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Vince Walters: Welcome to Ignite live from New Orleans. My name is Vince Walters and beside me is Jill Matthews. We are very excited about the matches we have to bring you this evening. In the main event we have a tag team match with The Business taking on Roger Wright and Valora Salinas.
Jill Matthews: We also have a grudge match of sorts with hunter Valentyne facing off against Jeremiah Vastrix. Vastrix cost Hunter a shot at the World Title by getting involved in the battle royal months ago. That is something Hunter is not going to forget. Even if Vastrix himself could only mention Hunter’s age.
Vince Walters: We are looking forward to all of those matches and many more. It makes you wonder who exactly we are going to hear from on top of these excellent contests. We might hear from the Business and what they are thinking after the verbal assaults by a few other people.
Jill Matthews: We are fresh off the heels of Night of the Ninja in memorial to the great LA Kief. I wonder if anyone is going to speak on the happenings from that historic event. Maybe we will find out why our World Champion decided he had better things to do than to appear at the event.
Vince Walters: We need to get to the ring and watch these great matches unfol…
Bump Heads by Eminem plays in the arena as Hunter Valentyne walks out to the ring. He has a knowing smile on his face as he receives a very mixed reaction. People obviously remember his comments about LA Kief. He is joined by a leggy blonde in the business skirt and white blouse. Hunter power walks to the ring seemingly enjoying the response.
He holds the ropes open for his new companion as she slides under the second rope and enters the ring. Hunter Slides into the ring under the bottom rope and holds his arms out as if he is looking for a hug from the Louisiana crowd. That shit is not happening since this is the hometown of the biggest coward to ever live. Hunter motions for the microphone as his companion seems ready to get this thing going.
Hunter: Calm down a moment. There are a few things that need to be said. Do not worry, New Orleans. I understand people from this place need single syllable words to understand. Much like the little bitch that came from here. I do not want any type of misunderstanding due to your poor education choices.
The crowd boos loudly because their home town boy is in the building. Hunter stands in the middle of the ring with a tight lipped smile on his face. He brings the microphone up to his lips to continue addressing the people who hate him and always will. The mixed reaction has turned into complete hatred because of their hometown LGBTQ champion.
Hunter: Let us first start with the 500 pound pink elephant in the room. And no that is not Scarlett Styles in that ugly ass hat she likes to wear. Let’s talk a little bit about Night of the Ninja and the memorial show for LA Kief. That show proved my fucking point. I love it when the soft ass snowflakes in the locker room prove me to be correct after their bitching cancel culture bullshit. That was not a tribute, that was a roast. They only view Kief as someone to be laughed at. But those pussies have a problem with the truth. Our piece of shit World Champion could not even be bothered to show the fuck up for the tribute he bitched about. He could not even make an appearance because that is exactly what bitches do. But that is okay because when you expect very little from that piece of shit, you are never disappointed.
The crowd in attendance begins throwing shit into the ring as the young lady is ducking the trash thrown into the ring and is obviously upset. Hunter seems to be reveling in the anger he is causing. It is almost like he wants to piss these people off.
Hunter Valentyne: Now onto the cancer of New Edge Wrestling that needs to be killed. I just want Jesse Styles to admit he used the death of LA Kief as an excuse to open New Edge Wrestling for the twentieth time. Why is it that somebody has to die to resurrect something that should have been allowed to rest in peace? Now he wants to be the bad guy. News flash you bald headed fuck, you always have been the bad guy by screwing me over more times than I can count. So bringing back the Business will kill this company yet again with your toxic management style. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. I am not allowing that to happen. The Business turns into the cRu which turns into a flat lined wrestling company. I am going to destroy everybody with that trash ass LGBTQ shirt on. I will start with your so-called muscle. Seth Iser this is not personal, just business. You get the pun you stupid fuck? I am going to kick the shit out of everyone until only the LGBTQ champion is left with that worthless piece of trash on your shoulder. You can keep that hunk of shit. I am just going to fuck you up like I should have done long ago if you were not such a bitch ass coward. Cry to someone who gives a shit. Now Jesse Styles, get your bitch ass out here. As much as I hate speaking to you we need you out here for official New Edge business so to speak.
The screen goes white and it comes back on with Jesse Styles sitting in his dressing room on a black leather sofa. His demeanor seems to be a bit off as he is frowning. He is sitting on the sofa looking disapprovingly as he begins to speak.
Jesse Styles: Who the fuck do you think you are? You cannot call me out there to the ring and expect me to come running. I have a God Damned show to run as well as a thriving business to oversee. Now tell me what the fuck do you want. Oh and since we are in the same building I feel the need for some protection. Seth, can you come here for a minute?
Seth Iser walks into the camera angle with his arms folded. Jesse seems to be more at ease with The Business enforcer standing beside him. Paid Muscle whatever the fuck you want to call him.
Woman: My name is Morgan Reese and I am the lawyer for Mister Hunter Valentyne. You have played around with my client for too long and now is the time for that to end. I sent a courier to your office a few hours ago to deliver paperwork. I trust you that everything is in order as my Princeton education made sure everything was in place. Did you receive the paperwork?
Jesse Styles: I get paperwork every single day. That is why I have people to take care of that crap for me. Actually, you look familiar. Why is that?
Morgan Reese: Because you hired me before the first Ignite show that you screwed my client out of his rightful spot in the main event of Tension in Texas. Other plans needed to be made. I strongly suggest you read the packet my office sent to you. I know you are not bright, so I highlighted the spots you need to read. Do not worry I kept the words small.
Jesse sees the packet on his coffee table in his dressing room. He unseals it and begins to read it. He sees the first part that was highlighted and his face turns red. Iser seems unaffected by all of this as Jesse chucks the paperwork across the room. He slams his hands on the coffee table as he looks at the people in the ring.
Morgan Reese: I see you have been able to understand what is included in the document. I am not totally sure how that is since your reading skills are probably elementary at best. Maybe have your servant read it to you.
Jesse Styles: What is the meaning of this? How did you get me to sign this? I have no recollection of this. This is a forgery!
Morgan Reese: Outsmarting you was not hard. Everything I put before you needed to be signed in triplicate. I simply had you sign all three pieces of paperwork which guaranteed the things my client requested. You really should have tried to fuck me but it would be as boring as your matches.
Jesse Styles: Fuck you, bitch! That shit is not happening. That son of a bitch ain't getting shit!
Morgan Reese: The document you signed is legally binding. If you refuse to honor the contract you signed, the other paperwork is a lawsuit. Breaching a Contract can get very costly. It sure would be a shame if that went in front of a favorable judge. You have not always been a model citizen. Quite a few people have disdain for you. Your champion has also done a few unsavory acts that could come back to harm you. You do not want this going to trial in front of the world. I would not want my client to own your company.
Jesse Styles: I have heard enough from the bitch ass lawyer. Hunter, you need to speak to me.
Hunter Valentyne: You know I hate doing that. I got you by the balls and you fucking know it. Now you are gong to give me exactly what the fuck I tell you to give me. But that is soon to come. I am telling you to your face the same thing I said earlier because it needs to be emphasized. I am going to beat the shit out of you fuckers. I am starting with that big bastard standing next to you. He is going to learn what I already know. That you and your bitch ass LGBTQ cousin cannot be trusted. Now he can listen to my words or I will fucking beat it into him. For the record, I prefer the latter. Iser I am going to fuck you up.
Jesse Styles: Thank you for your worthless fucking opinion. Now onto what the contract states, which is all I care about.
Hunter Valentyne: Sometimes you have to know your enemy. Nobody knows you two bitches like I do. Since Johnny can’t seem to man the fuck up and face me, a new way of doing things has become necessary. That contract explains that I get a title shot of my choosing at the time of my choosing. I will be cashing that shit in at Tension in Texas to face Priscilla White for the Battleborn Title. That is the fucking plan.
Jesse Styles: I do not understand this! You can fight Johnny for the world title with that contract. Why would you not do that?
Hunter Valentyne: Because I do not give a shit about the LGBTQ title that your bitch ass cousin holds. He is a fucking coward and is currently menstruating. Give that bitch a tampon. We both know he cares more about being a blackout champion than anything. Bitches are like that sometimes. Once I hold that title he will come to me and you fucking know it. The Battleborn title is one he has never won. Oh one more thing, bitch. Flip a page forward and read that shit.
Jesse walks over to grab the paperwork and flips the page. He seems to be really irate after that. He rereads it to make sure what he read. He tosses the paperwork to the floor with a red face.
Hunter Valentyne: I see you read it. Miracles do happen, you can read. Any title I hold, if I defend it four times, I control the Ignite the following week. Maybe then we can have a show that does not totally suck. So I do have a parting gift for you bitches in the Business. Morgan, give me the bag.
Morgan hands over the bag with a smile from her perfect white teeth. Hunter dumps out the bag in the ring with Jesse Styles watching. Jesse seems confused about what is happening as Hunter begins to speak again.
Hunter Valentyne: I see once again you are confused. Do not worry I am used to that stupid look on your face. I have made three dildos for you bitches in The Business. They are in the shape of the state of Louisiana so you bitches can go fuck yourselves until you are out of energy. Now cut that stupid bitch off the screen.
The screen fades to black as Hunter and Morgan are standing the ring soaking some up if you will. God that catch phrase sucks dick. Bump Heads by Eminem plays as the two exit the arena as Hunter walks out of the arena to get ready for his squash match.
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OPENING MATCH TRIPLE THREAT
Jill Mathews: Well we got all three participants in the ring waiting for the bell so the opening match of the night can start. The fans in New Orleans are ready and obviously I’m ready!
Vince Walters: An opening triple threat match featuring TJ Alexander, Latoya Hixx and Jalen Swift.
Jill Mathews: That’s correct Vince. TJ who has had a few matches thus far in NEW and actually hasn’t been pinned. He was in a triple threat match; his first match was not the one that got pinned. Then last IGNITE he got the win so he has some momentum.
Vince Walters: Yeah he has a decent backing with these uh well fans in NEW as well. But, his opponents in this match are both making there NEW in ring debuts.
Jill Mathews: Yeah Jalen Swift is a bit of an unknown and well Latoya made an appearance last IGNITE speaking on things that quite frankly made no damn sense at all.
Vince Walters: Yeah sometimes I think NEW should do personality tests before hiring some people but let's see what she can do in the ring and this Jalen guy I guess….
Jill Mathews: Ladies and gentlemen we are officially on the road to Tension in Texas as this is our last IGNITE before that big PPV and we are about to kick things off with this triple threat match.
DING!!!! DING!!!!
The bell rang as TJ walked to the center of the ring with a smile on his face. He then looked to his left with Latoya seeming a bit confused and then to his right with Jalen looking not very excited to even be there. TJ rolled his eyes, mouthing the words “WTF AM I IN THE RING WITH?” Jalen Swift though saw him mouth those words and TACKLED TJ OFF HIS FEET TO THE MAT!! Latoya Hixx walked over to the center of the ring watching as Jalen Swift began punching the hell out of TJ Alexander who had been taken down by a tackle. Latoya just kind of at first laughed and pointed at what was going on then kicked Jalen Swift in the back of his head hard with her left boot stopping his attack. She then saw Jalen drop to the mat while TJ got back to his feet. Latoya then ran to the other side of the ring to avoid TJ and for some reason began to scream for SCARLET TO COME HELP HER? TJ turned his attention to Jalen Swift who was now getting back to his feet and once he did TJ picked Jalen up and DROPS HIM WITH A FIREMAN'S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!!! Meanwhile Latoya Hixx was now outside the ring walking around the outside in a circle……
Vince Walters: Uh……
Jill Mathews: UH……..
Vince Walters: STOP THAT WE CAN’T THINK THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME OR SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Jill Mathews: OH right! You are right. Hell could freeze over or something if we do that too often.
Vince Walters: Exactly my point Jill. Now seriously as TJ Alexander is beating the crap out of the downed Jalen Swift…. I gotta wonder what in the hell is wrong with Latoya Hixx? I mean she’s on the outside of the ring still wondering why Scarlet hasn’t come down to the ring to help her???
Jill Mathews: Mental health can be an issue for some and uh this one obviously has that issue… Scarlet hasn’t wrestled in like four years and is not involved in anything whatsoever in NEW at the moment.
Vince Walters: Yeah seriously a memo to the NEW trainers when you all evaluate talent include a mental health screening or a personality one.
Jill Mathews: Why not both honestly….. That’s my suggestion.
Vince Walters: Damn it Jill now I gotta agree with you I hate that.
Jill Mathews: Me too!
Vince Walters: And, you just agreed with me… Are we about to have sex?
Jill Mathews: Wait what? NO! Damn it Walter's you pig….
Vince Walters: Ah… That’s better. Oh, look Jalen Swift has been brought back to his feet after getting the snot beat out of him and now TJ just dropped him back to the mat with that GAME CHANGER MOVE OF HIS!
Jill Mathews: Yes. That Super kick into a brain buster is an impressive move! And, now TJ Alexander is going for the pin!
TJ makes the pin on Jalen Swift! ONE…..TWO….THREE!!! NO!!!!NO!!! Latoya Hixx stumbled her way back into the ring and hit a diving head butt down across the side of TJ to break up the count. She then sat up on her ass and held the right side of her head. Ref Dan Anderson shook his head at her as she was sitting there just holding the side of her head while TJ Alexander got back to his feet and hit a running double front kick to the back of Latoya Hixx dropping her to the mat flat on her face. The fans cheered a little bit for TJ as Jalen Swift stumbled back to his feet. TJ with his attention turned towards Latoya Hixx laying a few boots into her back while she was down. Swift came up behind TJ turning him around and hitting him with a left hand, then a right hand and another left hand. TJ Alexander stood there a little phased from the shots but didn’t seem to be that affected by the shots…. Jalen got a look of frustration on his face as he went for a close line but TJ ducked under it and as Jalen turned around GAME OVER!!!!!!!! (ANGEL WINGS) FROM TJ ALEXANDER!!!! But, before he went for the cover he got attacked by Latoya Hixx who got back to her feet. She hit him from behind with a double ax handle. Latoya then put her arms in the air like she had just won the damned match. She even turned her back on TJ smiling out at a portion of the fans with her arms up. TJ who went down to one knee got back to his feet and TURNED LATOYA AROUND GAME OVER TO LATOYA!!!!!!!!!! (ANGEL WINGS) TJ looks to his right to see Jalen Swift still laid out and decides to pin Latoya Hixx! ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!! DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner of the triple threat match “KIDD KRAZY” TJ ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Yeah… I hope Latoya was not signed to a uh extensive contract….
Jill Mathews: I was told it was a one match try out type of thing.
Vince Walters: Well I can promise you after watching her in the ring and knowing our boss Jesse Styles like I do of course that Latoya Hixx won’t be wrestling here again!
Jill Mathews: Yah know you might be right but I won’t say for sure.
Vince Walters: Oh of course you can’t say for sure I understand…..
Jill Mathews: Anyways…. TJ ALEXANDER another impressive win he is on the rise here in NEW.
Vince Walters: Yeah good job by him and well not sure what to make of Jalen Swift tonight but at least he did land a few impactful moves and seemed to understand what he was doing out in the ring unlike that Latoya woman……
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Tension In Texas Roundup
w/ Blair & Val
Part 1
[The scene cuts backstage, to one of many lavish VIP Box Suites that line the Smoothie King Center arena, overlooking the ring and the insane crowd as everyone in attendance radiates electricity and excitement in anticipation for this week’s Ignite. Blair Buchannan stands in front of a glass wall, with a full view of the show going on behind her. She’s looking radiant in a shimmering nude off the shoulder evening gown with a slit going high up one side to show off one of her long, tanned legs; punctuated by a pair of gold strappy slingback peep toe stiletto pumps. A tall, sparkling crown sat atop her very high and very long auburn mane which cascades over her shoulders and down her back, the curled ends bouncing with her every movement. It was the same crown she won at 17 years old in this very arena, when she won Miss Louisiana. In addition to the symbolic crown, an official Miss Louisiana 2006 satin sash was currently draped across her upper body. Glittering jewels hang delicately around her neck and dangle from her earlobes, catching the light in an enchanting display of opulence. The bustling energy of New Orleans permeates the atmosphere as Blair prepares to take viewers on a journey through wrestling history.]
Blair Buchannan: [Beaming with enthusiasm] Bonsoir, mes chéris! Five time Trans-Atlantic Champion and Hall of Fame Inductee, Blair Buchannan here! But nevermind all that! Tonight, I’m taking a trip down memory lane in my home state and revisiting my roots as your former Miss Louisiana 2007 coming at you from one of the beautiful VIP Suites here in The Smoothie King Center where the final Ignite before TENSION IN TEXAS is kicking off, straight from the heart of the Big Easy! Before we dive into the next of tonight's lineup of riveting matches, let's indulge in a little nostalgia, shall we? In honor of our first Pay Per View event since New Edge Wrestling’s Return, me and my gal pal Valerie S are counting down our top 5 most iconic moments from Tension In Texas throughout the years!
