longer leaning against a turnbuckle. He has now taken to the center of the ring with a giant smile across his face motioning for Roger to come on. Roger though does not hurry at all… He slowly makes his way down to the ringside area and walks around the ring in a slow circle kind of surveying everything with a just motionless expression. He then after a big circle reaches the ring steps and begins to walk up the steps. Finally he enters into the ring and Johnny laughs a little when his and Rogers' eyes meet yet again. Roger still emotionless steps to the middle of the ring where senior Ref Jim Floss stands between the two asking them if they are ready…..
Jill Mathews: What a weird entrance for Roger Wright….
Vince Walters: I can’t disagree with you but then again Roger has never been fully there mentally in my opinion.
Jill Mathews: Are you kidding me??? Your boy Johnny Stylez is the damned one who’s never been fully there mentally.
Vince Walters: OH here we go Jill’s hatred for the best wrestlers ever is still here ladies and gents…..
Jill Mathews: You damn right that will never change….
Vince Walters: So sad….
DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger and Johnny stand in the middle of the ring with Johnny mouthing off to Roger saying all kinds of stuff in typical Johnny fashion. Roger though doesn’t even seem to care he just continues to give a cold stare towards Johnny. This seems to irritate Johnny who attempts a left hand to Roger but it’s blocked by Roger. Now Johnny attempts a right hand but again blocked by Roger and WHAM ROGER WRIGHT HEAD BUTTS JOHNNY RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES. Johnny falls backwards managing to stay on his feet but now leaning against the ropes away from Roger holding his face a little. While Roger Wright remains standing at the center of the ring. The fans cheer for Roger even chanting his name a little but Roger does not even look towards any of them. Johnny now looks mad as he charges back to the center of the ring and gets nailed by a right hand from Roger then a left hand which has Johnny off balance. Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and SPINE BUSTER!!! He drops Johnny to the mat. Johnny rolls to his side and Roger begins to kick Johnny Stylez back.
Jill Mathews: This has been a strange start for Roger Wright but is he playing mind games here?
Vince Walters: Eh…. Who knows with that SOB! Come on Johnny get up and kick The Golden Boys ass!
Jill Mathews: Roger has just kept stomping away on the downed Johnny Stylez which I can’t say I hate seeing but Oh Johnny just rolled out of the ring now and is down on one knee outside the ring.
Vince Walters: He’s creating a little ring separation to gather himself here which I say is smart.
Jill Mathews: Johnny smart??? Wow, I just do not wish to agree with you on that.
Vince Walters: Bitch…..
Jill Mathews: Oh stop it Vince you might hurt one of my feelings…..
Johnny now is to his feet completely on the outside and ROGER WRIGHT WITH A RUNNING SUCIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE BUT JOHNNY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! Johnny got out of the way just in time and Roger hit the outside ring mat chest and face first. Johnny now has a bit of that smile back across his face as he motions for Roger to get to his feet and slowly Roger does. Johnny with a left, a right and a HEAD BUTT OF his own which knocks Roger back against the ring apron. Johnny now kicks Roger in his gut and as Roger leans over from the pain JOHNNY WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECK BREAKER DROPS ROGER ON THE OUTSIDE! The fans boohoo loudly as Johnny yells “SHUT UP” to the fans…. Roger now begins to get back to his feet and Johnny stomps on the right hand of Roger Wright multiple times as he was getting to his feet. Roger as he gets back to his feet quickly rolled back into the ring to create some separation. Johnny however is quick to roll in the ring and goes for a closeline to Roger Wright but it’s ducked! Roger turns Johnny around and TILT A WHIRL SLAM!!! Johnny Stylez is down as Roger, still with that cold expression, bounces off the ropes and hits a leaping knee down across the face of Johnny. Roger walks around the ring in a circle kind of then as Johnny gets to his feet a leaping clothesline from Roger knocks Johnny back down to the mat. The fans once again begin to cheer for Roger who looks up at the ceiling noticing the N.E.W World title hanging in the air he then rolls to the outside grabbing a ladder from the outside and slides it into the ring! Roger then rolls his body back inside the ring and picks the ladder up. But, as soon as Roger picked the ladder up Johnny Stylez got to his feet and nailed a driving left boot INTO THE LADDER INTO ROGERS CHEST!!! Roger falls onto his back and the ladder is draped over him!
Vince Walters: YES!!!! YES!!!! Johnny is now in control and look at the grin coming across my boy's face.
Jill Mathews: Roger has been just acting so strange but right now sadly Johnny is in the driver’s seat and Oh boy Johnny just leaped up and DOUBLE stomp onto the ladder which ROGER was under! Good lord….
Vince Walters: The Don Of Disrespect at his best ladies and gentlemen.
Jill Mathews: What’s he up to now? He just rolled outside the ring and why did he just smile in my direction? The pig needs to focus on this match and stop wishing he could get with me because that’s never going to happen….
Vince Walters: Oh please don’t flatter yourself and look he is grabbing a steel chair and now rolling back into the ring with it.
Jill Mathews: I’m sexy Vince you know it, he knows it and everyone watching at home knows it but that man will never touch me.
Vince Walters: You have let yourself go a little over the past four years but still decent I guess…
Jill Mathews: This coming from the geekiest man I know… But, look Roger has managed to remove the ladder from on top of himself and has used the ring ropes to pull himself back to his feet obviously hurting though.
Johnny now back in the ring with that steel chair in hand waits for Roger to turn around and just as Roger does Johnny takes a big swing but Roger DUCKS! Now as Johnny turns around with the chair in his hands towards Roger he gets the chair KICKED IN HIS FACE VIA A BOOT FROM ROGER!!! Johnny now falls to the mat and the chair is off to his left. Roger drops to one knee for a moment then gets back to his feet just as Johnny is making it back up to his feet. Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE CHAIR!!! The back of Johnny’s head smacks the steel chair!!!!!!
Roger slowly moves over to the ladder reaching down, grabbing it and setting it up in the middle of the ring. He looks back noticing Johnny forcing his way back to his feet. Roger quickly moves towards Johnny but the defiant Stylez hits Roger with a quick right and a quick left. Now Johnny bounces off the ropes but Roger BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES Johnny to the mat. Roger now brings Johnny to his feet and DOUBLE ARM DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! Johnny is laid out. The Roger chants begin yet again as Roger just kind of glares down at the downed Johnny for a moment then walks over to the ladder and begins to climb it! He’s three fourths of the way up now and nearing the top of the ladder!!!! Johnny is back to his feet!!!!!! He runs at the ladder SHOVING IT AND ROGER DOWN!!!!! ROGER WENT FEEL OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! The ladder is leaning against the ring ropes as Johnny drops to one knee still hurting obviously.
Vince Walters: THAT A BOY!!!!!
Jill Mathews: What action we have just seen and Roger took a very bad fall. But, Johnny is hurting from the abuse he has taken in this match as we can see.
Vince Walters: And, our fans are chanting holy shit and for once I agree with them.
Jill Mathews: Holy shit Vince Walters agreeing with the fans I need to check outside and see if hell has frozen over….
Vince Walters: Very funny there boobs, very funny indeed.
Jill Mathews: Hey pervert eyes off the merchandise… Oh look Johnny has managed to get back to his feet but he’s a little off balance.
Vince Walters: He’s getting the ladder and setting it up once again as it was before right in the middle of the ring! OH DAMN IT ROGER IS MOVING….
As Johnny Stylez was making sure the ladder was stable, Roger Wright managed to roll himself back into the ring clearly not moving that fast after that huge fall. Johnny, who is still reeling himself a bit, notices that Roger has gotten back in the ring. He mouths something then slowly walks towards Roger who is using the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet. Now with Roger up Johnny grabs a hold of Roger by his hair after a few knee’s to Wright’s gut. Johnny looks around as the fans let out a loud amount of boo’s and BITCH SLAP from Johnny!!!! Another Bitch Slap!!!! Johnny smiles a little as Roger seems out of it but then out of nowhere Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and JAW BREAKER!!! Johnny is rocked as Roger now moves slowly towards the downed Johnny. A continued blank look on Rogers face mixed in with a few cringe looks from the pain he is in. Roger gets near Johnny pulling him back to his feet turning him around and GERMAN SUPLEXING JOHNNY ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!! Roger, now holding his back, gets back up to one knee and kind of looks around while Johnny is down again. Roger slowly gets to his feet while Johnny has rolled near the ring ropes and is using them to pull himself up while holding the back of his head. Roger nails Johnny with several knife edge chops across his chest but Johnny fires back with a right thumb to Rogers left eye!!! Roger is staggered and Johnny kicks Roger hard in his gut and “THE BEST MOVE EVER”!!!!! Johnny power bombs Roger into the nearby turnbuckle! Rogers' back hit hard!!! Johnny drops to the mat flat on his back after having done that though.
Jill Mathews: The punishment these two men have dealt out to each other is honestly not shocking at all.
Vince Walters: Well of course not this is for that N.E.W World title not to mention these two have never liked each other obviously. And, I need my guy Johnny to get up!
Jill Mathews: They are both down and we have seen a wow match thus far but only one attempt to get up the ladder thus far.
Vince Walters: Well these two men know each other very well so they know it takes a lot to keep each other down there Jill.
Jill Mathews: Wow, a little professional journalism from Vince Walters there.
Vince Walters: The fact you act surprised by that pisses me off a bit. I am Vince Walters, a living damned legend when it comes to journalism!
Jill Mathews: And, in typical Vince fashion you had to just go there of course..
Vince Walters: Oh zip it I am way more of a journalist then you there porn star… But, anyways look Johnny is getting back to his feet and oh joy look Roger is up to one knee….
Johnny holds the back of his head for a moment trying to focus as Roger gets to his feet to meet Johnny and the two men begin exchanging shots, neither giving an inch. Serious rights and lefts from both men. Johnny goes for a kick now to the gut of Roger but he side steps it and grabs Johnny right arm bringing him in for a hell of a SHORT ARM Close line! Johnny quickly recovers though getting back to his feet and Roger knee’s Johnny in his gut and WRIGHT OF WAY!!!!! AN IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!!!!! Johnny is down and now Roger who’s all kind of hurting crawls literally crawls slowly towards the ladder that is amazingly still set up in the middle of the ring. Roger reaches it and begins to force his body up it one step at a time slowly. Johnny has rolled onto his side and his eyes see Roger now half way up the ladder. Johnny Stylez reaches to his left, grabbing the steel chair with his hand and forcing his body to get up. Johnny Stylez is now standing with a steel chair in hand as Roger is three quarters of the way up the ladder and WHACK!!!! WHACK!!! AND WHACK!!!! THREE STEEL CHAIR SHOTS TO ROGERS BACK and Roger falls off the ladder down to the mat!!! Johnny drops the chair and now slowly walks over to the ladder himself. But, he is hurting obviously as well as he very slowly begins to climb up it.
Vince Walters: Come on Johnny!!!! Climb faster you got this!
Jill Mathews: He’s hurting so it’s not that easy to climb fast. These two men have been through a war in this match and both are hurt pretty badly.
Vince Walters: Johnny can take it he’s made of different stuff then that Roger Wright guy that’s down flat on the mat.
Jill Mathews: Johnny Stylez is half way up the ladder now… OH but look, Roger Wright is getting back to his feet!
Vince Walters: Son of a bitch…. Why can’t this guy just stay down! Like literally the golden boy who I have watched here in NEW since he debuted in 2010 just is very difficult to keep down and I hate it!
Jill Mathews: He’s one of the best in the business Vince and his ability to continue to keep going has always been one of the things that has made him very special.
Vince Walters: Oh stop kissing his ass…. Johnny look out!
As Johnny was near the top of the ladder Roger climbed up the ladder on the other side and stopped him from reaching up for the N.E.W World Title. Roger nailed Johnny with a few hard right hands and then slammed Johnny face first onto the top of the ladder step. Roger didn’t stop there though he slammed Johnny’s face a good four more times onto that ladder step showing a very intense side of himself. Now Roger, who is just spent, reaches up for the title but Johnny manages to somehow throw a hell of a left punch which stops Roger. NOW both men are slugging it out at the top of the ladder both obviously spent on energy so the punches are lacking a little but still more than enough to do damage. BOTH MEN AFTER SEVERAL BACK AND FORTH PUNCHES FALL OFF THE LADDER AND FLAT ON THEIR BACKS DOWN ON THE RING CANVAS!!! The fans break out into a holy shit…..chant then a Roger…Roger chant and even a Johnny sucks chant thrown in. Both men are flat on their backs breathing deeply… But, slowly after a few minutes they both manage to get to their feet. As soon as Roger charged towards Johnny though Stylez dropped to one knee and LOW BLOW FROM JOHNNY STYLEZ TO ROGER WRIGHT!!!! The fans let out a loud chorus of boos! JOHNNY NOW GRABS ROGER WRIGHT INSULT 2 INJURY!!!!!!!!!! ROGER IS DOWN!!!!! JOHNNY IS DOWN for a moment as well!!! But, Johnny grabs the ring ropes pulling his hurt body to his feet and he stumbles over to the ladder to see that it’s somewhat BUSTED! Johnny shakes his head as he throws the ladder out of the ring… He then rolls outside the ring slowly picking up another ladder and shoving it under the ring ropes into the ring. He now rolls himself into the ring and drags the ladder to the center then sets it up and starts to climb once again! No movement from Roger thus far but Johnny had to take a lot of time with getting a new ladder.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT… DAMN IT.. Johnny had this but the freaking ladder was broke and now Roger is starting to stir as Johnny is only half way up the ladder!
Jill Mathews: It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
Vince Walters: OH SHUT UP! Come on Johnny get up the damn ladder Roger is getting to his feet!
Jill Mathews: And, he is up! Johnny is almost to the top and ROGER JUST KICKED THE LADDER OVER!!!! JOHNNY goes flying down to the ring mat and the ladder on top of him!
