Post by Andrew Garrison on Dec 14, 2023 7:56:56 GMT -6
Yeah The Garrison Chronicles sounds way better than The Garrison Story right? Anyways….back to the story
Welcome to Route 66 where Andrew Garrison is about to hit the California border. He knew he was getting close because the crisp scent of the cool desert evening was starting to smell like bum piss like most of California smells like. He knew he was getting close because he felt dumber, like brain cells were dying, like they have with everyone who chooses to live in that shithole state. But there was someone very special in that dump, and unfortunately he had a long overdue visit to make.
Andrew felt his cell phone vibrating in the seat next to him as he looked at it. The text message from his mentor and mastermind behind the inevitable rise of Garrison, as in talking a company into signing Andy’s ass, read you're on your way right? Andrew speech to text him back a simple yes and hit send. He tossed the phone back on the seat as he immediately sighed in disgust seeing the Welcome to California sign as he passed by it.
Yep, the bum piss smell is strong.
On his way also meant in about an hour he would be home, well what used to be home, but it's still home to Winter Rose, his 4 year old daughter who he hasn't seen in almost a year. He had spoken to her everyday, yes, but he hadn't seen her, no hugs, no kisses, no rocking to sleep in his recliner. Sadly though he had to also see her mother. What's her name? Let's just call her She Who Must Not Be Named. And since that is a hell of a long name to write as we document this let's just shorten it to Cunt.
If that offends any women out ther? Give Andy one night with you in the bedroom and afterwards you'll let him call you anything.
So three was as of right now no more reminiscing over what happened in that Battle Royal Garrison dominated in, what went down with him and Scotty Adams, or his match coming up with Brandon Moore (sorry it's just Brandon now right?) and NEW legend as in the old guard Roger Wright. He could think about that later, right now it was Winter, controlling himself in front of Cunt, and keeping his cool
“Shit, figures this would start itching.”
He also had to stop thinking if he caught something from that babe casino girl he banged in Vegas last night. Hopefully she left his suite room he won gambling. He was pretty sure after he got done with her she fell in love with him. Anywho focus asshole. Winter….Winter…you're finally getting to see your baby girl.
I also am realizing maybe the word Cunt is too strong a word here and could be offensive, and besides she is the mother to Andy's pride and joy…so lets just call her She Who Must Not Be Named.
The old neighborhood hadn't hardly changed much from what it looked like before. Christmas decorations were starting to go up and The Thompson's already had their Christmas extravaganza up. It made Andy wonder if Mrs. Thompson still was blowing the men who brought the kids by Christmas Eve in the Santa’s Workshop she'd while Mr. Thompson entertained guests. Seriously no gag reflex and she could suck chrome off a bumper ol Megan could do. Or ….from what I heard….yeah.
Anyways Andy took the what used to be daily right turn into his driveway but this time the garage door didn't go up, nor was She Who Must Not Be Named was greeting him in a nightgown waiting to get her daily dose of Andy which were during happier days. Nope…nothing. Until a few minutes later when his former front door opened, the very one he made and installed, opened back and some jacked up dude came out.
The jacked up dude's name is Parker who swooped in about a week after the divorce was finalized. A few moments later there She Who Must Not Be Named stood, still as gorgeous as ever. Because let's face it that is exactly what she is. She just blankly stared towards Andy who took a deep breath, grabbed Winter’s gift that was a plushy of her favorite Pokemon he bought in Japan a year ago, and got out of his rental car.
There was silence until Andy broke it.
Andy Garrison: Well ….you look well, and this must be Parker…
Parker definitely was a specimen, yet he seemed a little intimidated but not out of fear of Andy. More the uncomfortableness of the situation. Andy had no issue with him, from what he had heard he treated SWMNBN’s two kids and their daughter together well, and didn't overstep his boundaries of not being her father.
She Who Must Not Be Named: Hello Andy. Winter is down the street playing with her friends. I just texted her that she should be back soon.
Andy Garrison: You texted her? Since when do four year olds get cell phones? Kind of feel like you should have reached out and discussed that with me before that decision was made.
She Who Must Not Be Named quickly retorted, already sounding a little frustrated. So much for a cordial conversation I guess
She Who Must Not Be Named: Well I'm sorry Andy it slipped my mind the one time a week you called while you were doing the Australian football thing ok? Is it oohhkkaayy if she has a cell phone?
Andy Garrison: I guess so, as long as it's parental controlled. I kind of don't want to see her with an Instagram account you know? For reasons…
Parker put in a couple words trying to relieve the tension
Parker: She knows the rules that was given by Me…..
Andy stopped him before he finished her name.