[The camera pans back showing the full frame where we now see the wrestler formerly known as Valora Salinas, aka Valerie S, aka Val, and fellow N.E.W Starlet Justice Cross.]
Blair Buchannan: Hey ladiiiiies! Is the energy in here like, absolutely beyond or what?!
Justice: I’ve got to say i’m pretty excited to be here!
Val: “OhMyGosh! This place is like soo epic! NEW fans are like totes the best fans in the world and seriously?! Like how next level are these amazing luxury suites?!”
Blair Buchannan: Out of this world next level for sure, Val, it is absolutely gorgeous all up and through here! I mean the epitome of luxury and glamour and believe me, I know glamour.”
Val and Blair both seem to notice the general nervousness of Justice and after a conversation done entirely through very small, barely noticeable facial expressions Val nods and walks over taking a shot of some type of smoothie or mixed drink. She comes over to Justice and smiles widely, winking.
Val: “Like, we’re in a stadium called the Smoothie King Stadium so because of that, I’ll try something a little unusual but.. Here. have a taste of this. It’ll help loosen you up. I know it’s a lot harder to talk for longer periods in front of all these people. But don’t worry, Blair and I are totes here for you and we got your back! I’d uhh suggest making a game out of it but I can understand you being nervous and all you might not want to..”
While Val waits, she takes a sip from her stanley, which is color coordinated to match her outfit and she smiles, batting her eyes
Justice looks at Val for a moment and narrows her eyes before taking a drink
Justice: “So tell me about this game.”
Val shrugs and walks over, refilling Justice’s shot glass.
Val: “Well, I’ll admit it goes back to high school and college days. But it helped us athletes get to know each other a bit better. So. We ask each other questions. You either answer or you take a drink. You answer honestly, the person who asked you the question drinks.”
Justice: “And we won’t all be totally sloshed by the end of the show?”
Val: “Smoothies hunny. Should just loosen us up a bit. Don’t worry.”
Justice nods and takes the second drink.
Justice: You’re on.
Blair Buchannan: ”…and to think, the fashion community laughed when I told them that the world of professional wrestling could be elevated! and speaking of elevated, coming in at number five is our first clip of the night. This comes from 2011’s Tension in Texas where Apathy and I faced off for the final time after a brutal series of three back and forth matches for the Trans-Atlantic championship. This was actually a Cage Match where the two of us were giving eachother everything we got. Eventually it as me and Apathy at the top of that cage, beaten, bloody, and exhausted, in a race against time to see who could escape that cage first. No doubt everyone had their bets placed on who would walk out of that match victorious but no one could have expected what happened next. Take a look…
[ The NEW Logo flashes across the screen before scene switches to the final moments in the thrilling conclusion of the steel cage match. ]
Jill Matthews: THIS IS GOING TO BE CLOSE! APATHY IS UP THERE! BLAIR JUST NEEDS TO DROP DOWN FROM THE CAGE AND WIN!
Jim Floss: JUST DROP! GET DOWN!
However, there is an obstruction known as Apathy in Blair’s path, Apathy lunging over the side of the cage as Blair is just about to drop down. Apathy clutches Blair by her hair and slams her into the cage, Blair gripping onto the mesh with her hands as she kicks and screams in mid-air! Apathy bears a face of utter fury as she wrenches Blair upward, Blair trying desperately to free herself as the crowd remain on the edge of their seats!
Jim Floss: APATHY HAS HER, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!
Jill Matthews: SHE’S PULLING BLAIR UP! BY GOD HOW STRONG IS THIS WOMAN?!
Blair has been pulled back up onto the top of the girders, but her position on them is horizontal instead of vertical, meaning she is directly facing Apathy. Apathy climbs a little bit more until she grabs Blair’s head under her arm, punching and pounding away on her neck and back with her other arm as the crowd hold their breath. Apathy, with determination in her eyes, pulls Blair towards her so that she is in a DDT position, the crowd going crazy for what Apathy is preparing to do!
Jill Matthews: No, she can’t be serious! We know this is a championship match but it isn’t worth this sacrifice!
Jim Floss: She’s going to kill Blair! THE TA CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE!
Jill Matthews: DON’T DO IT! NO! NOOOOO!
Jim Floss: AHHHHHH!
Despite Jill and Jim’s reasoning’s and hectic screams, Apathy is adamant to have her championship back, leaping backwards towards the canvas with Blair in tow as she drives Blair into the canvas with an impactful AFFLICTION FROM THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! The crowd respond with an ovation unheard of since the Scaffold Match earlier on in the evening, Apathy and Blair lying on the canvas as the crowd chant “HOLY SHIT!” repeatedly!
Jill Matthews: Apathy just sacrificed Blair with an AFFLICTION OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!
Jim Floss: SHE’S INSANE! Blair has to be dead ... SHE HAS TO BE!
Jill Matthews: Apathy will do anything, Jim ... ANYTHING to become the TransAtlantic Champion, and this crowd will not rest! They are applauding and cheering! What a spectacle! What a match this is!
For two minutes Apathy and Blair rest on the canvas, the accumulative agony they have garnered causing them to suffer. All too soon however, after these long two minutes have passed, Apathy begins to crawl towards the door, asking for it to be opened up. The official undoes the chain and opens the door widely, the crowd cheering on as Apathy slowly but surely crawls towards the ropes. She weaves herself through them and is half-way through until Blair starts to stir, gripping her neck as she painfully looks to her side.
Jill Matthews: Apathy is reaching out for the stairs upon her exit, but Blair is crawling after her. How is that woman still moving after such a move?!
Jim Floss: She has the heart of a champion, Jill! That is all I can say about Blair Buchannan!
Apathy’s hands are coursing down the stairs as she guides her body downwards, but Blair is eventually there to trap her ankle, preventing Apathy’s escape from coming to fruition. Blair pulls Apathy back slightly and dives forward, driving her forearm into Apathy’s back. This move is quite sluggish as Blair’s neck causes her a moment of shock, rubbing the back of it before driving another forearm into Apathy’s lower spine. Apathy fails to clutch onto the apron as Blair drags her further back, now both women in the center of the ring as Blair manages a moonsault splash onto Apathy’s sternum. Blair recuperates for a few moments before going for a lenient cover...
ONE!
TWO!
APATHY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!
Jim Floss: That should have been a count of three, but no! Apathy kicked out at the last second! Man that was close!
Jill Matthews: How much is left in these two female competitors! I have so much respect for these two for fighting on when at times it looked to be over for both of them!
Blair is now on her knees and breathing hard, feeding her hands through her hair as she woefully searches for a new vantage point in her quest to defeat Apathy. Deciding to take a common path, Blair stands up and wavers on the spot, grabbing Apathy’s arm and pulling her up with all her strength once she has regained her sense of equilibrium. Blair knees Apathy in the stomach and gets her into a DDT position, reminiscent of how Apathy did it to her earlier on, but in a flash Apathy blocks the DDT and scoops Blair up, driving her down with a Uranage Spine-Bomb! Now it is Apathy who makes the opportunistic cover as the crowd chant along with the numbers...
ONE!
TWO!
BLAIR KICKS OUT!
Jim Floss: Two close pin-falls in a matter of seconds! This match is nearing its end! I can see it now.
Jill Matthews: The heart, the passion, the will to be a true champion; nothing, and I mean NOTHING, compares to this!
Apathy has crawled towards the corner, but this time she doesn’t ask for the door to be opened; this time she ascends the top rope, taking her precious time from the contest she has endured so far. Turning around, Apathy carefully balances herself on the turnbuckle as she looks down at a prone Blair, raising her arm which receives a positive response from the crowd before leaping off with a Frog Splash!
Jill Matthews: INCOMING!
Jim Floss: WAIT! BLAIR MOVED!
Blair, upon seeing Apathy sailing towards her, shifted her body weight out of harm’s way, rolling underneath Apathy who crashes onto the canvas with velocity. Apathy exhales a breath of pain as she clutches her stomach, Blair getting back to her feet and stumbling towards the cage wall. Ascending it slowly, Blair stands atop the ropes as Apathy gets to one knee, rising up and turning around into a flying Blair, Blair grabbing her head and driving Apathy down with the BEAUTY SLEEP!
Jim Floss: BEAUTY SLEEP CONNECTS! IT’S ALL OVER!
Blair, however, is so exhausted and weakened that she collapses back onto the canvas, staring up at the lights that have captured all of this action so far. Apathy looks to be out of it as Blair finally raises her arm, rotating her body over gradually until it meekly falls upon Apathy’s chest, the referee assured that this is a pin-fall attempt and beginning the count...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE-NOOOO!
Jill Matthews: APATHY KICKED OUT! SHE KICKED OUT OF THE BEAUTY SLEEP! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
Jim Floss: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, JILL, AND THESE FANS JUST ERUPTED! THIS MATCH IS UNGODLY!
The crowd, so taken into this match, are jumping up and down excitedly as Apathy’s chance in this match is given life, all when everyone thought it was all over. Tears well up in Blair’s eyes as the frustration has reached its epitome, wondering how on earth Apathy kicked out and wondering more so how she can keep her down.
Jill Matthews: Through all of this, we have seen moves that normal people could not have battled back from. But in this Steel Cage Match at Tension in Texas, with the prestigious TransAtlantic Championship on the line, we know now that both Apathy and Blair Buchannan’s resiliency and fortitude can NEVER be doubted!
Jim Floss: I think a few fans just had heart-attacks after that one, Jill! Not because of the fattening food, but because even THEY couldn’t believe Apathy kicked out at the very last millisecond! Who is going to leave as the champion?! Who is going to go down in the history books as the victor? Who, out of these two women, deserves it the most?!
Both women begin to show movement as the crowd are still elated by what they have seen thus far in this well-contested match, both Apathy and Blair finally getting to their knees after a battle to mount back up. Once upon their knees they proceed to trade punches with each other, both reeling back after each blow only to retaliate with another punch, harsher than before on each turn. It is only after Apathy lands one such punch that she takes control, lifting Blair up as they both get to their feet. Apathy goes for one last AFFLICTION on Blair, but Blair rotates out of the hold, booting Apathy in the ribs before leaping up and hitting another BEAUTY SLEEP from the canvas instead of the ropes!
Jill Matthews: The second Beauty Sleep hits! CAN BLAIR DO IT?!
Blair this time is quick to make the cover, lying atop of Apathy with both legs hooked as the referee makes the count...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Blair remains lying on top of Apathy, completely exhausted as the crowd stand to their feet and applaud the match they just viewed with positivity. “Erotica” by Madonna plays from the speakers to commemorate Blair as the deserving winner, Blair breathing hard as the referee attends to her and then to Apathy.
Brandy Boss: Here is your winner, and STILL THE TRANSATLANTIC CHAMPION, BLAIR BUCHANAN!
Jill Matthews: What a match ... what a third encounter. This not only exceeded the expectations behind it; it far surpassed them!
Jim Floss: That was a match for the ages, Jill. These two ladies came into this match with a purpose, but only one could leave as the winner, and on this night, it is Blair Buchannan who retains her championship. But my hat is off to Apathy who put up ONE HELL of a fight!
Jill Matthews: No kidding, Jim. Apathy deserved this win just as much as Blair did. I would love to see these two compete against each other again in the near future. I really would.
Blair has been given her TA Championship as she rests on her knees, clutching it with tears in her eyes before she raises it up above her head, the crowd responding with positive adulation. Apathy begins to stir on the canvas as Blair slowly gets to her feet, the officials detaching the cage from the ring before it slowly rises back up to the rafters.
Jill Matthews: That steel cage proved to be the factor that defined this match. It caused destruction and opportunity for both women. If the next Steel Cage Match we have can’t live up to this, I won’t be surprised.
Jim Floss: You and me both, Jill. Blair Buchannan is still the TA Champion, and Apathy has absolutely nothing to be ashamed of despite being bald throughout this contest. I need a breather after witnessing this.
Jill Matthews: You’re damn right about that.
[The New Edge Wrestling logo flashes across the screen before the scene cuts to what’s next in this episode of Ignite.]
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BRANDON VS NATHON O'CONNELL
Jill Mathews: Coming up next we got the returning Nathon O'Connell a former NEW World Champ making his return to the NEW.
Vince Walters: Yeah… It’s uh thrilling I have uh always been such a huge fan of his….
Jill Mathews: Sounds pretty sarcastic to me….
Vince Walters: What? Me? Never… Heh, alright look yes getting him back is a big W for the NEW but the guy just I dunno his personality is a bit stale for me personally.
Jill Mathews: I think he has a great personality and his back story is remarkable of course.
Vince Walters: Yeah well he will be taking on Brandon…. A man who missed last IGNITE for unknown reasons but is apparently back for this IGNITE.
Jill Mathews: Maybe he requested a show off?
Vince Walters: You can do that?
Tom Davis: First making his way to the ring at this time here is BRANDON!!!!!
Brandon makes his way out onto the stage with no expression really he just looks around as he starts walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. He doesn’t seem to be all that happy to be in New Orleans or it could just be that he has no feelings for his surroundings whatsoever. Brandon reaches the ring steps, walks up them and climbs through the ropes, still kind of expressionless as he leans against the closest ring ropes.
Jill Mathews: You know Brandon once was a fierce wrestler here in NEW for a time but as of late I dunno what his deal is…
Vince Walters: He’s trying out the whole I’m mysterious thing maybe? I mean he didn’t wrestle last show and the first two shows he didn’t win the rumble or the triple threat match but he did give a good effort.
Jill Mathews: Wow… Vince Walters saying positive things about someone that’s not one of his favorites….
Vince Watlers: He’s for sure not but I am capable of saying positive things about “others” yes.
Tom Davis: And, now making his way to the ring from Dublin, IRELAND, here is NATHAN O” CONNELL!!!
‘Beg’ by Seether plays over the PA. After a few seconds Nathan emerges from the backstage area, taking a look around the crowd as he pauses for a moment at the entryway and then comes down making his way to the ring, climbing in. Entering the ring, he cracks his knuckles and throws a few warm up punches as he prepares for the upcoming fight.
Jill Mathews: Now Nathan there looks ready for a fight!
Vince Walters: From what I remember about the guy he’s normally ready for a fight.
Jill Mathews: Well Brandon seems uninterested as he is kind of just glaring off at a corner turnbuckle….
Vince Walters: Mysterious I tell yah! That one has been more odd than normal as you can tell.
Jill Mathews: Nathan O” Connell is standing in the center of the ring waiting for Scott Floss, the ref of this match, to call for the bell.
Vince Walters: And, Brandon has now at least looked over at both the ref and his opponent….
Jill Mathews: Yay… Progress! That’s uh what we like to see here in NEW.
Vince Walters: You really need to work on the delivery of your sarcasm there Jill I’m just saying…
Jill Mathews: ROLLING MY EYES VINCE!
DING!!!!!
Brandon, after the bell rang, decided to walk to the center of the ring where Nathan was waiting for him. Brandon went for a swift left kick to the gut of Nathan but he dodged it and then DROPPED BRANDON with a hard right hand! The fans cheered pretty loudly seeing that but Brandon got up pretty quickly. He held the left side of his face for a moment then saw Nathan attempt a left hand this time but Brandon ducked that and as Nathan turned around Brandon hit a standing drop kick to Nathan knocking him off his feet. However Nathan was quickly right back to his feet so Brandon could not really capitalize on what he just did. Brandon charged towards Nathan attempting a running close line thinking he might catch Nathan off guard as he had just gotten back to his feet but Nathan ducked under it. Brandon then turned quickly after missing that close line attempt and Nathan HEAD BUTTED Brandon right between his eyes. Nathan seeing how Brandon was about to drop to the mat grabbed a hold of him and BRAIN BUSTER!!!! Nathan drops Brandon with an excellent Brain Buster. Nathan does not go for the pin though perhaps thinking Brandon is now hurt enough for a pin. Instead Nathan drops a few elbow drops to the chest of the downed Brandon. He then brings Brandon back to his feet and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP drops Brandon back to the mat once again!
Vince Walters: Well Nathan sure hasn’t lost a step in the five or so years since we last saw him.
Jill Mathews: He’s stayed active in wrestling I do believe some.
Vince Walters: Yeah I uh knew that of course Jill I was just testing you.
Jill Mathews: Uh huh sure Vince I believe you.
Vince Walters: Of course you do… Everyone believes me!
Jill Mathews: No… Not really. But, Brandon needs to believe he can do more against Nathan or this match could be pretty one sided.
