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THE NEW IGNITE LOGO FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AS WE GO LIVE INSIDE THE MID-SOUTH COLISEUM! A sold out crowd is on hand to witness the latest IGNITE and the fans are loudly cheering. The N.E.W chants break out!
The camera zooms in on a packed arena, the crowd buzzing with excitement as pyrotechnics explode, creating a spectacular display of lights and colors. The atmosphere is charged with energy, and the roar of the fans is deafening. The New Edge Wrestling logo shines brightly on the big screen, marking the beginning of a thrilling night of action.]
Jill Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest show in town, New Edge Wrestling's IGNITE, LIVE FROM MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE! I'm Jill Matthews, and joining me is the one and only Vince Walters. Vince, it's going to be a wild night!
Vince Walters: You bet, Jill! Ignite is where the action is, where the sparks fly, and where the mayhem unfolds! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, folks!
Jill Matthews: This very special episode of IGNITE is brought to you live by StarCross! Manifest Your Reality.
Vince Walters: What does that even MEAN?!
Jill Matthews: I don’t know Vince, I just get paid to read what’s on the show memo.
Vince Walters: Since when do we have show memos?
Jill Matthews: Since forever but that explains so much, but we can talk about why you don’t know that and still get paid more than me later! We’ve got a great show for you tonight folks!!! Kicking things off, we've got an explosive Triple Threat match! Abbigail Dresden takes on River Rose and Roger Wright in a contest that's bound to set the tone for the entire night.
Vince Walters: Triple Threat, baby! It's like a tornado of chaos in that ring. I can't wait to see who comes out on top!
Jill Matthews: And up next, we have TJ Alexander facing off against Raven Nyx in what promises to be a high-octane showdown. The winner? They're gunning for a future Battleborn title shot!
Vince Walters: Battleborn title shot, huh? That's like winning the lottery, Jill! These two are gonna tear each other apart for that golden opportunity.
Jill Matthews: Brace yourselves, folks, because Justice Cross goes head-to-head with Priscilla White in a No Disqualification match. Anything goes, and I mean anything!
Vince Walters: No DQ! That's my kind of match. I hope they bring some steel chairs, maybe a table or two. Let the carnage begin!
[Jill raises an eyebrow at Vince's enthusiasm, but they continue down the lineup.]
Jill Matthews: Following that, we've got Omar Azure squaring off against Bianca Davis. Two powerhouses colliding in the ring, which promises to be an interesting match to say the least!
Vince Walters: Interesting is an understatement! Powerhouse showdown, Jill?! You need to tell me what you’ve been smoking tonight because I need some of that, STAT! This one's gonna shake the foundations of Ignite for sure!
Jill Matthews: Josh Cole takes on Scotty Adams in a bout that promises lightning-fast action and heart-stopping moments. These two are ready to leave it all in the ring! After that It's newcomer vs veteran as Blair Buchannan goes toe-to-toe with Ailyn Ruin, both in need of a win for different reasons tonight.
Vince Walters: I don’t know much about Ailyn except I think her last name is Darrington now, but Blair’s been kind of a snooze fest ever since the return. I'll bring the popcorn, sounds riveting!
[The anticipation peaks as the commentators reach the penultimate match of the evening.]
Jill Matthews: In a non-title match, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez faces off against Bia. Can Bia prove herself against the champ, or will Stylez show her why he’s at the top?
Vince Walters: Non-title, but still a chance for Stylez to make a statement. Bia better be on her A-game; as everybody knows, the Champ is no pushover!
[The crowd roars in anticipation as Jill and Vince prepare to announce the Main Event.]
Jill Matthews: And the moment we've all been waiting for – the Main Event! Valora Salinas takes on Rylee Ruin in a battle that could redefine the landscape of New Edge Wrestling!
Vince Walters: Salinas vs. Ruin! This is gonna be a showdown for the ages, Jill. I can feel the sparks flying already!
Jill Matthews: That’s probably just the neurosyphilis but anyway I'm getting word that we’re about to get a special announcement right now so let's turn our attention to the all new, state of the art NEW-TRON, powered by StarCross.
Vince Walters (mocking): Maniiiiifwest ur ReaLiiiiTEEEEEEEeeeee
The camera pans over to the stage where right above the gorilla sits the all new NEW-TRON: one gigantic screen in the center surrounded by a bunch of small screens all playing iconic moments from NEW history. Two other screens sit up higher, one to the far left of the stage and one to the far right of the stage, both surrounded by vintage 80’s / 90’s looking TV sets that are also playing highlights from NEW over the years. All of a sudden all of the screens, large and small, cut to static for a minute and then switch to black before the NEW logo fades in for a moment and then fades away. The screens then light up with footage of NEW Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez demolishing the rehabilitation center for troubled former female stars that Blair Buchannan famously went to known as The Ranch. The camera zooms in on the maniacal expression on Johnny’s face as the property goes up in flames. The scene then cuts to last week’s Ignite Main Event, specifically each shot where Johnny repeatedly attacks Blair Buchannan’s head and then right after the match where he is about to put a concussed Blair Buchannan through a table before once again freezing and doing an extreme close up (and possibly photoshopped) shot of Johnny’s demented looking facial expression. He looks absolutely insane, but at the same time seems to be deriving pleasure from the cruel and sadistic nature of his actions like some DC villain. With the image stuck on the screen, we hear a gorgeous sounding woman with a Southern accent doing a voice over that echoes throughout the arena.
Voice Over: “Dangerous things happen when we don’t take care of our mental health and personal well being. Scary things. Even borderline psychotic things…”
The scene then cuts to a shot of Blair Buchannan from the waist up in an all white room, dressed in a tight white baby-tee shirt that leaves her toned abs exposed, and a pair of low rise blue jeans that hug her curvy figure. Her long auburn hair is down in loose waves that cascade over her shoulders and some of it is swept over one eye. With very little, natural makeup on and all of the bright white around her, the toned down appearance mixed with the soothing piano playing in the background makes the whole scene seem very..well…angelic.
Blair Buchannan: “But at their Malibu retreat, The Ranch helped me see that not prioritizing my mental health was causing me to make, at least three, very unwise decisions. Well, four if you count that drummer in Vegas but that was annulled after 73 hours.”
Blair bites her bottom lip and looks up, making an expression like 'oopsie!' before shrugging and turning to the side. The scene then cuts to a different angle, where Blair is now walking while speaking. It’s very reminiscent of a commercial advertising a medication that comes with a list of side effects, making whatever ailment you had in the first place not seem so bad in comparison.
Blair Buchannan: “The work they do at The Ranch helped me see that all of my awful behavior stemmed from feeling insecure in myself, and powerless in a world where I thought the only thing that made me valuable was my gorgeous face, this rockin hot bod, two great tits that cost more than a down payment on a condo in Beverly Hills, my condo in Beverly Hills, or the expensive clothes, shoes, and jewelry I stuffed it’s closets with.”
Blair turns to the side again, and again the camera angle changes to face her from the front. Only this time, she’s somehow cradling a white kitten in her arms like a baby.
Blair Buchannan: “...and although The Ranch, powered by the good people at StarCross, has locations all over the country and some in Switzerland, people who aren’t beautiful rich celebrities like me might not have the resources available or the ability to go off the grid for a year and stay at a luxury wellness retreat.”
Once more, Blair turns to the side and the camera angle changes as well. Only this time, she’s now holding a little black baby swaddled in a white blanket.
Blair Buchannan: “That’s why I decided to partner with The Ranch to create an all new mobile wellness app called Be: By Blair Buchannan. On the ‘Be,’ app you’ll be able to…”
The shot then changes to b-roll scenes of Blair doing various actions in the all white room, accompanied by a voice over of her listing the different features of the app.
Voice Over: “...follow along to guided meditation…”
[shot of Blair sitting criss cross applesauce on a bamboo mat with the phone right next to her.]
Phone:”You are the architect of your own destiny…”
Blair: “I am the architect of my own destiny…”
Voice Over: “...get fit with hand picked personal trainers!...”
[Shot of Blair bent over on a yoga mat with her palms and feet planted firmly on the ground while her ass is sticking up high in the air, and a voice coming from the phone.]
Phone: “Great Downward Facing Dog, Blair! Your form is really improving.”
Voice Over: “...and even access to licensed therapists!”
[shot of Blair sitting on her sofa holding up her phone while video chatting with a dude in a white lab coat.]
Phone: “...and how does that make you feel?”
Blair: “Like maybe I shouldn’t cut people out of my life just because they use 3 in 1 Shampoo, Conditioner, and Body Wash?”
Phone: “...and that’s what we in therapy call, a breakthrough! That’s all the time we have for today. Same time next week?”
[Blair and the person on the screen both smile wide and give each other a thumbs up.The scene then switches back to the original setting of Blair in the white room talking to the camera.]
Blair Buchannan: “..and that’s just the FREE version! When you sign up for A premium subscription to be, you get access to things like investment tips, DNA based genealogy and family tree mapping, and the chance to attend location specific members only events! So don’t wait, download the app and prioritize yourself today! Be Bold, Be Inspired, Be YOU! Be: By Blair Buchannan…powered by StarCross!”
Back at ringside, both Vince and Jill are left speechless.Jill holds up a finger and looks like she’s about to say something but apparently decides against it, instead just crossing her arms over her chest and leaning back in her chair. Vince kind of squints and cocks his head to the side.
Jill Matthews: “.....huh. That was Blair Buchannan, everybody. Stylistic choices aside, I actually have downloaded and used the app and it is full of very good content and resources so I highly suggest everybody check it out.”
Vince Walters: “..what the fu-..”
The arena is plunged into darkness as a captivating melody, the theme music "Disco at the Strip Club" by Reve, begins to echo through the speakers. A swell of violins builds anticipation, as one huge spotlight is trained on the stage, piercing through the darkness. As the enchanting mid-tempo electronic dance song evolves, the crowd's excitement intensifies. Suddenly, two long lines of men, all dressed as various versions of the iconic Elvis Presley, make their way down the ramp. Dressed in glittering costumes and perfectly styled hair, they line both sides of the ramp, creating a living aisle of Rock & Roll Royalty. The nod to a Memphis legend earns a huge pop from the crowd.
So I sit shotgun in a Chevrolet
Headin' to a different type of LA
Where the girls all smell like creme brulée
(and the champagne's free if you pay to play)
Where the boys post up and they spend a wage
Of a hard week's work on a fantasy
Where the dream don't die and you can escape, yeah
Forever & Ever
The arena is then bathed in lavender light and a curtain of silver sparks begin showering from the back of the stage as the chorus kicks in and the stage opens up. Rising from beneath the open stage is a colossal white Imperial Venus seashell that’s opened up to reveal Blair Buchannan standing in the center, emulating the iconic Birth of Venus painting. Clad in a long white silk sheet, held delicately over her chest, Blair sports a pair of striking pearlescent white patent leather slingback stilettos that accentuate her elegant presence. Her hair, done up high and flowing down her back with a signature sweep over one eye, and her makeup–dramatic eyeliner and a soft natural lip, pays homage to Priscilla Presley. She looks triumphant, like a soldier gone to war who just returned home. It was clear she was very happy to be back in N.E.W and from the crowd’s response, the feeling was mutual.
Fly with your tainted wings of a dove
Give into sin and stay fallin' up
Whatever you do don't go fallin' in love
Dancin' to Disco at the strip club
As the chorus reaches its peak, Blair is assisted by one of the Elvis impersonators out of the shell. She gracefully steps down the ramp, using the backs of the other Elvis impersonators, now on their hands and knees, as her regal pathway. At the end of the ramp, she is gently helped to ringside, up the steps, and inside the ring by another Elvis impersonator holding the ropes for her. Once inside the ring, Blair presses her hands to her lips, blowing a kiss to the camera at ringside.
Simultaneously, sparklers shoot out of each ring post, creating a dazzling display of lights. With one finger pointed in the air, Blair strikes a pose, basking in the adoration of the thunderous applause from the electrified crowd. A crew member hands Blair a microphone, and as her music gradually dies down, Blair takes a moment to absorb the atmosphere. The arena is filled with anticipation as Blair, with a captivating smile, begins to speak, her ultra feminine voice with a hint of that Southern accent resonating with the charisma and presence that have defined her over a decade in New Edge Wrestling.
Blair Buchannan: “Wow is all that noise for me, or for these boys dressed up like Elvis?”
She pauses again and giggles as the crowd goes wild.
Blair Buchannan: “You know…when I found out we were going to be coming down here to Memphis, I knew I wanted to do something flashy to honor of course The King himself, but also the beautiful Priscilla Presley. But the more I started researching her, the more I began to see parallels in our stories…you know…two style icons who branched out and became iconic on their own after stepping out of the shadows of their ex husbands. Of course, Priscilla had to wait for a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich to take out her ex before getting her moment in the sun while I’m…decidedly less patient…even if that does mean working in the same company my ex husband Johnny just loves to terrorize.”
There’s thunderous uproar in boos at the mention of Johnny’s name, in support of Blair. But Blair holds up her finger and wiggles it from side to side.
Blair Buchannan: “No no no, we’re not doing that tonight. I’m not here to bash my ex husband because, you know what? I can’t even be mad at him. I mean, look…yes he destroyed the wellness center I attended that means so much to me…but, at least he rebuilt it..and though it might have been done as a joke to poke fun at me and Bia…He and Jesse did build that shelter for battered women, so at the end of the day they did do something good and that’s all that really matters…Johnny Stylez is not a bad person. He just does some pretty horrible things. But when you think about it, and the kind of life that man has had…the number of people who have turned on him, myself included…who could blame him? Johnny, like a lot of people out there, never told him that he deserved good things, or that he could do whatever he wanted in this life if he put his mind to it…that he mattered…how empty their lives would be if he wasn’t there. That he was deserving of love…I mean, hell, I was his wife and I never told him those things. On top of the list of all the people who let him down is me…and that's my bad..and so in front of all these people, and the world, let me just say that Johnny Stylez if you’re watching this, I am sorry for letting you down and contributing to the person you have become...and even though we’re over, know that I do love you and regardless of everything we put each other through, I know that a part of me always will.”
Blair Buchannan: “The truth is, I came back here with a renewed spirit. My time at The Ranch made me want to live a more authentic life, and part of that authenticity to me meant that I was going to cut through the bullshit that has gone on in this company for far too long. Because speaking as someone who has been on the other side of things,trust me, there is a lot of it. But If i’m going to expose other people and their truths, to hold them accountable, then I have to expose mine as well. Because the truth is, I haven’t exactly been an angel either.”
Vince Walters: “No kidding! I kinda miss the old Blair actually.”
Jill Matthews: “Shut up, Vince, she’s trying to make a point!”
Vince Walters: Well I wish she’d get to it already..
Blair Buchannan: “Since I first stepped foot in N.E.W, I have been nothing but a self centered, self important, nauseatingly self obsessed brat who would do whatever, screw whoever…”
Vince Walters: “YEAH!!!!”
Blair Buchannan: “...and hurt anybody to get what I wanted. Honestly, when I think back about the person I was, it makes me sick. That’s why I can stand here and say, I really can’t blame Johnny for what he’s said about me. I’m sure it must have been hard to be in love with a person who was too distracted by their own reflection in the mirror to hear a word you say…but that’s all in the past, that’s the old BB…the NEW BB is here and she is going to be a Champion for the truth, so that New Edge Wrestling can go from being a corrupt hotbed of just the ickiest behavior, to a place where the greatest in the WORLD come to compete in a company that fans from across the globe plan their schedules around tuning in because they know that New Edge Wrestling is not just the best in sports entertainment but the STANDARD of Sports Entertainment…and how, exactly am I going to do that you might ask? Well, I figured that Tension In Texas would be a good place to start…because over the Holidays, I received a very special gift from Santa Claus...and that gift is that I, Blair Buchannan, will be competing for the chance to be the SIX TIME NEW EDGE WRESTLING TRANSATLANTIC CHAMPION AT TENSION IN TEXAS!!! So all of yall back there who’ve been doing your dirty deeds in the dark. Get ready. Because…”
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Blair tosses her microphoneto the ring announcer before pressing her palm to her lips and blowing the crowd a kiss once more as her music hits.
Vince Walters: “Woah!!!”
Jill Matthews: “and a bombshell announcement from Blair Buchannan, five time and now, come Tension In Texas, potentially six time Trans Atlantic Champion “
The scene fades out.
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Opening Match
Triple Threat
Jill Mathews: Well Vince here we are from Memphis for another edition of Ignite and I am excited!
Vince Walters: Yes, Jill I am excited as well. Quite the eight match card we have here tonight.
Jill Mathews: It is indeed and we are about to get to an exciting opening contest!
Vince Walters: That’s right in fact the fan favorite River Rose Riley has just made her entrance and is now in the ring awaiting her opponents in this triple threat match up.
Jill Mathews: This is going to be a very interesting opening match. We got a rookie who’s been trained by Valora, a former navy seal who has shown how quick she can adapt to this style and of course the SIX time NEW World Champion Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: FORMER Six time World Champ Roger Wright get it right!
Jill Mathews: Oh excuse the hell out of me…
Vince Walters: You are excused.
Tom Davis: First having already made her way down to the ring she is RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: She looks ready as always. A very impressive wrestler thus far for New Edge since it’s reopened.
Vince Walters: Yeah she’s alright.
The cameras shift to the top of the entrance as ROGER WRIGHT walks out to no music and pretty much a blank facial expression. The fans give him a good reaction… Not a huge one like he used to get but a good one nonetheless. Roger slowly makes his way down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope inside the ring.
Tom Davis: Now having made his way to the ring from Webberville Texas he is a former Six Time NEW World Champion ROGER WRIGHT!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Listen to these morons still cheering a guy who cares literally about no one!
Jill Mathews: Well he does seem rather different lately but regardless he is Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: He is an asshole that’s what he is after what he did to our boss Jesse last IGNITE he shouldn’t even be on this card but Jesse bless his heart gave him an opening match…..
Give it a Go’ by Timbaland feat. Veronica plays over the PA and Abbigail is seen coming out from the backstage area, wearing a Swansea Hoodie and shorts as she pauses at the top of the entryway and then takes a moment to survey the crowd before breaking into her version of the Dakota Goyo dance.As she dances and makes her way towards the ring, the crowd cheers and claps along with her. As she reaches ringside, she high fives a few fans before climbing into the ring and hops up onto the Ring apron before slingshotting herself over the ropes and rolling up to her feet throwing a few punches before throwing a final punch and posing for a few seconds. She then removes her hoodie revealing her Swansea soccer jersey as she prepares for the coming fight.
Tom Davis: And, having made her way to the ring making her N.E.W debut from Swansea Wales. Here is ABBIGAIL DRESDEN!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Not a bad ovation for the 17 year old!
Vince Walters: Seventeen… We have a sixteen year old and a seventeen year old in this wrestling company now… How does this happen?
Jill Mathews: When you have the talent you have the talent and despite age it can take you far as proof with Abbigial there.
DING!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Well the bell has rang for this triple threat match and look at Roger Wright just kind of leaning against a corner turnbuckle hanging back what a coward!
Jill Mathews: I wouldn’t ever call Roger a coward… But, River and Dresden are going to the center of the ring, both ladies looking ready to throw hands.
Vince Walters: Roger Wright is a damned coward I stand by my statement!
River and Dresden begin slugging it out in the middle of the ring, neither giving an inch for a few moments until River gets a stiff kick in hitting Dresden right on her left knee cap. This caused Dresden to back up a little and River dropped her with a running close line. Roger finally actually seemed to pay attention and with a full head of steam DRILLED River with a running big boot right between her eyes. River went down hard and looked out of it early on! Roger decided to make a pin attempt! One….Two…NO! Dresden broke up the count with a flipping leg drop across the back of Rogers neck!!! Dresden then gets back to her feet as she sees Roger roll over onto his back and River sit up. When River sat up Dresden bounced off the ring ropes and drilled River in her face with a leaping double front kick. River is now back down on her back again seeming dazed. Meanwhile Roger is back to his feet turning Dresden around who was looking down at River and Roger knees her in her gut then picks her up FALL AWAY SLAM! This sent Dresden far across to the other side of the ring. Roger then stands in the middle of the ring with a pretty much blank expression across his face as the fans do cheer but again not the classic Roger type of cheer.
Vince Walters: Look at the smug SOB! He thinks he is the gift to wrestling and he’s not!
Jill Mathews: Easy there Vince remember that blood pressure of yours.
Vince Walters: Woman I have no blood pressure problem!
Jill Mathews: We all know that’s a lie but whatever you need to tell yourself…. But, regarding the match we have witnessed thus far it’s been pretty back and forth between Roger and Dresden. But, River seemed to get rocked early and just hasn’t been able to recover.
Vince Walters: Yeah she seems a little out of it for sure. And, you know what I do not appreciate you spreading lies about me one damned bit!
Jill Mathews: Oh bless your heart you actually think I’m lying….
Roger Wright brings River to her feet while Dresden is down across the ring. Roger kicks River hard in her gut and then POWER BOMBS HER TO THE MAT!!! Roger now looks down at River with that blank look across his face and while he’s doing that Dresden is getting back to her feet. Dresden comes up behind Roger Wright turning him around and JAW BREAKER drops Roger to the ring mat! Now Dresden see’s the out of it River as she forces River to her feet and PELE KICK TO RIVER!!!!! Dresden with the pin attempt! ONE….TWO…NO!! Roger breaks up the count with a running knee to the side of Dresden’s head! Abbigail is now down on the mat while Roger reaches down bringing a rocked River back to her feet yet again and goes for a short arm close line but River ducks it! Roger turns around quickly but is met by a SPINNING HEEL KICK from River. Roger is back down on the mat as River, still with that far off look in her eyes has finally got some offense in. Now she waits as Dresden comes to her feet and River connects with a left, a right and then goes for a spinning elbow but Dresden ducked under it! Now River turned towards Dresden DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!! Dresden however did not go for the PIN NO SHE heard the fans chanting her name and decided to PUT HER ARMS UP in the air to get an even bigger response from the fans!
Jill Mathews: Oh my Abbigail I dunno about doing that right now with the opponents you are facing.
Vince Walters: She’s pandering to these idiots…. Very rookie move right there.
Jill Mathews: I mean I get it she’s caught up in the moment and these fans seem to really be enjoying her effort out there but at the same time you gotta stay focused.
Vince Walters: Yeah well right now she is not doing that and freaking Roger Wright is getting back to his feet….
Jill Mathews: Meanwhile River has rolled over near the ring ropes and is trying to use them to get to her feet.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT ROGER TURNED DRESDEN AROUND AND BELLY TO BELLY Suplex INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! Her back hit that top turnbuckle hard.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that for sure had to hurt and an impressive move by Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: And, listen to our “fans” cheering for him after that it makes me sick!
River has now managed to pull herself up to her feet with help from the ring ropes and Rogers focus was on bringing Dresden out from the corner and to her feet. He grabs a hold of Dresden now after having brought her to her feet and HEAD BUTTS HER RIGHT BETWEEN HER EYES! Dresden drops to the mat rolling onto her side looking a bit out of it. The fans actually had a few boos directed towards Roger because of that. Meanwhile River Rose Riley was standing and waiting for Roger to turn around and as he did she nailed him with a spinning elbow to the side of his face. Roger dropped to one knee and River then hit him with a super kick to the side of his face dropping him to the mat! River however then dropped to one knee obviously still rocked. This gave time for Roger to get back to his feet as River fully got back to hers again but Roger ducked a running close line attempt from River and as soon as she turned around WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just as Roger stumbles around for a second HERE COMES DRESDEN DROP KICKING HIM FROM BEHIND KNOCKING ROGER OUT OF THE RING!!!! ABBIGAIL MAKES THE PIN ON RIVER!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!! DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall ABBIGAIL DRESDEN!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: HA! I LOVE IT! Roger put River down but got knocked out of the ring and Dresden made the pinfall on River! I mean I’m not the biggest fan of Dresden but screw Roger Wright!
Jill Mathews: Wow what a sequence of events there! Roger hit the wright stuff but then Abbigail took advantage with that drop kick to his back knocking him outside the ring and pinning River Rose.
Vince Walters: Kind of what I already said Jill just saying…
Jill Mathews: No… I gave the people a much better detailed version. Your version was mostly screw Roger Wright and blah blah.
Vince Walters: Hilarious….
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“BUSINESS MEETING”
Vince Walters: JILL!...JILL!!! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
Jill Walters: Time to hire a new color commentator who is literally anyone else? I mean at this point I wouldn’t be shocked if speaking English is even a requirement!
Vince Walters: No psycho hosebeast! It is time for our MONTHLY BUSINESS MEETING!
Jill Matthews: Business meeting?...OHH NO! Really? But IGNITE has gotten off to it’s best start yet and why ruin a good thing?
Vince Walters: BITE YOUR TONGUE YA BACK ALLEY SALLY! The very people you have so much disdain for are the reason you are once again gainfully employed, have you no decency?
Jill Matthews: Just to be clear we are referring to the recently reincarnated “BUSINESS” right? Which at present count Jesse Styles and that horrid cousin of his who presently lays claim to the NEW Championship and you are going to question me about decency?
Vince Walters: You…you don’t understand!
Jill Matthews: Understand what? That two of the most power drunk assholes in the history of this company, perhaps even the actual BUSINESS itself, want to take the IRON FIST hands on approach to guiding New Edge into the future, which is playing the long game this time. Thinking further ahead than we used to…Good move I like it, even respect it. But one thing that New Edge Wrestling needs right now more than it ever has is an ACTUAL LEADER! Someone who can guide NEW into a prominent future without so much backstabbing, destruction, and violence!
Vince Walters: If that’s what you want missy, read the BIBLE, but here in the real world you don’t get to the prominent future without all that messy shit! You can’t make toast without breaking a few eggs am I right?...Wait no, that’s not right…It’s your egg…
Jill Matthews: OMELET!
VInce Walters: No thanks I had a burger and the rest of the candy you had next to your purse!
Jill Matthews: NO ASSHOLE! You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs…And if you seriously ate all my candy you sir can expect one serious kick in the dick before our time here is through!
Vince Walters: Well whatever to hell with the breakfast analogies, WE ALREADY HAVE TWO LEADERS and they are the greatest ones we have ever had!
Jill Matthews: That’s debatable!
Vince Walters: OK, fine…Who at present stands in better position to take on the responsibility of being the leader of the entire locker room? Who commands respect and fear? Who has proven to be more than just talk? That has been in the big situations as well as the small ones and still walks out with the W one way or the other? GO ahead we will wait…Actually no we won’t cause….THEY’RE HERE THEY’RE HERE…THEY’RE FINALLY HERE!!!
Jill Matthews: Settle down Vince, you know what happens when you get too excited!
Vince Walters: WHAT?...THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND IT WAS ONLY TWICE!!
Jill Matthews: It was last month, and just that time it actually happened three times! I’m not going to argue with you…just…YOU’vE BEEN WARNED!!
“Someone Anyone” by Anberlin blares over the PA system as every ass leaves their seat and all attention is diverted towards the entrance ramp where we see the two most powerful men in New Edge Wrestling making their way out into the arena. Jesse Styles dressed in a fresh tailored black and grey pin striped suit. His arm is still in the black sling and the look on his face is anything but happy…Actually he looks PISSED…and yes more so than usual!
Then about a half a step behind him, the NEW EDGE WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD comes out wearing a baggy pair of black cargo shorts. There is a large silver chain running from his back pocket to his front. He is wearing a brand new
“NEW EDGE BATTERED WOMEN’S SHELTER”
Tshirt. Plastered across his face as always is that arrogant smirk, and high in the air is of course the tangible piece of proof that HE is indeed fact YOUR SUPERIOR, the NEW WOrld Heavyweight TItle shines bright in the spotlights as the two stand for a moment to soak in the crowd reception which is anything but warm…Actually it sounds like this here…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We see Johnny ask Jesse if he hears it and Jesse rolls his eyes and begins making his way toward the ring. Johnny as always stops along the way and grabs a sign from one of the fans in the front row and holds it up so EVERYONE CAN SEE, as it reads
!!!YOU CAN “BIA NOBODY” AND STILL GET THE BUSINESS!!!
Johnny then returns the sign to the fan, as he then quickly catches up to his cousin who has all but made his way in the ring. Johnny slides in the ring underneath the bottom rope and immediately pops up making sure his cousin’s shoulder was OK after stepping through the second rope. Jesse uses his free arm to slightly clutch his shoulder wincing in pain, but then immediately assures Johnny “He’s GooD!” Johnny offers to get the mic from Tom Davis as Jesse holds his hand up informing Johnny that won’t be necessary as he removes his own NEW mic from his sling.
Jesse smirks as he holds the mic up to his lips and before he can utter a single word the volume of Boo’s somehow gets MUCH MUCH LOUDER, as the mild aggravation on Jesse’s face boils over in front of our very eyes as he doesn’t even wait for the fans to simmer down. Clearly the boss has had his fill and he aint putin up with none of this Memphis Tennessee BULLSHIT!!!
Jesse Styles: Seriously? Where do you MORONZ get off BOOING US? What have I ever done to you people outside of bringing you THE STANDARD in PRO WRESTLING for over a decade? So you don’t agree with my methods, I guess that’s fair, but when you consider that my methods have rendered OUTSTANDING RESULTS time and time again in my unprofessional opinion that kinda takes fair off the table wouldn’t you say John?
Johnny Stylez puts his black thick rimmed Ray Ban sunglasses on as he nods and agrees with his cousin's very true statement.
Jesse Styles: But see that is kind of why we are out here! Apparently there are some things about this new New Edge that everyone needs to understand. But before we get into all of that I need all of you. From the nosebleed section all the way to the jobber locker room I need you to all wrap your brains around the simple fact that yes while indeed this is a new day, hell a NEW ERA, BRAND NEW FUCKING CHAPTER in the history book of New Edge Wrestling, but that is not to say that the old has been put away and forgotten. There are some rules that applied then just as much as they do now and probably will forever. It’s kinda what makes us…US, yall with me?
JESSE SUX
JESSE SUX
JESSE SUX
Johnny motions for his cousin to “EAR MUFF IT” when Jesse’s eyes dart down at his sling, Johnny smirks as he goes to assist his cousin but Jesse holds his hand up, telling Johnny it isn’t necessary!
Jesse Styles: HAHA YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! But not to get too far off topic here the main thing you all need to realize is that under normal circumstances you ever put your hands on me…OR THE CHAMP and well that’s on any normal day just fucking ASKING FOR IT! But if you have the audacity to come down while we are doing what we do out here and stick your nose where it doesn’t belong and then put your hands where they damn sure don’t belong and you attack a member of the NEW’s HIGH SOCIETY known as THE BUSINESS, well then mother fucker I don’t wanna hear a single tear drop hit the ground when in return that is all you GET…IS THE BUSINESS! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE FIRST MATTER OF BUSINESS we need to attend to before anymore of the best wrestling action in the world gets underway…SO ROGER WRIGHT! MOUTH CLOSED EARS OPEN ASSHOLE because this next bit here has EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU! Last weekend when you attacked me in the very same fashion you tried to shame both Johnny and I for doing, by attacking me FROM BEHIND like the COWARD YOU ARE, and you recklessly suplexed me through my own announce table! Well Roger I would like to say I’m surprised but I’m not, if this is the kind of behavior we can expect from you going forward I am going to strongly suggest the NEW locker room continue their search for a leader, because you aren’t that Roger and haven’t been for a very long time, the sad thing is I think we have both realized it at the same time. Too bad you also didn’t realize that I am not an IN RING TALENT! I’m YOUR BOSS DUMB ASS and you can’t put me in DANGER like I was “one of the boys'' which I have no problem being that's what I have always been at heart and that is what I will always be…But facts are facts and this empire RUNS because I GET UP EVERY GOT DAMN DAY AND SEE THAT IT’S RAN! So to make sure you don’t forget that anytime soon let it be known from this moment forward ANY AND EVERY TIME you lay one of your grubby fingers on me it will result in a fine of
~$~ 20,000 ~$~
I have no problem kicking your ass, between myself and Johnny we have gotten really good at it! But only in the ring, unless we are across the ring from one another you will pay me the respect I am due as your boss and if you can’t bring yourself to follow this simple rule well then you will be able to tell everyone first hand, what it COSTS TO CROSS THE BOSS…GOT ME ASSHOLE?
Jesse briefly pauses as this lively Memphis crowd roars
WE WANT ROGER
WE WANT ROGER
WE WANT ROGER
Jesse Styles: To what? Come down here to make it look like he is up to the fight only to let you all down AGAIN? I mean did he not just do that in the opening match that we just had? That is your hero? That is the man most of you would chose as the leader of the NEW locker room? ANd you people boo me when I tell you YOU’RE STUPID! Sorry people, but like I was saying this is a new era of New Edge and this is an entirely new BUSINESS you are dealing with. The same original principle behind the original group, only MEMBERSHIP is going to be a bit more exclusive then it was the last time we tried to run this deal! And by that I obviously mean less Hunter Valentynes and Roger Wrights to eventually render the stock fucking worthless! Interfering with our guidance of this roster will result in the most severe consequences. SO you want to fancy yourself a leader, Roger? Well tonight you will get that chance because you will be able to merely live as an example of what happens when you make the mistake of crossing the PEOPLE everyone and their MAMA knows better than to! I dunno if your suicidal or what Roger, but reall…
Voice: JESSE! Sorry lemme just stop you right there, because you claim to be a man of the people and well not ten seconds ago they were telling you what they wanted…And well since you aren’t going to give it to them, someone has to! HOW WE DOING TONIGHT MEMPHIS?
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
Jill Matthews: HE’s HERE! Or, well back out here again tonight! I’ll be the first to admit there is something different about Roger this time around. This isn’t the first time he has tried to change, but this time I think he may have just pulled it off! And well NEW really could use a leader and a Roger Wright rejuvenated Roger Wright will get my vote ten times outta ten!
Vince Walters: THE MAN IS A DISGRACE! EMPTY PROMISES AND IDLE THREATS! HE IS THE WORST! ANd look at our owner’s face the fact that this ass had the nerve to interrupt our great leader while he was in the middle of LEADING is an OFFENSE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, if we were in WONDERLAND his head would have been left his shoulders!
Jill Matthews: ANd while at times it may seem like it..WE ARE NOT IN WONDERLAND!
Vince Walters: RIGHT, we are in reality where Roger was to punch our beloved OWNER four times would cost him a HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! That’s almost what Molly Mayhem paid, what's his face…to OUCH! WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME?
Jill Matthews: KAYFABE MORON!!!
Vince Walters: YOU’RE A KAYFABE MORON!!!!
Roger Wright then suddenly appears at the center of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of gray dress slacks a white button down Oxford shirt, and a dark gray sports coat that he has removed and dropped at his feet at the center of the entrance ramp like he was the ole NATURE BOY HIMSELF! The fans let out a huge roar as we see Roger remove his rolex and begin rolling up his sleeves. Johnny, outraged by Roger’s audacity, grabs the mic from his cousin and presses it to his lips.
LA Johnny Stylez: WOAH GOLDEN BITCH, I see you up there thinking about making a few unwise BUSINESS decisions! The question you gotta ask yourself is…Is it really worth it? At best you owe Jesse your entire paycheck for the night and the worst case scenario is we do what we always wind up doing with you and we take turns kicking the PHUCK OUT OF YOU ON LIVE TV!