Vince Walters: BS! I say BS! If the other cheap ass ladder hadn’t been broken Johnny Stylez would be a 7 time NEW World Champ right now.
Jill Mathews: Someone get Vince a box of tissues for his tears please.
Roger after having kicked the ladder fell flat on his back still reeling from the obvious effects of this grueling match up. Johnny was now under the ladder but we do see his right arm moving a little as he finally shoves the ladder off his body. Roger sets up while that was happening and forces himself to get back up. He walks over to the ladder and picks it up. Roger now waits as Johnny stumbles to his feet and WHAM!!!!! Roger drives the ladder between the eyes of Johnny Stylez, dropping him! Roger now falls to one knee for a moment but again after a few minutes manages to get back fully to his feet and he sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. The fans are chanting loudly for him again as he slowly begins to climb this ladder now. Johnny is using the ring ropes to once more pull himself to his feet. Roger see’s Johnny getting to his feet as he is almost half way up the ladder. Johnny now to his feet kind of stumbles over towards the ladder and ROGER LEAPS OFF FROM THREE FOURTHS OF THE WAY UP IT TOWARDS JOHNNY STYLEZ AND NAILS THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd erupts!!!!!
Jill Mathews: HOLY SHIT! Did you see that? What a Wright Stuff!!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah I saw it…. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Jill Mathews: Roger is down though at the moment he has to find a way to get back to his feet one more time and get up that ladder.
Vince Walters: Naw he needs to stay down his body is broken just like Johnnys… He should rest and just stay there damn it.
Jill Mathews: Roger has rolled onto his chest and crawling for the ring ropes to help pull himself to his feet.
As Roger pulls himself up Johnny is down with no signs of movement. Roger stumbles a little but makes his way to the ladder and once more begins to climb it!
Vince Walters: No…..Not like this and not the golden boy becoming a seven time NEW World Champion damn it no!
Jill Mathews: It might be a reality you have to live with their Vince as Johnny is down and out! Roger is hurting badly but he is full of grit and you can’t teach that.
Vince Walters: I swear on all that is holy Jill Mathews… WAIT WHAT THE WHY IS HE COMING OUT!
JESSE STYLES IS SEEN coming down the entrance ramp now near ringside as Roger is almost half way up the ladder…..
Jill Mathews: My guess is he wanted a close view to watching his cousin fail!
Vince Walters: OH THIS IS CRAP!
JESSE STYLES SUDDENLY ROLLS INTO THE RING just as Roger is half way now up the ladder he PULLS ROGER DOWN OFF THE LADDER AND GOES FOR A HYPE KICK BUT ROGER DUCKED IT!!!! ROGER NOW GOES TO WRIGHT STUFF JESSE BUT HE SHOVES THE WEEKEND ROGER OFF HIM!!!! NOW ROGER TURNS AROUND AND WHAM HYPE KICK FROM JESSE STYLES!!!!
Vince Walters: OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: WHAT THE HELL!!!!! WHY? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD JESSE DO THIS?
Vince Walters: LOOK HE’S HELPING HIS COUSIN JOHNNY TO HIS FEET! YES! I HAVE WAITED SO LONG TO SAY THIS! FINALLY THE COUSINS SEEM TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE!!!! I Uh think…
Jill Mathews: These Chicago fans are stunned, I’m stunned and I don’t get it. Johnny and Jesse have hated each other forever! Like literally since 2012….
JESSE HELPS HIS COUSIN JOHNNY OVER TO THE LADDER and Johnny then begins to slowly climb up it. While Jesse notices Roger Wright trying to get to his feet somehow… Jesse looks a little stunned but waits and as soon as Roger gets up HYPE KICK ANOTHER HYPE KICK!!!! Jesse doesn’t hesitate he leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and DEATH FROM ABOVE DOWN ONTO ROGER WRIGHT!!!!! Johnny now has REACHED THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND GRABS THE NEW WORLD TITLE DOWN!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!
Vince Walters: OH MY GOD HE’S DONE IT!!!!! SEVEN TIME NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Jill Mathews: I do not understand this at all! The Owner of this company Jesse Styles is being booed by his hometown fans and I don’t blame them! Johnny Stylez with a huge assist from his Cousin Jesse has won the NEW EDGE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DAMN IT!
Vince Walters: STYLES AND STYLEZ FOREVER!!!!!!!
Johnny with the title in his clutches climbs down the ladder slowly then locks eyes with his cousin Jesse who grabs the title out of Johnny's arms! Jesse then PLACES THE TITLE AROUND JOHNNY'S WAIST and straps it. The fans are booing so very loudly…..
Tom Davis: And, here is your winner of this epic ladder match AND NOW THE SEVEN TIME NEW EDGE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Look at Johnny and Jesse both with smirks on their faces this is making me sick!
Vince Walters: Take it all in Jill this is the now era in NEW EDGE WRESTLING STYLES AND STYLEZ ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
Jill Mathews: Roger was screwed and I still just can’t grasp this but ladies and gentlemen we have a uh now reigning and defending NEW WORLD CHAMP…. I can’t say it…
Vince Walters: His name is LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Sickening…. But, we are out of time ladies and gentlemen after four years we here at NEW EDGE WRESTLING ARE BACK.
Vince Walters: BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABY!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: SIGH….. We will see you at the NEXT IGNITE GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
With that from Jill we see Jesse and Johnny now outside the ring with Jesse raising Johnny’s left arm in the air to signal his victory. Meanwhile NEW trainers have come to the ring to check on the hurt Roger Wright who came so close to winning but on this night it did not happen.....We then fade out to the IGNITE LOGO ONCE MORE...
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We then go inside the sold out EDGE ARENA live from Chicago Illinois where NEW EDGE WRESTLING IS NOW BACK ON THE AIR! This edition of IGNITE is live on fite.tv plus streaming delayed later on the New Edge Website. Meanwhile again a sold out crowd of 12 thousand people have shown up at the home arena for New Edge. The camera’s zoom around the arena catching the excitement and then…
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!
HAIL TO THE ONE!!!!!!
KNEEL TO THE CROWN!!!!
"Hail To The King '' By Avenged Sevenfold continues to play over the speakers and out steps the Owner of New Edge Wrestling Jesse Styles himself wearing black jeans with Styles on one pant leg and Jesse written on the other in blue lettering, his white wife beater, black boots, and a big smile across his face. He slaps hands with some fans before slowly making his way to the ring steps. Jesse then walks up the steps and climbs through the middle ropes and officially inside the ring. Now inside the ring he walks right to the middle of it pulling a mic out of his leather jacket pocket and just kind of waits.
STYLES!!!!!
STYLES!!!!!!
STYLES!!!!!!
Jesse tries to put the mic near his mouth and speak but his hometown of Chicago is switching from Styles chants to N.E.W chants and very loud at that. Jesse smiles and even nods his head before once again putting the mic near his mouth.
Jesse Styles: CHICAGOOOOOOO DAMN IT”S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!!!
The crowd pops loud like holy shit type of loud and breaks out into N.E.W chants/ Styles chants yet again. Jesse walks around the ring a little before once again returning to the center of it and putting the mic back near his mouth.
Jesse Styles: Four years……Four damned years it took but baby we are fucking back! New Edge Wrestling, the best god damned wrestling promotion of all time in my very biased opinion, is finally alive and well again! Now I know the haters out there will say well Jesse brought New Edge back yet again for his own ego…. Or, he brought it back because he’s broke… Or, he brought it back because he can’t stand being out of the spotlight…. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, AND HALF RIGHT ABOUT THE LAST ONE! I mean truth be told I do love the fucking spot light I am a damned wrestler at the end of the day so of course I do! But, let’s talk truth for a moment shall we. The truth is the current state of wrestling badly and I do mean badly needs NEW EDGE WRESTLING! Wrestling has been just up, down, up down, and more down over the past four years. I know we have had some dark moments but trust me the fucking greatness that is New Edge since 2009 far out weighs the once in a while dark times in New Edge.
The fans once again break out into N.E.W, N.E.W chants causing Jesse to pause for a moment. He takes it all in and even smiles.
Jesse Styles: So don’t adjust your devices at home N.E.W is back here tonight and I fucking promise you this we are staying around for a very long haul this time around. So tonight it begins once more… New Edge Wrestling has reopened which means we will be once again pushing the boundaries of pretty much everything because f’n let’s be honest that’s what we do in the N.E.W! We will give you the very best wrestling, the very best stories, and the very best violence even. It’s back to the way wrestling should be with New Edge back. And, I am very honored to be once again the Owner of this company. My dear Cousin Johnny thought he had himself lined up to be co owner but well you all caught the press conference and yeah that’s a ways away before he can get into that spot. We all know Johnny Stylez craves a few things more than being part owner of this company. Sorry Cousin but if I can’t be the N.E.W World champ while running this company then neither can you which is why you aren’t the co owner. But, Johnny you do have one more shot against Roger Wright tonight in the main event one last time of Johnny Stylez vs Roger Wright for the most coveted title in the world. That’s the New Edge World Championship! So good luck to both Roger and Johnny tonight. But, you know what enough from me we got a huge Royal Rumble match with prizes on the line to kick New Edge BACK OFF! So just like over four years ago It's time to send it over to our commentary team of Jill Mathews and Vince Walters!
With Jesse finishing that sentence he places the mic back in his leather jacket and his music plays once again as he rolls outside the ring throwing his arms in the air to get a huge ovation from the fans before walking up the ramp and to the back.
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Jill Mathews: Ladies and gentlemen it is my extreme honor to be back here in New Edge Wrestling. I am Jill Mathews here once again like I have done a billion times in the past to call the action for you.
Vince Walters: And, I am the man, the myth, and the legend of commentary Vince Walters! Now unlike my partner next to me I remained in the game so obviously you all have kept up with how godly I am at this. But, I must say New Edge has always been and will always be HOME..
Jill Mathews: Oh how happy I am to be back at the commentary set with you Vince…. And, yes he kept active with other companies while I stayed true to N.E.W. I became a social media influencer while awaiting for this day to happen and here we are.
Vince Walters: What she really means to say is no other company wanted her because of her whole being in the porn industry….
Jill Mathews: Vince “The Pig” Walters…. I was a very big draw in a few adult films. Yes that is true but New Edge always comes first and as soon as I heard rumors of it returning I picked up my phone and made some calls gettin my old contract picked back up. Unlike Vince over here who in fact turned down the first couple of contract offers I heard…
Vince Walters: Whoa… Whoa… I turned down one contract offer and then countered and they accepted it’s called business there Tits….
Jill Mathews: I already want to slap you…. Yep we are home.
Vince Walters: We are indeed!
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"Witness the return of the Most hated World Champion to ever grace a wrestling ring!"
"This isn't James Wolf either fuckers!"
"Be prepared to ask everything you always ever wanted too, but never had the balls to go through with it!"
January 2024
"Hell’s where I was born! Hell’s where I was raised,
This hell is where I’m from and this hell is where I’ll stay.
The hush is all I need, to hush the misery
The hush that belongs to me, like the hush inside of dreams
Just be still and pray, and let the noise just fade away."
The jumbo N.E.W. tron then suddenly cuts off, as the fans boo, and some of them cheer. The crowd is obviously split, but the question remains what about the roster itself?
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Sitting all alone on a production case in the backstage area of The Edge Arena we find Rylee Ruin relaxing before the Rumble she's entered in this evening. A rather attractive Latina walks up to her with a huge smile on her face. The N.E.W fans know her to be the interviewer Brandy Boss. She in her spicy Latino accent starts speaking to the “Little Monster”.
Brandy: Hello Miss Ruin, I'm not sure we've met officially quite yet, I'm Brandy Boss one of the backstage interviewers here at New Edge. May I get a few minutes of your time to get your thoughts on the rumble tonight?
Clearly in her own world Rylee at first just stares at her blankly as she sets down her mobile phone she was engaged with.
Rylee: What?!?
Boss didn't notice Ruin had her ear buds before she started talking to her. Rylee takes them out and once again stares at the pretty girl and smiles kinda flirty. Ry takes the pen from her hand and signs the paper on that clipboard she's carrying with a heart and her number.
Rylee: Can I help you? Did you want an autograph or my number or I could take yours if you play on my side of the street.
Ry winks super awkwardly. Taken aback Brandy blushes as she remains professional.
Brandy: Excuse me, again, I'm one of the interviewers here Rylee and I'd like to ask you a few questions.
A little of that latin fire comes out of her.
Brandy: So, I saw the promo piece you put out the other day and it was interesting to say the least.
Ruin cuts her off.
Rylee: What's that supposed to mean?
Brandy: I'm simply saying it was rather scattered and the conversation between you and Xander was a bit uncomfortable.
Rylee: I don't know what you're talking about. Everything seemed very normal to me. Xan just doesn't like Jesse because he was on the best run of his career and I think he feels Styles stifled that. Besides that everything went exactly like I wanted it to.
She stares at Brandy puzzled and puts the hair that fell before her eyes behind her ear.
Rylee: Much better… You're far too pretty to have that in the way.
Boss again blushes a bit and stutters slightly when asking the next question.
Brandy: Thank you, what do you think are your chances in the rumble tonight?
Rylee: Well… I enter mid way at ten so… There should be some scrubs already eliminated by the time I get in there and seeing my bestie Meg goes in just a few before me all should be fine and hell that drama queen enters right after me. I might just wait right at the ropes and throw her dumb ass right on Clarks simp ass right away!! Who would bend the knee to her stupid ass anyways? And she's nowhere as cute as either of us, Brandy.
The Little Monster chuckles at herself.
Brandy: Right, well that's about all I can take for right now and I got another set of Ruins to go interview her next.
Rylee: What do you mean?
The red light on the camera turns off.
Brandy: I got to go up to one of the suites and get a few comments from the newest signing with New Edge. I'm pretty sure their name is Aiden or something. Same last name as yours.
Ry's entire demeanor changes as the realization that some of her family is in the building.