Vince Walters: I’m not even sure what’s going on in that mind of Brandons then again not sure I would wanna know.
Jill Mathews: We get it Vince he’s mysterious…..
Vince Walters: Wasn’t even going to say that again but okay….
Nathan had brought Brandon back to his feet tossing him back first into one of the corner turnbuckles and now Nathan marched over to Brandon as he was against the corner turnbuckle. Nathan begins laying right and left shots into the stomach area of Brandon which really seemed to be doing a number on Brandon as you could see the pain riddled across his face. Nathan then backed up some and came running for an attempted running close line while Brandon was against the corner turnbuckle but Brandon fell to one knee holding his stomach just enough to the left and Nathan ran into the corner turnbuckle! Nathan drops onto his back on the mat as Brandon gets to his feet. Brandon then rolled out onto the ring apron and climbed up onto the top turnbuckle LEAPING OFF WITH A SWANTON BOMB!!!!! Brandon connected!!! He covers Nathan!!!! ONE….TWO….THREE!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!! Nathan got his right shoulder up! Brandon looks up at ref Scott Floss who motions it was a two count. Brandon shakes his head and Ref Scott Floss again reminds him it was a two. Again, Brandon shakes his head then slowly gets to his feet holding his stomach area in pain.
Jill Mathews: Now I get it was a close count but Brandon shook his head at the ref twice for really no reason… I mean it was very clear that Nathan got that shoulder up.
Vince Walters: I won’t lie and say he didn’t cause yes he did but still Brandon hit an excellent Swanton Bomb from the top and Nathan O” Connell showed his toughness there. But, Brandon can’t waiver now he has Nathan down at the moment.
Jill Mathews: Brandon is hurting from those shots from Nathan just a few minutes ago you can tell so he is having a hard time getting himself together.
Vince Walters: Well he needs to get himself together quickly cause Nathan is getting back to his feet.
Jill Mathews: That would seem to be the right idea but Nathan is a striker and hits very hard so those shots to the stomach that he hit Brandon with are well not just your ordinary strikes.
Vince Walters: Cool story… But, the fact remains Brandon needs to stop leaning over holding his stomach and turn before Nathan gets all the way to his feet he’s up to one knee right now.
Brandon finally does stand fully up and turns around. But, Nathan O”Connell had now gotten to his feet and he grabbed a hold of Brandon and IRISH PLEX!!!!!!!!!!! (REGAL PLEX) An excellent move from Nathan as he covers Brandon. ONE…..TWO…SHOULDER UP! Brandon got his left shoulder up in time. Nathan nodded his head as he got back to his feet. He then saw Brandon trying to struggle to his feet and Nathan hit a running boot to the side of Brandons head! Brandon drops right back to the mat. Nathan then reaches down and decides to bring Brandon back to his feet but Brandon manages to HIT NATHAN WITH A DROP DOWN JAWBREAKER!!!! Nathan falls onto his back for a moment on the mat while Brandon is flat on his ass sitting up. He is still obviously hurting as Nathan now is as well from that jawbreaker. Nathan however once again shows his toughness as he is fairly quick to his feet despite holding his jaw. Brandon notices that Nathan had gotten up and quickly got back to his feet as well. Brandon seemed possibly frustrated as he charged right over to Nathan hitting him with a left hand to his body and then a right to his body. Nathan stood there taking it like an old pro boxer and then sent a right of his own to the body of Brandon which literally dropped him to one knee. Nathan now watched as Brandon forced himself back to his feet and LEFT HAND OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HEART PUNCH!!!) Brandon drops to the mat with his body practically convulsing as Nathan makes the PIN!!!!
ONE……TWO….THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!! DING!!!!
Jill Mathews: THE LEFT HAND OF GOD HOLY SMOKES THAT WAS WOW.
Vince Walters: Yeah it’s been a while since we have seen that move and boy it still is uh very effective.
Jill Mathews: Yeah… You could for sure say that. Brandon might need medical help. His body is still convulsing in a weird manner….
Vince Walters: Eh… Yeah, it might be a good idea to get some NEW trainers down here to check on him.
Jill Mathews: Not a bad match at all and Nathan with a big return victory!
Vince Walters: Yeah… Not bad I guess.
Tom Davis: Here is your winner NATHAN O”CONNELL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tension In Texas Roundup
w/ Blair & Val
Part 2
[The backstage atmosphere crackles with anticipation as the scene shifts backstage once again to the VIP Box Suites where Blair Buchannan is standing by along with Val and Justice, who seems to be non stop gabbing Val’s ear off. Meanwhile Blair, resplendent in her shimmering gown and crowned with her Miss Louisiana tiara, returns to guide viewers through the another leg of their countdown.]
Blair Buchannan: [With a dazzling smile, addressing the camera] Bonsoir once again, mes chéris! The excitement is palpable here at N.E.W Ignite in the vibrant city of New Orleans! I’m here with my good sis Val and our new buddy Justice to countdown the top 5 Most Iconic moments from Tension In Texas. How you doing over there ladies?”
[ Justice giggles and pats Val on the back.]
Justice: “Oh man! These smoothies are really something! They really did the job!”
Val: “I know, right?! They’re totes delish, and like I promised, we know each other better, we’re more relaxed, we’re having fun!”
[Justice nods her head in agreement and Val gives her a refill. Justice holds it at the ready as Val thinks and nods.]
Val: “So like, what had you so nervous? I kinda get the feeling it’s more than speaking in front of the crowd like we have to do once a segment or so. So like, what’s eatin’ ya?”
Justice: “I..I..think I have a problem.. I spent $5,000 on a pair of boots and I had to hide it from my husband, but sooner or later, he’s going to notice $5,000 bucks gone from the account and I don’t have a good answer on where it went..”
[Justice downs the smoothie-jello shot. Val listens, putting an arm around Justice while sharing a knowing glance with Blair at the progress they are making.]
Blair: Oh believe me girl, I get it. Sometimes life can get to be a little much and the only thing that helps is good old fashioned retail therapy, aint that right Val?
Val: Absolutely! I mean, addiction is horrible…”
[Val expertly plays this part, pretending to give a confession of her own.]
Val: “I umm know addiction. With me, it’s Alcohol. Arguably a few others but definitely alcohol so we’ll stick there. You notice I don’t have tequila with me. Blair and the group she represents have like.. Really been helping me. I’m like a much better person now.”
Justice: “Oh yes! Thank you so much! I hoped you guys would understand and wouldn’t be all lecturing and such!”
Blair: Absoluuuuutely, honey. It sounds like your little spending habit is a point of contention in your marriage. Wouldn’t it be amaaaazing if there was a way you could get that shopping addiction in check? After all, if there’s one thing we know about addiction it’s that it ruins lives and tears whole families apart. You’re really lucky that Val and I are here to help.
[Val takes out her iphone and pulls up the app to show to Justice.]
Val: “Like.. they’re trying new therapy. Guided meditation. And stepping down. Like instead of Beer or Tequila or something.. It’s wine. Smoothies, maybe the occasional jello shot but you know.. Stuff the old me would have considered weak drinks. This way, my body still gets what it needs, but I..I can see progress yaknow? I’m sure it can help you with your shopping addiction, maybe starting off with a middle ground. Buying stuff to help you feel better but won’t break your household’s bank.”
[Justice hesitates and then shrugs. Val gets up and returns a short bit later with a special smoothie king and star cross smoothie. Justice nods and Val nods]
Val: “Trust me. I know what this sounds like. But the app like totes works. I never bought into the like the whole meditation thing. But this app really helped me. I actually know what happiness feels like. Alcohol addiction. All my other flaws, this has been really helping me and I’m like totes sure it will totally help you out too!”
[Justice listens carefully, watching as Val shows her around the app, as she watches and listens, she idly starts sipping the special smoothie she was given. Val then looks to Blair and winks as she keeps Justice occupied so that Blair can intro the next clip.]
Blair: “ In our number four of the most iconic Tension In Texas father Nathan takes on Nocturnal, aka Alexander Koresh and manages to do what few at that time could. Check it out!”
Tension In Texas 2015
Father Nathan vs Nocturnal
Nocturnal sees his sister in trouble and heads over towards her, only for Father Nathan to get a second wind and catch the man from behind, dropping him down as if for a reverse DDT but dropping Noc back first against his knee.Nathan immediately resumes his plan of slowing the pace of the fight down by moving seamlessly into a Dragon sleeper, holding it tight as he once more tries to cut off Nocturnal’s air supply. Nathan maintains the hold as Nocturnal struggles and fights, trying to find some way to get out of the dangerous predicament he’s in. After a minute or so Nathan drops Nocturnal to the floor with a reverse DDT.
Meanwhile Emily has stopped moving and Tera drops her unconscious body to the ground as she charges into the fray to even up the odds 4 on 4 Irish vs. Koresh Clan, the two sides continue their bloody and brutal brawl.
Nathan drags Nocturnal up to his feet but Nocturnal hits a few punches to Nathan’s gut and walks him over to a ladder as he clubs Nathan in the back and half carries, half drags Nathan up the ladder to the upper level of the barn. Nathan and Nocturnal trade punches, moving over to a isolated corner of the barn and Nathan charges in but Nocturnal cuts him off with a boot to the gut and lifts Nathan up, slamming him down with a powerbomb with such force that Nathan falls through the boards and down to the main floor, coughing up blood as he writhes and rolls around on the floor, holding his back. Nocturnal lets out a sadistic laugh and turns around trying a moonsault but Nathan is able to just barely roll out of the way and both men end up lying in a broken heap on the floor. Eventually, Nocturnal is the first to his feet, dragging Nathan up to his feet only to be blinded when Tera runs in, spitting alcohol of some type in Noc’s face from a flask she produced and Nathan capitalizes, slamming his fist right into Noc’s heart with his version of the Heart Punch, sending Nocturnal a few steps backwards. Tera and Nathan nod and grab Nocturnal, lifting him up and holding him up for a few seconds before dropping him with a double Vertical suplex. Nathan falls down from temporary fatigue after the move and Tera stumbles out of view of the camera and as Nathan gets to his feet, Emily Koresh flies in and nails Nathan with a missile dropkick, sending him toppling to the ground.. From there, she returns to her fight with Tera and the two resume their brawl .
Nocturnal, meanwhile, recovers, gritting his teeth, his face contorted in rage at how things have gone so far. He brings Nathan to the barn door which one of the Koresh clan shuts and Nocturnal lifts Nathan up and charges forward driving both Nathan and Nocturnal through the barn door with a spear type move, leaving both men on the ground trying to get to their feet. Nathan gets to his hands and knees before one of the Koresh family kicks him in the face, An Irishman turns said Koresh family member around and nails him with a blow from a hurley stick, sending the man to the ground, blood flying from his mouth. Cain Koresh charges in and hits the Irishman from behind and begins brawling with him as Nocturnal pulls Nathan to his feet and leads him back into the barn, grabbing a leather belt and lashing Nathan across the back.. “I’ll let you imitate your Lord before you die, Nathan!” Nathan hits Noc in the groin with a mule kick and makes his way upstairs again looking for an escape route, pausing as he reaches an opening leading to about a 20 foot drop or so. Nocturnal made his way up after Nathan and smirks. “Nowhere to run Nathan… what now?”
Nathan turns and nails Nocturnal with an uppercut, walking around and facing his foe who is now primed for a long drop. Nathan smirks and nods, raising his fist. “Now… we say goodbye. Goodbye Alexander.” Nathan then slammed his fist home and nailed him with his Heart Punch, sending Nocturnal stumbling back and falling out of the barn and down to the ground. Nathan walks out and looks down on the broken form of Nocturnal making the sign of the cross and muttering in Latin.
The camera pans back to the arena and the crowd is heard cheering as chants of ‘Holy Shit!!” Are breaking out.
Jill Matthews: “Oh my GOD! I swear I think he killed Nocturnal!”
Vince Walters: “Killed? I don't think the devil himself could kill that sick bastard. but I think Nathan just emphatically ended their feud and definitely put Nocturnal on the shelf for awhile ....”
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Nocturnal II vs Scotty Adams
As Nocturnal II finishes making his very long entrance he gets into the ring and suddenly three pretty good sized people wearing all black clothes and black ski masks jump the guard rail with knight sticks in each of their hands and roll into the ring!
Jill Mathews: HEY! What the hell! We are supposed to have a match. Who are these guys?
Vince Walters: I do not know but they got knight sticks and they are pretty big guys not as big as Nocturnal II but still pretty big.
Jill Mathews: OH Nocturnal turned and saw one of them charging him and he nailed a big boot to the man!
Nocturnal focused on the man that he just knocked down by bringing him to his feet and THROWING OUT THE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!! NOCTURNAL SENDS THAT MASKED MAN FROM THE RING INTO THE CROWD!!!!!!!!!!! But now the other two masked men both at the same time NAIL NOCTURNAL II IN HIS BACK WITH THERE KNIGHT STICKS! ONE HIT NOCTURNAL IN HIS UPPER BACK AND THE OTHER HIT HIM IN HIS LOWER BACK! Nocturnal II though turns around towards them FLICKING THEM BOTH OFF THEN FALLS TO HIS KNEES! ONE of the masked men goes behind Nocturnal and CRACKS HIM AGAINST THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THE KNIGHT STICK!!! Nocturnal II drops to the mat flat on his face! Now both masked men remaining turn Nocturnal over onto his back and begin taking turns nailing him with their knight sticks to HIS RIGHT KNEE!!!!! THEY NAIL HIM WITH THOSE KNIGHT STICKS TO HIS RIGHT KNEE SEVERAL TIMES!!!
Jill Mathews: GET SECURITY OUT HERE THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Vince Walters: Jill for fuck sakes watch your language!
Jill Mathews: Oh kiss a cow's ass Walters!
Vince Walters: So you want me to kiss your ass?
Jill Mathews: I would punch you in the face right now but I am currently being concerned for one of our NEW wrestlers and the fact no NEW security has come down!
Suddenly Scotty Adams music plays and he RUNS DOWN TO THE RING! He rolls in as quick as he can and quickly then gets to his feet. One of the masked guys tries to hit him with the knight stick while running at Scotty but Adams ducks it and as the masked guy turns around SILVER BULLET!!!!! That masked man drops to the mat and Adams kicks him out of the ring! Now the other masked man who continued to pound his knight stick into that knee of the out of it Nocturnal II now gets turned around by Scotty Adams and a kick to his gut then HOLLOW POINT FROM ADAMS DROPS THE THIRD MASKED MAN!!!! Adams now kicks him out of the ring as well! Scotty looks frustrated as ref Scott Floss doesn’t seem to know what to do but suddenly a NEW producer nears the ring ropes and the ref nods his shoulders and CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!
DING!!!!!
Jill Mathews: WHAT!!!!!? How can we have a match after what just occurred?
Vince Walters: I’m guessing our boss Jesse Styles wants the show to go on? And, the boss knows best!
Jill Mathews:..... No…..Not always!
Vince Walters: OH careful there Jill he won’t like you saying that and if he didn’t hear I will gladly tell him.
Scotty Adams is shaking his head and telling the ref he refuses to participate in this match. But, we can hear Scott Floss tell him then exit the ring and get counted out the choice is yours. Scotty looks unsure of what to do as he sees Nocturnal II suddenly despite his injuries using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet!!!!! Nocturnal II is literally just leaning against the ropes and unable to stand on his right leg but he’s motioning for Scotty to BRING IT! Scotty can’t believe it and still seems like he doesn’t want to… But, Nocturnal II flicks him off! Scotty shakes his head after seeing this but finally does walk over near Nocturnal who swings at Scotty wildly but then after missing begins to fall. Scotty grabs the big man and SILVER BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BICYCLE KICK) Nocturnal II is down!! Scotty lets out a deep sigh but does make the pin!! ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!!!!
DING!!! DING!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner SCOTTY ADAMS!!!!!!
Scotty gets his arm raised by the ref as he gets a decent response from the fans he then quickly obviously not happy about the situation leaves the ring and makes his way to the back while NEW trainers and medical come down to the ring to tend to Nocturnal II.
Jill Mathews: Oh wow now NEW personnel are coming out to help the man how interesting….
Vince Walters: Jill how can I say this…. Nocturnal II has no friends and he has said many bad things about the best boss in the world, by the name of Jesse Styles! So, tough shit for Nocturnal II.
Jill Mathews: So you are saying Jesse was behind Nocturnal II getting attacked by those three men?
Vince Walters: What? No… I’m just saying Nocturnal got what he deserved! Don’t be starting gossip like a damned girl!
Jill Mathews: NEWS FLASH I AM A GIRL DUMB ASS!