Roger Wright: Unwise business decision? Ohh you mean like ever agreeing to join your slap ass stable back in the day? ANd as far as my financials are concerned Johnny, please I assure you your concern is very much misplaced because well the money I made from selling my share of OPW before you went belly up I threw into a little fund that has netted me quite the return since my initial investment, and if you are asking me if it’s worth $20,000 to punch Jesse Styles in his stupid face on live TV, I don’t think I’m the only one within a five mail radius that isn’t thinkin…HELL YEAH IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY!! Because one way or another before you two leave here tonight you and everyone else in New Edge Wrestling will know that getting on my bad side comes with it’s own set of consequences, and if any of these new kids in the back are actually cowering over your bitch moves you call threats maybe tonight they see that all you have to do is push back when pushed and then see for themselves what I finally learned which is the proper way to deal with a BULLY is to force feed them just a taste of their own medicine! Of course this is just my working theory, guess it’s up to the scientific method now gentlemen!!!
As Roger started speaking he began making his way to the bottom of the entrance ramp, and as he says that final line he drops the mic and takes off running towards the ring. The fans are all on their feet and have the arena damn near shaking by the time Roger makes it down to the ring. SLiding in underneath the bottom rope. Johnny tells Jesse to stand back and so when Roger pops up on his feet Johnny tries to take Roger’s head off with the NEW CHampionship, but Roger ducks the wild shot, and by the time Johnny spins around Roger pops up and outta freakin NO WHERE…
Jill Matthews: WRIGHT STUFF! WRIGHT STUFF TO THE NEW CHAMPION LISTEN TO THESE FANS! I CAN LITERALLY FEEL THE WALLS VIBRATING!!!
Vince Walters: If by the walls you mean that big black thing sticking out of your purse you might wanna check it because D batteries are a bitch to find after hours…ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!
Jesse then comes in and slams his dress shoe right into Roger’s head. Jesse then is able to land a few blows with his good hand dropping Roger to one knee, Roger explodes up shoving Jesse into the turnbuckles on the far right side of the ring. ROger then wraps his hands around Jesse’s shirt as Jesse is heard pleading with Roger telling him the cost of hitting him has actually just gone up to
~$~ 25,000 ~$~
Roger curls his free hand into a fist and holds it up asking the crowd if it’s worth it. The crowd responds in kind as they let out a massive pop. Roger with a glimmer in his eye holds Jesse and slams his fist right into his cheek as the crowd roars in approval. Roger goes to rare back for the $50,000 dollar shot but before he can land the blow Johnny chop blocks his knee before he is able to land the punch. Roger clutches at his knee as Johnny grabs Roger and pulls him more towards the center of the ring and then locks him in position for a Russian leg sweep, but waits for Jesse as Jesse throws his sling off, grabs the ropes and then slams his foot into the canvas once, no twice before coming flying out of the corner blasting ROGER WRIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A
Vince Walters: HYPE KICK SUCKAAAAAAA!!!!
Jill Matthews: No one says sucka anymore HARLEM HEAT!!!
As Jesse’s foot slams into Roger’s chin Johnny forces Roger back down onto the canvas with the side RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP…Jesse helps his cousin up and they both start putting the boots to the 6x NEW CHAMPION! But before the audience can implode into full blown boos suddenly their cheers go from a DULL to a FULL BLOWN ROAR as the number one contender for the NEW World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP VALORA SALINAS comes running down the entrance ramp. The fans are going nuts, and by the time Jesse and Johnny look up and realize what is happening Valora is already underneath the bottom rope.
Jill Matthews: AND HERE COMES THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!! VALORA SALINAS IS IN THE HOUSE AND THESE MEMPHIS FANS ARE LOVING IT!!
Vince Walters: Ohh great let me guess she is your other pick for locker room leader?
Jill Matthews: NEW’s had far worse!
Vince Walters: Yeah but I mean…come on it’s VALORA!!!
Jill Matthews: Yes and as she has perfectly demonstrated since her return that is all she has or will ever need! As she is demonstrating to the NEW TITLE HOLDER PRESENTLY Valora IS HERE TO FIGHT!
Valora slides in the ring on her stomach and immediately pushes herself up. Roger is on his knees trying to pull himself up as Valora quickly shoves Jesse Styles who stumbles backwards and winds up tripping over Roger Wright who was on all fours directly behind him. Valora then turns around in just enough time to block a wild haymaker from the NEW Champion, who quickly maneuvers inside, grabs Johnny by the back of his head and drops to her knees slamming his chin onto the back of her head with a quick jawbreaker. Johnny is clutching at his chin as he turns around to a flurry of punches from Valora. The crowd roared louder after she landed every punch.
Roger is now back up to his feet and appears resolved to get in on the Champ’s unfortunate circumstances, Roger takes a few steps towards Valora and Johnny. Valora has Johnny on his knees jerking him up by his shirt and she holds up her fist and the crowd all but begs her to carry out the sentence which she more than happily obliges to the crowd’s delight They even count along
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Just then Roger gets within reach as he reaches out and tries to tap Valora on the shoulder, and then almost as if by reflex Valora spins around and smashes Roger Wright in the chin with a ROARING ELBOW SMASH! The blow staggers Roger Wright while for the first time since all this started the entire areena falls utterly silent! Roger stands clutching his jaw and we can see the rage practically beaming from his eyes as he and Valora begin to argue back and fourth.
We hear Roger scream “NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR HELP!” Valora immediately retorts “Doesn’t MEAN YOU DIDN’T NEED IT!” Which appears to be the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back as the two then forget about the real enemy and go nose to nose and begin shouting over one another making it impossible to make any of it out.
Jill Matthews: NO! NO SEE THIS IS WHY NEW NEEDS A DAMN LEADER! They had em!
Vince Walters: The operative word being HAD, cause now they are nose to nose bickering amongst themselves over a few petty insults allowing my dudes the time they need to recover!
Jill Matthews: WAIT!?! WHERE IN THE HELL IS JESSE???
Vince Walters: Uhhh…right there!
Jill Matthews: WHERE?
Vince Walters: UHHH RIGHT THERE YA SILLY SLUT!!!
As Vince Walter’s words fall from his lips and vanish into thin air we are able to see that Jesse was able to roll outside of the ring during the melee and he went digging under the ring. It isn’t long before Jesse comes back up holding one of Johnny’s INFAMOUS shovels. He slides it in the ring to the NEW Champion who picks it up without missing a beat. Valora and Roger’s argument is still so heated they don’t notice Johnny back up on his feet and has his shovel swung back looking like he was fixing to swing for the fences like Barry Bonds right after his roid to the rump shots! But before he is able to swing once again the crowd begins to stir as one of the NEW camera men circling around the ring trying to catch every angle of this chaos.
Jill Matthews: Waitr what the hell is this..Is that a camera man? Guess they like a good number of us have just had enough of this SHIT! Jesse and Johnny wanna rule using chaos well this is where it comes back to…OHHHH DEAR GOD NO!
Vince Walters: YES YES YES ! BRILLIANT BRILLIANT MOVE!!! JILL TELL ME YOU ARE SEEING THIS! I MEAN IS THIS REAL LIFE or AM I TRIPPIN? THAT AINT JUST ANY CAMERA MAN…IT’S THE DAMN DIETY OF DESTRUCTION FORMER NEW CHAMPION SETH ISER IS HERE ON IGNITE!!!
Jill Matthews: Yeah but who’s side is he on?
Seth Iser discards his cheap disguise and rolls into the ring, immediately gets to his feet and grabs Johnny’s shovel from him. The immense crowd reaction was finally enough to break Roger and Valora from their heated debate, just as Johnny was able to turn around and find himself eyeball to eyeball with the DIETY OF DESTRUCTION holding his shovel with what we can all safely assume is MALICIOUS INTENT!!! Johnny then flashes his arrogant smirk and immediately hits the canvas, and before Johnny’s body smacks the canvas Seth Iser swing with EVERYTHING HE’s GOT Valora was able to duck just in the knick, meaning the shovel shot meant for the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER actually goes slamming into the face of Roger Wright as the fans immediately begin booing once the gravity of the situation begins to set in.
Roger smacks the canvas as Iser drops the shovel and then in one fluid motion catches Valora as she leaps towards him and he drives his fingers into her throat with his trademark MANDIBLE KLAW he affectionately refers to as…
Vince Walters: SETH ISER WITH THE INJECTION OF POISON ON VALORA SALINAS!!! AND HE’S GOT IT ON PERFECTLY!!!
Jill Matthews: DON’T FIGHT IT VALORA YOU’VE STILL GOT A MATCH LATER TONIGHT!!!
Roger is out friggin cold after a very stiff shovel shot to the dome and it isn’t long until the fight leaves Valora along with her consciousness. Once Iser is sure she is out he stands up and drags the number one contender to the NEW World Championship to the center of the ring as Johnny and Jesse both pull Roger right next to her. Johnny then looks around the ring until he finds the mic that went flying and he quickly grabs it picking up HIS NEW Championship up off the ground and slings it over his shoulder. He stands in the small space between Valora and Roger as he raises the mic to his lips and goes to open his mouth, but decides to take a moment to let everyone soak it all in. The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos that echoes throughout every single hallway and corridor in the Memphis Coliseum.
Then after giving them their moment Johnny presses the mic up to his arrogant smirk and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION MAYBE THIS TIME THE REST OF YOU PHUCKSOX ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION! Cause what my cousin was trying to explain to you inbred braindead MORONZ out there in the crowd and back there in the locker room, was that it’ not a rumor, nor is it an opinion…IT IS A
!!!!!F’N TEXTBOOK F.A.C.T.!!!!!!
NEW EDGE WRESTLING FROM HENCE FOURTH WILL BE GOVERNED BY THE IRON FISTS OF THE BUSINESS!!!
New Edge has returned because PRO WRESTRLING NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER! The future of the entire business depends on it, because when left in the hands of the current crop it has fallen into SQUALLOR! AND IT US AND ONLY PHUCKIN US who can ensure that New Edge Wrestling and everything it has or will ever stand for is once again the sole beacon of hope in the desolate landscape of pro wrestling! And having our efforts frustrated and carefully laid plans delayed by a small group of self righteous, short sighted, shitkickerz who wouldn’t know ACTUAL GREATNESS if it SMACKED THEM UPSIDE THAT LUMP 3ft ABOVE THEIR ASSES is not only unacceptable, it’s practically a phuckin
!!!!!CaPiToL CRiMe!!!!!
…AND WILL BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH!!!!
So let it be known from this moment forward trying to prevent us from accomplishing our goals will be met with swift and severe…also not to mention
!!!!!DiRe CoNSEqueNCe$!!!!!
…MEANING YoU GeT THe BuSiNE$$ FROM…THE BUSINESS!
Meaning that when the two of you awake here shortly you will look back on this evening and wish we put your sorry asses in a PHUCKIN COMA! Because I’m here to tell ya KiDDOZ…It aint phuckin over! FAR FROM IT ACTUALLY! Especially for you Valora…I mean did you really think you were going to waltz in here…ON MY SHOW IN MY COMPANY and undermine me in front of the entire locker room and not be forced to suffer the consequences? So the two of you want to stand out and challenge what we are trying to do here huh? Think you’ve got jusssst enough backbone to not only stand up to us, but perhaps even prevent it…Hoping its your actions that inspire the very change we are hoping to bring about! See thinkin like that mi amigos or more importantly acting on that very notion will result in what you see before you now! Look at your two best hopes for leaders NEW and then look at the men standing in the ring now. All three of us have held this belt on my shoulder, all three of us have reputations that speak for themselves, and just as we proved
!!!!!YET AGAIN!!!!!
…WE ARE ALWAYZ AT LEAST TWO STEPZ AHEAD!!!
Clearly we aren’t going to make the same mistakes we’ve made in the past this time THE BUSINESS like New Edge Wrestling will be the STANDARD….THE EXCEPTION NOT THE RULE…To be a member of The Business means you have proven to be a cut above the rest…It means you have what it takes to help us usher in the greatest era of wrestling this company or this business has ever seen! So suffice to say there is indeed a WAR COMING, and if the two of you and those like you hope to have any chance of survival it is going to take a whole hell of a lot more than what you have done and said so far! But don’t worry we won’t have to waste time waiting for Tension in Texas to settle more of this because you see the next episode of IGNITE will be live right in my very own backyard…
~!$!~ NeW ORLeaNZ LoUiSiAnA ~!$!~
AND THE MAIN EVENT WILL BE THE TWO OF YOU VERSUS THE STYLES MAFIA!!!
So when you wake up the two of you might wanna kiss and make up or do whatever the phuck it is you two need to do in order to figure it out otherwise you will wind up right back where you are now face down in a puddle of your own failures. Cause with the addition of The Diety of DeSTRuCTiON we are now ready to begin the next phase of our plan! But tonight…tonight is all about making an example, because we aren’t quite thru just yet! So if you want my advice I suggest you two get your shit together, and as far as the rest of you are concerned well…the rest of you asshatz can
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
…THe ReST oF YoUR RuDe AwAKeNiNG WILL ReSuMe AFTeR A WoRD FRoM OuR SPoNSoRZ!!!!
Hit the phuckin MUSIC!!!
“SOMEONE ANYONE” by Anberlin blares over the PA system as the fans once again erupt in a chorus of boos as Johnny and Jesse each take one of Seth Iser’s hands and raise it in the air as the new enforcer of the BUSINESS glares out into the audience with the same cold look that has run a chill up the spine of any and everyone who has ever stood across the ring from him, and just before we fade to commercial we get one last look at rhe ruling power in NEW.
Jill Matthews: This is…this is a got damn NIGHTMARE!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah I wanted to say something smart ass, but when you look at the three of these men in the ring and think of what they have accomplished not just in NEW but their entire careers we are looking at three of the most dangerous men in the history of pro wrestling!
Jill Matthews: Yup the situation has officially gone from bad to worse and we are just getting started here ladies and gentlemen! We have to step out for a moment , but don’t you dare go anywhere because well as we were just informed we are just getting started…HEAVEN HELP US ALL!!!!
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TJ ALEXANDER VS RAVEN NYX
Tom Davis: Having already made her way to the ring making her NEW debut RAVEN NYX!!!!!
Raven put her arms in the air getting a decent reaction from the fans as she had that “happy to be here” Look across her face.
Jill Mathews: Well now that we are back from a sponsorship break and after all the madness that just went down it's time for this match here we have the debut of Raven Nyx who was a try out for the N.E.W recently and made the cut so we are for sure going to see what she has here tonight.
Vince Walters: Why do I practically know nothing about this woman?
Jill Mathews: Well…. Because, no one knows much of anything about her except she made it through a try out.
Vince Walters: Hm… Okay well maybe a little mystery is what she wants I can accept that.
Jill Mathews: Yes, that must be it Vince you have cracked the code……
Vince Walters: No one likes a smart ass Mathews…..
Jill Mathews: Sure people do in fact I am liked by a very good amount actually.
Vince Walters: Yeah because you did a few porno movies ten years ago…
Jill Mathews: Oh wow I would be offended but I mean those words came from you so no matter….
Tom Davis: And, now her opponent from London England here is TJ ALEXANDER!!!!!
The Touch by Stan Bush hits over the speakers and out comes TJ Alexander out from the back. He stops for a moment at the top of the ramp to kind of take it all in then runs down to the ring and slides in.
Vince Walters: Boy TJ is a ball of energy just running right down to the ring.
Jill Mathews: Nothing wrong with that. Also TJ is looking to avenge his loss in that triple threat match last week where he wasn’t pinned so I’m pretty sure he is focused.
Vince Walters: Well he needs to be because he is facing a woman of mystery here tonight.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Or, he’s facing a woman named Raven Nyx who got through a very tough try out with the N.E.W and now is just simply looking to prove herself.
Vince Walters: Boring….. I like my version a whole lot better.
Jill Mathews: Of course you do Vince.
DING!!!!!!
Raven does not waste a moment she quickly charges TJ LOU THEZ PRESSING HIM TO THE MAT!!! She begins to unload with lefts, rights, and more lefts on the downed Alexander. After several shots Raven got back to her feet with a smile across her face as she waited for TJ to get back to his feet. Slowly he got back to his feet and Raven charged again at him but this time as she went for a running kick to his gut he sidestepped the attempt. Raven then turns back towards TJ and he drops Raven with a SUPER KICK!!!! Raven is down on the mat but TJ does not go for the cover instead he bounced off the far side of the ring ropes and delivered a ROLLING THUNDER type of splash down onto Raven. Who already seems pretty out of it but even more now after that move. TJ now brings Raven to her feet, kneeing her in the stomach area and lifting her up, dropping her with a Swinging neck breaker!!! TJ Alexander heres some cheers from the fans as he kind of nods then walks over to the corner turnbuckle leaping up to the top one from a standing position. He turns around and LEAPS OFF SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ONTO RAVEN NYX!!!!! He does go for the cover now! ONE!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!THREE!!!NO!!!NO!!!! RAVEN GETS HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Jill Mathews: WOW was that ever close! Our ref Jim Floss’s hand almost smacked the mat but her shoulder got up just literally right before.
Vince Walters: It was quite close… But, my question is this woman Raven is really a mystery to me. I mean she got a few moves in early but that’s been it….
Jill Mathews: She’s on a big stage being here in the N.E.W Vince.
Vince Walters: Well of course I know that but still Jill….
Jill Mathews: For some people on such a big stage they can get in there head and not to mention TJ Alexander knocked her good with that super kick early on.
Vince Walters: Eh this is the big leagues she needs to step it the hell up.
TJ looks at Jim Floss the ref of this match pretty surprised that it wasn’t a three but he doesn’t argue too much he just waits patiently for Raven to get to her feet slowly she does and TJ goes for a running high knee strike but RAVEN dropped to one knee and he missed! Raven now back to her feet as TJ Alexander turns around and Raven Nyx goes for a SPEAR!!!!! AND CONNECTS!!!!! She goes for a pin ONE….TWO….NO!!! KICK OUT!!!! Raven can’t believe it she thought she had it won! She gets to her feet arguing with ref Jim Floss even though TJ kicked out at two! TJ Alexander slowly gets to his feet while Raven is still arguing with the ref. TJ holds his stomach a little in pain but turns RAVEN around and GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANGEL WINGS)!!!! TJ Alexander makes the PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner TJ ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Well the woman of mystery had a few moments there but TJ Alexander looked very good in this match no question about it.
Jill Mathews: I mean Raven hit that spear but it wasn’t enough and then TJ finished her off. Honestly for her first match it of course could have been worse but also better for sure.
Vince Walters: Well if she wrestled for this company again I promise I will know more about her next time.
Jill Mathews: Yes… Private Investigator Vince Walters on the case haha!
Vince Walters: OH ZIP IT WOMAN!
Jill Mathews: YEAH UH NO! But, while I ignored my broadcast partner for a moment… TJ Alexander with an impressive win here tonight, good job by him without a doubt.
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The lights in the arena dimmed, prompting the crowd to erupt into fervent cheers and boos, as the familiar melody of Omar Azure's entrance music filled the air. The wrestler emerged from the shadows, his eyes blazing with an intense fervor, a microphone clutched in his hand.
"Listen up, Ignite!
Omar's voice thundered through the speakers, cutting through the raucous clamor of the crowd.
"I know you're all expecting Yuma to be by my side, but she's still recovering from the heinous assault by Joshua Cole. He attacked my wife, and he crossed a line that should never have been crossed. And now, it's time for payback."
The audience roared, their emotions mirroring the turbulent storm brewing within the ring.
Omar's gaze swept across the sea of expectant faces before he continued,
"Jesse Styles, get out here right now! I need you to bring that Informed Consent Match Contract for the Japanese Style DeathMatch. This is no ordinary contest; it's brutal, and dangerous, and it's exactly what I need to settle the score with Joshua."
Jesse Styles stepped into the limelight; his expression shrouded in a mask of apprehension after already having an interesting night thus far... He clutched the contract in his hands, the weight of the upcoming skirmish palpable in the air.
As Jesse approached the ring, he gingerly handed the contract to Omar, whose signature etched across the paper with a deliberate flourish. The binding agreement sealed in ink, the tension in the air crackled like static.
"Now, bring out that coward, Joshua Cole!
Omar's demand reverberated around the arena, punctuated by the fervent clamor of the spectators.
The silence that followed was punctuated by the sudden eruption of Joshua Cole's theme music, a crescendo that signaled the arrival of impending chaos. Joshua stormed toward the ring, his eyes ablaze with a smoldering fire, his fists clenched in anticipation.
With swift and purposeful strides, Joshua made his way to the ring, snatching the contract from Omar's grasp. His signature marked a fateful agreement, sealing their impending clash in blood and shattered glass.
As the ink dried, a storm of chaos erupted within the ring. Omar lunged forward, fists swinging, as Joshua retaliated with a fierce barrage of strikes. Their bodies collided in a symphony of raw aggression, a ballet of pain and retribution.
The audience roared, their cacophony of cheers and jeers rising to a crescendo. The air vibrated with the raw energy of the confrontation, the ring a crucible of pent-up fury and unyielding resolve.
Amidst the chaos, Jesse Styles found himself ensnared in the crossfire, his fervent shouts devolving into primal sounds of pain and frustration. The ring echoed with the cacophony of their struggle, the thunderous collision of flesh and bone punctuated by cries of agony and determination.
Laughter, a mirthless crescendo, intermingled with the primal symphony of screams and moans, an unholy chorus that resonated throughout the hallowed arena.
The madness had consumed them, an inferno of unyielding fury that threatened to consume all in its wake. The climax had been reached; the stage set for the cataclysmic resolution that loomed on the horizon.
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Justice Cross vs Priscilla White
Winner gets a shot at the Vacant Battleborn Championship.
Jill Mathews: Coming up next we have a match between two women of very different attitudes not to mention the winner gets a shot at the Battleborn Championship at our return PPV Tension in Texas.
Vince Walters: I’m looking forward to seeing Priscilla. She really impressed me last IGNITE. Oh and uh Justice Cross too...But, Priscilla White now there is a legacy and an up and comer I tell yah.
Jill Mathews: You just loved how Priscilla attacked River after losing to her.
Vince Walters: I mean…. It sent a damned message to the N.E.W so yeah it’s one of the reasons but for sure not the only reason.
Jill Mathews: Well Justice Cross fought one hell of a match at our last IGNITE and some clouds say she should have won her match. But, regardless of whether she won or not she also made a great impression.
Vince Walters: Yeah… I guess she was alright yeah. But, also I wanna know who the winner of this is facing for said vacant Battleborn championship at Tension in Texas.
Jill Mathews: Well you should ask our boss Jesse Styles that question because at the moment no one knows….
Vince Walters: You know I would ask the greatest boss of all time but he has a plan I am sure so I am not worried about it.
Jill Mathews: Of course you are not….
Tom Davis: The following is set for one fall and the winner of this match will receive a Battleborn Title Shot at Tension in Texas! First making her way to the ring from New York City! Here is “The Prophet” PRISCILLA WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glass Heart by Caskets blares through the arena, the spotlights twist and turn over the boardwalk, as the crowd screams and cheers. A lone figure stands at the top of the ramp, head down, cloaked in shadows. The beat quickens; the figure begins to move. Step by step, slowly the figure descends the ramp, heading for the ring as the pyro flashes to life.
“Maybe I should take back what you meant to me
Just like you took my self-belief
It's like a war I fight inside myself
I always lose and I can't help
Fall for the beating of my glass heart
The beating of my glass heart”
As the figure reaches the center of the ramp, that cloak comes off, revealing a woman! Black leather ring gear glimmers in the arena lights, however, no patches or artwork adorn the cut worn. Just a black leather cut, ragged and loved, but a mask marred the face. A mask that was all too familiar to any who watched the wrestling scene of yesteryear. But who was it? Still, the unknown woman moves on.
Shaking hands and nodding slightly to the audience around her, she kept to the pace of the song.
“I finally agree, I'm a mess
I confess to the lies and my mistakes
They convulse 'til they scream and cry
'Cause I feel so exhausted, I just wanna be free
To drag myself from death's front door and not let him capture me.”
Once she arrived at the ring, she climbed the ropes with haste and stayed, balanced on the top rope, leaning back, oh so slightly, to show the whole arena; she had NO fear. She growled softly, as the ref stepped closer to her, but she was only just beginning. She took the mask from her face and threw it into the crowd.
It was Priscilla White! Legacy daughter of the infamous Druscilla White! She glared around her, face stern, showing little to no care in the world. As the ref inched ever closer to her, she held up a single digit, stopping him dead in his tracks. Cilla flew the middle finger high and proud, just as her mother had done before her, but what Dru lacked in longevity, she certainly made up for in charisma, could the same be said for her progeny?
Only time would tell…
Cilla grabbed the ref, swiped his mic from his collar and announced to the whole world; “Fuck being a Lamb of God…. Fuck being a Wolf of Odinn…. The Blood Queen has Ascended her Throne!” She snarled, as the music continued to blare, and soon the arena erupted in an onslaught of some cheers and a good amount of boos, before finally melding into the perfect chant of “All Hail The Blood Queen, Priscilla!”
Vince Walters: Priscilla White an Impressive woman without a damn doubt.
Jill Mathews: I do not love her attitude or her actions regarding last IGNITE but no one can take away the talent she has shown us thus far.
Vince Walters: What a shocker you and I disagree…. I love her attitude and what she did last IGNITE.
Jill Mathews: Yeah shocked I am not Vince…. Not even in the slightest.
Tom Davis: And, now making her way to the ring from ST.LOUIS Missouri here is JUSTICE CROSS!!!!!!
As the lights go out in the ring area, the entrance of the ramp is lit up by spotlights and the Videotron of Justice Cross begins playing along with the spoken words “After all that you put me through, you’d think that I’d despise you, but in the end, I wanna thank you, cause you made me that much stronger.” Walking out onto that stage smirking, Justice would go to the middle of the stage where it stopped and met the top of the ramp nodding her head and looking out at the rest of the crowd. She then walked down to the ring and once she made it down there she would go up to one of the fans at the bottom who she could hear talking to her and the two began to have a back-and-forth exchange of words. Looking to the fan she asked if they were done yet then smirking she turned around and went up the steps to the apron where she would step between the ropes.
Vince Walters: Oh gee golly Justice Cross just seems happy to be here cheer for her everyone!
Jill Mathews: Vince shut up…. Justice Cross is happy to be here in NEW and there is not a damned thing wrong with that. I mean aren’t you happy to be in New Edge?
Vince Walters: Of course I am but I don’t have to put on that damned gee golly smile like her…. I mean look at Priscilla over there practically licking her mouth ready to brawl now that’s what I call pretty damned cool.
Jill Mathews: Walters I doubt you would know what cool is if it smacked you in the face.
Vince Walters: Oh please Jill stop it! You are hurting my feelings…
Jill Mathews: The world knows you hardly have any so that would be very hard to do.
DING!
As soon as the bell rings Priscilla runs over and begins attacking Justice with a series of strikes and even a knee to her gut. Justice Cross was caught off guard which caused her to get rocked. Priscilla kicks Justice in her right side then her left side and a big boot right to her chest which knocks Justice down to the mat and causes her body to roll under the bottom rope to the outside! Priscilla gets a kind of evil smile across her face as she hears some boos from the fans in attendance. Justice now has gotten back to her feet and climbed back up onto the ring apron. With Justice now up on the ring apron Priscilla came over and went for a right hand but Justice ducked it. She then hits a hard right elbow to the left side of Priscilla’s face, knocking her back. Justice now leaps up onto the top ring rope and sling shots herself down onto Priscilla with a diving crossbody! A pin from Justice here! ONE!!!!TWO!!!! NO!!! Priscilla kicked out at the count of two. Ref Dan Anderson holds up two fingers and Justice gets back to her feet bringing Priscilla up as well. Justice now hits a right, a left and then a snap suplex to Priscilla taking her off her feet again. Justice looks out to the crowd for a moment getting a pretty good amount of cheers as she now gets back out onto the ring apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She waits for Priscilla to get to her feet and as she does Justice leaps off another flying crossbody but this time from the top turnbuckle!!!! NO!!!! PRISCILLA WHITE LEVELED JUSTICE WITH A LEAPING DROP KICK while Justice was coming down with that attempted Crossbody from the top turnbuckle. Justice is down and Priscilla is on her back for the moment.
Vince Walters: Look at Priscilla thinking on her feet right there I am very impressed with that.
Jill Mathews: It was quite the counter no question about that. But, this match thus far has been back and forth. It started with a big time onslaught by Priscilla but then Justice gained control and now it looks like Priscilla might have a chance to regain control.
Vince Walters: Both women have shown up here tonight to fight. I can't deny that even if it means I have to admit that about Justice Cross…
Jill Mathews: Oh of course the fans cheer for Justice so yes Vince you have to dislike her…. Predictable….
Vince Walters: I AM OFFENDED BY THAT! I am very unpredictable. Thanks very much.
Jill Mathews: Oh no Vince is in his feelings again ladies and gentlemen.
Priscilla gets back to her feet and sees Justice getting back to hers a hard kick to the stomach of Justice where she had already done damage with that dropkick when Justice was in mid air. Justice drops to one knee due to the kick and Priscilla hits a running knee right between the eyes of Justice knocking Justice down. Now Priscilla gets a smirk across her face yet again as the fans begin to boo her as Priscilla reaches down grabbing a hold of Justice Crosses legs and HOOKS IN A SHARP SHOOTER!!!!! Priscilla has it locked in excellently. Ref Dan Anderson is asking her and Justice is yelling no multiple times but she is in some serious pain! Priscilla with a smirk still on her face pulls back even harder with that Sharp Shooter causing even more pain to Justice Cross. But, Justice reaches her right arm out and manages to GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Ref Dan Anderson tells Priscilla to release the hold but Priscilla is not releasing it. He begins his count and just before he reaches the five count Priscilla releases the sharp shooter. Justice wisely rolls her body outside the ring in a good amount of pain while Priscilla tells the ref to be quiet as he was warning her about not listening to him. Priscilla White now turns her attention to Justice Cross who is using the ring apron to pull herself up to her feet on the outside of the ring. Priscilla goes for a baseball slide to Justice Cross’s face but no Justice moves out of the way and Priscilla lands ass first on the outside. Justice now rolls inside the ring getting up to her knees still feeling the effects of the sharp shooter. Priscilla meanwhile gets back to her feet pretty quickly and rolls inside the ring. Once she has rolled back into the ring Justice was now to her feet and JUSTICE NAILS PRISCILLA WITH A RUNNING SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!!!! Priscilla is down and possibly out! Justice makes the PIN!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!THREE!!! NO!!!!!NO!!!!NO!! Priscilla White gets a shoulder up just at the last possible moment! Justice looks at the Ref who says it was not quite a three count and she nods her head seeming a bit surprised but doesn’t argue.
Jill Mathews: Wow it seriously does not get much closer than that.
Vince Walters: It was close but Priscilla White shows her toughness right there by getting that shoulder up in time.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that’s true and I don’t think anyone would question either of these ladies' toughness at this point.
Vince Walters: It has been quite the match and listen to these fans cheering Justice Cross on… I swear they are so jaded… Like why not cheer for Priscilla to get up? Priscilla is quite the woman and in my opinion a growing star here in NEW.
Jill Mathews: So you are saying Justice Cross is not then Vince?
Vince Walters: I didn’t say that I just believe Priscilla White is a bigger rising star that’s all.
Jill Mathews: Well the fans disagree with you as per the normal here in NEW.
Vince Walters: Yeah well where here in Memphis and the fans IQ isn’t very high.
Justice grabs a hold of the legs of the downed Priscilla White and APPLIES A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!!! Priscilla is now the one in trouble of possibly tapping out here! But,ref Dan Anderson asks Priscilla and she shakes head head no despite being in some serious pain much like Justice was earlier. Justice grits her teeth and tightens the hold while Priscilla is trying to reach her left arm out to reach the nearby ring ropes. Priscilla continues to tell ref Dan Anderson no while still trying to reach the ropes with her left hand. FINALLY PRISCILLA DOES MANAGE TO GET HER LEFT HAND onto the bottom ring rope forcing ref Dan Anderson to tell Justice to break the hold! Justice doesn’t fight him; she simply releases the hold and gets to her feet taking several steps back. Ref Dan Anderson see’s Priscilla down holding her right knee in pain. So the ref looked down to check on her and Priscilla GRABS THE REF BY HIS SHIRT TO HELP HERSELF TO HER FEET! JUSTICE NOW sees Priscilla to her feet SPEAR!!!!!NO!! NO!! PRISCILLA PULLED REF DAN ANDERSON IN FRONT OF HER AND JUSTICE SPEARED THE REF!!!! Priscilla quickly saw Justice getting back to her feet with a look of shock on her face and hits a left high kick to the back of Justices head knocking her down to one knee! Priscilla then quickly rolls outside the ring grabbing a STEEL CHAIR AND ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Justice now holding the back of her head gets back to her feet and WHACK!!!! STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM PRISCILLA ACROSS HER SKULL!!!!! DOWN GOES JUSTICE!!! Priscilla now places the chair in the middle of the ring and she brings an out of it JUSTICE to her feet. Priscilla lifts her up AND “FROM WHOM THE BELL TOLLS” ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! Just as Ref Dan Anderson is using the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet Priscilla White shoves the chair out of the ring and PINS JUSTICE! Dan Anderson now to his feet drops to his knees to make the COUNT!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!!DING!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow… Just wow…. Priscilla White really showed what she is all about here tonight. I mean last IGNITE when she showed she was a bit of a sore loser was one thing but now cheating like this to get a win is just wow… And, listen to these fans boo her!
Vince Walters: Oh let the Memphis idiots boo! I am clapping for Priscilla White well done indeed!
Jill Mathews: Justice Cross would have won this match if Priscilla had not pulled the ref in front of her. I have almost no doubts about that.
Vince Walters: Would of, could of, should of Jill! But, guess what Priscilla has the skills, the brains, and beauty to defeat Justice Cross.
Jill Mathews: Not a fan of what just went down, it's that simple….
Tom Davis: Here is your winner PRISCILLA WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*THE NAME IS NICOLE*
*THE NAME IS NICOLE*
The camera soon cuts back as the Infamous niece of Clark Benson is seen standing proudly in front of two large bookcases, the crest of Yale sitting on display behind her, as an empty spot, already lined up for her degree. The cases had different books, all colors on the covers, from big to small. Nicole Benson had a big smile plastered on her face. She dressed in a cap and gown, one purposefully designed for her graduation from Yale, with the gold-yellow design pattern to symbolize the degree in science she would receive. The lights were placed in a particular manner, so she received the proper amount of luminance around her; soon, the “lovely” intellectual began to speak in a smug, posh tone to all of the viewers at home and those watching live in the arena.
Nicole Benson: Lux et veritas, it is what should be sought after not only in academics, in the ring, but in life. But silly me for thinking you all understood that I am used to speaking to people closer to my intelligence. I have to dumb myself down; after all, most of you didn’t graduate college, let alone an Ivy League school like I am set to do this spring. I mean, the education standards here are inadequate. I’d imagine you’d be better off dropping out of high school than saying you graduated from any of the Memphis Greater School Districts.
The boos come out, but since this is pre-recorded, they are not heard by the woman with a 170 IQ. The confidence, however, could be felt radiating off of her and her dismissive, snobby attitude.
Nicole Benson: I know what you will tell me next, and I have already heard it all. The University of Memphis ranks at 269 on the best universities list. That is adorable; how could you be proud of that after compared to Yale, where I am set to graduate? It's like comparing a CEO of a Fortune 500 to someone who stocks themselves for a living. It is when all the inadequacies your city and that university have begin to show, but enough about your crime-riddled cesspool. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Nicole Benson, and yes, I am the niece of Clark Benson, the man who that disgusting savage Dean Anderson unjustly attacked.