Rylee: If the person has my last name and her name is Ailyn that means they're doing it again! What the fuck!! They sent my favorite niece to come and spy on me!!!
Ry snaches the clipboard out of Brandy's hands and smashed it on the road case before storming away. She feverishly texts her 18 year old prodigy of a student.
Rylee: ARE YOU HERE?!?
Not even a second passes before she gets a response.
Ailyn: Yep! Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Rylee: ALONE???
Ailyn: Noppers. Mom, Dad, Xan, and Mema are here. I got good news too. You're not the only Ruin signed here. I just signed my first contact, Auntie!!
Rylee: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!
There's about a two minute pause.
Ailyn: Auntie. You still there?
Rylee storms out of the venue cursing up a storm as she chucks her phone into the parking lot. It bounces a few times unscathed and on face up with a FaceTime call ringing from her assistant/sister-in-law and Ailyn’s mother, Violet. Rylee can here the custom ringtone and speeds over to the device. Seething she connects the call.
Rylee: What the fuck do you want?
In the video call Vi can be seen along with Rylee’s mother in the background.
Violet: Well Luv, I don't want to talk to this version of you, where's the real Ryleigh?
Rylee: Well this is the only one you got!!
Still ungodly enraged she chuckles. A very different tone comes from her body. Much higher in a piercing tone.
Rylee: Whatever happens in that ring tonight is you and their faults!!
She maniacally giggles and turns off the call. Rylee grins ear to ear.
Rylee: This is exactly what I needed…
She walks with renewed purpose back towards the talent entrance. A security guard attempts to stop her not seeing her leave.
Rylee: I'd move! Because there's nothing but pain now… NOTHING BUT PAIN!!!
She pushes past the guard and finds a quiet place to sulk in her anger.
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River Rose Riley was seen in the backstage gym location of the EDGE arena. She appeared to be warming up for her match that was about to happen shortly, the NEW Royal Rumble. Ever so often we see River looking at the entrance doors that lead from the personnel parking lot. When she heard a door open she glanced over once again to see who was entering. It was a male member of the camera crew. She shrugged her shoulders. You could tell by the look on her face that she was a bit disappointed. But, when the camera man waved at her she gave a slight smile and a bit of a wave back to him. When the camera man walked away River walked over to a bench that was seated in front of a big glass mirror she then proceeded to pick up a towel that was laying on the bench. She wiped her face off with the towel and after she got done wiping off her face she looked up at the mirror and smiled at the figure that was standing behind her. It was none other than Dean Anderson. Dean then proceeded to smile back at River. He was wearing a black leather jacket, a black t-shirt and dark blue jeans. He also had a black wrestling bag over his left shoulder.
River: You made it. I was wondering if you had changed your mind.
River turned around to face Dean. She smiled and placed the towel back down on the bench. Dean walked closer to River and he ran his right hand through his hair looking up and gave her a smile.
Dean Anderson: I did tell you at Club Rain when Jesse and Scarlet introduced us that I would be here.
River: That’s true but I believe actions speak louder than words. But, I’m really glad you are here and that you have agreed to be a wrestling trainer here at New Edge while you get that shoulder surgery done.
Dean Anderson: Well Jesse is a man you find hard to say no to plus it would be a lie if I didn’t find you a bit interesting from those posts of yours on twitter.
River: Well I’m happy that you are here no matter the reasoning. It’s nice to have a new friend in town. How is that shoulder of yours doing by the way? It looks kind of uncomfortable with that wrestling bag on your shoulder. Let me take it from you.
River walks closer to Dean and attempts to try and take the wrestling bag but Dean doesn't allow her to take it. However their eyes did meet and River smiled despite not getting the bag.
Dean Anderson: I appreciate it but I’m not crippled and the shoulder is holding together alright thanks though there River. Now Jesse has indeed talked me into seeing a specialist so we can look into surgery on my injured shoulder.
Dean walks away from River, the camera sees Dean placing his bag down on the bench while River scopes out the back of Dean.
River: Yes, the admiral is a hard person to say no to. So, Dean, do you happen to have any advice for me regarding the Rumble tonight?
Dean turns around and sets down on the bench he then locks eyes with River while he pats the seat next to him. River smiles and walks towards him. The camera then dims away.
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“REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!”
The NEW Arena explodes as Personal Jesus blares through the arena.
Jill Matthews: Oh my God it is a special occasion!!
Vince Walters: I can't hear you!! Keep your pants on Jill!!
The crowd only gets louder as on stage appears The Showstealer himself, multi time NEW champion and NEW Hall of Famer Al Envy!! He smiles as he is humbled by the crowd response as he adjusts his suit and walks towards the ring.
Tom Davis: Ladies and Gentleman….AALLL EENNVVYY!!
The crowd erupts again. Envy slaps hands before entering the ring. He takes a deep breath as he runs his fingers across the ropes before he is handed a microphone. The crowd is raucous with a standing ovation.
Jill Matthews: Who else in New Edge Wrestling could garner a pop like this! But what is he doing here? I never saw him on the booking sheet.
Vince Walters: It's the return of NEW. What would a return be without Al Envy!! One of the most popular performers in NEW history. And he looks great!
Jill Matthews: Boy he sure does …
Vince Walters: He's engaged now, Keep your hands on the desk.
The crowd will not get quiet enough to allow Envy to speak which made him laugh.
ENVY ENVY ENVY!!
The chant echoed off the arena walls as their appreciation continued to flow towards Al Envy.
Al Envy: My apologies to Jill and Vince, and to those in the back because this wasn't planned. I only came to say hello to some old friends and I wasn't planning on coming out here but ..
Thank you Envy broke out inside the arena. Envy stopped talking and shrugged looking into the camera. He started to signal in the camera that this might run a little long.
Al Envy: But after smoking a joint with Johnny Stylez he convinced me to come give the people what they want, so here I am!
The crowd erupts again as Envy laughs.
Al Envy: Now I do need to give some bad news because I know what you all are thinking. Al Envy is back in New Edge Wrestling, well….. that's not something I can say without being a liar.
The crowd boos as Envy looks regretful.
Al Envy: I unfortunately have other commitments, and on a personal level I am actually getting married…
The crowd applauded as some people broke out into a Britney Anders chant which made Envy laugh.
Jill Matthews: I hate her….
Vince Walters: Get over it. I know your ring rat for cRu days are your fondest memories but…
Jill Matthews: Will you stop!!
Al Envy: So I am not saying goodbye, but I am saying see ya later for now …
The crowd boos starting a please don't go chant
Al Envy: But then…..
Envy kind of changes direction a little.
Al Envy: I pop onto Twitter, X whatever the hell it is and I see a I guess they call it a tweet still right? It was a challenge. I got called out. Someone calls out the Show Stealer and wants to come to NEW to face me.
The crowd cheers.
Al Envy: So I guess I do have time for a match in N.E.W now, because someone calling me out somewhere else is one thing. But to do it then challenge me In New Edge? Nah ah!! That's something you don't do…so Raven Hardy!?
The crowd pops a little as Envy looks right into the camera and hopes Raven Hardy is watching.
Al Envy: Challenge accepted!
Envy drops the microphone and exits the ring.
Vince Walters: Are we getting Envy vs Hardy? Is that woman out of her mind wanting to go with NEW’s version of Al Envy??
Jill Matthews: She is a member of the Hardy family who's had success in pro wrestling, and Ray en has had success too. She's a tremendous competitor, but she might have bitten off more than she can chew!
Vince Walters: Perhaps… But, Jill with so many people having stuff to say tonight I think we are finally about ready to get to the sixth ever NEW EDGE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Jill Mathews: I believe you are right let’s take a look back at some highlights from past NEW Rumbles….
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!NEW EDGE’S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!
Jill Mathews: And, we are back ladies and gentlemen from that little look back of the history regarding N.E.W Rumbles.
Vince Walters: This is without a doubt a huge huge match as far as the future of NEW goes.
Jill Mathews: Right you are Vince and trust me I hate ever having to admit that.
Vince Walters: Well sometimes you just can’t help yourself and I understand heh.
Jill Mathews: And, that’s Vince thinking something sexual in his warped mind…. Anyways this one match with 15 people in it will really help mold things to come for this company. All talent in this match will have a chance to show the fans, and our boss what they are made of. So win or lose you make an important impression tonight in a moving forward since.
Vince Walters: Jill we should just stop fighting all this sexual tension to be honest let's just do it.
Jill Mathews: Not ever happening Vince… But, let’s send it over to Tom Davis to get this Rumble going!
Vince Walters: Yeah Tom take it away since she continues to fight her feelings for me you might as well…
Tom Davis: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a 15 person Royal Rumble Match!!! We will start with number one and two… Then every minute in a half we will have another entrant. Now the only way to eliminate someone is to get them over the top rope and down to the outside. A reminder both feet must hit the floor. Now in the words of the famous Michael Buffer LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE!!!!!!
Straightjacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loudspeakers as Hunter Valentyne makes his way down the ramp with “Guard Bland '' behind him carrying a nightstick and in full uniform. Hunter continues to walk to a chorus of boos. He stops in the middle of the ramp as green and black pyros go off behind him. Hunter slides in underneath the bottom rope as he puts his hands on the top rope and glares menacingly into the camera. He is cascaded by boos as the intensity in this face is shown to the world.
Tom Davis: Here is now in the ring the #`1 entrant “THE MYTH KILLER” Hunter Valentyne!!!
Jill Mathews: Here is the man who drew number 1 Hunter Valentyne… I’m still very confused on how he is in prison yet able to wrestle for NEW… Like I heard Jesse made a big contribution to the prison or something but that makes little sense to me.
Vince Walters: It honestly confused me because Jesse’s hate for Hunter is well known and Hunters hate for Jesse is well known. I mean they have literally tried killing each other in matches of the past yet Jesse made a contribution to the prison which would allow Hunter to wrestle for NEW??? Yeah I don’t get it either.
Jill Mathews: Not to mention the state of Illinois allowing a convicted person currently in prison to wrestle really strikes me as odd as well but this is New Edge and it seems to be what it is I guess….
Vince Walters: Realism for the win? No, but seriously whatever the case may be Hunter is here and he is a dangerous man obviously.
The arena goes completely black and, soon after, hot pink and purple highlights swirl around the crowd. "Fuck With Myself" by Banks hits the PA speakers and the screens light up with videos of Blair Buchannan's career and match highlights. As soon as the beat drops, the crowd is on their feet giving out an absolutely electric vibe as a mixture of cheers and boos reach almost a deafening level.
Suddenly, the entire arena is shrouded in hot pink light as Blair makes her way out onto the stage and just when you thought the crowd couldn't get any louder, they do. The lights around the video screens sparkle with white strobe lighting. Blair steps to the edge of the stage dressed in an oversized black hoodie with the words ``DEFIANCE: ABOVE THE LAW” in large white print across the chest, and a sparkling silver tiara on her head. Her long legs, wrapped up to her thighs with black fishnet stockings were punctuated by a pair of black over the knee high heeled boots. Her long wavy auburn hair is pulled over to one side.
After blowing a kiss to the cameras, Blair struts down the ramp, surprisingly not ignoring the fans even slapping hands with a few.. Now back to being concerned with her own image as reflected in a small compact mirror she had slid out a pocket from the sweater she was wearing. After making her way up into the ring, Blair stepped into the center of the with both arms outstretched into the air. She then slid the compact mirror back into the pocket of her hoodie before removing it completely. Much to the delight of the crowd, fan or not, Blair was revealed to be wearing a tight black tube top, black denim mini shorts, and a shimmering diamond choker decorating her neck.Blair basked in the crowd's reaction and began to strut around the ring while waving her hoodie in the air before tossing it out into the crowd. Finally, Blair leaned against the ropes and tossed her hair back until her theme music eventually died.
Tom Davis: And, here is entry #2 Blair BUCHANAN!!!!
Vince Walters: DAMN She looks as good as ever and wait did I just see her slap hands with a few of these fans?
Jill Mathews: She’s a changed woman apparently…..
Vince Walters: But, why??? She was perfect how she was damn it!
Jill Mathews: I don’t trust it but if she has good for her. And, oh look at the eyes of Hunter locking onto his ex wife of one Blair Buchannan.
Vince Walters: There is for sure some history here and you know what Jill it’s time to RUMBLE!!!!
DING!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Blair is stretching and waving out at the crowd while Hunter has walked to the center of the ring yelling towards her to come on.
Vince Walters: Well Hunter being as verbal as ever I see and he has gotten Blairs attention.
Jill Mathews: Blair has walked close to the center of the ring now keeping a little distance though.
Vince Walters: Hunter is tired of waiting especially after Blair just mouthed the words “I’m sorry” !!! Why? Why would Blair say she’s sorry to Hunter what in the world is this!
Jill Mathews: I’m kinda freaked out by it too but changed woman it does seem. And, Hunter has charged at Blair but she was ready for it DROP TOE HOLD DOWN GOES HUNTER!!
Vince Walters: Blair can drop toe hold me anytime but still not loving this fans love me attitude….
Jill Mathews: I’ll never understand your dislike for the fans. If it wasn’t for the fans you would have never had a career in this.
Vince Walters: There morons….
Hunter, after getting back to his feet, watches as Blair comes towards him with a chop attempt he side steps it and then nearly knocks Blairs head off with a close line. Blair flipped in the air and landed on her face. Hunter then stomps away at the downed Blair for a good minute until he decides to stop. He then brings Blair to her feet and goes for another closeline but Blair ducked it and as Hunter turned Blair drills Hunter with a roaring elbow to his face. She then nails him with a very fast Russian Leg Sweep taking Hunter off his feet.
Blair looks out to the fans giving a wink and they respond back with a loud pop for her. Hunter now back to his feet which Blair see’s and she charges trying to hit a running double front kick but Hunter moves out of the way. Blair lands flat on her tailbone and she tries to sit up quickly but the moment she sat up Hunter ran his knee right between her eyes knocking her back to the mat flat on her back.