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Tension In Texas Roundup
w/ Blair & Val
Part 3
[We pick back up in the VIP Box lounge where we once are treated to a view of the VIP Box Suites backstage. We are treated once more to the tantalizing view of Blair Buchannan, adorned in her Miss Louisiana 2006 crown atop her head and sash draped across her elegant evening gown. She gives a signature pageant wave, craning her hand from side to side before continuing to lead viewers through the ongoing spectacle with her signature charm and grace. Behind her, N.E.W Ignite buzzes with energy as the night progresses ]]
Blair Buchannan: Coucou mon’ cheries, welcome back to the hottest ticket in town. I’m Blair Buchannan, your Miss Louisiana 2006 here with my good girlfriends Miss Valerie S, and Justice Cross as we countdown the top five most Iconic moments from Tension In Texas. I’m just about to announce number three but first, Val darrrrling, how are you two holding up over there?”
[As the scene comes in, we see Justice sitting, leaning against Val. She stares ahead with a blank stare, just completely zoned out, her mouth moving as she whispers along with the affirmations of the guided meditation. Val is massaging Justice’s temples in much the same way Blair massaged Val’s temples when it was Val’s turn to be introduced to the meditations. At a nod from Blair, Val very carefully removes the earbuds and her voice takes the place of the meditations that had been pumped into Justice.]
Val: Now, that’s it. Like.. take a breath. Hold it in. Let it out. The stress totally leaves your body with each exhalation. You’re doing soo good sweetie! Now. It’s time to come back. As you blink slowly and open your eyes, as you rejoin us on this earthly plane, you will feel soo much better.. You will be your true, authentic self. That’s it. Now, when you hear the signal, it will be time to return to your earthly body as your true, authentic self.``
[Val is about to snap her fingers but apparently decides that is too cliche and takes her phone, loading a sound app and all of a sudden the sound of a bell ringing before a fight comes from right behind Justice causing her to nearly jump into Val’s lap and look around and then looks at Val who is both trying her best not to giggle and yet still giving Justice a warm, compassionate look.]
Val: “Like, welcome back sweetie! Didn’t I tell you it would help!?”
[Justice smiles and nods as she calms down from the method of being woken up from trance.]
Justice: “Yeah.. yeah, I do feel better.. Like a lot more relaxed. You guys weren’t kidding about that app!”
[Val smiles and pats Justice on the shoulder encouragingly.]
Val: “And, like, how do you feel?”
[Justice blinks and replies almost without thinking.]
Justice: “I really feel like my true authentic self. I feel free to embrace that self.”
[Val smiles and instantly rewards Justice with a pat on the shoulder.]
Val: “Awesome! I’m like so glad it’s helping you already! So.. now, are you ready to come clean?”
Justice nods and takes out her phone. She takes a deep breath and begins dialing the phone. Val smiles and rubs Justice’s shoulders.
Val: “Put it on speakerphone. Blair and I like, totally wanna be here to help and support you.”
[Justice does this without objection.]
Anthony Cross: “Hello?”
[Justice takes a breath and speaks]
Justice: “Hey hon. I umm I need to tell you something. I think I made a mistake.. I bought a pair of boots.”
Anthony: “Yeah, 5 grand for a pair of boots. I got the alert form the bank and nixed it. I found a pair of boots that look the same but won’t break the bank.”
[Blair hears this and starts to gasp out an ‘Oh MY God!” but claps her hands over her mouth. Val, for her part, keeps both hands firmly on Justice’s shoulders, offering her silent support as she nods.]
Anthony: “We’ll talk more about it when you get home, but I’m proud of you for telling me.”
[The two converse back and forth for a bit before Justice says her goodbyes and leans back into Val, sighing in relief. Val smiles.]
Val: “Like feels sooo much better to just be honest and get all that negative energy out, right?”
[Justice nods in agreement.]
Justice: “I’d say you have no idea, but I’m sure you actually do.”
Val: “Soo..?”
[Justice smiles and nods.]
Justice: “You got me, I’m definitely going to keep using this app. I didn’t think this kinda thing worked but it’s really a life changer!”
[Blair looks over the two and is pleased with the progress Val is making and the fact that Justice seems to be coming along as a potential member as well. She then turns and heads out to address the crowd and intro the next highlight.]
Blair Buchannan: Val, I’m obsessed! Almost as obsessed as Nocturnal used to be with his sister. SPEAKING of Nocturnal, here he is in our number THREE most iconic moments from Tension in Texas where he takes on Hunter Valentyne for the Trans-Atlantic Championship! You’re gonna want to see this.
Tension in Texas 2014
= Trans Atlantic Championship on the line! =
Hunter Valentyne (c) Vs. Nocturnal
Nocturnal begins to take charge of the match as he delivers a double under hook backbreaker on Hunter in the middle of the ring. Once again he drops down for a pin…1…2…NO! Hunter just gets the shoulder up. Un phased, Nocturnal drags Hunter to his feet and lifts the man into the air bringing him down with a scoop slam followed by a leaping knee drop to the head. Mounting the near corner, Nocturnal leaps off and lands a brutal head butt to Hunter before covering him again…1…2…NO!!! Hunter gets his shoulder up just in time.
Jill Matthews: My how things have shifted in this match.
Vince Walters: Just wait and see their little Miss Adult industry star!
Nocturnal Pulls Hunter to his feet and attempts to lock him up, but Hunter slaps away Nocturnals arms and delivers a right hand. Nocturnal delivers a right of his own, but Hunter lands another, then blocks Nocturnals attempt and lands another, and another and another. As Nocturnal stumbles backwards Hunter hits the ropes and lands a flying knee. Nocturnal jumps back up and Hunter lands another flying knee. Once more Nocturnal jumps back up but Hunter delivers a Delivering the Myth to him in the middle of the ring. He lifts Nocturnal up and hooks the arms before delivering the Valentyme!!!!
Jill Matthews: This one might just be over!
Vince Walters: What you meant to say is that this one IS over!
Hunter drops down and covers Nocturnal…1…2…3!!!!
Jill Matthews: Hunter did it, he is the winner here and what a match it was!
Vince Walters: Yeah, but you said that like you didn’t expect Hunter to win, he had this match from the get Jill. Don’t you forget that next time you are on your back and getting paid!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner, HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!!!
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Hunter Valentyne vs Jeremiah Vastrix
Vince Walters: Oh joy it’s that time of the night where Hunter Valentyne wrestles….
Jill Mathews: You act like the man is a bad wrestler Vince… He’s a multi time champion in NEW including a former NEW World Champion.
Vince Walters: Since when did you start defending that ass clown? Especially after the horse crap he pulled earlier in the show?
Jill Mathews: Well I’m not really defending him… I’m just stating facts but myself and the fans of NEW have begun to agree with his recent views on “The Business” lately.
Vince Walters: Well the fans of New Orleans don’t agree with him and I damned sure don’t!
Jill Mathews: Well these fans in New Orleans are special cases as it is Johnny Stylez hometown and all.
Vince Walters: Hunter Valentyne has never in the history of NEW had a good view! Jill and that’s the facts!
Jill Mathews: Boy someone gets rather worked up over Hunter maybe you are worried he might actually cause problems for your buddies in the Business.
Vince Walters: Hunter Valentyne has been a problem since the day he came into NEW but he’s been a problem that can always be defeated so yeah not that worried about it…..
Jill Mathews: Mmm K…. Well tonight he steps into the ring with a man who was the reason he got eliminated in our NEW Rumble match and that man is Jeremiah Vastrix.
Vince Walters: A man I am rooting for tonight! Possibly the only time I would ever root for him but tonight I am.
Tom Davis: First making his way to the ring here is “God’s Gift” Jeremiah Vastrix !!!!!
“Down Low” by R.Kelly begins playing as Jeremiah Vastrix walks out from the back to the cheering of the fans. He dances his way down to the ring, stopping to kiss a particularly attractive female fan on his way. He steps into the ring and poses for a moment before leaning in his corner to wait for the match to start.
Jill Mathews: From what we know at the moment Vastrix has a one match contract just for this match.
Vince Walters: He hates Hunter almost as much as I do that’s why he signed up for this.
Jill Mathews: Well he has wrestled in NEW in the past and in many other companies so he is a seasoned veteran of the wrestling world and tonight he faces a big challenge.
Vince Walters: We will see about that……
Tom Davis: And, his opponent coming to the ring at this time HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!!!!
Straightjacket Supermodel by Eve to Adam plays over the loudspeakers as Hunter makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of boos. He stops in the middle of the ramp as green and black pyros go off behind him. Hunter slides in underneath the bottom rope as he puts his hands on the top rope and glares menacingly into the camera. He is cascaded by mostly boos as the intensity in this face is shown to the world. Pyros goes off in the background as his glare is never changing.
Vince Walters: That’s right New Orleans boo the hell out of this guy!
Jill Mathews: I actually hear some cheers too but yeah there are a good amount of boo’s as New Orleans again is the hometown of Johnny Stylez…. Our NEW World Champ.
Vince Walters: The best in the damned world Johnny Stylez Jill!
Jill Mathews: You are uh entitled to your opinion but it’s not one I agree with.
DING!!!!!!!!
Hunter and Vastrix step to the center of the ring glaring at one another. Hunter however doesn’t glare for long as he unleashes rights, lefts and more rights. He unleashes a fury of shots to Vastrix who has been taken off balance from these shots. Hunter then grabs Vastrix, picking him up and dropping him with a back breaker! The fans boo loudly as Hunter looks out to a section of them shouting “TOM BRADY IS THE BEST EVER” They boo very loudly after hearing that. Meanwhile Vastrix gets back to his feet holding his back in pain but as soon as Hunter turns back around to face him he nails Hunter with a LEAPING KNEE that nails Hunter right between his eyes and has him now off balance. Vastrix then kicks Hunter hard in his gut and drops him with a very effective DDT! Vastrix now stands over the downed body of Hunter putting one arm in the air and getting a big response from the fans of New Orleans. We then see Vastrix go near one of the NEW cameras saying “SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS OLD.” Hunter by the time Vastrix said that had gotten back to his feet and just as Vastrix turns around Hunter drops Vastrix with a LOU THEZ PRESS! Hunter now begins pounding away on Vastrix shot after shot until ref Jim Floss counts to five and forces Hunter to his feet warning him of his count and possible DQ… Hunter rolls his eyes and actually gets in the face of Jim Floss over this.
Jill Mathews: Hunter and authority just have never mixed which includes refs.
Vince Walters: Hunter and pretty much everything in this world do not mix Jill. Now Vastrix needs to get the hell up while Hunter has his back turned!
Jill Mathews: Well Vastrix took a real pounding there and Hunter is known to hit hard with those rights and lefts.
Vince Walters: Huh? Says who? Seriously, who has ever said that?
Jill Mathews: Um… We have seen it time after time in the history of the NEW you know a history that spans fifteen years….
Vince Walters: Eh history is fickle….
Hunter and ref Jim Floss argued some while Vastrix stumbled back to his feet he then grabbed a hold of Hunter from behind back suplexing Hunter down to the mat. Now Vastrix hears more cheers as he gets back to his feet and nods towards some of the fans. He motions for Hunter to get up and just waits… Hunter does get back to his feet as Vastrix charges attempting a quick running SPEAR!!!! HE NAILS IT!!!! HUNTER IS DOWN!!! Vastrix makes the PIN! ONE…..TWO…NO!!! Hunter Valentyne got his shoulder up at two despite the spear! Vastrix looks a little shocked as he looks up at Ref Jim Floss who tells him it was a two count. Vastrix nods his head and brings Hunter to his feet but as soon as he does that Hunter knee’s Vastrix in his gut and then as Vastrix crouches over a little Hunter takes Vastrix off his feet with a spinning neck breaker! The fans boo from this and Hunter gives a cocky kind of smile hearing their boos. He then brings Vastrix back to his feet and DROPS VASTRIX WITH A SPINE BUSTER!!!! Hunter PINS VASTRIX!!! ONE……TWO….NO!!!! Vasrix got a shoulder up! Hunter looks up at ref Jim Floss mouthing the words “Are you f’n kidding me?” Jim Floss shakes his head no. Now Hunter once again back to his feet gets close up to Ref Jim Floss and has words with him.
Vince Walters: Look at Hunter arguing with our senior official again jeez who does that….
Jill Mathews: Oh I dunno only like most of this roster especially your boy Johnny Stylez.
Vince Walters: Only when it’s justified Jill!
Jill Mathews: Vince Walters from planet dreamland ladies and gents.
Vince Walters: You annoy me greatly sometimes Jill Mathews.
Jill Mathews: OH well the feeling is very mutual that I can assure you of.
Vastrix now back to his feet as Jim Floss and Hunter are having a heated argument. Vastrix holds his back in obvious pain but turns Hunter around and MARKET CRASH!!!!! (Michinoku Driver) Vastrix now with the PIN!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! Hunter got his right shoulder up in time! Vastrix sets up a full shock this time. The shock is written all over his face as the fan’s boo over Hunter not having lost yet. Vastrix struggles to his feet favoring his back but drops a leg drop across the throat of the downed Hunter Valentyne then goes outside onto the ring apron and climbs up to the top rope. Vastrix yells out that it’s over!!! VASTRIX LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE FROG SPLASH!!! NO!!! NO!!! Hunter got his knees up and Vastrix landed right on them! Now Vastrix is down and Hunter is getting to his feet. Vastrix rolls around the ring in pain while Hunter gathers himself for a moment. Then Vastrix slowly gets to his feet still a little off balance while Hunter gets near him kicking him very hard in his gut and VALENTYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUNTER NAILS IT AND MAKES THE PIN!!!!!!!!!! ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!! DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans boo extremely loud or well a lot of them as Hunter makes ref Jim Floss raise his right arm to signal his victory.
Vince Walters: Oh this is utter crap…. Hunter winning a match I hate to see it I really do!
Jill Mathews: It’s uh not the first time he’s won a match Vince and I doubt close to the last time.
Vince Walters: OH you never know… With the way he is after the Business his days could be numbered.
Jill Mathews: Many have tried to end that man known as Hunter Valentyne but the job has still never been completed and he’s been wrestling off and on for like twenty years almost.
Vince Walters: Mark my words it will happen! And, damn it Jeremiah Vastrix almost beat him tonight if Hunter hadn’t gotten those knees up at the last split second!
Jill Mathews: Eh not so sure about that but I will say Vastrix gave it a great effort yes indeed.
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As we come back from a few advertisements we see the teams of Rylee Ruin/Priscilla White and the other team of Justice Cross/Abbigail Dresden all standing in the ring waiting for Ref Chip Lamont to call for the bell. Ref Chip Lamont is asking all of them if they are ready which causes Rylee Ruin and Priscilla to laugh at him for some reason. Meanwhile Justice Cross and Abbigail Dresden both just nodded their heads.
TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH!
Priscilla White/Rylee Ruin vs Abbigail Dresden/Justice Cross
Jill Mathews: All four people in this upcoming match have made their way to the ring and we are waiting for the bell for this special tag team tables match!
Vince Walters: A tag team tables match this should be entertaining to watch.
Jill Mathews: It’s basically NO DQ but the only way to win is by putting someone through a table.
Vince Walters: Yes exactly Jill and Little Monster over there likes tables we saw that last IGNITE with what she did to Valora at the end of the night.
Jill Mathews: After she lost to Valora yes we saw that… But, there are a lot of combustible elements in this match. We got Priscilla White who has had a real attitude lately and this match seems a little fitting for her as well. Then of course we got her partner in this match the uh always interesting Rylee Ruin….
Vince Walters: Interesting without a doubt the Little Monster and Priscilla White both quickly becoming two of my personal favorites.
Jill Mathews: No big shock there… But, on the other team we have the young Abbigail Dresden who proved herself last IGNITE in a big match against River and Roger Wright. Not to mention we got Justice Cross who gives it everything she has every single time out in this ring.
Vince Walters: Eh… They're both okay, I guess…..
DING!!!!!!!!!!!
The bell rings as Dresden eyes Rylee Ruin perhaps for what she did to her mentor Valora last IGNITE. Rylee notices Dresden eyeing her and points at her while laughing. Justice Cross doesn’t even bother to eye anyone; she just marches right over kicking Priscilla White in her gut and begins whaling away on her with shots! Rylee Ruin sees this but before she could go over and attack Justice she gets cut off by Dresden who gets right in the face of the shorter Rylee. But, Little Monster doesn’t even look up at her she just HEAD BUTTS DRESDEN RIGHT IN HER THROAT!!!! Dresden drops to her knees holding her throat. Meanwhile Justice has Priscilla backed up against one of the corner turnbuckles and is driving her right shoulder into the stomach area of Priscilla over and over again. Rylee though comes up behind Justice and GERMAN SUPLEXES HER ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! Priscilla smiles after holding her stomach for a moment as she notices Justice flat on her back thanks to Rylee. But, Dresden is now back to her feet and hits a running closeline to Rylee Ruin sending Rylee and herself over the top rope down to the outside of the ring! Priscilla saw what went down but shrugged her shoulders as she turned her attention to Justice Cross who was trying to get up to her feet. But, Priscilla hit a running kick to the side of Justice Crosses face knocking her flat on her face down on the mat. Now Priscilla applies a CAMEL CLUTCH ON JUSTICE!!!! The fans boo loudly and Priscilla just smiles an evil smile.