The boos only grow louder at the mention of Clark’s name; while not being able to hear it, it seems she anticipated that reaction and gives an eye roll before letting out a mocking little giggle.
Nicole Benson: Yes, I get my uncle isn’t popular around here, not that it matters, because unlike Dean and his unremarkable client/girlfriend, the Benson family are winners; we are not unremarkable, nor are we stuck in the rat race of life like all of you. My dad is a highly successful entrepreneur, and my mother is one of the top prosecutors in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Oh, and well, you already know what my uncle has done, and it continues to, as you all say, make you so salty.
The boos grow as a Clark Benson sucks chant is being chanted at the video, as the self-proclaimed most brilliant woman in the world maintains her smug demeanor.
Nicole Benson: So allow me to speed you all up; unlike Miss Tryout, I don’t need one, nor have I never needed one. Why? Because Uncle Jesse knows I am a natural at everything, I set my mind to a prodigy; and it is why I am graduating with honors from one of the most prestigious universities in the world and made it look easy, Summa Cum Laude as well, Valedictorian of my class and honestly that was easy for me. So, I do hope this business will be more of a challenge for me, but I don’t have high hopes for that; seeing the roster and those I have interacted with before, it is clear that standards are not where they need to be, certainly not up to the Ivy League level.
Nicole soon smiled, the biggest she had all day, as she said in the poshest, smugest tone possible.
Nicole Benson: So take a good hard look and observe what a genius looks like, what a prodigy of great distinction truly is. Very soon, in 2024, New Edge, you will learn that Nicole Benson is the light you need, and the truth flows through me until the next time class is dismissed.
Nicole does a bitchy posh wave before blowing a kiss to the camera, as she does a pose like she is a masterpiece of art. The camera then cuts to the arena as the boos are heard; the Memphis faithful are not impressed with the attitude of the younger Benson, as the scene then fades to black with a message of Nicole Benson coming soon.
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Bianca Davis vs Omar Azure
Vince Walters: Oh I am very excited about this match that is next!
Jill Mathews: Because Omar Azure is going to be in it?
Vince Walters: Haha…. That’s a good one Jill… NO! It’s because the Queen herself Bianca Davis is in this match and we are all about to be blessed by royalty.
Jill Mathews: Yeah I knew that obviously… But, you do realize she’s not actually like a queen right?
Vince Walters: Lies.. She is a Queen to me and to all no matter what you or these moron fans think.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Well It’s Omar Azure who last IGNITE got a win over Josh Cole but then got attacked after and well so did his wife sadly. Then we have his opponent Bianca Davis who lost last show to Bia but then would attack Bia later in the show quite viciously.
Vince Walters: I loved what she did to Bia last show and as for “The Blue Dragon” Well it was a shame to see him get attacked last IGNITE… Okay not really but I will admit it was a shame seeing his wife get struck.
Tom Davis: First making her way to the ring she is from Malibu California QUEEN B BIANCA DAVIS!!!!!
THE WAVES KEEP ON CRASHING ON ME FOR SOME REASON
BUT, YOUR LOVE KEEPS ON COMING LIKE A THUNDERBOLT
OH COME HERE A LITTLE CLOSER
CAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU BABY REAL CLOSE UP
(GET OVER HERE)
(GET OVER HERE)
YOU’VE GOT ME FEELING HELLA GOOD SO LET'S JUST KEEP ON DANCING!!!!
The music continues as the fans boo loudly and Bianca smiles her queen like smile and even does a queen like wave before walking up the ring steps and demanding NEW REF SCOTT FLOSS holds the ring ropes open for her. But suddenly we see CLARK BENSON running out to ringside to hold the ring ropes open for her and telling Scott Floss to piss off! The fans boo very loudly at this and Bia seems annoyed. Bianca smiles at Clark then enters the ring as Clark gets down off the ring apron and begins demanding people cheer for THE QUEEN!
Jill Mathews: OH lord Clark Benson is out here this IGNITE no one sadly knocked him out backstage this time…
Vince Walters: You know eight years ago I really disliked Clark but he is a changed man. In fact he is on the side of our Queen obviously which I respect. And, how rude of you wishing he had gotten knocked out again on this show!
Jill Mathews: Clark Benson is a slime ball and well I just dislike him very much.
Vince Walters: Why? Is it because he has chosen to give his loyalty to Bianca Davis the Queen mind you.
Jill Mathews: I mean that’s all silly to me regarding him and his relationship with the so-called queen but no… I said I dislike him because he is a damned slime ball.
Tom Davis: And, now her opponent hailing from Shanghai China here is “THE BLUE DRAGON” OMAR AZURE!!!!!
The lights dim as ‘Catch Your Breath’ by CFO$ plays and the stage fills with smoke, we see the 'Blue Dragon' Omar Azure and his Valet/Wife Yuma Azure walking through the smoke. As the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens, and the smoke begins to go away on the stage. We see Omar holding his arms up high and bring them down to his side while wearing his blue spiked jacket. The camera zooms in close as he stares into it, wearing a blue and black leather mask with dragon horns. He then looks at Yuma and then stares to the sky, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens again he raises his arms out again before slowly looking down towards the ring, putting his hands together like a prayer, and walking briskly down the ramp. Once at the ring, he hops on the apron and then rolls through the top and middle ropes. He stands in the center of the ring for a while, staring into the camera as it zooms in. He then takes off his blue spiked jacket and hands it to Yuma. After a while, Azure runs and climbs onto a corner post, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring blue lights brightens, he stands tall on the corner post with his hands held high towards the sky. He then climbs back down the ring post and stands there as Yuma climbs out of the ring. Just before the match was about to start.
DING!!!!!
Jill Mathews: And, there is the bell but uh what is Bianca doing?
Vince Walters: She decided to get out of the ring and Clark it seems like has taken out of his pocket one of those make up mirrors.
Jill Mathews: Oh… So Bianca needs to check her face here right quick instead of you know participating in a scheduled wrestling match against Omar… Makes total sense to me yeah….
Vince Walters: A queen must look her best at all times there Jill and you know what you should take notes from this woman.
Jill Mathews: OH really? So If I asked if you wanted to see my breasts right now…
Vince Walters: YES PLEASE!
Jill Mathews: I rest my case ladies and gentlemen!
Vince Walters: F’n TEASE!
While Clark holds up the little makeup mirror and Bianca checks herself out Omar in the ring runs off the ropes and SUCIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Clark saw him coming at the last split second shoving his queen out of the way and OMAR FLATTENS Clark Benson with that Sucide Dive! Bianca quickly rolls into the ring looking unhappy about what just went down. Meanwhile Omar gets back to his feet on the outside and rolls back into the ring. The moment he rolled in Bianca hit him with a running kick to the right side of his head which kept him from getting up. She now begins to just viciously stomp away on the downed Omar including stomping on his right hand then his left hand with those big boots of hers. But, Omar shows his heart by getting up despite Bianca continuing to kick him and elbow him. Omar now at a standing position as Bianca goes for an elbow to the right side of his face but he ducked this one and OMAR AZURE NAILS A FLYING KNEE STRIKE TO BIANCA TAKING HER DOWN! Omar looks around as he steadies himself and gets a pretty good response from the fans. He waits as Bianca slowly gets back to her feet then grabs a hold of Queen B from behind GERMAN SUPLEXING HER ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Bianca Davis is in trouble as The Blue Dragon now climbs to the top turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF SWANTON BOMB!!!!!! OMAR goes for the pin! ONE….TWO…THREE!!! NO!!!! Bianca got her right shoulder up just in time! Ref Scott Floss signals it was not a three! Omar gets back to his feet not seeming fazed by this as he brings Bianca up to her feet. Suddenly CLARK BENSON GETS UP ON THE RING APRON! This causes Omar to turn towards Clark and Ref Scott Floss to turn towards him telling him to get down. Bianca manages to get up to one knee during this time and LOW BLOW TO OMAR!!!!! He drops to the mat holding his lower region while Clark Benson gets off the ring apron now with a smile across his face.
Jill Mathews: You see! A damned sleaze ball! Clark Benson is always trying to help his Queenie cheat….
Vince Walters: It’s part of wrestling Jill! And, you should say nicer things about Clark; he is like the head knight for our queen!
Jill Mathews: I will never say nice things about him and to be honest she is a damned coward.
Vince Walters: HOW DARE YOU JILL MATHEWS!
Jill Mathews: NO… How dare you Vince Walters for cheering on this whole knight and queen crap!
Vince Walters: It’s not crap Jill it is 100 percent legitimate. Stop with your jealous ways.
Jill Mathews: Me Jealous of Bianca and Clark oh pleaseeeeee.
Bianca now stumbles to her feet as the fans BOO loudly and Clark Benson yells at some of them for not showing proper respect! Bianca now waits as the hurting Blue Dragon gets up to his knees and BROKEN CROWN!!!!! (IMPLANT DDT)!!!! From Bianca!!!! She pins Omar Azure! ONE!!!!!TWO!!!!NO!!!!! OMAR KICKS OUT AT TWO!!!! Bianca looks up at ref Scott Floss and now Clark Benson is up on the ring apron screaming at Scott Floss about how slow of a count it was! Bianca gets to her feet and threatens to slap Ref Scott Floss for the count…. Meanwhile The Blue Dragon forces himself back to his feet with help from the ring ropes and drops Bianca Davis with a spinning heel kick! Bianca is back down to the mat as Omar Azure drops to one knee gathering himself then gets back to his feet as he glares over at Clark Benson who is yelling at him about harming the queen! Omar ignores him as he brings Bianca back to her feet then A ROARING ELBOW STRIKE TO BIANCA DAVIS!!!! Down she goes again and Clark has had it he has gotten BACK UP ONTO THE RING APRON!! As ref Scott Floss see’s Blue Dragon charging towards Clark he stops Omar from doing anything and Clark tosses SOMETHING INTO THE RING NEAR THE BODY OF BIANCA!!! Now Clark taunts Blue Dragon and ref Scott Floss. Finally Scott Floss moves out of the way of Omar and A HEAD BUTT TO CLARK FROM OMAR AZURE!!!! Clark falls off the ring apron and down to the outside! The fans pop hugely from this! However while this was going on Bianca Davis PICKED UP THE OBJECT PLACING IT AROUND HER RIGHT HAND! IT’S BRASS KNUCKLES!!! She gets to her feet and A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE BACK OF OMAR’S HEAD!!!! Which is where he was struck by JOSH COLE's last show!!!!!!!!!! Omar is down and Bianca quickly tosses the brass knuckles out of the ring! Somehow ref Scott Floss did not see her tossing them out of the ring. She now waits as Omar tries to use his fists to force his body up and as soon as he does that “THE SEAL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CURB STOMP)!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bianca makes the pin! ONE!!!!!!TWO!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
DING!!! DING!!!!
Jill Mathews: I can do nothing but shake my head right now… Omar was clearly in the driver's seat to get this win over the so called Queen but Clark Bensons non stop interference won her that damned match!
Vince Walters: Clark is one hell of a knight for her. And, Bianca showed how amazingly strong she is with that punch to the back of Omar’s head!
Jill Mathews: Oh yeah… Real strong when that hand has a pair of brass knuckles wrapped around it…
Vince Walters: I never saw any brass knuckles, you just need to stop hating on the Queen!
Jill Mathews: Oh shut up you know what Clark tossed to her clear as day but go ahead keep playing dumb! I feel bad for Omar. This was his match to win and he got screwed!
Vince Walters: Oh yes poor Omar someone get the man a medic cause his head sure needs to be checked out haha!
Jill Mathews: You are such an idiot sometimes…..
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall QUEEN B BIANCA DAVIS!!!!!!
Bianca doesn’t even let the ref hold her arm up in victory instead she rolls out of the ring allowing Clark Benson to hold her up in victory as they both smile despite the massive amount of boo’s coming from the fans.
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Joshua Jacob Cole vs Scotty Adams
Jill Mathews: What a series of matches we have had thus far tonight! But, we are far from done only at about the halfway point right now.
Vince Walters: I’m still so happy that the QUEEN Bianca Davis got the win in our last match. I could almost do a dance to be honest but I won’t because it would be far too much excitement for all of you people out there.
Jill Mathews: Someone get a close up on me right quick please…. There we go, thanks! See me rolling my eyes? Yep that’s all that needs to be said regarding everything Vince just said there.
Vince Walters: You are an evil woman Jill Mathews and to be honest it kind of turns me on!
Jill Mathews: Ew… Anyways folks our next match coming up we are about to see two men who have fallen short in winning within regards to last IGNITE. So both men are looking for a big W in this match. Scotty Adams taking on Joshua Cole. I myself believe Scotty Adams is a seasoned pro that will be quite ready for this. Meanwhile we got Joshuah Cole who is legitimately unhinged and seems to be losing his grip on reality more and more every week.
Vince Walters: Scotty Adams is a good wrestler no question about that Jill. However I like Joshua Cole and it’s because he is a dangerous man with this mental state that is developing within himself.
Jill Mathews: What a shock Vince Walters is a fan of the unhinged. I mean his favorite wrestler is Johnny Stylez after all so it really isn’t a shock let me be completely honest.
Vince Walters: You mean LA Johnny Stylez the NEW World Champion? Why… Yes I am a fan of his and have been by the way for a very long time. Johnny Stylez is a damned winner and I think Joshua Cole could become a big time winner here in New Edge when he really begins to embrace his demons as you could say.
'Pure Evil' can be heard blasting out of the PA system, as the lights dim, save for a hazy maroon spotlight that shines on a currently empty stage, before a silhouette can be made out of a male figure, standing just behind the spotlight with his hands extended out in a cross formation, before the spotlight expands to reveal that the figure is wearing a black 'Adidas' hoodie (with the hood up, concealing his identity at this time), Maroon/Purple/Gold wrestling rights and black/blue 'Asic' sneakers Raising his right hand, the figure slowly pushes the hood off, revealing that it is none other than Scotty Adams.
Slightly smirking, he begins to make his way down the ramp as the lights return to their normal radiance, each step with a swagger about it that to some, could very well border on arrogance --- to others, it is just another exhibit of the belief, the confidence that exudes itself from Scotty, born from a meticulous attention to detail he has. Running his hands down his body, he once again extends them out into a cross, only this time he ac complies it with a quick flick of the wrists once he reaches full extension and pauses to allow the crowd a moment to let everything sink in.
Tom Davis: Coming to the ring at this time from Victoria, Melbourne Australia “The Silver Bullet” Scott Adams!!!!!!!!!!!!
Walking around the ring, he slowly takes his jumper off; handing it to one of the attendants at ringside, before making his way up the steel steps in the near right hand side corner and smirking as he glances out to the crowd once more, before stepping between the middle and top rope; turning his full attention and focus to the task at hand.
Vince Walters: Well Scotty seems focused as always. I don’t dislike the guy I just find him kind of boring but of course these special fans of N.E.W are cheering for him despite his boringness.
Jill Mathews: Boring? Scott is a wrestler Vince and he wants to put on a show every single time he steps into that ring for these fans. I do not find that boring.
Vince Walters: Oh I’m sorry what did you say I dozed off there for a second when you tried to explain how he wasn’t boring Jill.
Jill Mathews: Lord someone help me with this one seriously.
Vince Walters: I can help you baby.
Jill Mathews: Going to throat punch you Vince I swear it’s coming.
Tom Davis: And, now his opponent coming to the ring from Sacramento California here is JOSHUA COLE!!!!!!
The arena plunges into darkness, and a hushed anticipation blankets the crowd as an ominous riff from "All In Forever" by Profiler echoes through the air. The energy in the arena takes a foreboding turn, building suspense with each haunting note.
🎵"Check one, two, get up
YEAH!!! YEAH!!!"🎵
Suddenly, the arena is bathed in a burst of pyrotechnic brilliance as the signature declaration resounds. Josh Cole emerges from behind the curtain, and the spotlight focuses on him. The authoritative voice of Tom Davis fills the arena.
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, weighing in at a 275 pounds, standing at 6 feet 5 inches, hailing from Sacramento, California – He is “The Prodigy” Jooooshuuuaaa Jacob Cole"
As the crowd showers Josh with a symphony of boos, he revels in the animosity. Arms out wide, he spins slowly, savoring every moment of disdain. The entrance music intensifies, and Josh embarks on a deliberate stroll towards the ring.
🎵"Get away from this shaky fake hate
Cuz you're waiting for nothing
Get away
Get away from this shaky fake hate
Cuz you're waiting for nothing"🎵
Approaching the ring, Josh climbs the steel steps with purpose. He ascends each turnbuckle, throwing his fists into the sky as the music continues to echo through the arena. The crowd's boos amplify, but Josh remains unfazed, a smirk etched across his face. Completing the ritual on each corner, he relishes in the disdain until his entrance music gradually fades, leaving an atmosphere charged with anticipation.
Jill Mathews: And, here is Joshua Cole who seems to be not having a confrontation with himself at the moment but who knows how long that will last.
Vince Walters: He should let Jacob take full control. I like that side of Joshua’s personality the most by far.
Jill Mathews: I really do worry about the fact we here at NEW are allowing a few mentally unstable people wrestle for this company and Joshua is one of them at the moment.
Vince Walters: Are you kidding me? Mentally unstable people make for the best stories in this business.
Jill Mathews: I don’t think I agree with you on that but of course that is never a surprise.
DING!!!!!!!!!!
Scotty walks to the center of the ring as does Joshua they stare at one another for a moment then lock up. In the lock up nether man seems to be moving the other much at first. Ref Chip Lamont who is in charge of this match looks on closely as the two still don’t give an inch until Joshua shoves Scotty out of the lock up and nails him with a VICIOUS CLOSE LINE!!!! Scotty dropped to the mat and now Joshua is kind of standing there mouthing something to himself. As Johsua continues mouthing some things Scott Adams gets back to his feet and nails Joshua with a Bionic Elbow which Rocks Joshua! Scotty then backs up a few feet and nails a running double front kick to the face of Cole knocking him to the mat. The fans break out into Scotty….Scotty….Scotty Chants. Scotty now waits as Joshua comes back to his feet but Scotty takes Joshua back down with a drop toe hold and a leg drop across the back of Cole’s neck. You then see Joshua sitting up and looking very angry. But, Scotty hits a running knee right between Joshua’s eyes knocking him back down to the mat! Scotty is relentless in his assault at the moment. Adams now reaches down bringing Joshua back to his feet Irish whipping him back first into one of the corner turnbuckles and STINGER SPLASH NO!! NO!!! JOSHUA GOT A BIG BOOT UP WHICH SCOTT LEAPED RIGHT INTO! Joshua now gets down on his knees next to the downed Adams. He grabs Scotty by his hair and BEGINS SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE RING CANVAS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! After a few minutes of this causing the fans to boo loudly Joshua suddenly stops and just sits there looking confused and or seeming conflicted.
Vince Walters: Man if this guy could just embrace all of this rage and his inner demons fully he would be so hard to beat! But, right now he is still battling with these demons and his rage.
Jill Mathews: He really doesn’t belong in a wrestling ring at the moment to be honest. No, he needs to be in a psychiatric home helping him deal with this mental instability that is going on with him…..
Vince Walters: I disagree he just needs to let his battle within himself go and let the darker side win!
Jill Mathews: Yeah that just sounds very um delightful… But, Scotty Adams despite what he has gone through in this match is getting back to his feet while Joshua is still sitting there having a uh moment…
Joshua looks to be mentally battling with himself while Scotty gets back to his feet and nails Josh with a running boot right between his eyes. Scotty now brings Joshua to his feet and MELBOURNE LIGHTS!!!!!!!
Scotty Adams DROPS HIM WITH THAT FANTASTIC MOVE! Scotty now makes the pin attempt! ONE….TWO….THREE!!!! NO!!! NO!!! Joshua gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time. Ref Chip Lamont is there to tell Scotty it was not quite a three! Scotty nods his head as he rolls over onto his ass and sits there for a moment until the fans began to shout his name again. Scotty gets to his feet slowly but just as he got to his feet JOSHUA COLE CAME TO HIS FEET TOO! Josh now with a more evil look across his face goes for a SPEAR TO SCOTTY BUT NO!!!! Scotty moved out of the way and JOSHUA SPEARED NEW REF CHIP LAMONT!!!!!! Joshua yells at the downed ref like it was his fault! Scotty now waits as Joshua turns around and SILVER BULLET!!!!!! (BICYCLE KICK)!!!!!!!!! HE NAILS JOSHUA WITH ONE OF HIS FINISHERS!!!! Scotty makes the pin!!!! But, the ref is down and out!!! So there is no count to be had!!! Scotty gets back to his feet slowly walking over to the ref to try and get him to get to his feet. But, as he is shaking the ref JOSHUA COLE rolls to the outside of the ring, still shook up obviously but he reaches under the ring and pulls out a CUBAN LINK CHAIN!!!! Joshua then rolls back into the ring and just waits for Scotty to turn around. But, suddenly Joshua begins to argue with himself again!!!! And, Joshua seemingly fighting with his demons does not seem to want to attack Scotty with the chain who’s back is still turned as he is trying to shake the ref around to get him back into this match!
Vince Walters: Use the damn chain JOSHUA JUST DO IT!
Jill Mathews: Oh lord a grown man having a mental episode in the middle of the ring this is sad…
Vince Walters: Oh zip it woman he just needs to as I keep saying embrace his darkness and hit Scotty Adams with the chain from behind!
Jill Mathews: No he needs to put the chain down and try to win the match like a damned man.
Vince Walters: Oh my goodness you Jill always acting like this Miss goodie good but I know the truth!
Jill Mathews: What that I Jill Mathews did porn? Yes Vince I did porn it doesn’t make me evil you fool!
Vince Walters: It does bring up the question of one's moral integrity Jill…..
As Scotty can’t seem to get ref Chip Lamont to move fast enough he finally turns around and JOSHUA COLE DROPS THE CHAIN!!! Scotty sees this and seems a bit confused but then charges to the center of the ring motioning for Joshua to meet him. But, Joshua seems to still be having a battle with himself as he is just standing near the chain he dropped with a blank look across his face. Scotty shrugs his shoulders and charges towards Joshua with an attempted running closeline but Joshua ducks under it and as Scotty turns around T BONE SUPLEXES SCOTTY TO THE RING MAT!!!! Joshua now see’s that Ref Chip Lamont seems to finally be kind of moving around while still down Joshua once again picks up the chain and looks poised to use it this time! But, once again Joshua seems to be having a conflict over what to do! JOSHUA wraps the big chain around his fist now with a smile! Just as Scotty is getting to his feet and it looks like Joshua is going to lay Scotty out with the chain! WAIT NO!!! JOSHUA PUNCHED HIMSELF IN HIS OWN FACE WITH THE CHAIN!!!!! Joshua goes down! Scotty Adams now stumbles over removing the chain from the hand of Joshua and tossing it out of the ring. He then brings an out of it Joshua to his feet and SILVER BULLET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scotty makes the PIN!!!!! THE REF has finally come to enough to crawl over and make the COUNT!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner SCOTTY ADAMS!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow…. Just wow…. I mean I don’t even know what to say except congrats to Scotty on the win.
Vince Walters: Wow is right…. Joshua had the match won but noooo he had to have a battle with his darkness instead of leveling Scotty with that damned chain! He freaking punched himself with the damned chain!
Jill Mathews: Yeah… That was not something I was expecting but when you allow someone this mentally unstable in the N.E.W things like this happen Vince!
Vince Walters: Sigh…. Such a shame Joshua seriously had that match won.
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Blair Buchannan vs Ailyn Darrington
Jill Mathews: You know after that last match I have to say I am excited about this one!
Vince Walters: Oh? And, why is that Jill?
Jill Mathews: Because, we are going to see Blair Buchannan take on Ailyn Darrington in an actual wrestling match! Neither of these two are going to try and use any underhanded tactics or any of the non since we have seen most of this night.
Vince Walters: Eh… I guess it could be exciting…. But, do keep in mind Blair is in this match and she used to be one of the best of underhanded tactics to get wins which I loved about her…..
Jill Mathews: Well I am proud of Blair. She has proven since the return of NEW that she is a changed woman.
Vince Walters: For now…. People normally return to their old habits and I look forward to that day when Blair does. Hell to be honest it could happen tonight and I would be a very happy man.
Jill Mathews: Blair has been there done that Vince… I truly think she is going to stay on this course.
Vince Walters: And, then we of course have the 18 year old in Ailyn Darrington lord this kid’s life she is going to wake up one day and realize what must do at that age…. Which is holy shit look at all the mistakes I made.
Jill Mathews: She is one of our younger talents but a very impressive talent and a person who I think is great so I just don’t think you are right about her ether Walters.
Numbers by Melanie Martinez plays over the speakers and out walks Ailyn Darrington out onto the rampway with a smile on her face. She waves out to the fans as some light blue pyro shoots up into the air. Then Ailyn begins walking to the ring still with a smile across her face as she slaps hands with a few fans before making her way down and into the ring.
Tom Davis: Having made her way to the ring from Seattle Washington here is “Silly Girl” Ailyn Darrington!!!!
Jill Mathews: Love the spirit of that girl right there she just makes me smile. And, last IGNITE she got her debut win against two other males which was very impressive.
Vince Walters: Her happiness annoys me greatly like stop smiling and get serious girl!
Jill Mathews: She was serious enough to bring home a win last IGNITE so I do not see why she can’t be happy to be here and be ready to wrestle her butt off at the same time you grump ass.
Vince Walters: It’s not about being grumpy, you special women! My view on what wrestlers should be is far and I do mean far different than your annoying view is on what they should be.
Jill Mathews: Again for those keeping count at home I am again rolling my eyes due to Vince Walters….
"Lighter" by Paris Hilton x Steve Aoki
The stadium descended into darkness, hushed whispers rippling through the crowd. Suddenly, a burst of dazzling pink and silver lights illuminated the entrance ramp, casting a spellbinding glow across the arena. The atmosphere crackled with excitement as the opening beats of "Lighter" by Paris Hilton reverberated through the air.
From the midst of the radiant spectacle emerged Blair Buchannan, bathed in a cascade of shimmering pink and silver hues. Each step she took was a dance of elegance, her silhouette a vision of grace against the sparkling lights. Diamonds and glitter cascaded around her, catching the light and scattering it into a mesmerizing display that captivated every eye in the arena.
The crowd erupted into a chorus of cheers as Blair moved forward, her confidence and poise undeniable. She was a beacon of glamor and sophistication, her presence commanding attention with an aura of sheer opulence.
As the chorus of "Lighter" pulsed through the stadium, the lights intensified, creating a dazzling symphony of pink and silver. Glitter rained down in a sparkling torrent, surrounding Blair in an ethereal glow that seemed to magnify her strength and resilience.
Approaching the ring, Blair's steps remained in perfect sync with the rhythm of the music. With each footfall, the arena shimmered brighter, as if paying homage to her triumphant return.
Stepping between the ropes, Blair stood in the center of the ring, a radiant smile adorning her face. Diamonds twinkled in her hair, catching the light and casting prismatic reflections across the stadium. The crowd erupted into thunderous applause, mesmerized by the sheer magnificence of her entrance.
The arena basked in a surreal ambiance of pink and silver brilliance, a testament to Blair's evolution and her unwavering spirit. Her entrance wasn't just a prelude to a match—it was a dazzling display that heralded her return to the spotlight, set against the backdrop of "Lighter", a song that resonated with her journey of triumph and resilience.
Tom Davis: And, now having made her way to the ring from Baton Rouge, Louisiana here is “The Fabulous” BLAIR BUCHANAN!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow a huge response from the fans for Blair and you know what Ailyn got a good response as well so I am happy for them both.
Vince Walters: Yeah so happy…. Yay…. But, I am looking forward to this match as it features two of the idiots' favorites aka the fans. Which also means which one will possibly get more aggressive for that win and which one might get booed heh.
Jill Mathews: Or…. The fans could cheer them both on and they could have an excellent wrestling match!
Vince Walters: Yeah… Jill you do realize what wrestling company you work for right? And, that our fans are special.
Jill Mathews: Uh.. DUH! Of course I know what wrestling company I work for and how would you know about fans being special if you have no fans…..
Vince Walters: LIES! Complete lies I tell yah!
DING!
Blair and Ailyn both go to the center of the ring and begin taking a look around…. As the NEW fans cheer first with Blair….Blair….Blair chants then with Ailyn….Ailyn chants. Both participants kind of take it in for a moment. Then Blair grabs a hold of Ailyn with a headlock; she sinks it in deep but Ailyn picks her up and drops her with a back body drop. Ailyn gets some cheers as Blair quickly gets back to her feet but is met by Ailyn with some hard chops across the upper chest of Blair and then Blair fires back with some hard chops of her own. Ailyn ends up backing up a few feet from the Blair chops as Blair sees an opportunity and goes for a running big boot to Ailyn’s face! But, Ailyn showing her awareness slid under it and BACK STABBER TO BLAIR!!!! Blair is down!!! Ailyn goes for a cover! ONE….TWO…NO! Kick Out by Blair! Ailyn looks at ref Jim Floss who holds up two fingers. Ailyn then gets to her feet and decides to grab a hold of Blair bringing her to her feet as well. Ailyn now delivers several open hand palm strike chops to Blair which you can see the pain across Blairs face from them after each one. Blair ends up back first against one of the corner turnbuckles. Ailyn hits her a few more times with those impressive palm strike chops then backs up several feet. She now comes charging towards Blair looking for a running closeline but Blair moves out of the way and AILYN COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! Ailyn is down and Blair has fallen to a knee!
Jill Mathews: Now this Vince is what I call wrestling these two have been going back and forth and really living it all in the ring thus far!
Vince Walters: Yeah Jill I see it… You know It’s my job to watch matches just like you and give my thoughts.
Jill Mathews: No really? You're kidding me, I never knew that Vince holy cow!
Vince Walters: And, it has been a good match thus far I agree very back and forth. But, I’m still waiting to see one really turn it up to another aggressive notch.
Jill Mathews: In other words folks he is waiting for some brutality…..
Vince Walters: You damn right I am Jill!
Blair gets back to her feet and notices a downed Ailyn. She then rolls out onto the ring apron and climbs up to the nearby top turnbuckle. As Ailyn gets to her feet Blair leaps off the top rope and MISSILE DROP KICK CONNECTS! Ailyn is back down to the mat and Blair goes for a pin attempt! ONE….TWO…NO!!!! Ailyn kicks out at two! Blair nods her head as if to say okay then… She then gets to her feet backing several feet up and waits for Ailyn to get back up. The moment Ailyn gets to her feet Blair comes running and RUNNING NECK BREAKER! This sends Ailyn down yet again as Blair once again goes for a pin attempt! ONE…..TWO….NO!!! Ailyn again kicks out at two! Blair gives senior ref Jim Floss a look then gets to her feet and reaches down to bring Ailyn to her feet but Ailyn takes her left boot and kicks Blair right between her eyes when she reaches down to bring her to her feet! Blair stumbles and drops to one knee while Ailyn slowly gets back to her feet and grabs a hold of Blair dropping her with a BRAIN BUSTER SUPLEX!!!! Ailyn now with the pin attempt ONE…..TWO…THREE! NO!!! NO!!! Blair got a shoulder up in time! Ailyn looks a little surprised as the fans cheer loudly now breaking out into Blair and then Ailyn chants. Ailyn now nods her head much like Blair did earlier and brings Blair back to her feet. Ailyn now begins to strike Blair with Muay Thai type strikes elbows and knees in fact! Blair is getting rocked as Ailyn then takes Blair down with a snap suplex. Ailyn now takes a moment to kind of gather herself as Blair had gotten some good shots in on her as well so far in this match. Then Ailyn hits a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO BLAIR!!!!! Ailyn however does not go for the pin instead she gets back to her feet turning her back to the downed Blair and STANDING MOONSAULT NO!!!! Blair got her knees up and Ailyn landed right across them!
Vince Walters: Ouch that never feels good that’s for sure.
Jill Mathews: No it certainly doesn’t. But, these two are again as I said earlier having a stellar match, a lot of near falls and a whole lot of back and forth action. I love it!
Vince Walters: We got us a good old fashioned back and forth wrestling match going on folks heh.
Jill Mathews: What is wrong with you? Seriously you are a wrestling journalist for christ sakes.
Vince Walters: It’s called adding a little humor into things Jill…. Seriously you need to lighten up, maybe get laid once in a while. I can even make a suggestion on who can help you out with that!
Jill Mathews: HA! Yeah no I’m good Vince…..
Both women are down at the moment as the fans begin once again chanting for Blair then Ailyn and then Blair obviously very split the fans are. Slowly Blair begins to get to her feet as does Ailyn. Now both are two there feet both showing effects from this classic battle as Blair goes for a right hand but Ailyn ducks it and goes for a left hand but now Blair ducks that. Ailyn turns as Blair then kicks Ailyn right in the stomach where Ailyn had just landed on Blairs knees just a few minutes ago. Ailyn stumbles down onto one knee after that kick and BLAIR WITH THE DDT!!!! Blair lays out Ailyn and another pin attempt! ONE….TWO… NO! Kick out from Ailyn. Blair rolls over sitting up kind of shaking her head as she now slowly makes it back to her feet. Meanwhile Ailyn is reaching out to the ring ropes using those to help pull herself to her feet. Blair locks her eyes on Ailyn just waiting a second as Ailyn gets back to her feet and then grabs a hold of Ailyn. Blair after having a hold of Ailyn runs and HITS THAT RUNNING BULLDOG OF HERS!!!!! Blair now with the pin attempt again! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! Ailyn somehow got a shoulder up at the last split second!!!! Blair is pretty shocked! The fans cheer loudly as Blair you can see is hurting but rises to her feet and motions for Ailyn to get up. Slowly Ailyn does get to her feet and Blair goes for a SNAP KICK but no! Ailyn dodged it! As Blair turns back towards Ailyn she gets met with a hard knee to her gut and then Ailyn sends a second knee into Blairs gut. Now Ailyn grabs a hold of Blair and SPIN CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (FULL FLIP DESTROYER)!!!!!!!!!! Ailyn, still hurting obviously, does manage to make the PIN! ONE…….TWO…..THREE! NO!!! NO!!! Blair this time gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time! Ailyn can’t believe it. She's in shock. The look on her face tells the story. She slowly gets to her feet as Blair is still down. Now Ailyn climbs up to the top turnbuckle and is facing the crowd SHE GOES FOR A OFF THE TOP ROPE MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! BLAIR MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE AILYN LANDED ON HER!!!!! Blair at the last second rolled over just enough for Ailyn to go crashing down to the mat! Blair now forces herself back to her feet bringing Ailyn up to her feet as well and SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!!!! (180 Degree Face Buster)!!!!!!!!!!! Blair falls to her knees but manages to cover Ailyn for the pin! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!
DING!!!!! DING!!!
Blair rolls onto her back hurting obviously and Ailyn is already on her back hurting both women breathing deeply as the fans begin to chant both Blair and Ailyn’s names very loudly.
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall BLAIR BUCHANNAN!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Listen to these people chanting both their names and giving these ladies a standing ovation as they deserve!
Vince Walters: Yeah it's uh great for them bravo……
Jill Mathews: What a great match between two stars! Yes I know Ailyn is 18 years old but to me these past few IGNITES she has proven herself to be a star. And, well Blair is a very much already established star. Kudos to both these women for putting on one hell of a match!
Vince Walters: It was a good one no doubt about that. For me personally it lacked some drama but that’s besides the point.
Jill Mathews: You know what Vince, I'll take that from you regarding this match. What a match damn I loved it!