5….4……3…..2….1 BUZZ!!!!! “Pure Evil by Like a Storm” Plays over the speakers and out comes #Entry Number 3 SCOTT ADAMS!!!!
Jill Mathews: Here comes Scott Adams! We haven’t seen much of him in a long time but he is back here in New Edge and the fans are giving him a pretty good reception as he slides into the ring.
Vince Walters: Scotty Adams man it has been a while but he’s looking fit and ready for a battle.
Jill Mathews: He’s in the ring now. He sees Hunter trying to mount on top of Blair which sounds so wrong by the way…
Vince Walters: I would mount her in a heart beat!
Jill Mathews: Pig….
Scott pulls Hunter off of Blair and turns him around nailing several chops across Hunter's chest then a standing dropkick which knocks Hunter off his feet. Blair now back to her feet and just as Hunter sets up she nails him with a running snapmare like move! Now Adams grabs a hold of Blair trying to suplex her but Blair got her leg in between to block then shoved Scott off her going for a roundhouse kick but Scott ducked it and laid Blair out with a kick to her gut and SILVER BULLET!!!!! Blair is down but from the impact it sent her rolling under the bottom ropes and to the outside. Now Hunter is back to his feet and nailing Scott with lefts, rights and another left which has Scott off balance. Hunter then hits a knee into Scotts stomach area and Hunter turns Scott around RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX Scott lands hard on the back of his head!
5…..4….3…2….1 BUZZ!!!!! “BRING IT BY TRAPT PLAYS” And, out comes THE HARDCORE ICON VALORA SALINAS!!!! The crowd pops big time as she runs straight for the ring!
Vince Walters: Holy shit she’s still alive? I thought by now all of her crazy shit would have gotten her!
Jill Mathews: She is still very much alive, the former 1x NEW World champ is in the ring and has locked her eyes with Hunter Valentyne, another former NEW World champ.
Vince Walters: Oh I remember these two not liking each other at all…
Jill Mathews: Get the F out of here someone not liking Hunter Valentyne no way!
Vince Walters: Sarcasm there at it’s finest.
Jill Mathews: Indeed, Oh look at Valora meeting Hunter in the middle of the ring and just unloading on him with lefts, rights and more lefts. Hunter is dazed!
Hunter, despite being dazed a little, manages to duck a right from Valora and HEAD BUTTS Val right between her eyes. This rocks Val but SHE COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A KICK BETWEEN HUNTERS LEGS OR RIGHT TO HIS BAWLZZZZZ!!!! Hunter drops to the mat and Valora drops to one knee. Meanwhile Blair has rolled herself back into the ring with Scott Adams now back to his feet he nails her with a elbow and begins to try and get her over the top rope but she has her legs all wrapped up in the ropes to avoid it. Valora now to her feet comes up behind Adams and REVERSE DDT drops Scott to the mat. Now Valora takes a few steps back as Blair gathers herself and the two former stable mates glare at one another.
5….4….3…2…1..BUZZ!!!! Entry #5 “Let’s Make a Deal by Stray from the Path plays” And, here comes JOSHUA COLE!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit he’s actually showing up for something?
Jill Mathews: Joshua Cole “The Prodigy” As he refers to himself is back in the N.E.W it has been so many years since we have seen him but here he is in a New Edge ring now.
Vince Walters: I’m still shocked to see him show up is all I’m saying. I mean in the past there was always some excuse like bad weather, his cat died, his car tire flew off his car and all of that heh.
Jill Mathews: Well that was a long time ago and Joshua seems to be in very good shape.
Vince Walters: Stop checking him out you perv…
Jill Mathews: Wow… This coming from you is just wow.
Blair and Valora are slugging it now at a corner turnbuckle while Scott Adams has just been suplexed down to the ring mat by Hunter. Joshua Cole and Hunter Valentynes eyes lock. Joshua steps to the middle of the ring motioning for Hunter to come on. Hunter smiles an evil smile then rolls his eyes as he gingerly steps to Joshua. Hunter is still feeling the effects perhaps from the Valora kick to his balls. Joshua and Hunter begin slugging it out and Hunter goes for a running high knee but Joshua slips under it and as Hunter turns around he gets kicked hard in his gut then dropped to the mat by Joshua with a running bulldog! Joshua now looks around noticing Scott Adams getting back to his feet and he drop kicks Adams into one of the corner turnbuckles. Joshua attempted a running closeline but Scott got his knee’s up and Joshua ran right face first into them. SCOTT ADAMS LOU THEZ PRESSES JOSHUA COLE TO THE MAT and begins some ground and pound to The Prodigy.
Meanwhile Valora tries to suplex Blair out of the ring but Blair manages to wiggle loose and land out onto the ring apron. Blair then slingshots herself back over the top rope and nailing Valora with a leaping close line both Valora and Blair are now down.
5….4…3….2…1… BUZZ!!!! Entry #6 “Catch your breath by CFO plays” As Omare Azure “The Blue Dragon” followed by his wife Yuma Azure come down to the ring.
Vince Walters: Now here is a guy I am interested in. He has not fought in NEW before that I am aware but is well known overseas.
Jill Mathews: He is entry number six and we have yet to have an elimination as he is taking his time entering the ring. His wife Yuma seems to be giving him some last minute encouragement.
Vince Walters: The Blue Dragon as he likes to be called is now inside the ring surveying the area.
Jill Mathews: Well Hunter Valentyne is once again to his feet he seems to be the welcoming party each time someone comes out thus far.
Vince Walters: Yeah and each time he has not gotten the upper hand because of that kick from Valora……
Jill Mathews: That thunderous Ball kick!
Hunter was about to meet Blue Dragon in the middle of the ring but he decided to attack Scott Adams who had just gotten off the downed Joshua Cole instead. Blue Dragon now see’s Valora getting back to her feet and he hits her right in her throat with a thrust punch like move. Valora drops to the mat holding her throat as Blair now to her feet. Blue Dragon nails Blair with a spinning heel kick knocking her off of her feet. Omar aka Blue Dragon has some momentum going right now but Joshua Cole stops it by coming up behind him and dropping him with a back suplex. Joshua now runs off the ropes and does a leaping FLIP LEG DROP across the throat of Blue Dragon! Joshua looks pumped up as he now begins to stomp away at the Blue Dragon. Valora is back to her feet now seemingly having caught her breath and a running kick right to the face of Joshua knocks him off his feet. Now Blue Dragon is back to his feet and he is slugging it out with Valora! Hunter has just taken Scott Adams down with a back breaker and Blair just took Hunter out with a super kick! Blair is now waiting as Blue Dragon nails a spinning elbow to Valora knocking her off balance and Blair runs in with a running double front kick to the chest of Blue Dragon knocking him off his feet. Blair smiles a little, taking a moment to seemingly take it all in until Valora turns her around and DOUBLE ARM DDT FROM VALORA TO BLAIR! Blair is down!
5…4…3…2…1 BUZZ!!!! “Mr. Red White And Blue plays over the speakers” And, out comes Entry #7 RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!!
Jill Mathews: A former Navy Seal right here getting a nice response from the fans.
Vince Walters: I of course respect her service for our country but still I have to question her being in this match with next to no wrestling experience.
Jill Mathews: She’s been training very hard I have seen the clips on X/Twitter whatever the hell you want to call it damned Elon Musk….
Vince Walters: Well we have seven people in the ring and only Valora standing it looks like she’s going to be the welcoming party for River here.
Jill Mathews: River has rolled into the ring and is nose to nose with Valora.
Before River and Valora could start slugging it out Hunter Valentyne turned Valora around kicking her in the gut and VALENTYME!!!!!! Valora is down. Now Scott Adams runs at Hunter after having gotten back to his feet and a running knee to Hunter's face rocks him. Scott now grabs him and DESTINY'S PURGE!!!!! Hunter is obviously down. River kind of just watching all of this go down turns Adams around hitting him with a series of kicks and a spinning right hand knocking him to the mat. River now see’s Blair and hits a roundhouse kick to the side of her face, dropping Blair. Blue Dragon and Joshua Cole are off near one of the corners slugging it out and Blue Dragon head butts him then takes him down with a DDT! River continues to survey the land as she turns Blue Dragon around and hits a series of kicks and punches to him rocking Blue Dragon then grabs a hold of him leaping up onto the second turnbuckle and drops Blue Dragon with a Tornado DDT! River now climbs out onto the apron and up to the top turnbuckle SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ONTO JOSHUA COLE!!!!
5….4…3…2…1 BUZZ!!!!! #Entry #8 MEGAN COLEMAN!!!
Jill Mathews: River with a crazy shooting star press there and she is the only one standing at the moment as Meg Coleman aka “Hands of Steel” makes her way down to the ring.
Vince Walters: Megan is looking very ready and might I add very sexy yeah baby!
Jill Mathews: Lord help me with this one seriously….
Vince Walters: Says the one who has been drooling over a few male wrestlers tonight.
Jill Mathews: Lies all lies….
River is standing at the center of the ring as Meg gets into the ring and they both immediately start slugging it out. Both are heavy strikers and they are knocking the hell out of each other. Megan however manages to kick right at the right knee of River stopping her hands from flying for a moment. Megan then drops River with a snap like DDT! Megan looks around and gets in a fight stance waiting for anyone to come towards her. She has a smile on her face as Blue Dragon is now back to his feet but so is Hunter Valentyne. Hunter turns Blue Dragon around a punch to Blue Dragon then a kick to him and VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Down goes Blue Dragon. Hunter looks pretty pissed off as he sees his ex wife Blair getting back to her feet he grabs her tossing her against a corner turnbuckle and begins to lay knee’s into her gut. Megan Coleman on the other hand is now slugging it out with Valora these two are going at it toe to toe. Megan shoves Valora off the ropes and SUPERWOMAN PUNCH!!!!! Valora is laid out and the fans reacted big time to that move. Meg now applies an ankle lock to Valora! River is back to her feet and a RUNNING KNEE TO the back of Meg’s head causes her to release the ankle lock and slowly get back to her feet. Her and River lock eyes and once again begin fighting. River ducks a close line from Meg and SPEARS HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE BOTH MEG AND RIVER ARE DOWN OUTSIDE THE RING BUT NOT ELIMINATED!
5….4…3…2…1… BUZZ!!!! Entry #9 ANDREW GARRISON hits the ring!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Now there is a well built man right there.
Vince Walters: Oh lord help me with this one…
Jill Mathews: Funny smart ass very funny.
Vince Walters: Haha, I’m laughing, that's all that matters.
Jill Mathews: We got a lot going on here 9 people now in or around the ring.
Vince Walters: We got Meg and River fighting outside the ring, we got Joshua Cole attacking Blue Dragon, we got Hunter attacking Blair, his ex wife. We also have Valora and Scott Adams battling and now Andrew Garrison in the ring standing there with his arms crossed just kind of watching.
Andrew Garrison watches as Valora hits a fast drop toe hold sending Scott face first into a corner turnbuckle. This caused Scott to turn over and be flat on his ass leaning with his back against a bottom turnbuckle. Valora didn’t hesitate as she hit a running boot right between his eyes! Now Andrew Garrison comes up behind Valora hitting several knee shots to her back and then turns Val around lifting her up G-BOMB!!!!!!! Down goes Valora! Blue Dragon and Joshua Cole meanwhile are fighting near one side of the ring ropes, really slugging it out with one another. On the outside MEG COLEMAN lifts River up and DROPS HER CHIN FIRST ONTO THE OUTSIDE BARRICADE! Andrew seems relaxed as he just kind of watches all that is going on. Hunter has Blair up and is trying to eliminate her but as he releases her tossing her over the top rope Blair holds onto the ropes showing her athleticism. Hunter turned towards Andrew getting met by a running boot to his face. Blair pulls herself back into the ring and turns Andrew around SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!! This drops ANDREW!!!!! Blair gets a thunderous reaction from the fans and she half smiles as she is a little spent on energy from this grueling match. Scott Adams now back to his feet drops Blair with a face buster and Hunter back to his feet kicks Scott in his gut VALENTYME!!!!!!!! Hunter drops another with that signature move of his.
5…..4…..3….2…1…BUZZ!!!! Entry #10 “Hunter by Ren plays” And, out comes Rylee Ruin!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh here comes an interesting uh human.
Vince Walters: The little monster known as Rylee Ruin is my kind of person I think.
Jill Mathews: Our 10th entrant out of 15 for this rumble and she is a little crazy from everything I have seen.
Vince Walters: I love a little crazy!
Jill Mathews: Of course you do. You are a bit nuts so it makes sense.
Vince Walters: I am not!
Rylee does not enter the ring when she comes down to the ring side. She instead sees Meg and River attempting to destroy one another on the outside near our ever friendly Spanish announce team and table. Rylee legit hits a running head butt to the back of River! This stopped River from fighting back with Megan. Rylee and Meg smile at each other then DOUBLE SUPLEX RIVER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! Rylee and Meg have a quick hug and then set their eyes back inside the ring as they both roll inside. Hunter has just brought Valora to her feet and A SECOND VALENTYNE TO VALORA!!!!! Hunter now sees Blair getting up to her feet while Megan and Rylee just kind of hang back chatting near a corner. Hunter grabs Blair and POWER SLAMS her to the mat. Meg and Rylee now both hit a front kick to the back of Hunter as he got back to his feet knocking him back down. Rylee then bounces off the ropes and nails an impressive cart wheel LEG DROP! Down across the throat of Hunter. She then mounts on top of him and begins pounding away. Meg kind of watches for a moment enjoying what she sees before Andrew Garrison turns Meg around and drops her with a big boot to her face! Rylee now gets pulled to her feet by Andrew who goes for a close line but the fast Rylee ducks under it and drop kicks Andrews right knee knocking him down to one knee. She then hits her own version of a tackle and begins pounding away on the downed Andrew. Meanwhile Blue Dragon and Scott Adams are fighting and Dragon. Blue Dragon gets the upper hand and PSYCHO DRIVER!!!!!! HE LAYS ADAMS OUT!!! Now Blue Dragon gets back to his feet but JOSHUA COLE SNEAKS UP BEHIND HIM AND TOSSES BLUE DRAGON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Josh puts his arms in the air with a confident smile but MEGAN COLEMAN DROP KICKS JOSHUA COLE FROM BEHIND KNOCKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Tom Davis: OMAR AZURE “BLUE DRAGON” Has been eliminated by JOSHUA COLE. And, JOSHUA COLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MEGAN COLEMAN.