Jill Mathews: You know I have learned over the last few IGNITES that Priscilla White is just evil… She’s not crazy like Rylee Ruin…. No, she’s just freaking evil.
Vince Walters: I love it personally Jill. And, Rylee might be a little unhinged but trust me she’s evil as well.
Jill Mathews: A little crazy? Just a little? No… But, anyways we got action going on outside the ring between Dresden and Rylee. Dresden sent Rylee back first hard into the outside steel ring steps and Rylee, despite a little smile, is in pain. I don't care what anyone thinks.
Vince Walters: Well of course she is but maybe she likes a little pain? I mean she’s the Little Monster after all!
Jill Mathews: Yeah well Abbigail Dresen is an impressive young star here in NEW and she isn’t going to back down from anyone rather said person likes a little pain or not.
Vince Walters: Well gee golly good for Abbigail….
Jill Mathews: Rylee has begun to stumble to her feet and oh look DRESDEN CHARGES AT HER BUT RYLEE DUCKED HER HEAD AND BACK BODY DROPPED DRESDEN BACK FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!!
Vince Walters: OHHH that will for sure leave a mark on that impressive young star as you called her.
Jill Mathews: Yeah it for sure had to hurt but Rylee despite her so called not minding pain has dropped to her ass outside holding her back from the earlier meeting with the steel steps.
Back inside the ring Priscilla White held onto the camel clutch for a good amount of time despite submissions not counting in this match. Finally she released the hold after a good amount of minutes. Priscilla now stands over against a corner turnbuckle just waiting patiently for Justice Cross to struggle to her feet. Justice chants began to break out from the fans as Justice finally did get to her feet and Priscilla charged at her. But, Priscilla trying to nail a running right boot to Justice’s face missed due to Justice side stepping it! Priscilla then realizing she missed quickly turned around but Justice Cross grabbed a hold of her and STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Justice lays out Priscilla!!!! Now Justice with Priscilla down begins to drop some elbow drops to the upper chest of the downed Priscilla. Rylee who was on the outside notices this…. She first reaches under the ring grabbing a STEEL CHAIR!!!! Rylee stares at the chair smiling for a moment but before she could roll into the ring DRESDEN SOMEHOW HAD GOTTEN TO HER FEET AND HIT A LEAPING DOUBLE FRONT KICK INTO THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF RYLEE!!!! Both Dresden and Rylee are down on the outside now!
Vince Walters: What? How did Abbigail get up from what Rylee did to her in a fairly good amount of time?
Jill Mathews: She’s built differently that’s how. She is a legit NEW Wrestler that is tough just like so many on this roster.
Vince Walters: I’m sorry I fell asleep for a moment there you were saying?
Jill Mathews: ROLLING MY EYES VINCE!
Vince Walters: Congrats Jill? I mean it takes a lot of talent to do that….
Jill Mathews: Sigh…. Well on the inside we got Justice now bringing Priscilla to her feet but Priscilla ducked an attempt to closeline from Justice and dropped Justice with a SAMOAN DROP!
Vince Walters: That was quite the power move there from Miss Priscilla White bravo.
Jill Mathews: It was a pretty impressive move, yes. But, Priscilla is down on the mat still after that due to the attack from Justice before that.
Dresden gets to her feet on the outside and rolls into the ring! She see’s Priscilla getting to her feet and PELE KICK FROM DRESDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Priscilla is down! Meanwhile on the outside Rylee has gotten up to her knees and has a well bit of a deranged look across her face! She reaches under the ring apron grabbing pretty much anything she could get her hands on. She first got a chair and got to her feet tossing it high into the air. The chair SMASHED DOWN ON THE STANDING DRESDEN!!!! Abbigail dropped to the mat having got hit over the head from a falling chair! Rylee now shoved a table under the bottom rope into the ring and then rolled into the ring with a kendo stick in her hands! But, as Rylee got to her feet, SPEAR FROM JUSTICE CROSS!!!!!!! Rylee is laid out! The fans cheer loudly for Justice as she walks over helping her tag partner Abbigial Dresden up to her feet. Dresden holding the back of her head has to lean against the ring ropes to keep herself held up for the moment. Priscilla on the other hand got back to her feet and quickly turned Justice Cross around STUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Justice gets dropped! Now Dresden and Priscilla begin to slug it out!
Jill Mathews: What a hard hitting match this has been!
Vince Walters: It has and what a stunner from Priscilla very impressive there.
Jill Mathews: Vince… I mean yeah it was impressive but you didn’t mention how nice Justice’s spear to Rylee was….
Vince Walters: Oh I didn’t? Well darn it….
Jill Mathews: Dresden and Priscilla are really battling it out but Priscilla got a quick knee to Abbigails gut which stopped that. Not to mention Rylee is beginning to stumble to her feet as is Justice Cross.
Vince Walters: And, Rylee just locked eyes with Justice…. These two met in the ring once already.
Jill Mathews: Yes in Justice's debut match a few months ago on IGNITE a match I felt Justice should have won but Rylee pulled it off to her credit.
Vince Walters: Justice and Rylee are meeting in the center of the ring. Get her LIL MONSTER!
Rylee and Justice begin to slug it out while Priscilla has just Irish whipped Dresden into a corner turnbuckle and went for a running closeline but Dresden moved out of the way as Priscilla collided with the turnbuckle. Then Dresden grabbed a hold of Priscilla and TAZZ PLEX!!! Meanwhile Justice seems to be getting the upper hand of the slug fest with Rylee. She even backed Rylee up against the ring ropes. Now Justice grabbed a hold of Rylee and DROPS RYLEE WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! Dresden and Justice both standing but both showing signs of hurting waited for both their opponents to get back up. Priscilla and Rylee got to their feet close to about the same time. Rylee saw Justice come running attempting another SPEAR BUT NO!!!!! RYLEE picked up that KENDO STICK AND WHACK!!!! She smacked Justice with it, stopping the spear! Dresden meanwhile kicked Priscilla hard in her gut and went for a DDT!!! BUT NO!! Priscilla managed to grab a hold of the nearby top ring rope causing Dresden to land on the mat without Priscilla. Priscilla then just as Dresden was getting to her feet hit Dresden with a vicious european uppercut which knocked Dresden against a corner turnbuckle. Priscilla then lifted Dresden up, placing her on the top turnbuckle and climbed to the second turnbuckle. Rylee saw this and quickly grabbed the table! She SETS THE TABLE UP not too far from Priscilla and Dresden!
Jill Mathews: Superplex through the table coming possibly? Abbigail is trying to slug it out with Priscilla to avoid it though! But, wait Rylee has run over and is now out on the ring apron and just leaped up nailing a ELBOW TO THE BACK OF ABBIGAILS HEAD!!!
Vince Walters: YES!!! SEND DRESDEN THREW THAT TABLE!!! Priscilla!!!
Jill Mathews: Priscilla lifts up DRESDEN AND IT”S A RELEASE SUPERPLEX!!!!! SHE LETS GO OF DRESDEN!!!!!
But just before Dresden came crashing through the table JUSTICE CROSS MANAGED TO MOVE THE TABLE SO DRESDEN LANDED ON HER BACK ONTO THE RING MAT!!!! Dresden was still obviously hurting but the match did not end! Justice Cross now fully to her feet saw Priscilla leap off the second turnbuckle but LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (R.K.O)!!!!!!!!!!! Priscilla is laid out!!!!!! Justice drops to one knee as Rylee is now back in the ring picking up a chair and TOSSING IT INTO THE FACE OF JUSTICE!!!! Rylee then falls back a little but uses the ring ropes to help hold herself up. Justice is possibly out cold from the tossed chair to her face!!!! And, Priscilla is down and out from that amazing Lights out move from Justice! Dresden now gets back to her feet and Rylee sees this as Dresden goes for a running closeline to Rylee but Rylee ether meant to or just fell to one knee causing Abbigail to miss and fall over the top rope down to the outside!!!!! Rylee now crawls over to Justice then comes to her feet trying to bring Justice Cross to her feet but it’s like dead weight…. Justice is indeed out cold! Rylee does manage to get Justice to her feet and roll her onto the nearby table. Rylee now brings JUSTICE TO HER FEET who’s eyes are glazed over still!!!! FALL INTO RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: What a match…. Wow…. Carnage and destruction, But, it was that chair Rylee threw so violently at the face of Justice that caused the true end to this match as it knocked Justice Cross legit out..
Vince Walters: The Little Monster and Priscilla WIN! I love it! But, uh yeah awesome match I agree.
Jill Mathews: Nice uh pivet there Vince….
Vince Walters: Yes it was masterfully done by me I agree!
Tom Davis: Here are your winners PRISCILLA WHITE AND RYLEE RUIN!!!!!!
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Tension In Texas Roundup
w/ Blair & Val
Part 4
[We pick up one last time in the VIP Box Suite where we find Blair Buchannan with her back turned to the camera, peering out through the glass at the show going on beneath them before turning to focus on camera yet again. As she closes out this series of segments, a nostalgic look back on memories made from the company they helped build spanning beyond a decade prior there is a sense of pride and accomplishment that lingers in the air. As well as the promise of new Iconic moments that have yet to be revealed.
Blair Buchannan: Welcome back to the final installment of our countdown to the most iconic Tension In Texas moments. It’s you girl Blair here and I am so excited to get to our number one spot. But first, I want to thank everyone who’s joined us and stuck with us on this journey. Not just tonight, but over the last fifteen years or whatever part of our journey you joined us on. So, back to the moment that takes the number one spot. It’s actually a Dog Collar Match…
[ Val comes out with Justice to stand near Blair and hearing the intro, she giggles and decides to have some fun here, and so chimes in with:
Val: What she’s trying to say is Blair has a BDSM fetish. I’ve seen the photo shoot she did in the latex dominatrix outfit. Like, let me tell you it was hawt!
Val ends this with a whistle and fans herself with her hand, playing up to the crowd by pushing their hometown heroine
Blair Buchannan: Oh honey…[Blair flips her hair] Which one? …but also, this match is number one because it holds a special place in my heart. Truly a pivotal moment in my career. It’s me vs Roger Wright in a Dog Collar Match for the World Heavyweight Championship title. Now, this match is crazy to me for a few reasons, number one being that it was my first and so far only time winning the title but...at the time Roger Wright was, and to some still is considered the greatest World Heavyweight Champion in the history of New Edge Wrestling…so for me to have picked up the win…Main Eventing...At Tension In Texas in his hometown, mind you…Like, I was not supposed to win this match…a fact that my good friend Val here made sure I was aware of.
Val knows what this clip will show and her head slumps forward
Val: I’m.. oh wow, Blair.. I’m so sorry about that.. That was a prime example of why that angry, brutish barbarian like totes had to be retired.
Blair Buchannan: “Water under the bridge, and believe it or not Val was not the only special guest to make an appearance during that match. Val and I have to go get ready for our matches, but we want to thank you for hanging out with us while we party in my home state of Louisiana! Don’t forget to download the BE app, it’s available for iPhone and Android. We love you and as always…Be Bold…”
Val: Be authentic!
Both of them at the same time: “Be YOU!”
Blair Buchannan: Ladies and gentlemen, here is the match that takes the number one spot of most Iconic Tension in Texas moments...Me versus Roger Wright for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Tension In Texas 2014
World Title Dog Collar Match
Blair Buchannan
vs
Roger Wright
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Introducing Blair Buchanan-Valentyne
Chris Styles: OH MY GOD THAT WAS TO CLOSE!
Jill Mathews: Blair just got her right shoulder up in time and I mean just in time.
Vince Walters: Man alive Blair took a beating from Roger there he is dishing the pain out now.
Chris Styles: You bitches know what I mean honestly who hits people with shoes honestly?
Vince Walters: Uh your dream girl did it to Roger and he has now done it back.
Chris Styles: Blair did no such thing you lie!
Vince Walters: I never lie!
Jill Mathews: You both always lie so shut up.
Chris Styles: Jill look we know you sad that you're not the hottest chick on the block but calm down baby girl.
Jill Mathews: I AM TOO!
Vince Walters: You take that back Chris Styles or I will kick your ass!
Chris Styles: What did I say? Jeez....
Jill Mathews: Sorry about this ladies and gentlemen there is a World title match going on and as you have been watching Blair has been fighting to keep from being beat but she is hurting in a bad way and it's not looking good. I'll give the girl props she has given it all she has and Roger is without questioned hurt as well but Blair I just don't think will be able to last much longer.
Vince Walters: She's pulling her self to her feet with the help of the ring ropes right now and Roger is just measuring her I think it's WRIGHT STUFF TIME!!!
Jill Mathews: Roger is grimacing in pain more than likely due to his chest and knee issues from this battle but I think your right he's primed to nail one of the biggest moves in NEW history!
Chris Styles: BLAIR BABY DON'T TURN AROUND! OH SHIT WHO IS THAT BIG FUCKING GUY!!!??
Suddenly a man jumps the guard rail it's SETH ISER!!!! SETH ISER HAS JUMPED THE GUARD RAIL AND IS NOW UP ON THE RING APRON!!!!
Vince Walters: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING BACK?
Jill Mathews: I haven't seen that monster in sometime.
Chris Styles: Ah shit Seth has got Rogers attention now.
Roger turns towards Seth Iser and ROGER GETS COVERED WITH GREEN MIST RIGHT TO EYES AND FACE!!!!
Chris Styles: HERE IS YOUR CHANCE BLAIR BABY DO IT!!!
Vince Walters: Why would Seth Iser get involved like this?
Jill Mathews: Oh I am sure there is a reason and right now Roger is blinded and who knows what else from that weird mist!
Blair saw what just took place and with one last big effort grabs the blinded Roger Wright BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!! ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! BEAUTY SLEEP ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!
ONE........
TWO........
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!
DING!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner and NOW THE NEW EDGE WORLD CHAMPION BLAIR BUCHANNAN!!!!
Chris Styles: YES!!!! I'm SO HAPPY!!!!YES!!!!!!
Vince Walters: Oh god he's happy now I wanna vomit.
Jill Mathews: In a shocking turn of events with an assist from Seth Iser Blair Buchannan has become the NEW WORLD CHAMPION holy crap I can't believe I am saying that.
Vince Walters: I refuse to say it....
Chris Styles: I'll say it all damned day and night YES!!!!!
As the ref hands the NEW title to Blair and takes off the dog collar Blair see's Seth now in the ring grabbing the dog collar out of the hand of the ref and putting it around his neck!!!! Blair rolls out of the ring limping and bloody but holding the NEW TITLE UP high in the air.
Not so fast...
As Blair makes her way up the ramp, limping and holding her leg, ‘Bring It’ by Trapt plays over the PA and Blair stops, frozen, a shocked look on her face as Valora walks out and the crowd comes to their feet cheering. Valora paces back and forth cutting off any escape for her rival as she raises a mic and speaks.
“Are you fuckin’ serious? I knew Roger Wright was a shitty excuse for a champ but to drop the belt to YOU?! Course, as usual, you had help didn’t you? Liz helped you beat me, Seth helped you win tonight. Know who helped me win my World Title? Me. Myself. I. That’s why you’re a walking fuckin’ disgrace! You’ve never done anything for yourself. Couldn’t be relevant by yourself so you fucked and Married Hunter. Couldn’t beat Roger for the title so you fucked him, manipulated things and took advantage. You’re a disgrace to the Hall of Fame and to the World Championship title!”
The crowd picks up on the raw emotional intensity coming from Valora as she’s literally seething in anger and even shaking a bit.
“But what really gets me.. is that some of us fuckin’ worked our asses off to get where we are. You? What have you done? Got some fake tits and maybe some lipo? Botox injections so you can keep the barbie doll image going a few years longer. Enjoy while you can, you fuckin’ Swamp bitch, cause now you entered MY world and you and I WILL meet for that title and puta… I’m gonna beat your ass so bad you’ll wanna go back to Louisiana and hide. In fact you’ll have to because I swear to fuckin’ god I will end your career, or end mine trying and you’ll definitely be a lot less pretty when I’m done with you.”
By now, Blair’s heard enough and is red in the face. She charges Valora and tries to hit her with the belt, but Valora ducks the blow, boots Blair in the gut and lists her up, turning and planting her on the metal floor with the Gringa Killa, getting up and grabbing the mic, lifting the World Title over her head and looks down at Blair. “Get used to this sight, puta. You looking up as me. as I hold MY belt and you? You get to fade into obscurity, just another embarrassment to the World title… See you soon.. champ.”