Andy Garrison: Well that's good to know. Do disrespect intended but you're out here why? I came to see my daughter and talk with her mother.
Parker stepped back and nodded. Andy turned back towards Her.
Andy Garrison: So please tell me Winter was with the babysitter the first night you two hooked up. It would be hard for her to understand mommy screaming out oh my God numerous times knowing daddy wasn't in there with you.
Parker: You are a screamer?
She Who Must Not Be Named stared at Andy, but before she could retort a car door opened and out from it like a blur a 4 years old girl as fast as she could ran into her father's arms. At that moment all the tension left as Andy was on his knees holding his little girl.
Winter: Daddy…. you're home…
Andy Garrison: Yeah baby…. I'm home…
He lifted Winter up who kept her head on his shoulder gripping him tightly. Even She Who Must Not Be Named was somewhat moved by the moment.
Andy Garrison: Oh my word love you have grown…my little lady is growing up…
Winter: Daddy you're not gonna back to Australia right? While you were there did you see kangaroos? My friend Cindy said everything can kill you there and I was worried you were going to be killed by a koala bear!
Andy Garrison: Well Cindy is a prat. Yeah honey I'm back. Matter of fact you get to go with me for a few days. Did you pack?
Winter: Yes!!
Andy Garrison: Good girl, don't forget Mr. Bear ok? Go get your stuff.
As of this moment watching his daughter run towards the house there was nothing else going in his mind. She standing there with her new fuckboy, the Battle Royal loss, nor this number 1 contenders match with Brandon Moore, (Oh wait….Brandon now) and Roger Wright was oñ his mind. As of right now his redemption story was over. He had his little girl back, and let's face it one night a three way between her, Andy, and Parker would happen because She loves sex, a lot….it would only be a matter of time.
Parker: So…you're wrestling again. Saw the NEW show from the other day. Winter insisted we all watch.
She Who Must Not Be Named: We did…until you got eliminated. It was bedtime, and that match took forever.
Andy Garrison: Thanks…well you can't win them all. Do me a favor though if she watches this show if it gets too violent…
She Who Must Not Be Named: I know Andrew…..she won't see it if it does.
Winter ran back out with her backpack and Mr. Bear.
Winter: Daddy where are we going.
Andy Garrison: To my house. Its a couple hours away so do you need to potty?
Winter: Um….yes Number 2
Andy Garrison: Gross….
Winter laughed as she ran back in the house.
Andy Garrison: Thank you…by the way…I know you didn't have to allow me to take her away for a few days and….
She Who Must Not Be Named: You're questionable as a husband, but not as a Dad. I get why you went away for a year, but you never didn't send money, nor missed calling her a couple times a week.
She kind of pissed him off with the questionable husband comment, all Andy ever did was support her in every way possible. However her jealousy and wanting to control his decisions were the reason why it ended the way it did. But that part of the Chronicles will have to wait.
Winter ran back out.
Winter: It's all safe now. I didn't need to poop, it was just a fart.
She and Andy: WINTER ROSE!!
Winter laughed as she got into the rental car.
Andy looked back at Her and Parker.
Andy Garrison: See you in a few days. Oh and Parker the way to make her scream Oh My God is Anal…she can't handle that.
Parker: Wait, you do anal?
She rolls her eyes after giving Andy a dirty look and walks back into the house. Parker followed her
Parker:You told me to butt stuff, what the hell?
Andrew gets into the car with Winter.
Winter: Daddy where do you live now?
Andy Garrison: A magical land where bright lights shine, and dreams come true. Las Vegas, Nevada!
4 Hours Later
Andrew is lying on the couch as Winter was asleep on him. SpongeBob was playing in the background. His phone vibrated as he quietly answered, trying not to wake his baby girl up.
“Don't lose focus. You have a job to do. Say hi to Winter for me.”
Alan Envy hung up as Andrew placed the phone back down. He was right, part 1 of his redemption chronicle had been accomplished. He had Winter back in his life, he didn't kill Her, and he was content. However, that wasn't an inevitable conclusion. What is happening in NEW is inevitable, and it starts with the Xcore championship.
Andrew has been saying it for a while now wherever he works. His final destination is inevitable. IAnsrew Garrison will be on top of the mountain leading the wrestling world as its top champion and greatest star. So it didn't matter what path was taken. The outcome will be the same
Brandon and Roger Wright are not inevitable, they are complacent. Just like Hunter Valentine, Blair Buchanan, and Johnny Stylez are. Their time is over. Alan Envy understands that, and soon they will realize it. This is a new New Edge Wrestling, and it's survival depends on the new breed. And Andrew Garrison is that new breed.