Our first two eliminations have occurred and now Joshua and Blue Dragon both have reached their feet and are slugging it out as they both head up the ramp way to the back!!!! Back inside the ring Hunter Valentyne turns Meg around VALENTYME!!!!! He lays MEG OUT!!! Hunter laughs a little, seemingly to be enjoying himself. SUDDENLY FROM OUT OF THE CROWD A MAN ENTER THE RING IT’S JEREMIAH VASTRIX!!!!!! He comes up behind Hunter and NAILS A FULL NELSON BULLDOG THAT HE CALLS “LET DOWN” TO HUNTER!!! Vastrix now rolls back out of the ring and hops back into the crowd making his exit. Blair now is waiting as HUNTER STUMBLES TO HIS FEET! Hunter stumbles against the nearby ring ropes and BLAIR with as much speed as she can and as much power as she can CLOSE LINES HUNTER OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT SHE GOES WITH HIM BOTH BLAIR AND HUNTER GO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Blair Buchanan has been eliminated and Hunter Valentyne has been eliminated!!!
Hunter is back to his feet looking pissed looking around for Vastrix but he is gone! Hunter then decides to grab a hold of Blair on the outside and POWER SLAMS HER BACK FIRST ONTO THE TOP STEEL RING STEP! Hunter gets booed very loudly as he flips pretty much everyone off before walking up the ramp obviously pissed.
Jill Mathews: Good lord so much just took place!
Vince Walters: Sure as hell did I mean first you had Omare Azure get eliminated by a very sneaky Josha Cole which I must say that impressed me then Megan drop kicked Joshua from behind eliminating him also very well done by her.
Jill Mathews: Yeah…. But, then we had an appearance from Jermiah Vastrix, a pretty known wrestler and he came from the crowd hitting Hunter Valentyne with one big move and then exited back through the ropes and back into the crowd.
Vince Walters: Then we had Blair who took off like a rocket and close lined Hunter as he was just getting back to his feet after Vastrix got involved in a match that he had no right getting involved in. In fact as far as I know Vastrix is not even under a damned contract!
Jill Mathews: But, Blair eliminated Hunter with that fast and all her might close line but she ended up going over the top rope with her ex husband which got herself eliminated as well. Then that sore loser Hunter power slammed poor Blair onto the ring steps….
Vince Walters: Yes… Poor Blair….
Jill Mathews: Now we have remaining lets see Valora, Scott Adams, River, Rylee Ruin, Meg Coleman, and Andrew Garrison.
Vince Walters: And, we have ENTRY NUMBER 11 about to make there way down to Jill!
5….4….3…..2…1!!!! BUZZZ!!! ENTRY #11 “QUEEN B” Bianca Davis makes her way out to the ring entrance with Clark Benson following behind her. This causes huge amounts of boos!
Jill Mathews: Oh joy it’s Bianca and her stooge Clark Benson….
Vince Walters: That right there is royalty Queen B with her advocate Clark Benson.
Jill Mathews: Not a fan of either of them and I will outright say that.
Vince Walters: Look at Bianca taking her time now kind of hanging back outside the ring while Clark holds up a makeup little mirror so Queen B can make sure she is looking up to her standards.
Jill Mathews: Yeah……
With Bianca outside the ring taking her time and admiring herself from that little mirror Clark is holding up, we got Scott Adams and Andrew Garrison slugging it out with each other in the ring. Meanwhile we have River Rose finally rolling back into the ring after being thrown through the Spanish announce table by Meg and Rylee. Valora is being double teamed in the corner by Rylee and Meg who both are kicking the crap out of Valora. River though is now to her feet and turns Rylee around hard right hand! Rylee falls to the mat holding the side of her face. River turns Megan around now and kicks Meg in the gut. She then goes for a DDT to Megan but Meg holds onto a nearby ring rope AND RYLEE DAMN NEAR TAKES THE HEAD OFF OF RIVER WITH A THUNDEROUS LEAPING CLOSE LINE!!!! Now Megan quickly APPLIES AN ARM BAR ON RIVER ROSE!!!! ARM BAR!!!! Rylee is making fun of River while this is going on. VALORA THOUGH HAS ROLLED OUTSIDE THE RING! She reached under the ring grabbing a Kendo stick and rolled back in. SHE CRACKS THE KENDO STICK across the back of Meg’s head causing Meg to release the Arm bar and fall flat on her face on the mat. Now Rylee looks pissed at Valora and charges but SMACK Kendo stick right between Rylee’s eyes! Rylee is down! Valora gets a huge ovation from the fans as she holds the Kendo stick high in the air!!! Wait, Bianca sees a spot and quickly rolls into the ring hitting a running double kick to the back of Valora sending her face first into the corner turnbuckle and down goes Valora! Bianca looks over at Clark who cheers her on as she looks grossed out by the kendo stick in the ring and just kind of kicks it out of the ring not too far from Clark.
5….4….3….2…1!!! BUZZZ “HELL’S BELLS BY AC/DC PLAYS” And, out comes Entry #12 “The War Goddess” BIA!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh here comes someone I have been looking forward to another Australian just like Scott Adams. Bia is built very well and look at that intense look on her face.
Vince Walters: I just gotta say I loved how Bianca picked her shot and took down the former NEW World Champ Valora like that. But… Oh yes Bia is very well put together indeed.
Jill Mathews: Lord you need to get laid, maybe hire a prostitute.
Vince Walters: HEY! I would never lower myself to such things again….
Jill Mathews: Haha so Vince Walters just openly admitted he has gotten sex from a prostitute before.
Vince Walters: I do not know what you are talking about……
Bia makes her way into the ring as Bianca notices the very built woman and quickly tries to exit the ring through the middle ropes but Bia grabs a hold of her and GERMAN SUPLEXES HER TO THE MAT! Bia, didn’t let go though ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX AND ONE MORE GERMAN SUPLEX TO BIANCA!! Megan Coleman is back to her feet and turns Bia around hitting Bia with lightning quick rights and lefts knocking Bia off balance and RYLEE SPEARS BIA TO THE MAT!!!! The little monster with a thunderous move!!!! Meg and Rylee both smile for a moment as they see Valora getting back to her feet. Clark Benson has rolled halfway into the ring to pull Bianca out of the ring under the bottom rope to check on her! Meanwhile Andrew Garrison and Scott Adams have been fighting very hard at one another for several minutes now. One had an advantage for a bit then the other and so forth. But, now Scott just got head butted between his eyes and placed on the top turnbuckle. Andrew climbs up to the second turnbuckle and SUPERPLEX!!!!! Garrison see’s Valora and RUNNING BOOT TO HER FACE KNOCKING HER DOWN!!! Garrison now sets his sights on Rylee and Megan who both are motioning for him to come on.
5….4….3….2…1!!!!! BUZZ!!!! #13 “GODLY By Tommmee Profit plays” And, out steps Sirrious aka Nocturnal II!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Oh my here is a big man, the New Sadistic Bastard. Nocturnal II
Vince Walters: This guy is Nocturnal reborn so to speak I believe and he is stepping into that ring and has pretty much everyone's attention that is standing up at the moment in the ring.
Jill Mathews: They should all take notice of this man, he is legit no question.
Vince Walters: Well Andrew Garrison is going to greet him first both pretty big size wise!
Nocturnal II and Andrew Garrison begin slugging it out but Noc being obviously fresh gets the upper hand and power slams Andrew to the mat. Now he looks over at Rylee and Megan who both charge towards him but he GRABS BOTH OF THEM BY THEIR THROATS DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!! Scott Adams now back to his feet and charges at NOC II but is met by a big LEFT BOOT TO HIS FACE! Scott is down! Bianca is back to her feet on the outside but has decided not to get back in the ring at the moment as she has Clark break that little mirror out again. Now Valora and Bia are both standing looking at each other then looking over at Noc II… Bia smiles, measuring up the big man as she steps to the middle of the ring. Valora meanwhile see’s River getting back to her feet favoring her right arm but as soon as Valora turned towards River she got tackled to the mat by River and the two began fighting on the mat. Now it’s Bia and Noc II in the middle of the ring, Noc nodding his head while Bia continues to smile. Bia hits Noc II with a kick right to his left knee then his right knee and DDTS HIM TO THE MAT! But, NOC II quickly sets up and RUNNING KNEE FROM BIA TO HIS MASK! Bia now brings NOC II to his feet attempting a slam but NOC II double ax handles her stopping that and he then grabs a hold of BIA AND DEMON HOURS!!!!!!!! He lays Bia out!!!!
5….4….3….2…1….BUZZ!!!! #14 “Cold by Static X Plays” And, out comes BRANDON!!!!
Jill Mathews: I guess it’s just Brandon?
Vince Walters: Well we used to know him as Brandon Moore I believe a former Xcore NEW Champion.
Jill Mathews: The ring is filling up again as we only have one more entrant left and what a Royal Rumble we have seen thus far.
Vince Walters: Brandon ran right down to the ring and is literally going around hitting a left hand to every single person in the ring.
Jill Mathews: All except QUEENIE Bianca who is outside the ring seemingly having a chat now with Clark…
Vince Walters: It’s a smart strategy honestly.
Jill Mathews: Chicken shit strategy but sure I guess.
Back in the ring Brandon hit everyone he could find. NOC II however was the last one he hit and he didn’t move much. Noc fired back with a right of his own and a fist fight broke out between the two. A noticeable size disadvantage for Brandon but he kept fighting and standing his ground. Now Bia has come back to her feet and she turns NOC around right after Brandon hit a throat thrust to NOC II. BIA LIFTS NOC II UP STRUGGLING A LITTLE BUT SHE HAS HIM UP AND MAELSTROM!!!!!! (F5) TO NOC II!!!!!! The crowd breaks out into holy shit chants!!!!! Brandon though turned Bia around and saw Andrew Garrison charging in he rolled out of the way which caused Garrison to LAY OUT BIA WITH A RUNNING LEFT BOOT! Now Scott Adams is back on the attack of Garrison these two had been fighting a long time throughout this match Adams with a PELE KICK dropping Garrison to the mat. SCOTTY has LOOKED STRONG throughout this match. Brandon though turns Scotty around and THE EVERBLACK DROPPING SCOTT ON HIS NECK!!!! A BRUTAL MOVE!!!! NOC II is back to his feet and shoves Brandon into a corner turnbuckle beginning to lay into him with Brandon fighting back. Now Adams stumbles to his feet and Megan kicks him between his eyes knocking him against the ropes. She then sees her friend Rylee trying to fight off River and Valora. So Megan goes over and begins fighting with River while Valora fights with Rylee. River hits an impressive spinning kick to the face of Meg knocking her down while Rylee thumbs Valora in her right eye and GYRATE FOR ME?!!!! A SPINNING BRAIN BUSTER DROPS VALORA!!! Scott Adams now leaning against the ropes and ANDREW GARRISON TO HIS FEET CHARGES AT SCOTT BUT ADAMS GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND FALLS DOWN SENDING ANDREW GARRISON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: ANDREW GARRISON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY SCOTT ADAMS!!!
Andrew is quickly back to his feet on the outside he GRABS A STEEL CHAIR and quickly rolls back into the ring ANDREW DECKS ADAMS JUST AS HE HAD PULLED HIMSELF TO HIS FEET WITH THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES!!!!! Andrew then nails Scott with that same chair several more times to his body and back. Garrison, obviously pissed, tosses the chair across the ring then exits and begins to head for the back. Scott is down and out thanks to Garrison! Bia notices Scott pulling himself to his feet and BIA PICKS SCOTT UP AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: SCOTT ADAMS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! BY BIA!!!!
5…...4….3…2….1…BUZZ ENTRY #15 APATHY RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!!!!!
Vince Walters: Wow Andrew Garrison might have got eliminated but he made his presence known to the world!
Jill Mathews: Sore loser…. Scott Adams was very impressive here tonight despite being screwed over by that sore loser.
Vince Walters: And, we now have no more entrants left. Apathy a multi time champion here in New Edge is making her way to the ring.
Jill Mathews: Yeah she could be a force especially coming out last and she is rolling into the ring.
The moment Apathy stood up NOCTURNAL II greeted her with a head butt right between her eyes before she could even have a chance to react and NOC II He lifts his opponent up over their head with arms fully extended, before running to the ropes and launching them over the top rope into the front row of the crowd. He calls it “OUT WITH THE RUBBISH! Apathy ends up falling through some fans and both feet obviously hit the concrete floor.
Tom Davis: Apathy has been eliminated by NOCTURNAL II
Vince Walters: Wow uh thanks for coming Apathy….
Jill Mathews: HOLY SHIT!
Vince Walters: My thoughts exactly.
Jill Mathews: Well folks we have no one left to come out. We are down to Eight people left in this Rumble! We have Nocturnal II, Brandon, Valora, Bia, River, Megan Coleman, Rylee Ruin, and Bianca Davis…..
Vince Walters: Bianca is kind of roaming around the outside of the ring. She thought about getting into the ring a few times but seems to like teasing people heh.
Jill Mathews: Lame…. But, the other seven in the ring are all kind of getting to there feet with the exception of Nocturnal II who is standing with his arms crossed just waiting.
Vince Walters: OH there goes Megan and Rylee attacking Nocturnal II !