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[Suddenly the lights dim and then flash on different shades of blue. '' The Jump off by Lil Kim hit's the Pa System, and the crowd waits who
they will see next. As Latoya Hixx makes her way to the stage, the audience gives a huge 'pop' and cheering is heard all over the arena (not to mention behind the announcing desk...) Latoya has a wide smile as she looks all over the audience. she then gets determined expression as
she starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring.]
[ Latoya finally reaches the bottom of the ramp, she walks up the steel stairs and gets to the apron. Latoya ducks under the second rope and makes her way to the ring. She poses there with her hands up and looks at the crowd that is excited to finally see her in the ring. Latoya
walks to the ring announcer who tosses the mic to her. she then lifts it up and waits for the music to fade and the crowd to calm down before she starts to talk.]
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Well hello all my beloved fans! How are you feeling this
Saturday?? [ *audience cheers*] That's what I thought, this is a great night for all of us - for me to finally see you all, and for you to finally see Me here right in front of you!! It feels great to be back, and I'm waiting our first Ignite more than anything before N-i--g--ht-o-f-t-h-e-n-i-n-j-a, those fifteen letters bring something on my mind... Of course great matches, pure action and talented Superstars, but right now it reminds me of - this Hands of Steel freak who had her debut only a few nights ago. Now Meg, I was watching your promo on the backstage, and I have to tell you that I got kind of surprised: I've always known you're a stupid woman to be a Hands of Steel, but gee; I never knew you're also self-destructive - because that is exactly what you have to be since first you step into the ring and mock women, and on
the second you challenge me to a match saying I have no chance to beat you your ass. Well Meg Coleman, that is where you're wrong. You're challenge accepted, but if you
think that I will let you win this match at Night of The Ninja then you have another thing coming
towards your way in two weeks at Night of The Ninja on Edge Wrestling.
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Meg Meg Meg... I'm sorry that you're bad for our
country, you're the shame that Memphis has to carry. Not only because you lack skills, but also because of the way you act. I don't know if you ever noticed, but Women are getting better and better every day - we are not only pretty faces, we're more than that. What are you to talk about how
you would never lose to a woman? I don't think you even have enough of experience about
women to even talk about us! Maybe that's the reason behind your attitude - you never got the woman you wanted, and now you've become bitter. when knowing your looks and
attitude I wouldn't doubt that theory a bit! But on Night of the Ninja Meg, you will not be taking
me down - oh no. you will see what I'm capable of doing when it goes personal... because if anything, this is personal! I won't let people like you come out here to talk trash about women when the only thing you should be doing is to walk in front of the mirror, take a close look over there and understand the fact
that everybody else has known ages: you're nothing but a whining jerk whose only
a chance to get a touch on women is to challenge them in a match! Now that's all fine with me since I'm the one you challenged, I'm the one who will get a chance to win the match!
but please do us a favor: Shut your mouth and let me teach you a lesson of Woman power-after that you will never be the same again!
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Let's forget Meg Coleman for a while and move onto someone else... Maybe annoying any smarter, but definitely retard it woman: Scarlet! Scarlet... I've been back there looking at your promos and you babbling about how you want to become the Women's of Ignite, but quite frankly, I don't. On the other side, when I look at the other side of the story, I can see Edge wrestling there - that doesn't please me any more than you becoming the Women's division. Now Scarlet, you may not know this, but I can make your life very hard to stand. why would I do that then? Because I sure as hell don't like your attitude when it comes to Memphis, their home Country that I'm proud of! I've got nothing against America, but I've got a lot against Meg. that may not be a good thing since you might be the new Ignite newbie of Edge wrestling... If I had to choose from you and Meg, I really don't know which one I would. In the end, it had to be you because there are few quite simple reasons why I don't
want Ricky Cassel's to become Trans- Atlantic Champion of this Edge wrestling. Let's not go on
those reasons though... So Scarlet I've got a suggestion for you: You may not know this, but I
could be a very big help for you -or then become your worst nightmare.
That's why I'm giving you a chance to decide which on you want to be. So here's my proposal: If
I help you beat Ricky Cassels to be the new Trans-Atlantic Championship, you will do a favor for me: When you win this Trans-Atlantic Champion,I will become the Trans-Atlantic World Champion! When that happens, I'm not waiting - or wanting - us to become friends, but I could make things nice for the Canadian wrestlers which I bet you don't want to lose, and you could take care of everything else. The Canadians will need someone to count on - and that would be me. I don't think some of them could stand
your attitude too long, and that wouldn't be good for your match, Scarlet, think about it. it's your choice, let me know when you've made up your mind.
[ Latoya smirks and the audience cheers loudly. The Jump off'' hit's once again as Latoya
is ready to leave the ring. She tosses the Mic back to the ring announcer, and walks to the ropes. Latoya bends and steps to the apron between the second and third rope. She walks the stairs down and makes her way backstage.]
Jill Mathews: Uh…….
Vince Walters: My uh thoughts exactly!
Jill Mathews: Okay unless Latoya just recently traveled back in time she needs to be more aware of what is currently going on in NEW EDGE!
Vince Walters: Hey time travel is possible just saying…
Jill Mathews: So… Latoya just a few small things right quick… I hope you are backstage watching right now… First off doll you uh need to realize that NIGHT OF THE NINJA IS ALREADY BOOKED!
Vince Walters: YEAH TELL HER! I love to see you all worked up. It's hot!
Jill Mathews: Second… Megan Coleman is injured which is why NEW had to postpone her match tonight mmm k? Are you staying with me? Lord, I hope so…
Vince Walters: I’m TRYING!
Jill Mathews: Oh shut up Vince! Now, Latoya let's be moving onto Scarlet and Ricky Cassels…. Uh… NEWS FLASH RICKY CASSELS HAS NOT WRESTLED IN NEW SINCE 2016! And, Scarlet Styles is not an active wrestler! So yeah you might just wanna do a little more homework on the current state of this company before you come out and uh talk again in front of all of us!!!!
Vince Walters: Shockingly I agree with Jill Mathews…. I know don’t everyone faint at home.
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Johnny Stylez vs Bia
Vince Walters: OKAY IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON! NOW HERE IS THE MATCH I HAVE BEEN WAITING F’N FOR!
Jill Mathews: Excited to see Bia that much eh there Vince?
Vince Walters: Haha very funny… You know why I am excited we are about to see the greatest wrestler in the business today! THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION MY GUY LA JOHNNY STYLEZ! GET EXCITED JILL!
Jill Mathews: Oh yeah I’m just overjoyed about the fact we are about to see Johnny…. No, but I will say I am looking forward to this one as well. I mean Bia represents a big time challenge in my opinion to the so-called best wrestler in NEW.
Vince Walters: Blah… She’s pretty good but she’s no LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!
Jill Mathews: We shall see Vince we shall see….
The signature tolling bells of AC/DC's "Hells Bells" can be heard signaling the impending arrival of the powerhouse known as Bia. The lights to the entryway pulse red as the song picks up pace.
Tom Davis: The following is a NON TITLE match. First hailing from Fremantle, Western Australia here is THE FREMANTLE FORCE BIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd cheer as Bia comes stomping out onto the entryway down to the ring. Clad in ring gear that's all metal, chains, and black leather, her hair in tight braids. She marches down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans at ringside. Sliding into the ring she climbs onto the turnbuckle and poses, arms outstretched. She lets out a war cry as the three remaining ringposts let off a blast of red fire pyro. After a few moments she hops down, pacing as she waits for her opponent.
Vince Walters: Listen to these fans cheer for Bia…. But, when there damned Champion of the world comes out in a minute they will boo him like idiots….
Jill Mathews: And, I do not blame them one dang bit for booing our champion of the world. Now Bia on the other hand has made quite the impression in our first two IGNITES since returning. First the rumble where she didn’t win but she showed off some freakish skills and then she beat your little Queenie last IGNITE.
Vince Walters: Which was bullcrap as I still believe Bianca Davis the Queen won that match but nooo old man Jim Floss had to be all slow in his damned count.
Jill Mathews: Old man? Vince he is like maybe five years older than you…
Vince Walters: He is not! He’s at least twenty years older than me!
~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the Edge-Tron, as green smoke begins to fill the entryway. The arena goes completely black ¦and then
~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-
Cold by Crossfade plays over the loudspeaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a P.o.P T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is P.o.P in white bold letters with (Players of Perfection) written in captions. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.
-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-
Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting in the front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immediately begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it. Stylez walks up to the ring announcer and playfully slaps them over the head a few times, before walking over to the turnbuckle and laying across it pretending to fall asleep as he awaits for the bell.
Tom Davis: And, now having made his way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana here is THE NEW EDGE WORLD CHAMPION LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans boo loudly as Johnny smiles that classic grin of his not seeming to care one bit.
Jill Mathews: Johnny Stylez is so loved by our fans….
Vince Walters: Morons all of them I tell you! They should be kissing the ground he walks on!
Jill Mathews: HA…. Yeah that’s never ever going to happen there Vince.
Vince Walters: Well it damn well should. I mean look at the record setting Seven Time NEW World Champion all relaxed and just never feeling under pressure in the big moments.
Jill Mathews: Or… He’s just being a cocky, over confident ass as per the normal with him. And, I will tell you what he better get focused cause he is in there with the War Goddess Bia!
Vince Walters: War Goddess? Well she’s in there with the MOTHA F’N CHAMP JILL!
DING!!!!!!
Bia charges to the center of the ring and Johnny Stylez with a smug look on his face slowly struts over to the center of the ring. The moment he got there though Bia didn’t mess around she kicked Johnny hard in his gut and then picked Johnny up MAELSTROM (F-5)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE COVERS JOHNNY!!!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! JOHNNY GOT HIS LEFT BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! BIA gets to her feet looking over at ref Jim Floss who is pointing over at Johnny’s boot being on the bottom rope. The fans popped huge thinking Bia had won the match just like that but now there was a bit of shock that Johnny got his boot on the bottom rope. Johnny rolled himself under the bottom rope and is now outside the ring. Bia looked a little frustrated as she showed off her freakish power and almost pulled off a victory of the NEW World Champ in what would have been possibly record time. Bia decides to roll outside the ring where Johnny is. Stylez has ended with his back against the steel ring steps and looking pretty out of it. Bia sees Johnny with his back against the steel ring steps and goes charging with an attempted running KNEE TO HIS FACE BUT NO!!!!!!!!!! JOHNNY FELL OVER TO HIS RIGHT AND BIA SMASHED HER RIGHT KNEE INTO RING STEPS AND THEN ENDS UP FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE MAT HOLDING THAT KNEE IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN!!!!! Johnny now begins to force himself to his feet with a snicker now coming across his face. He even mouths “You trying to Phucking make a fool of me? NAW!” As Johnny now stumbles to his feet and rolls back into the ring to break the count. He then rolls back outside where Bia is still down holding her knee. Johnny gets Bia to her feet but she can barely stand and he tosses her back into the ring. He now rolls himself back into the ring placing her leg on the second rope then leaping up and dropping all his weight down onto that right injured knee/leg. The fans boo very loudly as Johnny smiles his cocky smile. He now brings a hobbled Bia to her feet once again and The DeMoRaLiZeR!!!! (A Spinebuster into a standing figure 4 leglock)!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: I can’t believe this! Bia had Johnny Stylez beat! She shocked the world by hitting that huge move of hers right out of the gate and that lucky SOB landed near the ring ropes and managed to get his boot on the ropes just at the last split second.
Vince Walters: Bia certainly gave it her best shot but it wasn’t good ENOUGH! And, now Bia hurt that right knee of hers on the outside which is just fantastic for THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
Jill Mathews: Damn it I hate you sometimes and I hate Johnny Stylez. He was against those ring steps and of course Bia went in for the kill! She just got unlucky that he literally fell over at the last second.
Vince Walters: I don’t think luck had anything to do with it. I think it was all part of Johnny Stylez 'plan outside the ring there! Which I mean shouldn’t surprise no one because he’s F’n LA JOHNNY STYLEZ.
Jill Mathews: His plan? He was out of it! Just stop kissing ass Vince for five seconds please good lord.
Vince Walters: Woman…. Vince Walters does not kiss ass he tells things how they are! Just like right now Johnny has Bia in that standing figure four leg lock and with that bad knee of hers she is going to have to TAP!
Jill Mathews: Sadly I will admit Bia is in a bad way here now. But, look at her she is telling Ref Jim Floss no and even shaking her head no she has so much heart!
Vince Walters: Heart is uh wonderful but it doesn’t change the fact that she is in a very bad way!
Bia continues to tell Ref Jim Floss no as Johnny says “It’s just a phuckin matter of time!” Bia however begins to reach her left arm out as far as she can and is very close to the bottom ring rope. After several minutes in this standing figure four leg lock she FINALLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! She never tapped or gave up! Johnny shakes his head as the ref count gets up to four and finally he releases the hold. Johnny now waits patiently with a smirk as he yells “GET UP!” Towards Bia who is now using the ring ropes to pull herself to her feet but she is unable to really hold any weight on that right leg. She turns towards Johnny pretty much hobbling on one leg as he charges in towards her. But, the moment he got close she threw a couple of quick punches which caught him off guard then lunged at him for a closeline attempt but Johnny moved out of the way and Bia fell back to the mat! Bia again uses the ring mat to force herself to her feet but still on one leg basically as Johnny grabs her and CURTAIN JERKER!!!!! (REVERSE TWIST OF FATE) ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! Bia manages to get a shoulder up just in time! Johnny can’t believe it he looks pissed as he gets up and begins to point his finger at Jim Floss the senior official in NEW. The argument between him and the ref continues which this is not the first time regarding these two arguing not even close. This allows Bia time to begin to force herself to her feet yet again but as soon as she gets up SHE FALLS BACK DOWN! She is unable to hold her weight now on that bad leg at all! Johnny turns and smiles as he reaches down dodging some punch attempts by Bia he then kicks her right between her eyes and then jumps up and STOMPS DOWN ON THAT BAD RIGHT KNEE!!!! Bia rolls onto her side holding that same knee in pain as Johnny brings her to her feet and INSULT 2 INJURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Johnny PINS BIA! ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
Vince Walters: YES! YES! THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH ANOTHER VICTORY!
Jill Mathews: Oh I think I’m gonna be sick…. Bia was so close damn it she had Johnny early on with that surprise sudden Maelstrom from her to him… But, one bit of bad luck outside the ring and her knee got all messed up damn it! We need some NEW trainers to get down here and check on her.
Vince Walters: She never had him beat he might have got taken by surprise but he had everything in hand regardless Jill. He is the BEST FOR A DAMNED REASON!
Jill Mathews: Oh I need a stiff drink now damn it! But, kudos go out to Bia who gave a valiant effort despite having possibly seriously hurt the right knee of hers during the match. A truly gutsy performance by her.
Vince Walters: Yeah….Yeah good for her but LA JOHNNY STYLEZ IS THE WINNER! AND, THE CHAMP OH AND THE BEST!
Jill facepalms and obviously has nothing else to say as NEW Trainers come down to check on Bia while Johnny Stylez gets his left arm raised multiple times by Jim Floss at Johnny’s insistence of course.
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“A SPECIAL INTERVIEW”
Vince Walters: We have had a great show so far and now we are going to a video of an interview with the most controversial wrestler of all time. He is going to say some crazy stuff.
Jill Matthews: You cannot be serious. Do you know the horrible things that man has to say? He is going to kill this place before it gets going. Did you hear the things he had to say about departed NEW legends?
Vince Walters: I am very well aware of the words that are going to come out of the mouth of Hunter Valentyne. He pretty much hates everyone in the NEW. He is going to make his statement after being left out of the festivities here tonight.
Jill Matthews: He should have been fired for saying the things he said. I will not be listening to him.
Vince Matthews: A woman that does not listen? What a novel concept.
Jill Matthews: I listen just fine. I just choose not to give any weight to the ramblings that come out of your mouth.
Vince Walters: If I were you I would not bring weight into any discussion. You have put a few pounds on over the last couple of years.
Jill Matthews: Go fuck yourself, Vince.
Vince Walters: I am no Lanny Poffo, biguns.
Jill Matthews: I have told you to never call me that, asshole. Get to the stupid interview.
VInce Matthews: Very well. Apparently Jill can’t wait to hit the buffet line. This interview does not reflect the views of New Edge Wrestling, its sponsors or its subsidiaries. The interview takes place in the home of Hunter Valentyne.
The screen goes snowy as we see the living room of Hunter Valentyne. He is sitting there with a suit and tie on as the interviewer is sitting across from him. He smiles into the camera almost anticipating upsetting people.
Layla Davis: Ladies and gentlemen I am here in the home of Hunter Valentyne against my will. I do not like this man and have been sent here to do this interview. I have nothing to do with whatever horrible comments he has.
Hunter Valentyne: Jesus Christ, I am not the fucking devil. And do not say you are here against your will, I am not Johnny Styles. Mostly because this interview will actually make fucking sense. And it will not take ten fucking hours to watch. Now get to your fucking questions.
Layla Davis: Very well. Do you feel any shame in your actions regarding a few weeks ago? Do you feel you owe anyone an apology? The comments you had about the departed members of this family?
Hunter Valentyne: First of all, none of you fucking whiny bitches are family. No, I have never apologized for my words, thoughts, or actions. I do not expect you or any of the other soft ass cupcakes in that locker room to get what I was saying. I was being honest and these weak ass bitches have always had a problem with that. The guy died and suddenly he is revered when the people who had a problem with what I said are the ones who constantly mocked and ridiculed him. Those people can legit go fuck themselves. I do not apologize for shit. Especially not to that so-called champion and starting his 89th stable. The former NEW guys can all go fuck themselves. I am more concerned with the newer talent who think this is a legit wrestling company because they don’t know these fucking guys and girls. Not what I know them to be as people who think they are stars when they a fucking idiots.
Layla Davis: So now you are concerned about younger talent? How full of crap are you really?
Hunter Valentyne: I have the balls to be honest and not be hypocritical. How many fucked up things has Johnny done? Jesus Christ, most of the shit we have done together. I never thought that Johnny would ever be the soft ass pussy he became. I mean maybe I should have because of his awful ownership of OPW. He wants to say some stupid shit about you having to respect things to disrespect others. Guess what? This should not be a shock to anyone, especially people who know me. I respect no fucking body. I damn sure do not respect that idiot carrying around a belt he never earned. I do not respect the owner of this place. I do not respect people who have lived off of the company that I put on the fucking map. These idiots want to return to the group that killed this mother fucker in the first place. I know what the business represents to this company and what the fuck it turns into. The business turns into the cRu. Do you think I forgot you drug induced fuck?
Layla Davis: Do you think these issues can be solved? Can you talk about the OPW days with Johnny Stylez as the owner?
Hunter Valentyne: I went to the OPW for two very simple reasons. The first was to beat the fucking shit out of him which I did on several occasions. He never had the balls to face me in the ring, because he is a pussy. But i definitely took his fucking head off on several occasions and pissed him off on more occasions. The second reason was to watch him fail up close. It was like going to a NASCAR race to watch the wreck. The wreck was far better than even I thought it would be. Of course, pissing him the fuck off at every turn was better than sex. By the way, Tom Brady is the fucking GOAT, you whiny pussy.
Layla Davis: SO you want to fight Johnny Stylez for the NEW World Heavyweight TItle?
Hunter Valentyne: Eventually. Taking it now would be kind to him. I want him to get used to having it. I want it to become a part of his soul. I want his ego to take over. I want it to become his definition. And then I want to rip it away from him and make him cry like he always fucking does. But I do have some surprises for the NEW and for that jackass that owns this place.
Layla Davis: What kind of surprises?
Hunter Valentyne: Do you really think I would fucking tell you? If I told you then it would no longer be a surprise since this is going to be shown to the people I am surprising. But there will be a time when Johnny comes to me rather than me having to chase his pussy ass. I have some things that are going to happen to make that a fucking reality. The fact that they left me off the card this week is going to need to be punished. Jesse Styles needs to be punished for having no balls. Johnny needs to be punished for being a coward. Roger Wright needs to be punished for being Roger Wright, They have some shit coming.
Layla Davis: How are you going to do that?
Hunter Valentyne: I have learned over the years that chasing Johnny Stylez is a fruitless pursuit. He runs and hides from me and has for years. So I needed to come up with a plan for him to come looking for me. I know what motivates him to stop being a pussy. As some jackass likes to say, Stay Tuned.
Layla Davis: Any final thoughts?
Hunter Valentyne: I feel like a parent in this situation. MIstakes have been made by several of these fucks, especially Johnny and Jesse. I believe in accountability. You fuck up when you are a kid the parent disciplines you. They need to pay for their crimes against me and that means burning The Business to the fucking ground. I am not going to sit back and watch these jackoffs kill this company yet again. Jesse will be punished for leaving me off the card and the hundred of times he has fucked me over. Johnny wiIl be punished for being a whiny bitch. If I have to be the adult in the room, so be it.
The broadcast goes snowy once again and we are in the arena. The broadcast team seems a bit flummoxed.
Vince Walters: There is no way that egomaniac is going to do anything he says. That guy is nothing but hot air.
Jill Matthews: Surprisingly I actually agree with a lot of what he said. Not the LA Kief stuff of course! But, what he had to say about Jesse Styles and Johnny Stylez. They think this is their personal playground and somebody had to stand up to them. It is time for us to go to commercials.
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MAIN EVENT
Valora Salinas vs Rylee Ruin
Jill Mathews: Well after yet another crazy IGNITE we have arrived at OUR MAIN EVENT!
Vince Walters: This was originally the match right below the main event but due to Megan Coleman suffering a concussion in training that match for the vacant X-Core Title had to be postponed so here we are with Rylee versus Valora….
Jill Mathews: Valora the number one contender to LA Johnny Stylez NEW World Championship taking on The Little Monster Rylee Ruin. You know it was sad to hear about Megan’s injury but despite that this match here is going to make for one hell of a main event.
Vince Walters: I’m excited to see The Little Monster hurt Valora!
Jill Mathews: Oh yes of course you want her to hurt Valora to soften her up for your main guy Johnny Stylez.
Vince Walters: I mean that’s kind of true but honestly I just don’t like Valora.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Well it’s MAIN EVENT TIME!
The venue fills with fog as a rose pink light is emitted everywhere. “Tally” by BLACKPINK starts to play as on the screen a similar color female gender symbol starts as a dot and as the beat drops the symbol invades the entire screen. The same imagery is made in laser light in the ring.
I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
I ain't gon' conceal it
While you talking all that shit, I'll be getting mine, getting mine
When the verse starts out of the entrance comes a fairly short but muscular figure wearing a white BJJ rashguard with alternating black and pink roses as the pattern on the top and half black and pink mid thigh length skin tight shorts. Across the chest it says TRIOCS and also on the butt of the shorts. On the back of the shirt and left leg it says R. Ruin.
Don't apologize for my behavior
If you're offended, I don't care (yeah)
Staring at me 'stead of staring in the mirror
Little weird how
They stand there taking in the environment for a few moments just squeezing their hands together. As the pre chorus plays Rylee Ruin starts a medium trot to the ring making it there and slides under the bottom rope on their stomach and near the middle of the ring.
Everybody tells me to play nice
Everybody judge, but looking twice
But my body don't belong to, nah-ah-ah, none of them though
And I'm not gonna change 'cause you say so
When the chorus comes back in she rises to her feet standing and staring back at the ramp with her arms crossed waiting impatiently for her opponent as her is added to the screen and laser lights.
I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
I ain't gon' conceal it
While you talking all that shit, I'll be getting mine, getting mine
Yeah, I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
And I ain't gon' conceal it
I'll just do it like the boys say, I'm getting mine, getting mine
Tom Davis: First having made her way to the ring hailing from Seattle Washington here is “THE LIL MONSTER” RYLEE RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Another well kind of crazy person that is part of NEW. However she is not as conflicted as Joshua Cole is I guess you could say. But, Rylee is a dangerous woman no question about it as she has proven since her debut back at the Rumble. She is a highly trained and skilled wrestler.
Vince Walters: As I have said since we reopened the doors to NEW I am a big fan of the LIL MONSTER!
Jill Mathews: Yeah you have said that but tonight you are an even bigger fan because of who she is facing….
Vince Walters: I mean it adds a little more to it for me yes but the point is Rylee is one bad female and I dig her.
The lights darken a bit before ‘Bring It’ by Trapt plays over the PA and Valora makes her way up out from the back carrying her trademark lead pipe and taking a drink from her tequila as she makes her way down the rampway, pausing every so often to mingle with the fans before reaching ringside and sliding into the ring before moving right to one of the corners climbing and playing to the crowd before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and landing on her feet in the ring and turning her back to the turnbuckle, slowly, methodically backing into the corner, leaning back against it as she waits for the match to begin.
SENIOR REF JIM Floss takes the lead pipe from Valora who looks a little annoyed that he is making her hand it over. Jim Floss then hands it through the ropes to a ring crew member.
Tom Davis: And, her opponent she is the Number One Contender to the NEW World Title from Mexico City Mexico here is VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow, listen to the fans cheer loudly for Valora! She is the Hardcore Icon and they love her here in Memphis!
Vince Walters: Memphis is full of dumb people so of course they love her Jill.
Jill Mathews: You literally say that about every single town we go to….
Vince Walters: When it’s true it’s true what can I say there Mathews.
Jill Mathews: Well Rylee and Valora are staring holes in each other from opposite sides of the ring. Some exchanges on twitter or uh X….. Got said between these two that has heated this match up even more.
Vince Walters: Elon Musk…. Trying to call it X instead of twitter how special.
DING!!!!!
The bell rings as both Valora and Rylee waste no time marching to the center of the ring as they right away begin slugging it out. Valora with a height advantage and a bit of reach advantage seems to be connecting with the most shots in this exchange. The fans are chanting Val…..Val…..Val!!!! Rylee stops throwing her hands and seems to be a bit fazed now after the big time exchange. Valora sees this as she grabs a hold of Rylee and goes for a double arm ddt which she PULLS OFF! Down goes Rylee! Valora now climbs outside onto the ring apron and slingshots herself over the top rope attempted leg drop down onto Rylee but no! Rylee rolled out of the way and Valora landed hard on the mat ass first. Rylee now gets to her feet and Valora gets back to her feet as well. Rylee grabs a hold of Valora and JUDO THROWS HER ACROSS THE RING!!! Valora lands on her lower back. The fans boo loudly as Rylee tells them to “SHUT UP!” Now Rylee refocuses as she walks over to the downed Valora bringing her back to her feet and ANOTHER JUDO THROW this time back to the other side of the ring. Valora looks a little rocked by these impressive Judo throws. Rylee looks out to the fans mocking them for a moment then turns back towards Valora who is once again getting back to her feet. Rylee looks pretty pissed about this and charges at Valora. An attempted running shoulder block to the gut of Valora but Val moves and Rylee collides with a corner turnbuckle! Valora now waits as Rylee stumbles around PELE KICK FROM VALORA!!!! PIN!!!! ONE…..TWO….NO! Rylee with a kick out! Valora nods her head and even cracks a half smile as she gets back to her feet bringing Rylee up with her. She turns Rylee around and RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX sending Rylee across the ring onto her back! The fans pop big time at this!
Jill Mathews: Oh these two are having a very aggressive wrestling match thus far very hard hitting.
Vince Walters: I do love these types of matches. Hell I am all about violence and since this is a wrestling match hard hitting works for me!
Jill Mathews: Valora showed Rylee right there that she too can show off some power and toss her across the ring just like Rylee did twice with those judo throws.
Vince Walters: Yeah it was nice but I gotta say I really liked those Judo throws more.
Jill Mathews: Of course you did Vince….. But, we had a pin as well that Rylee kicked out of despite an impressive pele kick that really got Rylee good.
Vince Walters: Impressive sure but not enough to put away The Little Monster!
Valora brings the downed Rylee to her feet. She begins striking Rylee with lefts, rights and a spinning kick to the side of Rylee’s face which knocks Rylee back against another corner turnbuckle. Now Valora backs up a good amount then comes charging in for a running closeline but Rylee moves!!! This time it’s Valora who crashes into the corner turnbuckle! Rylee waits as Valora stumbles out from the corner turnbuckle just as Rylee did earlier and Rylee picks up Valora GYRATE FOR ME?!!!!! (A Spinning Brainbuster)!!!!! Rylee makes the pin! ONE…..TWO…..THREE!!! NO!!! NO!!! Valora got a shoulder up! Rylee looks up at ref Jim Floss and tries to not get mad. However you can see she is fighting her urges and finally she just screams at Jim Floss over the count. She gets right up near him as he warns her to calm it down. Meanwhile Valora begins to roll towards the ring ropes and reaches up to use them to pull herself up to her feet. The fans are cheering Valora on. Finally Rylee stops arguing with the ref, turns around and sees Valora getting to her feet. Rylee nails Valora with a hard right elbow to the side of her face then a hard left elbow to that side of her face and Valora is rocked. Now Rylee grabs Valora looking to lift her up again but Valora blocks it! Instead Valora lifts Rylee up and DROPS HER BACK FIRST ACROSS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PAD!!!!! Rylee crumbles to the ring mat! Valora now hearing the chants while showing signs of hurting slowly goes outside the ring and climbs up to the top rope. She turns herself around back now facing the ring! Valora LEAPS OFF AZTEC MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! NO!!! RYLEE GOT HER KNEES UP JUST BEFORE VALORA LANDED!!!! Now both Valora and Rylee are down on their backs breathing deeply.
Jill Mathews: Wow what a battle between these two! They are literally leaving it all out there in the ring as they should be.
Vince Walters: Come on Rylee here is your chance to finish VAL off!
Jill Mathews: It’s not that simple Vince… Both Rylee and Valora are hurting; they have hit each other with all they have in this match and it has taken its toll.
Vince Walters: Well Rylee has got to dig down deep then!
Jill Mathews: Oh Vince I would love to see you become a wrestler and go through what these two have.
Vince Walters: I could if I wanted I’m buff enough and tough enough! But, I simply like my job with you just to damned much what can I say.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that totally has to be it….
Rylee rolls over and gets to her knees now MOUNTING HERSELF on top of Valora! Rylee now begins just dropping elbows to Valora with a whole lot of fury behind them! Several shots land as REF Jim Floss counts to FIVE!!! But, Rylee has still not stopped! FLOSS GRABS A HOLD OF RYLEE PULLING HER OFF VALORA!!!! He warns her about disqualifying her and how it’s her final warning. Also how he should not have to pull her off someone he’s the OFFICIAL!.... The fans cheer for Jim Floss as Rylee looks like she wants to kill Floss. But, she seems to decide not to as she turns towards the downed Valora and gets kicked right between the eyes from a left boot from Val! Now Val gets back to her feet and grabs a hold of the stunned Rylee DOWNWARD SPIRAL!!!!!!!!!!! (720 DDT)!!!!!! Valora with practically no energy left gets her left arm over Rylee’s body for the PIN!!! ONE……TWO….THREE!!! NO!!! NO!!!! Rylee got a shoulder up just in time! The fans now boo Ref Jim Floss…. Val rolls over onto her back and both ladies are down breathing deeply yet again. Valora begins to rise to her feet a bit off balance and ends up dropping to one knee for a moment. Rylee now begins to rise to her feet and now both women get to their feet at the same time! They are at the center of the ring and begin slugging it out like they did at the beginning of the match! Granted both are lacking the power they had at the beginning of the match this far into things but its a slug fest nonetheless! Rylee HEAD BUTTS VALORA right between her eyes and IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!! RYLEE then drops to a knee for a second obviously from hurting but grits her teeth getting back to her feet and CHARGING AT VALORA!!! NO!!! Valora falls down out from the corner just to her right! Rylee SMASHES INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND VALORA FROM BEHIND ROLLS HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE…….TWO…..THREE!!!!!!
DING!!!!! DING!!!
Jill Mathews: WOW what a match! So hard hitting and these two really beat the hell out of each other!
Vince Walters: Valora won? What? I swore Rylee got her shoulder up just in time!
Jill Mathews: Oh Rylee did get that left shoulder up but it was after Ref Jim Floss’s hand smacked the ring mat for three so just a little late…
Vince Walters: I dunno if I agree with you damn it…..
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by PINFALL VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valora gets to her feet as Jim Floss raises her right arm in victory then Valora drops to one knee hearing the VAL ... .VAL….VAL chants from the fans! But, Rylee has set up and PULLED OUT THAT RETRACTABLE BATON FROM HER RIGHT BOOT!!!!! SHE GETS TO HER FEET AND SMASHES THE BATON ACROSS THE BACK OF VALORA!!!!! THIS SENDS VALORA FLAT DOWN ON HER FACE!!!!
The Little Monster looks pissed! As she drops the Baton and rolls outside the ring slowly still hurting obviously. She reaches under the ring pulling a TABLE OUT! She then shoves the table over the top rope and into the ring. Rylee now rolls into the ring and sets the table up. She now goes over to Valora bringing her up to her feet and head butting her between the eyes. Rylee now grabs a hold of Valora FALL INTO RUIN!!!!!!!!!! THREW THE TABLE!!!!!! Rylee leaves Valora laying as she rolls outside of the ring hearing the huge amount of boos from the fans. She screams for them to shut up before limping back up the ramp and to the back!
Vince Walters: Well LITTLE MONSTER MIGHT NOT OF WON THE MATCH BUT BY GOD DID SHE DO A HELL OF A JOB MAKING SURE SHE WALKED OUT OF THE RING AND NOT VALORA! I love it!
Jill Mathews: I dislike it very much…. Rylee was well being one of her uh personalities I would guess THE MONSTER…..
Vince Walters: LIL Monster and THE MONSTER are my personal favorites!
Jill Mathews: Sigh… Look at our number one contender sitting up but in a clear daze what a match that ended up getting ruined after because of Rylee Ruin….
Vince Walters: Ruined? I Disagree! I thought it made the night even more impactful!
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SUDDENLY THE NEW-TRON TURNS ON! We see Jesse Styles and Johnny Stylez standing backstage with “Concerned looks on their faces' ' As the camera then catches an out cold Abbigail Dresden laying on the concrete! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse Styles: Hey uh let’s get some help over here for Abby!
Johnny Stylez: yEaH LeTs pHuckin get some help she looks like she nEEds IT!
Jesse Styles: Come on hurry up jeez….
Johnny Stylez: OH hey VALORA! dAmN bAd nIGhT huh?
Jesse Styles: Sure seems like she’s had a bad night and someone beat up her protegee…. I mean it wasn’t us of course but damn someone knocked her the F out!
Johnny Stylez: Sure as PhUcK did!
Jesse Styles: Valora don’t get up help for your friend is on the way.
Johnny Stylez: yEah SeriOusly Val… yOu are gOing to need to rEst up for next Phuckin IGNITE cause my and my cousin here are going to beat you and Roger Phucking DOWN!
Jesse Styles: You heard the man live from NEW ORLEANS at OUR FINAL IGNITE BEFORE TENSION IN TEXAS! See you there Val and we do hope your friend gets better.
Johnny Stylez: NEW ORLEANS BABY HERE WE PHUCKING COME!
With that the NEW-TRON Goes BLANK and we see Valora rolling her body out of the ring and trying to walk up the ramp as fast as she can to go check on Abigail. THE NEW IGNITE LOGO THEN FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AS WE GO TO A REPLAY OF THE NIGHTS EVENTS!!!!
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THE NEW IGNITE LOGO FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AS WE GO LIVE INSIDE THE MID-SOUTH COLISEUM! A sold out crowd is on hand to witness the latest IGNITE and the fans are loudly cheering. The N.E.W chants break out!