Valora drops the belt on Blair and turns, walking to the backstage area.
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Ailyn Darrington vs Andrew Garrison
Tom Davis: Having both made their way to the ring for this one on one match here this evening first from Seattle Washington “Silly Girl” Ailyn Darrington!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: Listen to these fans cheer for the young rising star Ailyn Darrington.
Vince Walters: She’s still a damned Ruin to me. I don't care if she got married or whatever.
Jill Mathews: Vince she is not like her aunt Rylee Ruin you might as well let that go.
Vince Walters: Well she damned well should be… Rylee is freaking awesome.
Jill Mathews: Also freaking insane but okay sure….
Tom Davis: And, her opponent from Las Vegas Nevada “The Inevitable” ANDREW GARRISON!!!!!
Vince Walters: Now here is a guy I like. He has the right attitude and is a freaking powerhouse.
Jill Mathews: The right attitude? You mean he’s full of himself and will do whatever he needs to win a match right?
Vince Walters: What? No…. I am just saying he is my kind of person. Also last IGNITE he was suppose to be the in the main event against Meg Coleman for the vacant X-Core title but due to her suffering a concussion that match has been postponed to Tension in Texas which means I’m sure he is a little upset about that and going to take it out on poor Ailyn.
Jill Mathews: Will see about him taking it out on her as she is quite the in ring performer.
DING!!!!
The bell rings as Ref Chip Lamont is our ref for this match. Ailyn waits to see what Andrew is going to do as he smiles and walks to the center of the ring. Ailyn doesn’t seem like she wants to meet him head on as she holds her ground several feet away from Garrison. Andrew rolls his eyes and decides to walk towards Ailyn who meets him with a left kick to his right shin and a right kick to his other shin. Andrew is a little off balance but tries to reach out and grab Ailyn who dodges his attempt and drop kicks him in his back sending him face first into the top corner turnbuckle. Now with Andrew leaning against the top turnbuckle back facing Ailyn she charges and hits a leaping knee to the middle of his back. Andrew turns around now with his back against the turnbuckle and Ailyn backs up. She then with a head full of steam charges towards Andrew but WHAM!!!! Soon as she got close Andrew Garrison came out of the corner and laid her out with a BIG BOOT!!! Andrew's smile returns now as he covers Ailyn!!!! ONE….TWO…NO! Ailyn gets a shoulder up at two! Garrison gets to his feet and yells at the ref to count faster not slower yah moron! Ref Chip Lamont shakes his head at Andrew obviously not happy with being called a moron. Now Garrison threatens Chip once again as Ailyn rises to her feet. Andrew turns away from the ref and towards Ailyn who then see’s Andrew charging at her and she drops down nailing a DROP TOE HOLD which sends the much bigger Andrew to the mat!
Jill Mathews: Look at the crafty Ailyn and think she is still new to this business.
Vince Walters: Yeah she’s impressive to an extent I won’t disagree but she is making a much bigger Andrew Garrison mad.
Jill Mathews: Well I do not think she cares if he’s mad she out here to win this match.
Vince Walters: Oh but she will care if he gets a hold of her I can promise you that.
Jill Mathews: He already damned near took her head off with that big boot and she kicked out at two. She is tougher than you might think Vince.
Vince Walters: That was not a two that damned ref slowly counted that.
Jill Mathews: Oh my god blaming the ref is such an overused thing I swear…..
Ailyn now see’s Garrison turn over on his back and she goes for a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT NO!!! GARRISON GOT HIS KNEES UP!!!! Garrison now gets to his feet and yells “Well that’s enough of that!” He brings Ailyn to her feet and SHORT ARM CLOSELINES HER OFF HER FEET! The fans boo Garrison who just smiles at the fact they're booing him. He now kicks the crap out of the downed Ailyn who is hurting and finally he stops stomping away on her and reaches down to bring her up to her feet. But, Ailyn takes her right thumb and drives it into Andrew’s left eye when he reaches down! The fans cheered loudly when they saw that. Ailyn then struggles to her feet, obviously having been hurt from the much bigger Andrew Garrison. But, Andrew is still a little out of it while standing due to the thumb that went into his eye. Ailyn comes up behind Garrison and with all she has she leaps up DROPPING HIM WITH A BACKSTABBER!!!!! Ailyn covers! ONE…..TWO….NO!!!! Andrew kicks out! Ailyn sits up while grimacing in pain. She then gets to her feet as Andrew now comes to his feet as well and she goes for a SPEAR but NO! Andrew again with a BIG BOOT THAT AILYN RAN INTO!!! SHE MIGHT BE OUT COLD! Andrew Garrison drops down and makes the pin! ONE….TWO….THREE!!! NO!!!! NO!!! At the last second Ailyn got her right shoulder up! Garrison looks stunned and is glaring at our ref.
Vince Walters: Oh this damned ref needs to find a new career I tell yah!
Jill Mathews: Oh come on Vince give Ailyn some credit for getting her shoulder up there she is showing a lot of heart and toughness!
Vince Walters: I am not going to give her credit when that should have been a three count….
Jill Mathews: You need glasses Vince or you are just full of shit… Or, you need glasses and are full of shit. You know what I am going with option two on that yes I am indeed.
Vince Walters: I am not full of shit I am a broadcast journalist who knows a slow count when he sees one and baby my eye site is perfect!
Jill Mathews: Great then watch me ROLL MY DAMNED EYES!
Vince Walters: I would rather not as that is just boring at this point…..
Andrew brought Ailyn to her feet. He began striking her with lefts, rights, and another huge left. But, Ailyn has not gone down! She is for sure feeling the effects but is trying to cover up and protect herself! Garrison drives a big right knee into her gut and she drops to one knee because of it! Garrison now smiles as he backs up to the other side of the ring. He charges at Ailyn who is down on one knee attempting a RUNNING BOOT TO HER BUT NO!!! Ailyn summer salted herself out of the way! Andrew looks a little frustrated as he turns around and Ailyn hits a high LEFT KICK TO THE SIDE OF ANDREWS HEAD!!! He got rocked a little but did not go down! Ailyn now hurting sees an opportunity and runs at Andrew hitting a spinning muay thai like elbow strike to Andrew which knocks him down to one knee! The fans are chanting now for Ailyn! She kicks Garrison hard in his chest with a left boot but he still doesn’t go down fully, Now she tries to kick him with her right boot but he catches it! Garrison while holding onto her left boot comes to his feet. He spins Ailyn around and goes for another short arm like closeline but Ailyn ducks under it! Both turn around quickly and Garrison grabs her head butting her between her eyes then Irish whipping her back first hard into the corner turnbuckle!!!! Andrew now nods his head and goes for a running SPLASH TO AILYN while she is against the corner turnbuckle! NO!!! Ailyn moved out of the way just in time and GARRISON HITS HARD!!! AILYN WITH A MODIFIED ROLL UP FROM BEHIND ANDREW FOR THE PIN!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!! DING!!!!!!
Tom Davis: Here is your winner AILYN DARRINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: WHAT! WHAT? NO! This damned ref now with a fast count no way!
Jill Mathews: Shut up Vince…. WAY TO GO AILYN!!!! A great win for the young rising star here in NEW!
Vince Walters: A lucky damned win for her is the right choice of words….
Jill Mathews: Again shut up Vince….
Ailyn hurting puts her arm in the air and the crowd cheers loudly as she exits the ring and Andrew Garrison is sitting there with a look of shock on his face.
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An unhappy Jesse Styles
We cut backstage to Jesse Styles' dressing room where he is seen on his cell phone pacing around the room while his Executive assistant/producer/friend Andy is laying on the black sofa seeming rather relaxed.
Jesse Styles: What the hell do you mean you think we should try to start over and just date again? Seriously? You have accused me of cheating like so many fucking times over our many years of marriage and we have no trust it’s fucking gone! OH SO BECAUSE I am sick and tired of being accused due to your fucking emotional damage from your childhood that we dealt with in marital counseling for three years I am not a man now suddenly? I am a boy? GO TO HELL! Yes, I know very mature and now you are saying you want the house in Florida and in Italy? FINE! I will keep the fucking house in Chicago and the house in Vegas seems fucking fair to me Scarlet now again go to hell!
Br
Jesse angrily hit the end button on his cell phone then turned around to see a nervous backstage interviewer Brandy Boss standing inside the Owner of New Edges dressing room. Andy was already to his feet trying to say hello and shake her hand but then Jesse saw her and had anger in his eyes.
Jesse Styles: Seriously? Fucking seriously? You come in here while I’m on a private phone conversation? Are you trying to get fired tonight? Not to mention I have already had a bad night because of that fuck Hunter Valentyne….
Brandy Boss: Um… I’m just uh trying to do the job you pay me for sir….
Andy: Hi there Brandy I’m Andy!
Brandy Boss: Um… Yes hi we have met numerous times before Andy.
Andy: Oh I know I just wanted to say hello and be a gentleman in my greeting heh.
Jesse Styles: Andy… Stop! You are not getting to third base with her I promise you that….
Andy: What about first base?
At the same time Jesse/Brandy: NO!.... This caused poor Andy to kind of put his head down in sadness and he then sat down in the leather sofa chair next to the couch with his face resting on his hands. Jesse then sat down on the leather couch pulling out a cigarette from his leather jacket pocket plus a lighter and he lit up a smoke.
Brandy Boss: Um… Sir I don’t think anyone is allowed to smoke in the building.
Jesse Styles: Excuse me? What was that?
Brandy Boss: Oh uh smoke away sir nevermind what I thought.
Jesse Styles: Sigh… How can I help you Brandy Boss……?
Jesse took a deep inhale of his cigarette then looked at his cell phone then looked over at Brandy Boss kind of checking her out to be honest.
Brandy Boss: Um, well first off sorry to hear about your separation from Scarlet….
Jesse Styles: Again what can I fucking help you with Brandy Boss….?
Brandy Boss: Well sir honestly a lot of things heh… But, um regarding current matters the world wants to know how are you going to stay focused tonight for your main event match with so much going on? I mean from Scarlet, to Hunter and of course doing an amazing job at running this company.
Andy: I can answer that!
Jesse Styles: Andy…..
Andy: Nevermind……
Jesse Styles: Brandy I can stay focused because I am god damned expert at my mind and body multitasking that’s how. You are looking at a 38 year old wrestling and promoting legend. This is not my first rodeo in dealing with Scarlet’s bullshit, Hunter's bullshit and also not my first rodeo of having a ton of shit go wrong in my life when I also have a huge match the same night. So to be clear the world needs to remember I AM JESSE FUCKING STYLES and tonight in that ring I will remind them all that I am what this fucking business is all about I AM THE GOD DAMNED BUSINESS!
Brandy Boss: Oh I uh love a man that shows such passion its um oh nevermind I blurted out things from my mind that were not spouse to come out of my mouth darn it!
Andy: I do that all the time!
Neither of them paid any attention to what Andy said and he just shrugged his shoulders.
Jesse Styles: Let me address Hunter Valentyne right quick… You camera fucking man zoom in! Yeah that’s better…. HUNTER VALENTYNE…. Literally a boil on my ass off and on for fucking way to long. You might have gotten one over on me by somehow convincing a woman who worked in my lawyers office to help you out…. But, mark my fucking words you will fail. I will make sure you fail. The Business will make sure you fucking fail which is something you have done so fucking well at over the years in NEW. So just remember your dumb ass Ignited the war with me and the business here in 2024 and I promise you we will DEAL WITH YOU!
Brandy Boss: A great response there boss!
Jesse Styles: I know I’m a pro thanks now leave….
Brandy Boss: But… I uh…. Had more questions.
Jesse Styles: Do I need to say it again seriously?
Andy: No Jesse I will see Miss Boss out! Come on there Brandy, maybe on our way out we can talk about cartoons!
Brandy seemed a little frustrated but did exit the dressing room with Andy while Jesse was last seen rolling his eyes and mouthing the words “Cartoons?”
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Blair Buchannan/Omar Azure vs Bianca Davis/Josh Cole
Josh Cole's music was playing as he made his way down to the ring getting boos from the fans as Tom Davis introduced him.
Jill Mathews: Well Vince we got an interesting NO DQ Tag Match coming up here and Josh Cole is in the ring waiting for his partner for the night to make her entrance.
Vince Walters: Who cares about Josh Cole? LONG LIVE THE QUEEN BIANCA DAVIS! And, Josh Cole better not screw this match up for the Queen I swear!
Jill Mathews: Well ladies and gentlemen you can see where Vince Walters loyalty lies in this match already….
Vince Walters: Bianca Davis is a future Trans-Atlantic Champion and is already the Queen so yes I believe she is one of our very best here in NEW.
Jill Mathews: Oh good for you and your beliefs there Walters….
Tom Davis: And, here is his tag team partner QUEEN B “BIANCA DAVIS!!!!”
THE WAVES KEEP ON CRASHING ON ME FOR SOME REASON
BUT, YOUR LOVE KEEPS ON COMING LIKE A THUNDERBOLT
OH COME HERE A LITTLE CLOSER
CAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU BABY REAL CLOSE UP
(GET OVER HERE)
(GET OVER HERE)
YOU’VE GOT ME FEELING HELLA GOOD SO LET'S JUST KEEP ON DANCING!!!!
The music continues as the fans boo loudly and Bianca smiles her queen like smile and even does a queen like wave before walking up the ring steps and demanding NEW REF SCOTT FLOSS holds the ring ropes open for her. But suddenly we see CLARK BENSON running out to ringside to hold the ring ropes open for her and telling Scott Floss to piss off! The fans boo very loudly at this and Bia seems annoyed. Bianca smiles at Clark then enters the ring as Clark gets down off the ring apron and begins demanding people cheer for THE QUEEN!
Jill Mathews: Oh look it is without question the second most full of themselves person in all of NEW!
Vince Walters: She is not and how dare you speak about our queen like that Jill!
Jill Mathews: She is no queen of mine…. And, certainly no queen to the people that are booing the crap out of her. Jesus when I said second most full of themselves it's crazy how close to first she is with the one and only Johnny Stylez…. Who is yes the most full of himself in this company.
Vince Walters: You need to bite your tongue woman! First you talk about our queen like you did and now you speak bad about the current NEW WORLD CHAMP? Not to mention the greatest wrestler that has ever laced up a pair of boots!
Jill Mathews: Vince… Seriously, do they pay you extra to kiss their asses so hard?
Vince Walters: Of course not! I am telling you the legit reality of things from my humble opinion.
Jill Mathews: Humble opinion my ass Vince….
Tom Davis: Coming to the ring next here is OMAR AZURE!!!!!!!!!!
The lights dim as ‘Catch Your Breath’ by CFO$ plays and the stage fills with smoke, we see the 'Blue Dragon' Omar Azure and his Valet/Wife Yuma Azure walking through the smoke. As the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens, and the smoke begins to go away on the stage we see Omar holding his arms up high and bringing them down to his side while wearing his blue spiked jacket. The camera zooms in close as he stares into it, wearing a blue and black leather mask with dragon horns. He then looks at Yuma and then stares to the sky, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring light blue lights brightens again he raises his arms out again before slowly looking down towards the ring, putting his hands together like a prayer, and walking briskly down the ramp. Once at the ring, he hops on the apron and then rolls through the top and middle ropes. He stands in the center of the ring for a while, staring into the camera as it zooms in. He then takes off his blue spiked jacket and hands it to Yuma. After a while, Azure runs and climbs onto a corner post, as the beat kicks in, the stage and ring blue lights brightens, he stands tall on the corner post with his hands held high towards the sky. He then climbs back down the ring post and stands there as Yuma climbs out of the ring.
Jill Mathews: Now here is Omar who is glaring over at Josh Cole as we all know those two have had major issues over the past few months here in NEW.
Vince Walters: And, we got our Queen having Clark Benson hold up that little mirror to make sure her makeup is all good. Bless her heart and see she cares about how she looks for the NEW. You Jill Mathews should take notes from the queen.
Jill Mathews: Oh please she’s a fake plastic thing…. There are no notes I need to take. I am all natural there Vincent!
Vince Walters: HEY! Do not call me that! And, uh you are all real is uh one way of putting it sure…
The arena pulsated with energy as the crowd eagerly awaited the entrance of the iconic beauty known as, Blair Buchannan. Anticipation crackled in the air like electricity, the fans buzzing with excitement for what was promised to be a spectacle beyond compare.The stage was set, quite literally, for the grand unveiling of Blair's entrance. Smoke billowed and lights danced, casting an otherworldly glow upon the arena. As the familiar strains of “Disco in The Strip Club” by Reve,a triumphant anthem filled the air, the crowd erupted into thunderous applause.