Jill Mathews: Yeah they didn’t appreciate the double chokeslam earlier I am guessing.
Brandon picks up the chair that was in the ring and tosses it into NOC II hands he then NAILS A RUNNING DROP KICK TO NOC Sending the chair into his face! NOC drops the chair obviously and is leaning near the ropes. Meg and Ryle try to double close line NOC out but NO!! NOC didn’t go and he shoves both of them back and down onto their asses. BIANCA gets handed something from Clark it’s a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES AND SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING UPPERCUTTING NOCTURNAL II with the brass knuckles and she quickly rolls back out of the ring! BRANDON with a head full of steam FLYING CROSS BODY KNOCKS NOCTURNAL OVER THE TOP BUT HE GRABBED A HOLD OF BRANDON AND MADE SURE HE WENT WITH HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Tom Davis: NOCTURNAL II AND BRANDON HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
Vince Walters: Holy shit what a move by Bianca to get Nocturnal II off balance like that and then the crazy Brandon pulled that crazy move to eliminate Nocturnal II but it caused himself to get eliminated too!
Jill Mathews: Bianca…. I don’t like her but it was effective and Brandon good lord the man has no care about putting his body on the line. And, oh my Noc II is attacking Brandon on the outside now. Brandon is fighting back these two are fighting into the crowd!
Vince Walters: NEW security is out in the crowd to break them up a whole lot of security actually!
Jill Mathews: I don’t blame them, we don't want any fans hurt!
Vince Walters: Well we are down to SIX!
Rylee, Megan, Valora, River, Bia and Bianca Davis are the six left. Now Bianca rolls into the ring seeing Valora fighting with Megan, Rylee fighting with River, And Bia standing there smiling, motioning for Queen B to come on. Megan Coleman managed to belly to belly suplex Valora into the corner turnbuckle and came up behind BIA DECKING HER WITH A RUNNING CLOSELINE from behind. It knocked Bia to one knee and Bianca hits a running front kick to the face of Bia knocking her down. Now Megan and Bianca begin stomping the crap out of the downed Bia! Clark Benson on the outside claps and cheers on both Meg and Bianca. The fans seem kind of puzzled here by these two working together. After they stop stomping on the downed Bia we see Megan nod to Bianca who smiles at Megan Coleman. Meanwhile Rylee Ruin and River are fighting both not giving an inch but Rylee gets rocked by a bionic elbow from River! An unexpected move, possibly which the crowd loved. RIVER WITH WHAT SHE CALLS LIBERTY BELL!!!!! TO RYLEE!!!! (JUDAS ELBOW). River now tries to bring Rylee to her feet pointing at the ring ropes signaling that she is going to toss her out. But, Bianca and Megan quickly attack River to stop that. Bianca grabs a hold of River after a stiff right kick from Megan to River's face. BROKEN CROWN “IMPLANT DDT” !!!! River is down. But, wait BIA is back to her feet she turns Bianca around and a stiff closeline knocks Bianca off her feet. Now it’s Megan and Bia exchanging blows back and forth they go! Meanwhile Valora rolls outside the ring obviously hurting but she finds her KENDO STICK! She then rolls back into the ring with a little blood coming from her mouth. Valora see’s Megan fighting with Bia near the ring ropes as they slug it out back and forth and VALORA NAILS MEGAN TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD THEN BIA ACROSS HER SKULL!!! Both are against the ropes. Bianca now back to her feet slowly and she comes up behind Valora and BACK STABBER!!! She drops Valora with that move from behind!!! Bianca then walks to the center of the ring screaming for the fans to bend a knee! River though is up to her feet! She looks pissed as she stands behind Bianca! Meanwhile near the ring ropes Megan and Bia start slugging it out again and BIA LIFTS MEGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT MEG LANDS ON THE RING APRON AND SUPERWOMAN PUNCH TO BIA!! RYLEE NOW BACK TO HER FEET GRABS BIA AND TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT, PART OF BIAS BODY HITS MEGAN AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE MAT!!!!!
Tom Davis: BIA AND MEGAN COLEMAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! BY RYLEE RUIN.
Vince Walters: Holy shit what action and I do not think Rylee meant to eliminate her friend Megan Coleman there but Bia’s body collided with Megs.
Jill Mathews: What craziness! If Megan hadn’t been in that spot I believe Bia was going to find a way to land on the apron actually but yeah they're both gone in shocking fashion.
Vince Walters: And, then there were four left! We got Valora the former NEW World Champ and holder of many other titles in NEW. We have Bianca Davis, a champion in many other places in the wrestling world before. We also have River, a former navy seal who has hung tough throughout this match and been really impressive. Then we got the Little Monster Rylee Ruin who has shown a ton of grit here.
Jill Mathews: I don’t know how this is going to end but River is beating the crap out of Bianca which I must admit I am loving seeing.
Vince Walters: Bianca is trying to fight back damn it! Oh look Clark Benson is up on the ring apron!
Bianca backed into a corner while River just lays shots into her Clark Benson hops up onto the ring apron pointing at River telling her to stop this right now! River head butts Bianca right between her eyes then knee’s Bianca in the gut. She then looks over at Clark who TOSSES SOME FORM OF WHITE POWDER FROM HIS RIGHT HAND INTO THE EYES OF RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!! River falls to the mat holding her eyes obviously. As Bianca drops to the mat face first from the abuse she received from River. Meanwhile Rylee and Valora are fighting it out. Rylee Ruin and Valora with several shots back and forth. Valora almost got speared but she moved out of the way just in time and Rylee hit the corner turnbuckle hard! Valora wipes the blood from her mouth and waits as Rylee stumbles towards her, possibly out on her feet from the impact into that turnbuckle. As Rylee stumbles around TROUBLE IN PARADISE KICK FROM VALORA!!!!!! RYLEE STUMBLES OVER THE TOP ROPE but manages to hold onto the top rope keeping her body from falling down to the outside!!! Rylee is pretty much out of it but she has enough instinct to have grabbed a hold of that top rope! Valora though runs and hits a running boot to the FACE OF RYLEE RUIN!!!! Valoras leg went above the top rope and boot smacked Rylee Ruin in her face!!! RYLEE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Tom Davis: FINISHING FOURTH RYLEE RUIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY VALORA!!!!!
Jill Mathews: The little monster was very impressive in her NEW Debut no doubt about it.
Vince Walters: I’m a fan there is no doubt about that!
Jill Mathews: I do not like her attitude and a few other things about her but she is without a doubt a future force here in NEW.
Back in the ring Valora has dropped to one knee, obviously wiped out from this long match. Bianca is down, and River is hanging out under the bottom rope somewhat blinded right now on her back. DEAN ANDERSON COMES RUNNING OUT getting a big pop from the fans as they know him from all over the world of wrestling. He has a few water bottles and a towel in his hands. He goes over to River pouring water into her eyes and hands her a towel he then glares over at Clark Benson who screams you don’t belong out here! Dean, a current NEW trainer while he has shoulder surgery, an obvious friend of River, points at Clark as he is walking away and warns him to watch himself. River has wiped her eyes with the towel now and tossed it out of the ring as she gets back to her feet. Her vision still blurry surely but she sees Bianca getting to her feet and RAPID STRIKE!!!!! (Daniel Bryant Running knee) Knocks Bianca over the top rope and DOWN ONTO CLARK? CLARK BENSON LAID HIS BODY FLAT AND BIANCA LANDED ON TOP OF HIM!!!! SHE IS CURRENTLY MOUNTED ON TOP OF CLARK AND BOOTS HAVING NOT TOUCHED THE OUTSIDE RING MAT OFFICIALLY YET! River can’t believe what she is seeing. She is pointing at the refs to do something and her back is turned from Valora! VAL NOW RUNS WITH ALL THE SPEED SHE HAD LEFT AND DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK OF RIVER KNOCKING RIVER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO BIANCA WITH CLARK UNDER THEM BOTH!!!! VALORA WALKS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING DROPPING TO HER KNEES AND PUTTING HER ARMS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Uh…. I think Valora just won?
Jill Mathews: Well there are three refs watching as we have the damndest thing I have ever seen on the outside. We got Clark on the bottom with Bianca on top of him and River on her back on top of Bianca on the outside!
Vince Walters: Absolute craziness!!!!! Look at the refs there watching and BIANCA’S BODY rolled off Clark her feet hit the mat officially and then RIVER ROLLS FALLS DOWN ONTO CLARK AND ROLLS OFF OF HIM HER BOOTS OFFICIALLY HIT THE MAT!!!!
Jill Mathews: Clark looks crushed!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!!
Tom Davis: Bianca Davis has been eliminated 3rd with a future title shot of her choice other than the world title. And, River Rose Riley has been eliminated, finishing second with a future title shot other than the world title of her choice!
Jill Mathews: Wow huge prizes there but what about the winner?
Tom Davis: And, here is your winner with a guaranteed future NEW WORLD TITLE SHOT VALORA SALINAS!!!!!
Valora wipes a little more blood from her mouth as she smiles a devilish smile and the crowd pops big as she has now come to her feet to raise an arm in victory!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: WHAT A MATCH! I got all kind of emotions coming out of that match and during!
Jill Mathews: That sounded very sexual…. But, ladies and gentlemen N.E.W’S sixth Royal Rumble was a complete war and Valora Salinas “The Hardcore Icon” will get a future NEW World title shot!
Vince Walters: So much went down in this rumble and so much that’s going to come out of it.
Jill Mathews: Yes indeed can’t wait to see what’s next for all of them. But, speaking of next, we have a legendary feud that gets one final match with the NEW World title on the line coming up in a few minutes between Roger Wright and Johnny Stylez. Let’s take a look back at their history dating all the way back to 2010 here in NEW EDGE.
We cut to a video package showing the history between Roger Wright and Johnny Stylez while Valora exited the ring a Royal Rumble winner!
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Jill Matthews: As we clean up the carnage that was that Rumble match we’re moments away to see who gets to set the record for the most World Title reigns in the history of our company. Will it be Johnny Stylez…
Vince Walters: God I hope so!
Jill Matthews: …or will it be Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: God I hope not…Johnny is going to kick his ass.
We then see a slight disturbance in the crowd as a man is walking through it. The chattering of the audience is getting louder before you start to see a man, about six foot five, step over the railing. The moment it clicks for the entire audience everybody has a reaction. There are some that are cheering the surprise of it all, but there are some core diehards who are booing heavily knowing the damage he’s done. And as he straightens his red tie and donning a black and red three piece suit…
Jill Matthews: Oh my God…it’s Seth Iser. What the hell is he doing here!?
Vince Walters: I didn’t have him on the list…but I wouldn’t mind if he DDT’d Roger right now for old time’s sake.
Jill Matthews: I will shove your own fist down your throat if you keep this up, Vince.
The chattering doesn’t disperse when it’s Seth who is entering the ring. The man isn’t dressed to compete but considering he’s signaling for a microphone it seems the man has something to say and you do not deny a man of his size a microphone when he asks for it. He just stands there in the sea of confusion, some hating his guts and others just happy he’s here for the surprise.
Seth Iser: I know how there’s a lot of important time devoted to the past and present for the company…and quite frankly right now, I feel like spending some of it myself.
There’s a cold, bluntness to Seth’s tone but at least for the moment the audience seems willing to listen to him. He brushes off the one stray gray lock on his now mostly gray set of hair but he isn’t hiding a thing in terms of his face. The Morgantown native also seems to have maintained that lighter shape that he’s been in even if his face looks a little older than he actually is.
Seth Iser: I’m not going to stand here and pontificate…or lie to you people. I’ve been in the industry for over two decades. That’s a long time to be active in any profession. I’ve wrestled all over the world. You look at my body and you can see where on the globe I’ve been just from the various scars I’ve produced. The truth of the matter is we don’t get any younger. We each have a limit in how many times we can actually…wrestle.
He lets that last word hang for a moment as he taps his chin, the audience is still listening in. It’s almost…eerie for Iser in NEW. A crowd seemingly more intent on listening at the moment rather then just calling for his head.
Seth Iser: The other thing I know is the industry itself has changed a lot in two decades. It makes sense doesn’t it? Nothing can ever stay in stasis forever. Your priorities change in life. Hell, I used to wear tattered clothes and a gray mask. Going even further back I was a heavier man with blonde hair. Now I’m comfortable enough to let my hair stay gray while actually being engaged to marry. Life has a strange way of working and shifting your priorities, right.
He gestures at his hair for a moment, rubbing his free hand against his gray hair. For a moment, this actually earns a light chuckle from the audience though after he hears that from the crowd, Seth’s demeanor turns just ever slightly more serious, there’s more of that protruding glare coming from him as he shakes his head.
Seth Iser: The point is…we as people change. And yet as I stand here in the middle of the ring. I see a constant. A constant that…alarms me because for all the different things that have been considered antiquated have been phased away…something has remained. The constant…
He mouths that word for a moment and his lips curl into a frown as he takes an aggressive step forward in the ring.
Seth Iser: The constant…is the wrestling fan. And the fact that they’re the ones…who fail to learn the lessons.
And just like that the entire arena has turned on Seth and he’s earned himself a loud chorus of boos from the audience. Before he can continue onto his speech though, we hear a loud chant that ‘Iser sucks’ which doesn’t even make the Morgantown native flinch. He remains stoic yet defiant in the middle of the ring.
Seth Iser: I admit…I’ve had my fallings. I’ve done things I probably shouldn’t have given the context of things. I’ve far too often been blinded by things like revenge. Yet who are the people that sit behind their keyboards and send their damned messages trying to encourage people to raise the stakes further just for revenge. Instead of letting us wrestlers provide for our families or hell even the glory of a championship…most of you neanderthals would rather just keep poking all of us just reminding us of areas…we need to ‘avenge’ for your amusement.