The camera zooms in on a packed arena, the crowd buzzing with excitement as pyrotechnics explode, creating a spectacular display of lights and colors. The atmosphere is charged with energy, and the roar of the fans is deafening. The New Edge Wrestling logo shines brightly on the big screen, marking the beginning of a thrilling night of action.]
Jill Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest show in town, New Edge Wrestling's IGNITE, LIVE FROM MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE! I'm Jill Matthews, and joining me is the one and only Vince Walters. Vince, it's going to be a wild night!
Vince Walters: You bet, Jill! Ignite is where the action is, where the sparks fly, and where the mayhem unfolds! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, folks!
Jill Matthews: This very special episode of IGNITE is brought to you live by StarCross! Manifest Your Reality.
Vince Walters: What does that even MEAN?!
Jill Matthews: I don’t know Vince, I just get paid to read what’s on the show memo.
Vince Walters: Since when do we have show memos?
Jill Matthews: Since forever but that explains so much, but we can talk about why you don’t know that and still get paid more than me later! We’ve got a great show for you tonight folks!!! Kicking things off, we've got an explosive Triple Threat match! Abbigail Dresden takes on River Rose and Roger Wright in a contest that's bound to set the tone for the entire night.
Vince Walters: Triple Threat, baby! It's like a tornado of chaos in that ring. I can't wait to see who comes out on top!
Jill Matthews: And up next, we have TJ Alexander facing off against Raven Nyx in what promises to be a high-octane showdown. The winner? They're gunning for a future Battleborn title shot!
Vince Walters: Battleborn title shot, huh? That's like winning the lottery, Jill! These two are gonna tear each other apart for that golden opportunity.
Jill Matthews: Brace yourselves, folks, because Justice Cross goes head-to-head with Priscilla White in a No Disqualification match. Anything goes, and I mean anything!
Vince Walters: No DQ! That's my kind of match. I hope they bring some steel chairs, maybe a table or two. Let the carnage begin!
[Jill raises an eyebrow at Vince's enthusiasm, but they continue down the lineup.]
Jill Matthews: Following that, we've got Omar Azure squaring off against Bianca Davis. Two powerhouses colliding in the ring, which promises to be an interesting match to say the least!
Vince Walters: Interesting is an understatement! Powerhouse showdown, Jill?! You need to tell me what you’ve been smoking tonight because I need some of that, STAT! This one's gonna shake the foundations of Ignite for sure!
Jill Matthews: Josh Cole takes on Scotty Adams in a bout that promises lightning-fast action and heart-stopping moments. These two are ready to leave it all in the ring! After that It's newcomer vs veteran as Blair Buchannan goes toe-to-toe with Ailyn Ruin, both in need of a win for different reasons tonight.
Vince Walters: I don’t know much about Ailyn except I think her last name is Darrington now, but Blair’s been kind of a snooze fest ever since the return. I'll bring the popcorn, sounds riveting!
[The anticipation peaks as the commentators reach the penultimate match of the evening.]
Jill Matthews: In a non-title match, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez faces off against Bia. Can Bia prove herself against the champ, or will Stylez show her why he’s at the top?
Vince Walters: Non-title, but still a chance for Stylez to make a statement. Bia better be on her A-game; as everybody knows, the Champ is no pushover!
[The crowd roars in anticipation as Jill and Vince prepare to announce the Main Event.]
Jill Matthews: And the moment we've all been waiting for – the Main Event! Valora Salinas takes on Rylee Ruin in a battle that could redefine the landscape of New Edge Wrestling!
Vince Walters: Salinas vs. Ruin! This is gonna be a showdown for the ages, Jill. I can feel the sparks flying already!
Jill Matthews: That’s probably just the neurosyphilis but anyway I'm getting word that we’re about to get a special announcement right now so let's turn our attention to the all new, state of the art NEW-TRON, powered by StarCross.
Vince Walters (mocking): Maniiiiifwest ur ReaLiiiiTEEEEEEEeeeee
The camera pans over to the stage where right above the gorilla sits the all new NEW-TRON: one gigantic screen in the center surrounded by a bunch of small screens all playing iconic moments from NEW history. Two other screens sit up higher, one to the far left of the stage and one to the far right of the stage, both surrounded by vintage 80’s / 90’s looking TV sets that are also playing highlights from NEW over the years. All of a sudden all of the screens, large and small, cut to static for a minute and then switch to black before the NEW logo fades in for a moment and then fades away. The screens then light up with footage of NEW Heavyweight Champion LA Johnny Stylez demolishing the rehabilitation center for troubled former female stars that Blair Buchannan famously went to known as The Ranch. The camera zooms in on the maniacal expression on Johnny’s face as the property goes up in flames. The scene then cuts to last week’s Ignite Main Event, specifically each shot where Johnny repeatedly attacks Blair Buchannan’s head and then right after the match where he is about to put a concussed Blair Buchannan through a table before once again freezing and doing an extreme close up (and possibly photoshopped) shot of Johnny’s demented looking facial expression. He looks absolutely insane, but at the same time seems to be deriving pleasure from the cruel and sadistic nature of his actions like some DC villain. With the image stuck on the screen, we hear a gorgeous sounding woman with a Southern accent doing a voice over that echoes throughout the arena.
Voice Over: “Dangerous things happen when we don’t take care of our mental health and personal well being. Scary things. Even borderline psychotic things…”
The scene then cuts to a shot of Blair Buchannan from the waist up in an all white room, dressed in a tight white baby-tee shirt that leaves her toned abs exposed, and a pair of low rise blue jeans that hug her curvy figure. Her long auburn hair is down in loose waves that cascade over her shoulders and some of it is swept over one eye. With very little, natural makeup on and all of the bright white around her, the toned down appearance mixed with the soothing piano playing in the background makes the whole scene seem very..well…angelic.
Blair Buchannan: “But at their Malibu retreat, The Ranch helped me see that not prioritizing my mental health was causing me to make, at least three, very unwise decisions. Well, four if you count that drummer in Vegas but that was annulled after 73 hours.”
Blair bites her bottom lip and looks up, making an expression like 'oopsie!' before shrugging and turning to the side. The scene then cuts to a different angle, where Blair is now walking while speaking. It’s very reminiscent of a commercial advertising a medication that comes with a list of side effects, making whatever ailment you had in the first place not seem so bad in comparison.
Blair Buchannan: “The work they do at The Ranch helped me see that all of my awful behavior stemmed from feeling insecure in myself, and powerless in a world where I thought the only thing that made me valuable was my gorgeous face, this rockin hot bod, two great tits that cost more than a down payment on a condo in Beverly Hills, my condo in Beverly Hills, or the expensive clothes, shoes, and jewelry I stuffed it’s closets with.”
Blair turns to the side again, and again the camera angle changes to face her from the front. Only this time, she’s somehow cradling a white kitten in her arms like a baby.
Blair Buchannan: “...and although The Ranch, powered by the good people at StarCross, has locations all over the country and some in Switzerland, people who aren’t beautiful rich celebrities like me might not have the resources available or the ability to go off the grid for a year and stay at a luxury wellness retreat.”
Once more, Blair turns to the side and the camera angle changes as well. Only this time, she’s now holding a little black baby swaddled in a white blanket.
Blair Buchannan: “That’s why I decided to partner with The Ranch to create an all new mobile wellness app called Be: By Blair Buchannan. On the ‘Be,’ app you’ll be able to…”
The shot then changes to b-roll scenes of Blair doing various actions in the all white room, accompanied by a voice over of her listing the different features of the app.
Voice Over: “...follow along to guided meditation…”
[shot of Blair sitting criss cross applesauce on a bamboo mat with the phone right next to her.]
Phone:”You are the architect of your own destiny…”
Blair: “I am the architect of my own destiny…”
Voice Over: “...get fit with hand picked personal trainers!...”
[Shot of Blair bent over on a yoga mat with her palms and feet planted firmly on the ground while her ass is sticking up high in the air, and a voice coming from the phone.]
Phone: “Great Downward Facing Dog, Blair! Your form is really improving.”
Voice Over: “...and even access to licensed therapists!”
[shot of Blair sitting on her sofa holding up her phone while video chatting with a dude in a white lab coat.]
Phone: “...and how does that make you feel?”
Blair: “Like maybe I shouldn’t cut people out of my life just because they use 3 in 1 Shampoo, Conditioner, and Body Wash?”
Phone: “...and that’s what we in therapy call, a breakthrough! That’s all the time we have for today. Same time next week?”
[Blair and the person on the screen both smile wide and give each other a thumbs up.The scene then switches back to the original setting of Blair in the white room talking to the camera.]
Blair Buchannan: “..and that’s just the FREE version! When you sign up for A premium subscription to be, you get access to things like investment tips, DNA based genealogy and family tree mapping, and the chance to attend location specific members only events! So don’t wait, download the app and prioritize yourself today! Be Bold, Be Inspired, Be YOU! Be: By Blair Buchannan…powered by StarCross!”
Back at ringside, both Vince and Jill are left speechless.Jill holds up a finger and looks like she’s about to say something but apparently decides against it, instead just crossing her arms over her chest and leaning back in her chair. Vince kind of squints and cocks his head to the side.
Jill Matthews: “.....huh. That was Blair Buchannan, everybody. Stylistic choices aside, I actually have downloaded and used the app and it is full of very good content and resources so I highly suggest everybody check it out.”
Vince Walters: “..what the fu-..”
The arena is plunged into darkness as a captivating melody, the theme music "Disco at the Strip Club" by Reve, begins to echo through the speakers. A swell of violins builds anticipation, as one huge spotlight is trained on the stage, piercing through the darkness. As the enchanting mid-tempo electronic dance song evolves, the crowd's excitement intensifies. Suddenly, two long lines of men, all dressed as various versions of the iconic Elvis Presley, make their way down the ramp. Dressed in glittering costumes and perfectly styled hair, they line both sides of the ramp, creating a living aisle of Rock & Roll Royalty. The nod to a Memphis legend earns a huge pop from the crowd.
So I sit shotgun in a Chevrolet
Headin' to a different type of LA
Where the girls all smell like creme brulée
(and the champagne's free if you pay to play)
Where the boys post up and they spend a wage
Of a hard week's work on a fantasy
Where the dream don't die and you can escape, yeah
Forever & Ever
The arena is then bathed in lavender light and a curtain of silver sparks begin showering from the back of the stage as the chorus kicks in and the stage opens up. Rising from beneath the open stage is a colossal white Imperial Venus seashell that’s opened up to reveal Blair Buchannan standing in the center, emulating the iconic Birth of Venus painting. Clad in a long white silk sheet, held delicately over her chest, Blair sports a pair of striking pearlescent white patent leather slingback stilettos that accentuate her elegant presence. Her hair, done up high and flowing down her back with a signature sweep over one eye, and her makeup–dramatic eyeliner and a soft natural lip, pays homage to Priscilla Presley. She looks triumphant, like a soldier gone to war who just returned home. It was clear she was very happy to be back in N.E.W and from the crowd’s response, the feeling was mutual.
Fly with your tainted wings of a dove
Give into sin and stay fallin' up
Whatever you do don't go fallin' in love
Dancin' to Disco at the strip club
As the chorus reaches its peak, Blair is assisted by one of the Elvis impersonators out of the shell. She gracefully steps down the ramp, using the backs of the other Elvis impersonators, now on their hands and knees, as her regal pathway. At the end of the ramp, she is gently helped to ringside, up the steps, and inside the ring by another Elvis impersonator holding the ropes for her. Once inside the ring, Blair presses her hands to her lips, blowing a kiss to the camera at ringside.
Simultaneously, sparklers shoot out of each ring post, creating a dazzling display of lights. With one finger pointed in the air, Blair strikes a pose, basking in the adoration of the thunderous applause from the electrified crowd. A crew member hands Blair a microphone, and as her music gradually dies down, Blair takes a moment to absorb the atmosphere. The arena is filled with anticipation as Blair, with a captivating smile, begins to speak, her ultra feminine voice with a hint of that Southern accent resonating with the charisma and presence that have defined her over a decade in New Edge Wrestling.
Blair Buchannan: “Wow is all that noise for me, or for these boys dressed up like Elvis?”
She pauses again and giggles as the crowd goes wild.
Blair Buchannan: “You know…when I found out we were going to be coming down here to Memphis, I knew I wanted to do something flashy to honor of course The King himself, but also the beautiful Priscilla Presley. But the more I started researching her, the more I began to see parallels in our stories…you know…two style icons who branched out and became iconic on their own after stepping out of the shadows of their ex husbands. Of course, Priscilla had to wait for a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich to take out her ex before getting her moment in the sun while I’m…decidedly less patient…even if that does mean working in the same company my ex husband Johnny just loves to terrorize.”
There’s thunderous uproar in boos at the mention of Johnny’s name, in support of Blair. But Blair holds up her finger and wiggles it from side to side.
Blair Buchannan: “No no no, we’re not doing that tonight. I’m not here to bash my ex husband because, you know what? I can’t even be mad at him. I mean, look…yes he destroyed the wellness center I attended that means so much to me…but, at least he rebuilt it..and though it might have been done as a joke to poke fun at me and Bia…He and Jesse did build that shelter for battered women, so at the end of the day they did do something good and that’s all that really matters…Johnny Stylez is not a bad person. He just does some pretty horrible things. But when you think about it, and the kind of life that man has had…the number of people who have turned on him, myself included…who could blame him? Johnny, like a lot of people out there, never told him that he deserved good things, or that he could do whatever he wanted in this life if he put his mind to it…that he mattered…how empty their lives would be if he wasn’t there. That he was deserving of love…I mean, hell, I was his wife and I never told him those things. On top of the list of all the people who let him down is me…and that's my bad..and so in front of all these people, and the world, let me just say that Johnny Stylez if you’re watching this, I am sorry for letting you down and contributing to the person you have become...and even though we’re over, know that I do love you and regardless of everything we put each other through, I know that a part of me always will.”
Blair Buchannan: “The truth is, I came back here with a renewed spirit. My time at The Ranch made me want to live a more authentic life, and part of that authenticity to me meant that I was going to cut through the bullshit that has gone on in this company for far too long. Because speaking as someone who has been on the other side of things,trust me, there is a lot of it. But If i’m going to expose other people and their truths, to hold them accountable, then I have to expose mine as well. Because the truth is, I haven’t exactly been an angel either.”
Vince Walters: “No kidding! I kinda miss the old Blair actually.”
Jill Matthews: “Shut up, Vince, she’s trying to make a point!”
Vince Walters: Well I wish she’d get to it already..
Blair Buchannan: “Since I first stepped foot in N.E.W, I have been nothing but a self centered, self important, nauseatingly self obsessed brat who would do whatever, screw whoever…”
Vince Walters: “YEAH!!!!”
Blair Buchannan: “...and hurt anybody to get what I wanted. Honestly, when I think back about the person I was, it makes me sick. That’s why I can stand here and say, I really can’t blame Johnny for what he’s said about me. I’m sure it must have been hard to be in love with a person who was too distracted by their own reflection in the mirror to hear a word you say…but that’s all in the past, that’s the old BB…the NEW BB is here and she is going to be a Champion for the truth, so that New Edge Wrestling can go from being a corrupt hotbed of just the ickiest behavior, to a place where the greatest in the WORLD come to compete in a company that fans from across the globe plan their schedules around tuning in because they know that New Edge Wrestling is not just the best in sports entertainment but the STANDARD of Sports Entertainment…and how, exactly am I going to do that you might ask? Well, I figured that Tension In Texas would be a good place to start…because over the Holidays, I received a very special gift from Santa Claus...and that gift is that I, Blair Buchannan, will be competing for the chance to be the SIX TIME NEW EDGE WRESTLING TRANSATLANTIC CHAMPION AT TENSION IN TEXAS!!! So all of yall back there who’ve been doing your dirty deeds in the dark. Get ready. Because…”
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Blair tosses her microphoneto the ring announcer before pressing her palm to her lips and blowing the crowd a kiss once more as her music hits.
Vince Walters: “Woah!!!”
Jill Matthews: “and a bombshell announcement from Blair Buchannan, five time and now, come Tension In Texas, potentially six time Trans Atlantic Champion “
The scene fades out.
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Opening Match
Triple Threat
Jill Mathews: Well Vince here we are from Memphis for another edition of Ignite and I am excited!
Vince Walters: Yes, Jill I am excited as well. Quite the eight match card we have here tonight.
Jill Mathews: It is indeed and we are about to get to an exciting opening contest!
Vince Walters: That’s right in fact the fan favorite River Rose Riley has just made her entrance and is now in the ring awaiting her opponents in this triple threat match up.
Jill Mathews: This is going to be a very interesting opening match. We got a rookie who’s been trained by Valora, a former navy seal who has shown how quick she can adapt to this style and of course the SIX time NEW World Champion Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: FORMER Six time World Champ Roger Wright get it right!
Jill Mathews: Oh excuse the hell out of me…
Vince Walters: You are excused.
Tom Davis: First having already made her way down to the ring she is RIVER ROSE RILEY!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: She looks ready as always. A very impressive wrestler thus far for New Edge since it’s reopened.
Vince Walters: Yeah she’s alright.
The cameras shift to the top of the entrance as ROGER WRIGHT walks out to no music and pretty much a blank facial expression. The fans give him a good reaction… Not a huge one like he used to get but a good one nonetheless. Roger slowly makes his way down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope inside the ring.
Tom Davis: Now having made his way to the ring from Webberville Texas he is a former Six Time NEW World Champion ROGER WRIGHT!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Listen to these morons still cheering a guy who cares literally about no one!
Jill Mathews: Well he does seem rather different lately but regardless he is Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: He is an asshole that’s what he is after what he did to our boss Jesse last IGNITE he shouldn’t even be on this card but Jesse bless his heart gave him an opening match…..
Give it a Go’ by Timbaland feat. Veronica plays over the PA and Abbigail is seen coming out from the backstage area, wearing a Swansea Hoodie and shorts as she pauses at the top of the entryway and then takes a moment to survey the crowd before breaking into her version of the Dakota Goyo dance.As she dances and makes her way towards the ring, the crowd cheers and claps along with her. As she reaches ringside, she high fives a few fans before climbing into the ring and hops up onto the Ring apron before slingshotting herself over the ropes and rolling up to her feet throwing a few punches before throwing a final punch and posing for a few seconds. She then removes her hoodie revealing her Swansea soccer jersey as she prepares for the coming fight.
Tom Davis: And, having made her way to the ring making her N.E.W debut from Swansea Wales. Here is ABBIGAIL DRESDEN!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Not a bad ovation for the 17 year old!
Vince Walters: Seventeen… We have a sixteen year old and a seventeen year old in this wrestling company now… How does this happen?
Jill Mathews: When you have the talent you have the talent and despite age it can take you far as proof with Abbigial there.
DING!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Well the bell has rang for this triple threat match and look at Roger Wright just kind of leaning against a corner turnbuckle hanging back what a coward!
Jill Mathews: I wouldn’t ever call Roger a coward… But, River and Dresden are going to the center of the ring, both ladies looking ready to throw hands.
Vince Walters: Roger Wright is a damned coward I stand by my statement!
River and Dresden begin slugging it out in the middle of the ring, neither giving an inch for a few moments until River gets a stiff kick in hitting Dresden right on her left knee cap. This caused Dresden to back up a little and River dropped her with a running close line. Roger finally actually seemed to pay attention and with a full head of steam DRILLED River with a running big boot right between her eyes. River went down hard and looked out of it early on! Roger decided to make a pin attempt! One….Two…NO! Dresden broke up the count with a flipping leg drop across the back of Rogers neck!!! Dresden then gets back to her feet as she sees Roger roll over onto his back and River sit up. When River sat up Dresden bounced off the ring ropes and drilled River in her face with a leaping double front kick. River is now back down on her back again seeming dazed. Meanwhile Roger is back to his feet turning Dresden around who was looking down at River and Roger knees her in her gut then picks her up FALL AWAY SLAM! This sent Dresden far across to the other side of the ring. Roger then stands in the middle of the ring with a pretty much blank expression across his face as the fans do cheer but again not the classic Roger type of cheer.
Vince Walters: Look at the smug SOB! He thinks he is the gift to wrestling and he’s not!
Jill Mathews: Easy there Vince remember that blood pressure of yours.
Vince Walters: Woman I have no blood pressure problem!
Jill Mathews: We all know that’s a lie but whatever you need to tell yourself…. But, regarding the match we have witnessed thus far it’s been pretty back and forth between Roger and Dresden. But, River seemed to get rocked early and just hasn’t been able to recover.
Vince Walters: Yeah she seems a little out of it for sure. And, you know what I do not appreciate you spreading lies about me one damned bit!
Jill Mathews: Oh bless your heart you actually think I’m lying….
Roger Wright brings River to her feet while Dresden is down across the ring. Roger kicks River hard in her gut and then POWER BOMBS HER TO THE MAT!!! Roger now looks down at River with that blank look across his face and while he’s doing that Dresden is getting back to her feet. Dresden comes up behind Roger Wright turning him around and JAW BREAKER drops Roger to the ring mat! Now Dresden see’s the out of it River as she forces River to her feet and PELE KICK TO RIVER!!!!! Dresden with the pin attempt! ONE….TWO…NO!! Roger breaks up the count with a running knee to the side of Dresden’s head! Abbigail is now down on the mat while Roger reaches down bringing a rocked River back to her feet yet again and goes for a short arm close line but River ducks it! Roger turns around quickly but is met by a SPINNING HEEL KICK from River. Roger is back down on the mat as River, still with that far off look in her eyes has finally got some offense in. Now she waits as Dresden comes to her feet and River connects with a left, a right and then goes for a spinning elbow but Dresden ducked under it! Now River turned towards Dresden DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!! Dresden however did not go for the PIN NO SHE heard the fans chanting her name and decided to PUT HER ARMS UP in the air to get an even bigger response from the fans!
Jill Mathews: Oh my Abbigail I dunno about doing that right now with the opponents you are facing.
Vince Walters: She’s pandering to these idiots…. Very rookie move right there.
Jill Mathews: I mean I get it she’s caught up in the moment and these fans seem to really be enjoying her effort out there but at the same time you gotta stay focused.
Vince Walters: Yeah well right now she is not doing that and freaking Roger Wright is getting back to his feet….
Jill Mathews: Meanwhile River has rolled over near the ring ropes and is trying to use them to get to her feet.
Vince Walters: DAMN IT ROGER TURNED DRESDEN AROUND AND BELLY TO BELLY Suplex INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! Her back hit that top turnbuckle hard.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that for sure had to hurt and an impressive move by Roger Wright.
Vince Walters: And, listen to our “fans” cheering for him after that it makes me sick!
River has now managed to pull herself up to her feet with help from the ring ropes and Rogers focus was on bringing Dresden out from the corner and to her feet. He grabs a hold of Dresden now after having brought her to her feet and HEAD BUTTS HER RIGHT BETWEEN HER EYES! Dresden drops to the mat rolling onto her side looking a bit out of it. The fans actually had a few boos directed towards Roger because of that. Meanwhile River Rose Riley was standing and waiting for Roger to turn around and as he did she nailed him with a spinning elbow to the side of his face. Roger dropped to one knee and River then hit him with a super kick to the side of his face dropping him to the mat! River however then dropped to one knee obviously still rocked. This gave time for Roger to get back to his feet as River fully got back to hers again but Roger ducked a running close line attempt from River and as soon as she turned around WRIGHT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just as Roger stumbles around for a second HERE COMES DRESDEN DROP KICKING HIM FROM BEHIND KNOCKING ROGER OUT OF THE RING!!!! ABBIGAIL MAKES THE PIN ON RIVER!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!! DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall ABBIGAIL DRESDEN!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: HA! I LOVE IT! Roger put River down but got knocked out of the ring and Dresden made the pinfall on River! I mean I’m not the biggest fan of Dresden but screw Roger Wright!
Jill Mathews: Wow what a sequence of events there! Roger hit the wright stuff but then Abbigail took advantage with that drop kick to his back knocking him outside the ring and pinning River Rose.
Vince Walters: Kind of what I already said Jill just saying…
Jill Mathews: No… I gave the people a much better detailed version. Your version was mostly screw Roger Wright and blah blah.
Vince Walters: Hilarious….
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“BUSINESS MEETING”
Vince Walters: JILL!...JILL!!! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
Jill Walters: Time to hire a new color commentator who is literally anyone else? I mean at this point I wouldn’t be shocked if speaking English is even a requirement!
Vince Walters: No psycho hosebeast! It is time for our MONTHLY BUSINESS MEETING!
Jill Matthews: Business meeting?...OHH NO! Really? But IGNITE has gotten off to it’s best start yet and why ruin a good thing?
Vince Walters: BITE YOUR TONGUE YA BACK ALLEY SALLY! The very people you have so much disdain for are the reason you are once again gainfully employed, have you no decency?
Jill Matthews: Just to be clear we are referring to the recently reincarnated “BUSINESS” right? Which at present count Jesse Styles and that horrid cousin of his who presently lays claim to the NEW Championship and you are going to question me about decency?
Vince Walters: You…you don’t understand!
Jill Matthews: Understand what? That two of the most power drunk assholes in the history of this company, perhaps even the actual BUSINESS itself, want to take the IRON FIST hands on approach to guiding New Edge into the future, which is playing the long game this time. Thinking further ahead than we used to…Good move I like it, even respect it. But one thing that New Edge Wrestling needs right now more than it ever has is an ACTUAL LEADER! Someone who can guide NEW into a prominent future without so much backstabbing, destruction, and violence!
Vince Walters: If that’s what you want missy, read the BIBLE, but here in the real world you don’t get to the prominent future without all that messy shit! You can’t make toast without breaking a few eggs am I right?...Wait no, that’s not right…It’s your egg…
Jill Matthews: OMELET!
VInce Walters: No thanks I had a burger and the rest of the candy you had next to your purse!
Jill Matthews: NO ASSHOLE! You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs…And if you seriously ate all my candy you sir can expect one serious kick in the dick before our time here is through!
Vince Walters: Well whatever to hell with the breakfast analogies, WE ALREADY HAVE TWO LEADERS and they are the greatest ones we have ever had!
Jill Matthews: That’s debatable!
Vince Walters: OK, fine…Who at present stands in better position to take on the responsibility of being the leader of the entire locker room? Who commands respect and fear? Who has proven to be more than just talk? That has been in the big situations as well as the small ones and still walks out with the W one way or the other? GO ahead we will wait…Actually no we won’t cause….THEY’RE HERE THEY’RE HERE…THEY’RE FINALLY HERE!!!
Jill Matthews: Settle down Vince, you know what happens when you get too excited!
Vince Walters: WHAT?...THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND IT WAS ONLY TWICE!!
Jill Matthews: It was last month, and just that time it actually happened three times! I’m not going to argue with you…just…YOU’vE BEEN WARNED!!
“Someone Anyone” by Anberlin blares over the PA system as every ass leaves their seat and all attention is diverted towards the entrance ramp where we see the two most powerful men in New Edge Wrestling making their way out into the arena. Jesse Styles dressed in a fresh tailored black and grey pin striped suit. His arm is still in the black sling and the look on his face is anything but happy…Actually he looks PISSED…and yes more so than usual!
Then about a half a step behind him, the NEW EDGE WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD comes out wearing a baggy pair of black cargo shorts. There is a large silver chain running from his back pocket to his front. He is wearing a brand new
“NEW EDGE BATTERED WOMEN’S SHELTER”
Tshirt. Plastered across his face as always is that arrogant smirk, and high in the air is of course the tangible piece of proof that HE is indeed fact YOUR SUPERIOR, the NEW WOrld Heavyweight TItle shines bright in the spotlights as the two stand for a moment to soak in the crowd reception which is anything but warm…Actually it sounds like this here…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We see Johnny ask Jesse if he hears it and Jesse rolls his eyes and begins making his way toward the ring. Johnny as always stops along the way and grabs a sign from one of the fans in the front row and holds it up so EVERYONE CAN SEE, as it reads
!!!YOU CAN “BIA NOBODY” AND STILL GET THE BUSINESS!!!
Johnny then returns the sign to the fan, as he then quickly catches up to his cousin who has all but made his way in the ring. Johnny slides in the ring underneath the bottom rope and immediately pops up making sure his cousin’s shoulder was OK after stepping through the second rope. Jesse uses his free arm to slightly clutch his shoulder wincing in pain, but then immediately assures Johnny “He’s GooD!” Johnny offers to get the mic from Tom Davis as Jesse holds his hand up informing Johnny that won’t be necessary as he removes his own NEW mic from his sling.
Jesse smirks as he holds the mic up to his lips and before he can utter a single word the volume of Boo’s somehow gets MUCH MUCH LOUDER, as the mild aggravation on Jesse’s face boils over in front of our very eyes as he doesn’t even wait for the fans to simmer down. Clearly the boss has had his fill and he aint putin up with none of this Memphis Tennessee BULLSHIT!!!
Jesse Styles: Seriously? Where do you MORONZ get off BOOING US? What have I ever done to you people outside of bringing you THE STANDARD in PRO WRESTLING for over a decade? So you don’t agree with my methods, I guess that’s fair, but when you consider that my methods have rendered OUTSTANDING RESULTS time and time again in my unprofessional opinion that kinda takes fair off the table wouldn’t you say John?
Johnny Stylez puts his black thick rimmed Ray Ban sunglasses on as he nods and agrees with his cousin's very true statement.
Jesse Styles: But see that is kind of why we are out here! Apparently there are some things about this new New Edge that everyone needs to understand. But before we get into all of that I need all of you. From the nosebleed section all the way to the jobber locker room I need you to all wrap your brains around the simple fact that yes while indeed this is a new day, hell a NEW ERA, BRAND NEW FUCKING CHAPTER in the history book of New Edge Wrestling, but that is not to say that the old has been put away and forgotten. There are some rules that applied then just as much as they do now and probably will forever. It’s kinda what makes us…US, yall with me?
JESSE SUX
JESSE SUX
JESSE SUX
Johnny motions for his cousin to “EAR MUFF IT” when Jesse’s eyes dart down at his sling, Johnny smirks as he goes to assist his cousin but Jesse holds his hand up, telling Johnny it isn’t necessary!
Jesse Styles: HAHA YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! But not to get too far off topic here the main thing you all need to realize is that under normal circumstances you ever put your hands on me…OR THE CHAMP and well that’s on any normal day just fucking ASKING FOR IT! But if you have the audacity to come down while we are doing what we do out here and stick your nose where it doesn’t belong and then put your hands where they damn sure don’t belong and you attack a member of the NEW’s HIGH SOCIETY known as THE BUSINESS, well then mother fucker I don’t wanna hear a single tear drop hit the ground when in return that is all you GET…IS THE BUSINESS! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE FIRST MATTER OF BUSINESS we need to attend to before anymore of the best wrestling action in the world gets underway…SO ROGER WRIGHT! MOUTH CLOSED EARS OPEN ASSHOLE because this next bit here has EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU! Last weekend when you attacked me in the very same fashion you tried to shame both Johnny and I for doing, by attacking me FROM BEHIND like the COWARD YOU ARE, and you recklessly suplexed me through my own announce table! Well Roger I would like to say I’m surprised but I’m not, if this is the kind of behavior we can expect from you going forward I am going to strongly suggest the NEW locker room continue their search for a leader, because you aren’t that Roger and haven’t been for a very long time, the sad thing is I think we have both realized it at the same time. Too bad you also didn’t realize that I am not an IN RING TALENT! I’m YOUR BOSS DUMB ASS and you can’t put me in DANGER like I was “one of the boys'' which I have no problem being that's what I have always been at heart and that is what I will always be…But facts are facts and this empire RUNS because I GET UP EVERY GOT DAMN DAY AND SEE THAT IT’S RAN! So to make sure you don’t forget that anytime soon let it be known from this moment forward ANY AND EVERY TIME you lay one of your grubby fingers on me it will result in a fine of
~$~ 20,000 ~$~
I have no problem kicking your ass, between myself and Johnny we have gotten really good at it! But only in the ring, unless we are across the ring from one another you will pay me the respect I am due as your boss and if you can’t bring yourself to follow this simple rule well then you will be able to tell everyone first hand, what it COSTS TO CROSS THE BOSS…GOT ME ASSHOLE?
Jesse briefly pauses as this lively Memphis crowd roars
WE WANT ROGER
WE WANT ROGER
WE WANT ROGER
Jesse Styles: To what? Come down here to make it look like he is up to the fight only to let you all down AGAIN? I mean did he not just do that in the opening match that we just had? That is your hero? That is the man most of you would chose as the leader of the NEW locker room? ANd you people boo me when I tell you YOU’RE STUPID! Sorry people, but like I was saying this is a new era of New Edge and this is an entirely new BUSINESS you are dealing with. The same original principle behind the original group, only MEMBERSHIP is going to be a bit more exclusive then it was the last time we tried to run this deal! And by that I obviously mean less Hunter Valentynes and Roger Wrights to eventually render the stock fucking worthless! Interfering with our guidance of this roster will result in the most severe consequences. SO you want to fancy yourself a leader, Roger? Well tonight you will get that chance because you will be able to merely live as an example of what happens when you make the mistake of crossing the PEOPLE everyone and their MAMA knows better than to! I dunno if your suicidal or what Roger, but reall…
Voice: JESSE! Sorry lemme just stop you right there, because you claim to be a man of the people and well not ten seconds ago they were telling you what they wanted…And well since you aren’t going to give it to them, someone has to! HOW WE DOING TONIGHT MEMPHIS?
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
RO-GER WRIGHT
Jill Matthews: HE’s HERE! Or, well back out here again tonight! I’ll be the first to admit there is something different about Roger this time around. This isn’t the first time he has tried to change, but this time I think he may have just pulled it off! And well NEW really could use a leader and a Roger Wright rejuvenated Roger Wright will get my vote ten times outta ten!
Vince Walters: THE MAN IS A DISGRACE! EMPTY PROMISES AND IDLE THREATS! HE IS THE WORST! ANd look at our owner’s face the fact that this ass had the nerve to interrupt our great leader while he was in the middle of LEADING is an OFFENSE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, if we were in WONDERLAND his head would have been left his shoulders!
Jill Matthews: ANd while at times it may seem like it..WE ARE NOT IN WONDERLAND!
Vince Walters: RIGHT, we are in reality where Roger was to punch our beloved OWNER four times would cost him a HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! That’s almost what Molly Mayhem paid, what's his face…to OUCH! WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME?
Jill Matthews: KAYFABE MORON!!!
Vince Walters: YOU’RE A KAYFABE MORON!!!!
Roger Wright then suddenly appears at the center of the entrance ramp. He has a pair of gray dress slacks a white button down Oxford shirt, and a dark gray sports coat that he has removed and dropped at his feet at the center of the entrance ramp like he was the ole NATURE BOY HIMSELF! The fans let out a huge roar as we see Roger remove his rolex and begin rolling up his sleeves. Johnny, outraged by Roger’s audacity, grabs the mic from his cousin and presses it to his lips.
LA Johnny Stylez: WOAH GOLDEN BITCH, I see you up there thinking about making a few unwise BUSINESS decisions! The question you gotta ask yourself is…Is it really worth it? At best you owe Jesse your entire paycheck for the night and the worst case scenario is we do what we always wind up doing with you and we take turns kicking the PHUCK OUT OF YOU ON LIVE TV!