And his redemption is Inevitable
As inevitable as that three way with Parker and Her in the future…
Welcome to Route 66 where Andrew Garrison is about to hit the California border. He knew he was getting close because the crisp scent of the cool desert evening was starting to smell like bum piss like most of California smells like. He knew he was getting close because he felt dumber, like brain cells were dying, like they have with everyone who chooses to live in that shithole state. But there was someone very special in that dump, and unfortunately he had a long overdue visit to make.
Andrew felt his cell phone vibrating in the seat next to him as he looked at it. The text message from his mentor and mastermind behind the inevitable rise of Garrison, as in talking a company into signing Andy’s ass, read you're on your way right? Andrew speech to text him back a simple yes and hit send. He tossed the phone back on the seat as he immediately sighed in disgust seeing the Welcome to California sign as he passed by it.
Yep, the bum piss smell is strong.
On his way also meant in about an hour he would be home, well what used to be home, but it's still home to Winter Rose, his 4 year old daughter who he hasn't seen in almost a year. He had spoken to her everyday, yes, but he hadn't seen her, no hugs, no kisses, no rocking to sleep in his recliner. Sadly though he had to also see her mother. What's her name? Let's just call her She Who Must Not Be Named. And since that is a hell of a long name to write as we document this let's just shorten it to Cunt.
If that offends any women out ther? Give Andy one night with you in the bedroom and afterwards you'll let him call you anything.
So three was as of right now no more reminiscing over what happened in that Battle Royal Garrison dominated in, what went down with him and Scotty Adams, or his match coming up with Brandon Moore (sorry it's just Brandon now right?) and NEW legend as in the old guard Roger Wright. He could think about that later, right now it was Winter, controlling himself in front of Cunt, and keeping his cool
“Shit, figures this would start itching.”
He also had to stop thinking if he caught something from that babe casino girl he banged in Vegas last night. Hopefully she left his suite room he won gambling. He was pretty sure after he got done with her she fell in love with him. Anywho focus asshole. Winter….Winter…you're finally getting to see your baby girl.
I also am realizing maybe the word Cunt is too strong a word here and could be offensive, and besides she is the mother to Andy's pride and joy…so lets just call her She Who Must Not Be Named.
The old neighborhood hadn't hardly changed much from what it looked like before. Christmas decorations were starting to go up and The Thompson's already had their Christmas extravaganza up. It made Andy wonder if Mrs. Thompson still was blowing the men who brought the kids by Christmas Eve in the Santa’s Workshop she'd while Mr. Thompson entertained guests. Seriously no gag reflex and she could suck chrome off a bumper ol Megan could do. Or ….from what I heard….yeah.
Anyways Andy took the what used to be daily right turn into his driveway but this time the garage door didn't go up, nor was She Who Must Not Be Named was greeting him in a nightgown waiting to get her daily dose of Andy which were during happier days. Nope…nothing. Until a few minutes later when his former front door opened, the very one he made and installed, opened back and some jacked up dude came out.
The jacked up dude's name is Parker who swooped in about a week after the divorce was finalized. A few moments later there She Who Must Not Be Named stood, still as gorgeous as ever. Because let's face it that is exactly what she is. She just blankly stared towards Andy who took a deep breath, grabbed Winter’s gift that was a plushy of her favorite Pokemon he bought in Japan a year ago, and got out of his rental car.
There was silence until Andy broke it.
Andy Garrison: Well ….you look well, and this must be Parker…
Parker definitely was a specimen, yet he seemed a little intimidated but not out of fear of Andy. More the uncomfortableness of the situation. Andy had no issue with him, from what he had heard he treated SWMNBN’s two kids and their daughter together well, and didn't overstep his boundaries of not being her father.
She Who Must Not Be Named: Hello Andy. Winter is down the street playing with her friends. I just texted her that she should be back soon.
Andy Garrison: You texted her? Since when do four year olds get cell phones? Kind of feel like you should have reached out and discussed that with me before that decision was made.
She Who Must Not Be Named quickly retorted, already sounding a little frustrated. So much for a cordial conversation I guess
She Who Must Not Be Named: Well I'm sorry Andy it slipped my mind the one time a week you called while you were doing the Australian football thing ok? Is it oohhkkaayy if she has a cell phone?
Andy Garrison: I guess so, as long as it's parental controlled. I kind of don't want to see her with an Instagram account you know? For reasons…
Parker put in a couple words trying to relieve the tension
Parker: She knows the rules that was given by Me…..
Andy stopped him before he finished her name.
Andy Garrison: Well that's good to know. Do disrespect intended but you're out here why? I came to see my daughter and talk with her mother.