And there’s the profane chant that hasn’t been heard in a few years in Chicago. The entire NEW audience is chanting ‘Fuck you Iser!’ in a total display of rage. Rather than have a glint in his eye and reddening of the face in the past, Seth merely offers a shake of the head toward the hatred being spewed at him. He just offers a condescending point to his wrist as the only sense of acknowledgement to the hatred because he’s just showing he’s willing to wait it out.
Seth Iser: And with chants like that, the wrestling fan has continued to prove…they’re now the ugliest part of the industry. You don’t like the reminder but as I can’t help but do…I’m merely speaking the truth. And now the truth…to why I’m truly out here.
He pauses for a moment, his face actually flashes a bit of agitation rather than pure anger as he just takes a slight moment to compose himself ever so slightly. While he doesn’t wear a physical mask, the emotional mask of calm is back on his face.
Seth Iser: Because we have a World Title match, I won’t dawdle around the point: There’s a memorial show because we lost one of our own. We lost LA Kief. And a lot of people that have been associated with the company are coming back at least for that show. I put my name on that list. I have unselfish reasons…it’s a brotherhood. It’s the right thing to do. I also…and I’ll admit this, it’s the truth. I have a selfish reason as well. I have a challenge to make. And I’m doing it in the way a wrestler should. In public, in front of the camera and the entire world with a microphone in hand. And that challenge…
He distinctly waits a second to listen to the crowd’s both agitation of him and the wandering of who he’ll directly challenge.
Seth Iser: Is to you, Bobby Backdoor.
There’s a cheer when that name is mentioned as well as a loud groan from the announce desk’s Vince Walters when that name is mentioned. The crowd does instinctively chant ‘Bobby!’ loud enough and to Seth’s credit, rather than get agitated by this, he seems content enough to let the audience again let their verbal display out of their system.
Seth Iser: You and I…for over a decade have done unforgivable things to one another. I’m not absolving myself from blame for my own actions either; I’d be a hypocrite if I did that. You cheated me out of money when you really should’ve just told the truth of what happened when you ran a company. I ruined what was supposed to be your retirement ceremony by trying to dislocate your shoulder out of its socket entirely and provoke another round of retaliation! We’ve crossed the line and thrown the code of pro wrestling out the door with one another. We’ll never get the years back. We’ll never lose those scars. And hell, I don’t think we’ll ever truly forgive each other. Not in our heart of hearts. I accept that as fact.
The tone in Seth’s voice is a little lower than what we’re accustomed to as he lets out a sigh. He isn’t fully comfortable admitting it but after a shake of the head, the stoic mask he’s put on is back in place.
Seth Iser: This…this is coming from a selfish but more professional line of thought. I…loathe the idea that no matter how many times I’ve kicked your ass…you always got back up. You always found a way…to best me. That’s something that my wrestler’s pride and ego just also can’t stand. So…my challenge for Night of the Ninja is to you. And you might think…’Why the hell should I accept this challenge now?’ you ask. Well…let me add an incentive just for you to make it just a little more appealing.
There’s a little more of the usual base tone from Seth rather than how low he was speaking earlier. The eyes narrow as more of a frown is coming on his face.
Seth Iser: I’ll sign a legally binding contract to get this match done that says one thing. You can name any kind of match you want. It doesn’t matter to me how you design it. You get to name the stipulation. You get to design the extras if there’s a need for that. And no matter how sick and twisted or unusual or off putting it might be, I’ll sign onto the dotted line. I don’t just want a match with you, I want a match with you putting the best shot you can put together just as a showcase of how different and better I’ve become at the art of professional wrestling.
There’s a cheer from the crowd when Seth offers this kind of concession. Again, he’s not cutting the audience off but rather, letting them put their cheers but the moment they start to quiet down.
Seth Iser: But…don’t let this concession nor the fact that this crowd really wants to you to kick my ass blind you to the reality that’s in front of you now: That it doesn’t matter if it’s you, one of our many other legends or the popcorn vendor giving these enabler fans their food. I am Seth Iser. I’ve seen and done it all in professional wrestling except that one nagging thing and…it’s about time that one thing gets accomplished. You’re my biggest wound left unmended, Bobby.
He then relaxes his face ever so slightly even as the audience boos the latest dig at them but this doesn’t phase Seth in the slightest.
Seth Iser: It’s time…I finally healed from that one last wound as well.
It’s that statement that also gets him booed but shows there’s still a little menace to him as he glares at the camera with more of a determined look rather than a purely evil one. He just merely seems focused as he lays the microphone down in the ring before he starts to make his exit.
Jill Matthews: I did not want to see that man ever again, Vince.
Vince Walters: He’s not the same man…though I am not thrilled that he wants to invite Bobby Backdoor back in our lives anyway!
Jill Matthews: While some things are different, Seth Iser is still an abrasive asshole and I hope Bobby Backdoor accepts this challenge and puts him in his place one more time!
Seth starts walking up the ramp and seems like he’s going to head backstage now and rather than acknowledge any of the middle fingers or fans shouting in his direction negatively he’s ignoring them entirely. He’s merely going about his business and nothing more as he disappears through the curtain.
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NEW MAIN EVENT
WORLD TITLE LADDER MATCH
LA JOHNNY STYLEZ
VS
ROGER WRIGHT
As we come back from a final advertisement the stage is now set for our main event. Ladders are now positioned outside the ring in certain spots about five of them in total as we now see THE NEW WORLD TITLE HANGING FROM HIGH ABOVE THE RING. Tom Davis has taken to the middle of the ring with mic in hand as well.
Jill Mathews: Well it’s time…
Vince Walters: Yes… It’s time for our main event with the beautiful NEW World Title now hanging above the ring Jill.
Jill Mathews: It sure is sexy.
Vince Walters: Hands above the table…
Jill Mathews: Oh zip it in your dreams would I masterbate anywhere near you….
Vince Walters: Oh but I think you would heh…. But, anyways the history between Johnny Stylez my guy! And, that other fellow he’s facing here tonight spans a long time.
Jill Mathews: You mean Roger Wright…. Yes, he and Johnny’s first match against each other was in 2010 here in NEW where they met in the first NEW Terrordome Match with like five others and it was at Justice 2 a huge PPV for us.
Vince Walters: A match my guy Johnny should have won….
Jill Mathews: Well he didn’t Roger Wright did…. And, Johnny and him would have several matches over the years after that, some won by Roger and some won by Johnny. Both are 6 time NEW World Champions so tonight one of them will walk out as the record holding Seven time NEW World Champion.
Vince Walters: Well I already got a nice bet in Vegas placed on LA Johnny Stylez and I believe he won’t let me down!
Jill Mathews: We shall see about that but one thing I do know is this is being billed as the final Johnny Stylez vs Roger Wright match up at least for a long time.
Vince Walters: Which I am perfectly fine with and oh the anticipation is killing me damn it let’s go to Tom!
Tom Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen here in Chicago Illinois…. IT’S NOW TIMEEEEE FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!!! It is for the vacant NEW WORLD TITLE!!! First introducing The Six Time former NEW World Champion “THE DON OF DISRESPECT” LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the titantron, as green smoke begins to fill the entryway. The arena goes completely black…and then
~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-
Cold by Crossfade plays over the loudspeaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a P.o.P T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is P.o.P in white bold letters with (Players of Perfection) written in captions. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.
-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-
Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting in the front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immediately begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it. Stylez walks up to the ring announcer and playfully slaps them over the head a few times, before walking over to the turnbuckle and laying across it pretending to fall asleep as he awaits his opponent.
Vince Walters: THERE HE IS LA JOHNNY STYLEZ OUR NEXT NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Jill Mathews: Don’t get ahead of yourself there Vince you should know by now to not doubt Roger Wright either…..
Vince Walters: Blah, Blah, Blah and more blah!
Jill Mathews: Mature, very mature….
Tom Davis: And, his opponent here is also a FORMER SIX TIME NEW WORLD CHAMPION ROGER WRIGHT!!!!!!!
Silence is heard, no music just lights kind of roaming around the top of the entrance stage and out STEPS ROGER WRIGHT…. Too no music…. Roger stands at the top of the entrance ramp with a kind of blank expression across his face as the fans cheer pretty decently. Some fans though are dead quiet not sure what to make of what they are seeing. Roger slowly begins to walk down the entrance ramp still with a pretty blank stare. Fans hold out their hands trying to get him to slap hands with them but Roger pays no attention to them whatsoever. He does finally look towards the ring locking eyes with Johnny Stylez who is no longer leaning against a turnbuckle. He has now taken to the center of the ring with a giant smile across his face motioning for Roger to come on. Roger though does not hurry at all… He slowly makes his way down to the ringside area and walks around the ring in a slow circle kind of surveying everything with a just motionless expression. He then after a big circle reaches the ring steps and begins to walk up the steps. Finally he enters into the ring and Johnny laughs a little when his and Rogers' eyes meet yet again. Roger still emotionless steps to the middle of the ring where senior Ref Jim Floss stands between the two asking them if they are ready…..
Jill Mathews: What a weird entrance for Roger Wright….
Vince Walters: I can’t disagree with you but then again Roger has never been fully there mentally in my opinion.
Jill Mathews: Are you kidding me??? Your boy Johnny Stylez is the damned one who’s never been fully there mentally.
Vince Walters: OH here we go Jill’s hatred for the best wrestlers ever is still here ladies and gents…..
Jill Mathews: You damn right that will never change….
Vince Walters: So sad….
DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger and Johnny stand in the middle of the ring with Johnny mouthing off to Roger saying all kinds of stuff in typical Johnny fashion. Roger though doesn’t even seem to care he just continues to give a cold stare towards Johnny. This seems to irritate Johnny who attempts a left hand to Roger but it’s blocked by Roger. Now Johnny attempts a right hand but again blocked by Roger and WHAM ROGER WRIGHT HEAD BUTTS JOHNNY RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES. Johnny falls backwards managing to stay on his feet but now leaning against the ropes away from Roger holding his face a little. While Roger Wright remains standing at the center of the ring. The fans cheer for Roger even chanting his name a little but Roger does not even look towards any of them. Johnny now looks mad as he charges back to the center of the ring and gets nailed by a right hand from Roger then a left hand which has Johnny off balance. Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and SPINE BUSTER!!! He drops Johnny to the mat. Johnny rolls to his side and Roger begins to kick Johnny Stylez back.
Jill Mathews: This has been a strange start for Roger Wright but is he playing mind games here?
Vince Walters: Eh…. Who knows with that SOB! Come on Johnny get up and kick The Golden Boys ass!
Jill Mathews: Roger has just kept stomping away on the downed Johnny Stylez which I can’t say I hate seeing but Oh Johnny just rolled out of the ring now and is down on one knee outside the ring.
Vince Walters: He’s creating a little ring separation to gather himself here which I say is smart.
Jill Mathews: Johnny smart??? Wow, I just do not wish to agree with you on that.
Vince Walters: Bitch…..
Jill Mathews: Oh stop it Vince you might hurt one of my feelings…..
Johnny now is to his feet completely on the outside and ROGER WRIGHT WITH A RUNNING SUCIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE BUT JOHNNY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! Johnny got out of the way just in time and Roger hit the outside ring mat chest and face first. Johnny now has a bit of that smile back across his face as he motions for Roger to get to his feet and slowly Roger does. Johnny with a left, a right and a HEAD BUTT OF his own which knocks Roger back against the ring apron. Johnny now kicks Roger in his gut and as Roger leans over from the pain JOHNNY WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECK BREAKER DROPS ROGER ON THE OUTSIDE! The fans boohoo loudly as Johnny yells “SHUT UP” to the fans…. Roger now begins to get back to his feet and Johnny stomps on the right hand of Roger Wright multiple times as he was getting to his feet. Roger as he gets back to his feet quickly rolled back into the ring to create some separation. Johnny however is quick to roll in the ring and goes for a closeline to Roger Wright but it’s ducked! Roger turns Johnny around and TILT A WHIRL SLAM!!! Johnny Stylez is down as Roger, still with that cold expression, bounces off the ropes and hits a leaping knee down across the face of Johnny. Roger walks around the ring in a circle kind of then as Johnny gets to his feet a leaping clothesline from Roger knocks Johnny back down to the mat. The fans once again begin to cheer for Roger who looks up at the ceiling noticing the N.E.W World title hanging in the air he then rolls to the outside grabbing a ladder from the outside and slides it into the ring! Roger then rolls his body back inside the ring and picks the ladder up. But, as soon as Roger picked the ladder up Johnny Stylez got to his feet and nailed a driving left boot INTO THE LADDER INTO ROGERS CHEST!!! Roger falls onto his back and the ladder is draped over him!
Vince Walters: YES!!!! YES!!!! Johnny is now in control and look at the grin coming across my boy's face.
Jill Mathews: Roger has been just acting so strange but right now sadly Johnny is in the driver’s seat and Oh boy Johnny just leaped up and DOUBLE stomp onto the ladder which ROGER was under! Good lord….
Vince Walters: The Don Of Disrespect at his best ladies and gentlemen.
Jill Mathews: What’s he up to now? He just rolled outside the ring and why did he just smile in my direction? The pig needs to focus on this match and stop wishing he could get with me because that’s never going to happen….
Vince Walters: Oh please don’t flatter yourself and look he is grabbing a steel chair and now rolling back into the ring with it.
Jill Mathews: I’m sexy Vince you know it, he knows it and everyone watching at home knows it but that man will never touch me.
Vince Walters: You have let yourself go a little over the past four years but still decent I guess…
Jill Mathews: This coming from the geekiest man I know… But, look Roger has managed to remove the ladder from on top of himself and has used the ring ropes to pull himself back to his feet obviously hurting though.
Johnny now back in the ring with that steel chair in hand waits for Roger to turn around and just as Roger does Johnny takes a big swing but Roger DUCKS! Now as Johnny turns around with the chair in his hands towards Roger he gets the chair KICKED IN HIS FACE VIA A BOOT FROM ROGER!!! Johnny now falls to the mat and the chair is off to his left. Roger drops to one knee for a moment then gets back to his feet just as Johnny is making it back up to his feet. Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE CHAIR!!! The back of Johnny’s head smacks the steel chair!!!!!!