Roger Wright: Unwise business decision? Ohh you mean like ever agreeing to join your slap ass stable back in the day? ANd as far as my financials are concerned Johnny, please I assure you your concern is very much misplaced because well the money I made from selling my share of OPW before you went belly up I threw into a little fund that has netted me quite the return since my initial investment, and if you are asking me if it’s worth $20,000 to punch Jesse Styles in his stupid face on live TV, I don’t think I’m the only one within a five mail radius that isn’t thinkin…HELL YEAH IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY!! Because one way or another before you two leave here tonight you and everyone else in New Edge Wrestling will know that getting on my bad side comes with it’s own set of consequences, and if any of these new kids in the back are actually cowering over your bitch moves you call threats maybe tonight they see that all you have to do is push back when pushed and then see for themselves what I finally learned which is the proper way to deal with a BULLY is to force feed them just a taste of their own medicine! Of course this is just my working theory, guess it’s up to the scientific method now gentlemen!!!
As Roger started speaking he began making his way to the bottom of the entrance ramp, and as he says that final line he drops the mic and takes off running towards the ring. The fans are all on their feet and have the arena damn near shaking by the time Roger makes it down to the ring. SLiding in underneath the bottom rope. Johnny tells Jesse to stand back and so when Roger pops up on his feet Johnny tries to take Roger’s head off with the NEW CHampionship, but Roger ducks the wild shot, and by the time Johnny spins around Roger pops up and outta freakin NO WHERE…
Jill Matthews: WRIGHT STUFF! WRIGHT STUFF TO THE NEW CHAMPION LISTEN TO THESE FANS! I CAN LITERALLY FEEL THE WALLS VIBRATING!!!
Vince Walters: If by the walls you mean that big black thing sticking out of your purse you might wanna check it because D batteries are a bitch to find after hours…ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!
Jesse then comes in and slams his dress shoe right into Roger’s head. Jesse then is able to land a few blows with his good hand dropping Roger to one knee, Roger explodes up shoving Jesse into the turnbuckles on the far right side of the ring. ROger then wraps his hands around Jesse’s shirt as Jesse is heard pleading with Roger telling him the cost of hitting him has actually just gone up to
~$~ 25,000 ~$~
Roger curls his free hand into a fist and holds it up asking the crowd if it’s worth it. The crowd responds in kind as they let out a massive pop. Roger with a glimmer in his eye holds Jesse and slams his fist right into his cheek as the crowd roars in approval. Roger goes to rare back for the $50,000 dollar shot but before he can land the blow Johnny chop blocks his knee before he is able to land the punch. Roger clutches at his knee as Johnny grabs Roger and pulls him more towards the center of the ring and then locks him in position for a Russian leg sweep, but waits for Jesse as Jesse throws his sling off, grabs the ropes and then slams his foot into the canvas once, no twice before coming flying out of the corner blasting ROGER WRIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A
Vince Walters: HYPE KICK SUCKAAAAAAA!!!!
Jill Matthews: No one says sucka anymore HARLEM HEAT!!!
As Jesse’s foot slams into Roger’s chin Johnny forces Roger back down onto the canvas with the side RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP…Jesse helps his cousin up and they both start putting the boots to the 6x NEW CHAMPION! But before the audience can implode into full blown boos suddenly their cheers go from a DULL to a FULL BLOWN ROAR as the number one contender for the NEW World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP VALORA SALINAS comes running down the entrance ramp. The fans are going nuts, and by the time Jesse and Johnny look up and realize what is happening Valora is already underneath the bottom rope.
Jill Matthews: AND HERE COMES THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!! VALORA SALINAS IS IN THE HOUSE AND THESE MEMPHIS FANS ARE LOVING IT!!
Vince Walters: Ohh great let me guess she is your other pick for locker room leader?
Jill Matthews: NEW’s had far worse!
Vince Walters: Yeah but I mean…come on it’s VALORA!!!
Jill Matthews: Yes and as she has perfectly demonstrated since her return that is all she has or will ever need! As she is demonstrating to the NEW TITLE HOLDER PRESENTLY Valora IS HERE TO FIGHT!
Valora slides in the ring on her stomach and immediately pushes herself up. Roger is on his knees trying to pull himself up as Valora quickly shoves Jesse Styles who stumbles backwards and winds up tripping over Roger Wright who was on all fours directly behind him. Valora then turns around in just enough time to block a wild haymaker from the NEW Champion, who quickly maneuvers inside, grabs Johnny by the back of his head and drops to her knees slamming his chin onto the back of her head with a quick jawbreaker. Johnny is clutching at his chin as he turns around to a flurry of punches from Valora. The crowd roared louder after she landed every punch.
Roger is now back up to his feet and appears resolved to get in on the Champ’s unfortunate circumstances, Roger takes a few steps towards Valora and Johnny. Valora has Johnny on his knees jerking him up by his shirt and she holds up her fist and the crowd all but begs her to carry out the sentence which she more than happily obliges to the crowd’s delight They even count along
1
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4
5
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Just then Roger gets within reach as he reaches out and tries to tap Valora on the shoulder, and then almost as if by reflex Valora spins around and smashes Roger Wright in the chin with a ROARING ELBOW SMASH! The blow staggers Roger Wright while for the first time since all this started the entire areena falls utterly silent! Roger stands clutching his jaw and we can see the rage practically beaming from his eyes as he and Valora begin to argue back and fourth.
We hear Roger scream “NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR HELP!” Valora immediately retorts “Doesn’t MEAN YOU DIDN’T NEED IT!” Which appears to be the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back as the two then forget about the real enemy and go nose to nose and begin shouting over one another making it impossible to make any of it out.
Jill Matthews: NO! NO SEE THIS IS WHY NEW NEEDS A DAMN LEADER! They had em!
Vince Walters: The operative word being HAD, cause now they are nose to nose bickering amongst themselves over a few petty insults allowing my dudes the time they need to recover!
Jill Matthews: WAIT!?! WHERE IN THE HELL IS JESSE???
Vince Walters: Uhhh…right there!
Jill Matthews: WHERE?
Vince Walters: UHHH RIGHT THERE YA SILLY SLUT!!!
As Vince Walter’s words fall from his lips and vanish into thin air we are able to see that Jesse was able to roll outside of the ring during the melee and he went digging under the ring. It isn’t long before Jesse comes back up holding one of Johnny’s INFAMOUS shovels. He slides it in the ring to the NEW Champion who picks it up without missing a beat. Valora and Roger’s argument is still so heated they don’t notice Johnny back up on his feet and has his shovel swung back looking like he was fixing to swing for the fences like Barry Bonds right after his roid to the rump shots! But before he is able to swing once again the crowd begins to stir as one of the NEW camera men circling around the ring trying to catch every angle of this chaos.
Jill Matthews: Waitr what the hell is this..Is that a camera man? Guess they like a good number of us have just had enough of this SHIT! Jesse and Johnny wanna rule using chaos well this is where it comes back to…OHHHH DEAR GOD NO!
Vince Walters: YES YES YES ! BRILLIANT BRILLIANT MOVE!!! JILL TELL ME YOU ARE SEEING THIS! I MEAN IS THIS REAL LIFE or AM I TRIPPIN? THAT AINT JUST ANY CAMERA MAN…IT’S THE DAMN DIETY OF DESTRUCTION FORMER NEW CHAMPION SETH ISER IS HERE ON IGNITE!!!
Jill Matthews: Yeah but who’s side is he on?
Seth Iser discards his cheap disguise and rolls into the ring, immediately gets to his feet and grabs Johnny’s shovel from him. The immense crowd reaction was finally enough to break Roger and Valora from their heated debate, just as Johnny was able to turn around and find himself eyeball to eyeball with the DIETY OF DESTRUCTION holding his shovel with what we can all safely assume is MALICIOUS INTENT!!! Johnny then flashes his arrogant smirk and immediately hits the canvas, and before Johnny’s body smacks the canvas Seth Iser swing with EVERYTHING HE’s GOT Valora was able to duck just in the knick, meaning the shovel shot meant for the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER actually goes slamming into the face of Roger Wright as the fans immediately begin booing once the gravity of the situation begins to set in.
Roger smacks the canvas as Iser drops the shovel and then in one fluid motion catches Valora as she leaps towards him and he drives his fingers into her throat with his trademark MANDIBLE KLAW he affectionately refers to as…
Vince Walters: SETH ISER WITH THE INJECTION OF POISON ON VALORA SALINAS!!! AND HE’S GOT IT ON PERFECTLY!!!
Jill Matthews: DON’T FIGHT IT VALORA YOU’VE STILL GOT A MATCH LATER TONIGHT!!!
Roger is out friggin cold after a very stiff shovel shot to the dome and it isn’t long until the fight leaves Valora along with her consciousness. Once Iser is sure she is out he stands up and drags the number one contender to the NEW World Championship to the center of the ring as Johnny and Jesse both pull Roger right next to her. Johnny then looks around the ring until he finds the mic that went flying and he quickly grabs it picking up HIS NEW Championship up off the ground and slings it over his shoulder. He stands in the small space between Valora and Roger as he raises the mic to his lips and goes to open his mouth, but decides to take a moment to let everyone soak it all in. The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos that echoes throughout every single hallway and corridor in the Memphis Coliseum.
Then after giving them their moment Johnny presses the mic up to his arrogant smirk and begins to speak.
LA Johnny Stylez: NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION MAYBE THIS TIME THE REST OF YOU PHUCKSOX ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION! Cause what my cousin was trying to explain to you inbred braindead MORONZ out there in the crowd and back there in the locker room, was that it’ not a rumor, nor is it an opinion…IT IS A
!!!!!F’N TEXTBOOK F.A.C.T.!!!!!!
NEW EDGE WRESTLING FROM HENCE FOURTH WILL BE GOVERNED BY THE IRON FISTS OF THE BUSINESS!!!
New Edge has returned because PRO WRESTRLING NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER! The future of the entire business depends on it, because when left in the hands of the current crop it has fallen into SQUALLOR! AND IT US AND ONLY PHUCKIN US who can ensure that New Edge Wrestling and everything it has or will ever stand for is once again the sole beacon of hope in the desolate landscape of pro wrestling! And having our efforts frustrated and carefully laid plans delayed by a small group of self righteous, short sighted, shitkickerz who wouldn’t know ACTUAL GREATNESS if it SMACKED THEM UPSIDE THAT LUMP 3ft ABOVE THEIR ASSES is not only unacceptable, it’s practically a phuckin
!!!!!CaPiToL CRiMe!!!!!
…AND WILL BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH!!!!
So let it be known from this moment forward trying to prevent us from accomplishing our goals will be met with swift and severe…also not to mention
!!!!!DiRe CoNSEqueNCe$!!!!!
…MEANING YoU GeT THe BuSiNE$$ FROM…THE BUSINESS!
Meaning that when the two of you awake here shortly you will look back on this evening and wish we put your sorry asses in a PHUCKIN COMA! Because I’m here to tell ya KiDDOZ…It aint phuckin over! FAR FROM IT ACTUALLY! Especially for you Valora…I mean did you really think you were going to waltz in here…ON MY SHOW IN MY COMPANY and undermine me in front of the entire locker room and not be forced to suffer the consequences? So the two of you want to stand out and challenge what we are trying to do here huh? Think you’ve got jusssst enough backbone to not only stand up to us, but perhaps even prevent it…Hoping its your actions that inspire the very change we are hoping to bring about! See thinkin like that mi amigos or more importantly acting on that very notion will result in what you see before you now! Look at your two best hopes for leaders NEW and then look at the men standing in the ring now. All three of us have held this belt on my shoulder, all three of us have reputations that speak for themselves, and just as we proved
!!!!!YET AGAIN!!!!!
…WE ARE ALWAYZ AT LEAST TWO STEPZ AHEAD!!!
Clearly we aren’t going to make the same mistakes we’ve made in the past this time THE BUSINESS like New Edge Wrestling will be the STANDARD….THE EXCEPTION NOT THE RULE…To be a member of The Business means you have proven to be a cut above the rest…It means you have what it takes to help us usher in the greatest era of wrestling this company or this business has ever seen! So suffice to say there is indeed a WAR COMING, and if the two of you and those like you hope to have any chance of survival it is going to take a whole hell of a lot more than what you have done and said so far! But don’t worry we won’t have to waste time waiting for Tension in Texas to settle more of this because you see the next episode of IGNITE will be live right in my very own backyard…
~!$!~ NeW ORLeaNZ LoUiSiAnA ~!$!~
AND THE MAIN EVENT WILL BE THE TWO OF YOU VERSUS THE STYLES MAFIA!!!
So when you wake up the two of you might wanna kiss and make up or do whatever the phuck it is you two need to do in order to figure it out otherwise you will wind up right back where you are now face down in a puddle of your own failures. Cause with the addition of The Diety of DeSTRuCTiON we are now ready to begin the next phase of our plan! But tonight…tonight is all about making an example, because we aren’t quite thru just yet! So if you want my advice I suggest you two get your shit together, and as far as the rest of you are concerned well…the rest of you asshatz can
!!!!!SoaK!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!!!
…THe ReST oF YoUR RuDe AwAKeNiNG WILL ReSuMe AFTeR A WoRD FRoM OuR SPoNSoRZ!!!!
Hit the phuckin MUSIC!!!
“SOMEONE ANYONE” by Anberlin blares over the PA system as the fans once again erupt in a chorus of boos as Johnny and Jesse each take one of Seth Iser’s hands and raise it in the air as the new enforcer of the BUSINESS glares out into the audience with the same cold look that has run a chill up the spine of any and everyone who has ever stood across the ring from him, and just before we fade to commercial we get one last look at rhe ruling power in NEW.
Jill Matthews: This is…this is a got damn NIGHTMARE!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah I wanted to say something smart ass, but when you look at the three of these men in the ring and think of what they have accomplished not just in NEW but their entire careers we are looking at three of the most dangerous men in the history of pro wrestling!
Jill Matthews: Yup the situation has officially gone from bad to worse and we are just getting started here ladies and gentlemen! We have to step out for a moment , but don’t you dare go anywhere because well as we were just informed we are just getting started…HEAVEN HELP US ALL!!!!
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TJ ALEXANDER VS RAVEN NYX
Tom Davis: Having already made her way to the ring making her NEW debut RAVEN NYX!!!!!
Raven put her arms in the air getting a decent reaction from the fans as she had that “happy to be here” Look across her face.
Jill Mathews: Well now that we are back from a sponsorship break and after all the madness that just went down it's time for this match here we have the debut of Raven Nyx who was a try out for the N.E.W recently and made the cut so we are for sure going to see what she has here tonight.
Vince Walters: Why do I practically know nothing about this woman?
Jill Mathews: Well…. Because, no one knows much of anything about her except she made it through a try out.
Vince Walters: Hm… Okay well maybe a little mystery is what she wants I can accept that.
Jill Mathews: Yes, that must be it Vince you have cracked the code……
Vince Walters: No one likes a smart ass Mathews…..
Jill Mathews: Sure people do in fact I am liked by a very good amount actually.
Vince Walters: Yeah because you did a few porno movies ten years ago…
Jill Mathews: Oh wow I would be offended but I mean those words came from you so no matter….
Tom Davis: And, now her opponent from London England here is TJ ALEXANDER!!!!!
The Touch by Stan Bush hits over the speakers and out comes TJ Alexander out from the back. He stops for a moment at the top of the ramp to kind of take it all in then runs down to the ring and slides in.
Vince Walters: Boy TJ is a ball of energy just running right down to the ring.
Jill Mathews: Nothing wrong with that. Also TJ is looking to avenge his loss in that triple threat match last week where he wasn’t pinned so I’m pretty sure he is focused.
Vince Walters: Well he needs to be because he is facing a woman of mystery here tonight.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Or, he’s facing a woman named Raven Nyx who got through a very tough try out with the N.E.W and now is just simply looking to prove herself.
Vince Walters: Boring….. I like my version a whole lot better.
Jill Mathews: Of course you do Vince.
DING!!!!!!
Raven does not waste a moment she quickly charges TJ LOU THEZ PRESSING HIM TO THE MAT!!! She begins to unload with lefts, rights, and more lefts on the downed Alexander. After several shots Raven got back to her feet with a smile across her face as she waited for TJ to get back to his feet. Slowly he got back to his feet and Raven charged again at him but this time as she went for a running kick to his gut he sidestepped the attempt. Raven then turns back towards TJ and he drops Raven with a SUPER KICK!!!! Raven is down on the mat but TJ does not go for the cover instead he bounced off the far side of the ring ropes and delivered a ROLLING THUNDER type of splash down onto Raven. Who already seems pretty out of it but even more now after that move. TJ now brings Raven to her feet, kneeing her in the stomach area and lifting her up, dropping her with a Swinging neck breaker!!! TJ Alexander heres some cheers from the fans as he kind of nods then walks over to the corner turnbuckle leaping up to the top one from a standing position. He turns around and LEAPS OFF SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ONTO RAVEN NYX!!!!! He does go for the cover now! ONE!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!THREE!!!NO!!!NO!!!! RAVEN GETS HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Jill Mathews: WOW was that ever close! Our ref Jim Floss’s hand almost smacked the mat but her shoulder got up just literally right before.
Vince Walters: It was quite close… But, my question is this woman Raven is really a mystery to me. I mean she got a few moves in early but that’s been it….
Jill Mathews: She’s on a big stage being here in the N.E.W Vince.
Vince Walters: Well of course I know that but still Jill….
Jill Mathews: For some people on such a big stage they can get in there head and not to mention TJ Alexander knocked her good with that super kick early on.
Vince Walters: Eh this is the big leagues she needs to step it the hell up.
TJ looks at Jim Floss the ref of this match pretty surprised that it wasn’t a three but he doesn’t argue too much he just waits patiently for Raven to get to her feet slowly she does and TJ goes for a running high knee strike but RAVEN dropped to one knee and he missed! Raven now back to her feet as TJ Alexander turns around and Raven Nyx goes for a SPEAR!!!!! AND CONNECTS!!!!! She goes for a pin ONE….TWO….NO!!! KICK OUT!!!! Raven can’t believe it she thought she had it won! She gets to her feet arguing with ref Jim Floss even though TJ kicked out at two! TJ Alexander slowly gets to his feet while Raven is still arguing with the ref. TJ holds his stomach a little in pain but turns RAVEN around and GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANGEL WINGS)!!!! TJ Alexander makes the PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner TJ ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Well the woman of mystery had a few moments there but TJ Alexander looked very good in this match no question about it.
Jill Mathews: I mean Raven hit that spear but it wasn’t enough and then TJ finished her off. Honestly for her first match it of course could have been worse but also better for sure.
Vince Walters: Well if she wrestled for this company again I promise I will know more about her next time.
Jill Mathews: Yes… Private Investigator Vince Walters on the case haha!
Vince Walters: OH ZIP IT WOMAN!
Jill Mathews: YEAH UH NO! But, while I ignored my broadcast partner for a moment… TJ Alexander with an impressive win here tonight, good job by him without a doubt.
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The lights in the arena dimmed, prompting the crowd to erupt into fervent cheers and boos, as the familiar melody of Omar Azure's entrance music filled the air. The wrestler emerged from the shadows, his eyes blazing with an intense fervor, a microphone clutched in his hand.
"Listen up, Ignite!
Omar's voice thundered through the speakers, cutting through the raucous clamor of the crowd.
"I know you're all expecting Yuma to be by my side, but she's still recovering from the heinous assault by Joshua Cole. He attacked my wife, and he crossed a line that should never have been crossed. And now, it's time for payback."
The audience roared, their emotions mirroring the turbulent storm brewing within the ring.
Omar's gaze swept across the sea of expectant faces before he continued,
"Jesse Styles, get out here right now! I need you to bring that Informed Consent Match Contract for the Japanese Style DeathMatch. This is no ordinary contest; it's brutal, and dangerous, and it's exactly what I need to settle the score with Joshua."
Jesse Styles stepped into the limelight; his expression shrouded in a mask of apprehension after already having an interesting night thus far... He clutched the contract in his hands, the weight of the upcoming skirmish palpable in the air.
As Jesse approached the ring, he gingerly handed the contract to Omar, whose signature etched across the paper with a deliberate flourish. The binding agreement sealed in ink, the tension in the air crackled like static.
"Now, bring out that coward, Joshua Cole!
Omar's demand reverberated around the arena, punctuated by the fervent clamor of the spectators.
The silence that followed was punctuated by the sudden eruption of Joshua Cole's theme music, a crescendo that signaled the arrival of impending chaos. Joshua stormed toward the ring, his eyes ablaze with a smoldering fire, his fists clenched in anticipation.
With swift and purposeful strides, Joshua made his way to the ring, snatching the contract from Omar's grasp. His signature marked a fateful agreement, sealing their impending clash in blood and shattered glass.
As the ink dried, a storm of chaos erupted within the ring. Omar lunged forward, fists swinging, as Joshua retaliated with a fierce barrage of strikes. Their bodies collided in a symphony of raw aggression, a ballet of pain and retribution.
The audience roared, their cacophony of cheers and jeers rising to a crescendo. The air vibrated with the raw energy of the confrontation, the ring a crucible of pent-up fury and unyielding resolve.
Amidst the chaos, Jesse Styles found himself ensnared in the crossfire, his fervent shouts devolving into primal sounds of pain and frustration. The ring echoed with the cacophony of their struggle, the thunderous collision of flesh and bone punctuated by cries of agony and determination.
Laughter, a mirthless crescendo, intermingled with the primal symphony of screams and moans, an unholy chorus that resonated throughout the hallowed arena.
The madness had consumed them, an inferno of unyielding fury that threatened to consume all in its wake. The climax had been reached; the stage set for the cataclysmic resolution that loomed on the horizon.
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Justice Cross vs Priscilla White
Winner gets a shot at the Vacant Battleborn Championship.
Jill Mathews: Coming up next we have a match between two women of very different attitudes not to mention the winner gets a shot at the Battleborn Championship at our return PPV Tension in Texas.
Vince Walters: I’m looking forward to seeing Priscilla. She really impressed me last IGNITE. Oh and uh Justice Cross too...But, Priscilla White now there is a legacy and an up and comer I tell yah.
Jill Mathews: You just loved how Priscilla attacked River after losing to her.
Vince Walters: I mean…. It sent a damned message to the N.E.W so yeah it’s one of the reasons but for sure not the only reason.
Jill Mathews: Well Justice Cross fought one hell of a match at our last IGNITE and some clouds say she should have won her match. But, regardless of whether she won or not she also made a great impression.
Vince Walters: Yeah… I guess she was alright yeah. But, also I wanna know who the winner of this is facing for said vacant Battleborn championship at Tension in Texas.
Jill Mathews: Well you should ask our boss Jesse Styles that question because at the moment no one knows….
Vince Walters: You know I would ask the greatest boss of all time but he has a plan I am sure so I am not worried about it.
Jill Mathews: Of course you are not….
Tom Davis: The following is set for one fall and the winner of this match will receive a Battleborn Title Shot at Tension in Texas! First making her way to the ring from New York City! Here is “The Prophet” PRISCILLA WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glass Heart by Caskets blares through the arena, the spotlights twist and turn over the boardwalk, as the crowd screams and cheers. A lone figure stands at the top of the ramp, head down, cloaked in shadows. The beat quickens; the figure begins to move. Step by step, slowly the figure descends the ramp, heading for the ring as the pyro flashes to life.
“Maybe I should take back what you meant to me
Just like you took my self-belief
It's like a war I fight inside myself
I always lose and I can't help
Fall for the beating of my glass heart
The beating of my glass heart”
As the figure reaches the center of the ramp, that cloak comes off, revealing a woman! Black leather ring gear glimmers in the arena lights, however, no patches or artwork adorn the cut worn. Just a black leather cut, ragged and loved, but a mask marred the face. A mask that was all too familiar to any who watched the wrestling scene of yesteryear. But who was it? Still, the unknown woman moves on.
Shaking hands and nodding slightly to the audience around her, she kept to the pace of the song.
“I finally agree, I'm a mess
I confess to the lies and my mistakes
They convulse 'til they scream and cry
'Cause I feel so exhausted, I just wanna be free
To drag myself from death's front door and not let him capture me.”
Once she arrived at the ring, she climbed the ropes with haste and stayed, balanced on the top rope, leaning back, oh so slightly, to show the whole arena; she had NO fear. She growled softly, as the ref stepped closer to her, but she was only just beginning. She took the mask from her face and threw it into the crowd.
It was Priscilla White! Legacy daughter of the infamous Druscilla White! She glared around her, face stern, showing little to no care in the world. As the ref inched ever closer to her, she held up a single digit, stopping him dead in his tracks. Cilla flew the middle finger high and proud, just as her mother had done before her, but what Dru lacked in longevity, she certainly made up for in charisma, could the same be said for her progeny?
Only time would tell…
Cilla grabbed the ref, swiped his mic from his collar and announced to the whole world; “Fuck being a Lamb of God…. Fuck being a Wolf of Odinn…. The Blood Queen has Ascended her Throne!” She snarled, as the music continued to blare, and soon the arena erupted in an onslaught of some cheers and a good amount of boos, before finally melding into the perfect chant of “All Hail The Blood Queen, Priscilla!”
Vince Walters: Priscilla White an Impressive woman without a damn doubt.
Jill Mathews: I do not love her attitude or her actions regarding last IGNITE but no one can take away the talent she has shown us thus far.
Vince Walters: What a shocker you and I disagree…. I love her attitude and what she did last IGNITE.
Jill Mathews: Yeah shocked I am not Vince…. Not even in the slightest.
Tom Davis: And, now making her way to the ring from ST.LOUIS Missouri here is JUSTICE CROSS!!!!!!
As the lights go out in the ring area, the entrance of the ramp is lit up by spotlights and the Videotron of Justice Cross begins playing along with the spoken words “After all that you put me through, you’d think that I’d despise you, but in the end, I wanna thank you, cause you made me that much stronger.” Walking out onto that stage smirking, Justice would go to the middle of the stage where it stopped and met the top of the ramp nodding her head and looking out at the rest of the crowd. She then walked down to the ring and once she made it down there she would go up to one of the fans at the bottom who she could hear talking to her and the two began to have a back-and-forth exchange of words. Looking to the fan she asked if they were done yet then smirking she turned around and went up the steps to the apron where she would step between the ropes.
Vince Walters: Oh gee golly Justice Cross just seems happy to be here cheer for her everyone!
Jill Mathews: Vince shut up…. Justice Cross is happy to be here in NEW and there is not a damned thing wrong with that. I mean aren’t you happy to be in New Edge?
Vince Walters: Of course I am but I don’t have to put on that damned gee golly smile like her…. I mean look at Priscilla over there practically licking her mouth ready to brawl now that’s what I call pretty damned cool.
Jill Mathews: Walters I doubt you would know what cool is if it smacked you in the face.
Vince Walters: Oh please Jill stop it! You are hurting my feelings…
Jill Mathews: The world knows you hardly have any so that would be very hard to do.
DING!
As soon as the bell rings Priscilla runs over and begins attacking Justice with a series of strikes and even a knee to her gut. Justice Cross was caught off guard which caused her to get rocked. Priscilla kicks Justice in her right side then her left side and a big boot right to her chest which knocks Justice down to the mat and causes her body to roll under the bottom rope to the outside! Priscilla gets a kind of evil smile across her face as she hears some boos from the fans in attendance. Justice now has gotten back to her feet and climbed back up onto the ring apron. With Justice now up on the ring apron Priscilla came over and went for a right hand but Justice ducked it. She then hits a hard right elbow to the left side of Priscilla’s face, knocking her back. Justice now leaps up onto the top ring rope and sling shots herself down onto Priscilla with a diving crossbody! A pin from Justice here! ONE!!!!TWO!!!! NO!!! Priscilla kicked out at the count of two. Ref Dan Anderson holds up two fingers and Justice gets back to her feet bringing Priscilla up as well. Justice now hits a right, a left and then a snap suplex to Priscilla taking her off her feet again. Justice looks out to the crowd for a moment getting a pretty good amount of cheers as she now gets back out onto the ring apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She waits for Priscilla to get to her feet and as she does Justice leaps off another flying crossbody but this time from the top turnbuckle!!!! NO!!!! PRISCILLA WHITE LEVELED JUSTICE WITH A LEAPING DROP KICK while Justice was coming down with that attempted Crossbody from the top turnbuckle. Justice is down and Priscilla is on her back for the moment.
Vince Walters: Look at Priscilla thinking on her feet right there I am very impressed with that.
Jill Mathews: It was quite the counter no question about that. But, this match thus far has been back and forth. It started with a big time onslaught by Priscilla but then Justice gained control and now it looks like Priscilla might have a chance to regain control.
Vince Walters: Both women have shown up here tonight to fight. I can't deny that even if it means I have to admit that about Justice Cross…
Jill Mathews: Oh of course the fans cheer for Justice so yes Vince you have to dislike her…. Predictable….
Vince Walters: I AM OFFENDED BY THAT! I am very unpredictable. Thanks very much.
Jill Mathews: Oh no Vince is in his feelings again ladies and gentlemen.
Priscilla gets back to her feet and sees Justice getting back to hers a hard kick to the stomach of Justice where she had already done damage with that dropkick when Justice was in mid air. Justice drops to one knee due to the kick and Priscilla hits a running knee right between the eyes of Justice knocking Justice down. Now Priscilla gets a smirk across her face yet again as the fans begin to boo her as Priscilla reaches down grabbing a hold of Justice Crosses legs and HOOKS IN A SHARP SHOOTER!!!!! Priscilla has it locked in excellently. Ref Dan Anderson is asking her and Justice is yelling no multiple times but she is in some serious pain! Priscilla with a smirk still on her face pulls back even harder with that Sharp Shooter causing even more pain to Justice Cross. But, Justice reaches her right arm out and manages to GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Ref Dan Anderson tells Priscilla to release the hold but Priscilla is not releasing it. He begins his count and just before he reaches the five count Priscilla releases the sharp shooter. Justice wisely rolls her body outside the ring in a good amount of pain while Priscilla tells the ref to be quiet as he was warning her about not listening to him. Priscilla White now turns her attention to Justice Cross who is using the ring apron to pull herself up to her feet on the outside of the ring. Priscilla goes for a baseball slide to Justice Cross’s face but no Justice moves out of the way and Priscilla lands ass first on the outside. Justice now rolls inside the ring getting up to her knees still feeling the effects of the sharp shooter. Priscilla meanwhile gets back to her feet pretty quickly and rolls inside the ring. Once she has rolled back into the ring Justice was now to her feet and JUSTICE NAILS PRISCILLA WITH A RUNNING SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!!!! Priscilla is down and possibly out! Justice makes the PIN!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!THREE!!! NO!!!!!NO!!!!NO!! Priscilla White gets a shoulder up just at the last possible moment! Justice looks at the Ref who says it was not quite a three count and she nods her head seeming a bit surprised but doesn’t argue.
Jill Mathews: Wow it seriously does not get much closer than that.
Vince Walters: It was close but Priscilla White shows her toughness right there by getting that shoulder up in time.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that’s true and I don’t think anyone would question either of these ladies' toughness at this point.
Vince Walters: It has been quite the match and listen to these fans cheering Justice Cross on… I swear they are so jaded… Like why not cheer for Priscilla to get up? Priscilla is quite the woman and in my opinion a growing star here in NEW.
Jill Mathews: So you are saying Justice Cross is not then Vince?
Vince Walters: I didn’t say that I just believe Priscilla White is a bigger rising star that’s all.
Jill Mathews: Well the fans disagree with you as per the normal here in NEW.
Vince Walters: Yeah well where here in Memphis and the fans IQ isn’t very high.
Justice grabs a hold of the legs of the downed Priscilla White and APPLIES A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!!! Priscilla is now the one in trouble of possibly tapping out here! But,ref Dan Anderson asks Priscilla and she shakes head head no despite being in some serious pain much like Justice was earlier. Justice grits her teeth and tightens the hold while Priscilla is trying to reach her left arm out to reach the nearby ring ropes. Priscilla continues to tell ref Dan Anderson no while still trying to reach the ropes with her left hand. FINALLY PRISCILLA DOES MANAGE TO GET HER LEFT HAND onto the bottom ring rope forcing ref Dan Anderson to tell Justice to break the hold! Justice doesn’t fight him; she simply releases the hold and gets to her feet taking several steps back. Ref Dan Anderson see’s Priscilla down holding her right knee in pain. So the ref looked down to check on her and Priscilla GRABS THE REF BY HIS SHIRT TO HELP HERSELF TO HER FEET! JUSTICE NOW sees Priscilla to her feet SPEAR!!!!!NO!! NO!! PRISCILLA PULLED REF DAN ANDERSON IN FRONT OF HER AND JUSTICE SPEARED THE REF!!!! Priscilla quickly saw Justice getting back to her feet with a look of shock on her face and hits a left high kick to the back of Justices head knocking her down to one knee! Priscilla then quickly rolls outside the ring grabbing a STEEL CHAIR AND ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Justice now holding the back of her head gets back to her feet and WHACK!!!! STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM PRISCILLA ACROSS HER SKULL!!!!! DOWN GOES JUSTICE!!! Priscilla now places the chair in the middle of the ring and she brings an out of it JUSTICE to her feet. Priscilla lifts her up AND “FROM WHOM THE BELL TOLLS” ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! Just as Ref Dan Anderson is using the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet Priscilla White shoves the chair out of the ring and PINS JUSTICE! Dan Anderson now to his feet drops to his knees to make the COUNT!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!
DING!!!!DING!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow… Just wow…. Priscilla White really showed what she is all about here tonight. I mean last IGNITE when she showed she was a bit of a sore loser was one thing but now cheating like this to get a win is just wow… And, listen to these fans boo her!
Vince Walters: Oh let the Memphis idiots boo! I am clapping for Priscilla White well done indeed!
Jill Mathews: Justice Cross would have won this match if Priscilla had not pulled the ref in front of her. I have almost no doubts about that.
Vince Walters: Would of, could of, should of Jill! But, guess what Priscilla has the skills, the brains, and beauty to defeat Justice Cross.
Jill Mathews: Not a fan of what just went down, it's that simple….
Tom Davis: Here is your winner PRISCILLA WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*THE NAME IS NICOLE*
*THE NAME IS NICOLE*
The camera soon cuts back as the Infamous niece of Clark Benson is seen standing proudly in front of two large bookcases, the crest of Yale sitting on display behind her, as an empty spot, already lined up for her degree. The cases had different books, all colors on the covers, from big to small. Nicole Benson had a big smile plastered on her face. She dressed in a cap and gown, one purposefully designed for her graduation from Yale, with the gold-yellow design pattern to symbolize the degree in science she would receive. The lights were placed in a particular manner, so she received the proper amount of luminance around her; soon, the “lovely” intellectual began to speak in a smug, posh tone to all of the viewers at home and those watching live in the arena.
Nicole Benson: Lux et veritas, it is what should be sought after not only in academics, in the ring, but in life. But silly me for thinking you all understood that I am used to speaking to people closer to my intelligence. I have to dumb myself down; after all, most of you didn’t graduate college, let alone an Ivy League school like I am set to do this spring. I mean, the education standards here are inadequate. I’d imagine you’d be better off dropping out of high school than saying you graduated from any of the Memphis Greater School Districts.
The boos come out, but since this is pre-recorded, they are not heard by the woman with a 170 IQ. The confidence, however, could be felt radiating off of her and her dismissive, snobby attitude.
Nicole Benson: I know what you will tell me next, and I have already heard it all. The University of Memphis ranks at 269 on the best universities list. That is adorable; how could you be proud of that after compared to Yale, where I am set to graduate? It's like comparing a CEO of a Fortune 500 to someone who stocks themselves for a living. It is when all the inadequacies your city and that university have begin to show, but enough about your crime-riddled cesspool. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Nicole Benson, and yes, I am the niece of Clark Benson, the man who that disgusting savage Dean Anderson unjustly attacked.