So I sit shotgun in a Chevrolet
Headin' to a different type of LA
Where the girls all smell like creme brulée
and the champagne's free if you pay to play
Where the boys post up and they spend a wage
Of a hard week's work on a fantasy
Where the dream don't die and you can escape, yeah
Forever & Ever
Suddenly, the stage seemed to come alive as a colossal seashell emerged from below, bathed in a cascade of shimmering lights. With each majestic rise, the shell revealed more of its splendor until finally, like the birth of Venus herself, Blair Buchannan emerged, radiant and resplendent, embodying both power and grace, draped in an opulent sheet around her bust that shimmered like the surface of the sea.
Suddenly, Blair drops the sheet revealing her ring attire: an all white halter bustier corset with a drawing of the Sacred heart of Jesus embellished in ruby red crystals across the chest, white crystal embellished mini shorts, and white crystal embellished over the knee lace up wrestling boots complete with elbow and knee pads.This was the first time Blair had ever stepped foot inside a wrestling ring without her signature high heels.
Fly with your tainted wings of a dove
Give into sin and stay fallin' up
Whatever you do don't go fallin' in love
Dancin' to Disco at the strip club
Blair descended from her celestial perch, with her long auburn hair that was styled with lots of height, volume, and loose soft waves that curled at the very ends like a 90’s Cindy Crawford bouncing with each long stride. Every step is a symphony of elegance and poise. Her presence commanded attention, her every movement a nod to her background as a former supermodel.The crowd roared in adulation, their voices blending into a cacophony of cheers and applause. They held her in reverence, knowing that they were about to witness a performance that would leave them breathless and in awe. As Blair made her way to the ring, her eyes gleamed with determination, her spirit aflame with the passion of a true champion. She was not just a wrestler; she was an icon, a diva, a symbol of strength and resilience in the face of adversity. The ring announcer's voice boomed through the arena, resonating with authority and reverence.
Tom Davis:"fIntroducing next, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...please welcome the Sacred Heart of New Edge Wrestling, Blair Buchannan!"
The crowd erupted once more, their cheers reaching a fever pitch as Blair ascended the steps of the ring, her presence filling the arena with an undeniable sense of magic and wonder. For in that moment, she was more than just a wrestler; she was a goddess, a beacon of hope and inspiration to all who beheld her. Even after her music died down, Blair tried to make a connection with as many fans as possible, making eye contact and blowing kisses to anyone and everyone in the crowd that she could.
Jill Mathews: There she is Blair Buchanan a legit ICON of this sport in my opinion especially as of late with her very impressive attitude shift.
Vince Walters: Eh… I miss the old Blair. I really miss her damn it! Why she panders to these people I do not understand and I refuse to understand except maybe here in New Orleans as it is Johnny Stylez country!
Jill Mathews: Uh… Johnny was born here. That's all he doesn’t get to claim the place as his country.
Vince Walters: Yes he can, he is Johnny Stylez he can do what he wants Jill!
Jill Mathews: Lord help me with this one….
Vince Walters: Lord help this one next to me see the light and understand that Bianca Davis, Johnny Stylez, and Jesse Styles are the best things in this business right now by far! Also shout out to Seth Iser as well of course.
Jill Mathews: Well we got a NO DQ TAG Match about to start and let’s just try and focus on that for fuck sakes…
Vince Walters: Language Jill!
DING!!!!!!!
Omar as soon as the bell sounded charged towards Josh Cole and began letting his fists and feet fly! He viciously begins to attack Josh Cole for obvious reasons given their history. Meanwhile Bianca Davis has decided to roll outside the ring and ask Clark how her hair looks! “Clark-Beautiful my queen!” Blair rolls outside the ring as well, shaking her head at Bianca Davis. The fans break out into Blair chants as Bianca covers her ears and Clark tells them to shut up! Back in the ring Omar drops Josh Cole with a LOU THEZ PRESS! He continues to pound away on Josh Cole and Ref Dan Anderson obviously is just standing there as this match is NO DQ. While this is going on Blair is near Bianca on the outside but Clark is standing in front of Bianca keeping Blair away from her. Blair hears the loud chants from the fans and smiles then KICKS CLARK IN HIS GUT as hard as she could, dropping him to his knees! The fans pop loudly after seeing that and Bianca takes off to the other side of the outside of the ring while Blair rolls her eyes. Blair begins to walk towards that outside part of the ring and BIANCA COMES A RUNNING LEAPING OFF THE STEEL RING STEPS AND CLOTHESLINING BLAIR TO THE GROUND!!!! Back inside the ring Omar finally has gotten to his feet leaving Josh an actual mess as he is bleeding from his upper lip but does roll on his side. Which gives Omar an opening to strike Josh with hard kicks to the right side of his body multiple times. Bianca Davis though has rolled into the ring and LOW BLOW TO OMAR!!!
The fans boooooo loudly! Bianca looks annoyed hearing this obviously thinking she deserves better from them.
Vince Walters: Look at the Queen like a ring general out there so damned impressive!
Jill Mathews: Oh yeah real impressive…. She hid from Blair then snuck up on Blair… Then she snuck up on Omar with that devastating low blow inside the ring. So yeah, really impressive….
Vince Walters: I’m glad we agree in fact she deserves a standing ovation but these fans refuse to give her one and it’s not right nope not right at all. In fact downright disrespectful to treat a queen like this!
Jill Mathews: You know what I agree she deserves a standing something… (Jill stands up) HEY BIANCA YOU ARE NO QUEEN TO ME OR THE PEOPLE HERE YOU ARE A FAKE! (Jill sits back down)
Vince Walters: Wow….. That’s just incredibly rude and disrespectful Jill…. I expect better of you then that Jesus Jill.
Jill Mathews: Oh shove it Vince seriously find something to shove in your mouth so you can shut the hell up for the rest of this broadcast so I can just call the matches myself!
Vince Walters: Well I don’t mind your boobs so if you wanna pop one of those babies out….
Jill Mathews: F’n PIG!
Josh Cole slowly rises to his feet looking around, seeming a bit uneasy and unsure as to what has gone down thanks in part to Omar’s assault on him. Bianca who just finished stomping the crap out of the now downed Omar looks up at Josh and yells for him to attack Omar. Josh says something that kind of angers Bianca but he does indeed then mount on top of the downed Omar and begin unleashing his fists. BLAIR THOUGH IS NOW BACK IN THE RING! Bianca is watching Josh beat up Omar with a smile across her face as her back is turned. Blair comes up behind Bianca, turns her around and NAILS HER WITH A LEAPING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! Bianca drops to the mat flat on her back as the fans go NUTS!!! Blair winks at one of the nearby cameras then turns her attention to Josh Cole who is mounted on top of her tag partner Omar. Blair backs several feet up then charges and NAILS JOSH WITH A DOUBLE LEAPING FRONT KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! This knocks Josh off Omar and down onto his back flat on the mat. Blair holds out her hand and Omar grabs it as he now gets to his feet with help from Blair.
Vince Walters: Oh how touching a moment that was…. No, I can’t be serious I’m sorry it actually made me wanna PUKE!
Jill Mathews: Oh stop it Walters…. Blair helped Omar who is her tag partner tonight and now they have a chance to gain control of what has been a crazy match thus far.
Vince Walters: I blame Josh Cole! He did not see Blair coming and even allowed out queen to get attacked by that savage as I’m calling her Blair Buchanan…. Which makes me sad to have to call her that but it’s what she has become damn it!
Jill Mathews: A savage? No…. Blair represents great wrestling, and respect now a days and you just can’t stand it.
Vince Walters: Oh stop it with the “great wrestling and respect” horse shit!
Jill Mathews: Vince watch your fucking language gosh!
Vince Walters: To hell with that and look at the brave Clark Benson getting up on the ring apron yelling at Blair and Omar she now there is a man who defends our queen.
Jill Mathews: SHE IS NOT OUR QUEEN MORON!
Clark Benson now as said up on the ring apron screaming at both Blair and Omar. “HOW DARE YOU BOTH TREAT THE QUEEN LIKE THIS!” Blair and Omar turn their attention to Clark Benson. Meanwhile Bianca rolls out of the ring and grabs a CHAIR from under the ring apron. She then rolls back in and just as Blair and Omar are debating on who gets to hit Clark first…. WHACK!!! BIANCA NAILS BLAIR OVER THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!! Blair drops to the mat flat on her face! Omar meanwhile turns and avoids Bianca’s attempted chair shot and as Bianca turns to try and hit him again OMAR KICKS THE CHAIR INTO HER FACE!!!! The crowd pops big time after seeing that and CLARK BENSON HAS GOTTEN IN THE RING!!!! HE LOOKS MAD AS HELL AS HE STANDS BEHIND OMAR THEN DROPS TO ONE KNEE AND LOW BLOW!!!!!! TO OMAR!!!! A second low blow of the evening to Omar. Josh Cole who has now stumbled to his feet gets told by Clark to get Omar. Josh, who seems a bit out of it motions for Clark to get out of the ring but first Clark checks on his “Queen” helping her to her feet and then exits the ring.
Jill Mathews: Uh…. Clark Benson makes me physically ill……
Vince Walters: The hell? Clark Benson is a pretty damned good guy look at how he defended the Queen!
Jill Mathews: He has no business in that ring whatsoever!
Vince Walters: He is Bianca’s knight basically so yes he does.
Jill Mathews: Clark Benson a knight? HAHA! Now that’s some funny shit.
Vince Walters: I do not see any humor in that at all….
Jill Mathews: Well that’s because you are boring.
Josh Cole brought Omar to his feet and hit a series of punches, kicks and a turnaround closeline. Bianca then before Omar was about to fall down SPEARED HIM!!!!! Bianca with the cover ONE..TWO….THREE! NO!!!!! OMAR GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Bianca looks at the ref with fire in her eyes and Josh stumbles back against a corner turnbuckle just looking out of it. Bianca gets to her feet looking at Josh telling him to do something! BLAIR THOUGH HAS GOTTEN BACK TO HER FEET AND TURNS BIANCA AROUND! SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAIR LAYS OUT BIANCA!!!! But, before she could try and make the pin Bianca ended up from the impact rolling all the way out of the ring. Blair now see’s Josh Cole running towards her and does the SPLITS to avoid his closeline attempt! Blair then back to her feet as Josh turns towards her. Blair hits a hard running knee right to his gut and then grabs a hold of him RUNNING BULLDOG!!! She lays Josh Cole out! OMAR now to his feet has gone out onto the ring apron and climbed up to the top turnbuckle! Omar LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A SWANTON BOMB TO JOSH COLE!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile on the outside Clark Davis has helped his “QUEEN” to her feet and she is seeing what’s going on in the ring but decided not to roll into the ring! She turns her back to it all and Clark says “JUST DON’T WATCH!” Blair brings Josh Cole to his feet and SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!!!!!!!!! SHE PINS JOSH COLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE……TWO…..THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: WOW…. Bianca did not even bother to run in and try to stop her tag partner on this night from getting pinned. I mean that’s some Queen right there let me tell you!
Vince Walters: She couldn’t help save that moron Josh Cole! He was getting his ass kicked all night and even the Queen can’t beat two people on her damned own!
Jill Mathews: Sounds like a lot of damned excuses to me!
DING!!! DING!!!!
Tom Davis: Here are your winners OMAR AZURE AND BLAIR BUCHANAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar and Blair shake hands then both raise their arms in victory as the fans cheer loudly! Omar exits the ring first making his way to the back while Blair stays in the ring to appreciate the responses the fans are giving her here in New Orleans then she sees Bianca standing next to Clark on the outside and getting closer to one of the cameras says “AT TENSION IN TEXAS THE “QUEEN GOES DOWN” AND I BECOME A SIX TIME TA CHAMPION!”
Jill Mathews: Blair just put the QUEEN…. On notice!
Vince Walters: Eh… At TENSION IN TEXAS it’s Blair vs Bianca one on one and I feel confident in THE QUEEN JILL TO BECOME OUR NEW TRANS-ATLANTIC CHAMP!
Jill Mathews: Oh I’m sure the devil herself has a plan but Blair knows the type of plans Bianca can come up with and I feel like she will be ready for them!
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LEGENDS?
The audience is wondering what is coming next and that sense of curiosity continues when the lights dim. The curiosity is at its end when ‘Psychosocial’ is what blares through and there’s a sea of hostility from the faithful of New Orleans as we await the arrival of the man who has that music. He doesn’t come out right away which agitates the crowd a little further before the lyrics of the song begin and suddenly he walks through the curtain matching the vitriol of the audience with a scowl etched on his face.
Jill Matthews: There’s fewer longer lasting evils in all of professional wrestling then this man.
Vince Walters: Would you call him Wrestling’s Ancient Evil at this point?
Jill Matthews: That’s…terrifying to think about.
The veteran starts walking down the ramp, straightening his purple tie on his black and purple based suit as he is ignoring the abuse being hurled in his direction. He doesn’t look pleased to be here and the hostile “Asshole” chant that can go Jesse’s way ends up going toward Iser’s way by proxy as he just stops halfway on the ramp, the sneer still etched on his face as he’s looking down at the people in the front row chanting that as well as giving him the finger though the intimidating glance does lessen the chant slightly. Soon enough, the man is entering the ring and he’s gesturing for a microphone and of course he isn’t being refused. He just stands in this sea of hostility.
Seth Iser: Before I be–
The audience roars in disapproval as loud as they can in unison and there’s a sneer etched on Iser’s face at the interruption.
Seth Iser: Now can I—
A second time there’s this disapproving roar from the entire audience and for the first time since he’s been back we get a brief glimpse at the angry man he once was over a decade ago as his face grows red and the glare goes from icy to fiery.
Seth Iser: I am the one with the microphone…AND YOU WILL BE SILENT WHEN I DEIGN IT APPROPRIATE TO ADDRESS YOU!
This doesn’t help him win any friends as there’s the loudest roar of the three and that transitions into an ‘Iser sucks’ chant. Unlike his previous yells of rage in the past, this one was still in control enough to where he doesn’t lose himself at all. After that brief display of inner anger, the more calm demeanor has returned as the icy sneer has replaced that brief display of fury. He’s just condescending tapping on his wrist where his watch would be, just content to wait it out.
Seth Iser: I have the authority to wait all night. If you want to see your heroes like Roger Wright wrestle, I’d suggest you let me speak.
There’s a little bit of venom in Iser’s tone when he's speaking that sentence and this doesn’t help the mood of the audience.
Vince Walters: He’s great, isn’t he? Great at reminding people what’s important…
Jill Matthews: He’s a son of a bitch if you ask me.
Seth seems to have finally let the audience get this out of his system as he’s maintaining his sneer. With everything filtering out, he finally steps forward and his face relaxes slightly.
Seth Iser: Alright, onto business. I’m not going to dance around the point…because we do still have important time and my partners have a main event they have to win tonight. We have a pay per view coming up…Tension in Texas. It’s one of the staple events in this company’s history when you think about its history. And quite frankly…there’s one hell of a payday involved in what I’m about to suggest. I have a little bit of a complicated history with this man…
There’s a sneer still stuck on his face as he steps forward one more step but his demeanor is calm. The brief pause is over.
Seth Iser: This isn’t a challenge, The Business has already declared this match to be. At Tension at Texas…it’ll be Seth Iser going up against Al Envy.
Vince Walters: Woah!
There’s a different kind of roar from the crowd; it’s of excitement rather than the horrid hostility that was permeating through the arena. Seth, rather than rush to cut them off is more expertly just letting them get the cheers and the loud ‘ENVY’ chant that’s coming. It builds more momentum for a moment and then as it filters out…Seth cuts in.
Seth Iser: A match between two…legends of NEW…am I correct in this assertion of what you people think?
This does conjure another cheer from the audience and it’s at that where you see Seth’s face visibly darken and his eyes have criminal intent while maintaining his control.
Seth Iser: I resent that term, and fuck you for calling me that.
The jovial mood that was brief has ended quite fast as everyone once again boos the elder statesman for his stance.
Seth Iser: Do you know what the word legend implies? Hm? A man who has done spectacular things but they can’t go any higher. Their best days are either in that moment or already behind them…and it’s all downhill from there in their empires…and their legacies. Do you really expect me to be okay with you implying the falsehood that I’m out of fantastic things to accomplish and that I should rest on my laurels? That is an insulting insinuation and my pride refuses to accept that caricature that people like you think I should be.
Yet again the audience boos this man loud and clear but Seth is used to being in the front of a mountain of hell.
Seth Iser: You know where I stand on that matter…but the real question is you Al…if I’m being honest.
There’s the probing question as Seth’s tone stays low and calm despite the hostility that’s going through his veins. In fact, there’s even a slight semblance of a smile creeping onto his face.