Parker stepped back and nodded. Andy turned back towards Her.
Andy Garrison: So please tell me Winter was with the babysitter the first night you two hooked up. It would be hard for her to understand mommy screaming out oh my God numerous times knowing daddy wasn't in there with you.
Parker: You are a screamer?
She Who Must Not Be Named stared at Andy, but before she could retort a car door opened and out from it like a blur a 4 years old girl as fast as she could ran into her father's arms. At that moment all the tension left as Andy was on his knees holding his little girl.
Winter: Daddy…. you're home…
Andy Garrison: Yeah baby…. I'm home…
He lifted Winter up who kept her head on his shoulder gripping him tightly. Even She Who Must Not Be Named was somewhat moved by the moment.
Andy Garrison: Oh my word love you have grown…my little lady is growing up…
Winter: Daddy you're not gonna back to Australia right? While you were there did you see kangaroos? My friend Cindy said everything can kill you there and I was worried you were going to be killed by a koala bear!
Andy Garrison: Well Cindy is a prat. Yeah honey I'm back. Matter of fact you get to go with me for a few days. Did you pack?
Winter: Yes!!
Andy Garrison: Good girl, don't forget Mr. Bear ok? Go get your stuff.
As of this moment watching his daughter run towards the house there was nothing else going in his mind. She standing there with her new fuckboy, the Battle Royal loss, nor this number 1 contenders match with Brandon Moore, (Oh wait….Brandon now) and Roger Wright was oñ his mind. As of right now his redemption story was over. He had his little girl back, and let's face it one night a three way between her, Andy, and Parker would happen because She loves sex, a lot….it would only be a matter of time.
Parker: So…you're wrestling again. Saw the NEW show from the other day. Winter insisted we all watch.
She Who Must Not Be Named: We did…until you got eliminated. It was bedtime, and that match took forever.
Andy Garrison: Thanks…well you can't win them all. Do me a favor though if she watches this show if it gets too violent…
She Who Must Not Be Named: I know Andrew…..she won't see it if it does.
Winter ran back out with her backpack and Mr. Bear.
Winter: Daddy where are we going.
Andy Garrison: To my house. Its a couple hours away so do you need to potty?
Winter: Um….yes Number 2
Andy Garrison: Gross….
Winter laughed as she ran back in the house.
Andy Garrison: Thank you…by the way…I know you didn't have to allow me to take her away for a few days and….
She Who Must Not Be Named: You're questionable as a husband, but not as a Dad. I get why you went away for a year, but you never didn't send money, nor missed calling her a couple times a week.
She kind of pissed him off with the questionable husband comment, all Andy ever did was support her in every way possible. However her jealousy and wanting to control his decisions were the reason why it ended the way it did. But that part of the Chronicles will have to wait.
Winter ran back out.
Winter: It's all safe now. I didn't need to poop, it was just a fart.
She and Andy: WINTER ROSE!!
Winter laughed as she got into the rental car.
Andy looked back at Her and Parker.
Andy Garrison: See you in a few days. Oh and Parker the way to make her scream Oh My God is Anal…she can't handle that.
Parker: Wait, you do anal?
She rolls her eyes after giving Andy a dirty look and walks back into the house. Parker followed her
Parker:You told me to butt stuff, what the hell?
Andrew gets into the car with Winter.
Winter: Daddy where do you live now?
Andy Garrison: A magical land where bright lights shine, and dreams come true. Las Vegas, Nevada!
4 Hours Later
Andrew is lying on the couch as Winter was asleep on him. SpongeBob was playing in the background. His phone vibrated as he quietly answered, trying not to wake his baby girl up.
“Don't lose focus. You have a job to do. Say hi to Winter for me.”
Alan Envy hung up as Andrew placed the phone back down. He was right, part 1 of his redemption chronicle had been accomplished. He had Winter back in his life, he didn't kill Her, and he was content. However, that wasn't an inevitable conclusion. What is happening in NEW is inevitable, and it starts with the Xcore championship.
Andrew has been saying it for a while now wherever he works. His final destination is inevitable. IAnsrew Garrison will be on top of the mountain leading the wrestling world as its top champion and greatest star. So it didn't matter what path was taken. The outcome will be the same
Brandon and Roger Wright are not inevitable, they are complacent. Just like Hunter Valentine, Blair Buchanan, and Johnny Stylez are. Their time is over. Alan Envy understands that, and soon they will realize it. This is a new New Edge Wrestling, and it's survival depends on the new breed. And Andrew Garrison is that new breed.
And his redemption is Inevitable
As inevitable as that three way with Parker and Her in the future…