The boos only grow louder at the mention of Clark’s name; while not being able to hear it, it seems she anticipated that reaction and gives an eye roll before letting out a mocking little giggle.
Nicole Benson: Yes, I get my uncle isn’t popular around here, not that it matters, because unlike Dean and his unremarkable client/girlfriend, the Benson family are winners; we are not unremarkable, nor are we stuck in the rat race of life like all of you. My dad is a highly successful entrepreneur, and my mother is one of the top prosecutors in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Oh, and well, you already know what my uncle has done, and it continues to, as you all say, make you so salty.
The boos grow as a Clark Benson sucks chant is being chanted at the video, as the self-proclaimed most brilliant woman in the world maintains her smug demeanor.
Nicole Benson: So allow me to speed you all up; unlike Miss Tryout, I don’t need one, nor have I never needed one. Why? Because Uncle Jesse knows I am a natural at everything, I set my mind to a prodigy; and it is why I am graduating with honors from one of the most prestigious universities in the world and made it look easy, Summa Cum Laude as well, Valedictorian of my class and honestly that was easy for me. So, I do hope this business will be more of a challenge for me, but I don’t have high hopes for that; seeing the roster and those I have interacted with before, it is clear that standards are not where they need to be, certainly not up to the Ivy League level.
Nicole soon smiled, the biggest she had all day, as she said in the poshest, smugest tone possible.
Nicole Benson: So take a good hard look and observe what a genius looks like, what a prodigy of great distinction truly is. Very soon, in 2024, New Edge, you will learn that Nicole Benson is the light you need, and the truth flows through me until the next time class is dismissed.
Nicole does a bitchy posh wave before blowing a kiss to the camera, as she does a pose like she is a masterpiece of art. The camera then cuts to the arena as the boos are heard; the Memphis faithful are not impressed with the attitude of the younger Benson, as the scene then fades to black with a message of Nicole Benson coming soon.
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Bianca Davis vs Omar Azure
Vince Walters: Oh I am very excited about this match that is next!
Jill Mathews: Because Omar Azure is going to be in it?
Vince Walters: Haha…. That’s a good one Jill… NO! It’s because the Queen herself Bianca Davis is in this match and we are all about to be blessed by royalty.
Jill Mathews: Yeah I knew that obviously… But, you do realize she’s not actually like a queen right?
Vince Walters: Lies.. She is a Queen to me and to all no matter what you or these moron fans think.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Well It’s Omar Azure who last IGNITE got a win over Josh Cole but then got attacked after and well so did his wife sadly. Then we have his opponent Bianca Davis who lost last show to Bia but then would attack Bia later in the show quite viciously.
Vince Walters: I loved what she did to Bia last show and as for “The Blue Dragon” Well it was a shame to see him get attacked last IGNITE… Okay not really but I will admit it was a shame seeing his wife get struck.
Tom Davis: First making her way to the ring she is from Malibu California QUEEN B BIANCA DAVIS!!!!!
THE WAVES KEEP ON CRASHING ON ME FOR SOME REASON
BUT, YOUR LOVE KEEPS ON COMING LIKE A THUNDERBOLT
OH COME HERE A LITTLE CLOSER
CAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU BABY REAL CLOSE UP
(GET OVER HERE)
(GET OVER HERE)
YOU’VE GOT ME FEELING HELLA GOOD SO LET'S JUST KEEP ON DANCING!!!!
The music continues as the fans boo loudly and Bianca smiles her queen like smile and even does a queen like wave before walking up the ring steps and demanding NEW REF SCOTT FLOSS holds the ring ropes open for her. But suddenly we see CLARK BENSON running out to ringside to hold the ring ropes open for her and telling Scott Floss to piss off! The fans boo very loudly at this and Bia seems annoyed. Bianca smiles at Clark then enters the ring as Clark gets down off the ring apron and begins demanding people cheer for THE QUEEN!
Jill Mathews: OH lord Clark Benson is out here this IGNITE no one sadly knocked him out backstage this time…
Vince Walters: You know eight years ago I really disliked Clark but he is a changed man. In fact he is on the side of our Queen obviously which I respect. And, how rude of you wishing he had gotten knocked out again on this show!
Jill Mathews: Clark Benson is a slime ball and well I just dislike him very much.
Vince Walters: Why? Is it because he has chosen to give his loyalty to Bianca Davis the Queen mind you.
Jill Mathews: I mean that’s all silly to me regarding him and his relationship with the so-called queen but no… I said I dislike him because he is a damned slime ball.
Tom Davis: And, now her opponent hailing from Shanghai China here is “THE BLUE DRAGON” OMAR AZURE!!!!!
The lights dim as ‘Catch Your Breath’ by CFO$ plays and the stage fills with smoke, we see the 'Blue Dragon' Omar Azure and his Valet/Wife Yuma Azure walking through the smoke. As the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens, and the smoke begins to go away on the stage. We see Omar holding his arms up high and bring them down to his side while wearing his blue spiked jacket. The camera zooms in close as he stares into it, wearing a blue and black leather mask with dragon horns. He then looks at Yuma and then stares to the sky, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens again he raises his arms out again before slowly looking down towards the ring, putting his hands together like a prayer, and walking briskly down the ramp. Once at the ring, he hops on the apron and then rolls through the top and middle ropes. He stands in the center of the ring for a while, staring into the camera as it zooms in. He then takes off his blue spiked jacket and hands it to Yuma. After a while, Azure runs and climbs onto a corner post, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring blue lights brightens, he stands tall on the corner post with his hands held high towards the sky. He then climbs back down the ring post and stands there as Yuma climbs out of the ring. Just before the match was about to start.
DING!!!!!
Jill Mathews: And, there is the bell but uh what is Bianca doing?
Vince Walters: She decided to get out of the ring and Clark it seems like has taken out of his pocket one of those make up mirrors.
Jill Mathews: Oh… So Bianca needs to check her face here right quick instead of you know participating in a scheduled wrestling match against Omar… Makes total sense to me yeah….
Vince Walters: A queen must look her best at all times there Jill and you know what you should take notes from this woman.
Jill Mathews: OH really? So If I asked if you wanted to see my breasts right now…
Vince Walters: YES PLEASE!
Jill Mathews: I rest my case ladies and gentlemen!
Vince Walters: F’n TEASE!
While Clark holds up the little makeup mirror and Bianca checks herself out Omar in the ring runs off the ropes and SUCIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Clark saw him coming at the last split second shoving his queen out of the way and OMAR FLATTENS Clark Benson with that Sucide Dive! Bianca quickly rolls into the ring looking unhappy about what just went down. Meanwhile Omar gets back to his feet on the outside and rolls back into the ring. The moment he rolled in Bianca hit him with a running kick to the right side of his head which kept him from getting up. She now begins to just viciously stomp away on the downed Omar including stomping on his right hand then his left hand with those big boots of hers. But, Omar shows his heart by getting up despite Bianca continuing to kick him and elbow him. Omar now at a standing position as Bianca goes for an elbow to the right side of his face but he ducked this one and OMAR AZURE NAILS A FLYING KNEE STRIKE TO BIANCA TAKING HER DOWN! Omar looks around as he steadies himself and gets a pretty good response from the fans. He waits as Bianca slowly gets back to her feet then grabs a hold of Queen B from behind GERMAN SUPLEXING HER ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Bianca Davis is in trouble as The Blue Dragon now climbs to the top turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF SWANTON BOMB!!!!!! OMAR goes for the pin! ONE….TWO…THREE!!! NO!!!! Bianca got her right shoulder up just in time! Ref Scott Floss signals it was not a three! Omar gets back to his feet not seeming fazed by this as he brings Bianca up to her feet. Suddenly CLARK BENSON GETS UP ON THE RING APRON! This causes Omar to turn towards Clark and Ref Scott Floss to turn towards him telling him to get down. Bianca manages to get up to one knee during this time and LOW BLOW TO OMAR!!!!! He drops to the mat holding his lower region while Clark Benson gets off the ring apron now with a smile across his face.
Jill Mathews: You see! A damned sleaze ball! Clark Benson is always trying to help his Queenie cheat….
Vince Walters: It’s part of wrestling Jill! And, you should say nicer things about Clark; he is like the head knight for our queen!
Jill Mathews: I will never say nice things about him and to be honest she is a damned coward.
Vince Walters: HOW DARE YOU JILL MATHEWS!
Jill Mathews: NO… How dare you Vince Walters for cheering on this whole knight and queen crap!
Vince Walters: It’s not crap Jill it is 100 percent legitimate. Stop with your jealous ways.
Jill Mathews: Me Jealous of Bianca and Clark oh pleaseeeeee.
Bianca now stumbles to her feet as the fans BOO loudly and Clark Benson yells at some of them for not showing proper respect! Bianca now waits as the hurting Blue Dragon gets up to his knees and BROKEN CROWN!!!!! (IMPLANT DDT)!!!! From Bianca!!!! She pins Omar Azure! ONE!!!!!TWO!!!!NO!!!!! OMAR KICKS OUT AT TWO!!!! Bianca looks up at ref Scott Floss and now Clark Benson is up on the ring apron screaming at Scott Floss about how slow of a count it was! Bianca gets to her feet and threatens to slap Ref Scott Floss for the count…. Meanwhile The Blue Dragon forces himself back to his feet with help from the ring ropes and drops Bianca Davis with a spinning heel kick! Bianca is back down to the mat as Omar Azure drops to one knee gathering himself then gets back to his feet as he glares over at Clark Benson who is yelling at him about harming the queen! Omar ignores him as he brings Bianca back to her feet then A ROARING ELBOW STRIKE TO BIANCA DAVIS!!!! Down she goes again and Clark has had it he has gotten BACK UP ONTO THE RING APRON!! As ref Scott Floss see’s Blue Dragon charging towards Clark he stops Omar from doing anything and Clark tosses SOMETHING INTO THE RING NEAR THE BODY OF BIANCA!!! Now Clark taunts Blue Dragon and ref Scott Floss. Finally Scott Floss moves out of the way of Omar and A HEAD BUTT TO CLARK FROM OMAR AZURE!!!! Clark falls off the ring apron and down to the outside! The fans pop hugely from this! However while this was going on Bianca Davis PICKED UP THE OBJECT PLACING IT AROUND HER RIGHT HAND! IT’S BRASS KNUCKLES!!! She gets to her feet and A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE BACK OF OMAR’S HEAD!!!! Which is where he was struck by JOSH COLE's last show!!!!!!!!!! Omar is down and Bianca quickly tosses the brass knuckles out of the ring! Somehow ref Scott Floss did not see her tossing them out of the ring. She now waits as Omar tries to use his fists to force his body up and as soon as he does that “THE SEAL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CURB STOMP)!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bianca makes the pin! ONE!!!!!!TWO!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
DING!!! DING!!!!
Jill Mathews: I can do nothing but shake my head right now… Omar was clearly in the driver's seat to get this win over the so called Queen but Clark Bensons non stop interference won her that damned match!
Vince Walters: Clark is one hell of a knight for her. And, Bianca showed how amazingly strong she is with that punch to the back of Omar’s head!
Jill Mathews: Oh yeah… Real strong when that hand has a pair of brass knuckles wrapped around it…
Vince Walters: I never saw any brass knuckles, you just need to stop hating on the Queen!
Jill Mathews: Oh shut up you know what Clark tossed to her clear as day but go ahead keep playing dumb! I feel bad for Omar. This was his match to win and he got screwed!
Vince Walters: Oh yes poor Omar someone get the man a medic cause his head sure needs to be checked out haha!
Jill Mathews: You are such an idiot sometimes…..
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall QUEEN B BIANCA DAVIS!!!!!!
Bianca doesn’t even let the ref hold her arm up in victory instead she rolls out of the ring allowing Clark Benson to hold her up in victory as they both smile despite the massive amount of boo’s coming from the fans.
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Joshua Jacob Cole vs Scotty Adams
Jill Mathews: What a series of matches we have had thus far tonight! But, we are far from done only at about the halfway point right now.
Vince Walters: I’m still so happy that the QUEEN Bianca Davis got the win in our last match. I could almost do a dance to be honest but I won’t because it would be far too much excitement for all of you people out there.
Jill Mathews: Someone get a close up on me right quick please…. There we go, thanks! See me rolling my eyes? Yep that’s all that needs to be said regarding everything Vince just said there.
Vince Walters: You are an evil woman Jill Mathews and to be honest it kind of turns me on!
Jill Mathews: Ew… Anyways folks our next match coming up we are about to see two men who have fallen short in winning within regards to last IGNITE. So both men are looking for a big W in this match. Scotty Adams taking on Joshua Cole. I myself believe Scotty Adams is a seasoned pro that will be quite ready for this. Meanwhile we got Joshuah Cole who is legitimately unhinged and seems to be losing his grip on reality more and more every week.
Vince Walters: Scotty Adams is a good wrestler no question about that Jill. However I like Joshua Cole and it’s because he is a dangerous man with this mental state that is developing within himself.
Jill Mathews: What a shock Vince Walters is a fan of the unhinged. I mean his favorite wrestler is Johnny Stylez after all so it really isn’t a shock let me be completely honest.
Vince Walters: You mean LA Johnny Stylez the NEW World Champion? Why… Yes I am a fan of his and have been by the way for a very long time. Johnny Stylez is a damned winner and I think Joshua Cole could become a big time winner here in New Edge when he really begins to embrace his demons as you could say.
'Pure Evil' can be heard blasting out of the PA system, as the lights dim, save for a hazy maroon spotlight that shines on a currently empty stage, before a silhouette can be made out of a male figure, standing just behind the spotlight with his hands extended out in a cross formation, before the spotlight expands to reveal that the figure is wearing a black 'Adidas' hoodie (with the hood up, concealing his identity at this time), Maroon/Purple/Gold wrestling rights and black/blue 'Asic' sneakers Raising his right hand, the figure slowly pushes the hood off, revealing that it is none other than Scotty Adams.
Slightly smirking, he begins to make his way down the ramp as the lights return to their normal radiance, each step with a swagger about it that to some, could very well border on arrogance --- to others, it is just another exhibit of the belief, the confidence that exudes itself from Scotty, born from a meticulous attention to detail he has. Running his hands down his body, he once again extends them out into a cross, only this time he ac complies it with a quick flick of the wrists once he reaches full extension and pauses to allow the crowd a moment to let everything sink in.
Tom Davis: Coming to the ring at this time from Victoria, Melbourne Australia “The Silver Bullet” Scott Adams!!!!!!!!!!!!
Walking around the ring, he slowly takes his jumper off; handing it to one of the attendants at ringside, before making his way up the steel steps in the near right hand side corner and smirking as he glances out to the crowd once more, before stepping between the middle and top rope; turning his full attention and focus to the task at hand.
Vince Walters: Well Scotty seems focused as always. I don’t dislike the guy I just find him kind of boring but of course these special fans of N.E.W are cheering for him despite his boringness.
Jill Mathews: Boring? Scott is a wrestler Vince and he wants to put on a show every single time he steps into that ring for these fans. I do not find that boring.
Vince Walters: Oh I’m sorry what did you say I dozed off there for a second when you tried to explain how he wasn’t boring Jill.
Jill Mathews: Lord someone help me with this one seriously.
Vince Walters: I can help you baby.
Jill Mathews: Going to throat punch you Vince I swear it’s coming.
Tom Davis: And, now his opponent coming to the ring from Sacramento California here is JOSHUA COLE!!!!!!
The arena plunges into darkness, and a hushed anticipation blankets the crowd as an ominous riff from "All In Forever" by Profiler echoes through the air. The energy in the arena takes a foreboding turn, building suspense with each haunting note.
🎵"Check one, two, get up
YEAH!!! YEAH!!!"🎵
Suddenly, the arena is bathed in a burst of pyrotechnic brilliance as the signature declaration resounds. Josh Cole emerges from behind the curtain, and the spotlight focuses on him. The authoritative voice of Tom Davis fills the arena.
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, weighing in at a 275 pounds, standing at 6 feet 5 inches, hailing from Sacramento, California – He is “The Prodigy” Jooooshuuuaaa Jacob Cole"
As the crowd showers Josh with a symphony of boos, he revels in the animosity. Arms out wide, he spins slowly, savoring every moment of disdain. The entrance music intensifies, and Josh embarks on a deliberate stroll towards the ring.
🎵"Get away from this shaky fake hate
Cuz you're waiting for nothing
Get away
Get away from this shaky fake hate
Cuz you're waiting for nothing"🎵
Approaching the ring, Josh climbs the steel steps with purpose. He ascends each turnbuckle, throwing his fists into the sky as the music continues to echo through the arena. The crowd's boos amplify, but Josh remains unfazed, a smirk etched across his face. Completing the ritual on each corner, he relishes in the disdain until his entrance music gradually fades, leaving an atmosphere charged with anticipation.
Jill Mathews: And, here is Joshua Cole who seems to be not having a confrontation with himself at the moment but who knows how long that will last.
Vince Walters: He should let Jacob take full control. I like that side of Joshua’s personality the most by far.
Jill Mathews: I really do worry about the fact we here at NEW are allowing a few mentally unstable people wrestle for this company and Joshua is one of them at the moment.
Vince Walters: Are you kidding me? Mentally unstable people make for the best stories in this business.
Jill Mathews: I don’t think I agree with you on that but of course that is never a surprise.
DING!!!!!!!!!!
Scotty walks to the center of the ring as does Joshua they stare at one another for a moment then lock up. In the lock up nether man seems to be moving the other much at first. Ref Chip Lamont who is in charge of this match looks on closely as the two still don’t give an inch until Joshua shoves Scotty out of the lock up and nails him with a VICIOUS CLOSE LINE!!!! Scotty dropped to the mat and now Joshua is kind of standing there mouthing something to himself. As Johsua continues mouthing some things Scott Adams gets back to his feet and nails Joshua with a Bionic Elbow which Rocks Joshua! Scotty then backs up a few feet and nails a running double front kick to the face of Cole knocking him to the mat. The fans break out into Scotty….Scotty….Scotty Chants. Scotty now waits as Joshua comes back to his feet but Scotty takes Joshua back down with a drop toe hold and a leg drop across the back of Cole’s neck. You then see Joshua sitting up and looking very angry. But, Scotty hits a running knee right between Joshua’s eyes knocking him back down to the mat! Scotty is relentless in his assault at the moment. Adams now reaches down bringing Joshua back to his feet Irish whipping him back first into one of the corner turnbuckles and STINGER SPLASH NO!! NO!!! JOSHUA GOT A BIG BOOT UP WHICH SCOTT LEAPED RIGHT INTO! Joshua now gets down on his knees next to the downed Adams. He grabs Scotty by his hair and BEGINS SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE RING CANVAS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! After a few minutes of this causing the fans to boo loudly Joshua suddenly stops and just sits there looking confused and or seeming conflicted.
Vince Walters: Man if this guy could just embrace all of this rage and his inner demons fully he would be so hard to beat! But, right now he is still battling with these demons and his rage.
Jill Mathews: He really doesn’t belong in a wrestling ring at the moment to be honest. No, he needs to be in a psychiatric home helping him deal with this mental instability that is going on with him…..
Vince Walters: I disagree he just needs to let his battle within himself go and let the darker side win!
Jill Mathews: Yeah that just sounds very um delightful… But, Scotty Adams despite what he has gone through in this match is getting back to his feet while Joshua is still sitting there having a uh moment…
Joshua looks to be mentally battling with himself while Scotty gets back to his feet and nails Josh with a running boot right between his eyes. Scotty now brings Joshua to his feet and MELBOURNE LIGHTS!!!!!!!
Scotty Adams DROPS HIM WITH THAT FANTASTIC MOVE! Scotty now makes the pin attempt! ONE….TWO….THREE!!!! NO!!! NO!!! Joshua gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time. Ref Chip Lamont is there to tell Scotty it was not quite a three! Scotty nods his head as he rolls over onto his ass and sits there for a moment until the fans began to shout his name again. Scotty gets to his feet slowly but just as he got to his feet JOSHUA COLE CAME TO HIS FEET TOO! Josh now with a more evil look across his face goes for a SPEAR TO SCOTTY BUT NO!!!! Scotty moved out of the way and JOSHUA SPEARED NEW REF CHIP LAMONT!!!!!! Joshua yells at the downed ref like it was his fault! Scotty now waits as Joshua turns around and SILVER BULLET!!!!!! (BICYCLE KICK)!!!!!!!!! HE NAILS JOSHUA WITH ONE OF HIS FINISHERS!!!! Scotty makes the pin!!!! But, the ref is down and out!!! So there is no count to be had!!! Scotty gets back to his feet slowly walking over to the ref to try and get him to get to his feet. But, as he is shaking the ref JOSHUA COLE rolls to the outside of the ring, still shook up obviously but he reaches under the ring and pulls out a CUBAN LINK CHAIN!!!! Joshua then rolls back into the ring and just waits for Scotty to turn around. But, suddenly Joshua begins to argue with himself again!!!! And, Joshua seemingly fighting with his demons does not seem to want to attack Scotty with the chain who’s back is still turned as he is trying to shake the ref around to get him back into this match!
Vince Walters: Use the damn chain JOSHUA JUST DO IT!
Jill Mathews: Oh lord a grown man having a mental episode in the middle of the ring this is sad…
Vince Walters: Oh zip it woman he just needs to as I keep saying embrace his darkness and hit Scotty Adams with the chain from behind!
Jill Mathews: No he needs to put the chain down and try to win the match like a damned man.
Vince Walters: Oh my goodness you Jill always acting like this Miss goodie good but I know the truth!
Jill Mathews: What that I Jill Mathews did porn? Yes Vince I did porn it doesn’t make me evil you fool!
Vince Walters: It does bring up the question of one's moral integrity Jill…..
As Scotty can’t seem to get ref Chip Lamont to move fast enough he finally turns around and JOSHUA COLE DROPS THE CHAIN!!! Scotty sees this and seems a bit confused but then charges to the center of the ring motioning for Joshua to meet him. But, Joshua seems to still be having a battle with himself as he is just standing near the chain he dropped with a blank look across his face. Scotty shrugs his shoulders and charges towards Joshua with an attempted running closeline but Joshua ducks under it and as Scotty turns around T BONE SUPLEXES SCOTTY TO THE RING MAT!!!! Joshua now see’s that Ref Chip Lamont seems to finally be kind of moving around while still down Joshua once again picks up the chain and looks poised to use it this time! But, once again Joshua seems to be having a conflict over what to do! JOSHUA wraps the big chain around his fist now with a smile! Just as Scotty is getting to his feet and it looks like Joshua is going to lay Scotty out with the chain! WAIT NO!!! JOSHUA PUNCHED HIMSELF IN HIS OWN FACE WITH THE CHAIN!!!!! Joshua goes down! Scotty Adams now stumbles over removing the chain from the hand of Joshua and tossing it out of the ring. He then brings an out of it Joshua to his feet and SILVER BULLET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scotty makes the PIN!!!!! THE REF has finally come to enough to crawl over and make the COUNT!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner SCOTTY ADAMS!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow…. Just wow…. I mean I don’t even know what to say except congrats to Scotty on the win.
Vince Walters: Wow is right…. Joshua had the match won but noooo he had to have a battle with his darkness instead of leveling Scotty with that damned chain! He freaking punched himself with the damned chain!
Jill Mathews: Yeah… That was not something I was expecting but when you allow someone this mentally unstable in the N.E.W things like this happen Vince!
Vince Walters: Sigh…. Such a shame Joshua seriously had that match won.
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Blair Buchannan vs Ailyn Darrington
Jill Mathews: You know after that last match I have to say I am excited about this one!
Vince Walters: Oh? And, why is that Jill?
Jill Mathews: Because, we are going to see Blair Buchannan take on Ailyn Darrington in an actual wrestling match! Neither of these two are going to try and use any underhanded tactics or any of the non since we have seen most of this night.
Vince Walters: Eh… I guess it could be exciting…. But, do keep in mind Blair is in this match and she used to be one of the best of underhanded tactics to get wins which I loved about her…..
Jill Mathews: Well I am proud of Blair. She has proven since the return of NEW that she is a changed woman.
Vince Walters: For now…. People normally return to their old habits and I look forward to that day when Blair does. Hell to be honest it could happen tonight and I would be a very happy man.
Jill Mathews: Blair has been there done that Vince… I truly think she is going to stay on this course.
Vince Walters: And, then we of course have the 18 year old in Ailyn Darrington lord this kid’s life she is going to wake up one day and realize what must do at that age…. Which is holy shit look at all the mistakes I made.
Jill Mathews: She is one of our younger talents but a very impressive talent and a person who I think is great so I just don’t think you are right about her ether Walters.
Numbers by Melanie Martinez plays over the speakers and out walks Ailyn Darrington out onto the rampway with a smile on her face. She waves out to the fans as some light blue pyro shoots up into the air. Then Ailyn begins walking to the ring still with a smile across her face as she slaps hands with a few fans before making her way down and into the ring.
Tom Davis: Having made her way to the ring from Seattle Washington here is “Silly Girl” Ailyn Darrington!!!!
Jill Mathews: Love the spirit of that girl right there she just makes me smile. And, last IGNITE she got her debut win against two other males which was very impressive.
Vince Walters: Her happiness annoys me greatly like stop smiling and get serious girl!
Jill Mathews: She was serious enough to bring home a win last IGNITE so I do not see why she can’t be happy to be here and be ready to wrestle her butt off at the same time you grump ass.
Vince Walters: It’s not about being grumpy, you special women! My view on what wrestlers should be is far and I do mean far different than your annoying view is on what they should be.
Jill Mathews: Again for those keeping count at home I am again rolling my eyes due to Vince Walters….
"Lighter" by Paris Hilton x Steve Aoki
The stadium descended into darkness, hushed whispers rippling through the crowd. Suddenly, a burst of dazzling pink and silver lights illuminated the entrance ramp, casting a spellbinding glow across the arena. The atmosphere crackled with excitement as the opening beats of "Lighter" by Paris Hilton reverberated through the air.
From the midst of the radiant spectacle emerged Blair Buchannan, bathed in a cascade of shimmering pink and silver hues. Each step she took was a dance of elegance, her silhouette a vision of grace against the sparkling lights. Diamonds and glitter cascaded around her, catching the light and scattering it into a mesmerizing display that captivated every eye in the arena.
The crowd erupted into a chorus of cheers as Blair moved forward, her confidence and poise undeniable. She was a beacon of glamor and sophistication, her presence commanding attention with an aura of sheer opulence.
As the chorus of "Lighter" pulsed through the stadium, the lights intensified, creating a dazzling symphony of pink and silver. Glitter rained down in a sparkling torrent, surrounding Blair in an ethereal glow that seemed to magnify her strength and resilience.
Approaching the ring, Blair's steps remained in perfect sync with the rhythm of the music. With each footfall, the arena shimmered brighter, as if paying homage to her triumphant return.
Stepping between the ropes, Blair stood in the center of the ring, a radiant smile adorning her face. Diamonds twinkled in her hair, catching the light and casting prismatic reflections across the stadium. The crowd erupted into thunderous applause, mesmerized by the sheer magnificence of her entrance.
The arena basked in a surreal ambiance of pink and silver brilliance, a testament to Blair's evolution and her unwavering spirit. Her entrance wasn't just a prelude to a match—it was a dazzling display that heralded her return to the spotlight, set against the backdrop of "Lighter", a song that resonated with her journey of triumph and resilience.
Tom Davis: And, now having made her way to the ring from Baton Rouge, Louisiana here is “The Fabulous” BLAIR BUCHANAN!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow a huge response from the fans for Blair and you know what Ailyn got a good response as well so I am happy for them both.
Vince Walters: Yeah so happy…. Yay…. But, I am looking forward to this match as it features two of the idiots' favorites aka the fans. Which also means which one will possibly get more aggressive for that win and which one might get booed heh.
Jill Mathews: Or…. The fans could cheer them both on and they could have an excellent wrestling match!
Vince Walters: Yeah… Jill you do realize what wrestling company you work for right? And, that our fans are special.
Jill Mathews: Uh.. DUH! Of course I know what wrestling company I work for and how would you know about fans being special if you have no fans…..
Vince Walters: LIES! Complete lies I tell yah!
DING!
Blair and Ailyn both go to the center of the ring and begin taking a look around…. As the NEW fans cheer first with Blair….Blair….Blair chants then with Ailyn….Ailyn chants. Both participants kind of take it in for a moment. Then Blair grabs a hold of Ailyn with a headlock; she sinks it in deep but Ailyn picks her up and drops her with a back body drop. Ailyn gets some cheers as Blair quickly gets back to her feet but is met by Ailyn with some hard chops across the upper chest of Blair and then Blair fires back with some hard chops of her own. Ailyn ends up backing up a few feet from the Blair chops as Blair sees an opportunity and goes for a running big boot to Ailyn’s face! But, Ailyn showing her awareness slid under it and BACK STABBER TO BLAIR!!!! Blair is down!!! Ailyn goes for a cover! ONE….TWO…NO! Kick Out by Blair! Ailyn looks at ref Jim Floss who holds up two fingers. Ailyn then gets to her feet and decides to grab a hold of Blair bringing her to her feet as well. Ailyn now delivers several open hand palm strike chops to Blair which you can see the pain across Blairs face from them after each one. Blair ends up back first against one of the corner turnbuckles. Ailyn hits her a few more times with those impressive palm strike chops then backs up several feet. She now comes charging towards Blair looking for a running closeline but Blair moves out of the way and AILYN COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! Ailyn is down and Blair has fallen to a knee!
Jill Mathews: Now this Vince is what I call wrestling these two have been going back and forth and really living it all in the ring thus far!
Vince Walters: Yeah Jill I see it… You know It’s my job to watch matches just like you and give my thoughts.
Jill Mathews: No really? You're kidding me, I never knew that Vince holy cow!
Vince Walters: And, it has been a good match thus far I agree very back and forth. But, I’m still waiting to see one really turn it up to another aggressive notch.
Jill Mathews: In other words folks he is waiting for some brutality…..
Vince Walters: You damn right I am Jill!
Blair gets back to her feet and notices a downed Ailyn. She then rolls out onto the ring apron and climbs up to the nearby top turnbuckle. As Ailyn gets to her feet Blair leaps off the top rope and MISSILE DROP KICK CONNECTS! Ailyn is back down to the mat and Blair goes for a pin attempt! ONE….TWO…NO!!!! Ailyn kicks out at two! Blair nods her head as if to say okay then… She then gets to her feet backing several feet up and waits for Ailyn to get back up. The moment Ailyn gets to her feet Blair comes running and RUNNING NECK BREAKER! This sends Ailyn down yet again as Blair once again goes for a pin attempt! ONE…..TWO….NO!!! Ailyn again kicks out at two! Blair gives senior ref Jim Floss a look then gets to her feet and reaches down to bring Ailyn to her feet but Ailyn takes her left boot and kicks Blair right between her eyes when she reaches down to bring her to her feet! Blair stumbles and drops to one knee while Ailyn slowly gets back to her feet and grabs a hold of Blair dropping her with a BRAIN BUSTER SUPLEX!!!! Ailyn now with the pin attempt ONE…..TWO…THREE! NO!!! NO!!! Blair got a shoulder up in time! Ailyn looks a little surprised as the fans cheer loudly now breaking out into Blair and then Ailyn chants. Ailyn now nods her head much like Blair did earlier and brings Blair back to her feet. Ailyn now begins to strike Blair with Muay Thai type strikes elbows and knees in fact! Blair is getting rocked as Ailyn then takes Blair down with a snap suplex. Ailyn now takes a moment to kind of gather herself as Blair had gotten some good shots in on her as well so far in this match. Then Ailyn hits a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO BLAIR!!!!! Ailyn however does not go for the pin instead she gets back to her feet turning her back to the downed Blair and STANDING MOONSAULT NO!!!! Blair got her knees up and Ailyn landed right across them!
Vince Walters: Ouch that never feels good that’s for sure.
Jill Mathews: No it certainly doesn’t. But, these two are again as I said earlier having a stellar match, a lot of near falls and a whole lot of back and forth action. I love it!
Vince Walters: We got us a good old fashioned back and forth wrestling match going on folks heh.
Jill Mathews: What is wrong with you? Seriously you are a wrestling journalist for christ sakes.
Vince Walters: It’s called adding a little humor into things Jill…. Seriously you need to lighten up, maybe get laid once in a while. I can even make a suggestion on who can help you out with that!
Jill Mathews: HA! Yeah no I’m good Vince…..
Both women are down at the moment as the fans begin once again chanting for Blair then Ailyn and then Blair obviously very split the fans are. Slowly Blair begins to get to her feet as does Ailyn. Now both are two there feet both showing effects from this classic battle as Blair goes for a right hand but Ailyn ducks it and goes for a left hand but now Blair ducks that. Ailyn turns as Blair then kicks Ailyn right in the stomach where Ailyn had just landed on Blairs knees just a few minutes ago. Ailyn stumbles down onto one knee after that kick and BLAIR WITH THE DDT!!!! Blair lays out Ailyn and another pin attempt! ONE….TWO… NO! Kick out from Ailyn. Blair rolls over sitting up kind of shaking her head as she now slowly makes it back to her feet. Meanwhile Ailyn is reaching out to the ring ropes using those to help pull herself to her feet. Blair locks her eyes on Ailyn just waiting a second as Ailyn gets back to her feet and then grabs a hold of Ailyn. Blair after having a hold of Ailyn runs and HITS THAT RUNNING BULLDOG OF HERS!!!!! Blair now with the pin attempt again! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! Ailyn somehow got a shoulder up at the last split second!!!! Blair is pretty shocked! The fans cheer loudly as Blair you can see is hurting but rises to her feet and motions for Ailyn to get up. Slowly Ailyn does get to her feet and Blair goes for a SNAP KICK but no! Ailyn dodged it! As Blair turns back towards Ailyn she gets met with a hard knee to her gut and then Ailyn sends a second knee into Blairs gut. Now Ailyn grabs a hold of Blair and SPIN CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (FULL FLIP DESTROYER)!!!!!!!!!! Ailyn, still hurting obviously, does manage to make the PIN! ONE…….TWO…..THREE! NO!!! NO!!! Blair this time gets a shoulder up just in the nick of time! Ailyn can’t believe it. She's in shock. The look on her face tells the story. She slowly gets to her feet as Blair is still down. Now Ailyn climbs up to the top turnbuckle and is facing the crowd SHE GOES FOR A OFF THE TOP ROPE MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! BLAIR MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE AILYN LANDED ON HER!!!!! Blair at the last second rolled over just enough for Ailyn to go crashing down to the mat! Blair now forces herself back to her feet bringing Ailyn up to her feet as well and SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!!!! (180 Degree Face Buster)!!!!!!!!!!! Blair falls to her knees but manages to cover Ailyn for the pin! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!
DING!!!!! DING!!!
Blair rolls onto her back hurting obviously and Ailyn is already on her back hurting both women breathing deeply as the fans begin to chant both Blair and Ailyn’s names very loudly.
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall BLAIR BUCHANNAN!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Listen to these people chanting both their names and giving these ladies a standing ovation as they deserve!
Vince Walters: Yeah it's uh great for them bravo……
Jill Mathews: What a great match between two stars! Yes I know Ailyn is 18 years old but to me these past few IGNITES she has proven herself to be a star. And, well Blair is a very much already established star. Kudos to both these women for putting on one hell of a match!
Vince Walters: It was a good one no doubt about that. For me personally it lacked some drama but that’s besides the point.
Jill Mathews: You know what Vince, I'll take that from you regarding this match. What a match damn I loved it!