Roger slowly moves over to the ladder reaching down, grabbing it and setting it up in the middle of the ring. He looks back noticing Johnny forcing his way back to his feet. Roger quickly moves towards Johnny but the defiant Stylez hits Roger with a quick right and a quick left. Now Johnny bounces off the ropes but Roger BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES Johnny to the mat. Roger now brings Johnny to his feet and DOUBLE ARM DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! Johnny is laid out. The Roger chants begin yet again as Roger just kind of glares down at the downed Johnny for a moment then walks over to the ladder and begins to climb it! He’s three fourths of the way up now and nearing the top of the ladder!!!! Johnny is back to his feet!!!!!! He runs at the ladder SHOVING IT AND ROGER DOWN!!!!! ROGER WENT FEEL OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! The ladder is leaning against the ring ropes as Johnny drops to one knee still hurting obviously.
Vince Walters: THAT A BOY!!!!!
Jill Mathews: What action we have just seen and Roger took a very bad fall. But, Johnny is hurting from the abuse he has taken in this match as we can see.
Vince Walters: And, our fans are chanting holy shit and for once I agree with them.
Jill Mathews: Holy shit Vince Walters agreeing with the fans I need to check outside and see if hell has frozen over….
Vince Walters: Very funny there boobs, very funny indeed.
Jill Mathews: Hey pervert eyes off the merchandise… Oh look Johnny has managed to get back to his feet but he’s a little off balance.
Vince Walters: He’s getting the ladder and setting it up once again as it was before right in the middle of the ring! OH DAMN IT ROGER IS MOVING….
As Johnny Stylez was making sure the ladder was stable, Roger Wright managed to roll himself back into the ring clearly not moving that fast after that huge fall. Johnny, who is still reeling himself a bit, notices that Roger has gotten back in the ring. He mouths something then slowly walks towards Roger who is using the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet. Now with Roger up Johnny grabs a hold of Roger by his hair after a few knee’s to Wright’s gut. Johnny looks around as the fans let out a loud amount of boo’s and BITCH SLAP from Johnny!!!! Another Bitch Slap!!!! Johnny smiles a little as Roger seems out of it but then out of nowhere Roger grabs a hold of Johnny and JAW BREAKER!!! Johnny is rocked as Roger now moves slowly towards the downed Johnny. A continued blank look on Rogers face mixed in with a few cringe looks from the pain he is in. Roger gets near Johnny pulling him back to his feet turning him around and GERMAN SUPLEXING JOHNNY ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!! Roger, now holding his back, gets back up to one knee and kind of looks around while Johnny is down again. Roger slowly gets to his feet while Johnny has rolled near the ring ropes and is using them to pull himself up while holding the back of his head. Roger nails Johnny with several knife edge chops across his chest but Johnny fires back with a right thumb to Rogers left eye!!! Roger is staggered and Johnny kicks Roger hard in his gut and “THE BEST MOVE EVER”!!!!! Johnny power bombs Roger into the nearby turnbuckle! Rogers' back hit hard!!! Johnny drops to the mat flat on his back after having done that though.
Jill Mathews: The punishment these two men have dealt out to each other is honestly not shocking at all.
Vince Walters: Well of course not this is for that N.E.W World title not to mention these two have never liked each other obviously. And, I need my guy Johnny to get up!
Jill Mathews: They are both down and we have seen a wow match thus far but only one attempt to get up the ladder thus far.
Vince Walters: Well these two men know each other very well so they know it takes a lot to keep each other down there Jill.
Jill Mathews: Wow, a little professional journalism from Vince Walters there.
Vince Walters: The fact you act surprised by that pisses me off a bit. I am Vince Walters, a living damned legend when it comes to journalism!
Jill Mathews: And, in typical Vince fashion you had to just go there of course..
Vince Walters: Oh zip it I am way more of a journalist then you there porn star… But, anyways look Johnny is getting back to his feet and oh joy look Roger is up to one knee….
Johnny holds the back of his head for a moment trying to focus as Roger gets to his feet to meet Johnny and the two men begin exchanging shots, neither giving an inch. Serious rights and lefts from both men. Johnny goes for a kick now to the gut of Roger but he side steps it and grabs Johnny right arm bringing him in for a hell of a SHORT ARM Close line! Johnny quickly recovers though getting back to his feet and Roger knee’s Johnny in his gut and WRIGHT OF WAY!!!!! AN IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!!!!! Johnny is down and now Roger who’s all kind of hurting crawls literally crawls slowly towards the ladder that is amazingly still set up in the middle of the ring. Roger reaches it and begins to force his body up it one step at a time slowly. Johnny has rolled onto his side and his eyes see Roger now half way up the ladder. Johnny Stylez reaches to his left, grabbing the steel chair with his hand and forcing his body to get up. Johnny Stylez is now standing with a steel chair in hand as Roger is three quarters of the way up the ladder and WHACK!!!! WHACK!!! AND WHACK!!!! THREE STEEL CHAIR SHOTS TO ROGERS BACK and Roger falls off the ladder down to the mat!!! Johnny drops the chair and now slowly walks over to the ladder himself. But, he is hurting obviously as well as he very slowly begins to climb up it.
Vince Walters: Come on Johnny!!!! Climb faster you got this!
Jill Mathews: He’s hurting so it’s not that easy to climb fast. These two men have been through a war in this match and both are hurt pretty badly.
Vince Walters: Johnny can take it he’s made of different stuff then that Roger Wright guy that’s down flat on the mat.
Jill Mathews: Johnny Stylez is half way up the ladder now… OH but look, Roger Wright is getting back to his feet!
Vince Walters: Son of a bitch…. Why can’t this guy just stay down! Like literally the golden boy who I have watched here in NEW since he debuted in 2010 just is very difficult to keep down and I hate it!
Jill Mathews: He’s one of the best in the business Vince and his ability to continue to keep going has always been one of the things that has made him very special.
Vince Walters: Oh stop kissing his ass…. Johnny look out!
As Johnny was near the top of the ladder Roger climbed up the ladder on the other side and stopped him from reaching up for the N.E.W World Title. Roger nailed Johnny with a few hard right hands and then slammed Johnny face first onto the top of the ladder step. Roger didn’t stop there though he slammed Johnny’s face a good four more times onto that ladder step showing a very intense side of himself. Now Roger, who is just spent, reaches up for the title but Johnny manages to somehow throw a hell of a left punch which stops Roger. NOW both men are slugging it out at the top of the ladder both obviously spent on energy so the punches are lacking a little but still more than enough to do damage. BOTH MEN AFTER SEVERAL BACK AND FORTH PUNCHES FALL OFF THE LADDER AND FLAT ON THEIR BACKS DOWN ON THE RING CANVAS!!! The fans break out into a holy shit…..chant then a Roger…Roger chant and even a Johnny sucks chant thrown in. Both men are flat on their backs breathing deeply… But, slowly after a few minutes they both manage to get to their feet. As soon as Roger charged towards Johnny though Stylez dropped to one knee and LOW BLOW FROM JOHNNY STYLEZ TO ROGER WRIGHT!!!! The fans let out a loud chorus of boos! JOHNNY NOW GRABS ROGER WRIGHT INSULT 2 INJURY!!!!!!!!!! ROGER IS DOWN!!!!! JOHNNY IS DOWN for a moment as well!!! But, Johnny grabs the ring ropes pulling his hurt body to his feet and he stumbles over to the ladder to see that it’s somewhat BUSTED! Johnny shakes his head as he throws the ladder out of the ring… He then rolls outside the ring slowly picking up another ladder and shoving it under the ring ropes into the ring. He now rolls himself into the ring and drags the ladder to the center then sets it up and starts to climb once again! No movement from Roger thus far but Johnny had to take a lot of time with getting a new ladder.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT… DAMN IT.. Johnny had this but the freaking ladder was broke and now Roger is starting to stir as Johnny is only half way up the ladder!
Jill Mathews: It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
Vince Walters: OH SHUT UP! Come on Johnny get up the damn ladder Roger is getting to his feet!
Jill Mathews: And, he is up! Johnny is almost to the top and ROGER JUST KICKED THE LADDER OVER!!!! JOHNNY goes flying down to the ring mat and the ladder on top of him!
Vince Walters: BS! I say BS! If the other cheap ass ladder hadn’t been broken Johnny Stylez would be a 7 time NEW World Champ right now.
Jill Mathews: Someone get Vince a box of tissues for his tears please.
Roger after having kicked the ladder fell flat on his back still reeling from the obvious effects of this grueling match up. Johnny was now under the ladder but we do see his right arm moving a little as he finally shoves the ladder off his body. Roger sets up while that was happening and forces himself to get back up. He walks over to the ladder and picks it up. Roger now waits as Johnny stumbles to his feet and WHAM!!!!! Roger drives the ladder between the eyes of Johnny Stylez, dropping him! Roger now falls to one knee for a moment but again after a few minutes manages to get back fully to his feet and he sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. The fans are chanting loudly for him again as he slowly begins to climb this ladder now. Johnny is using the ring ropes to once more pull himself to his feet. Roger see’s Johnny getting to his feet as he is almost half way up the ladder. Johnny now to his feet kind of stumbles over towards the ladder and ROGER LEAPS OFF FROM THREE FOURTHS OF THE WAY UP IT TOWARDS JOHNNY STYLEZ AND NAILS THE WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd erupts!!!!!
Jill Mathews: HOLY SHIT! Did you see that? What a Wright Stuff!!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah I saw it…. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Jill Mathews: Roger is down though at the moment he has to find a way to get back to his feet one more time and get up that ladder.
Vince Walters: Naw he needs to stay down his body is broken just like Johnnys… He should rest and just stay there damn it.
Jill Mathews: Roger has rolled onto his chest and crawling for the ring ropes to help pull himself to his feet.
As Roger pulls himself up Johnny is down with no signs of movement. Roger stumbles a little but makes his way to the ladder and once more begins to climb it!
Vince Walters: No…..Not like this and not the golden boy becoming a seven time NEW World Champion damn it no!
Jill Mathews: It might be a reality you have to live with their Vince as Johnny is down and out! Roger is hurting badly but he is full of grit and you can’t teach that.
Vince Walters: I swear on all that is holy Jill Mathews… WAIT WHAT THE WHY IS HE COMING OUT!
JESSE STYLES IS SEEN coming down the entrance ramp now near ringside as Roger is almost half way up the ladder…..
Jill Mathews: My guess is he wanted a close view to watching his cousin fail!
Vince Walters: OH THIS IS CRAP!
JESSE STYLES SUDDENLY ROLLS INTO THE RING just as Roger is half way now up the ladder he PULLS ROGER DOWN OFF THE LADDER AND GOES FOR A HYPE KICK BUT ROGER DUCKED IT!!!! ROGER NOW GOES TO WRIGHT STUFF JESSE BUT HE SHOVES THE WEEKEND ROGER OFF HIM!!!! NOW ROGER TURNS AROUND AND WHAM HYPE KICK FROM JESSE STYLES!!!!
Vince Walters: OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: WHAT THE HELL!!!!! WHY? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD JESSE DO THIS?
Vince Walters: LOOK HE’S HELPING HIS COUSIN JOHNNY TO HIS FEET! YES! I HAVE WAITED SO LONG TO SAY THIS! FINALLY THE COUSINS SEEM TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE!!!! I Uh think…
Jill Mathews: These Chicago fans are stunned, I’m stunned and I don’t get it. Johnny and Jesse have hated each other forever! Like literally since 2012….
JESSE HELPS HIS COUSIN JOHNNY OVER TO THE LADDER and Johnny then begins to slowly climb up it. While Jesse notices Roger Wright trying to get to his feet somehow… Jesse looks a little stunned but waits and as soon as Roger gets up HYPE KICK ANOTHER HYPE KICK!!!! Jesse doesn’t hesitate he leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and DEATH FROM ABOVE DOWN ONTO ROGER WRIGHT!!!!! Johnny now has REACHED THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND GRABS THE NEW WORLD TITLE DOWN!!!!!
DING!!!!!
DING!!!!
Vince Walters: OH MY GOD HE’S DONE IT!!!!! SEVEN TIME NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Jill Mathews: I do not understand this at all! The Owner of this company Jesse Styles is being booed by his hometown fans and I don’t blame them! Johnny Stylez with a huge assist from his Cousin Jesse has won the NEW EDGE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DAMN IT!
Vince Walters: STYLES AND STYLEZ FOREVER!!!!!!!
Johnny with the title in his clutches climbs down the ladder slowly then locks eyes with his cousin Jesse who grabs the title out of Johnny's arms! Jesse then PLACES THE TITLE AROUND JOHNNY'S WAIST and straps it. The fans are booing so very loudly…..
Tom Davis: And, here is your winner of this epic ladder match AND NOW THE SEVEN TIME NEW EDGE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Look at Johnny and Jesse both with smirks on their faces this is making me sick!
Vince Walters: Take it all in Jill this is the now era in NEW EDGE WRESTLING STYLES AND STYLEZ ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
Jill Mathews: Roger was screwed and I still just can’t grasp this but ladies and gentlemen we have a uh now reigning and defending NEW WORLD CHAMP…. I can’t say it…
Vince Walters: His name is LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Sickening…. But, we are out of time ladies and gentlemen after four years we here at NEW EDGE WRESTLING ARE BACK.
Vince Walters: BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABY!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: SIGH….. We will see you at the NEXT IGNITE GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
With that from Jill we see Jesse and Johnny now outside the ring with Jesse raising Johnny’s left arm in the air to signal his victory. Meanwhile NEW trainers have come to the ring to check on the hurt Roger Wright who came so close to winning but on this night it did not happen.....We then fade out to the IGNITE LOGO ONCE MORE...