Seth Iser: They’ve referred to you as one of the legendary figures here repeatedly Al. The verbiage isn’t completely inaccurate for you; I’ve seen you redefine what it means to be a Trans-Atlantic Champion; there are very few people who can take hold of a championship and have your name said as one of the defining names as to why those pounds of gold mean as much as they do. I’ve seen you go hold for hold with some of the greats here and abroad. But I ask you this…do you have what it takes to go hold for hold with me?
He raises an eyebrow at that question, a simple one at that as he just waits and the audience is obviously yelling that he can but he’s not talking to them as he’s interrupting the crowd before a chant can come together again.
Seth Iser: I know we’ve fought in the past. There’s no doubt in my mind what we’re capable of in that setting…but I can tell you who I want. I want the wrestler that redefined that title and then I want to kick his ass all over your home state just to prove that no matter the circumstances or odds…I’m at my most dangerous fighting people in their own comfort zone. And I’m wagering that pride and ego against everything you can muster in front of your adoring home fans, Al. Nothing more. I don’t want your blood…nor do you really need mine. We already have that. But we don’t have the real answer as to who has become the better professional wrestler.
You can then feel that chill as his eyes shift to something dark as that glare with murderous intent comes through once more.
Seth Iser: So I ask you one question Al: Are you a legend or are you still as great as you always have been? If you bring the legend…I’ll take your arm home with me while lamenting how disappointing that experience was. But…if you bring the man who is hungry to wrestle and willing to improve from even his peak…well, at least you’ll survive the experience. But don’t misconstrue what I’m saying: the pay is the same no matter what you bring because you know what I’ll be all about. But here’s a reminder for the ignoramuses in attendance in this debaucherous hell: I’m Seth Iser, a man whose part of the business will help bring in a new golden era in professional wrestling.
And then he just lowers the tone of his voice as a smirk that just drips in arrogance has crept onto his face.
Seth Iser: And you? Well…at least make a worthy attempt at competing for second place to me. I’d rather not murder you all the way…Business can use more money out of you of course. But it’s your choice…not mine.
It’s that last warning where Seth just drops the microphone in the middle of the ring, the arrogant smirk still etched on the veteran’s face as he’s exiting the ring amid the boos from the audience.
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MAIN EVENT STYLES RULES TAG MATCH
Jesse Styles/Johnny Stylez vs Roger Wright/Valora
“Someone Anyone” by Anberlin blares over the PA system as every ass leaves their seat and all attention is diverted towards the entrance ramp where we see the two most powerful men in New Edge Wrestling making their way out into the arena. OWNER OF NEW JESSE STYLES AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION LA JOHNNY STYLEZ make their way out onto the ramp way. Johnny with that Johnny like grin across his face and Jesse well a half kind of smirk across his. The music continues to play as we hear JOHNNY…..JOHNNY……JOHNNY…. Chants breakout loud enough to be heard clearly over the music! Then the chants change to Jesse…..Jesse.. Then back to Johnny….Johnny chants!
Jill Mathews: Am I really hearing what I am hearing? Seriously? Oh New Orleans…….
Vince Walters: YES! YES YOU ARE! The people of NEW ORLEANS get it! THEY KNOW THAT JESSE AND JOHNNY ARE THE BEST THINGS GOING IN WRESTLING TODAY!
Jill Mathews: I feel sick to my stomach. I really do right now oh New Orleans you all are making me sad.
Vince Walters: Jill you can and clap for greatness like I am at this very moment do it woman!
Jill Mathews: Not in a million years and Vince if you yell at me like that again I am punching you right in your god damned BALLS!
Vince Walters: Oh…. Okay then I will clap for them for both of uh us yeah!
Tom Davis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT”S MAIN EVENT TIME!!!!!!!!!!! First making their way into the ring now The Owner of the N.E.W “THE HYPE” JESSE STYLES!!!!!! And, from here in NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse and Johnny enter the ring as Jesse quickly gets handed a mic as Johnny holds his NEW WORLD TITLE high in the air and the fans continue their chants.
Jesse Styles: NEW ORLEANS YOU ARE TO F”N KIND!
The crowd pops!
Jesse Styles: Now what Tom Davis failed to mention is this main event match is a classic STYLES RULES MATCH!!! But, we will begin this as a classic tag team match! However I can at any time change the rules to this match on the fly so stay tuned because this is going to be F’N FUN!
Jesse places the mic down on the ring mat near the corner where it seems one of them will be standing when the other stars the classic tag match out. Johnny and Jesse now do rock, paper and scissors! Johnny wins! Which seems to mean Johnny will start the match and Jesse just shakes his head.
Tom Davis: And, now there opponents first making his way to the ring from Webberville, Texas a former Six Time NEW World Champion here is ROGER WRIGHT!!!!!!
Roger Wright walks out onto the entrance ramp to no music and just that blank stare across his face once again which has become kind of his thing as of late. The fans boo him loudly here in New Orleans which normally does not happen anywhere else. But, Roger seems not phased by it as he gets to the ring and rolls right in leaning against the ring ropes waiting for his partner on this night.
Vince Walters: YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BOO THIS ASSHOLE! GOD I CAN’T WAIT FOR JESSE TO GET HIS HANDS ON THAT CHUMP!
Jill Mathews: New Orleans is well being very different in this main event tonight but um ok. As for Roger Wright, one of the biggest stars in NEW history I’m sure he can’t wait to get his hands on Jesse Styles not to mention Johnny Stylez as we all know their history as well.
Vince Walters: Roger is only one of the bigger stars in wrestling because of JESSE STYLES and he refuses to ever admit that and even has said a lot of hateful and bad things about Jesse over the years. As for Johnny, well we know what went down at our return IGNITE and WHO WON THE WORLD TITLE FOR A SEVENTH TIME OVER ROGER WRIGHT!
Jill Mathews: You know it’s called inside voice Vince fucking try it!
The lights darken in the arena as 'Never Give Up' by Sia plays and Val makes her way out from the backstage area running up to the entryway and jumping up and throwing her fist in the air as she lands before dancing a bit and drinking from her water bottle and then stopping to play to the crowd who comes to their feet cheering. Val then makes her way down to the ring, interacting with fans and even stopping for a couple of Selfies. She makes her way to the ring and hops onto the apron and slingshots herself over the ropes and throws a few punches in the air as she blows a big bubble from her bubble gum before setting the water bottle aside and throwing a few more warmup punches before removing her gum… Roger Wright remained leaning against the ring ropes with an emotionless look.
Vince Walters: Yes!!!!! Booo this one too that’s right New Orleans!
Tom Davis: Now having made her way to the ring from LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA “THE HARDCORE ICON” And, Number one contender to the NEW WORLD TITLE HERE IS VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!!
The fans boo loudly in New Orleans as Val doesn’t seem to mind in fact she smiles after hearing the boos. Now Roger without saying a word to Valora goes out onto the ring apron which means it looks like Johnny and Valora are going to start this main event match!
Vince Walters: Oh here we go a preview of the main event of Tension in Texas where Valora will lose to the best wrestler ever JOHNNY STYLEZ and retain his NEW WORLD TITLE!
Jill Mathews: I wouldn’t be too sure of that…. Valora is a former NEW World Champion and has held pretty much every title in NEW just like Johnny has.
Vince Walters: BIG WHOOP she held the NEW World title once for like three months and certainly not a record setting SEVEN TIMES.
Jill Mathews: Vince…. It also means your favorite wrestler has lost the NEW World title six times just saying… And, winning the NEW World title even one time is a huge accomplishment with the level of competition we have had and have in this company over 15 years.
DING!!!!!
Valora and Johnny both walk to the center of the ring now that the bell has rang and Johnny has that vintage cocky Johnny Stylez smile across his face while Valora has a half smile but a serious look across her face at the same time. Johnny begins to talk trash to Valora in typical Johnny fashion while Valora rolls her eyes and just DECKS HIM with a right hand to the side of his face! Johnny backs up a good amount from that shot but Valora Salinas charges and TACKLES JOHNNY to the mat now unleashing elbows to his face! Right elbows, left elbows and A HEAD BUTT FROM JOHNNY RIGHT BETWEEN HER EYES STOPS HER ATTACK!!!! Valora rolls off of Johnny and onto her back. Now Johnny holds his chin looking a little pissed actually. He quickly drops a leg drop across the throat of Valora then an elbow drop right to her chest area! Johnny looks out to the fans of New Orleans and they do indeed cheer loudly for him which causes Johnny to say “That’s right MoTHeR PhUcKeRS!” Johnny then turns his attention to the downed Valora and STOMPS ON HER FOREHEAD!!!! Johnny now smiling again brings Valora to her feet and drops her with a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Johnny now walks over to his corner and see’s Jesse stick his hand out and JESSE STYLES TAGS IN! The crowd pops at this as Jesse smiles a full smile not something you see a lot…. But, at this moment he is smiling.
Vince Walters: Look at Jesse and Johnny dominating Valora let's go!
Jill Mathews: Oh stop Valora got several good shots in on Johnny he just got lucky with that sudden head butt and at the moment she is a bit dazed but never ever count her out she is one of the toughest we have in this company.
Vince Walters: OH my gosh Jill you are so biased just be a professional jesus christ!
Jill Mathews: Are you fucking kidding me? You are the most biased quote on quote broadcast journalist in the business Vince….
Vince Walters: HOW DARE YOU! I am offended and you need to apologize!
Jill Mathews: HA! You have a better chance of getting laid for the first time than me ever apologizing to you.
Vince Walters: Wait what? So you're saying there’s a chance?
Jill just is speechless for a moment and face palming as Valora struggles to her feet and the confident Jesse is just waiting for her to get up. Once Valora does, Jesse steps to the center of the ring and says “HEY PUTA STEP UP!” Valora glares at Jesse and shouts something in Spanish before stepping right to the center of the ring as she and Jesse meet in the center of the ring for the first time in an official match. Jesse smiles and even Valora smiles a little at him as he shoves her and she then shoves him back. Meanwhile Roger is over in his corner with that same emotionless glare across his face. Valora now right hands Jesse and Jesse left hands her the fight is on!!! They begin slugging it out back and forth, neither giving an inch until Jesse manages to get his right knee up and sends it hard into her gut then picks VALORA UP AND SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!!!! The fans pop loudly as Jesse notices his cousin now has his hand out for a tag. Jesse walks over slowly and tags JOHNNY IN! The fans roar as Johnny puts his arms in the air taking in the cheers for a moment. Valora though gets to her feet looking pissed and the moment Johnny turns around VALORA WITH A SUMMERSAULT SPEAR TO JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!! But, Valora still feeling the effects from the attacks from Johnny and Jesse does not go for the pin. No, she crawls over to her corner reaching HER HAND OUT FOR A TAG BUT ROGER HOPS OFF THE APRON AND TURNS HIS BACK ON VALORA!!!!!!! ROGER THEN WITH NOT A SINGLE HENCE OF EMOTION WALKS UP THE RAMP AND HEADS TO THE BACKSTAGE!!!!
Vince Walters: Wait what?.....
Jill Mathews: WHAT IN THE HELL?!!!
Vince Walters: HA I KNOW WHAT IT IS ROGER IS SCARED TO GET IN THE RING WITH OUR BOSS JESSE STYLES! I would say that’s a smart move which well honestly it is but to hell with giving Roger Wright credit like ever!
Jill Mathews: I’m so confused right now… Even Jesse and Johnny look shocked!
Vince Walters: Hell I’m shocked and that is no easy task mind you.
Jill Mathews: Roger Wright has left his tag partner for the night to fend for herself I gotta say it…. That’s some bullshit!
Vince Walters: YEAH get mad Jill call him a coward!
Jill Mathews: What? No! I’m just going to say it’s some bullshit at the moment.
Valora has now gotten back to her feet looking very pissed off but as soon as she got up to her feet JESSE STYLES GOT IN THE RING AND HYPE KICK FROM JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VALORA DROPS TO THE MAT!!!! But, Johnny is still down! Who is the legal man in this tag team match. However now JESSE IS GRABBING A MIC!
Jesse Styles: Well uh that was unexpected but uh okay then…. Well since this is a Styles rules match I’m gonna do Valora f’n favor and make the match more possible for her to win if she can well get up after my furious hype kick that is! As of now THIS IS A HANDICAP NO DQ MATCH!
Jesse announced the match change then tossed the mic over the top rope and to the outside. He then rolls himself outside the ring reaching under the ring apron for things. Meanwhile Johnny Stylez stumbles to his feet looking around thinking maybe Roger was going to come back obviously not trusting what just went down…. But, then he sees VALORA using the ring ropes to pull herself to her feet despite JESSE’S HYPE KICK!!!! Johnny shakes his head a little surprised but then just waits for her to fully get up. As she does get up he grabs her and SPINE BUSTER FROM JOHNNY!!!!! Jesse meanwhile on the outside throws a few chairs into the ring then shoves a table into the ring and a FIFTEEN FOOT LADDER! Jesse now rolls back into the ring as he and Johnny nod at each other and both pick up steel chairs. They both wait for Valora to get up. BUT WAIT ABBIGAIL DRESDEN COMES RUNNING OUT TO THE RING!!!! SHE ROLLS IN AND TACKLES JOHNNY WITH THE CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!!!! IT IN FACT HIT HIM IN HIS FACE WHEN SHE TACKLED HIM!!! Jesse begins to walk over to attack ABBIGAIL BUT SUDDENLY SEES HUNTER VALENTYNE COMING DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP! Jesse gets an extremely hateful look across his face and first quickly kicks Abbigail as hard as he could in the back of her head then ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING TO BEGIN SLUGGING IT OUT WITH HUNTER!
Vince Walters: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON! DAMN THAT HUNTER VALENTYNE AND ABBIGAIL TOO!
Jill Mathews: Wow the tides have turned and well Jesse and Hunter are fighting up the rampway neither man has stopped punching they are beating the hell out of EACH OTHER! As for Abbgail Dresden she got kicked extremely hard in the back of her head and rolled outside of the ring.
Vince Walters: Abbigail I kind of get but fucking Hunter Valentyne that damned pain in the ass has no right coming out here what so ever!
Jill Mathews: Well Hunter hates the “Business” and well Jesse and he have fought to the BACK NOW! We can’t see what’s happening between them but in the ring Valora is getting to her feet!
Vince Walters: NO! Johnny got hit in his face by the chair that he was holding when that damned Dresden tackled him he looks very out of it! Oh damn it!
Valora slowly gets up hurting obviously but she looks around and sees Johnny pulling himself to his feet using the ring ropes but as he lets go of the ring ropes he falls to one knee unable to stand! Valora picks up the other chair and charges!!!!! DROP KICKING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF JOHNNY!!!!! The fans boo loudly as Valora drops to one knee now while Johnny is definitely down! Valora gets back to her feet and reaches down, picking the table up and setting it up in the middle of the ring! She then brings Johnny to his feet; he tries to throw a few punches but misses wildly! Valora then DOUBLE ARM DDTS JOHNNY ONTO THE CHAIR THAT WAS NOW ON THE RING MAT!!!!! She now stumbles back wards then sets the FIFTEEN FOOT LADDER UP! And, now stumbles over to Johnny Stylez bringing his dead weight up to a standing position…. She PLACES JOHNNY ON THE TABLE AND THEN GOES OVER TO THE LADDER CLIMBING UP IT WITH HER BACK TURNED TO JOHNNY!!!!! VALORA REACHES THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER AND AZTEC MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER DOWN ONTO JOHNNY THREW THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Valora and Johnny are both laying in the rubble of what was the TABLE AND VALORAS RIGHT ARM IS OVER JOHNNY’S CHEST!!!!!!!! REF JIM FLOSS COUNTS!!! ONE…….TWO……THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DING!!!!!DING!!!!
Vince Walters: NO……. NO……NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Mathews: WOW! Despite all the bullshit that went on in this match including ROGER WRIGHT walking out on this match and Valora….. Well VALORA JUST PINNED THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION JOHNNY STYLEZ! WAY TO GO GIRL!
Vince Walters: THIS IS NOT FAIR TO JOHNNY OR JESSE! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
The fans boo loudly as Valora is still laid out next to Johnny but Jim Floss raises her right arm to signal her victory!
Tom Davis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER VALORA SALINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Walters: THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! I PROMISE YOU!
Jill Mathews: Good lord ladies and gentlemen what a show! We are out of time but we will see you in just under three weeks for our return to PAY PER VIEW TENSION IN TEXAS!
As the show comes to a close we see Dresden rolling into the ring holding the back of her head going to check on her mentor Valora while Johnny is still just laid out in the rubble of what was that table. A NEW TENSION IN TEXAS ADVERTISEMENT THEN PLAYS BEFORE THE FEED CUTS OUT.