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[Suddenly the lights dim and then flash on different shades of blue. '' The Jump off by Lil Kim hit's the Pa System, and the crowd waits who
they will see next. As Latoya Hixx makes her way to the stage, the audience gives a huge 'pop' and cheering is heard all over the arena (not to mention behind the announcing desk...) Latoya has a wide smile as she looks all over the audience. she then gets determined expression as
she starts to walk down the ramp towards the ring.]
[ Latoya finally reaches the bottom of the ramp, she walks up the steel stairs and gets to the apron. Latoya ducks under the second rope and makes her way to the ring. She poses there with her hands up and looks at the crowd that is excited to finally see her in the ring. Latoya
walks to the ring announcer who tosses the mic to her. she then lifts it up and waits for the music to fade and the crowd to calm down before she starts to talk.]
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Well hello all my beloved fans! How are you feeling this
Saturday?? [ *audience cheers*] That's what I thought, this is a great night for all of us - for me to finally see you all, and for you to finally see Me here right in front of you!! It feels great to be back, and I'm waiting our first Ignite more than anything before N-i--g--ht-o-f-t-h-e-n-i-n-j-a, those fifteen letters bring something on my mind... Of course great matches, pure action and talented Superstars, but right now it reminds me of - this Hands of Steel freak who had her debut only a few nights ago. Now Meg, I was watching your promo on the backstage, and I have to tell you that I got kind of surprised: I've always known you're a stupid woman to be a Hands of Steel, but gee; I never knew you're also self-destructive - because that is exactly what you have to be since first you step into the ring and mock women, and on
the second you challenge me to a match saying I have no chance to beat you your ass. Well Meg Coleman, that is where you're wrong. You're challenge accepted, but if you
think that I will let you win this match at Night of The Ninja then you have another thing coming
towards your way in two weeks at Night of The Ninja on Edge Wrestling.
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Meg Meg Meg... I'm sorry that you're bad for our
country, you're the shame that Memphis has to carry. Not only because you lack skills, but also because of the way you act. I don't know if you ever noticed, but Women are getting better and better every day - we are not only pretty faces, we're more than that. What are you to talk about how
you would never lose to a woman? I don't think you even have enough of experience about
women to even talk about us! Maybe that's the reason behind your attitude - you never got the woman you wanted, and now you've become bitter. when knowing your looks and
attitude I wouldn't doubt that theory a bit! But on Night of the Ninja Meg, you will not be taking
me down - oh no. you will see what I'm capable of doing when it goes personal... because if anything, this is personal! I won't let people like you come out here to talk trash about women when the only thing you should be doing is to walk in front of the mirror, take a close look over there and understand the fact
that everybody else has known ages: you're nothing but a whining jerk whose only
a chance to get a touch on women is to challenge them in a match! Now that's all fine with me since I'm the one you challenged, I'm the one who will get a chance to win the match!
but please do us a favor: Shut your mouth and let me teach you a lesson of Woman power-after that you will never be the same again!
The Canadian Princess|Latoya Hixx: Let's forget Meg Coleman for a while and move onto someone else... Maybe annoying any smarter, but definitely retard it woman: Scarlet! Scarlet... I've been back there looking at your promos and you babbling about how you want to become the Women's of Ignite, but quite frankly, I don't. On the other side, when I look at the other side of the story, I can see Edge wrestling there - that doesn't please me any more than you becoming the Women's division. Now Scarlet, you may not know this, but I can make your life very hard to stand. why would I do that then? Because I sure as hell don't like your attitude when it comes to Memphis, their home Country that I'm proud of! I've got nothing against America, but I've got a lot against Meg. that may not be a good thing since you might be the new Ignite newbie of Edge wrestling... If I had to choose from you and Meg, I really don't know which one I would. In the end, it had to be you because there are few quite simple reasons why I don't
want Ricky Cassel's to become Trans- Atlantic Champion of this Edge wrestling. Let's not go on
those reasons though... So Scarlet I've got a suggestion for you: You may not know this, but I
could be a very big help for you -or then become your worst nightmare.
That's why I'm giving you a chance to decide which on you want to be. So here's my proposal: If
I help you beat Ricky Cassels to be the new Trans-Atlantic Championship, you will do a favor for me: When you win this Trans-Atlantic Champion,I will become the Trans-Atlantic World Champion! When that happens, I'm not waiting - or wanting - us to become friends, but I could make things nice for the Canadian wrestlers which I bet you don't want to lose, and you could take care of everything else. The Canadians will need someone to count on - and that would be me. I don't think some of them could stand
your attitude too long, and that wouldn't be good for your match, Scarlet, think about it. it's your choice, let me know when you've made up your mind.
[ Latoya smirks and the audience cheers loudly. The Jump off'' hit's once again as Latoya
is ready to leave the ring. She tosses the Mic back to the ring announcer, and walks to the ropes. Latoya bends and steps to the apron between the second and third rope. She walks the stairs down and makes her way backstage.]
Jill Mathews: Uh…….
Vince Walters: My uh thoughts exactly!
Jill Mathews: Okay unless Latoya just recently traveled back in time she needs to be more aware of what is currently going on in NEW EDGE!
Vince Walters: Hey time travel is possible just saying…
Jill Mathews: So… Latoya just a few small things right quick… I hope you are backstage watching right now… First off doll you uh need to realize that NIGHT OF THE NINJA IS ALREADY BOOKED!
Vince Walters: YEAH TELL HER! I love to see you all worked up. It's hot!
Jill Mathews: Second… Megan Coleman is injured which is why NEW had to postpone her match tonight mmm k? Are you staying with me? Lord, I hope so…
Vince Walters: I’m TRYING!
Jill Mathews: Oh shut up Vince! Now, Latoya let's be moving onto Scarlet and Ricky Cassels…. Uh… NEWS FLASH RICKY CASSELS HAS NOT WRESTLED IN NEW SINCE 2016! And, Scarlet Styles is not an active wrestler! So yeah you might just wanna do a little more homework on the current state of this company before you come out and uh talk again in front of all of us!!!!
Vince Walters: Shockingly I agree with Jill Mathews…. I know don’t everyone faint at home.
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Johnny Stylez vs Bia
Vince Walters: OKAY IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON! NOW HERE IS THE MATCH I HAVE BEEN WAITING F’N FOR!
Jill Mathews: Excited to see Bia that much eh there Vince?
Vince Walters: Haha very funny… You know why I am excited we are about to see the greatest wrestler in the business today! THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION MY GUY LA JOHNNY STYLEZ! GET EXCITED JILL!
Jill Mathews: Oh yeah I’m just overjoyed about the fact we are about to see Johnny…. No, but I will say I am looking forward to this one as well. I mean Bia represents a big time challenge in my opinion to the so-called best wrestler in NEW.
Vince Walters: Blah… She’s pretty good but she’s no LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!
Jill Mathews: We shall see Vince we shall see….
The signature tolling bells of AC/DC's "Hells Bells" can be heard signaling the impending arrival of the powerhouse known as Bia. The lights to the entryway pulse red as the song picks up pace.
Tom Davis: The following is a NON TITLE match. First hailing from Fremantle, Western Australia here is THE FREMANTLE FORCE BIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd cheer as Bia comes stomping out onto the entryway down to the ring. Clad in ring gear that's all metal, chains, and black leather, her hair in tight braids. She marches down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans at ringside. Sliding into the ring she climbs onto the turnbuckle and poses, arms outstretched. She lets out a war cry as the three remaining ringposts let off a blast of red fire pyro. After a few moments she hops down, pacing as she waits for her opponent.
Vince Walters: Listen to these fans cheer for Bia…. But, when there damned Champion of the world comes out in a minute they will boo him like idiots….
Jill Mathews: And, I do not blame them one dang bit for booing our champion of the world. Now Bia on the other hand has made quite the impression in our first two IGNITES since returning. First the rumble where she didn’t win but she showed off some freakish skills and then she beat your little Queenie last IGNITE.
Vince Walters: Which was bullcrap as I still believe Bianca Davis the Queen won that match but nooo old man Jim Floss had to be all slow in his damned count.
Jill Mathews: Old man? Vince he is like maybe five years older than you…
Vince Walters: He is not! He’s at least twenty years older than me!
~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the Edge-Tron, as green smoke begins to fill the entryway. The arena goes completely black ¦and then
~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-
Cold by Crossfade plays over the loudspeaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a P.o.P T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is P.o.P in white bold letters with (Players of Perfection) written in captions. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.
-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-
Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting in the front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immediately begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it. Stylez walks up to the ring announcer and playfully slaps them over the head a few times, before walking over to the turnbuckle and laying across it pretending to fall asleep as he awaits for the bell.
Tom Davis: And, now having made his way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana here is THE NEW EDGE WORLD CHAMPION LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans boo loudly as Johnny smiles that classic grin of his not seeming to care one bit.
Jill Mathews: Johnny Stylez is so loved by our fans….
Vince Walters: Morons all of them I tell you! They should be kissing the ground he walks on!
Jill Mathews: HA…. Yeah that’s never ever going to happen there Vince.
Vince Walters: Well it damn well should. I mean look at the record setting Seven Time NEW World Champion all relaxed and just never feeling under pressure in the big moments.
Jill Mathews: Or… He’s just being a cocky, over confident ass as per the normal with him. And, I will tell you what he better get focused cause he is in there with the War Goddess Bia!
Vince Walters: War Goddess? Well she’s in there with the MOTHA F’N CHAMP JILL!
DING!!!!!!
Bia charges to the center of the ring and Johnny Stylez with a smug look on his face slowly struts over to the center of the ring. The moment he got there though Bia didn’t mess around she kicked Johnny hard in his gut and then picked Johnny up MAELSTROM (F-5)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE COVERS JOHNNY!!!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! JOHNNY GOT HIS LEFT BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! BIA gets to her feet looking over at ref Jim Floss who is pointing over at Johnny’s boot being on the bottom rope. The fans popped huge thinking Bia had won the match just like that but now there was a bit of shock that Johnny got his boot on the bottom rope. Johnny rolled himself under the bottom rope and is now outside the ring. Bia looked a little frustrated as she showed off her freakish power and almost pulled off a victory of the NEW World Champ in what would have been possibly record time. Bia decides to roll outside the ring where Johnny is. Stylez has ended with his back against the steel ring steps and looking pretty out of it. Bia sees Johnny with his back against the steel ring steps and goes charging with an attempted running KNEE TO HIS FACE BUT NO!!!!!!!!!! JOHNNY FELL OVER TO HIS RIGHT AND BIA SMASHED HER RIGHT KNEE INTO RING STEPS AND THEN ENDS UP FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE MAT HOLDING THAT KNEE IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN!!!!! Johnny now begins to force himself to his feet with a snicker now coming across his face. He even mouths “You trying to Phucking make a fool of me? NAW!” As Johnny now stumbles to his feet and rolls back into the ring to break the count. He then rolls back outside where Bia is still down holding her knee. Johnny gets Bia to her feet but she can barely stand and he tosses her back into the ring. He now rolls himself back into the ring placing her leg on the second rope then leaping up and dropping all his weight down onto that right injured knee/leg. The fans boo very loudly as Johnny smiles his cocky smile. He now brings a hobbled Bia to her feet once again and The DeMoRaLiZeR!!!! (A Spinebuster into a standing figure 4 leglock)!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: I can’t believe this! Bia had Johnny Stylez beat! She shocked the world by hitting that huge move of hers right out of the gate and that lucky SOB landed near the ring ropes and managed to get his boot on the ropes just at the last split second.
Vince Walters: Bia certainly gave it her best shot but it wasn’t good ENOUGH! And, now Bia hurt that right knee of hers on the outside which is just fantastic for THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
Jill Mathews: Damn it I hate you sometimes and I hate Johnny Stylez. He was against those ring steps and of course Bia went in for the kill! She just got unlucky that he literally fell over at the last second.
Vince Walters: I don’t think luck had anything to do with it. I think it was all part of Johnny Stylez 'plan outside the ring there! Which I mean shouldn’t surprise no one because he’s F’n LA JOHNNY STYLEZ.
Jill Mathews: His plan? He was out of it! Just stop kissing ass Vince for five seconds please good lord.
Vince Walters: Woman…. Vince Walters does not kiss ass he tells things how they are! Just like right now Johnny has Bia in that standing figure four leg lock and with that bad knee of hers she is going to have to TAP!
Jill Mathews: Sadly I will admit Bia is in a bad way here now. But, look at her she is telling Ref Jim Floss no and even shaking her head no she has so much heart!
Vince Walters: Heart is uh wonderful but it doesn’t change the fact that she is in a very bad way!
Bia continues to tell Ref Jim Floss no as Johnny says “It’s just a phuckin matter of time!” Bia however begins to reach her left arm out as far as she can and is very close to the bottom ring rope. After several minutes in this standing figure four leg lock she FINALLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! She never tapped or gave up! Johnny shakes his head as the ref count gets up to four and finally he releases the hold. Johnny now waits patiently with a smirk as he yells “GET UP!” Towards Bia who is now using the ring ropes to pull herself to her feet but she is unable to really hold any weight on that right leg. She turns towards Johnny pretty much hobbling on one leg as he charges in towards her. But, the moment he got close she threw a couple of quick punches which caught him off guard then lunged at him for a closeline attempt but Johnny moved out of the way and Bia fell back to the mat! Bia again uses the ring mat to force herself to her feet but still on one leg basically as Johnny grabs her and CURTAIN JERKER!!!!! (REVERSE TWIST OF FATE) ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! Bia manages to get a shoulder up just in time! Johnny can’t believe it he looks pissed as he gets up and begins to point his finger at Jim Floss the senior official in NEW. The argument between him and the ref continues which this is not the first time regarding these two arguing not even close. This allows Bia time to begin to force herself to her feet yet again but as soon as she gets up SHE FALLS BACK DOWN! She is unable to hold her weight now on that bad leg at all! Johnny turns and smiles as he reaches down dodging some punch attempts by Bia he then kicks her right between her eyes and then jumps up and STOMPS DOWN ON THAT BAD RIGHT KNEE!!!! Bia rolls onto her side holding that same knee in pain as Johnny brings her to her feet and INSULT 2 INJURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Johnny PINS BIA! ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by pinfall LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!
Vince Walters: YES! YES! THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH ANOTHER VICTORY!
Jill Mathews: Oh I think I’m gonna be sick…. Bia was so close damn it she had Johnny early on with that surprise sudden Maelstrom from her to him… But, one bit of bad luck outside the ring and her knee got all messed up damn it! We need some NEW trainers to get down here and check on her.
Vince Walters: She never had him beat he might have got taken by surprise but he had everything in hand regardless Jill. He is the BEST FOR A DAMNED REASON!
Jill Mathews: Oh I need a stiff drink now damn it! But, kudos go out to Bia who gave a valiant effort despite having possibly seriously hurt the right knee of hers during the match. A truly gutsy performance by her.
Vince Walters: Yeah….Yeah good for her but LA JOHNNY STYLEZ IS THE WINNER! AND, THE CHAMP OH AND THE BEST!
Jill facepalms and obviously has nothing else to say as NEW Trainers come down to check on Bia while Johnny Stylez gets his left arm raised multiple times by Jim Floss at Johnny’s insistence of course.
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“A SPECIAL INTERVIEW”
Vince Walters: We have had a great show so far and now we are going to a video of an interview with the most controversial wrestler of all time. He is going to say some crazy stuff.
Jill Matthews: You cannot be serious. Do you know the horrible things that man has to say? He is going to kill this place before it gets going. Did you hear the things he had to say about departed NEW legends?
Vince Walters: I am very well aware of the words that are going to come out of the mouth of Hunter Valentyne. He pretty much hates everyone in the NEW. He is going to make his statement after being left out of the festivities here tonight.
Jill Matthews: He should have been fired for saying the things he said. I will not be listening to him.
Vince Matthews: A woman that does not listen? What a novel concept.
Jill Matthews: I listen just fine. I just choose not to give any weight to the ramblings that come out of your mouth.
Vince Walters: If I were you I would not bring weight into any discussion. You have put a few pounds on over the last couple of years.
Jill Matthews: Go fuck yourself, Vince.
Vince Walters: I am no Lanny Poffo, biguns.
Jill Matthews: I have told you to never call me that, asshole. Get to the stupid interview.
VInce Matthews: Very well. Apparently Jill can’t wait to hit the buffet line. This interview does not reflect the views of New Edge Wrestling, its sponsors or its subsidiaries. The interview takes place in the home of Hunter Valentyne.
The screen goes snowy as we see the living room of Hunter Valentyne. He is sitting there with a suit and tie on as the interviewer is sitting across from him. He smiles into the camera almost anticipating upsetting people.
Layla Davis: Ladies and gentlemen I am here in the home of Hunter Valentyne against my will. I do not like this man and have been sent here to do this interview. I have nothing to do with whatever horrible comments he has.
Hunter Valentyne: Jesus Christ, I am not the fucking devil. And do not say you are here against your will, I am not Johnny Styles. Mostly because this interview will actually make fucking sense. And it will not take ten fucking hours to watch. Now get to your fucking questions.
Layla Davis: Very well. Do you feel any shame in your actions regarding a few weeks ago? Do you feel you owe anyone an apology? The comments you had about the departed members of this family?
Hunter Valentyne: First of all, none of you fucking whiny bitches are family. No, I have never apologized for my words, thoughts, or actions. I do not expect you or any of the other soft ass cupcakes in that locker room to get what I was saying. I was being honest and these weak ass bitches have always had a problem with that. The guy died and suddenly he is revered when the people who had a problem with what I said are the ones who constantly mocked and ridiculed him. Those people can legit go fuck themselves. I do not apologize for shit. Especially not to that so-called champion and starting his 89th stable. The former NEW guys can all go fuck themselves. I am more concerned with the newer talent who think this is a legit wrestling company because they don’t know these fucking guys and girls. Not what I know them to be as people who think they are stars when they a fucking idiots.
Layla Davis: So now you are concerned about younger talent? How full of crap are you really?
Hunter Valentyne: I have the balls to be honest and not be hypocritical. How many fucked up things has Johnny done? Jesus Christ, most of the shit we have done together. I never thought that Johnny would ever be the soft ass pussy he became. I mean maybe I should have because of his awful ownership of OPW. He wants to say some stupid shit about you having to respect things to disrespect others. Guess what? This should not be a shock to anyone, especially people who know me. I respect no fucking body. I damn sure do not respect that idiot carrying around a belt he never earned. I do not respect the owner of this place. I do not respect people who have lived off of the company that I put on the fucking map. These idiots want to return to the group that killed this mother fucker in the first place. I know what the business represents to this company and what the fuck it turns into. The business turns into the cRu. Do you think I forgot you drug induced fuck?
Layla Davis: Do you think these issues can be solved? Can you talk about the OPW days with Johnny Stylez as the owner?
Hunter Valentyne: I went to the OPW for two very simple reasons. The first was to beat the fucking shit out of him which I did on several occasions. He never had the balls to face me in the ring, because he is a pussy. But i definitely took his fucking head off on several occasions and pissed him off on more occasions. The second reason was to watch him fail up close. It was like going to a NASCAR race to watch the wreck. The wreck was far better than even I thought it would be. Of course, pissing him the fuck off at every turn was better than sex. By the way, Tom Brady is the fucking GOAT, you whiny pussy.
Layla Davis: SO you want to fight Johnny Stylez for the NEW World Heavyweight TItle?
Hunter Valentyne: Eventually. Taking it now would be kind to him. I want him to get used to having it. I want it to become a part of his soul. I want his ego to take over. I want it to become his definition. And then I want to rip it away from him and make him cry like he always fucking does. But I do have some surprises for the NEW and for that jackass that owns this place.
Layla Davis: What kind of surprises?
Hunter Valentyne: Do you really think I would fucking tell you? If I told you then it would no longer be a surprise since this is going to be shown to the people I am surprising. But there will be a time when Johnny comes to me rather than me having to chase his pussy ass. I have some things that are going to happen to make that a fucking reality. The fact that they left me off the card this week is going to need to be punished. Jesse Styles needs to be punished for having no balls. Johnny needs to be punished for being a coward. Roger Wright needs to be punished for being Roger Wright, They have some shit coming.
Layla Davis: How are you going to do that?
Hunter Valentyne: I have learned over the years that chasing Johnny Stylez is a fruitless pursuit. He runs and hides from me and has for years. So I needed to come up with a plan for him to come looking for me. I know what motivates him to stop being a pussy. As some jackass likes to say, Stay Tuned.
Layla Davis: Any final thoughts?
Hunter Valentyne: I feel like a parent in this situation. MIstakes have been made by several of these fucks, especially Johnny and Jesse. I believe in accountability. You fuck up when you are a kid the parent disciplines you. They need to pay for their crimes against me and that means burning The Business to the fucking ground. I am not going to sit back and watch these jackoffs kill this company yet again. Jesse will be punished for leaving me off the card and the hundred of times he has fucked me over. Johnny wiIl be punished for being a whiny bitch. If I have to be the adult in the room, so be it.
The broadcast goes snowy once again and we are in the arena. The broadcast team seems a bit flummoxed.
Vince Walters: There is no way that egomaniac is going to do anything he says. That guy is nothing but hot air.
Jill Matthews: Surprisingly I actually agree with a lot of what he said. Not the LA Kief stuff of course! But, what he had to say about Jesse Styles and Johnny Stylez. They think this is their personal playground and somebody had to stand up to them. It is time for us to go to commercials.
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MAIN EVENT
Valora Salinas vs Rylee Ruin
Jill Mathews: Well after yet another crazy IGNITE we have arrived at OUR MAIN EVENT!
Vince Walters: This was originally the match right below the main event but due to Megan Coleman suffering a concussion in training that match for the vacant X-Core Title had to be postponed so here we are with Rylee versus Valora….
Jill Mathews: Valora the number one contender to LA Johnny Stylez NEW World Championship taking on The Little Monster Rylee Ruin. You know it was sad to hear about Megan’s injury but despite that this match here is going to make for one hell of a main event.
Vince Walters: I’m excited to see The Little Monster hurt Valora!
Jill Mathews: Oh yes of course you want her to hurt Valora to soften her up for your main guy Johnny Stylez.
Vince Walters: I mean that’s kind of true but honestly I just don’t like Valora.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh… Well it’s MAIN EVENT TIME!
The venue fills with fog as a rose pink light is emitted everywhere. “Tally” by BLACKPINK starts to play as on the screen a similar color female gender symbol starts as a dot and as the beat drops the symbol invades the entire screen. The same imagery is made in laser light in the ring.
I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
I ain't gon' conceal it
While you talking all that shit, I'll be getting mine, getting mine
When the verse starts out of the entrance comes a fairly short but muscular figure wearing a white BJJ rashguard with alternating black and pink roses as the pattern on the top and half black and pink mid thigh length skin tight shorts. Across the chest it says TRIOCS and also on the butt of the shorts. On the back of the shirt and left leg it says R. Ruin.
Don't apologize for my behavior
If you're offended, I don't care (yeah)
Staring at me 'stead of staring in the mirror
Little weird how
They stand there taking in the environment for a few moments just squeezing their hands together. As the pre chorus plays Rylee Ruin starts a medium trot to the ring making it there and slides under the bottom rope on their stomach and near the middle of the ring.
Everybody tells me to play nice
Everybody judge, but looking twice
But my body don't belong to, nah-ah-ah, none of them though
And I'm not gonna change 'cause you say so
When the chorus comes back in she rises to her feet standing and staring back at the ramp with her arms crossed waiting impatiently for her opponent as her is added to the screen and laser lights.
I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
I ain't gon' conceal it
While you talking all that shit, I'll be getting mine, getting mine
Yeah, I say "fuck it" when I feel it
'Cause no-one's keeping tally, I do what I want with who I like
And I ain't gon' conceal it
I'll just do it like the boys say, I'm getting mine, getting mine
Tom Davis: First having made her way to the ring hailing from Seattle Washington here is “THE LIL MONSTER” RYLEE RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Another well kind of crazy person that is part of NEW. However she is not as conflicted as Joshua Cole is I guess you could say. But, Rylee is a dangerous woman no question about it as she has proven since her debut back at the Rumble. She is a highly trained and skilled wrestler.
Vince Walters: As I have said since we reopened the doors to NEW I am a big fan of the LIL MONSTER!
Jill Mathews: Yeah you have said that but tonight you are an even bigger fan because of who she is facing….
Vince Walters: I mean it adds a little more to it for me yes but the point is Rylee is one bad female and I dig her.
The lights darken a bit before ‘Bring It’ by Trapt plays over the PA and Valora makes her way up out from the back carrying her trademark lead pipe and taking a drink from her tequila as she makes her way down the rampway, pausing every so often to mingle with the fans before reaching ringside and sliding into the ring before moving right to one of the corners climbing and playing to the crowd before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and landing on her feet in the ring and turning her back to the turnbuckle, slowly, methodically backing into the corner, leaning back against it as she waits for the match to begin.
SENIOR REF JIM Floss takes the lead pipe from Valora who looks a little annoyed that he is making her hand it over. Jim Floss then hands it through the ropes to a ring crew member.
Tom Davis: And, her opponent she is the Number One Contender to the NEW World Title from Mexico City Mexico here is VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Wow, listen to the fans cheer loudly for Valora! She is the Hardcore Icon and they love her here in Memphis!
Vince Walters: Memphis is full of dumb people so of course they love her Jill.
Jill Mathews: You literally say that about every single town we go to….
Vince Walters: When it’s true it’s true what can I say there Mathews.
Jill Mathews: Well Rylee and Valora are staring holes in each other from opposite sides of the ring. Some exchanges on twitter or uh X….. Got said between these two that has heated this match up even more.
Vince Walters: Elon Musk…. Trying to call it X instead of twitter how special.
DING!!!!!
The bell rings as both Valora and Rylee waste no time marching to the center of the ring as they right away begin slugging it out. Valora with a height advantage and a bit of reach advantage seems to be connecting with the most shots in this exchange. The fans are chanting Val…..Val…..Val!!!! Rylee stops throwing her hands and seems to be a bit fazed now after the big time exchange. Valora sees this as she grabs a hold of Rylee and goes for a double arm ddt which she PULLS OFF! Down goes Rylee! Valora now climbs outside onto the ring apron and slingshots herself over the top rope attempted leg drop down onto Rylee but no! Rylee rolled out of the way and Valora landed hard on the mat ass first. Rylee now gets to her feet and Valora gets back to her feet as well. Rylee grabs a hold of Valora and JUDO THROWS HER ACROSS THE RING!!! Valora lands on her lower back. The fans boo loudly as Rylee tells them to “SHUT UP!” Now Rylee refocuses as she walks over to the downed Valora bringing her back to her feet and ANOTHER JUDO THROW this time back to the other side of the ring. Valora looks a little rocked by these impressive Judo throws. Rylee looks out to the fans mocking them for a moment then turns back towards Valora who is once again getting back to her feet. Rylee looks pretty pissed about this and charges at Valora. An attempted running shoulder block to the gut of Valora but Val moves and Rylee collides with a corner turnbuckle! Valora now waits as Rylee stumbles around PELE KICK FROM VALORA!!!! PIN!!!! ONE…..TWO….NO! Rylee with a kick out! Valora nods her head and even cracks a half smile as she gets back to her feet bringing Rylee up with her. She turns Rylee around and RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX sending Rylee across the ring onto her back! The fans pop big time at this!
Jill Mathews: Oh these two are having a very aggressive wrestling match thus far very hard hitting.
Vince Walters: I do love these types of matches. Hell I am all about violence and since this is a wrestling match hard hitting works for me!
Jill Mathews: Valora showed Rylee right there that she too can show off some power and toss her across the ring just like Rylee did twice with those judo throws.
Vince Walters: Yeah it was nice but I gotta say I really liked those Judo throws more.
Jill Mathews: Of course you did Vince….. But, we had a pin as well that Rylee kicked out of despite an impressive pele kick that really got Rylee good.
Vince Walters: Impressive sure but not enough to put away The Little Monster!
Valora brings the downed Rylee to her feet. She begins striking Rylee with lefts, rights and a spinning kick to the side of Rylee’s face which knocks Rylee back against another corner turnbuckle. Now Valora backs up a good amount then comes charging in for a running closeline but Rylee moves!!! This time it’s Valora who crashes into the corner turnbuckle! Rylee waits as Valora stumbles out from the corner turnbuckle just as Rylee did earlier and Rylee picks up Valora GYRATE FOR ME?!!!!! (A Spinning Brainbuster)!!!!! Rylee makes the pin! ONE…..TWO…..THREE!!! NO!!! NO!!! Valora got a shoulder up! Rylee looks up at ref Jim Floss and tries to not get mad. However you can see she is fighting her urges and finally she just screams at Jim Floss over the count. She gets right up near him as he warns her to calm it down. Meanwhile Valora begins to roll towards the ring ropes and reaches up to use them to pull herself up to her feet. The fans are cheering Valora on. Finally Rylee stops arguing with the ref, turns around and sees Valora getting to her feet. Rylee nails Valora with a hard right elbow to the side of her face then a hard left elbow to that side of her face and Valora is rocked. Now Rylee grabs Valora looking to lift her up again but Valora blocks it! Instead Valora lifts Rylee up and DROPS HER BACK FIRST ACROSS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PAD!!!!! Rylee crumbles to the ring mat! Valora now hearing the chants while showing signs of hurting slowly goes outside the ring and climbs up to the top rope. She turns herself around back now facing the ring! Valora LEAPS OFF AZTEC MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! NO!!! RYLEE GOT HER KNEES UP JUST BEFORE VALORA LANDED!!!! Now both Valora and Rylee are down on their backs breathing deeply.
Jill Mathews: Wow what a battle between these two! They are literally leaving it all out there in the ring as they should be.
Vince Walters: Come on Rylee here is your chance to finish VAL off!
Jill Mathews: It’s not that simple Vince… Both Rylee and Valora are hurting; they have hit each other with all they have in this match and it has taken its toll.
Vince Walters: Well Rylee has got to dig down deep then!
Jill Mathews: Oh Vince I would love to see you become a wrestler and go through what these two have.
Vince Walters: I could if I wanted I’m buff enough and tough enough! But, I simply like my job with you just to damned much what can I say.
Jill Mathews: Yeah that totally has to be it….
Rylee rolls over and gets to her knees now MOUNTING HERSELF on top of Valora! Rylee now begins just dropping elbows to Valora with a whole lot of fury behind them! Several shots land as REF Jim Floss counts to FIVE!!! But, Rylee has still not stopped! FLOSS GRABS A HOLD OF RYLEE PULLING HER OFF VALORA!!!! He warns her about disqualifying her and how it’s her final warning. Also how he should not have to pull her off someone he’s the OFFICIAL!.... The fans cheer for Jim Floss as Rylee looks like she wants to kill Floss. But, she seems to decide not to as she turns towards the downed Valora and gets kicked right between the eyes from a left boot from Val! Now Val gets back to her feet and grabs a hold of the stunned Rylee DOWNWARD SPIRAL!!!!!!!!!!! (720 DDT)!!!!!! Valora with practically no energy left gets her left arm over Rylee’s body for the PIN!!! ONE……TWO….THREE!!! NO!!! NO!!!! Rylee got a shoulder up just in time! The fans now boo Ref Jim Floss…. Val rolls over onto her back and both ladies are down breathing deeply yet again. Valora begins to rise to her feet a bit off balance and ends up dropping to one knee for a moment. Rylee now begins to rise to her feet and now both women get to their feet at the same time! They are at the center of the ring and begin slugging it out like they did at the beginning of the match! Granted both are lacking the power they had at the beginning of the match this far into things but its a slug fest nonetheless! Rylee HEAD BUTTS VALORA right between her eyes and IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!! RYLEE then drops to a knee for a second obviously from hurting but grits her teeth getting back to her feet and CHARGING AT VALORA!!! NO!!! Valora falls down out from the corner just to her right! Rylee SMASHES INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND VALORA FROM BEHIND ROLLS HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE…….TWO…..THREE!!!!!!
DING!!!!! DING!!!
Jill Mathews: WOW what a match! So hard hitting and these two really beat the hell out of each other!
Vince Walters: Valora won? What? I swore Rylee got her shoulder up just in time!
Jill Mathews: Oh Rylee did get that left shoulder up but it was after Ref Jim Floss’s hand smacked the ring mat for three so just a little late…
Vince Walters: I dunno if I agree with you damn it…..
Tom Davis: Here is your winner by PINFALL VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valora gets to her feet as Jim Floss raises her right arm in victory then Valora drops to one knee hearing the VAL ... .VAL….VAL chants from the fans! But, Rylee has set up and PULLED OUT THAT RETRACTABLE BATON FROM HER RIGHT BOOT!!!!! SHE GETS TO HER FEET AND SMASHES THE BATON ACROSS THE BACK OF VALORA!!!!! THIS SENDS VALORA FLAT DOWN ON HER FACE!!!!
The Little Monster looks pissed! As she drops the Baton and rolls outside the ring slowly still hurting obviously. She reaches under the ring pulling a TABLE OUT! She then shoves the table over the top rope and into the ring. Rylee now rolls into the ring and sets the table up. She now goes over to Valora bringing her up to her feet and head butting her between the eyes. Rylee now grabs a hold of Valora FALL INTO RUIN!!!!!!!!!! THREW THE TABLE!!!!!! Rylee leaves Valora laying as she rolls outside of the ring hearing the huge amount of boos from the fans. She screams for them to shut up before limping back up the ramp and to the back!
Vince Walters: Well LITTLE MONSTER MIGHT NOT OF WON THE MATCH BUT BY GOD DID SHE DO A HELL OF A JOB MAKING SURE SHE WALKED OUT OF THE RING AND NOT VALORA! I love it!
Jill Mathews: I dislike it very much…. Rylee was well being one of her uh personalities I would guess THE MONSTER…..
Vince Walters: LIL Monster and THE MONSTER are my personal favorites!
Jill Mathews: Sigh… Look at our number one contender sitting up but in a clear daze what a match that ended up getting ruined after because of Rylee Ruin….
Vince Walters: Ruined? I Disagree! I thought it made the night even more impactful!
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SUDDENLY THE NEW-TRON TURNS ON! We see Jesse Styles and Johnny Stylez standing backstage with “Concerned looks on their faces' ' As the camera then catches an out cold Abbigail Dresden laying on the concrete! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse Styles: Hey uh let’s get some help over here for Abby!
Johnny Stylez: yEaH LeTs pHuckin get some help she looks like she nEEds IT!
Jesse Styles: Come on hurry up jeez….
Johnny Stylez: OH hey VALORA! dAmN bAd nIGhT huh?
Jesse Styles: Sure seems like she’s had a bad night and someone beat up her protegee…. I mean it wasn’t us of course but damn someone knocked her the F out!
Johnny Stylez: Sure as PhUcK did!
Jesse Styles: Valora don’t get up help for your friend is on the way.
Johnny Stylez: yEah SeriOusly Val… yOu are gOing to need to rEst up for next Phuckin IGNITE cause my and my cousin here are going to beat you and Roger Phucking DOWN!
Jesse Styles: You heard the man live from NEW ORLEANS at OUR FINAL IGNITE BEFORE TENSION IN TEXAS! See you there Val and we do hope your friend gets better.
Johnny Stylez: NEW ORLEANS BABY HERE WE PHUCKING COME!
With that the NEW-TRON Goes BLANK and we see Valora rolling her body out of the ring and trying to walk up the ramp as fast as she can to go check on Abigail. THE NEW IGNITE LOGO THEN FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN AS WE GO TO A REPLAY OF THE NIGHTS EVENTS!!!!